All language subtitles for Mr Belvedere s04e16 Heather s Monk

What are we doing?

Making my ears bleed.

Ant and I are going out for spring
chorus at school.

Oh. Yeah, it's supposed to be real
interesting. You learn a lot about music

theory, harmonic message. And the best
part is, you get an excuse from Jim.

Maybe I'm old -fashioned, but to join a
chorus, don't you have to be able to

sing? Oh, no, it's school policy. If you
show up, they have to take you.

Oh, in that case, you two will stand a
very good chance.

off ready for school.

That's funny.

I always thought I'd be the first to
snap.

As you came through the door, no one
glared.

According to our new rival, life is more
than mere survival.

And we just might live the good life
yet.

Angela, amazing how well that song holds
up.

All right, is there a Danny Murphy here?

Oh, right here, Mr. Grant.

I think I'm a tenor. At this point,
anything would be nice.

Our things in Glacomora Is that little
brook still leaping

there?

Does it still run down through Donny
Cole

stupid song.

Thank you.

How are things in Glacomora this fine
day?

Well, that was great, Danny.

Oh, I'm sure that we'll be hearing a lot
from you.

All right, well, that's it for today.
We'll pick it up again tomorrow, again.

Give me a breath spray. Huh? Why? I'm
gonna go talk to him.

But he's a senior.

Just watch.

Oh, sorry.

I wasn't looking where I was going.
That's okay. That's okay.

Anyway, I really liked your singing.

Oh, thanks.

You were really good, too.

Well, I haven't sung anything yet.

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

I was just being polite. I was raised
that way.

Oh, excuse me.

That's okay. You don't have to do this.

Oh, yes, I do. I was raised that way,
too. Oh, thanks.

Sure.

Anyway, I was just going to go over to
the water fountain. Do you want to come?

Hey, they have a great water fountain at
the CinemaPlex at the mall.

Maybe we could go there.

Say, tomorrow night around 8?

Huh?

Oh, sure. Great.

That'll be fine.

Don't you want to know where I live?

Yeah.

I guess you better tell me your name,
too.

Come on, Dad. We're missing half the
game.

I know. I know.

Watch out, Dad. You're going to break
it.

Can't we give this to both fans?

Forget it, Belvedere.

TV's broken.

Really?

My prayers have been answered.

Great. What are we going to do about the
game?

cares about the game. Pee -wee's
Playhouse is on tomorrow.

Hey, that's right.

Come on, guys.

We're going down to Looney Louie's and
get us a new one.

Get a new what?

Television.

Well, apparently old Nellie here is on
the fritz.

Well, why can't we just get it fixed?

Are you kidding?

The last time I was in the shop, we
didn't get it back for two days.

Yes, I remember.

That was when you sat in front of the
clothes dryer watching your shorts spin.

So what are you supposed to do when the
TV's broken?

Oh, several things come to mind.

Reading a book, trying a new hobby, or
perhaps even engaging in the simple art

of conversation.

Now... Maybe Mr. Belvedere has a point.

I mean, we hardly ever talk to each
other anymore. All we ever do is sit in

front of that box.

Well, so?

So maybe we could live without it for a
few days.

What's so funny? Nothing. I was just
trying to picture all you boobs without

tube, so to speak.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'll bet we can live without that
thing just as long as you can. Uh -huh.

A month.

Maybe even more.

Huh?

You're on. Say $50.

Fine.

Come on, Marsh. Let's go upstairs.

Oh, okay.

There's something I gotta tell you that
I really should have told you before.

Oh, that's okay. There's somebody you
like better, right?

Well, sort of.

I'm going to be a priest.

You are?

Oh, it's because of me, isn't it? I knew
I was being too pushy. No, Heather, it

got nothing to do with you. I decided a
long time ago.

Oh, God, and I dragged you to see Dirty
D.

This dirtbag bothering you?

Oh, no, it's okay, Dad. This is Danny.
He's going to be a priest.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, in that case, stop by any time.

Well, I guess I'll see you at school
tomorrow.

Sure.

Not that you still care, but I really
had a nice time tonight.

Well, yeah, me too.

So do you want to do it again?

Do you still like to go out with me?

Sure, why not?

I mean, maybe we could see a nice
Catholic movie like The Bells of St.

Mary's or The Exorcist or something.

I'd like that.

Wesley, what are you doing?

Talking. I mean, we're not watching TV
anymore, so I'm practicing the simple

of conversation, just like you said we
should.

Wonderful.

Now go practice on somebody else.

Hey, Mr. Belvedere, you've got to help
me decide.

Which dress do you think is the most
parochial?

Another date with Danny?

Yeah, he's taking me to see a musical
about Pope Urban II.

I think it's called The Funny Thing
Happened on the Way to the Crusades.

a soundtrack.

Oh, you've been seeing quite a bit of
Danny lately.

Yeah, I feel really comfortable with
him. I mean, he's cute and he's

and, well, since he's going to be a
priest, there's no pressure, you know,

sex and stuff.

Yeah, we went to the drive -in the other
night and I actually saw the movie all

the way through.

Congratulations. Well, I'm going to take
a shower, so let me know what you

think.

big guy, but I still miss the TV.

All right, everybody.

Ready?

You too, Angela.

All right, I'll see you all tomorrow.

Hey,

Heather.

Could I talk to you for a minute in
private?

Oh, sure. I'll see you later, Ange.

That's okay. I really shouldn't talk
anyways.

Mr. Grant says I have to pamper my
throat.

So what's up?

Nothing. It's just grad night's coming
up next week, and there's going to be

sorts of parties and stuff, and I just
thought it would be nice if we could go

together. Oh, sure. That'd be great.

Oh, yeah, since it's going to be my last
big night out, you know, before I enter

the seminary and become a priest.

I also thought it would be nice if we
could sleep together, too.

Huh?

Weep together.

Oh, this is all my fault.

I mean, there he was, a nice little
monk, until Heather the Hudson comes

and leads him into temptation.

Might as well just offer him an apple.

You mean he forgot his lunch, too?

We just want you to be part of our
newfound family fun.

Yeah, we could play musical chairs
again. Dad had them all reinforced.

Simon says, sit on it.

Hi, Mr. Belvedere. Is it okay if I come
in?

Certainly, Danny. Why wouldn't it be?

Oh, no reason.

Hi, Heather.

Hi.

I'll leave you two alone.

So, how you doing?

Okay, I guess.

Anyway, I dug up my old notes from
Pennsylvania history. You better study

because Mr. Phillips' tests can be
pretty hard.

I will.

Good.

No, I mean I will.

You know what we were talking about?

Huh?

You will?

Uh -huh.

Oh.

Wow, Heather.

That's great. I mean...

When I asked you, I don't know what got
into me, but I never felt like this

before, and you look so pretty and
understanding, and now you said yes, and

still can't believe it. I guess what I'm
really trying to say is, thanks a lot.

Sure.

Oh, Heather.

Oh, hello, Mr. Belvedere.

Everybody's looking for you. Yes, I
know. That's why I'm hiding out here.

So, are you excited about tonight?

Huh?

Well, I mean, going out on grad night.

It isn't every day you get the chance to
go out all night and party.

Oh, yeah, right.

Heather, is something wrong?

I mean, did something happen between you
and Danny?

No, not yet.

I mean, you know how Danny is going into
the seminary next month?

Mm -hmm.

Well, he asked me to sleep with him
before he gets there.

And I said I would.

Tonight.

I see.

Hey, look, I know what you're thinking.
It's wrong and it's stupid and we'll

probably have to regret it the rest of
our miserable lives. But that's no

not to. And I don't care what you say.
You're not going to stop us.

Well, then.

May I ask one small question?

Sure. Is graduation present of yours to
Danny?

Where do you intend to unwrap it?

We're not sure why.

Well, look, I don't approve at all of
what you're doing, but if you insist on

doing it, at least make it someplace
with charm and dignity.

And not the no -tell motel.

Oh, yeah? Like where?

As it happens, I have just the place.

Yes, ma 'am?

Your reservation is confirmed for next
Friday.

Well, thank you for calling the Normandy
Inn.

Evening, Gerald.

Mr. Clara, I didn't hear you come in.

Life hasn't been the same since I got my
Reebok.

Anyway, it looks like business is
picking up. Oh, yes, ma 'am. You and the

sisters have really made a go of this
place since you took it over.

Why, if things keep going like this,
there really will be no room at the inn.

If anyone needs me, I'll be down in the
wine cellar. Yes.

Danny, what are we doing? We look
ridiculous. I already told you. They'll

give us a room unless we look older. We
don't look old. We look stupid.

Remember, we're the Petersons from
Patterson. I thought we were the

from Peterson. Just let me handle this.

Folks, welcome to the Normandy Inn.

Thank you.

As you can see, we're on our honeymoon.
And my new wife and I would like a room,

please. Sure thing, General.

Name? Patterson.

Patterson. Your name tag there says
Eisenhower.

Oh. Yeah, well, um... That's his maiden
name.

Oh. Well, then just sign right here,
please.

You're in room number 11, upstairs.

It's a real nice one. Thank you.

Hey, wait a minute.

Don't you folks have any luggage?

wearing our pajamas under these.

Good night.

Well, it's a nice room.

Yeah.

Hey, look in the mind. There's a real
pretty view of the vineyard.

Oh, look, they have a chapel out there,
too.

I guess they use that for weddings and
stuff.

Maybe we should have gotten married
there.

Danny, are you okay? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's just a little stuffy in here,
that's all.

Well, why don't you take off your coat?

Yeah. Good idea.

Uh,

Danny, we don't have to do this if you
don't want to. Oh, of course I want to.

Unless you don't want to.

No, I want to. Unless you've changed
your mind. Oh, not me.

Great.

Me neither.

with a sign.

Oh, look, Heather, I'm sorry.

I never should have brought you here.

Oh, it's okay.

No, it's not.

Oh, priests are supposed to help people
with their problems, not make a whole

bunch of new ones.

I guess you never seen the thorn birds.

I mean, ever since I was an altar boy, I
wanted to be someone like Father

Cardoza.

Someone people looked up to.

Someone people trusted.

What kind of priest am I going to make?
I can't even trust myself.

But Danny, nothing happened. Oh, but it
almost did. And that would have been

wrong.

The worst part is I used you.

Look, the only reason you're here
tonight is because I made you feel sorry

me.

No, you didn't.

I came here because I wanted to.

Yeah, right.

Hey, look, I'm the one that bugged into
you, remember?

And I guess I have a confession to make,
too.

Deep down, I was hoping you'd like me
even more than God.

And that way you wouldn't have to go
away.

That's not blasphemy, is it?

No.

But we better get out of here.

Just to be on the safe side.

Right.

You know, someday you're going to make
someone a beautiful bride.

maybe i'll even get to marry you i mean
you know what

i mean yeah i do

Something go wrong with the virgin
sacrifice?

Yeah, real funny, Mr. Belvedere, that
place you sent us to was run by nuns.

It was?

Anyway, nothing happened between me and
Danny, but I'm sure you probably already

knew that.

I think it was for the best.

Yeah, I guess.

Although it would have been nice being
someone's one and only love.

I'm sure as far as Danny's concerned,
you always will be.

Good night, Mr. Belvedere.

All

right,

family. I surrender.

I know when I'm licked.

What are you talking about, Mr.
Belvedere?

Simply by depriving you of your
television set, I've deprived myself of

sanity. This time this relentless family
hour came to a stop.

So what do you do, Mr. Belvedere? Get
the old set fixed?

No, Wesley, something better.

Wheel it in, boys.

And with any luck, you'll never stop
sitting in front of it.

Excuse me.

Mr.

Belvedere will be right back.

At any rate, Danny and Heather are still
good friends.

And back on a platonic footy.

Tonight, I recommended they see Heaven
Knows Mr. Allison, the story of a

frustrated marine sharing a deserted
island with a nun.

I thought it might make a nice change of
pace.

As for the rest of the Owenses, I'm
happy to report they spent 72 straight

in front of their new TV.

It's been pure bliss, having practically
the entire house to myself.

If I'd known that was going to happen.

I would have put it outside.

All of us from head of the class would
like to wish you all the best and a

holiday. Can we sing now?

If you like, but I did wish them a happy
holiday.