All language subtitles for Mr Belvedere s04e03 Triangle

Very tasty, but it'll assure you a seat
by yourself.

What? You're going to miss your flight.

What's the rush?

It only takes a half hour to get there.

Five minutes to check in still gives me
plenty of time to catch my plane.

That's very nice, George.

But you're assuming everything will go
perfectly, and I find it seldom does.

Hey, I already had Kevin gas up the car.
I got the plane tickets right here, and

you pack my bags.

See? I told you.

All the help that we can get.

According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.

We just might live the good life yet.

I don't understand what's going on
around here.

I mean, this family never used to spend
so much money on food.

You feed me?

Hi, guys.

Hi, honey.

Didn't you pick your brother up at
school?

Wes told me you wanted to stay late and
do some extra credit.

Detention. That's what it is.

Hi. Hi. How was school, Heather?

Heather? She doesn't respond to that
name anymore.

Oh? I'm tired of being called Heather,
so I'm changing my name.

Oh, really?

Yeah. From now on, her name's going to
be Banaka.

Not Banaka, Bianca.

Oh.

And I was going to change my name to
Lavoris.

What's the matter, honey? I thought you
liked your name.

I hate it.

I'm tired of guys making jokes like,
hey, Heather's really blooming, or how

about a...

Sir Cedric Hardwick.

So anyway, Mom, you're going to be a
lawyer. You can write up some legal

to make my being Bianca more official.

Look, honey, Heather is a very nice
name. You've had it all your life, so

don't we just keep it for the time
being?

I don't know what the big deal is.

Me neither.

Haven't you ever wanted to change your
name, Mr. Baby Boomer?

then what makes you think I'm talking to
you?

Wesley Owen.

Yes, ma 'am?

I recognize you from your poster in the
teacher's lounge.

Why isn't Mr. Baskerville here? He's
usually asleep when I sneak in. I'm

substituting for him this week, but he
told me all about you.

Oh, okay.

Waterpistol, Miss Connors.

It'll save us both a lot of heartache.

Hi,

Mr. Belvedere. Hello, Mrs. Owens.

George called from Shea Stadium.

He did?

He said he loves you, he misses you, and
he asked me to give you these.

up detention again.

That's the third time in three days.

It's just not like him.

I'm his mother. I've got to act a little
surprised.

Hi, it's me again.

All right. What'd you do this time?

I sort of started a food fight in the
cafeteria.

I saved you some tapioca.

Thank you.

Sure.

I'll go take my seat now and think about
what I've done. Fine.

Uh,

is this the discipline room?

Excuse me?

I mean, I'm here to pick up my little
brother. He's got detention.

Oh, you must mean Wesley.

I'm Ellen Connors. I'm Kevin.

Listen, he's outside clapping some
erasers, but he should be right back.

Sure.

I'm done.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Mom sent me to pick you up.

I don't need you. I was going to call a
cab.

It's so worse.

It was nice meeting you.

Good night, Wesley.

Till tomorrow.

Now, what is going on with you and all
this detention?

I don't know. I'm not acting any
different.

Maybe they're just getting better at
catching me.

Don't you get smart with me, young man.

Heather said your teacher called. She's
coming over.

Miss Connors?

She's coming here?

Leslie, I don't know what's gotten into
you, whether it's because your father is

out of town or what, but you can't...
I'm sorry, Mom. I'll be good from now

I promise. But I gotta take a bath now.
Bye.

Angela, there is no Bianca here.

Yes, I'm quite sure.

No, I will not tell her Velveeta called.

I'm getting a little tired of this,
Heather.

Bianca! Look, nobody but Velveeta is
going to take you seriously anyhow, so

don't you just drop this nonsense, okay?

Dinner in 20 minutes, Mrs. Owens. Thank
you, Mr. Belvedere. And please lay the

table, Bianca.

done stuff like this before?

Yes, but only in court.

Mr. Javier, can I ask you something?

Certainly, Wesley.

When you were a kid back in the olden
days, do you ever like someone a lot,

you didn't know how to tell them?

If you like this little girl, just wait
until the mood is right, then tell her.

She's not that little. She's Miss
Connors.

Your mistress of detention?

I've been doing bad stuff all week just
to get sent to her. Very clever.

The thing is, I've never felt like this
before. I mean, when she looks at me and

says, Wes, spit that gum out in the
trash can.

I get all tingly.

I can see you like Miss Connors a lot.

But she may not feel the same way about
you.

Oh, yeah? Then how come she's coming
over tonight?

She is?

Yeah. She's probably going to pretend to
talk to Mom about how rotten I am at

school, but I think it's just because
she can't get enough of me.

What a pleasant surprise.

Please, come in.

Thank you.

Good evening.

That's Mr. Belvedere, my butler.

Perhaps you'd like to take her coat?

Well, actually, I won't be staying.

Huh? Hi, Ellen.

Hi, Kevin. Thanks for picking me up.

Well, listen, we'd better get going or
we're going to miss the movie.

See you, Wes.

Are Wesley and Bianca up yet? Mr.
Belvedere, I have really been trying to

Heather to drop this stupid Bianca
business.

You know, I think if you'd just go along
and not make an issue of it, Heather

would be herself again in no time.

I remember when Prince Charles wanted to
be called bug.

I told him... Thank you, Mr.

Belvedere, but we are not the royal
family, and I think I know how to handle

own daughter.

Very well.

Morning. Morning, Heather.

Heather?

Bianca!

Oh, Wesley, I seem to have lost your
mother and sister. Are you ready for

breakfast? Hi, guys.

I seem to have lost my appetite.

Hey, what'd I do?

You stole his main squeeze.

Miss Connors, Wesley likes her, too.

Oh, Wesley's got a crush on teacher.

That's cute.

Yes, it'll be even cuter when he tampers
with your brakes.

Hey, come on. What am I supposed to do?
I really like Ellen.

We're going out again tonight.

Oh? So, I'll see you later.

Hopefully.

I had a really nice time tonight.

Yeah, me too.

And I hope you didn't mind us taking
your car.

I have my reasons.

Okay.

So, listen, uh, you sure you can't come
in for a minute?

No, I still have some papers to grade.

I give that an A.

Hello,

Kevin.

You're up kind of late, aren't you?

I couldn't sleep.

Oh.

So how was your date?

Oh, you know, the usual.

No way!

Hey, look, Wes, Mr. Belvedere told me
how you sort of like Ellen.

Yeah, so?

So I understand how you feel.

I mean, when I was your age, I had a
crush on my teacher, too.

So what happened? Did Dad start dating
her?

Come on, Wes.

There's no reason why she can't be both
our friends.

We can share her.

I'm not kissing her after you did.

And she's only seeing you because I
can't go out on school nights.

All right, look, Wes, I'm sorry you feel
bad, but I'm going to keep seeing her,

and you better just accept that, all
right?

Sure.

You're not my brother anymore.

Hey, Mr. Belvedere.

Child number two.

Sorry we won't be here for dinner, Mr.
Belvedere. We're going shopping at the

mall, then have a nice dinner out, just
the two of us. Sounds like a splendid

idea. Let's go have the yonk.

Hey, Mr. Belvedere, what's for dinner?

How about a hot dog and some gummy
bears?

We're going to the movies.

Oh, yeah?

What about Kevin? Is he coming?

No. No, he may have other plans with
Ellen.

You know, the house to himself, I'll bet
he does.

I'm not going to the movies.

Ah, come on now, Wesley.

It's Massacre at Horror High.

You can pick up some pointers.

Hey, what are you still doing here? I
thought you guys were going to the

We were, but I can't seem to find your
brother anywhere.

Normally, I wouldn't mind, but tonight's
free nachos.

Hello?

What?

Uh, no, I understand. Somebody will be
right there.

Thanks.

That was the police. Wesley got
caught... Wonderful.

I know that little jerk just did this to
screw me up with Ellen.

Come along, Kevin. We better get down to
the station before the police start

checking him for priors.

I like root beer. It's higher, 71.

Leslie, where's your brother?

Oh, Kevin?

I'm afraid he was called away
unexpectedly.

Some problem with his ex -wife and three
children.

Oh, I see.

But there's no sense in letting a
beautiful night like this go to waste.

don't you sit down?

And I'll go check on the beefaroni.

All right, you speaking little snot
face, where are you?

Oh, Ellen.

Hey,

what are you guys doing back so soon?

The police downtown said they'd never
heard of you.

I assured them they would in the future.

All right, Wes, what do you think you
were doing, huh?

You said we could share.

What? So I got this bum down at the
arcade to call up and say he was the

and you fell for it, so ha -ha.

I'm really sorry about all this.

Oh, it's okay. Wesley was a perfect
gentleman.

because you two got back so fast.

Well, listen, it's still early. We could
still go get something to eat if you

want. Hey, maybe she still wants to eat
with me. Wes, knock it off. What's the

matter, Kevin?

You afraid to let her decide?

You afraid she might choose me, huh?

We'd better go, Kevin.

But thank you for a very nice evening.

She doesn't know what she's missing.

Oh, hey, Mr. Boviter.

Hello, Kevin. Back so soon?

Yeah. I'm gonna go up to bed. You know,
Wesley's taking his busted romance

rather hard.

Well, that's tough, because he's a
little creep, and I'm through talking to

Oh.

In that case...

I wouldn't go out on the patio.

Sorry.

Oh, there you are.

Don't hit me. I just had four root beers
and I don't know what might happen.

So how was your date?

It was fine.

What's the matter? Didn't she give you a
goodnight kiss?

Nope. More like a kiss off.

Huh? She dumped me.

She said things were getting a little
too weird with both of us.

Oh.

I guess I really messed things up for
you, huh?

Eh, what's the difference?

I mean, sooner or later, things always
get screwed up between me and girls.

You just made it happen a little sooner.

Oh.

I probably saved you a lot of money.

Yeah, probably.

Well, you don't have to worry about me
anymore. I'm giving up older women.

Well, thanks.

And I'll try and stay away from ten
-year -olds.

You'd better.

You know, if you think about it, this is
the first fight we've had in a long

time.

Yeah, it is. I don't even remember what
the last one was about.

It was that $50 loan.

Hey, I'm going to pay you back. I know.

Come on. Let's get you in bed before Mom
gets home.

Okay.

Oh, and in case I didn't mention it,
you're my brother again.

And how did things go last night with
you and what's -her -name?

I don't know.

I tried talking to her, but I just can't
get through to her. I mean, I told her

that changing your name doesn't change
who you are, but she just won't listen.

Yes, well, I certainly sympathize.

Oh, incidentally, Mr. Lewis, this packet
of business cards arrived, but I don't

know who they belong to.

Oh, they're mine.

I ordered them for when I start my law
practice.

M .L. Cameron?

Marshal E. Cameron.

I'm going to be using my maiden name.

Oh. Well, you see, it's different with
me. I'm doing this for professional

reasons.

Of course.

When did these come, anyway?

Two days ago.

I've been waiting for the right moment.

Right moment for what?

Maybe you should ask M .L.

M .L.? You're changing your name?

Heather. Oh, sure, you can change your
name, anything you want.

old stupid one. It is not stupid.

Look, honey, before you were born, we
had a name all picked out for you.

Raymond.

The way you were kicking, we were sure
you were going to be a boy. So it sort

caught us by surprise when you came
along.

Oh.

But when your father saw you for the
first time, he just smiled and said that

you looked like a little bit of Heather.

Because it was so small and delicate?

No, because you were all purple.

Mr.

Belvedere will be right back.

Michael Jordan has six seconds to tell
you about the McDonald's. At any rate,

both Kevin and Wesley seem to be over
their mutual infatuation with Miss

Connors.

Although Wesley seems to have developed
a new enamorata.

He's been feigning various illnesses
just to see Miss Dixie, the new school

nurse.

As regards to Bianca and ML, that
trivial little problem seems to run its

course.

Why can't people be happy with who they
are?

I'm perfectly happy with my name, Lynn.

Lynn!

Maybe I'm more of a Steve.

Sunday night, an afternoon adventure
becomes a test of survival for a couple

kids when they meet up with Bigfoot on
the Sunday movie.

You remember your first dance, Kevin
does, on the Wonder Year, Tuesday.

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