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Last week, as you recall, we left Will, Dr. Smith, and the robots at the

Electron Telescope, just as a solar gale had trapped them in a sudden rain, a

giant cosmic bomb.

He's begun to abate.

I think it's safe to go out now.

You first, my boy.

I thought you said Sagittarius people were bold.

Bold, yes, but not Bobby.

Your body, being smaller than mine, offers less of a target for flying

I'll hold your hand so you won't be blown away.

It's almost over. You can come out now.

an exhilarating experience.

Man against the elements is the essence of heroism. I feel powerful enough to

conquer the universe.

You find that funny, you automated oaf?

Negative. I am clearing the solar dust from my memory banks.

Hey, look at the electronic telescope.

Its lights are blinking green.

That, Will Robinson.

is the action of a deposit of positron particles combined with solarized ions

from an unknown source.

They are highly energized.

Are they dangerous? I mean, can we still use the telescope?

They are not dangerous, but I cannot compute what they have done to our

system. I'll see.

Golly, Dr. Smith, look at this!

What is it? Another solar gale? The robot would have warned us if it was.

look.

No, it can't be.

It's not possible.

Why'd you turn her off?

She looked kind of nice. Just like she did when you did that space dance with

her during our flight. You sure acted gaga over her then.

Bear me your vivid recollections.

I wonder how she knew where to find me.

Maybe she's a Sagittarius like you.

Sagittarius? Let's see.

She's an optical illusion, nothing more.

She is not an illusion. And my sensors indicate that she can also see you.

Nonsense.

She's a vagrant memory of the past.

A phantasma of the night.

You, sir?

Strike and carry. We're going back to camp.

I'm frightened.

I don't like it. I still don't think she was a phantasma, or whatever you called

her. Of course she was.

A mere will -o' -the -wisp. Just thinking of her is a menace.

I thought you liked her.

At the time, I was merely being gallant, my boy, as I always am to a lady.

Being a man of the world, I wouldn't dream of being anything but kind and

considerate to the weaker sex.

Bless their dear little feminine hearts.

Even though she's a menace? Only to those inexperienced.

a stitch under my heart. We must have run that last mile in three minutes.

Under other circumstances, it would have been a world's record.

Action! You ran the last 300 yards in three minutes.

A record for snails, not humans.

Bear me the technicalities, you computerized clown.

Take a few deep breaths, Dr. Smith. It'll steady your breathing. Oh, I

doubt it, but I will try.

Very well.

Well, that's breathing about, Smith. And don't tell me it's... hard work. Oh,

your cracker barrel humor leaves me unmoved, Major.

The fact of the matter is, my personal courage saved us all from a fate worse

than death.

Do you feel strong enough, Doctor, to describe that fate to us? No, no, the

said, the better.

Well, perhaps you can tell us about it, son.

Well, it wasn't as bad as Dr. Smith said it was. Indeed.

Well, first he ran into this solar gale, or should I say it ran into us. Then

later on, we saw the green girl through my telescope.

Girl? What girl?

That sinister creature that we encountered out in space. The one who

drink our deutronium fuel.

Oh, Dr.

Smith, really.

I thought she was anything but sinister.

You don't know her as well as I do, dear lady. After all, it was me that she

hypnotized. Go on, son.

Well, when we started to come back to the camp, she materialized in person.

Right out of the telescope.

And what happened after that?

Well, she tried to be friendly to Dr. Smith, but he didn't see it that way. So

we ran.

Oh, now really well.

Uh, son, uh, this isn't one of your little flights of fancy, is it? No, sir,

absolutely not, sir.

I see.

Well, it's, uh, it's getting late. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

She's here. She followed us.

She's real, all right.

She must be after more of our deutronium fuel. No, no, she wants me.

Look at her making those big eyes at me. I should never have been so nice to

her.

I think she's trying to tell you something, Dr. Smith. I don't wish to

Say something to her, Smith. You seem to have fascinated her.

Yes, she might understand you. I'd rather she didn't. Well, if she does

understand you, why don't you just tell her to go away?

Go on, Dr. Smith. Give it a try.

Yes, yes, I will.

Start.

You're not wanted here.

On your way.

Keep her away from me. Save me from her. Keep her away.

Data indicates that female from the green dimension is harmless,

and peaceful.

I am not programmed for unwarranted aggression in this instance.

I can fix that.

She's leaving.

Oh, Dr. Smith, she must have known what you were going to do.

Ah, one must be firm with these creatures.

Now that she knows how I feel about her, she will never return.

You may rest easy now, Major. Your supply of precious plutonium is quite

Unless you took off for our drill site.

We'll go up there tomorrow and take a look.

Without me, I trust, I require a full day in bed to recuperate.

You know, if Goldbrooks were worth anything, we'd have a fortune in Dr.

Yeah, Fort Knox.

Thank you.

trying to tell me no no you must understand i was just here to visit a

No, no, no, my dear, you mustn't, mustn't.

Dr. Smith doesn't like that.

Oh, so brave, handsome Dr.

Smith. Brave?

Oh, yes, indeed, my dear. As a matter of fact, when you came upon me, I was just

running to a point where there was enough room for a real battle.

That's good, that's good.

Athena, you seem to have some influence over that creature.

Will you kindly send him away?

Then we can be alone.

No, creature.

He friend.

He love Athena before you come.

Good heavens. A rejected suitor?

Is this what all the males look like where you come from?

In that case, I quite understand your preference for me.

You pretty.

Like girl.

Oh, how nice.

Much nice.

Oh, you not girl.

Good heavens, no.

You like Athena?

Like you, my dear little flower.

Let me tell you.

Can't you dispose of your friend?

He think you want power to tell future.

He think you do not want me.

That's ridiculous.

What are you laughing at, my dear?

When you angry nose wiggle.

Me love but nose wiggle.

I'm justly famous for my nose wiggle, my dear.

Be that as it may, Athena, you do understand that during the courtship,

young lady to bestow upon her betrothed a trifling token of love, something of a

pre -dowry.

Dowry? Nothing much.

Possibly a hint or two on how to predict the future.

Then? Dr. Smith and Athena be together forever, yes?

Unquestionably.

Are you thirsty, my dear?

Thirsty? Unfortunately, I don't have my canteen, but I'll get you some water.

No, not water.

Oh, yes.

Of course, I forgot.

Now you stay right there, and when I return, we shall talk further.

No!

I admire your color, sir.

Exactly what happened just before you looked through that telescopic viewer,

son? Well, when the solar gale hit, it changed the telescope somehow.

And that's when you saw the girl through the telescope?

Right. Well, I can't explain it. Can you?

Well, you think of that telescopic viewer as some kind of a window into

dimension. Well, like the green dimension.

Then you might say she just climbed in through the window. Something like that,

sir.

Well, I'm glad we solved that naughty problem in galactic transportation.

John, look.

I suppose we should be grateful she didn't drink them all.

I wonder how she pried that lock off.

With her green thumb?

From now on, we'd better keep our deutronium back on the ship.

Well, I would, except it's so inflammable.

Listen, let's get the extractor. We'll decide where to store it later.

to teach you to speak our language fluently, Athena.

Won't that be nice?

And then, my dear, you'll give me a hint or two on how to see into the future.

A trifling token?

Exactly. Dr. Smith, what are you doing?

I thought you were scared of her.

I was, my boy, oh, I was.

But in the interest of cultural ethnology, I forced myself to overcome

And now you've got her feeding out of your hand with artutronium.

Handsome, pretty, handsome Dr.

Smith. Say again.

Say what, dear?

What you said to me again.

Ah, yes.

In the interest of cultural ethnology. Maybe that's why she likes you so much.

The way your nose wiggles.

Nonsense, my boy.

Her ESP discovered that I alone, of all of us, live on a very high spiritual

plane. Let's return to Deutronium.

We can't, William. We can't begrudge it to her. It's her food. She needs it to

live.

Handsome, pretty, handsome Dr.

Smith.

Soon we will be together forever, yes?

If you consent to anything like that, she's going to expect you to keep your

word. William.

Sometimes it is necessary to humor the fancies of these aliens in order to get

their cooperation.

Think of it, William, think of it. Think what we can learn from her to see into

the future the power of prognostication, to know all, to be omniscient.

Surely that's worth a few trifling pounds of plutonium.

Well, maybe, but... Now, please, my boy, don't be a tattletale and tell your

father about it. Mum's the word. Until the time comes when I can share my

newfound power with all my dear friends.

Now, run along, will you?

OK, but...

How Athena, where were we? Ah, yes, the future.

First, make nose wiggle.

There you are.

I was taken by surprise by a pair of roving eyes strolling through the park

day. My Dr. Smith, that's splendid.

Why, thank you very much, madam. I do feel I'm in splendid voice today. You

Oh, tell me, how is your language of silence coming along?

Language of silence? Yes, you said you were going to study the sky for a

treatise you're writing.

Oh, yes, yes, indeed. It's going splendidly, thank you very much. Oh, by

way, I do hope you have your first aid kit with you.

Why, are you hurt? No, no, not I.

But Judy will be very shortly.

What?

Oh, now, really, Dr. Smith, that sounds like morbid, wishful thinking.

Nothing to worry about, dear lady. It will be a slight cut on the index finger

of the left hand.

Ouch!

Well, what happened? Oh, I just got jabbed by one of those thorns. Let's

I think we'd better take care of that.

All right.

Tampering with alien...

Devices is the most dangerous game.

Once I learn the secret of that telescope, there will be a magnificent

ahead for me. What care I for danger when an incredible scientific

can be achieved?

I forgot. You are brave, handsome Dr.

Smith. Well, don't you forget it.

While strolling through the park one day...

Are you sure, Dr.

Smith? Couldn't we have waited till morning?

Don't worry, my boy.

There is absolutely no danger.

The darkest hour before dawn is a fitting time to peer into the future.

If there is no danger, why are you whispering?

Silence, you cackling canister!

Well, William, are you ready to behold the wonders of the future?

Are you sure, Dr. Smith?

Isn't it just better to live each day as it comes?

Spare me the dull clichés you learned at your mother's knee, dear boy.

Shh! There's someone here.

Where? Where?

tutor of Athena's, and a very suspicious individual.

He wants to keep me away from the telescope. Pure jealousy, of course.

But I'm sure he won't mind if you take a peek.

I wish I could be sure about that.

Your fears are quite groundless, my boy, I assure you.

If you leave him alone, he'll leave you alone.

Now go ahead and tell me what you see.

I still don't think this is a good idea, Dr. Smith.

Nonsense, my boy. Think of the glowing visions of the future that will appear

before your eyes.

The happiness that lies ahead for you and all your dear ones.

How can you be sure it'll be happiness?

By always looking at the bright and bright things. Now go ahead, take a

Warning! Warning!

The alien present from the green dimension is advancing in your

Robinson.

Sorry if I woke you, sir.

Where did he go, that dreadful man?

He didn't hurt me, Dr. Smith.

He was even kind of friendly.

Was he indeed?

William.

What's wrong?

William.

You're green as a pickle.

Besides, I don't think you could take this stuff off with a scouring pad.

Oh, I'm afraid you're right.

I think we're going to have to find some other kind of solvent.

Will!

How many times have you been told not to let Dr. Smith talk you into following

him on those harebrained schemes of his?

I know, Dad, but I just thought we'd get a glimpse of the future. You know, like

when Dr.

Smith saw Judy Jabberfinger.

Only this time I thought it'd be more interesting.

Interesting is hardly the word for it.

I guess I look a little bit like Athena now.

Is anybody going to laugh at me?

Of course not, son.

You should not feel badly.

Green is not an unattractive color.

You're a real big help.

But I really feel sorry for Dr. Smith.

He feels responsible for all this. Well, I should think so. But the worst thing

he did was to bring you back and leave you and then run away.

Well, maybe he didn't want to talk to anybody.

When we find him, he's going to have a lot of talking to do, son.

Come on, dear, now. Let's go into breakfast. Judy and Penny are waiting.

I'm not very hungry, Mom.

Oh, well.

Don't you think that the sooner they see you, the sooner they can get accustomed

to you?

You haven't really changed, you know.

Come on.

Anybody can be green.

Not as desirable or exclusive as a sturdy silver gray, but acceptable.

Athena!

Athena!

he has befallen me.

How cruel they are to blame me.

What I was trying to do was to let that dear boy share in the splendors of...

Dr. Smith!

Dr. Smith!

Athena!

Oh, Athena, thank heaven I found you.

Oh, pretty, pretty.

Big nose wiggle.

Not now, my treasure. I'm in a terrible jam.

There is no time for explanations now, Athena. No time at all.

Listen, you must come with me at once and see what that unprincipled heathen

Erso has done to Willow. Only you can save me from permanent disgrace and

possible bodily injury. Now come, dear, come. We must hurry. Hurry!

Beautiful.

Beautiful? That's not a word to use for boys.

Me do not know much word.

Duke de Smith teach I more plenty soon.

The point is, Athena, regardless of how you feel Will looks now, we'd rather

have him back the way he was.

You simply must change him back.

Not like green?

Oh, there's nothing wrong with it.

Except that you must realize that my son belongs in this dimension.

Not yours.

Now, I can't explain what happened, and maybe you can, but that's not important.

The important thing is we've got to help Will.

Not understand.

It is very pretty green.

Me green?

Not like I?

Yes, of course we do, Athena.

Then you like boy.

Nothing wrong with green boy.

Well, it's just that we want our boy to...

Be the way he was.

I'm sorry. I cannot help.

Urso play game on handsome, pretty handsome Dr.

Smith.

Urso, only one can change boy back.

That terrible man. Athena jilted him for me. I suppose this is his revenge.

Is he also from the green dimension?

Where else? Oh, dear.

Why the blazer should she want you rather than one of her own kind?

Dr. Smith, how brilliant.

You are not so smart.

He are brave.

You are scared he can't see, tell I.

That's quite enough, my dear.

Dr. Smith are special.

He make nose wiggle when he speak.

Only one in green dimension is nose wiggle.

Where is this Urso?

Urso wait for Dr.

Smith. For me? Why?

Urso play game on boy.

Now you play game.

On Ursa.

But I don't know any games.

Punch, kick, choke, brick bone.

All very good games.

Handsome, pretty handsome.

You win, for I... But it's not fair.

It's not fair.

He's a heavyweight, and I'm a mere bantam. Can't you persuade him to get

whole thing, my dear?

It's old custom in Green Dimension.

When you won...

Fight will kill old one.

You win for I, handsome, pretty, handsome Dr. Smith.

But I'm not in condition. I shall require at least a month in a training

Urso, wait now.

I could show you a few karate tricks before you go, Dr. Smith.

Thank you, no. I shall never be a match for that brute.

You no fight game with Urso?

No. No, it's out of the question.

Dr. Smith, disappoint I.

Dr. Smith, not love, Athena.

You no play fight game with Urso.

Athena, go.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. The Herculean labor that she demands of me.

Now you can see what an impossible creature she is.

Well, judging from what you must have told her, Dr. Smith.

I'd say she's just expecting you to keep your word.

I merely told her a little about myself.

You promised to go to the Green Dimension with her.

That was a tactical maneuver in the interest of science, my boy.

Well, with your experience with tactical maneuvers, I don't think you'll have

any trouble with her, so... Now, what's more, Smith?

I'm not going to let you weasel out of this one.

Now, you got Will into this, you're going to get him out.

What are you doing way out here, Will? Looking at the stars.

They look kind of friendly tonight.

More friendly than we are?

Maybe. You know that's not so.

Isn't it?

Of course not.

Would you like to play a game of chess with me?

No, thanks, Connie. Not right now.

You think you're something special just because you're green, don't you?

Well, you're not.

You're the same Will Robinson you always were.

And if you think we're going to make a big fuss over you or treat you

differently, you're wrong. I don't want anyone making any fuss. I just want you

to leave me alone. Leave me alone!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

It's nothing you said.

Then what is?

Well, couldn't we... I mean, couldn't you do something that would

make me green too?

You wouldn't want that.

I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it.

After all, green's a very nice color.

It goes with everything.

You know, I never thought about that.

Maybe I just will play you that game of chess now.

You're not brooding, are you?

No, but I could be persuaded to very easily.

Shouldn't they be in bed?

Now, look, this is the first time that Will has shown any interest in anything

since he turned green.

Now, I'm going to let them stay up as late as they like.

John? Yeah?

There's no sign of that joker she calls Eartho.

I left him up on the telescope.

How do you know he won't run away?

I left the robot with him. Besides, he knows if he starts running, he better

keep on running.

If he doesn't come very soon, I shall claim victory.

Is it possible that he's afraid of me?

Negative.

If only I knew what the outcome of all this will be.

Outcome? Synonym for prediction.

Prediction?

No, no. Better not. No telling what will happen.

One green skin in the family is quite enough.

You, sir, come here.

Approach the telescope, activate your sensors, and report your observations to

me. You wish to peek into the future and find out what will happen after the

fight? Whether you will survive the moment of truth?

Spare me your bullring dramatics, you ludicrous lump -toothed toad!

If you insist.

But I have been programmed to dislike the sight of blood.

Your programming is of no interest to me, you bumbling birdbrain.

But maybe you're right. It might be too hideous to look at.

Oh. Dear, if only I knew whether he was coming.

Perhaps I could leave him a note claiming victory through default.

Dr. Smith, he is here. What? What? Where? Where?

Not so fast, Ursula, boy. Not so fast. We both need time to prepare, you know.

Are you familiar with the markers of Queensborough's rules?

No, I don't suppose you are.

Couldn't we talk this over, Ursa Warboy? I mean, as man to man, or whatever you

are.

Confidentially, I am an innocent victim in all this. I can't help being so

attractive to Athena, but... But between you and me, she's really not my type.

stand. It's just the family standing about.

There's an old saying that what is buried in the ground is soon forgotten.

But this is one time that I'm not likely to forget.

Nor will I.

A wonderful helper, tireless, loyal, uncomplaining.

It's a funeral for some space, unfortunately, with everyone watching.

Professor, Mrs. Robinson, Major West, Judy, Penny.

No, it can't be.

They're all there but me.

It's my funeral.

Who else can it be? Who else is loyal, tireless, and uncomplaining? Oh, dear,

end has come.

I'm going to die so young, so young.

We're in trouble.

The atomic cupid heating coils are shot.

Looks like we'd have to junk the whole unit.

Yeah, we're in a method, too.

John? Any word yet about Dr. Smith?

We'll take another look as soon as we bury this contaminated unit.

There was no trace of him when you looked this morning.

Now, as far as I know, he could have gone off to the green dimension.

That I doubt.

Now, I've got a hunch he's out there someplace, skulking around until he

up with an alibi that he thinks we'll swallow.

Tastes this well. I crossed that minty stuff with that yellow fruit we found,

and now it tastes like licorice.

No thanks, Penny.

Is it because you don't care for anything, but... But what?

Well, maybe the kind of food we like doesn't appeal to you anymore.

Would you like me to get you some?

Neutronium?

No.

Not quite that. I don't think I'm ready for that yet.

In fact, I've got other things on my mind. You're worried about Dr. Smith.

So am I.

I think I'd better go look for him.

I'll go with you. No, Penny, stay here. It's not that I don't want you, but,

well, I feel Dr.

Smith's my responsibility right now.

Careful, you clumsy clump. You nearly affixed me to me.

Dr. Smith?

Oh, dear William.

How good of you to bring me comfort in my last hours.

Everyone's been worried about you, sir. Dad and Dan were out looking for you,

and I was afraid that you might be... Don't spare me the word, my boy.

You were afraid I was dead.

Whatever small consolation it might be, I expect to live a bit longer.

On borrowed time, you might say.

However, I fear my mortal hours are numbered.

You mean you're going to die soon?

It could happen at any moment.

How can you say that until you meet Ursa? We have already met.

I could have fought him to a standstill or broken his back.

But the cunning rascal outsmarted me and lured me into seeing my future.

And as you can see, I'm working on it now.

Your own tombstone?

Yes, indeed.

It's a bitter task, but one that I prefer not to leave to others.

Dear William, you do understand that under the circumstances, I was much too

demoralized to do anything further about your green condition.

I understand, Dr. Smith. That's okay.

I just can't believe that you won't be with us much longer.

Can you, Robert?

I have already written Dr.

Smith off, Will Robinson.

You traitor!

After all I've done for you.

Well, in any case...

How do you like it so far?

It's okay, I guess.

What do you mean, you guess?

In my own humble opinion, it's an outstanding example of the stonecarver's

Worthy of a Michelangelo.

You are fortunate that Michelangelo is not around to hear you say that.

Silence, you uncultured clump.

Maybe if I went to Athena, she might know a way to save you. No, William.

The moving finger writes and having writ moves on.

It wouldn't do any harm to try.

If the worst comes to the worst, as I'm sure it will, would you tell her that I

would like her, please, to come to my funeral?

It will be a magnificent ceremony.

And you?

What a brave young lad he is.

I must write a will and leave him something to remember me by.

Yes, I have it.

I shall leave him my priceless collection of self -portraits.

There is a much better way for him to remember you by, Dr. Smith.

Indeed. What can a man so close to death leave to another but his treasures?

A man so close to death can fight to the death with Ursul.

After all, you have nothing to lose but your life.

What? I will now go to Ursul and issue your challenge to a duel to the death.

It is a far, far better thing than you have ever done. You will go out in

splendor.

Never fear.

Smith is here.

But not for long.

Talk to you about Dr. Smith.

Handsome, brave, handsome Dr.

Smith. I thought you were angry at him.

He go make fight game with Urso.

How'd you know about that?

Athena know much, many, everything.

Oh, so brave Dr.

Smith. He make fight for me.

Well, he's only fighting because he looked into the future and saw that he's

going to die anyway.

That's why I came to you to see if you could help him so he won't have to fight

Urso and die.

Please, Athena.

You love Dr.

Smith?

Kind of, I guess.

He make Wiggle Nose for Little Green Boy?

No, he just did that for you.

Now, I know you think Dr. Smith's brave and handsome and romantic and bold and

all that stuff, but, well, I think you should know the truth about him.

Dr. Smith's just a scaredy cat.

Scaredy cat?

Yeah, he's afraid of his own shadow.

You've got to help him, Athena.

Handsome.

Pretty handsome.

Dr. Smith?

A scaredy cat?

Uh -huh. Ah.

Cute little green fella.

How about you come to Green Dimension with Athena?

I may be a cute little green fella, but I don't think I'm ready to fly yet.

Okay.

Dr. Smith.

We hide.

It was quite unnecessary to bring that along, you know. In the interest of

efficient handling, And to avoid unnecessary transportation, I thought it

sound economics.

Indeed, you fool.

You didn't mean such a devilish hurry to finish me off, you know. The

antagonists will now select their weapons.

Dr. Smith, don't be silly. Calm down.

Where have you been?

I'm here, don't you see? Not down there.

You buried the wrong person.

We haven't buried anyone. We've just got rid of this contaminated piece of

radioactive equipment.

Then the future lies.

I'm not going to die.

I thought she was going to take me back with her. Well, I'm sure she understood

that we'd much rather have you with us.

No matter how I look? No matter how you look.

Hey, I'm not green anymore.

That's right.

All right, now, let's get back to the ship, huh?

Come on.

Dear old Sagittarius.

If you knew what a terrible fate you nearly ordained for me.

What is this thing called love?

Love is a plate of spinach.

Handsome, pretty, handsome Dr.

Smith.

Lovely lunch, delicious.

Will you care for a cookie, will you?

Dr. Smith, the regulator's entering fusion stage. The radiation count's

increasing. No need to worry. We're quite safe behind this rock.

But the robot, the lead shield, might not protect him.

He's merely a servo mechanism.

His loss, I'm sure, will not long be remembered.

How can you say things like that? And besides, if there is an explosion... An

explosion?

Perhaps you're right.

We'd best do something.

That's all right. I think the robot's got it under control.

Ah, good.

The atomic regulator is secure.

There is no more danger of radioactive poisoning.

It certainly took you long enough, you lugubrious laggard. Now let us return to

camp and build fires against the light.

There may well be alien monsters afoot.

We're safe with the robot, Dr. Smith.

Safe indeed.

He's about as protective as a leaky umbrella.

What is that?

What happens?

We're being attacked by aliens.

There's only one Dr. Smith.

The forerunner of an army.