All language subtitles for Lost in Space s02e06 The Prisoner Of Space

Last week, as you recall, we left Will
and the robot watching Dr. Smith's

experiments in winemaking, unaware that
within moments, they and our entire

space family would be hopelessly
imprisoned by mysterious unseen aliens.

Well? It's still all clear outside, Dr.
Smith. Good.

There.

Steady, steady. Keep up a steady flow of
current.

Warning, alien presence!

Warning, alien presence!

Warning, alien presence indeed. It
appears to me that you have alien

the mind lately.

However, William, would you be good
enough to go outside and have a look?

Dr. Smith, we know something's out
there. The robot's never wrong.

Sometimes he is. I'd go myself, you see,
but this is a critical time in

winemaking, you do understand.

Do something, you cowardly clump!
Protect us!

My power supply has been drained. It is
extremely low.

He hasn't got enough energy for
electrical charge. Help!

It's all right, sir. It's only me.

William, you shouldn't be skulking
behind rocks. It's very disconcerting.

Is that thing still following us?

Your question is answered.

Then what are we waiting for?

Come on, we'll...

Warning!

Warning!

On your toes!

Everybody's tight!

Turn on the force field! Turn on the
force field! What happened? You may be

followed by some kind of monster.

Don't quietly give the order.

Close enough.

Let's see what he's going to do.

I wonder what that strange -looking box
is.

There's one way to find out. If you want
my opinion, you'll stay well away from

that diabolical contraption. It could
have been left there to destroy us all.

What are we supposed to do, Smith?

Wish it away?

Attention!

Attention!

By order of the Galaxy Tribunal of
Justice, you are hereby notified that

have been brought against you for crimes
committed in space.

The following Earth people are indicted.

Professor John Robinson, Major Don West,
Maureen Robinson,

William Robinson.

Judy Robinson.

Penny Robinson.

These persons are to hold themselves in
readiness to testify before the

tribunal. Now, what was that all about?

Tribunal of justice.

It is responsible for judging and
punishing all crimes committed in

space.

Accused will now consider themselves
under house arrest.

Warning. Do not attempt to leave the
area.

The fence is highly energized.

Thank you.

Well? The audio unit operates on solar
energy and is capable of picking up

ultrasonic radio frequencies from great
distances.

Any information on how far away the
sender might be?

I am sorry. It does not compute.

What about this fence?

Is there any chance of getting through
it?

Negative. It remains highly energized
and will cause fatal injury if touched.

The moving lights act as a radar pickup.

Well, the Tribunal of Justice has made a
mistake.

We aren't guilty of any crimes in space.
I'm not so sure of that, madam. Who

knows what outlandish alien laws we may
have inadvertently broken.

Oh, well, surely, even in space, justice
will protect the innocent and punish

the guilty. A very naive concept, my
dear lady.

You know, for once, Smith may be right.

Anyone notice he wasn't named in the
indictment?

Quite right, Major.

And it is because I am without guilt.
Oh, I may have a few minor faults, but

after all, to err occasionally is only
human.

My computers have suddenly had a
reaction.

If you'll excuse me, I think I'm going
to be sick.

That lugubrious lump fancies himself a
comedian.

But the moment I stop oiling him, he'll
creak a different tune.

Well, there's nothing more we can do
about our situation tonight. I suggest

the children go to bed.

Right. All right, Will, Penny, in you
go.

Good night. I think I'll turn in. Good
night.

I'll be in a little while.

Well, at least we still have access to
the garden. That's something.

Yes, and we have lots of water.

Oh, I'm sure the whole thing is just a
silly error. And in the morning, it'll

all be straightened out.

Well, I hope so. That electric fence
around the campsite could be dangerous.

We've got to be careful not to touch it.

The next time the alien voice
communicates with us, I'm going to

some way be found for me to leave the
area.

After all, there is no reason that I
should be kept a prisoner.

I am innocent.

I wouldn't worry about it if I were you,
Dr. Smith.

Spending a little time with a bunch of
jailbirds shouldn't hurt your

I'm sure Professor Robinson and his
family will be cleared.

But I fear for you, Major, you are very
definitely the criminal type.

Allow me to introduce myself.

I am Dr. Zachary Smith.

What is it you want?

As you're probably well aware, I was not
included in your indictment.

And if I may say so, sir, you were
absolutely right. I have always been a

citizen. Get to the point, please.

May I suggest that you talk a bit more
softly? I would prefer that our

conversation was not overheard.

As I was saying, I have always been on
the side of law and order.

Now, I don't know how much evidence
you've collected against the others, but

sure you could use a bit more.

And how would you accomplish this?

A small tape recorder in a strategic
spot.

It's really a very simple matter, I
assure you.

You would betray your friends?

Betray? I?

My dear sir, you misjudge me. All I want
is to see justice prevail.

And the information I gather might well
prove the others innocent instead of

guilty. I understand your reasoning very
well, Dr. Smith.

I had hoped you would, sir. And now, may
we discuss payment for my services?

Surely it would be a very small matter
indeed for you to make arrangements to

return me to Earth.

Shall I assume we have an agreement,
sir?

The Galaxy Tribunal of Justice needs no
help, Dr. Smith.

We have all the evidence necessary for a
conviction.

But surely I... Your offer of aid is
rejected.

You are not concerned with justice.

Now go before charges are brought
against you for attempting to bribe the

Go. Yes, sir.

Would you like a little more coffee,
Don?

Oh, no, thanks, Marie.

All right, Major West.

Out with it.

I'm sorry.

What? Look, when you don't have any
breakfast and only have one cup of

know you're worried about something.

John, I don't like this court trial
business.

No, from our point of view, we haven't
done anything wrong, but Smith happens

be right when he says the aliens think
differently.

Well, Major.

Did I hear you remark that I was right
about something?

Then surely this must be a red letter
day in our association.

There was an accident on my part, Smith,
and already I regret it. I'll eat this

if you don't mind, Major.

Waste not, want not, an axiom you've
apparently forgotten.

We were just discussing the indictments
that were brought against us.

You know, we may have unintentionally
broken some of the laws of space, but

children were charged too.

Now, surely they couldn't have done
anything.

My feelings exactly, madam. Your
children are perfect lambs. And I will

than happy to testify to that fact.

Attention!

Attention!

Attention, John Robinson!

John Robinson, are you present?

Yes. You are hereby summoned to appear
before the Galaxy Tribunal of Justice

immediately.

John, don't go.

Failure to obey the tribunal summons
will be considered an admission of

And punishment will be meted out to all
accordingly.

I think I'll do as they want.

Besides, what have we got to be worried
about?

I'll do as you ask.

You have made a wise decision.

Professor Robinson, you will step
forward into the molecular transfer

There is no danger.

Don't worry, darling. I'll be back.

Poor Professor Robinson.

Poor, poor man.

I wonder if we shall ever see him again.

to answer the charges against you.

What charges?

I've done nothing wrong.

Neither has my family.

The tribunal will decide your innocence
or guilt.

Activate the memory machine.

Think back, John Robinson.

Back to the beginning of your journey
into space.

Well, it's alpha control on Earth.

Yes, John Robinson.

Your memory has returned to the past.

That's my son, Will, taking his final
physical exam.

Am I okay, Doctor? Did I pass?

You do.

Did you hear that, Mom?

I'm okay.

No need for any of you to worry about
your physical condition.

You're all in top shape and ready to go.

I envy you, your teacher.

According to your memory pattern, John
Robinson, your launch into space was

perfect.

That's correct.

Then how do you account for the fact
that your spacecraft was off course?

Dr. Smith was trapped in the Jupiter II
at takeoff.

His additional weight upset our
navigational balance.

Tell us, John Robinson.

With your navigational balance
disrupted, could you have returned to

Yes, I think so. Then why didn't you?

Something went wrong with our robot's
programming.

Stop it! I order you to stop!

Negative.

Abort! Abort! Abort!

Destroy!

Anyone else wish to question the
witness?

Very well.

Deactivate the memory machine.

We will consider the testimony you have
given.

You are dismissed.

And his voice said I was dismissed and I
found myself back at the campsite.

That memory machine sounds like quite a
piece of equipment.

Truth serum with pictures.

Yes, there'll be very little lying in
that courtroom.

Tell me, Professor, during your
testimony, my name wasn't brought up,

In a minor way, it was.

What's the matter, Smith?

Are you worried?

Certainly not, Major.

You forget, I was not named in the
indictment.

Oh, that's right, too.

Now I know what they mean when they say
justice is blind.

From what Dad told us. I think he did
pretty well. So do I. Maybe Dad's

testimony will be enough and we won't
have to appear before the tribune.

I'm afraid not, son.

The memory machine can only pick up one
person's point of view.

I'm afraid the aliens are going to have
to interrogate all of us to get a

complete picture.

It's sort of like putting the pieces of
a puzzle together.

Well, I owe some pieces to that puzzle
the aliens won't find.

What pleasant memories our good Dr.
Smith has locked away in that scheming

of his.

My conscience is crystal clear and
clean, Mater.

However, as I've said many times before,
one never knows what the alien is

thinking. And with that fact in mind, I
would appreciate it if all of you would

keep me out of your thoughts while
testifying.

Attention.

Attention.

Attention, Major West.

You are hereby summoned to appear before
the tribunal immediately.

They aren't wasting any time, are they?

Major West.

You will step into the molecular
transfer beam without delay.

I'll see you folks later.

Don't mention my name, Major.

A question, Major

West.

Have you ever seen this before?

This looks like a wrench from the
Jupiter II.

Where'd you get it?

It was found floating in space.

Yes, this must be the tool that John
lost when he went outside the spaceship

fix the scanner.

He lost a contaminated wrench.

A deadly danger to anyone who happened
to come in contact with it.

You don't understand. You see, it wasn't
his fault.

You may explain.

We had just gone through a meteor storm
and our inertial guidance scanner

outside the ship had been severely
damaged.

John, Professor Robinson, that is, had
gone out with some equipment to try to

repair it.

Somehow, his line to the ship broke.

I can't understand how.

Dr. Smith claimed that he checked it out
thoroughly just before John went out.

Anyway, the line broke and Professor
Robinson was adrift in space.

We finally managed to shoot a line to
him and get him back, but it all comes

down to one thing.

The loss of the wrench was really my
fault.

I do not understand.

I was the experienced space pilot. At
the time, John Robinson was unfamiliar

with weightlessness.

Yet you let Professor Robinson go
outside.

He was in command of the voyage.

I had to follow his orders.

He insisted on doing it himself.

That's one explanation.

Another would be you didn't want to risk
the danger.

You're way out of line. You're twisting
the facts. I would have gone.

That will be enough, Major West.

This tribunal will not tolerate anger.

I'd like to make a statement.

You've said enough.

You're dismissed.

These vegetables have reached maturity.

Make excellent coleslaw.

It will also go well with corned beef.

I said corned beef and cabbage, Dr.
Smith.

I loathe corned beef and cabbage. How
can you think of eating at a time like

this?

I was under the impression you are
always interested in eating.

How little you know me, you parsimonious
puppet. It is obvious that you have

problems. Would you like to discuss them
with me?

I don't like the way this court trial is
going. I don't like it at all.

But you have no reason to worry. You
were not indicted.

That is the primary reason for my
concern. Why wasn't I indicted? I'm as

of mistakes as any of the others.

That is an understatement, if ever I
have heard one.

In my opinion, you are responsible for
all the mistakes.

Hold your tongue, you bobble -headed
booby.

Suppose the aliens have this place wired
and are listening.

The area has no hidden microphone.

One never knows what those monsters are
up to.

I now understand.

If the aliens should ask you to testify,
then the truth would be revealed.

So far I've been fortunate.

No one has involved me.

Perhaps they won't. Who is testifying
now?

Will. I do hope the boy is able to keep
his wits about him.

William Robinson.

Perhaps you had better start from the
beginning.

We were

just

minding our own business, and all of a
sudden that ship kind of opened up and

swallowed us.

But there is more to your story.

and after that was just wander off.

When you entered the bubble chamber, you
automatically caused the space

colonists within to become defrosted.

But I didn't have any way of knowing
that.

By defreezing the bubble creatures, you
shortened their lifespan, William

Robinson.

I'm really sorry, sir. I didn't know.

You are young, but ignorance of the laws
of space is no excuse.

We cannot allow trespassers from the
Earth to come into space, break our

then go unpunished.

Maybe we have made some mistakes in the
past, sir, and we're sorry about them.

But couldn't you just forget them and
let us start over again?

You ask for the impossible.

The wheels of justice have been put into
motion.

They must travel their course.

Yes, sir.

One thing more.

The tribunal has a message for Dr.
Smith.

Tell him that tomorrow he will be
summoned to testify.

William Robinson, you are dismissed.

I wonder what's keeping Dr. Smith.

It's empty, but I don't believe it.

Oh, hallelujah.

Dr. Smith says he isn't very hungry.

He asked if he could please be excused
from the table.

Well, that's the first time I recall
he's ever missed a meal.

What do you suppose he's ill?

Ill? He's sick. Sick with worry.

Testifying tomorrow has really shaken
him up.

Dr. Smith told me he didn't mind
appearing before the tribunal. It was

memory machine he didn't like.

Sure, and you know why?

I'll tell you why. Because for the first
time in his life, he's going to have to

tell the truth.

And that's going to be a whole new
experience for our dear Dr. Smith.

Personally, I can't say that I blame
him.

Why? Well, that courtroom, it's not a
very friendly place.

I'm sorry Dr. Smith has to go.

I'm sure glad they called him before
they called me. That makes two of us.

Oh, well, you're not eating.

I'm not very hungry.

May I be excused from the table?

What's the matter, son?

Dr. Smith is really worried, sir, and
he's all alone.

I thought it would be nice if I kept him
company.

Sure, go on.

Thank you. All right, well, tell Dr.
Smith that I'll keep his dinner warm.

can both eat together later.

Okay.

What do I need? Such a lovely meatloaf.

Cheer up, Dr. Smith.

All is not lost.

Spare me the platitudes. I'm doomed.

Doomed. Dr. Smith?

I've come to keep you company, sir.

You're a true friend, William. I can
think of no one with whom I would rather

spend my last few hours of freedom.

The alien tribunal only wants to ask you
a few questions, Dr. Smith.

It won't be so bad.

I'm afraid not, my boy.

I have a thick sense about these things.

Tomorrow we'll see the end of Dr. Smith.
What you have said is true.

If the memory recaller reveals the past,
then your fate is indeed sealed.

The voice of doom is heard in the land.

And you mustn't testify, Dr. Smith.

Easier said than done, my boy. There is
a way you can escape.

Escape? Bah!

What is it yet I do? Grow a set of wings
and fly over the fence?

You will never have to worry about
becoming an angel, Dr. Smith.

How dare you? I am being faced with
destruction. You disreputable

And you make inane jokes.

What did you have in mind?

I've considered the matter carefully.

An escape is possible.

Well, stop chattering and tell me how.

It will require daring, courage,
determination, fortitude, and split

timing. Daring, courage, fortitude. I
have all of those attributes.

Now, what do you have in mind?

This is what must be done.

When everyone is asleep.

There is grave danger of being

detected. We must be extremely careful.

I still don't think it will work. The
moment the radar beam hits us, the

will know we're here.

I'm extremely big. If you stay in my
shadow, then the radar will reveal only

presence. What if it doesn't work that
way?

Then the game is lost.

Very quiet, please.

The light is approaching.

Who goes there?

Identify yourself.

It is only me, the Robinson robot.

What are you doing out here?

The others have long ago gone to sleep.

A robot does not need sleep.

You evade the question.

Why do you move about?

I have been programmed to patrol the
area, to protect the Earthlings from

danger.

Nothing may enter.

Nothing may leave.

Nevertheless, I must perform my duties.
I cannot change my programming.

Very well.

You may proceed.

Touch the fence.

I am well aware of the danger.

Let us go, but stay close.

Remember, very quiet. Yes, yes, very
quiet.

I've got the shovel.

Shh, very quiet.

Shh.

Quiet, you hear?

Get in my shadow quickly.

Make sure you don't touch the fence, Dr.
Smith.

Yes, Will, I'll be extremely careful.

Hurry, Will, hurry.

I would help you, but my back is a
disaster area today. The pain, the pain.

Dick, don't talk.

Enough. The aliens will become
suspicious if I remain in this spot any

You must try to squeeze under the fence,
Dr. Smith.

The hole is not deep enough.

You must try or it will be too late.

If I touch that fence, I'll be
barbecued.

You can make it, Dr. Smith.

Would you rather remain here and testify
tomorrow?

I can't. I can't.

The light is approaching.

Quickly.

Robot, what are you doing there?

One of my computers needed adjustment.

I have been repairing it.

You will move away from the fence
immediately.

Final warning.

Move away.

I will obey your command.

I will have to move or they will destroy
me. And in so doing, destroy will.

Dr. Zachary Smith is hereby summoned to
testify before the Galaxy Tribunal.

Attention!

Attention! Dr.

Smith will come forth.

Where is Smith? His moment of truth has
arrived.

I don't know. I haven't seen him this
morning.

Do you think he can still be asleep?

I'll check.

Smith!

Maybe he's hiding out back somewhere.

Ah, good thing. Let's take a look. Okay.

Dr. Smith, the tribunal is waiting. Come
forward at once.

Dr. Smith isn't here. He escaped last
night.

He was afraid to testify.

The witness could not have left this
area without help. You will all be

punished for what you have done.

No one knew about the escape except
myself and the robot.

You will all be punished.

Can't blame the others. They're not
responsible for what happened.

The penalty for aiding a witness to
escape is five years' imprisonment on

planet Dulfer.

No, you can't. The others had nothing.

Would it help if I got Dr. Smith to come
back?

Do you know where he is?

Not exactly, but I could find him. I'm
sure I could.

If you were released, how would we know
that you would return?

Because I would.

I promise.

Very well, William Robinson.

You will be released.

If you do not return in two hours, then
your family will be taken to the prison

on Dalfurn.

I'll bring Dr. Smith back.

Don't worry.

Very well, William Robinson.

You may go.

I, too, wish permission to search.

I, too, am responsible for what has
happened.

You may go.

We found you! Your good health,
gentlemen.

Well, have you escaped, too? The aliens
let us out.

We have come for you, Dr. Smith.

You must return with us. They're blaming
everyone for your escape.

And unless you come back, they're going
to send us all to a prison on another

planet. I'm terribly sorry, my dear boy.

Really, I am. We haven't got much time
left. We'll have to hurry.

We must return in 24 minutes and 10
seconds.

Come on, Dr. Smith.

I would really like to do as you wish,
William, but unfortunately, I can't. You

see, if I testify, the results will be
disastrous.

For me.

But you can't let everyone else... go to
prison for something they didn't even

do? I know what you're thinking,
William, but this is a question of

It is every man for himself.

Dr. Smith does not understand the
importance of the matter. If you'll

for a moment, I am sure I can explain
the situation.

If you will come with me, Dr. Smith, you
will come back by your own decision or

I will carry you back.

How dare you threaten me, you tyrannical
tinplate? Don't hand me at once, you

hear? Which will it be?

By your own volition, or must I force
you? One way you may keep Will's

friendship and respect, and the other
way... Very well.

I shall return.

I'll never forgive you for this.

Never.

William, my dear boy, I have
reconsidered. When the welfare of the

involved, then the individual must
sacrifice his personal safety.

Then you're coming back with me, sir?
Indeed I am.

As that most noble character Sidney
Carton said in A Tale of Two Cities, it

far, far better thing that I do than I
have ever done.

Never fear.

Nick is here.

We'll pay dearly for this. Come along,
William.

You too, you ridiculous roustabout.

The tribunal is waiting, Dr. Smith.

Yes, I know.

Well, my dear boy, we have come to the
parting of the ways.

Think kindly sometimes, dear Dr. Smith.

You'll be back, sir. I know it.

I don't have your youthful confidence.

Goodbye, all.

We're all wishing you the best of luck,
Dr. Smith.

Thank you, dear, dear lady.

Farewell.

Where am I? What is this place?

I don't like it.

Dr. Smith.

You have greatly inconvenienced this
tribunal.

Have you anything to say in your
defense?

I do indeed, Your Honor.

I ran away to protect my friends. I was
afraid my testimony would prove

injurious to their case.

A very noble gesture.

Activate memory machine.

What is wrong, Dr. Smith?

This contraption won't work with me.

And why not?

Because my mental processes are much too
complicated.

All you're going to get is a series of
confused facts.

Do not worry, Dr. Smith.

The truth will be uncovered.

Very well, but you've been warned.

Testimony has been given that you were
accidentally trapped on the Jupiter II

and forced to come along with the
Robinson Party.

That is absolutely correct, sir.

Will you tell this tribunal the
circumstances which led up to this

happening?

I would be most happy to, sir. You see,
I had gone aboard the Jupiter II to make

a final check.

Merely a routine inspection.

Then why were you in hiding?

I was only resting after a trying day.

that they had tripped in the heavens
because of the thief and to secure one.

At exactly launch plus eight hours,
inertial guidance

system destroy.

Radio transmitter destroy.

Cabin pressure control system destroy.

I told you that machine wouldn't work
with me. That is not what actually

happened. Then the truth is... you
entered the spaceship for the purpose of

sabotaging it.

Of course not.

I've never heard of anything so
ridiculous.

Now, this is what really happened.

I have made some minor adjustments on
the robot.

You are lying, Dr. Smith.

Look at the memory machine.

We will continue with the testimony.

Dr. Smith, William Robinson testified
that he accidentally defrosted the

creatures of the derelict spaceship.

Will you tell your version of this
incident?

Oh, yes, I will, sir.

I have always had the utmost regard for
aliens. It is true that they may be a

bit different from me physically.

Let me try.

We are from the planet Earth.

We are perfectly willing to stay here if
you show me how your guidance system

can get an end there.

My parents are on the Jupiter II
spaceship.

And my sisters and Major West. He's our
pilot.

And Dr. Smith here.

Well, he just seemed to be aboard when
we lifted off.

He's not interested in your passenger
lift. Ask him something sensible.

I can't ask him anything until I get him
to realize I don't mean him any harm.

We are friendly.

We're from the planet Earth. We are on
our way to Alpha Centauri. No, no, no.

Back to Earth.

He doesn't seem to read me no matter
what I say.

He'll read this.

You've ruined everything.

It was an accident.

I really didn't mean them any harm.

The facts speak for themselves, Dr.
Smith.

You were caught only as a witness in
this trial.

But your testimony indicates you are
guilty of many crimes.

What manner of courtroom is this anyway?

After all, the man is innocent until
he's proved guilty. And I am innocent.

I don't like sitting here in the dark.

I demand to see with whom I'm speaking.

The judge and the jury.

Very well, Dr.

Smith.

After all, of what am I really accused?

Of you slimy, bubble -like creatures
were destroyed? Well, after all, we are

sophisticated men of the world, both of
us, eh? Of the galaxy, those trifling

things happen, and... I am Judge Ico.

I am one of those slimy, bubble -like
things that you spoke of.

There is your jury.

They are your peers from out of space,
Dr.

Smith. Would you care to consult with
any of them?

Take them away! Take them away!

Citizens of space, have you reached a
verdict?

I'll fight you.

We find the Robinson party not guilty of
the crimes charged.

Oh, thank heavens.

Then recommend that their case be
dismissed.

Good. Now you can send me back to my
friends.

Dr. Smith, however, was not a member of
the original Robinson group,

and his case has been considered
separately.

What? What?

We find that he has been responsible for
all of the crimes charged against the

Robinsons. and have found him guilty on
all counts, we recommend that the

tribunal punish Dr.

Smith to the limit of the law.

Dr. Smith, the jury has found you
guilty.

This tribunal will pass sentence
tomorrow.

Until that time, you are dismissed.

We, the undersigned, do hereby swear and
agree.

Ah, John, I'll sign it, but Smith will
never agree to this. Well, he'll have to

if he wants to get out of this one.

I really think it's unfair.

Can't you think of something else?

Well, do you have any better ideas?

All right, put your name underneath
mine. Come on. John, I wonder if the

won't accept this petition. Then what?

Well, that's a bridge we'll have to
cross when we come to it.

Here they are, Dad.

Now, thank you. What did you want to see
us about, sir? Sign this paper.

We hope to influence the aliens to
dismiss their charges against Dr. Smith.

I appreciate any efforts you may make on
my behalf, but you're wasting your

time. The wheels of alien justice have
turned.

There's no hope.

Well, it won't hurt trying.

Here, Judy, sign this petition.

Penny, Will. Petition? What petition?

There's an appeal for clemency in your
case.

We, the undersigned, do hereby swear and
agree that Dr. Zachary Smith cannot be

held accountable for his past actions as
he was mentally and emotionally

disturbed.

You're saying that I'm insane?

Well, Dr. Smith, it seems to be the only
way.

Insane? I?

How dare you?

Why won't you? I absolutely refuse. I'd
rather go to jail for a hundred years.

All right, Dr. Smith, if you'd rather
not.

The very idea. I've always had full
control of my mental faculties. It was

a thought, Smith.

We don't even know if it'll work.

Of course, if you'd rather face the
alien sentence, torture, or some other

fiendish punishment.

Did you say torture?

Fiendish punishment?

Well, who knows what the aliens are
capable of doing.

Judy! Sign quickly.

Will got the robot.

He can put an X for his name. I thought
you'd be all right, Doug Smith.

Torture! Indeed.

Well, who cares if the entire universe
thinks that I'm insane? I know that it's

not true.

I'm sane, sane, sane, you hear?

I'm as sane as I ever was.

I'm even saner than I ever was.

Oh, dear.

that. You're making me terribly nervous,
you ninny.

I am extremely concerned.

Movement relieves my sensory tensions.

Why haven't we heard from aliens?

It's been hours since we gave them that
petition.

It's been exactly three hours, twelve
minutes, and five seconds.

Silence, you cackling tod!

Oh, really, Dr. Smith. You must try to
relax.

Worrying isn't going to help at all.

The fact that we haven't heard might be
a hopeful sign.

Personally, I think it's a cut -and -dry
situation.

Smith's off his rocker, and if it's
obvious to me, it's bound to be obvious

the aliens.

You're a cruel man, Major.

Attention!

Attention!

The Galaxy Tribunal of Justice has
reached a decision.

Will Dr. Zachary Smith come forward?

Dr. Zachary Smith, it's your service,
sir.

Dr. Smith.

After lengthy discussion, the tribunal
has reached an agreement on the petition

in your behalf.

Yes, yes. Go on.

The laws of Earth and space are vastly
different, but in one area we agree.

An individual who is mentally
incompetent cannot be held responsible

actions.

Therefore, the case against you is
dismissed.

It is further decided that Dr.

Smith must have someone to make
decisions for him and keep him out of

He is therefore placed in the custody of
the robot.

What? You can't do that to me. I'm
perfectly capable of making my own

You wouldn't dare, would you?

Never mind, Dr. Smith.

I will take good care of you.

You will go to bed early.

Work hard.

Speak only when spoken to.

I'll never take orders from you. Never!

I'm perfectly sane. I knew exactly what
I was doing.

Please come back.

Oh, the pain.

Pain.

The plants on this planet do not follow
the Earth method of transpiration,

utilizing carbon dioxide and releasing
oxygen.

This plant, for instance, is similar to
the cactus of Earth.

However, it needs absolutely no moisture
at all. And where did you acquire this

useless information, you tiresome
thesaurus?

The instructor is not to be interrupted
during lectures.

Instructor, indeed. How you could have
been selected to educate young minds

I am available is beyond me.

He's right, Dr. Smith. You're not
supposed to talk while he's teaching.

Very well.

Then I shall occupy my mind with more
gainful pursuits. But remember, when you

grow up in absolute ignorance, don't
blame me.

Where'd Dr. Smith go?

Search me.

I'll go find him.

anything, my dear.

This machine appears to be an instant
painting device.

A galactic art form.

That's weird.

Quite so.

But I can remedy that.

What happens when you get it like you
want?

When the picture is complete, you press
a button and it prints it for you.

This must be the one. Warning, warning.

Alien transpositive generating machine.

Do not touch it. It is dangerous.

Do not.

Silence, you gregarious gremlin.

This must be the one. Now, here we go.

Thank you.