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Last week, as you recall, Dr.

Smith and the robot had waited in hiding for the alien known as the Keeper to

leave his giant spaceship. A spaceship filled with hundreds of caged animals

gathered from every corner of the universe.

The nefarious Dr.

Smith now planned to steal the monstrous space vehicle and return with it to

Earth.

You will take off immediately.

I will need time to study the controls.

You may have exactly five seconds.

Well, what are you waiting for?

I must scan and compute control systems.

I do not wish to make an error.

You always have to make a problem out of everything, don't you? It's all

perfectly simple.

This one probably starts the power system. Warning.

Do not tamper with alien controls.

Nonsense. Any one of these could whisk us away from here.

I wonder what that was.

I think I may have done something wrong.

It's your fault, you tin -plated fool.

We've missed a golden opportunity to leave this miserable planet.

Danger! Extreme danger!

All creatures escaping!

reasonable safety will ensue.

Reasonable safety isn't good enough for me.

Let's get back to complete safety, the Jupiter II.

Come along. Come along!

Come along.

A narrow escape.

A narrow escape.

Point of information, the creatures are still loose.

You needn't remind me.

However, our unfortunate accident could prove beneficial.

That does not compute.

All the keeper's animals have been released.

He now has plenty of room for passengers.

Perhaps we can persuade him to take us back to Earth.

After all, what else can he do?

Destroy all of us for what you have done.

What I have done?

Now you listen to me, you ungrateful wreck.

You will erase that from your memory bank.

He must never know we were responsible.

Not we.

You.

Don't quibble.

Just erase everything that's happened.

It is done. My memory banks have eliminated all recorded events from

1710 hours to now.

Thanks for watching.

Just once, I'd like to see Smith start something and finish it.

Well, he got most of the job done.

For Smith, that's quite an accomplishment.

I know of only two things he likes to do, sleep and eat.

I'm ready for that turnoff, Val. All right.

Don, don't move, don't move.

Over there by the rocks.

Look at the size of that thing.

He's heading right for us.

Look, if he decides to attack, you make a break.

I'll try to stop him with this.

Trying to stop that lizard with a pipe is like fighting a war with a toothpick.

We run together, we don't run at all.

Here he comes.

We both have.

Oh, yeah, sure. When was that?

Do you remember the iguana down that the robot accidentally released from the

keeper's cage?

Yeah, but he wasn't any bigger than... Yeah, it's quite a coincidence, isn't

Ah, another day.

Awake, my noble friend.

Awake from your slumbers.

I do not sleep.

It is not one of my functions.

You're missing a very refreshing experience.

Ah, I feel most exhilarated this morning.

The time is fourteen minutes past eight. The day is Thursday. The month is

March. The year is... Never mind the year, you ninny.

It is a time when we shall soon be going home.

Ah, home.

Sweet, nectared word.

The verdant hills.

The crispness of the winter air.

The delight... You're talking to yourself again, Dr. Smith.

An intelligent conversation with oneself is so much more rewarding than a

discussion with a dope. You're an absolute genius. No doubt about that,

Now, if it's at all possible, could you tear yourself away from yourself?

John would like to talk to you. And what does the good Professor Robinson want?

Well, he hasn't confided in me.

A very wise move on his part, I'm sure.

Lead on, McDuff.

Wish to speak to me, Professor?

Yes, I do.

Couldn't the better wait for a while?

I haven't had my breakfast yet. I always feel so much better with a full

stomach.

Well, you're not the only one that's hungry this morning, Dr. Smith.

What an ugly... When did he come back?

About an hour ago.

Well, fortunately, we're safe in here.

What did you want to talk to me about, sir?

Do you have any idea why the keeper would let his animals loose?

I haven't the slightest idea.

Dr. Smith, if you're hiding anything from me, I resent your innuendo, sir.

You're not exactly George Washington when it comes to all the truth, Smith.

Mind your manners, Major.

Professor Robinson, if you brought me here to malign my character... Keep us

here.

You'll be torn to pieces by that lizard.

the force field.

Energy has no effect on it.

There are a few questions I want to ask our visitor.

I was hoping you'd show up. Were you?

If you hadn't come to see us, I'd have come to see you.

You're either a good liar, Professor Robinson, or you're innocent.

I intend to find out which. Now, wait a minute. Silence!

Try my patience.

I should destroy all of you now.

Reduce you to pitiful grains of dust which the winds would blow away across

wasteland of this planet.

I'm sure the young man meant no harm.

Let us all try to keep our tempers and act like intelligent beings.

Intelligent beings, you flatter yourself.

You are less than the insects which I crush beneath my heel as I walk.

What is it you want here?

I intend to find out something.

Give me your hand.

I will not harm you.

Now look at me.

That will be all, Mrs. Robinson.

What is all this nonsense about?

I'm looking for a guilty conscience, Dr. Smith.

Someone entered my spaceship and released my animals. I intend to find

that person is.

You said you were looking for a guilty conscience.

Well, how do you propose to find it?

You shall see for yourself.

Place your hand in mine.

I'll do no such thing.

I warn you, Dr. Smith, do not anger me. Maybe you've got something to hide,

Smith. Certainly not.

It's just that I refuse to be the subject of this ridiculous hocus -pocus.

Then if you are innocent, you have nothing to fear.

Why, but I want to turn your animals loose.

Enough of this idle talk, Dr. Smith. Place your hand in mine.

No, I won't. Looks like you've found your man.

Very well.

But this whole business is a complete waste of time. I warn you, I never

from conscience.

Nothing's happening.

Look at his belt.

What are you trying to do?

Get away from me!

You may hide the truth from everyone else. You cannot lie to yourself.

It's not true.

Aside from our talk, I haven't been near your spaceship.

I will give you one more chance to tell the truth, Dr. Smith. If not... All

right.

I did turn your animals loose.

But it wasn't for myself.

It was for all of us.

I wanted the Keeper to take us back to Earth, and I thought that if he didn't

have a spaceship full of animals, we could talk him into it.

You stumbling fool, do you realize what you've done?

You have released hundreds of animals.

They will eventually take over this planet.

You will not be able to perform the most simple task outside without being

exposed to danger.

You will have to take us back to Earth now, won't you?

It wouldn't be humane to leave us here to die.

You not only act like a fool, you talk like one.

Well, actually, no great harm has been done.

You can take your staff and summon all the animals back into their cages.

Yes, I can.

But what of the smaller animals which have been destroyed?

In order to survive, animals prey on one another.

Yes, I have lost some animals.

But on the other hand, I have gained two rare and valuable specimens.

What does that mean?

You are to give me the children, Penny and Will.

If not, I will leave you at the mercy of the animals.

Think about it.

Penny and Will in exchange for your lives.

You can't have Will and Penny. We won't give them to you. Not even if every foot

of this planet crawls with dangerous animals.

You've been after the children since you arrived.

You just used Dr. Smith as an excuse.

A typical animal reaction.

The parents springing to the defense of their young.

Now you listen to me.

You're wasting your time.

You just take your animals and go back where you belong.

Because if you want to take Will and Penny, you've got to fight us for them.

I think you'd better go.

As you wish.

But consider my suggestion.

Your children will be well cared for.

Aren't you forgetting a small ingredient for happiness known as love?

We're talking about an emotion common to Earth people. Fortunately, I do not

suffer from this weakness.

Well, we also have an emotion called anger.

Perhaps you should know of it.

Do not come any closer, young man. I have no desire to harm you.

Come on, John.

We'd better go inside.

John.

I have not given you permission to leave.

I think I should go inside with the others. They need me.

You deserve to be punished after what you have done.

But I didn't turn your animals loose for myself.

It was for everyone.

Your sincerity has the hollowness of a lie.

What a miserable creature you are.

But I have need of you.

Anything. Just ask me.

Come to my spaceship this afternoon.

When you are there, I will tell you what is required of you.

The spaceship?

You want me to come there?

Oh, no, I can't.

I won't.

If you do not do as I say, I will come for you.

But your animals, they'll kill me.

With this, you can walk among all the creatures without danger.

Come to my spaceship and be warned.

You will be unwise not to do as I say.

I assure you, sir, I'll be there.

wish to communicate?

I do.

Then proceed.

I have issued an ultimatum to the Earth people.

They are to give me the two Earth children or I will not return the

their cages.

Is this wise?

I'm fully aware that I will lose some of my animals.

But the Earth children are unique specimens and well worth the loss.

Very well. You may continue.

However, you must not let your desire for these Earth children supersede all

else. You have many rare specimens, and they must be protected.

I will remember.

I've got this

A fact which seems to please you a great deal more than it does me.

Fool, why are you smiling?

Oh, excuse me, sir. I'm terribly sorry.

What shall I do with you?

Do with me?

Surely you have not forgotten who released my animals.

But I explained why that happened.

How shall I punish you?

Shall I put you in one of my cages with this information on the door?

Foolish earth man.

Low intelligence level.

That little regard or loyalty to its kind.

The specimen must be regarded as the worst example of its species.

Oh, please, sir.

Have mercy on me.

On the other hand, you may be of some value.

Oh, indeed I could be, sir.

You'd be amazed how helpful I can be.

Perhaps we shall see.

Tell me what you want.

The two earth children?

No. No, I couldn't take them.

Anything else?

Nobody has asked you to take anything.

What do you want me to do?

You are to convince the Robinsons to give up their children.

They'll never do that.

There are arguments of logic. Find them.

I don't think it will work.

Dr. Smith, your life depends on it.

You did not release all my animals.

This will be your fate if you fail.

No! No!

The force field keeps the animal from escaping.

Now remember what you have seen.

Don, are you busy?

Trying to be, but who can work at a time like this?

There's just got to be some way out of this mess.

Sure. What do you suggest? We sprout wings and fly to another planet?

I'm sorry, Judy. I didn't mean to snap at you.

It's all right. We're all jumpy.

What do you have in mind?

Well, I don't really know how to say this.

But I think we should go to the keeper and offer ourselves instead of Will and

Penny.

The keeper won't send the animals back to their cages unless he gets the

children.

Maybe he'll accept a substitute.

It's worth a try, and it seems the only way.

That is, if you're willing.

You know how I feel about the kids.

Thank you, Don.

I knew you wouldn't refuse.

You didn't tell your parents about this?

No one.

Good. All right, then.

We'll go to see the keeper the first chance we get.

I assure you, Will is like my own son.

And as for Penny, the dear child is an absolute angel.

Your deep feeling toward the children moved me close to tears, Dr. Smith.

Now, what is it you want to say?

There's no need for sarcasm, Professor Robinson.

Discussing this matter is quite painful to me.

Well, knowing how sensitive you are to pain, I'm sure it is.

Please, go on.

I have a solution for our problem.

Give the children to the keeper.

I should have known better.

Smith!

I'm going to break your neck. Let me finish.

All right, but you make it good.

Let us consider our problem from the logical point of view.

If we don't give up the children, we're doomed.

But if the Keeper takes them, we survive.

Eventually, we will be rescued from this unhappy planet. Then we can get Will

and Penny back.

On the one hand, we all perish.

And on the other, we live and have a chance to save the children.

I believe your husband has something to discuss with you, madam.

Dr. Smith looks like the cat that just swallowed the canary.

What's he up to now?

He suggested a solution to our problem.

I know I shouldn't ask, but I just can't help myself. What is it?

Well, nothing we could consider, but...

I do have an idea of my own.

I wonder if the keeper could be persuaded to accept a substitute for

Penny. Are you suggesting that you and I go?

Why not?

We've lived a good bit of our lives.

Children are just starting out.

If someone has to go with the keeper, it should be us.

Oh, John.

When do we leave?

Right away.

We'd like to speak with you.

You may enter.

But before you do, let me tell you that the purpose of your visit is futile.

I will settle for nothing less than I have asked.

I was just thinking maybe we should tell Mom and Dad.

And have them stop us. No, it's much better this way.

I guess so.

Come on.

I would take you to see my animals, but as you well know, they have all been

released.

You could call them back if you wanted to.

That's very true, Mrs. Robinson.

But at the moment, I have no such intention.

You're even worse than some of your animals.

Perhaps.

But surely you did not come here to discuss my lack of virtues.

That's right.

We're here to tell you that you can't have the children.

Then you made an unfortunate decision.

However, we'll make you another offer.

And what would that be?

That you take us instead of Will and Penny.

All you want are two specimens.

They don't have to be the children.

That's very noble.

I must admit I am both moved and tempted.

We'll be far less trouble to you than the children.

And will you agree?

You and Professor Robinson would make excellent specimen before an important

exception.

You would not easily adjust to captivity.

The children would not miss their freedom as much.

That is all we have to say to each other.

Anybody inside?

It's done.

It would seem another of your party is anxious to make a great sacrifice.

Shall we greet him?

I expect a self -sacrifice from the parents, but...

Two more volunteers.

New Earth people continue to amaze me.

It was my idea. I thought perhaps... Oh, Judy, it was a wonderful thing to do.

You know why we're here, so let's get on with it.

Judy and I will go with you in place of Will and Penny.

The boldness and courage of youth.

It's a refreshing sight to a weary traveler such as myself.

Well, what do you say, yes or no?

You're both exceedingly handsome.

I would take you with me, but for one important point.

And what's that?

The very things which I admire in you.

Boldness and courage.

First opportunity you would attempt to escape.

No, you won't do at all.

Frankly, I'm sorry.

And now there doesn't seem to be much more to be said, does there?

So this meeting is at an end.

Go on, darling.

Send me the children!

spaceship. The force field is still on.

That only stops people coming in, not going out.

Why didn't they tell us they were leaving?

Perhaps they wish to make their sacrifice without your knowing about it.

Your parents have gone to plead with the Keeper.

I don't understand, Dr. Smith.

My dear child, your mother and father have gone to offer themselves as

in your place.

What about Judy and Don?

They too have ventured forth with the same purpose in mind.

I hope they come back soon.

We must face reality.

They may never return.

Dr. Smith, please don't talk like that.

It grieves me too, my dear child.

But we mustn't hide from the truth.

For it is indeed a dark day for all of us.

But we may yet be able to find a little ray of sunlight.

What do you mean?

We will go to the keeper and ask him to collect his animals without exacting

such a fearful penalty from us.

You mean not take us with him?

Precisely. I don't know, Dr. Smith. The keeper wants to add us to his collection

pretty bad.

Very true.

But consider this.

Who could resist the tears and pleading of two innocent children?

Not even a heart of stone would fail to be moved.

All right, Dr. Smith.

We will go see the keeper.

A very wise decision.

Come. Let us leave immediately.

Is something wrong?

What about the animals?

Suppose we run into one that's dangerous.

Never fear.

Smith is here.

I will protect you.

Come, children. Let us go.

Let us go.

No sign of them.

Oh, I'm really very annoyed. They shouldn't have run off like this, you

And with all those animals running around loose.

You find anything? Not a trace. And Smith's gone.

Oh. Thinking the same thing I am? Exactly.

Look, Donna and I will keep looking for them.

We'll split up. You take the chariot and search the east area of the woods. I'm

on my way. Don't worry. We'll find them.

It'll be all right.

Judy, I'm going to go look for them, too. I'll go with you. No, I think you

better stay here in case they come back for themselves.

I know I shall be permanently disabled.

It is said that an army travels on its stomach. I know I shall be forced to try

that method of locomotion.

It'll be dark pretty soon, Dr. Smith.

We'd better hurry if we're going to get to the Keeper spaceship.

Just a few short moments of rest, my boy, and I'll force myself onward.

Oh, the pain.

The pain.

to get back to the Jupiter, too, Dr. Smith.

Yeah, we can see the keeper in the morning.

Is this fear I detect?

Well, I can remember times when you weren't so brave yourself.

For one so young, you have an old memory.

Dr. Smith, what's that?

Never fear.

Smith is here.

I'll break your neck.

What are you three doing out here, anyway?

We are going to see the Keeper.

And whose bright idea was that?

Well, we thought if we'd see the Keeper, then he might change his mind about

wanting us.

You sure this character didn't put you up to this, Will?

How dare you, sir?

We all thought of it together.

That's right, Don.

Together.

Well, we're going back to the Jupiter, too.

We'll take the chariot. It's not too far from here.

Come on.

Mr. Keeper?

What happened? Are you all right? I believe so.

Oh, here, maybe you'd better rest for a while. Let me help you.

After what I have done, you can still show kindness to me. You are indeed

unusual creatures.

Have you seen Will and Penny?

Oh, they're gone. I thought perhaps they might have come here to see you.

They are running around outside. We must find them. They're in extreme danger.

Where is my staff?

Here.

Come, let us search for them.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my foot.

I simply must have some rest. My foot is in great pain.

Stop complaining, Smith. We haven't got much further to go. I cannot do another

step. Well, then we'll go without you. Come on, Will. Go along, Will. I'll

manage somehow.

Come on, Will.

Just a few minutes. Dawn?

The keeper must have called them all back.

The boy is right.

All the animals are safely in their cages on my spaceship.

All except one.

As a reminder of my visit here, I am leaving this creature with you. We've

enough trouble with your monsters. Take them away.

Oh.

It is a fitting punishment for the trouble you have caused me.

Now I bid you farewell.

You're going to stand there gaping like fools?

Get me out of this special conjunction!

Look.

Just you wait, Major.

You'll be laughing out of the other side of your face when I get through with

you.

Get me out!

Have you ever seen a more dangerous animal?

I'd better let him out.

It won't open.

Well, it looks like you're going to have to go back to the spaceship and...

Get the tool kit. Oh, take your time, Will. I want to enjoy this as long as

possible.

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

Get me out of here!

I don't know why you're fooling around.

If I can get the generator on the force field realigned and rewired properly,

it'll last us another ten years.

Ten years.

That's a wonderful prospect.

Well, you've got to be practical about these things.

Now, the way I figure it, our food and power supply is geared to last ten

We might as well run out of everything all at once. Oh, you're just full of

cheerful thoughts tonight, aren't you?

Unidentified flying object of vehicular nature is in approach pattern.

I don't see anything.

The scanner alarm.

What is happening?

Will somebody please turn off that alarm? It's jangling every nerve in my

Something's coming in.

Yeah, whatever it is, it's coming in fast.

Nothing made on Earth ever traveled that fast and fast.

What's happened?

Will, why aren't you in bed? My dear child, we are being invaded.

Listen.

It is the end of everything for our little community.

Destruction at the hands of monster aliens.

That's enough, Smith.

Check the force field. Break out the laser guns, just in case.

You, check the robot.

Surely you don't expect me to go out there?

Alone? Unarmed?

Defenseless? You'll be protected by the force field.

Force field, indeed.

I'll go with you, Dr. Smith.

Thank you, my boy.

On second thought, you know as much about the robot as I do. You might as

go and... Come along. Let's get on with it.

A strange ship has landed a half a mile from here.

What kind of ship?

Could it be from Earth?

Negative. Atomic structure of ships metal beyond analysis.

Therefore, it computes that ship is not terrestrial in design.

Maybe it's empty.

A deserted hulk.

Negative. There are two entities aboard.

Entities?

I'm afraid we must prepare for the worst.

Two...

Entities. Oh, dear.

I'll go on ahead. You cover me, Don.

Do you expect danger?

Well, let's say I don't believe in taking chances.

Well, you stay back here with Dr. Smith.

creature lurks inside that spaceship?

Probably none at all. Dead signal, Don. It's all clear.

Are you cold?

Why do you ask?

Because you're shivering.

As a matter of fact, I am a bit chilled.

Shall we withdraw over the ridge?

So we'll be out of the wind.

I guess it's all right.

Come along.

They must have been little green men.

Oh, very funny.

Oh, this hammock.

That looks human enough.

Now, what's this?

A .P.

Tucker.

I don't know what A .P. Tucker would be.

And what would he be doing on a ship like this?

We'd better get back now, Dr. Smith.

In a moment, dear boy.

One is hardly in one's best fighting trim with children.

In a trice, I shall be ready to fight my Asian tigers.

Oh, dear.

Well, now then, observe closely, dear boy.

Hands, feet, brain all working together in the closest cooperation.

Lead with the left, cross with the right.

Dance away.

Jab, jab.

Now for the finale.

A left hook, he's going down.

Give up a cut!

That... that is you, isn't it, Will?

Answer me, my dear boy.

That is you, isn't it?