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Hi, Grandpa.

Hey, sweetie.

You look great.

Hi, Step -Grandpa.

Happy birthday!

Oh, honey, you look like a peach.

I got all dressed up for you.

Thank you, sweetie.

I made you breakfast.

Oh, thank you, honey.

Well,

is there anything else you want to do today, Grandpa?

Well, um...

I just want to spend time with my family and my beautiful step -granddaughter.

Don't you get lonely, Grandpa?

Why don't you get a girlfriend?

I mean, when was the last time you had a girlfriend?

What kind of ladies do you like?

Oh, you know, it's been so long since your grandmother left me.

I don't know. It takes a special woman to pique my interest.

I like a dirty...

dirty, filthy girl, you know? Someone I could dress up in fishnets and bring to

the local truck stop, you know? Someone I could just have a good time with, pass

around to the truckers, or just suck them off and park them on or something

behind, like, a Denny's or a restaurant or something, you know?

Just someone who would fulfill my needs sexually.

It's really difficult to find someone of my age that'll do that stuff.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

I just felt bad that it's been so long since you've had a lady touch you.

Maybe I could help you.

You'd do that for Grandpa?

Well, it is your birthday.

I want to make you feel special.

Are you sure this is okay?

Mommy's in the other room.

We'll be quiet, sweetie.

That feels so good.

Well, it is your birthday.

Do you want a taste?

If that's what you want, Grandpa.

Of course.

Sorry, Grandpa.

Maybe we can finish later?

Of course.

Anything for you, Grandpa.

It's your birthday.

Hey, Grandpa.

What are you doing?

Oh, helping your mother with lunch.

No way.

You can't cook. It's your birthday.

Can I help you?

No, sweetie.

I think your mom might need some help, though.

Check with her. I think she's going to go to the store for something.

But it's your birthday, Grandpa. I want to help you.

Please.

Well, you know, I can't stop thinking about earlier.

Washing.

That's a good birthday present, Grandpa.

And you're cocking so hard.

I want to make you feel really special on your birthday, Grandpa.

Oh,

it feels so good.

Yeah? It's been so long.

I love the way you're holding him.

Are you spending time with Grandpa on his birthday?

Yeah,

it's because he's the best granddad in the world.

Dad, do you think he might need help with lunch today?

I don't know, honey. I think we have a channel.

Yeah, don't worry. I'll help him with everything.

Well, in that case, do you mind if I borrow you to finish some more

in the living room?

Sure, Mom.

Oh, yay. Okay, well then, in that case... I have to go and pick up that

cake as well.

Do you care?

That's fine.

Sorry, sweetie.

Grandpa couldn't help himself.

So your mother's gone for a little bit.

You want to give Grandpa his birthday present?

Sure, Grandpa.

Let me see that pop again.

Oh, my God.

You're already so hard for me, Grandpa.

I've been thinking about it all day, like I said.

Yeah?

I'm so bad. Let me help you on your birthday, Grandpa.

Oh, honey, this is the best.

grandpa's ever had.

Yeah.

Oh,

thank

God.