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# I

# I who have nothing

# I

# I who have no-one

# Adore you

# And want you so

# I'm just a no-one

# With nothing to give you but oh...

# I love you

# He

# He buys you diamonds

# Bright

# Sparkling diamonds

# But believe me

# Dear, when I say

# That he can give you the world but he'll never love you the way

# I love you

# He can take you to any place that he wants

# To fancy clubs and restaurants

# But I can only watch you with

# My nose pressed up against a windowpane

# Hey-ey

# I

# I, who have nothing #

Did you win ?

Second ?

I'm Tina.

Can't get a word in edgeways, can I?

Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh...

Sh... Sh...

Sean ?

Yeah.

I like karaokes.

You can go on your own, pretend you're one of the singers,...

..or go with one of 'em.

Thanks.

Coffee ?

Sugar ?

Hello, Fitz.

Hello.

Graham - Fitz.

Heard a lot about you.

Er, I've only booked for two.

We're not stopping.

You want me to come home ?

Wait a minute...

You want me to come home ?

Who is this ?

Graham is my therapist.

You don't need crap like that !

Married to you, I need more than that - I need a trip to Lourdes !

I can understand your hostility.

Oh, can you (?)

Judith's told me intimate things, so you feel vulnerable.

Jesus wept... !

You shouldn't evade that...

I'm not discussing anything in front of this talking bloody textbook !

Fine.

Bye, Fitz.

No, no, cancel that last statement, Judith.

You want me to come home ?

Yes.

Why ?

I think Judith needs to hear it.

Waiter, a plate of humble pie for Herbert Lom there, please.

We're not eating, thanks.

Why d'you want me to come home ?

Because I love you, that's why.

Diet Coke.

I'll come back on three conditions.

First, you go to Gamblers Anonymous.

Aw, it's run by wankers for wankers!

I'm involved in the local branch.

I rest my case.

It's about the best in the country.

I bet you it isn't.

Second, we put the house in my name.

Third, we change the current account so that each cheque needs two signatures.

Well ?

Waiter, a sharp knife, please. My wife would like to cut off my balls.

I used to enjoy the way you'd toss a grenade into the conversation and watch it go off, but now it's boring

The way you probe, the way you analyse is boring.

Your search for the bloody pure motive is as boring as living with the bloody Pope !

Would you get me a gin and tonic ?

A large gin and tonic for the lady, please.

Well ?

My gambling - is that boring ?

I can think of a lot of words to describe it, but not "boring".

No. Life needs a bit of risk. A bit of Bogart and Hepburn in "The African Queen".

I prefer Judith and Fitz on the straight and narrow.

Give me ten minutes. I want to show you something.

Just tell me whether we have a deal.

We've been married for twenty years, Judith ! What's ten minutes ?

# COCTEAU TWINS: Treasure

That disgusting smell is my son's feet.

We've tried everything, bar amputation - though that's still a possibility.

(AS LOYD GROSSMAN) Whoever lives in this house has...

Get to the point.

..extremely expensive taste in clothes !

I bought you this when Cool Ground won the Gold Cup.

This, when Doctor Devious won the Derby.

And this, when Party Politics won the National.

I've shared in your winnings, is that it ?

Exactly !

And why d'you think I left them all behind ?

SEAN: # Are you lonesome tonight ?

# Do you miss me tonight ?

# Are you sorry we drifted apart ?

# Does your memory stray...

# ..to a bright summer's day...

CRASHING

# Do the chairs in your parlour...

# ..seem empty and bare ?

We've got nothing.

We get our giro on Wednesday.

I'll pay you back then.

Telly.

# Shall I come back again ?

What are you... ! Hey !

Open that door !

Tina, what's goin' on ?!

You might as well give us more time. There's nothing worth takin' !

Tina !

Tina, what's goin' on ?

Tina !

Stay !

Tina ! Tina !

(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

The bastard's name's Cormack.

Your cups...

He took them.

I'll ask my parents.

Get some money from them.

Pay that bastard off.

Get your cups back.

DOG BARKING

It's on the stairs.

It is !

I'm not going down there, Sean !

(GROWLING)

No ! No ! (SCREAMING)

Sean ! No !

Bingo.

ENGINE STARTS

CAR RADIO: COUNTRY & WESTERN MUSIC

Ye-ha ! (LAUGHING)

Here.

SLOW DANCE MUSIC ģ

RINGS DOORBELL

Can we come in ?

You can come in, but he can't.

Where did you get the car ?

You're moving ?

Yeah.

Where did you get the car ?

Sean bought it. He's working.

You never told me you were moving.

We tried,...

..but we didn't know where you were.

Where's he working ?

Some haulage firm.

Can you get rid of that ?

Which one ?

I'm not sure where, but he's workin', right ?

But I'm not sure where.

Will you lend it me, or not ?

Sammy's upstairs.

Yeah ?

Well, go and see her.

Hello, Tina.

Will you lend it me or not ?

Not.

Get rid of him, come back with us,...

..and we'll talk about the loan then

(CRYING)

Wh... at... ?

What will Cormack do ?

Yeah.

They said they would've given it me, but they're short.

They're movin' house soon, as well.

ENGINE FALTERING

And that's not cheap.

Estate agents screw you, lawyers screw you. Carpets, curtains...

BANGING ON WHEEL

Petrol ?

Ye-eah.

You're lyin'.

They think I'm crap. They told you to get shot of me, then they'd give you money.

You think I'm crap ! You're ashamed of me !

I'm not.

Where are you going ? Sean !

'Ey ! I love you, right ?

'Ey, Billy-no-mates ! I love you !

OK ? I love you !

The bus ?

We haven't got the fare.

STARTS ENGINE

'Ey !

'Ey ! 'Ey !

RINGING

DOG BARKING

RINGING CONTINUES

WHEELS SKIDDING

'Ere, this fella's goin' a bit fast!

We should've stopped there !

Love, you've gone past the bingo !

TYRES SCREECHING

RINGS BELL

Stop ! Stop !

SIRENS

It's like Bonnie and Clyde.

Look, all I want to do is to talk to my wife, OK ?

That's a civil matter.

Exactly !

But we've had a complaint - that's a police matter.

If you don't leave these people in peace, I'll have to arrest you.

You're kidding.

Come on, you bastard, let's have you !

Is everything OK ? You all right ?

Nobody's hurt ?

We've got you now, you bastard !

Name.

I'll... I'll write it.

I need to hear it.

Kerrigan !

What ?

You heard.

I didn't.

You heard.

I didn't.

It's a good job we've got all night.

F... F...

K... K... K... Kerrigan.

Sit down.

My name is Sean Kerrigan.

Sit down.

Sean Kerrigan !

Sit down !

And I want to see Tina !

You can phone.

I just stole a bus.

We're not on the phone !

Tough ! Sit down !

Sit down !

I want to see Tina !

Aaaargh !

Let go of me !

COMMOTION

Aaaargh !

Let go of me ! Let go of me !

Let go of me ! Let go of me !

Let go of me ! Let go of me !

I wanna see Tina !!

He's throwing fits, Fitz.

I'm in custody, custody !

You scratch my back...

Ten minutes, George.

(RAVING)

Hello, Sean.

Who are you ?

My name's Fitz. I'm a psychologist.

I don't want a psychologist ! I want a lawyer, so piss off !

Just do one right now, right ?

You're not exactly winning friends and influencing people !

Will you get rid of that fella ?

Get him out of my sight, cos I won't be responsible for my actions !

Out.

I'm not responsible if that turd...

OUT !

..stays here much longer !

He's wound me up, right from the start ! That's all he's done !

Sean, Sean, Sean.

OK ?!

Calm down.

I want you to tell my bird where I am. She needs to know !

She must be goin' off her cake wondering what's happened !

She needs to be told ! We're not on the phone so a call's no good !

Yes. Calm down.

I feel as if I'm speakin' a foreign language! No-one understands me !

Just calm down. Calm down.

I need to tell a woman called Tina Brien. I need to tell her where I am.

It's essential ! Essential ! That means very necessary !

Right. Right.

It's very necessary I contact Tina.

Sean, Sean, Sean.

Calm down, calm down. I'm here to help you.

Let go of me. Let go of me.

Let go of me now, or I won't be responsible for my actions !

You butt me, I'll butt you right back harder, OK ?

Now calm down. Deep breathing. Deep breathing.

Easy.

Let go of me.

So where does this Tina live, then ?

With me !

Where's that ?

I...

I... I-I'll write it.

I-I'll write it.

It's a loser.

You don't stutter when you're angry?

No.

The first thing that comes into your head, before it comes into your head

You don't see the words, so they don't frighten you.

That's right.

There's speech therapy.

I've... tri-ied spee-eech the-ra-py.

I'm fi-ine if I talk like thi-is.

But thi-is isn't me-e spea-eaking.

This is so-ome dickhead !

So you'd rather get angry ?

S...

S-S-S...

Occasionally.

Sometimes.

Sometimes. Sometimes, yes. Sometimes I get angry. Sometimes.

You don't mind me helping you ? Some stutterers do, you know.

No.

Get me out of 'ere.

Let his girl know where he is. And remand him on bail for psychiatric reports.

For takin' and drivin' away ?!

He needs help !

Bollocks !

I wound him up a bit, that's all.

I'm talking prevention here.

Prevention ?!

I want 20 serious crimes a day. I enjoy them. They pass the time.

Ovies, as well.

Bollocks to prevention !

Will you look at him ?

Beck's the officer in charge.

I know, but he doesn't have to find out.

I'm up for promotion, Fitz. I'm keeping this clean.

Promotion ! Ooo-oooh !

I'm dumbstruck.

Well, well, well.

You can see your daughter tomorrow, by the way.

Meanwhile, consider yourself cautioned.

We're putting you on probation for two years, Sean.

It'll take time to arrange.

Meanwhile, report to your local police station every two days.

Failure to do so will result in a custodial sentence, given your reckless actions.

Bastard !

That bastard Cormack !

Hey, it's OK.

Bastard !

Have you got a problem, eh ?! Got some sort of a problem ?!

It's OK, Sean.

(GROWLING)

Hiya !

Hi, Daddy !

Where would you like to go ?

The park.

OK.

What would you do if a dinosaur came out of that lake to eat us ?

I'd say: "Eat Katie first. She's tender as a lamb chop. I'm a stringy T-bone steak !"

You wouldn't !

No, I'd get a railing, sharpen it up and stab it through the heart.

You wouldn't have time to sharpen it

No, that's true. Erm...

I'd do what Tarzan does.

When the alligators try and bite him and he sticks wood in their jaw so it can't snap shut.

I know what I'd do ! I'd bang it over the head - leap up and hit it..

..and keep leaping up and hitting it until it got smaller and smaller.

Know what it'd be then ?

A tiny sore dinosaur !

(KATIE LAUGHS)

Not bad !

DOG BARKING

RINGING

(BURP !)

Da-ad !

What an interesting bell !

Can I see Judith, please ?

Come in, Katie.

I'd like to hand over my daughter to my wife.

She doesn't want to speak to you.

Goodbye.

Do you train that dog to bark at me? Quite specifically, don't you ?

You train it, don't you ? You ill-natured old Polack bastard !

# BALLAD: FRANKIE MILLER: "I CAN'T CHANGE"

Do you mind ?!

It's nearly midnight !

Dad ! Dad !

Are you coming inside, or not ?

Dad ! Act your age - not your shoe size, eh ?

Show a bit of consideration, that's all. A bit of consideration !

Dad, come inside, will you ? You're a bad joke !

You're a really bad joke !

Jimmy Tarbuck wouldn't even use ya !

Stop !

Yeah ?

Hiya.

Can I have the cups back ?

The little silver cups ?

Ha !

I'd be very grateful.

FEMALE: Who is it ? ģ

Business !

At this hour ?

NOISY LOVEMAKING

What's up, love ?

I've got it ! I've got his money !

Sean !

HEAVY BREATHING

You...

Me ?

You... !

The things you let him do !

I didn't.

You bleedin' did !

I wanted you to stop him !

I wanted you to stop him doin' those things.

The body's that way, miss.

Thanks.

Gas - it expands. You feel as if your gullet's exploding.

You look terrible.

(BURPING) If I was a house, I'd be condemned

DS Giggs.

Yeah ? How d'you do ?

DS Beck.

You all work on this murder inquiry?

Yeah. All part of the team.

How long for ?

As long as it takes.

Nikki Price, researcher with the Lenny Lyon TV Show.

DS Penhaligon.

And Dr Edward Fitzgerald.

How d'you do ?

We pay Fitz a retainer. He helps me out.

Right, Kevin Cormack, loan shark.

You take the wife. Tea, sympathy and all she knows about his business

Jimmy, door to door both sides of the alley, statements from everyone.

Get on with it.

Yes, sir.

You look worse than he does, Fitz.

It started rainin' about one, he was found at five. Four hours of rain we could've done without.

Cup of tea ?

No, no.

What did he use ?

A brick.

Came from here.

Why didn't your husband conduct that business here ? Why was it a back alley ?

Will it delay the claim ?

Insurance ?

Yeah.

Possibly. Did you see this man ?

No.

Did you hear him ?

Yeah.

A male voice ?

It was definitely a male voice ?

Will you get out of my shop, please?

Two killers - one male, one female.

The female leads him here for sex. The male hides behind there.

He thinks he can kill him with his bare hands, he has second thoughts, gets the brick.

Absolute bollocks !

Forty-five quid.

We're conducting a murder inquiry.

Your money where your mouth is.

Giggsy.

That's where you're wrong, Fitz.

Cormack's murdered there. You don't go up an alley for sex, then have it in the glow of a streetlamp.

Hold that.

It's broken.

It isn't. I checked.

Get Panhandle.

Check that wall for human hair.

Right, he steps out,... he comes down.

Bang, bang, bang ! Giggsy drops down.

He grabs his accomplice's hand - they run up the alley.

Remember the soldiers coming back from the Falklands ? Women lined the quays, waving their knickers.

Lust - some men had killed, and those women wanted them.

What is death, Panhandle ?

"The finest aphrodisiac in the world."

There, a button off some Levis - somebody undid his trousers in a hurry.

There, long strands of hair.

They run up the alley, stumble and fall.

They're frightened, but turned on, too.

He pins her to the wall, tears at his trousers, and they have great sex.

The earth doesn't just move - it registers 8.9 on the Richter scale !

Mass-evacuation-of-California time ! Rip-roaring, shuddering sex.

You're sick.

8.9... ?

Give or take a tremor, yeah.

I'd sooner watch Arsenal !

Checked out the wife. No boyfriend, no money troubles.

There's an insurance on him, but it's shirt buttons.

He had a few bits on the side, but she knew nothing. She's in the clear

We're checking through everyone who owed him money.

I've been upstairs to talk overtime. He won't sanction it yet.

Till then, we use every resource available - Fitz is one.

(LAUGHING)

He's not the fount of all wisdom...

Jimmy ! We're paying him good money, so just shut it and listen.

You've all got his profile. Study it - we're releasing it to the media tomorrow.

Er, tonight.

What ?

I'll be talking about it on the Lenny the Lyon Show tonight.

You're going on Lenny Lyon ?

Yeah.

She wanted me.

She must've changed her mind.

(GIGGLING)

Why ?

I don't know.

Is something tickling you, Jimmy ? Have you heard a funny joke ?

If you've heard a funny joke, let's all hear it.

I haven't, boss. (CLEARS THROAT)

I've organised a press conference for tomorrow morning.

Till then, keep shtum. Don't mention it - especially to Lenny the Lyon !

Right.

LAUGHTER

"Why did you ask me that question ?"

LENNY: "I'm interested."

You're voyeuristic - you get turned on by suffering, like your vampire audience.

So why are you here ?

I thought we'd have an intelligent discussion.

You make Barrymore's show look professional !

What is it with you people ?

You've been queueing all day to watch this crap...

..in the vague hope you might see your face on television !

For God's sake !

I'll tell you what you want to know.

She is young and attractive, or he wouldn't have gone outside with her.

She's probably been on the game, so she'll have convictions.

"He's young and strong - convinced he could attack with his bare hands. He took a brick at the last minute."

"He didn't mean to kill him - it's an organised robbery, a disorganised murder. But something happened."

"He's volatile, so he'll probably have convictions for violence."

"They're together. They trust each other. They live together."

"They're probably in a bedsit, a council flat, a squat."

TV: "Dr Fitzgerald, thanks. That's all we have time for. Tune in tomorrow. Good night."

I'm f...

He said nothin'.

I'm f... f...

Young, strong and impulsive ?

That's every bloke in here. It means nothin'.

F... F...

You're frightened.

Frightened. Fr... Frightened.

He said... He said... He said you were on the game.

He lied.

He lied. He was winding you up.

You want to go to prison ? Is that what you want ?

Sh...

Is it ?

Go to prison ? Never see each other again - is that what you want ?

Then we stay calm, right ?

Sean !

Suckers don't grow flowers, Mum. They take goodness out of the soil.

Solo King.

Likes a right-hander. Good to firm.

Running at Chester.

A tight left-hander. Doesn't stand a chance.

I'll have that, then.

It doesn't stand a hope in hell !

It's never done anything on a left-hander in its life.

You couldn't pick your nose,...

..never mind a winner.

Er, Just My Bill.

Just My Bill. It ran well last time out. Stables coming on form.

If it gets the conditions, it stands a good chance.

Then that's the one I'll leave alone

Ow ! Shit ! Sugar !

What is it ?

A wasp bite - a bloody huge thing !

It's a tiny, wee thing.

Dry it.

No, on the kitchen towel !

Not my tea towel !

There we are.

Ta.

Did you watch it, then - the Lenny Lyon Show ?

No, I went to the bingo.

Lenny Lyon... Did you see it ?

I was out.

Ah, right. Where ?

At the pictures.

Who with ?

A friend.

What kind of friend ?

A friendly friend.

A male friend ?

Yes.

Graham ?!

Yes.

I gave you strict instructions not to talk about it !

They'll kill again.

We don't know that !

I know that ! They screwed after they did it !

I don't have time to stroke your ego - your bloody publicity-seeking ego!

KNOCK ON DOOR

Yes !

Forensic found human hair at the scene of the crime.

It matches what we found further up the alley. Long, traces of dye, probably female

Ninety quid !

Yes ?

Nothing.

Fitz !

Hey, Fitz, I need you !

You know I need you. You exploit that fact.

Ninety quid.

Giggsy's still holding it.

Yeah.

RADIO: LOUD POP MUSIC

It's not a discotheque, lads !

Escort three to control.

KNOCKS ON DOOR

Hide.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Christine Brien ?

Yeah ?

I'm a police officer. Can I come in, please ?

What d'you want ?

Did you know a man called Kevin Cormack ?

No.

I was told you knew him. Can I come in ?

I owed him money.

I know.

If you pay it back, fine - if you don't, fine. It's no business of ours.

Thanks.

You know Kevin Cormack was murdered?

Yeah.

You want a coffee ?

No, thanks.

Sit down.

Thanks.

Can you think of anyone who'd want to kill him ?

Anyone who ever met him. He was a bastard.

I've got to ask you this, Christine.

Yeah.

Where were you around midnight last night ?

At my parents'.

Till... ?

Till... about two.

You live alone ?

You won't tell the Soshe ?

No.

My boyfriend stays occasionally.

You live alone ?

Yeah.

You're not married ?

Divorced.

You're a bad liar.

I know.

Doesn't matter.

Never touch 'em.

I've er...

..got a problem.

My boyfriend'll be in any minute. I don't want him to know I owed money to Cormack.

I could call back.

When ?

Whenever's convenient.

Tomorrow night ?

What time ?

About ten ?

Right.

Thanks.

See ya.

See ya.

I lied to him.

He'll find out I lied to him.

We've got to kill him.

We'll do it tomorrow.

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