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Colonial lingerie import, Bragg Panted Knickers, 59 Stocker Avenue.

This is the place.

I'll go check it out. Maybe Americans aren't all that bad.

Monster, monster.

Ha, ha.

Little white chicks.

And baby black monster heads.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Who's gonna save ya?

Help me! Help me! No!

We are the monsters and we fuckin' attack!

We come with the flow that you get! You're fuckin' in black! Yes!

Black is for your innocence!

That's right!

Ladies, introducing the world -renowned and infamous,

coming from the mean streets of Harlem, New York, and the jungles of Los

Angeles, California,

You know him as the evil... MONSTERS!

We are

the monsters.

The monsters.

You best run.

Oh, we are the really scary monsters.

We fuck these holes with our fidgets.

Oh, we are some very black and very bad monsters. We're on the hunt for some

white chicks.

Yeah. We are the monsters.

The monsters.

Here we come.

We are the monsters.

The monsters.

You best run for stone.

Come and lay down with me.

And suck this big black game.

Break it down.

Shack. Now stuff your mouth.

Yes, yes, yes.

Little white girl, don't you cry. Take a fucking walk day and night. Suck a

little liquid, swallow it down.

Cause you know I got the business sticking down.

We've got to do this in town.

We are

the

monsters.

The monsters.

Here we come.

We are the monsters.

The monsters.

You just run.

We are the monsters. Are the monster, the monster, here

we come.

These are the monster, the monster, you

get none.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Evil monsters.

Monsters.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, where's Big Bob?

He's over there macking to those other bitches.

I know you guys are bigger off than me, but please don't hurt me, okay?

Here we go. We are the monsters. You like that song, huh?

Monsters.

Monsters. Yeah,

monsters.

We'll be real big monsters.

Monsters. Monsters.

What you think is done for us? We're the monsters.

Do a little dance for us do a performance we perform for you

You need some music? Yeah.

What?

Monsters. We are the monsters.

Yeah,

my monsters.

Here we come.

Let's see this song. Take a moment to see the ass.

Yeah.

Yo -ho -ho.

We have monster ass.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Nice titties.

Tell them how you like this song.

Tell them how much you like this song.

I love it. You guys are the best.

You tell all your friends about us, yeah?

Monster.

Come here.

Come here and grab my dick.

Monster.

Yes.

Ha,

ha, ha.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

oh wow oh

Oh, look at him putting him in the mouth.

Oh, let me see you.

Oh, look at me.

Oh, look, let me see your pretty eyes.

Yes.

Look at me.

Talk to the microphone.

Suck it. Me monsters.

Yeah Come here, let's bring you down Come

get on top facing out

Monster Dicks.

Monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Little white dicks.

Monster dicks. Monster dicks. Monster dicks.

Monster dicks.

Yeah.

Yeah,

lick my balls. Monster.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Shit, this ain't working.

Yeah.

Oh shit.

Ah.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

This is the place.

I'll go check it out. Maybe the locations aren't all that bad.

Got a good lingerie store.

I've been thinking, you know, I don't know, I think what we've been doing is

kind of wrong.

You know, grabbing these white girls and they don't even know what's going on.

They didn't do anything to us personally.

You know, and we make them suck our monster dicks.

You know, it's kind of, you think bad karma might come on us sometime?

Maybe we should change our ways. I don't know, just a thought.

No, no, no. That's going to change our ways. It is a lot of fun.

What do you think, Mandizzle?

I don't know.

I mean, we've got police looking for us, FBI, zookeepers. I can't change.

I can't change.

You can. You can.

You can change.

I can change.

I can change.

I can change.

Well, I'll tell you what.

I'm going to take the first step. I'm going to change.

As of this day on, I'm going to change.

Show me a sign and I will change forever.

Monsters.

Monsters.

Hello, someone told me I could get some knickers here. I like black knickers.

Monsters. What?

What did you say?

That I could get some knickers here. Did you?

Did she say what I think she said? See?

That's a sign.

Oh, yeah.

We got what you need.

Come here.

Let's go in here. Yeah, shut the door. Come here. Let me show you around.

Black knickers.

Do you believe that?

Oh, my God.

What are you guys doing?

Let's get her.

She... Who told you to come here?

It is time.

It's just a one time thing where I... You sit here and make a...

Monsters.

The nerve of you

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Monster.

Take it off.

Take it all off.

Yeah.

Monster.

Long live the king.

Take this off, too.

Oh, my God. Welcome

to America.

Yes.

Yes. Oh.

I like that.

Good, huh? Very nice.

Oh. A little dunk in your trunk.

Oh. Ah!

The clapper.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

You think it's funny?

You think it's funny? No, it's scary.

You think it's funny?

Yes.

Monsters. Oh, my God.

Fall on Earth.

I've got your bloody knickers.

Suck the cocks. Suck the cocks.

Suck the

cocks.

You all have such big cocks.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Whew.

I love you.

Swallow. Come on, bloody swallow it. Come on, carry on.

Lick the nuts.

Black knickers, huh?

Do

you

want a fuck or two?

Fuck or doggie style?

Fuck.

There.

Carry on.

Suckin' fuck.

Suckin' fuck.

That's it. Oh.

Fuck that dick.

Come on, that dick. Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Ha, ha, ha.

Oh, shit.

Do you mind if I cut in?

Come here with that bloody thick ass of yours.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Monsters.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Monsters.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Let me try that British pussy. Yes.

You laugh at me.

You think I'm a joke.

You think I'm a joke.

I come in you.

I come inside you.

You take my baby back to England.

And we take over the world.

Now you know my diabolical plan.

I'm gonna come inside you now.

Get ready.

Here he comes.

One black knicker coming up. In about nine months.

Monsters.

Monsters!

Monsters.

Monsters.

Oh, I love walking into people's houses and stuff.

Breaking in, finding things.

Monsters. This looks like a young girl's room.

Maybe I'll just wait until she shows up.

Oh, this looks like it's worth some money.

Platinum. This is very nice.

What the fuck?

Just come out of that bottle?

Yeah, I did.

How did you do that? Who are you?

I'm a genie.

You're a genie?

Yeah. You're not a genie.

This is some kind of joke or some kind of trick.

I'm just dressed like this.

You're really a genie?

Of course.

Does that mean if you're a genie, that means I get three wishes, don't I?

Jacob wishes.

Well, I think you're full of it.

You're not really a genie.

Genies don't have boobies that big.

I don't know where you've been. They do now.

Well,

let's see here.

You're a genie, okay? And I get wishes, right?

Three wishes.

Well, let me test them.

For my first wish, I always wanted to have a pet.

How about it, Pet Spider?

I want a pet spider right now.

That's my first wish. Come on.

Wow.

You really are a genie, huh?

Yes,

yes, you really are a genie.

Okay.

For my second wish.

My second wish.

What are you reading now?

I want to... Oh, okay.

I want... I want... I

want a mermaid.

I want a mermaid.

Oh, for me, yes.

A beautiful mermaid.

I can... That's my second wish.

Yes. Hurry up. Carry on. Do your job.

It's your second wish, you know. I know, it's my second wish. I get three

wishes, it's my second one. But I want my second one now.

Oh.

Wow, that was pretty good.

But it's not good enough.

She's black.

Very funny.

You didn't say you didn't want a black woman.

Ah, you know I wanted a black chick. Come on.

Get her out of here. I want my third wish now.

You're being really picky, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yes.

For my third wish.

This is going to be a good one.

You think you're smart, huh? You think your little, you know, your little

and puff and puff goes the magic dragon. It's not going to work.

Because I got one more wish.

You know what I want.

For my final wish.

Your third wish?

I want you.

You No,

I don't want a million dollars, I don't want a Ferrari No,

I've always dreamed of I've

always dreamed of fucking a genie for my third and final wish

Take this thing off. Can I take this off? Yes you may.

Oh, yeah.

Monsters.

My eyes.

My eyes.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow. Oh, look at this. A real

life genie.

Oh, yeah. Turn around.

Oh, yes.

Wonderful.

Oh, yes.

Shit. Monsters.

Monsters.

Whoa.

Oh shit.

Yeah.

I guess that's it, huh?

Yeah, you're finished.

Monsters.

I wish I had one more wish. I would wish for a... You're fucked.

See ya.

Monsters. Well, I can't complain.

Monsters.

Boing. Times have changed. I need to get the fuck back in the bottle.

Monsters.

So how much money did we make on the tour?

Monsters.

Yeah,

we won't have to work for a long time.

In fact, we can buy all the white girls we want.

White girls? We can buy... What?

You think what I'm thinking?

Monsters.

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

We were so late and so booked on the road, I forgot about the one we put in

cocoon.

We've got one for the night. For the night.

Let's go check her out. She should be right by now.

I put one of our specials in monster concoction.

I make sure she's a tender horse.

Tender horse. Cuckoo, what am I thinking?

Thanks a lot, Sham.

Does Moses Egyptian rock here? Is she ready?

Oh, come on, my darling.

Don't worry.

We are not going to hurt you.

We are not going to hurt you.

Let's bring her over here.

Come on, grab her.

Grab her over.

Let's go.

Let's go unlit.

Unwrap the cocoon. I think there's a live one here.

Yes, as I was saying.

Oh, it's going to be all right.

Let's unwrap the cocoon here.

Roll around.

Whoa, mummy.

Very nice.

Very nice, Goku. She's really blossoming. I hope you make this one.

Beautiful.

Look what we made.

He could be Rapspies no more.

Oh, yeah.

Nice.

Wow.

Oh,

nice, beautiful.

Beautiful eyes.

Look at her nice eyes.

They're so pretty.

Monsters. Yes.

Yeah. Stand up. Let me see that ass.

Let me see that retro dancing ass.

Ooh, nice.

Nice.

Get a top view of this.

Beautiful idea.

Very nice.

Let me peel this off.

We may close, but we do.

Prime stuff.

Ooh.

Monster! Monster!

Monster! Monster!

Monster!

Monster!

Monster! Monster!

I do.

Slap it in the mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

baby.

Oh, yeah. Woo!

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, suck it.

Suck it in me.

Oh, yes, stay right there.

Oh,

God, to have some of this.

Oh, yeah.

Ah, ah, ah. Woo!

Fuck it.

Oh.

Help! Help!

Help!

That's so...

You're free now.

Fly, fly away.

Fly away. Young butterfly.

You're out of your cocoon. You can go now.

You're free. Bye,

fly.

You see, we're not so bad after all.

We didn't have to let you go.

I say we make another one.

Next time.

We still have cocoon left.

We'll do it next time. I'm going to take it.

I'll be doing it.

Well, well, well.

What do you think?

Another nice day.

Yeah, beautiful day.

Pick a tree.

What do you mean, pick a tree? It's not Halloween. Is it Halloween? It's not

Halloween. No, it's not. Is it Halloween already?

What do you mean costume?

We're not wearing any costumes.

I'm just, this is just how we are.

And what are you doing? I don't have any candy. Go away.

Who are you supposed to be anyway? What kind of costume is that?

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

You know what?

What, you don't like it?

No. Well, come here. I've got some more news for you.

Get in here.

We don't have any candy.

You're fruitless.

Fruitless? Fruitless? No, I like Lucky Charms.

From Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.

They're magical.

I'm sorry,

but we have to do this. I know you.

I used to read your storybooks when I was a kid.

Monsters. You know it says business, right?

Monsters. Right.

I'm sorry.

Monsters.

I'll be right back.

Monsters.

Monsters. Monsters.

Muffet. Oh, what beautiful white legs you have.

Muffet. Muffet.

Muffet.

Muffet. Muffet.

Muffet.

Muffet. Muffet.

Lick the balls.

Oh Oh Oh

Oh Shit

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Monsters!

Monsters! Monsters!

Monsters!

No, I can't help it.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Ooh.

Monsters.

Monsters.

Nice, white ass.

Very tight.

Very white.

I like that.

Stuff in these Muppets.

Such a nice smile, Miss Muffet.

Well, it's nice to meet you.

I, you know, I kind of apologize about... Yeah, I don't have any candy,

we'll give you something to...

How about a Care Bear?

The Koala Bear, not the Care Bear.

I feel kind of bad. You really are a sweet girl. You know, take that.

And stop by any time.

Bye!