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Ah, look what we got here.

Hey, what's up?

Tasha, motherfucking rain.

Oh, yeah.

Guess where I am.

The bang bus. Yeah, the motherfucking bang bus. I'm so excited. I've heard so

much about this place.

Yeah, we would have cleaned up for you. Yeah,

I'm sure.

So, um...

So what's up, man? You ready for some dicks? Oh my god, I'm so horny right

and I'm so ready for the D. I can't wait.

I've been thinking about this all week long, every day. I'm like, come on,

on my favorite day, the reverse bang bus day.

Yeah, let's go find some fucking dicks, right? Are you excited to watch me

fucking suck?

Randoms off the street.

Yeah, we are. Me too.

So I wonder what we're going to find today, huh? What are we looking for?

Um, I'm looking for, you know, basically whoever's down to play. I'm not super

specific. I just want a guy that's going to do a good job and fuck me hard. And

I sure hope we can find some lucky passengers.

We're definitely going to find somebody.

Yay, score!

Are you going to be one of them?

Look who's driving.

Hola. Oh, look who we got here. We got another. I'm a chauffeur today.

We're driving again.

It's technically my day off.

You guys know each other, right?

Yes.

I'm a huge fan of Miss Rain, actually. I'm a huge fan.

You fucked him yesterday?

Yeah.

And she was my one and only foot job scene.

And he was my one and only foot job scene. Oh, really?

We pretty much mated for life.

Yeah, connection.

You guys have a lifelong connection.

Yeah, totally.

No other feet have touched my cock.

Exactly.

All right, well, we want to give her some new dick, okay?

All right. She's tired of your dick. We want new dick. I'm just here to jive.

So, you know, don't be cock blocking. I'm just here to jive. No cock blocking.

hope we get awesome.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah, we got to get some good stuff.

Yeah, there's got to be some guys around here, right?

I got to find her some dick before she attacks us.

Oh, yummy.

Speaking of attacking us. Hey. Do you have any standards? Are we just looking

for young? Well, right now, just tell me if you see something pointing out while

I check her titties. I don't want to see some titties. Yeah, no.

No, not at all.

I'm going to show you a lot more.

Look at that.

Let me know when you see something, Brick.

And don't cock block. I actually see someone right now, but hold on. Let me

to get over there.

Look at that. Let me try to get over there.

We're just going to go pick up a random guy off the side of the street.

Are these windows tinted?

Oh, hell yeah, they're tinted.

Too bad, right? No.

No.

Hey, we're here to get you.

Yo.

Yeah, you always just walk at those fucking - Why is he pissed?

Look at me.

Yeah!

You waiting for a ride, right?

Yeah, bro.

What do you mean, yeah? What's up with the camera on you?

Huh? What's up with the camera on my face? I don't know you. Where are you

going? To my boyfriend's house.

I think - I don't know. Is he smiling like he don't need to?

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't To your boys' crib? Yeah, bro. You want to go hang out with your buddy?

Uh -oh.

Go around.

Yo, walk with us a little bit. Walk with us.

I got you.

So what's up, man? What's your name?

Junior.

What? Junior.

Junior. Yeah, that brings me to our next question. Are you 18?

Yeah, I'm 18.

Yeah, you sure? Are you sure? I look young, but you know, I just turned 18,

You look young. Hey, do you watch porn?

You jerk off?

You jerk off?

Do you jerk your willy?

You jerk your willy?

Because I want to ask you, if you watch porn, then maybe you know this girl in

here. Take a peek in here.

Do you know her?

You know who she is? She's a porn star.

You got ten minutes? Can we ask you some questions?

Yeah, come on in.

I think he's a virgin. You a virgin?

I think you're a virgin.

I hope he's not a virgin.

You ever see a knight turn titties like this?

Wanna see?

Let me see your ID first.

I see something.

You got your ID?

Where the fuck is it? Oh, my God. My ID. All right. Let me show you my ID. It's

the ID.

Fuck that. We don't believe you. What about the ID?

Here, let her look at it. She can read it for me. Yeah, I'll read it. She'll

look at it. Well, I don't worry. I won't actually.

Don't worry. That's it. Make sure he's 18.

Do you go to your boy's house? You guys gonna go watch porn? Jerk off together

or what? Nah, man, we're not gay. I hope not.

Call of Duty is about it, man. Call of Duty. Call of Duty.

He's gonna go play through it. That's even worse.

That always leads into gay sex.

This guy's sweating like a pig.

Yeah, it's really hot outside, man.

It's hot outside and inside, you know?

It's a little bit. Let him have some air. This poor guy.

Put your hands on your side.

Put them on your side.

Oh, I like you being bossy.

I mean, we'd like to get our shorts off, though. I don't know.

You want them to help you with that?

Use telepathy.

There you go. Pull them down slow.

Don't hurt her. Don't hurt her.

Don't hurt her. Don't get too excited there, young buck.

There you go. Look at that. Oh, there you go.

He's a pro, you guys.

Keeping the panties on.

Oh, my God.

Can I touch?

Put your hands to your side.

We're going to tell you what you can do.

This is actually really fun.

Oh, look at that.

And I thought you were too young for this.

Oh, look at that. Damn.

Go ahead, have a seat.

So,

you said you're not a virgin?

How much pussy have you gotten?

I've had my share.

You've had your share?

You think you'd be able to get it up for her? You think you'd be able to fuck

her? You'll be fine, don't worry.

Huh? I think I'll be fine. You really are 18.

She's still worried. Come on, Sasha!

She's still worried about that.

You're 18!

Okay, okay.

Let's suck some 18 -year -old dick.

Okay.

Drop your jaw in there. What are you waiting for? You want to lap dance

you do that?

I'll sit on his lap a little bit. Make him feel more comfortable.

That's your team player. It's crazy.

What team I'm playing for, I don't know.

I don't know either. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Wow, look at this.

Oh, don't... That unties, right?

Why don't you just untie it from the side?

Hands down, mister.

Oops, sorry about that. Sounds like your friend's calling. I can hear it

vibrating. Ah, he's like, yo, where you at?

Getting some pussy.

That's a pretty pussy.

Hands down, until I tell you what to do.

Just like a little 18 -year -old.

Trying to feel some pussy.

Young and eager.

Young and eager, Daniel -san.

First time for everything Take

off your pants for us. I want to see what what's going on So are we gonna

actually physically drive this vehicle as as we're playing this whole time, of

course

She's like, let's pull over.

Well, yeah. That's an 18 -year -old dick.

Look at that 18 -year -old dick.

Yeah.

That hot thing out, you know?

It's what?

Good to relax.

It's good to relax? Yeah.

Wait till it goes in your mouth.

Huh? Wait till it goes in your mouth. Oh, I can't wait. Look at his face. I

can't wait to see his face.

Can't wait to see my face either.

Spit on it.

Um, you just show.

First of all.

I'm just showing.

Aw, look at you.

Look at how pro he is, guys.

I like you tonight.

You have a bright future.

Nothing from the bus driver.

Come on, put your hands down.

Enjoy it, bro.

Oh my gosh, you're such a grower.

For real.

What the fuck?

That's awesome.

So she can put that on. Yeah.

You want the puppy?

You want the puppy?

I want it.

Put it on him.

Thank you.

That's the right guy.

I do.

Are you having fun?

Yeah. Are you glad we picked you up?

You did so good.

We picked an awesome town. All right, now get out.

Where we at? Yeah, let's drop this guy off. Are you taking me home or nothing?

No, hell no, we're not taking you home.

Now you're walking, we need you walking.

Here, look.

That's for you.

So she can clean up.

But you fucked a porn star, dude.

You fucked a porn star. Yeah.

All right, drop that. Put your drawers on, man. You got to go, bro. You're

taking up quality real estate.

You guys can't take me home by nothing, right? Nah, man.

You guys even drove me further than I was before.

Yeah, we're, who knows where we're at right now. And we don't even care.

All right, put your boxers on.

Yeah,

you're about to get kicked out.

Yeah, I think this is where we part ways there, buddy.

Thank you.

That was fun.

Yeah. We got a party in my pants.

We gotta go find some more.

Fuck yeah.

More dreams to come true. Come on, dude. Take it up. Come on.

Good job. Bye.

Bye, dude.

Later. Later.

Bye.

Good choice.

Yeah, let's go find another one. Oh, yeah. I can't wait.

The other guy, look at her back there.

Oh,

yeah. Who are we going to find?

I'll give you a ride for a dollar.

Alright, two dollars. I'll give you a ride. Come on, man. Fuck that.

Where have you filmed me before? Where are you going?

Don't worry, man.

Don't worry.

Yo,

you look like you starred in that movie.

You know, they told me that before.

No, fuck that, man.

I think he was.

Yo, guys, you're in the middle of a strike week, you know?

Look,

no trespassing. You can't go there.

Nothing. Yo, man.

Listen, if you saw what I had in this van, you'd want to come with me.

Ah, fuck that, man.

This looks like a scam.

Look, open the door and take a look at who's in this van with you. You open it.

No, no. You open it and open it. Come on.

It's the worst that could happen, right? You run away.

I know the Mayans could run fast.

Bang, bang.

Take a look.

Now shut the door and come back and talk to me.

First of all, what's your name?

My name is Jason.

What are we doing? What are we doing?

Are you doing a porn or something?

The writing? The signatures?

Listen, you don't know who this is?

This is a hot porn chick from LA.

Oh, you're from LA.

Hey, welcome to Miami.

Look at the mouth on this guy, right?

This guy's going to swallow us whole.

I was going to lunch.

Yeah. So what's up? Where were you going? Where are you headed?

I was going to lunch. I'm in my lunch break right now.

Yeah, you can't stop staring at these titties, right? Yeah. Look at these

titties on a naked chick.

I bet you're hungry.

Yes, I am. Look at her.

Well, she's kind of horny.

So horny. Well, that makes two of us now.

Really?

This guy's confident.

So, what do you want to do with this guy, Tasha?

Do you think he's eligible?

Yeah, sure. Should we kick him out or should we take his pants off?

I think show us what you've got.

You're willing to show us what you've got?

It's a nice body.

Look at this guy.

Let's see what's under here, babe. Show the camera.

We have to see if we qualify for our little game. Yo, this guy's got balls.

it off yourself, babe. You show the camera what you have. All right, wait.

You got to give me a minute.

It's all right. Look, that's what they offer. I don't want to take it off. My

dick's off.

You have no problem just taking your pants off right now.

The fuck? No, fuck that.

We've got a trooper here.

That's awesome.

Yo, what's up with all these guys nowadays, man?

We're in Miami, man. What? These guys in Miami. Yeah, exactly.

They're like, everyone just like, look at this thing.

Everyone's like, what the fuck, okay? It's like this shit happens all the

We're just hopping bands and training people to pull their cock out.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know if I could have done it.

Oh, I want to see if you can qualify for our little game of fuck and tell. Look

at him, he's trying to get it hard real quick.

Yo, drop the drawers, man.

Oh, damn, it's hot in this bus.

So, you know, what time you got to be back at work? Because, you know.

I have a 30 -minute lunch break, and I think it's perfect time.

Give or take the five or ten minutes you're available.

Let's drop his drawers. Come on.

Pull out the yanker.

Look at this guy.

Apocalypse Now.

Look at him.

The fucking Mayan warrior.

Yeah.

What do you say, Tasha?

I say he'll fall by.

Should we get this thing hard and maybe give him some pussy?

Maybe, yeah.

Your lucky day.

Hello.

What's your favorite position?

Doggy.

Should we show them what doggy looks like?

I love it.

They're my favorite.

For real.

We're pushing for the cushion.

is happening.

Bang Bros.

I've been living that for about a week.

Apocalypto!

You can smile, Tasha, it's cool.

Alright.

Now get out of our car. Now get the fuck out of the van, dude.

Wait, what?

Now you gotta get out, bro.

We're in the middle of nowhere, bro. That's a clean towel.

Put your shit on, bro.

Wait, what?

I can't promise you we're anywhere by your job.

I gotta go look in five minutes.

That's cool.

Hey, mine's know how to run long distances at great speeds. Yeah, yeah,

So, you should be able to run. But you have a nice big dick. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Thanks for giving us a big load.

Yeah. Come on.

Alright. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. I gotta put you to sleep or what? I'm out,

I'm out.

Alright, fucker. See ya, see ya.

You're going to get abducted.

Hey!

Hey!

Come here, come here, come here. What are you doing in there?

What? Who are you?

Yo, what are you doing in there?

I'm going to my car.

You were jerking your meat, weren't you?

No, no, I just got to go. You playing with your meat?

No, I got to go.

Hey, I'm just kidding, man. Come here.

Come here, let me get five minutes of your time.

What happened? I'm just joking around.

It's okay if you're jerking your meat, though.

I mean, no, no, I'm just checking some DVD and stuff, you know? Some DVDs?

yeah. Ah, so you want a jerky meat.

Yeah, I got the thing, you know.

My favorite section, you know, who doesn't?

Yo, um, so you ever, you watch a lot of foreign men?

Yeah, especially the square section, you know, when they go like square all over

the place. I love it.

It's crazy.

Yeah. It's nuts.

Okay, that's cool.

That's cool.

You're a real pervert. Yeah.

Look at his smile.

I kind of like it, man. I love it. I mean, I always come to the store every

weekend. Yeah.

Yeah, hoping you meet somebody.

I mean, who knows? You never know. You made it out of the gym. You made it

What do you think you would do if you met somebody like a porn star and wanted

to get down in Jersey?

Hey, that would be awesome. I can't. I'm not going to sleep that day. I'm going

to be all day.

Thinking about it. Like a dream come true, you fucking perv. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not going to believe it anyway.

You wouldn't believe it?

No. So if you looked in this van right now and you saw a porn star, you

believe this? Nah, get out of here.

Nah, you're kidding me.

Can I? Can I?

Peek right here. Peek right here.

So I can see you.

Holy shit. Oh, no.

Nah.

She's butt naked.

Nah, nah.

So what do you think?

Fucking awesome.

or you want to step into this, step into this van? Well, if you guys let me, I

don't know.

You know?

If you guys let me, I'll be fine for me.

All right, you're not wanted for anything serious by the police, are you?

No. You don't take medication, do you? No.

No? Not at all. You don't got nothing sharp on you, have you? No, not at all.

Should you be taking medication or something?

No, man.

Why should you? I'm just making sure, man. I'm going to let you in the van. I

want to make sure I'm going to be okay.

Yeah, no problem.

I think he whacked it off. You didn't bust a look. Look, he's not even wearing

underwear. I knew he whacked it off in there. Gotta be ready for it. You never

know when you meet somebody.

You never know when you go. Yeah, you never know when you go. Look at this

He rubbed it out in there.

I think so, too.

Did you beat up your wiener in there?

Yeah, kind of, you know.

I hope you still got a...

Want to try it?

You want me to try it? Yeah.

Make it happy first. Oh yeah, make it happy.

What is this, deck number three today?

Deck number three of our bang bus.

I've definitely got banged today.

Happy when you're putting your mouth.

I love them.

it's okay

If only he knew what we do to them afterwards.

Tasha wanted dessert.

She was waiting for dessert.

Tasha got her dessert.

Yum, yum dessert, Tasha.

I know.

I was looking

and I think he's falling asleep.

I know.

You know what? I just need to find another guy.

You gave up? You're giving up on him? Yeah. Time's up for him?

Time's up. We don't have time to waste on the bang bus.

Looks like you're up, dude.

That first round might go.

Oh, well.

It's cool.

All right, get your shit. Come on. This isn't fucking... Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

Uno.

Shit.

It's a long way from the porno shop.

Looks like he's going to have to go back.

Grab your shoes and get out.

See you, dude.

I gave you a shot, bro. You fucked it up.

All right, my bad.

Too much porn to watch.

Yeah.

Jerking his dick too much. Well, you know, we tried.

We got a couple cum shots.

Well, two out of three is not bad.

What do you think? I got some lunch.

Yeah, I'm hungry.

Let's have some lunch.

Or let's make some phone calls.