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I can't move.

I can't move.

Honey, please help me. I'm frozen.

No talking.

You frozen.

You better zip it. You heard Mutant Boy.

What am I supposed to do now?

Now you must pay for all your crimes. Please, I have money in my wallet. If I

can just reach it. Now you must pay with your life.

What? That's pretty aggressive.

Oh, you've shattered me in a million pieces.

No. Hey, mutant boy, wait.

Mutant boy, I beg you, don't leave me like this.

Dad,

I'm sorry.

Jet, you upstairs?

What's going on?

I didn't mean to.

Who's that?

Is that a... A brontosaurus, the largest of the quadrupeds. Well, that explains

the flooding.

Mystery solved.

What happened?

Well, we have a brontosaurus stuck in the toilet.

Again? Yeah. Who knew that was their natural habitat?

Well, I mean, it is a sauropod, but there are other aquatic dinosaurs, you

Like, um... In this toilet?

No, no, of course not, no. But the G .I. Joe's, they were trying to save the

dinosaurs. No, Jack, you can't send those guys on a fool's mission like

That's... Am I in trouble?

Well... Yeah!

You gotta keep the dinosaurs out of the toilet.

I think that's how they became extinct in the first place. No, they were wiped

out by an asteroid.

That's another school of thought.

How do you know so much about dinosaurs?

Dad, I'm seven years old. I'm not a baby.

You're seven?

Okay, we need to talk about this. I mean, what were you thinking? Were you

thinking? I don't know. Where were you going?

Nowhere. We were just driving around.

Mrs. Anders said she saw you guys coming out of McDonald's drive -thru. Dylan

needed a salad.

Well, I appreciate that Dylan is health conscious, but you cannot do that.

I mean, you know how dangerous that is? Especially at night.

Hey, don't ignore me. This is serious.

Something's gonna happen to you guys. You're being dramatic.

Am I?

I think... I'm being pretty measured and cool, considering my 13 -year -old just

took the car out for a joyride.

Do you have to tell Mom?

What do you think?

Hey, don't walk away from me. We're not done here. I'm sorry.

Did you? I didn't hear that.

Hey, don't walk away from me, Jet.

Girls love that. They want to talk about their clothes.

What? Nobody did.

Just grab a lemonade and bring it over to her.

No. What? No? No. What about if you have her do the limbo thing with you?

You've got no game.

I have game.

Ask your father.

Your mom has serious game. This is the Shaquille O 'Neal of seduction. Wow.

Seduction? Yeah.

Please never say that word to me again. What, you don't want to hear how your

mom seduced me? How she's this siren, this empress?

Okay,

sorry. Just go with the lemonade.

And just be yourself.

That's all the game you need.

Looks good.

I'm impressed.

Uh -oh.

Passing the lemonade stand.

Rejecting Dad's idea.

Calling an audible.

Target locked.

Is he going home?

Smile.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're really cute.

How cute. Why is he walking?

He's retreating.

Oh, God.

Oh, he's doing push -ups. I can't watch this. Why is he doing push -ups? Why is

he doing push -ups? Why would you do this? Wait, no, no, no.

It's working.

What's going on? Your son and Connor decided to give each other homemade

with this.

Did you even clean the needle? Do you know this is how you get hepatitis? Is

that right? A or B?

All of them. All of the hepatitis. Who cares? Look at your son's shoulder.

It was supposed to be an eagle.

That doesn't look like an eagle. I know. Dad, Connor's an asshole. He thought

he'd be funny. I'm calling his mother. No, no, no, no. Please don't call his

mom. You have a dick on your shoulder. And balls.

But hold it. Let me see this.

Let's not panic here. I might be able to fix it. Wait, let me add a few

strategic lines and we can repurpose this.

Ow. Hold it. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Thief, thief.

What are you going to do, ow?

You're actually tattooing our child.

Yeah, I'm trying to save it.

Voila.

It's a Civil War canon. You know, like he's a history buff. Looks like a dick

wheels. You're out of your mind. Dad!

Dad! Dad! Dad!

Hey,

hey, turn the music down.

I know you hear me.

Hey, you're not the only one who lives here.

Dad, Dad, hey.

Hey.

Oh, hey, Dad. Did you not hear me? Uh, no. Yeah. Because your music's too loud.

Come on, you've got to turn it down. That's going to screw up your earring.

Yeah, yeah, sorry.

How's it going?

Pretty good.

Got almost everything.

I have to put some of this stuff in the garage, though, I think.

It feels really empty in here.

Yeah.

What are you going to do with this?

Throw away.

No way.

Yeah. You can't get rid of this. Dad, come on. Not you too.

What? Don't get all weepy and shit like mom.

Never let myself imagine this.

It's just college.

I ain't got enough time with you, mutant boy.

He got me.

Okay. You're unfrozen.

Would you mind helping me take some of this downstairs? Wait, wait, wait.

What if I never see you again?

Dad, I'm going to be like three hours away.

Okay. Let's do something together before you go.

Yeah, I have plans. I'm meeting the guys tonight.

You can't go.

It's Julian's last night before he goes to Notre Dame. Chad, you've got to stay

with us. Dad, come on. I have plans.

I know, but we've got plans with you.

Do you ever think about that?

Your mom and I have plans.

Did you ever think about what you leaving would do to her?

Mom's going to be all right.

What about me?

What if I'm not going to be all right?

You'll be fine, okay?

I mean, like, what's that thing you're always telling me? It's gross wiener's

law, right?

Yeah. You got to let the past go.

I'm scared to do that.

You gotta focus on the moment, Dad.

It's the only thing you can control.

Where's your son?

My son?

It's a pickleball kid.

No, he's not my son.

He left.

Is that why you were crying?

Maybe.

You want an orange juice?

Sure.

I've seen wind, and I've seen rain.

But I'm confident in the casual presence of pain.

Because you know I know the wind ain't over.

Some ways it has not begun.

And it's gone.

Hello? Hey, did you know? Did you know what Price was doing with Zero? I did

know about the money.

You broke his heart.

I know.

Well, I've been on record several times. The man's an asshole.

Where is he?

No idea.

But he's like a dog. He'll show up the last place he was fed.

Okay, where are you going?

I'm taking Zero to the bus station.

I need you to do me a favor.

But with ReadySafe Insurance's true form protection plan, you'll always be ready

to hit the next shot.

I'll see you at this year's ReadySafe Invitational on August 14th in Tulsa,

Oklahoma.

Apparently he'd be real helpful.

Price punched him in his face.

Better win. Price needs to be punched in the face ahorita, ¿verdad? Que le den

la jeta.

So we're going directly to the airport.

Me said he'll drop my first bus in a few days.

Uh -huh.

I'm sorry about what happened.

I didn't know what Price was up to. No, if I did, I would not have been okay

with it.

It's all good, Mari.

All right.

I shouldn't have let us get mixed up in this.

I didn't protect you, and you got hurt.

And for that, I'm sorry.

But I just want to say, Zero really liked you.

That was not an act. I know that we're not being honest about the money, but

connection?

That was real.

Whatever.

I'm used to it.

Used to what?

Nothing.

Can we go? Can we just go?

Yeah, okay. Tell me.

What do you mean you're used to it?

People liking me just for golf and shit.

Same as dad.

No, no more. A ver.

Your dad.

Your dad had issues.

He has issues, multiple, many kind of issues.

But he loves you.

That's bullshit, Mom.

I fucking tested it.

You tested it?

Nothing, never mind.

Is that why you stopped playing golf?

Look, I quit and he went ghost.

Remember, I told him I didn't want to play in the Westview qualifier and two

weeks later he left.

Two weeks.

I was just a fucking golfer to him. He didn't give a shit about me. No, mi

Your dad didn't know how to show it. Mom, don't make this something it's not.

Okay?

If he's out of three years and sabe donde estoy, all he had to do was show

That's it.

But he didn't.

I was just a fucking golfer to him and it's the same with Price and it's the

same with Zero.

Todos son igual, mom.

Mi amor.

Mi vida. Mi vida.

All right.

Where are you going to go?

I got a friend in Charlotte, lined up a hosting gig.

At a restaurant?

Funeral home.

Okay, well, I guess that tracks.

Not everyone in Santi's whole life revolves around him like he's a fucking

God forbid one of us actually do something for ourselves.

Hey, hey, that's not why he's upset.

Price offered me money in a moment where I really needed it, okay? That doesn't

make me a fake person.

He said that because he was hurt. He's hurt.

I'm hurt. He called me a clown. He said I was cosplaying my gender. I mean, I

fucking had sex with him. That's like giving pussy to the state of Florida.

Okay, that's enough. I'm sorry my feelings are making you uncomfortable.

No, it's just like he said some things he shouldn't have. He said I'm not a

person, Mitch.

Do you understand that? Like, do you get that? Yes, but sometimes people say

things that... No, I don't need a lecture from you right now, okay? I

need you to hear me. I need you to, like, hold space for me. Just, you know

what, Jesus? Just shut the fuck up for a second, all right? I'm your friend. You

can't tell your friends what to do or when to listen or when to hold space,

whatever the fuck that is. I mean, your whole generation just exhausts me. We

can't just have a simple conversation.

Santi said some cruel shit.

I get it.

But you broke his trust.

Do you get that?

I mean, that happened first. And you can try to work the math by harping about

what he said and how it was unforgivable and unacceptable.

But the fact is, the kid is in pain.

And I know Price puts you up to it.

Believe me. And that's a whole other fucking ball of wax.

But the bottom line is, you hurt him.

You didn't mean to, but you did.

And sometimes people who love each other hurt each other at the same time. I

mean...

Francine and I certainly did.

But look, that's just part of life.

Doesn't make it okay for him to say what he said.

Oh, my God.

You're a tough customer.

Look, I think you have a good heart.

And, you know, I don't know. I hope somehow you can learn from this

you know?

Do you need money?

Nah, here, just... Seriously.

No, it just doesn't feel right.

Yeah, neither does eating food in a bus station. Just take it.

I... I really liked him.

I know you did.

Bye, Boomer. All right.

And don't eat in there.

I'm serious.

I speak from experience.

But it's only in our flight.

So why is this a problem?

It's not about flight time, ma 'am. One animal per passenger.

And they have to fit under the seat in front of you.

Excuse me.

Attention all passengers.

Flight 238 to Indianapolis will be boarding at gate A in 40 minutes.

Okay, look.

Mira. Julia can come here with a morcita.

And it's perfect.

Nice job.

One animal per passenger.

If you'd like, one of them can ride in baggage for $215.

What kind of storage choice is that?

Look, look, look. Which one am I supposed to put in storage?

I guess the one you like the least.

Esperame, mi amor.

Hola. Hola. Oye, ¿te gustan los perritos?

I don't speak Spanish.

Want to make a hundred bucks?

Please. I'd like to make 300 bucks.

I know you're sad.

Okay, but this is what we're going to do.

We are going to go home.

I'm going to go home.

I'll get my old job back.

And your senior year is coming up.

Maybe you can work part -time at the store.

JoJo's Party Bazaar?

Mm -hmm. Well, I mean, you'll have to interview with the manager, but I'll put

in a good word.

If you still want to play memonics for all this, we can talk about it.

Maybe you try it for the school team, or you can coach kids.

Figure something out together.

Okay? Juntos.

Juntos. Juntos. Pero que juntos. Together.

Together. Together. Together.

Attention all passengers. We will now begin boarding flight

238 to Indianapolis at gate A.

Santi?

Hey.

Hey. What are you doing here, right? I just want to talk to you just for a

second. No, absolutely not. You've done enough damage. Leave my son alone.

Elena, please. Just two minutes. No, right. I would kill you right now, but

there are cameras there. No, Mom. It's okay.

No, Santi. Mami.

Está bien.

Listen, I... I'm sorry for all the stuff behind your back.

It was a jerk thing to do, and I understand you never wanted to see me

but I just wanted to tell you the truth before you left.

The truth about what? The best part about the past eight weeks.

It wasn't the golf.

It was the pickleball.

Pickleball? Yeah, and not just the pickleball. I mean, it's cooking and us

sitting around laughing and telling stories.

Throwing marshmallows at each other and playing slapjack and you trying to drive

the RV.

I mean, that was scary.

You're not a good driver.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're wrong.

I don't just care about the golf.

I don't give a shit about the golf. I give a shit about you more.

Santi, we're boarding.

And I just wanted you to hear that from me, okay?

You are my...

And that's got nothing to do with how well you swing a golf club.

That's just how we met.

Santi.

Yeah. Okay, you better go. And tell your mom I'm sorry.

I'm kind of scared to go near her.

What did he want?

Just said he was sorry.

Six passenger, please.

Yeah.

Hi, welcome aboard.

Hi, welcome aboard.

Perfect.

Bumpy bums.

What are you doing?

Come on.

Uh, I can't.

I need to talk to him. No, we're going. We're going.

You need to board. I'll be... Yeah.

Hijo, we're going.

No, I need to talk to Price.

No, Santi.

Santi.

No.

The dog. I need my dog.

I'm keeping my $300.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

But I only bought it because they made me to get through security.

Yeah, it's a non -refundable ticket, Per. It was just ten minutes ago. Wasn't

there a grace period?

No. When did grace period stop being a thing?

Price!

Price! Price!

What are you doing? You're going to miss your flight.

Okay.

I want to keep playing.

I think you should keep playing. No, I mean now. Look, I can't go back to

Indiana. You know, wondering what I could have done. I want to stay on the

with you. I want another shot.

We took our shots, huh? You walked off the U .S. amateur.

No, no, no. I'm not talking about the amateur.

I'm talking about the show.

The show? Yeah. I've been thinking about it, okay? I shot a 66 at Applebrook, 68

at Moorfield, 67 at Sandy Valley, and a crooked stick.

You were three under.

I've got a zero handicap. I know. So?

Whether it's at home, at work, or out on the golf course, things don't always go

as planned.

But with ReadySafe Insurance TrueForm Protection Plan, you'll always be ready

hit the next shot.

You got it. It's good.

What are you talking about?

I'll see you at this year's ReadySafe Invitational on August 14th in Tulsa.

Oklahoma. No, you can't be serious. Come on. Why not? Because it's totally

insane. That's why not. Insane, but doable.

Right? I mean, you know the guy.

Yeah. Sandy!

We're going to miss the plane. Mommy, no, Mommy, Mommy. I can't go back. Okay?

can't go back. I want to keep playing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going to have anything to do with this

man. No, Mom.

Stop.

Okay?

He lied to you.

They were white lies, and some of them I wouldn't even classify as that. It's

that gray area.

Shut your mouth right.

My job is to protect you.

And I'm not going to risk you getting hurt again. So if you want to play after

you graduate, we can talk about it. But until then, no.

I don't want to wait.

I want to do this now.

No, you have to trust me. No, you need to trust me, mami te amo. But I can't go

back to Indiana.

I mean, there's nothing there for me.

Please, I want to keep going.

What if something happens to you?

Something's definitely going to happen to me.

That's life.

Hijo de la fregada, you hurt my son again and I will fucking end you.

Understand? Comrades, I... Yes, ma 'am, I understand.

So... What does this mean?

The Ready, Safe Invitational. Are you stupid?

PGA rules says that anyone with a zero handicap is eligible to play in a PGA

event, and I have a zero handicap.

Right, so all Santi needs is a sponsor exemption.

Is he making this up?

No. It's a moonshot, but technically it's possible.

Exemptions are given out all the time. Oh, yeah, all the time. Well, Tiger,

Mickelson, Michelle Wee, they all got exemptions as amateurs.

Nick Dunlap got one last year, and he won the Amex.

Mitch, did I or did I not see my son devastado in the middle of the amateur

this fucking guy? Yeah, that's the pendejo right there. And now you want

play in a professional golf tournament?

No, hold on. This is his idea.

This is your idea?

Yeah.

Yeah. No, because I don't know which of you is the bigger idiot.

Oh, that would be Price, but Dante's running a close second. Okay, the ready

safe is next week, guys, so if we're going to do this, we have to move on it.

Okay, but why the ready safe?

He knows.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Because Clark Ross hosts the event, and he can hand out the exemption.

There you go.

But I thought you two hated each other, so why would he give you an exemption?

Oh, he won't give him anything.

He wouldn't give me the time of day. But sometimes somebody can be convinced.

Oh, yeah. You know? Yes, I do know.

Oh, okie doke.

I get it. You know what I mean? I get it, yeah.

Oh, Twinkle. What? Oh, Miss Twinkle. Why is it so funny?

Uh, well...

This would be the biggest hustle we have ever pulled off in our illustrious

career, my friend. Oh, indeed.

Oh, you're going to hustle him.

No, no, we're going to hustle him. Like we, meaning me?

Meaning all of us. Of course, to pull this off, we are going to need a roper.

Yeah.

We got one.

Hey, Nomad.

And she said, baby,

take me.

And I said, baby,

take me too.

She looked over with a part smile, coughed and twinkled, it could take a

while. In the money pile, on the dashboard, blood of the rain.

She said, ooh, baby, take me.

And I said, ooh, baby, take me too.