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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:10,376 ♪ Oh heart beating ♪ 2 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:13,479 ♪ Oh my heart is beating ♪ 3 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:16,548 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,385 ♪ Gonna have a beautiful weekend ♪ 5 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,787 ♪ With a beautiful lady ♪ 6 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:25,524 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 7 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:29,294 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 8 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:32,765 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 9 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:36,468 ♪ Takin' it easy at Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 10 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,404 ♪ Swimmin' and boozin' ♪ 11 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,571 ♪ Grillin' and schmoozin' ♪ 12 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,406 - Preston! 13 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,607 We're here. 14 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:42,474 - Yes! 15 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:52,317 - It says use side door. 16 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:53,619 ♪ Using the side door ♪ 17 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,487 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed ♪ 18 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:56,722 Preston! 19 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:21,547 - You woke me. 20 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,583 - Captain Hagen? 21 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,551 - Hãagen. 22 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:27,386 - Captain Hãagen. 23 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,420 I'm Preston Cooper. 24 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,421 - Yeah? 25 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:30,622 - This is my girlfriend, Sandra. 26 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,491 We have a reservation. 27 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,293 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:35,427 Of course, come in. 29 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:36,462 Come in. 30 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,431 - It's a pleasure to meet you. 31 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,800 - In Germany, we say "guten morgen." 32 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,635 It means "good morning." 33 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,271 - Uh, it's 1:15. 34 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,540 - Allow me one minute to get my hat. 35 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,745 - Wow, this place is really cool. 36 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,547 Right, honey? 37 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,782 - Yeah, it's cute. 38 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,585 But what is the deal with the captain? 39 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,753 - All the reviews said he's a great host. 40 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,322 I'm sure that now that he's awake, 41 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,790 he'll be much more professional. 42 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:11,196 - Pelton, Sasha, right this way. 43 00:02:11,198 --> 00:02:12,264 - It's Preston. 44 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:13,232 - And Sandra. 45 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,302 - Think we shoulda brought the kids. 46 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,237 - What are you talking about? 47 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,171 The whole point of this vacation 48 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,806 was to get away from the kids. 49 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,274 - I know, I just, 50 00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,511 I'm just worried about that babysitter. 51 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,714 She looks like she might be, you know, 52 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,749 sexually active. 53 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:31,650 - Shelley? 54 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:32,851 She's a sweetheart. 55 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,787 I am looking forward to us being, 56 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,223 you know, sexually active. 57 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:41,660 - So am I. 58 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,632 - Up we go. 59 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,411 Right through here. 60 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:04,683 Come on in. 61 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,584 Watch your head. 62 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:16,962 Oooo. 63 00:03:17,932 --> 00:03:19,398 - Use side door? 64 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,883 - Hurry up. 65 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,952 I have many guests arriving soon. 66 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,022 - Preston? 67 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,456 - I'm really stuck this time, honey. 68 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,526 - You should have told me you could not carry your own bags. 69 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:48,794 Felix! 70 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,229 - I can carry my own bags. 71 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:50,829 I just need to come up a real stair-- 72 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,431 - I am here, Papa. 73 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,498 - Felix, help this little man up the stairs. 74 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,566 - That's okay, I think I got it. 75 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:56,868 - Felix! 76 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:57,803 Schãtzchen schwein, 77 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,638 you must push harder! 78 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:00,806 - I try, Papa. 79 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:01,607 - Felix! 80 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:02,841 Push like you have 81 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,743 a poop stuck in your 82 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,478 arschloch! 83 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,313 - Yeah, Papa, I will. 84 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,717 I pushed out the poopie, Papa. 85 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:13,385 - What? 86 00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:15,521 I just don't get what was so great about Randy. 87 00:04:15,522 --> 00:04:17,656 I mean, he was anti-environment, anti-animal, 88 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:19,291 plus, he was mean to you. 89 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,025 - You're right. 90 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,893 I just need to break the bond. 91 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,328 - What bond? 92 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,563 - You know, like the chemical bond. 93 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:25,897 Like, I need to sleep with somebody else. 94 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,466 - Yeah, that's the spirit. 95 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:28,267 - Yeah! 96 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:29,268 I am gonna get laid. 97 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,669 - Yeah! 98 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:31,603 - Thank you. 99 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,405 Jared, you're an amazing friend 100 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,607 and hopefully you will find someone 101 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,676 to get laid with too this weekend. 102 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:39,811 - Yeah. 103 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:40,912 Yeah, that'd be nice. 104 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:49,288 - Preston? 105 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:51,556 - I'm all right. 106 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:52,691 I'm okay. 107 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:56,395 - The upper loft. 108 00:04:57,564 --> 00:04:58,997 - Is this our room? 109 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,432 - Of course it is. 110 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,601 - This isn't even a room, really. 111 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:03,568 There's no bed. 112 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,703 - You sleep here. 113 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:07,339 - On the floor? 114 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,878 - Felix! 115 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,345 Tell them I will be down in one minute. 116 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,716 - Papa will be down in a minute! 117 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:22,788 - Use side door. 118 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:26,925 - Captain. 119 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:27,926 Captain Hagen? 120 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:28,927 - Hãagen. 121 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,396 - I'm so sorry, Hãagen. 122 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,031 Lenny, Lenny Kahn. 123 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:33,865 This is my wife, Annabelle. 124 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,069 - Come in. 125 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:39,771 - Excuse me, you can't park here. 126 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,640 - You serious, bro? 127 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,575 This isn't a chill place to park? 128 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,676 - No, it's not. 129 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,578 You're in the middle of the yard. 130 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,816 - My wife, Christine 131 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,120 and my mother, Oma. 132 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,707 - Mrs. Hãagen, hello. 133 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:00,758 I'm Annabelle, this is my husband, Lenny. 134 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:01,893 Mrs. Hãagen? 135 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,729 - She can not hear you. 136 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:07,032 - Sorry, bro, time was of the essence. 137 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,634 Surf boards were getting a little loose. 138 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,737 You know how Rico is about his surfboard. 139 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,139 - I don't know who Rico is, 140 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:17,376 so how would I know how he is with his surfboard? 141 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,044 - Look at him. 142 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,069 - You need to move your car. 143 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,137 - No problemo. 144 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,773 As soon as Rico's done. 145 00:06:54,681 --> 00:06:56,948 - It is a beautiful room, Captain. 146 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,718 This is our first vacation in 11 years without the kids, 147 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,853 so we're not used to having our own room. 148 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,455 One question, where do we? 149 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:13,865 - Hello? 150 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,835 Anybody here? 151 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:17,736 - It's a really nice-- 152 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,373 - It's great. 153 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,106 Captain seems like a great guy. 154 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,141 - Yep, he does. 155 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:27,078 - Let's call the kids. 156 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:36,755 - Hello. 157 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:41,460 - Hello! 158 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,099 - I must apologize again for my mother. 159 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,602 She is afraid of strangers. 160 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,503 - Okay. 161 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,207 What the fuck? 162 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,846 - Why did you book a room with only one bed? 163 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,114 - I didn't, I asked for two. 164 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,483 I'll just sleep on the floor, it's fine. 165 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,651 - No, we can share the bed. 166 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,552 - Really? 167 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:08,787 - Yeah. 168 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,055 It'll be like sleeping next to my brother. 169 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,926 - When you said we were going to the Hamptons, 170 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:18,530 I pictured myself lying by the pool with a Cosmo, 171 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:22,868 not jammed into some attic like a bunch of old clothes. 172 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,269 - We're not Jammed in here. 173 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:25,871 There's plenty of space. 174 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,641 There's gotta be like 50 to 60 square feet up here. 175 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,977 And we got it all to ourselves. 176 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,144 I'm gonna check out the bathroom. 177 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,846 I'm sure it's lovely. 178 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,616 - What up, roomies? 179 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,020 - Oh my God. 180 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,802 - Captain, there are two other guys in our room. 181 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:59,304 - You share the room with them. 182 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,239 - I want to propose to my girlfriend this weekend. 183 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,074 She's not gonna say "yes" if she's trapped up there 184 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,809 with those two doofus surfers. 185 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:06,811 - When I wanted to impress my Christine, 186 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:08,947 I would take her to the bakery in the morning 187 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,982 to smell the fresh baked bread. 188 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,984 It delighted her so. 189 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:13,985 - What? 190 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:16,154 No, I need a better room 191 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,290 or my girlfriend's gonna make us leave. 192 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:19,591 - You seem like a good junge. 193 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:21,993 I'll tell you what I will do. 194 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,296 You can have my room, the master suite. 195 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:25,931 - Really? 196 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,799 - Costs you twice the price of your current room. 197 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,301 - Double the price, I can't afford that. 198 00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:31,803 I don't even wanna tell you how much I spent on the ring. 199 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,789 I'll be in debt forever. 200 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,774 - Do you want Felix to show you where the bakery is? 201 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:37,259 Felix! 202 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:38,743 - I don't wanna know where the bakery is. 203 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:41,179 I need to make a phone call or two. 204 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,848 Hey, Blake. 205 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:46,585 Sorry to call you like this but I am in a bit of a jam. 206 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,853 Cal, no, I'm good, listen. 207 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:49,854 Seth! 208 00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,957 I need to borrow some money. 209 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,358 Jeremy? 210 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,860 I'll pay you back as soon as I sell my novel. 211 00:09:56,863 --> 00:09:58,930 No, I understand. 212 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,632 I understand completely. 213 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,733 Don't worry about it. 214 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,072 Dad. 215 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,910 We'll take the master suite. 216 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,979 If you could just hold off on cashing this 217 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,914 for three business days. 218 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,949 - Wunderbar 219 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,870 - This is so much better, right honey? 220 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,957 - Yeah, I love it. 221 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:42,941 Okay, dad, we gotta go. 222 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,242 - Wait, don't hang up! 223 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,076 Damn it. 224 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,046 - Put down the phone 225 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:50,115 and pay attention to me. 226 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,392 - Let's go meet the neighbors. 227 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,826 - What neighbors? 228 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,862 - Oh my God, I have a unibrow in this picture. 229 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,729 - Let me see. 230 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:05,363 - No. 231 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,831 - Knock, knock. 232 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,333 We're the neighbors, Lenny and Annabelle. 233 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,769 - Okay, hi, I'm Kate. 234 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,003 - I love your top. 235 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,104 - Thank you. 236 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,204 - And you are? - Jared. 237 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,007 - Jared! What do you do, young man? 238 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,042 - I'm a software designer. 239 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,977 - Oh, great, I have a computer. 240 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,679 - Okay. 241 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:24,382 - I sell office furniture but my real passion is bees. 242 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:25,316 - Bees? 243 00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,985 - Do you like bees, Jared? 244 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,386 - No. 245 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,421 - Oh. 246 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:31,389 Do you like chocolate? 247 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,424 - Sure. 248 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,693 - You can have the rest. 249 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:35,694 - No, thank you. 250 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,962 - We've been married 23 years. 251 00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,298 We have two kids, Maggie and Jimmy. 252 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,900 Look, there they are. 253 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,034 - Gotcha. 254 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,103 - Do you guys have any kids? 255 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:46,505 - No. 256 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,906 - She doesn't even have an engagement ring. 257 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,841 - Why would you assume she would have the engagement ring? 258 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,443 Why couldn't I have the engagement ring? 259 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:53,178 It's gender normatize. 260 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,046 - Afraid to commit, huh? 261 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,347 I remember that time. 262 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,049 I'm going to have to sleep with only this woman 263 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,050 for the rest of my life? 264 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,018 What?! 265 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,152 Here's the thing, Junior-- 266 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,253 - We're just friends. 267 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,488 - What? 268 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,423 - Yeah, we've been best friends since college. 269 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,281 - Down! 270 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,015 - I've got it, I've got it. 271 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:31,750 - Time! 272 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:32,517 Flip it up. 273 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,185 - He's beautiful. 274 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,188 Like I can't even handle it. 275 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,223 - You're beautiful. 276 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,091 - I know. 277 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,026 But seriously, like, 278 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,394 who has abs like that? 279 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,196 Like, oh my God. 280 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,272 - Yo, Captain. 281 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:57,041 Me and Rico wanna practice in the water. 282 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,444 Is it safe to go in the bay here? 283 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,179 - Yeah, why not? 284 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,449 - We didn't know if there were jellyfish and sharks. 285 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,053 - Or swordfish. 286 00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,055 We don't wanna get stabbed. 287 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,090 - True. 288 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,794 - I was having a father-son talk with Felix 289 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,196 about what it means to be a man. 290 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,231 Perhaps you would like to listen. 291 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,136 - Actually, we're just in the middle of a practice sesh-- 292 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,271 - Sit down. 293 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,405 - Okay. 294 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:32,811 - Hey, looks like everyone's hanging out in the backyard. 295 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,813 - The fish inside a jellyfish. 296 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,048 This fish is swimming. 297 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,083 - Oh God, here come the neighbors. 298 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,201 - Ugh. 299 00:13:40,202 --> 00:13:41,318 Let's pretend like we're making out. 300 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,453 - Wait, what? 301 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:47,091 - Let's go see what those guys are doing. 302 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,194 - I think you wanna be the jellyfish. 303 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,864 - Hey, guys, mind if we join you? 304 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,499 - Oh, you're welcome. 305 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,235 However, I'm afraid it is for men only. 306 00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,269 - Oh. 307 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,888 Okay. 308 00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:01,506 I guess I'll catch up with you later, dear. 309 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,150 So, what're we talking about? 310 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,117 Sports? 311 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,919 Meat? 312 00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:15,620 Bees? 313 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,357 - Well actually, I was teaching my son and the junge 314 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:22,160 what it means to be a man. 315 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,895 So prepare to listen. 316 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:27,265 - With all due respect, Captain, I'm a father myself. 317 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,200 I'm not sure I need any lessons. 318 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,870 - Well then perhaps you have something to teach. 319 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,758 - Hey, what happened? 320 00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,242 - I don't know but they say it's men only. 321 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,445 - That's so sexiest. 322 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,616 It's discriminatory against women. 323 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:46,317 - Why don't you hang out with us? 324 00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,218 - Kate. 325 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,386 - What? I feel bad. 326 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,256 Seriously, pop a squat. 327 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,224 - Okay. 328 00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,564 Oh, I'm sorry. 329 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,299 - No, no, no, it's okay. 330 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,533 Really, I'll sit on the ground. 331 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,935 - I'll get up. 332 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,470 - No, I'll sit on the ground, it's okay. 333 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,575 - My dad was a dick pretty much all the time, 334 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,311 so the only thing I've learned from him 335 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,546 was how to be an asshole. 336 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:16,648 - Yeah. 337 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,249 Felix is a mother's boy too. 338 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,351 - I am? 339 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,552 - Yes you are. 340 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,655 Your mother, may she rest in heaven, 341 00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:25,189 treated you like a baby, 342 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:28,326 so you did not become a man. 343 00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:31,329 And even though you are 19 years old, you are still a baby. 344 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,033 - I don't want to be a baby. 345 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,335 - I think what the captain's trying to say 346 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:41,572 is when you grow up you have to start doing things yourself. 347 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:45,410 You can't rely on your parents anymore. 348 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,978 - Danke, Dennis. 349 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:47,712 - Yeah. 350 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,982 Dankadens. 351 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,250 That was deep. 352 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,935 - Did you just call me-- 353 00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,619 - In Germany, when we agree with something that was said, 354 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,689 we say "stimmt." 355 00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:00,158 It means "I agree." 356 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,025 - Stimmt. 357 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,261 Cool. 358 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,199 - What about you, Dennis? 359 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,534 - Lenny. 360 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:10,635 - What troubles you? 361 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,371 - Nothing. 362 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,205 I'm great. 363 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,573 Glad to be here. 364 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,241 - I could not help but notice 365 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,078 that you gleefully sent your wife away like she was 366 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,747 a Jew in France in 1393. 367 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,515 - What? 368 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,252 I don't, I didn't. 369 00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,755 I don't get the France reference, 370 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,357 I mean, my wife is Jewish, 371 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,459 but I didn't gleefully. 372 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:38,296 You said men only, so technically you sent her away. 373 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,165 Guys? 374 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,066 Back me up? 375 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,670 Does anyone else wanna say something? 376 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,440 Hello? 377 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,275 Hi, hi! 378 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:52,377 Hi, sir! 379 00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:54,679 Coming to join our meeting? 380 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,114 - What? 381 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,448 No, I just wanna ask the captain something. 382 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,300 - What is it, Pelton? 383 00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:01,151 - Do you have those things that we talked about earlier? 384 00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,020 - Yeah. 385 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,023 Okay, junge. 386 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,491 We must adjourn the meeting. 387 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,226 We meet again tomorrow. 388 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,164 - Stimmt. 389 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,601 - Good, junge. Good. 390 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,336 - Good, junge. Good. 391 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,573 - Bro, what're you doing? 392 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,442 - Good, junge. Good. 393 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,210 - Felix! 394 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,378 Felix, you touch too much. 395 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,447 - Good, junge. Good! 396 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,315 - Come, come, come. 397 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,406 Christine used to keep candles here, somewhere. 398 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,575 - We haven't been properly introduced. 399 00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,243 Lenny, Lenny Kahn. 400 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,311 - Hi. 401 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,512 I'm Preston Cooper. 402 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,514 - What're you fellas up to? 403 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,850 - I asked the captain to find some candles for me. 404 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,486 I'm gonna make a candlelit dinner for my girlfriend. 405 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,720 - Oh, great. 406 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,456 That's so romantic. 407 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,723 - Thanks. 408 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,859 - Do you mind if my wife and I join you? 409 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:15,760 - What's that? 410 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,398 - Captain, I'm home! 411 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,671 - Why are you taking so many pictures? 412 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,539 - Send to my kids. 413 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,809 This is daddy's new friend, Preston. 414 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,745 We're cooking dinner together. 415 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:35,880 Oh. 416 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,348 "Who gives a crap?" 417 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,117 Wasn't very nice. 418 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,587 Oh, smell that. 419 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,689 The ladies are gonna love it. 420 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,457 This is romantic. 421 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,593 All of us having dinner together. 422 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,662 - All of us having dinner together outside 423 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,132 but each person will have their own space. 424 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,134 - Well, I would hope so 425 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,535 because I'm not sitting on your lap. 426 00:18:59,873 --> 00:19:00,738 - Maybe I'm not being clear. 427 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,306 You will be on the deck 428 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,442 and I'm gonna be on the bay side. 429 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,095 It's kind of a special dinner for me, 430 00:19:07,096 --> 00:19:09,747 so I am gonna keep our line demarcation where it is, okay? 431 00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,417 - We're not at war, are we? 432 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:15,753 - Not yet. 433 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,642 - Where are we going? 434 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,744 - You'll see. 435 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,452 Wait, stay here for one second, honey. 436 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,620 - Preston, what do you mean? 437 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,921 - No! No! No! No! 438 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:57,955 - What up, roomie? 439 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,590 I mean, ex-roomie. 440 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,325 - What the hell are you guys doing? 441 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,694 I made that dinner for me and my girlfriend! 442 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:04,528 - What? 443 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,497 Oh, shit. 444 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,898 We thought it was for us. 445 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,735 - Why would I make dinner for you? 446 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,403 - We didn't know you made it. 447 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,589 We thought it was the captain. 448 00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,774 You know, they charge it to the room and shit. 449 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,285 - Okay. - Preston? 450 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,387 - It's going to be okay. We're gonna get a different dinner. 451 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,621 Just come this way. 452 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,289 We're hanging up now. 453 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:31,889 - Love you, bye. 454 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,962 - Surprise. 455 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,565 We are having dinner with Lenny and, 456 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,568 um, his wife. 457 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,638 - Oh, wow. 458 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,579 - Now the life of the hive is no picnic. 459 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,548 You know, there's a lot of work. 460 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,850 Those bees work themselves to death 461 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,753 and guess who does all the work. 462 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,989 When they have sex with the queen, 463 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,424 they die. 464 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:08,926 Can you believe it? 465 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,394 That's their life. 466 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:11,962 The queen does, on her maiden flight, 467 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,464 when she's just hatched, 468 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,666 she flies out into that drone cloud. 469 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,602 A lot of people think it's the males but it's not. 470 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:19,870 They're the drone bees 471 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,539 and they don't do a thing. 472 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,873 They get blocked out of the hive. 473 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,408 They freeze to death. 474 00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:27,378 That's what some women should do 475 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,413 to deadbeat boyfriends, right? 476 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,916 - I have to go to bed. 477 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,651 - What about dessert? 478 00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:34,585 - Goodnight. 479 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,354 - She's not a big desert person. 480 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,488 - Ah. 481 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:39,023 Well, I'll save you a slice. 482 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,424 - Great, thanks. 483 00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:41,125 Goodnight. 484 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:43,828 - Goodnight. 485 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:55,773 Hey, fellas! 486 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,475 You want some pie? 487 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,910 We can't possibly eat this whole thing ourself. 488 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:02,780 - Oh, hell yeah. 489 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,819 I feel bad though. 490 00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,921 He made it special for his girl and shit. 491 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,391 - You didn't do it on purpose, right? 492 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:14,625 - No, man. 493 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,760 We thought it was in there for us. 494 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,795 - No, thanks, I don't smoke. 495 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:18,963 - Why not? 496 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,798 - He had a bad experience in college. 497 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,666 Talks about it all the time. 498 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:23,868 - What happened? 499 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,102 - Nothing, 500 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:28,072 I just freaked out and everyone made fun of me. 501 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,708 - Come on, man, you're amongst friends. 502 00:23:30,710 --> 00:23:32,843 Nobody's gonna make fun of you. 503 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:33,844 - I don't know. 504 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,813 - No one's gonna make fun of you. 505 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:36,647 - I ju-- 506 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:37,815 - Hit it now! 507 00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:47,591 - Yes! 508 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,693 - You had two cookies. 509 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:50,828 - That's a lie. 510 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,730 - There were four on the plate 511 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:55,533 and I ate two and you ate two. 512 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:56,200 - Stop. 513 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:14,268 - What's wrong? 514 00:24:14,269 --> 00:24:15,718 - I thought I butt Skyped the kids 515 00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:17,121 and they saw me smoking pot. 516 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:20,791 What was that look? 517 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:21,725 - What look? 518 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,561 - That look you just gave Rico. 519 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:24,662 Was that about me? 520 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:25,629 Are you making fun of me? 521 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:28,149 - No. 522 00:24:28,150 --> 00:24:28,766 I mean, yeah, it was about you 523 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,801 but we weren't making fun of you. 524 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,739 - What's so funny? 525 00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:36,974 Are you laughing at me? 526 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,878 - I was just thinking about the last time I smoked. 527 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,582 Are you feeling all right, dear? 528 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:46,217 - No, I'm not feeling all right. 529 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,686 I have to lay down. 530 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:54,492 - Uh, thanks for dessert and stuff. 531 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,860 We'll take care of the pipe. 532 00:25:04,871 --> 00:25:05,970 - Hello? 533 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:07,638 Lenny? 534 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:17,047 - Preston, 535 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,816 are you okay? 536 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,251 - Oh yeah, I'm fine, honey. 537 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:21,719 I'll be out in a second. 538 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:32,162 Honey? 539 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,164 Do you mind taking off your mask? 540 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:39,236 ♪ Preston's got something he wants to show you ♪ 541 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,573 - Yo, Preston, can we come in? 542 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,810 Preston, we brought you a piece of pie. 543 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,880 Sandra, we would've brought you one 544 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,783 but Lenny said you don't get down with desserts. 545 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,268 - What? 546 00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:55,752 - Darren, you can't come into our room. 547 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,021 - I hope we're not interrupting. 548 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:57,855 - You are. 549 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,323 - But me and Rico, 550 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:01,992 we feel really bad about fucking up your dinner 551 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,827 and we wanna take you out for drinks. 552 00:26:03,829 --> 00:26:06,964 We're headed to the bar right now. 553 00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:07,998 You cats ready to roll? 554 00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:10,968 - We're in bed. 555 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,073 So, no. 556 00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:27,918 - Yeah. 557 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:32,723 Hello? 558 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:36,860 Dennis? 559 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:40,064 Dennis? 560 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,666 Dennis? 561 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:56,113 Felix! 562 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,014 - Yes, Papa. 563 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,351 - Come with me, now. 564 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:01,952 - I'm busy. 565 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,321 - Let go of your schmeckel and come help me. 566 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,323 - It feels very good, Papa. 567 00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:09,026 Can I help you and hold my schmeckel at the same time? 568 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:13,731 - One of our guests is dead on the deck! 569 00:27:13,733 --> 00:27:14,865 - Who is it? 570 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:15,766 - Dennis. 571 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:18,369 - Who? 572 00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:19,370 - The bald man who wants everyone 573 00:27:19,372 --> 00:27:21,939 to see pictures of his children. 574 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:22,973 - Oh, him? 575 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,943 I thought his name was Lenny. 576 00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,078 - Whatever his name is, 577 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,048 we must get rid of his body! 578 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,183 Or else we will be run out of town 579 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,987 like the Muslims were run out of Spain in 1609. 580 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,122 So come on! 581 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:40,824 - Yah! 582 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:19,263 Is this good, Papa? 583 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:20,197 - Okay. 584 00:28:29,442 --> 00:28:30,474 Dennis! 585 00:28:30,476 --> 00:28:31,341 Gottverdammt! 586 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:32,309 He lives! 587 00:28:32,311 --> 00:28:33,744 - What happened?! 588 00:28:33,746 --> 00:28:35,112 - We threw you in the water. 589 00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:36,013 - What?! 590 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:37,114 Why did you do that? 591 00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,415 - We thought you were dead. 592 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,017 - I'm not dead! 593 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:41,085 - You were lying there. 594 00:28:41,087 --> 00:28:42,252 You seemed dead. 595 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:43,954 - Didn't you check my pulse? 596 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:44,888 - No. 597 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,523 We had to get rid of the body. 598 00:28:46,524 --> 00:28:48,157 Do you have any idea what would happen if anyone found out? 599 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,426 - No, I don't! 600 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,995 - We would be run out of Spain like the Muslims. 601 00:28:51,997 --> 00:28:52,830 - What?! 602 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,131 - Oh, come in, come in. 603 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:55,966 We will take care of you. 604 00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,901 Felix will microwave you some soup. 605 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:58,802 Campbell's. 606 00:28:58,804 --> 00:28:59,436 Have you had it? 607 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:00,971 Oh, it's delicious. 608 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:07,945 - I'm gonna go take a hot bath. 609 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,213 - Oh, can I join? 610 00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:11,749 - I mean, I should probably wash off first 611 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,851 if we're gonna get naked together, right? 612 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,994 - Would you like some bread? 613 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:26,447 - No, thank you. 614 00:29:26,448 --> 00:29:28,899 - Not the Vunderbread you have down at the deli. 615 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:33,771 But some real German bread. 616 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:34,471 Okay. 617 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,173 Hi. 618 00:29:42,148 --> 00:29:43,847 - Oh. 619 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:44,782 That is good bread. 620 00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:49,186 - Here. 621 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,087 Good. 622 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:14,044 - That was a fantastic date. 623 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,248 Do you wanna go back to my bedroom? 624 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,818 - Well, 625 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,086 that all depends on the size of your 626 00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:23,987 baggage. 627 00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,864 - That's right, 628 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:37,201 I'm Barry Largo and this is my Penis Enlargement Program. 629 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,474 Welcome back to the Barry Largo 630 00:30:44,476 --> 00:30:46,343 Penis Enlargement Program. 631 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,878 All right, guys, 632 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,546 get a bunch of lube on your cocks 633 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:52,482 because this is gonna be a real workout. 634 00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:54,251 Once you're fully lubed up, 635 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,421 take your thumb and your forefinger 636 00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,957 and put on the base of your penis. 637 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,525 Then with your other hand, 638 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,360 firmly stretch 639 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:06,196 and push. 640 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,265 What you're doing here is pushing the blood 641 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:11,068 up your penis to the head 642 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:14,238 and you're gonna get more girth, more length. 643 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,405 And that's what we all want. 644 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:17,474 That's what the ladies want. 645 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,978 Girls love big dicks. 646 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,379 - Did you get some work done? 647 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,448 - Yeah, work was good 648 00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:25,349 and done. 649 00:31:26,886 --> 00:31:29,086 - Thank you so much for this. 650 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,588 This is exactly what I needed. 651 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:37,327 What're you doing? 652 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,229 - What're you doing? 653 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,330 - You just kissed me. 654 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:42,065 - You just kissed me. 655 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:45,135 - I was trying to kiss you on the cheek. 656 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:48,105 - I was trying to kiss you on the cheek. 657 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:48,972 - Okay. 658 00:32:19,238 --> 00:32:20,404 - Where have you been? 659 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:22,239 - Nowhere. 660 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,207 Captain thought I was dead 661 00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:26,143 so he and Felix threw me into the bay. 662 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:28,578 Goodnight. 663 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:29,479 - What? 664 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:32,149 Seriously, where were you? 665 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:33,383 - I just told you. 666 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:35,319 - You expect me to believe that story? 667 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,120 - Annabelle, where else would I be? 668 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,189 - I don't know, you're not here. 669 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,158 The whole point of this trip 670 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,643 was for us to spend time together. 671 00:32:42,644 --> 00:32:44,127 You've been avoiding me the entire time. 672 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,462 - What're you talking about? 673 00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,197 We're having a great trip together. 674 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:48,098 - Lenny, 675 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,334 you're not hearing me. 676 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:51,468 I'm really upset. 677 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,403 We have a problem. 678 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,975 - I don't know what to say. 679 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:00,043 I love you? 680 00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:02,546 - Forget it. 681 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:32,042 - I would like to see you kiss a real woman goodnight 682 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,345 instead of an urn full of ashes. 683 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,048 - Gute nacht, Oma. 684 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:41,018 - Okay. 685 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,693 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 686 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,310 - Hi. 687 00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:08,412 - Hey. 688 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:13,383 - Uh, I'm just gonna go downstairs. 689 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:21,358 - Preston? 690 00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,693 Yo, Preston? 691 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:25,362 Preston! 692 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:26,730 Are you awake? 693 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:27,664 - I am now. 694 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,399 What're you doing in our room? 695 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,068 - Do you have any condoms? 696 00:34:32,204 --> 00:34:35,138 At least one but if you have two, great. 697 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:38,208 Rico usually likes to go for a second round. 698 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:39,376 - I don't have any condoms! 699 00:34:39,378 --> 00:34:40,377 Get out of our room! 700 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:42,112 - Are you sure? 701 00:34:42,113 --> 00:34:43,846 - Yes, I'm sure, Sandra is on birth control. 702 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,148 Get out of here! 703 00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:47,517 - Oh, shit. 704 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:48,485 Thanks anyway. 705 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:49,319 - Okay. 706 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:54,524 - Preston? 707 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:55,459 - What? 708 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:56,493 - Goodnight. 709 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:57,561 - Goodnight! 710 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,534 - Yo, Rico. 711 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,270 No-go on the glove-o. 712 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,638 She's on the pilly. 713 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,640 - That works, ask her for one. 714 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:11,508 - Good call. 715 00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:16,880 Sandra. 716 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:20,283 Sandra. 717 00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:21,718 - Darren, don't you dare! 718 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,752 - Don't worry, Preston. 719 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,554 I'm not gonna bother you again. 720 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:26,189 I have a question for Sandra. 721 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:28,191 Sandra, are you awake? 722 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:29,126 - What? 723 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:29,860 - Do you think I could barrow 724 00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:31,828 one of your birth control pills? 725 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,363 It's for Rico. 726 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:34,764 - Are you serious? 727 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,466 - No, shit, 728 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:38,301 not for Rico to take. 729 00:35:38,303 --> 00:35:40,804 See, he's working his magic on a lady 730 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,772 and stupid me forgot the condoms 731 00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:45,308 and Preston said that you have some, so. 732 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:50,480 - Okay, you know that's not how birth control works, right? 733 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:53,350 You can't just take it right before sex. 734 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:54,551 - Can you take them after sex? 735 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,236 - No. 736 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:57,920 It takes like a month before it starts to work. 737 00:35:57,923 --> 00:35:58,822 - Really? 738 00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:01,424 That's stupid. 739 00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:02,559 - Get out of our room! 740 00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,561 - I'm out! I'm out! 741 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:05,795 I'll see you guys tomorrow. 742 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:16,439 - Oh my God. 743 00:36:26,451 --> 00:36:28,518 - What're you doing? 744 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,220 - I have to use the toilet. 745 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:31,588 - Felix, you can't come into our room 746 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,323 without announcing yourself. 747 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,558 - I need to go pee-pee. 748 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:37,627 - Get out! 749 00:37:10,529 --> 00:37:12,529 - Jared, what's up bro? 750 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:21,371 - Hey. 751 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:26,509 What're you doing? 752 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:27,711 - Nothing. 753 00:37:27,713 --> 00:37:28,878 - Is that alcohol? 754 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,255 - Sounds like he's trying too hard. 755 00:37:38,257 --> 00:37:38,922 - Yeah. 756 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,425 He's always putting on a show for me. 757 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,527 I thought he was really funny and clever at first 758 00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:47,030 but now it's getting kind of annoying. 759 00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,431 Preston means well 760 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,634 but he doesn't have any fun anymore. 761 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,373 - It's a little harsh. 762 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,474 Watch out. 763 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,810 - Oh my God. 764 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,913 Thanks for warning me ahead of time. 765 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,515 - Sorry. 766 00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,317 - I'm just kidding, don't worry about it. 767 00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,364 - Honey, where were you? 768 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,502 - Shit! 769 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:31,041 - Yes! 770 00:38:31,043 --> 00:38:31,941 Randy! 771 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,812 - Um, my name's not Randy. 772 00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,781 - Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 773 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:38,882 Keep going. 774 00:38:38,884 --> 00:38:40,650 - Wait. 775 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,385 Is my name Randy? 776 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:45,955 You know the sex is good 777 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:48,858 when you can't remember your own name. 778 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,726 - Yeah! 779 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:50,827 - Randy. 780 00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:53,463 Randy? 781 00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:56,733 Randy? 782 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:59,703 - I'm sorry, can you please just be quiet? 783 00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:00,770 - Ran 784 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,639 Dee. 785 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:06,910 - So what's the deal with you and Kate? 786 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,513 - No deal, we're friends. 787 00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:17,487 - This is disgusting. 788 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,023 Pretty sure it's cooking brandy. 789 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,691 - Well it's doing the trick. 790 00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,595 - You won't believe what just happened with Darren. 791 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,664 He came into my room. 792 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,733 He thought that you could use birth control pills 793 00:39:29,735 --> 00:39:31,368 like a condom. 794 00:39:33,638 --> 00:39:35,839 - God, they're so stupid, both of them. 795 00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:36,673 I mean, 796 00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:39,542 "Hey, I'm Rico. 797 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,611 "Work out, bro? 798 00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:43,679 "I've got two six packs because one wasn't enough." 799 00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:45,582 - "Yo, brah. 800 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:46,883 "Like, I'm Darren 801 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,952 "and I'm like so good at surfing 802 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:51,087 "I could just like do it in the yard." 803 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:54,824 - You saw them surfing in the yard today? 804 00:39:54,826 --> 00:39:56,092 Did you see them while they were in the bay? 805 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:56,926 - They were? 806 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:58,595 - Surfing? 807 00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:00,096 - There are no waves. 808 00:40:00,098 --> 00:40:00,930 - I know. 809 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:03,900 Wait, wait, wait. 810 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,669 This morning they pulled in, 811 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:08,738 Darren was in the passenger's seat, right, 812 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:13,610 and Rico was behind the car kissing his surfboard. 813 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:15,162 - What? 814 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:16,713 - Then he poured a bottle of water on his head 815 00:40:16,715 --> 00:40:17,781 and shook his head around 816 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:20,817 like he was a Victoria Secret model. 817 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,054 I really don't like that guy. 818 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,216 Where were you? 819 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,652 - Hey, just went to the bathroom. 820 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:57,987 - For two hours? 821 00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,189 - Yeah, I couldn't sleep, 822 00:40:59,191 --> 00:41:02,058 so I took a walk around the neighborhood. 823 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,269 - Felix! 824 00:41:12,270 --> 00:41:13,603 - What the fuck are you doing?! 825 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:14,904 - I'm announcing myself. 826 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:21,945 - Oh my God. 827 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:42,932 - Felix! 828 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,150 - Good morning, beautiful. 829 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,289 ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ 830 00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:09,092 ♪ In the morning, Preston's girl ♪ 831 00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:12,695 ♪ Is so beautiful ♪ 832 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:14,030 ♪ Every morning, waking up ♪ 833 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,032 - Preston, please stop. 834 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,600 - All right. 835 00:42:17,602 --> 00:42:19,836 Well, I got an idea for you. 836 00:42:19,838 --> 00:42:21,137 ♪ Breakfast in bed ♪ 837 00:42:21,139 --> 00:42:22,906 ♪ Breakfast in bed ♪ 838 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,841 ♪ Preston's gonna get you some breakfast in bed ♪ 839 00:42:25,911 --> 00:42:27,277 Darren? 840 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:28,644 I swear to God if you're coming in to. 841 00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,014 - Sardine? 842 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,182 - What? No. 843 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,985 I was just gonna go out and get some breakfast. 844 00:42:35,987 --> 00:42:37,987 - This is breakfast. 845 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:38,922 - Are you kidding me? 846 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,327 - Sardine? 847 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:46,596 - Fuck, Felix, you can't come into our room like that! 848 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:53,002 - Darren, Rico? 849 00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,004 We going to the beach or what? 850 00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,606 - Yo, Darren, come on let's go. 851 00:42:56,608 --> 00:43:00,243 - Hey, okay, but don't bang her out again. 852 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:03,580 I'm telling you, Jared was really pissed. 853 00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:05,615 - All right, all right. 854 00:43:05,617 --> 00:43:06,816 - Darren, Rico! 855 00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:07,884 Let's go! 856 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:11,754 - Whoa! 857 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:12,989 Shit! 858 00:43:12,991 --> 00:43:14,657 This place is like a haunted house. 859 00:43:14,659 --> 00:43:15,959 - Sardine? 860 00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:16,859 - Oh, hell yeah. 861 00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,165 - Guys, let's go. 862 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,132 - All right, yo. 863 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:27,070 - Hold up! 864 00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:30,223 - Where's Jared? 865 00:43:30,224 --> 00:43:32,074 - I don't know, he said he had a lot of work to do. 866 00:43:32,077 --> 00:43:34,310 - Oh, bummer. 867 00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:38,715 - Felix, are you coming to the beach with us? 868 00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:41,117 - Double bummer. 869 00:43:59,704 --> 00:44:00,803 - That's what we all want. 870 00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,338 That's what the ladies want. 871 00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:07,110 Girls love big dicks! 872 00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:14,751 - Hello? 873 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:21,024 - So keep pushing. 874 00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:23,993 Keep pushing the blood up to the head. 875 00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,328 Up to the head. 876 00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:26,429 Three more. 877 00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:28,064 Two. 878 00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:29,165 One. 879 00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:31,834 Zero, all right guys. 880 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:34,103 Shake it out, shake it out, yeah. 881 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:35,905 So, let's switch it up. 882 00:44:35,907 --> 00:44:38,141 Put your right hand around the base of the penis 883 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:40,343 and with your left hand 884 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:43,012 push the blood to the head. 885 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,114 Push the blood to the head. 886 00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:49,185 - Felix, what the fuck? 887 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,953 Get out from underneath there! 888 00:44:51,956 --> 00:44:53,556 Dude, I told you, 889 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,157 you can't keep coming into our room like that! 890 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,027 - Is that what I must do to make the sex? 891 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:58,995 - What? 892 00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:02,665 - That. 893 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:03,965 Is that what I must do to make the sex? 894 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,869 - Why are you asking me that question? 895 00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:10,173 - I want to make the sex. 896 00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:12,141 Must I make my schmeckel bigger? 897 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,877 - Your schmeckel? 898 00:45:16,147 --> 00:45:18,981 - Up your penis to the head. 899 00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:20,983 This causes enlargement. 900 00:45:20,985 --> 00:45:22,985 The blood causes enlargement. 901 00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:24,120 Say it with me, guys. 902 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:19,342 - What're you doing, bro? 903 00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:20,543 Jared, remember? 904 00:46:20,545 --> 00:46:22,145 - I'm sorry. 905 00:46:22,147 --> 00:46:25,314 Kate makes me forget about things. 906 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:27,049 - I know, bro. 907 00:46:27,051 --> 00:46:28,117 I know. 908 00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:32,789 - Captain? 909 00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,090 Captain? 910 00:46:34,092 --> 00:46:35,258 Captain? 911 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:36,159 Captain? 912 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:38,094 Captain, can I talk to you for a second? 913 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:39,428 - What is it, Pelton? 914 00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:41,230 - People keep coming into our room. 915 00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:42,331 Darren, Rico, Felix. 916 00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,000 It's unacceptable. 917 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:45,067 - Come with me. 918 00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:46,235 We will talk about it. 919 00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:48,070 - Come where you where? 920 00:46:48,072 --> 00:46:49,872 - Sorry, bro. 921 00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:52,909 I wanted to make it up to you that we took your dinner. 922 00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:56,078 And then I thought, who better to ask for a condom 923 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,148 than the guy banging out the hottest girl in the house? 924 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:02,451 - Darren, you can't come into our room uninvited. 925 00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:04,187 - Did I interrupt something? 926 00:47:04,189 --> 00:47:06,322 You seem like you guys were just chilling. 927 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,090 - It doesn't matter what we were doing. 928 00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:10,193 You can't come into our room. 929 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:13,596 But, as a matter of fact, you did interrupt something. 930 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:16,232 I've been trying to propose to my girlfriend all weekend 931 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:18,201 and you guys keep messing it up. 932 00:47:18,203 --> 00:47:19,468 - Are you serious, bro? 933 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:22,305 Shit! 934 00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:25,141 - We cockblocked our boy Preston. 935 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:27,977 We promised never to cockblock any of our boys. 936 00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:28,878 - Shit! 937 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:30,947 Shit. 938 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:33,015 I fucked it up. 939 00:47:34,152 --> 00:47:35,218 I'm worthless. 940 00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:38,120 I'm a worthless piece of shit. 941 00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:40,289 - Is that what you believe 942 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:42,992 or is that what your father says about you? 943 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:44,193 - Huh? 944 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:45,428 - Well, it is one thing for your father 945 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:46,929 to say something about you 946 00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,165 but it is another for you to believe it. 947 00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:53,536 - Darren, I didn't mean to single you out. 948 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,204 - As for you, Pelton. 949 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:57,473 You blame the junge for blocking your cock, 950 00:47:57,475 --> 00:48:00,409 but you could be asking your lady's hand in marriage 951 00:48:00,411 --> 00:48:02,278 as we speak, could you not? 952 00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,180 - I'm not gonna propose in the middle of the day. 953 00:48:04,182 --> 00:48:05,414 - Why not? 954 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,382 - Because we just got back from the beach. 955 00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:07,617 Everyone's just hanging around. 956 00:48:09,587 --> 00:48:11,287 - What is really stopping you? 957 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:13,289 - I need everything to be perfect. 958 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:14,257 - Why? 959 00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:16,359 - Because it's a proposal. 960 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:18,928 - What are you afraid of? 961 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:19,562 - What do you think? 962 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:21,163 That she'll say no. 963 00:48:21,165 --> 00:48:23,032 - Yeah, now we're getting somewhere. 964 00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:26,002 Why are you afraid? 965 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:29,038 - I just am. 966 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,340 - Preston, I've been there. 967 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,242 I had a million doubts running through my head 968 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,944 when I proposed to Annabelle. 969 00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:38,047 You just gotta go for it. 970 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:39,348 She'll say yes. 971 00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:45,521 - Oh my Lord, are they having another men's meeting? 972 00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:46,489 - Yep. 973 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:48,958 - Hey, are you okay? 974 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,259 - I'm a little tired. 975 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:52,261 I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 976 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:55,097 Someone was having very loud sex. 977 00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,849 - Oh. 978 00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:58,600 - I thought you and Jared were just friends. 979 00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,136 - Oh, we are. 980 00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:01,003 - Well then who? 981 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,040 - Rico. 982 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,076 - Wow. 983 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,244 How did that happen? 984 00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,713 - No, I don't want that. 985 00:49:10,715 --> 00:49:11,714 - What do you want? 986 00:49:12,984 --> 00:49:14,583 - I wanna make love to my wife. 987 00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:17,353 - And what is stopping you? 988 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:18,454 - I don't know. 989 00:49:20,558 --> 00:49:23,359 I know it sounds terrible but 990 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:25,361 I'm just not attracted to her anymore. 991 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:33,703 I'm sorry. 992 00:49:33,705 --> 00:49:35,171 I don't know what to do. 993 00:50:11,776 --> 00:50:14,377 - I can't believe you're mad that I proposed to you. 994 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:16,412 - It was so embarrassing! 995 00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:18,080 Why would you think it was a good idea 996 00:50:18,082 --> 00:50:20,383 to gather all the people in the restaurant around our table 997 00:50:20,385 --> 00:50:22,051 and then propose to me? 998 00:50:22,053 --> 00:50:23,552 - Because I wanted to make it special. 999 00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:26,655 - And that song, oh my God. 1000 00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:28,591 - Baby, you love my songs. 1001 00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:29,658 - Preston, 1002 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:32,428 I can't stand your songs. 1003 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,462 - Baby, you do not mean that. 1004 00:50:33,464 --> 00:50:35,364 - Get away from me! 1005 00:50:39,771 --> 00:50:41,237 - But I love you. 1006 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,205 - I can't do this anymore. 1007 00:50:43,207 --> 00:50:44,073 - Do what? 1008 00:50:44,776 --> 00:50:46,475 - We have to break up. 1009 00:50:49,647 --> 00:50:50,479 - I don't understand. 1010 00:50:50,481 --> 00:50:51,814 What did I do wrong? 1011 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:52,815 - Nothing. 1012 00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:54,450 You rock. 1013 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:57,053 I just can't do my man Jared like that. 1014 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,287 - What? 1015 00:50:58,289 --> 00:50:59,588 What does Jared have to do with this? 1016 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:00,823 - Duh! 1017 00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:03,592 He's in love with you, you know that. 1018 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,494 - No I don't. 1019 00:51:05,496 --> 00:51:06,629 He's never said anything like that. 1020 00:51:06,631 --> 00:51:08,664 He's not in love with me. 1021 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:10,433 - I'm sorry, dude. 1022 00:51:10,435 --> 00:51:11,400 Bros before hoes. 1023 00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:15,271 - Fuck you! 1024 00:51:17,508 --> 00:51:18,357 - Whoa. 1025 00:51:18,358 --> 00:51:19,207 This is crazier than the time 1026 00:51:19,210 --> 00:51:21,777 Lucy found the used condom in Eugen's bike helmet. 1027 00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:23,646 - Fuck you two, Darren. 1028 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,281 Jesus. 1029 00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:28,350 - Shit. 1030 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:30,519 - What was I supposed to do? 1031 00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:32,588 If I hooked up with Kate, I hurt Jared. 1032 00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,790 If I didn't, I hurt Kate. 1033 00:51:34,792 --> 00:51:36,459 - It was a suicide mission. 1034 00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:44,266 - I want you to fuck me. 1035 00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:45,367 - I can't get an erection. 1036 00:51:45,369 --> 00:51:47,103 - What's the problem? 1037 00:51:47,105 --> 00:51:49,505 - I don't know, it's just not working. 1038 00:51:50,575 --> 00:51:53,175 - You don't want to have sex with me, 1039 00:51:53,177 --> 00:51:54,543 you don't wanna talk to me, 1040 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:56,378 you don't even wanna be alone with me. 1041 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:57,780 - That's not true. 1042 00:51:57,782 --> 00:51:59,748 - And you won't acknowledge there's a problem. 1043 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,251 Do you know how small that makes me feel? 1044 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:04,186 - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. 1045 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:08,324 I really think you're making a mountain out of a molehill. 1046 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:09,825 - Oh, fuck you, Lenny. 1047 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:12,628 I don't want you in this room. 1048 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:14,130 Find someplace else to sleep. 1049 00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:15,464 - What? You don't mean that. 1050 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:16,699 - Now. 1051 00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:46,562 - What's wrong? 1052 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,266 - Nothing. 1053 00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:52,668 - Are you sure? 1054 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,703 - Yes, I'm fine. Go away. 1055 00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:00,609 - You know, the captain has 1056 00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:03,212 this really tasty bread from Germany. 1057 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:04,446 I don't know what it's called. 1058 00:53:04,448 --> 00:53:06,815 All I know is it's not called Vunderbread. 1059 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:11,620 Anyway, I was gonna make myself a grilled cheese. 1060 00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:13,589 You want one? 1061 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:17,726 - You know, like, bro code or whatever, 1062 00:53:17,728 --> 00:53:20,863 which is stupid because Jared hates Rico. 1063 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:23,549 Rico is just a rebound 1064 00:53:23,550 --> 00:53:24,866 but when two guys break up with you in the same week, 1065 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,602 like that really hurts, you know? 1066 00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:28,938 - Hey, 1067 00:53:30,341 --> 00:53:31,240 look at me. 1068 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:33,842 That's their loss. 1069 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,580 A guy would have to be stupid or dead 1070 00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:38,814 not to wanna be with you. 1071 00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:43,219 I wouldn't give those dolts a second thought. 1072 00:53:44,922 --> 00:53:45,854 - Thanks, Lenny. 1073 00:53:47,692 --> 00:53:49,225 And thank you for this grilled cheese. 1074 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:50,893 You're right, this bread is amazing. 1075 00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:52,928 - I know. 1076 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:08,277 Leave it to the Germans. 1077 00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:24,627 Honey, wake up. 1078 00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:27,429 I wanna make love. 1079 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:28,664 - You do? 1080 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,531 - Yeah. 1081 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,868 I'm sorry about the way I've been acting. 1082 00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:35,738 You've just been mom so long, 1083 00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:39,642 it took me awhile to see you as lover again. 1084 00:54:39,644 --> 00:54:41,277 But I'm there now. 1085 00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,655 - What are you doing? 1086 00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:54,690 - I just took my bath with Oma. 1087 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:55,858 Same time every night. 1088 00:54:56,994 --> 00:54:59,495 - Okay, well that's weird. 1089 00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:02,031 - Do you want to see my big schmeckel workout? 1090 00:55:02,033 --> 00:55:02,931 - What? 1091 00:55:08,572 --> 00:55:10,673 - I make my schmeckel bigger. 1092 00:55:10,675 --> 00:55:12,508 Do you want to make the sex now? 1093 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:47,676 - Oh yes! 1094 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,744 Yes! 1095 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:49,745 Oh! 1096 00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:17,873 - Just what I was looking for. 1097 00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:23,645 - Stuff is really terrible. 1098 00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:24,546 - Mhmm. 1099 00:56:27,952 --> 00:56:28,984 So what's with you? 1100 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:31,120 - I broke up with Preston. 1101 00:56:32,423 --> 00:56:33,655 - Really? 1102 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:35,057 - I just couldn't take it anymore. 1103 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,628 - Poor guy. 1104 00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:40,763 - Poor guy? 1105 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:44,032 He was smothering me. 1106 00:56:44,034 --> 00:56:45,768 Why am I the bad guy? 1107 00:56:45,770 --> 00:56:47,903 - No, you're not the bad guy. 1108 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,806 I'm just frustrated. 1109 00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:54,977 Women seem to go for big guys with big dicks. 1110 00:56:54,979 --> 00:56:56,779 - What're you talking about? 1111 00:56:56,781 --> 00:56:58,647 Big dicks? 1112 00:56:58,649 --> 00:56:59,948 Is that really what you think? 1113 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:00,883 - Yeah. 1114 00:57:00,885 --> 00:57:02,785 That's what women want, right? 1115 00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:03,886 - No. 1116 00:57:04,755 --> 00:57:07,189 Not really. 1117 00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,624 Definitely not more than a lot of other things. 1118 00:57:09,627 --> 00:57:11,026 - Like what? 1119 00:57:11,028 --> 00:57:13,195 - Confidence, honesty. 1120 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,433 You really think that Kate is gonna 1121 00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:19,701 one day realize she's in love with you and come running? 1122 00:57:19,703 --> 00:57:20,936 - No, this isn't about Kate. 1123 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:23,772 I'm just talking in general, most people. 1124 00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:24,673 Nevermind. 1125 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,175 - Jared, 1126 00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:28,210 you love her. 1127 00:57:31,182 --> 00:57:33,449 You're so passive. 1128 00:57:33,451 --> 00:57:34,516 Be a man. 1129 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,785 Tell her how you feel. 1130 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,115 - Guten morgen. 1131 00:58:42,887 --> 00:58:45,053 - Sorry, I didn't see you there. 1132 00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:48,690 - You must stop apologizing for being alive in the world. 1133 00:58:49,894 --> 00:58:51,093 Sit down. 1134 00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:52,561 - No thanks. 1135 00:58:52,563 --> 00:58:54,963 Kinda wanna be alone right now. 1136 00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:56,098 - Please? 1137 00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:57,766 I want you to hear this too. 1138 00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:00,035 - Fine. 1139 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,713 - I was just saying that 1140 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:13,916 I had sex with Annabelle last night 1141 00:59:14,952 --> 00:59:18,253 but I was thinking about Kate the whole time. 1142 00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:19,721 I feel terrible. 1143 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:23,725 I couldn't even look my wife in the eye this morning. 1144 00:59:25,629 --> 00:59:27,729 - What's wrong with that, Lenny? 1145 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:29,865 - Lenny, what's so bad about that? 1146 00:59:29,867 --> 00:59:31,833 Whole time I was banging out Charlene, 1147 00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:33,602 I was thinking about other girls. 1148 00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:34,336 - You were? 1149 00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:36,572 - Every dude does that, Lenny. 1150 00:59:36,574 --> 00:59:37,239 - Really? 1151 00:59:38,842 --> 00:59:41,009 - No wonder you can not make love to your wife, 1152 00:59:41,011 --> 00:59:42,945 you poor bauerntölpel. 1153 00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:46,715 I used to watch "Ich Ficke Deine Mutter und Schwester" 1154 00:59:46,717 --> 00:59:49,217 before I made love to my Christine. 1155 00:59:49,219 --> 00:59:50,118 - What's that? 1156 00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,353 - Pornographic film. 1157 00:59:51,355 --> 00:59:53,021 Very popular in Germany. 1158 00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:54,623 - Whoa, porn? 1159 00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:56,224 I don't know about that. 1160 00:59:57,361 --> 00:59:58,594 That's nearly cheating. 1161 00:59:58,596 --> 00:59:59,928 I love my wife. 1162 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,930 - And I didn't love mine? 1163 01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,199 You arschgefickter hurensohn! 1164 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:07,970 Your wife cannot feel your love if you lie next to her 1165 01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:10,872 like a wertlos scheissekopf! 1166 01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:14,376 You must do whatever it takes to sex her all the time. 1167 01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:18,113 - I make a sex last night, Papa. 1168 01:00:18,983 --> 01:00:20,849 - Not now, Felix. 1169 01:00:21,986 --> 01:00:26,955 Do you realize how little time your really have with her? 1170 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,324 You must love her every moment. 1171 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:37,666 - Preston. 1172 01:00:41,038 --> 01:00:43,138 - Let him go where he must. 1173 01:00:45,175 --> 01:00:46,675 - Sandra dumped me. 1174 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:49,978 I proposed to her and she dumped me. 1175 01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:54,416 I shoulda become an accountant like my father, 1176 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:55,884 then I would've had the money 1177 01:00:55,886 --> 01:00:57,085 to give her the life she deserves. 1178 01:00:58,022 --> 01:00:59,888 Been able to buy her a better car. 1179 01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:01,289 Take her to a better bed and breakfast. 1180 01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:02,357 No offense, Captain. 1181 01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:05,961 - When I wanted to impress my Christine, 1182 01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:08,263 I would take her to the bakery in the morning 1183 01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:11,700 to smell the fresh baked bread. 1184 01:01:11,702 --> 01:01:13,402 - I know, you told me. 1185 01:01:13,404 --> 01:01:14,970 I fail to see the relevance. 1186 01:01:14,972 --> 01:01:17,339 - That's because you are not really listening. 1187 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:21,143 I took Christine to smell the bread 1188 01:01:21,145 --> 01:01:25,080 because I could not afford to buy the bread. 1189 01:01:25,082 --> 01:01:27,215 Your woman wants you to take care of her, yeah, 1190 01:01:27,217 --> 01:01:28,850 but not with money. 1191 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:31,086 With love. 1192 01:01:31,088 --> 01:01:32,154 - I do love her. 1193 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:33,722 - No, not really. 1194 01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:34,990 Oh, you're nice to her. 1195 01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:36,625 You kiss her, you do what you think 1196 01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:38,259 a man who loves a woman is supposed to do. 1197 01:01:40,097 --> 01:01:43,365 But you are not capable of truly loving her 1198 01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:46,301 until you love yourself. 1199 01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:48,704 And that is the real problem. 1200 01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:51,073 You do not love yourself. 1201 01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,375 - Stimmt. 1202 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,443 - Stimmt. 1203 01:01:54,445 --> 01:01:56,111 - Stimmt. 1204 01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:12,861 - Hey. 1205 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:23,171 - Hey. 1206 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,140 Can I tell you about last night? 1207 01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:26,141 - Maybe I shoulda never hooked up 1208 01:02:26,143 --> 01:02:28,143 with Kate in the first place. 1209 01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:30,512 - You let your shmeckel do the thinking. 1210 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:33,148 - I think we've all been guilty of that. 1211 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:34,516 - Let your brain do the thinking 1212 01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:36,318 and your shmeckel do the talking. 1213 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:38,086 - Stimmt. 1214 01:02:39,323 --> 01:02:40,222 - Stimmt. 1215 01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:44,926 - Speaking of Jared. 1216 01:02:46,830 --> 01:02:48,363 - Should I ask him to join us? 1217 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:50,065 - No, the junge is hurting. 1218 01:02:51,034 --> 01:02:52,501 Let's go to him. 1219 01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:16,291 - What's happening? 1220 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:17,125 - Jonas-- 1221 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,126 - Captain, may I? 1222 01:03:19,196 --> 01:03:20,095 - Please. 1223 01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:22,097 - Jared, 1224 01:03:22,099 --> 01:03:23,965 this is a safe place 1225 01:03:25,002 --> 01:03:26,301 and we all wanna help. 1226 01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:29,271 We know you're in pain around Kate 1227 01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:31,273 and around having a small penis. 1228 01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:32,307 - What? 1229 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:33,909 I don't have a small penis. 1230 01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:36,545 - Felix told us about the dick workout. 1231 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:42,083 - So what do you think turned him on all of a sudden? 1232 01:03:42,085 --> 01:03:43,151 - I don't know. 1233 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,252 All I know is that I liked it 1234 01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:45,987 and I'm not gonna question it. 1235 01:03:45,989 --> 01:03:48,023 Sometimes it's best not to analyze. 1236 01:03:48,025 --> 01:03:49,825 - I know what you mean. 1237 01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:52,194 - I also had some really good sex last night. 1238 01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:54,095 - I know, I heard you and Rico again. 1239 01:03:54,097 --> 01:03:55,297 - No, not Rico. 1240 01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:57,833 It was Felix. 1241 01:03:58,502 --> 01:03:59,334 - Felix? 1242 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:00,168 - Yeah. 1243 01:04:04,942 --> 01:04:06,541 - I'm sorry for banging out Kate. 1244 01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:08,176 I shouldn't have done that. 1245 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,945 - Don't forget about the anal. 1246 01:04:09,947 --> 01:04:11,146 - Oh yeah, also-- 1247 01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:12,180 - Please don't. 1248 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,016 - We did anal. 1249 01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:15,851 - That means instead of doing sex regular in the front, 1250 01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:17,052 they did it in the back. 1251 01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:18,887 - Yeah, I know what anal is, Darren. 1252 01:04:18,889 --> 01:04:20,989 - I let my shmeckel do the thinking. 1253 01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:22,357 - Okay, can you just get off me now? 1254 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:23,458 Yeah. 1255 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,359 Thank you. 1256 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:30,165 - Jared, you know, 1257 01:04:30,167 --> 01:04:33,001 Kate threw herself at Rico all day yesterday 1258 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:36,238 and Rico rejected her out of loyalty to you. 1259 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:37,439 - How do you know that? 1260 01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:39,274 - Kate told me. 1261 01:04:46,283 --> 01:04:47,349 - I am also sorry. 1262 01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:50,919 I put my shmeckel in Kate too. 1263 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,390 - You, I get. 1264 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:57,626 But you? 1265 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:02,030 Why would she hook up with you and not me? 1266 01:05:02,032 --> 01:05:04,633 - Because you are not worthy of her love. 1267 01:05:04,635 --> 01:05:06,067 - Oh, thanks. 1268 01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:08,236 - Well, that's what you believe, isn't it? 1269 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,071 - No, it's not. 1270 01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:11,172 - Yes it is. 1271 01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:13,308 You're just like me. 1272 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,077 I don't love myself either. 1273 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:18,313 - Enough! 1274 01:05:18,314 --> 01:05:20,548 You both believe some bogus story in your heads. 1275 01:05:20,550 --> 01:05:22,250 You don't have enough money. 1276 01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:23,919 You don't have enough dick. 1277 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:25,253 Bullshit! 1278 01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,322 You're both kick-ass dudes. 1279 01:05:27,324 --> 01:05:28,623 Believe that! 1280 01:05:28,625 --> 01:05:30,358 - Stimmt! 1281 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:31,393 - Stimmt! 1282 01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:32,294 - Stimmt! 1283 01:05:39,469 --> 01:05:42,070 - Did you really not know that he had feelings for you? 1284 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,204 - No, I didn't. 1285 01:05:44,708 --> 01:05:46,141 I mean, maybe I did. 1286 01:05:46,143 --> 01:05:48,109 I just didn't wanna let myself think about it 1287 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,946 because I didn't want to scare off the friendship, you know? 1288 01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:54,249 It sucks because I adore Jared. 1289 01:05:54,251 --> 01:05:55,583 I really, really do. 1290 01:05:55,585 --> 01:05:57,352 - If you don't mind my asking, 1291 01:05:58,255 --> 01:06:00,322 what's wrong with him, he seems great? 1292 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,352 - Have you seen my cellphone charger? 1293 01:06:30,354 --> 01:06:31,619 I can't seem to find it. 1294 01:06:34,491 --> 01:06:35,390 Oh! 1295 01:06:37,027 --> 01:06:38,226 Oh, honey. 1296 01:06:42,065 --> 01:06:42,998 What? 1297 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,133 - It means I wanna fuck you. 1298 01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:46,167 - Fuck me, Lenny! 1299 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:47,435 Fuck me! 1300 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,671 - Mom! Dad! What the hell?! 1301 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:53,074 - Oh crap, I butt Skyped the kids. 1302 01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:04,519 - Hey, man, can we get in on your dick workout? 1303 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:06,121 Felix said he tried it once 1304 01:07:06,123 --> 01:07:07,655 and his dick is already a little bit bigger. 1305 01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:08,556 - Did he? 1306 01:07:09,693 --> 01:07:11,059 - Yeah, can we do it with you? 1307 01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:11,760 - Why? 1308 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,400 You guys already have big dicks. 1309 01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:19,367 - Huh? 1310 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:22,938 No they're not. 1311 01:07:22,939 --> 01:07:24,372 - Wait, you guys think you have small dicks? 1312 01:07:27,411 --> 01:07:29,310 - Let's work out. 1313 01:07:29,312 --> 01:07:31,346 - Thumb and your forefinger 1314 01:07:31,348 --> 01:07:33,448 and put it on the base of your penis. 1315 01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:34,783 Then with your other hand-- 1316 01:07:34,785 --> 01:07:36,084 - Wow! 1317 01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:38,386 My cock looks bigger already. 1318 01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,355 - Yeah, I can see that from here. 1319 01:07:40,357 --> 01:07:42,223 - Probably just placebo affect. 1320 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,491 I've been doing this workout for three months 1321 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,527 and it's only a little bigger. 1322 01:07:46,663 --> 01:07:48,463 - Does he know about the finger trick? 1323 01:07:48,465 --> 01:07:49,664 - You know about the finger trick? 1324 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:51,433 - No, what finger trick? 1325 01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:53,468 - You know your dick? 1326 01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:55,170 - Yeah. 1327 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:57,639 - You know how it gets hard when you're about to have sex? 1328 01:07:57,641 --> 01:07:59,207 - I'm familiar with an erection, Darren. 1329 01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:02,510 - You know how you stick it in a girl's pussy? 1330 01:08:02,512 --> 01:08:03,545 - I know what sex is Darren, yes. 1331 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:05,513 What's the finger trick? 1332 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:08,383 - The whole time you're having sex, 1333 01:08:08,385 --> 01:08:10,752 rub her clit with your finger. 1334 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:13,588 She'll go crazy. 1335 01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:17,425 Trust me on this one. 1336 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,560 - Wait, 1337 01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:20,128 really? 1338 01:08:20,130 --> 01:08:21,162 Do you do that too? 1339 01:08:22,499 --> 01:08:24,165 - Also, man, 1340 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,468 gotta get rid of that bush. 1341 01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:31,372 Your long pubs are dangling in front of your cock. 1342 01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:33,374 See how we shaved? 1343 01:08:33,376 --> 01:08:35,210 It makes our cocks look bigger. 1344 01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,752 - Don't worry, bro, 1345 01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:46,754 Rico is a pro. 1346 01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:48,156 Trust me. 1347 01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,792 Hey, there you are. 1348 01:08:52,395 --> 01:08:54,195 He's got a dick! 1349 01:08:54,197 --> 01:08:55,597 He's got a dick! 1350 01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:58,399 He's got a dick! 1351 01:08:58,401 --> 01:08:59,234 - Yeah! 1352 01:08:59,236 --> 01:09:00,568 - What is happening? 1353 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:03,371 - Love yourself, bro. 1354 01:09:10,881 --> 01:09:11,779 - Yep, 1355 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,282 that's my dick. 1356 01:09:14,284 --> 01:09:15,750 That's what I'm working with. 1357 01:09:15,752 --> 01:09:17,519 - Jared, why? 1358 01:09:17,521 --> 01:09:19,287 - Guys, can you give us a minute? 1359 01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:20,522 - For sure. 1360 01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:21,523 - Get out! 1361 01:09:21,525 --> 01:09:22,357 Go! 1362 01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:23,258 - Oh. 1363 01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:25,260 - That was so 1364 01:09:27,430 --> 01:09:28,329 great. 1365 01:09:41,912 --> 01:09:42,844 - Jared, I-- 1366 01:09:42,846 --> 01:09:44,746 - Kate, I'm in love with you. 1367 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:47,649 I should've told you sooner, but-- 1368 01:09:47,651 --> 01:09:48,550 - Why didn't you? 1369 01:09:49,920 --> 01:09:50,818 - I was scared. 1370 01:09:52,322 --> 01:09:53,221 Afraid. 1371 01:09:54,558 --> 01:09:56,257 In my mind, 1372 01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:57,792 I'm not good enough for you. 1373 01:09:59,262 --> 01:10:01,596 I'm not Randy or Rico. 1374 01:10:01,598 --> 01:10:03,398 I mean, look at me. 1375 01:10:05,569 --> 01:10:07,235 Look. 1376 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,671 - Jared, the size of your penis doesn't matter. 1377 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:14,409 I care so much about you. 1378 01:10:17,314 --> 01:10:20,582 But I can't change the way that I feel. 1379 01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,652 I really hope we can still be friends. 1380 01:10:30,527 --> 01:10:31,626 - Yeah, 1381 01:10:32,495 --> 01:10:33,861 I'm sorry, 1382 01:10:33,863 --> 01:10:35,296 but I can't do that. 1383 01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:38,800 I can't. 1384 01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:44,839 I can't be around you and be your friend. 1385 01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:20,708 - Fuck him. 1386 01:11:33,523 --> 01:11:34,456 - Annabelle? 1387 01:11:34,457 --> 01:11:35,390 I have something I have to tell you. 1388 01:11:38,662 --> 01:11:39,627 When we're having sex, 1389 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,698 I wasn't thinking about you. 1390 01:11:47,404 --> 01:11:48,069 - That's okay. 1391 01:11:49,939 --> 01:11:51,706 I wasn't thinking about you either. 1392 01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:57,578 - You weren't? 1393 01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:59,380 Who were you thinking about? 1394 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:03,518 - The Captain. 1395 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:06,621 - The Captain?! 1396 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:09,590 - I was thinking, 1397 01:12:09,592 --> 01:12:10,692 I was imagining him 1398 01:12:12,062 --> 01:12:13,695 fucking me against the big steering wheel of his ship. 1399 01:12:14,698 --> 01:12:15,596 - Annabelle! 1400 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,603 You've got a dirty mind. 1401 01:12:26,743 --> 01:12:29,110 You wanna be fucked by the Captain, huh? 1402 01:12:31,481 --> 01:12:32,781 - I do. 1403 01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:34,082 - Well, guten morgen fraulein. 1404 01:12:44,694 --> 01:12:46,627 Annabelle, I am trying to stay in character. 1405 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:47,862 - I'm sorry. 1406 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:48,763 I'm sorry. 1407 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:51,499 Fuck me, Captain, fuck me! 1408 01:12:56,106 --> 01:12:58,072 Full steam ahead! 1409 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,647 - Preston, I really fucked up your shit. 1410 01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:07,915 I wanna make it up to you. 1411 01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:10,918 I'm gonna help you do the perfect proposal. 1412 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,919 - Stimmt. 1413 01:13:11,921 --> 01:13:13,554 - Stimmt. 1414 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:14,856 - Stimmt. 1415 01:13:14,858 --> 01:13:16,624 - Stimmt? 1416 01:13:21,698 --> 01:13:23,765 - What's going on? 1417 01:13:23,767 --> 01:13:24,699 - Nothing. 1418 01:13:24,701 --> 01:13:26,033 Just give me a minute here. 1419 01:14:06,709 --> 01:14:07,608 Sandra? 1420 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:11,779 I've... 1421 01:14:22,826 --> 01:14:25,927 I've been planning this moment since our first date. 1422 01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:32,033 But you're right. 1423 01:14:34,237 --> 01:14:35,536 This doesn't work. 1424 01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:45,213 - Preston, is Sandra coming? 1425 01:14:45,215 --> 01:14:46,113 We're ready! 1426 01:14:47,884 --> 01:14:49,517 - She's not coming. 1427 01:14:49,519 --> 01:14:50,651 I called it off. 1428 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,487 - You serious, bro? 1429 01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:53,688 What happened? 1430 01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:55,056 - You know, 1431 01:14:55,058 --> 01:14:57,859 I deserve someone who loves me for me. 1432 01:14:57,861 --> 01:14:58,826 She's not the one. 1433 01:14:59,629 --> 01:15:00,528 - Stimmt. 1434 01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:03,865 - Stimmt. 1435 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:05,733 - Stimmt. 1436 01:15:05,735 --> 01:15:06,968 - Do you love yourself? 1437 01:15:09,138 --> 01:15:10,805 - I'm working on it. 1438 01:15:10,807 --> 01:15:13,641 - Only when you truly love yourself can you love another. 1439 01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:16,043 - I'm sorry, Captain, I have to interrupt. 1440 01:15:16,045 --> 01:15:17,912 Do you love yourself? 1441 01:15:17,914 --> 01:15:18,813 - What? 1442 01:15:19,816 --> 01:15:21,048 - Do you love yourself? 1443 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,284 - Yeah, of course. 1444 01:15:23,286 --> 01:15:24,952 - Then you can love another too. 1445 01:15:26,990 --> 01:15:28,523 - I did. 1446 01:15:28,525 --> 01:15:29,223 My Christine. 1447 01:15:30,527 --> 01:15:32,560 - I mean another besides Christine. 1448 01:15:32,562 --> 01:15:34,595 It doesn't disrespect Christine 1449 01:15:34,597 --> 01:15:36,964 or take anything away from your love for her. 1450 01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:38,232 - She was my one true love. 1451 01:15:40,537 --> 01:15:41,969 - I know she was, Captain, 1452 01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:44,005 but I want you to experience love again 1453 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:47,041 and the only that's going to happen 1454 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:48,876 is if you let Christine go. 1455 01:15:50,580 --> 01:15:51,879 You have to let her go. 1456 01:15:53,850 --> 01:15:55,783 - Stimmt. 1457 01:15:55,785 --> 01:15:57,218 - Stimmt. 1458 01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:58,786 - Stimmt. 1459 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:00,922 - Stimmt. 1460 01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:19,106 - What the hell is going on? 1461 01:16:21,210 --> 01:16:22,877 - I'm letting go. 1462 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,066 - The boy too. 1463 01:18:27,336 --> 01:18:29,904 He's not still a baby because of his mother. 1464 01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:33,040 He's still a baby because of you. 1465 01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:36,277 He'll never become a man until you let him go. 1466 01:18:40,883 --> 01:18:43,017 I didn't mean right this second. 1467 01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:45,186 - No, no, you're right. 1468 01:18:48,825 --> 01:18:51,492 He must become a man on his own, yeah? 1469 01:18:52,295 --> 01:18:53,194 Goodbye, son. 1470 01:18:55,364 --> 01:18:56,897 - Goodbye, Papa. 1471 01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:20,387 - Hey. 1472 01:19:20,389 --> 01:19:22,056 - Hey. 1473 01:19:22,058 --> 01:19:23,424 - Are you driving back to the city? 1474 01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:24,291 - Yeah. 1475 01:19:25,895 --> 01:19:26,927 - Can I get a ride? 1476 01:19:29,031 --> 01:19:30,097 - Sandra, I like you 1477 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:34,068 and not just as a friend but more than that. 1478 01:19:36,172 --> 01:19:37,305 - What're you doing? 1479 01:19:37,306 --> 01:19:38,439 - Being a man, telling you how I feel. 1480 01:19:40,143 --> 01:19:41,308 There's more to being a man 1481 01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:43,077 than telling a women how you feel. 1482 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:44,345 There's showing her too. 1483 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:06,867 What're you doing? 1484 01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:08,169 - Finger trick. 1485 01:20:08,171 --> 01:20:08,969 - What? 1486 01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:09,870 - Watch. 1487 01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:15,042 - Oh my God! 1488 01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:21,081 Oh my God. 1489 01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:31,342 - No way. 1490 01:20:31,343 --> 01:20:33,193 Is Jared finally banging out Kate? 1491 01:20:33,196 --> 01:20:34,528 - I gotta see this. 1492 01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:35,429 - Me too! 1493 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:44,839 - What the? 1494 01:20:44,841 --> 01:20:45,506 - Sandra? 1495 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:47,007 - Jared! 1496 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:49,877 - Hells to the yeah! 1497 01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:53,314 - I'm gonna cum. 1498 01:21:16,973 --> 01:21:17,905 - Sure you don't wanna stay 1499 01:21:17,907 --> 01:21:19,240 and surf in the backyard? 1500 01:21:20,276 --> 01:21:21,331 - I think I'll pass. 1501 01:21:21,332 --> 01:21:22,387 - All right but you're missing out 1502 01:21:22,388 --> 01:21:23,443 on some killer waves back there. 1503 01:21:23,446 --> 01:21:24,345 - Hey. 1504 01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:28,515 Any chance I could hitch a ride back to Williamsburg? 1505 01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:30,017 - Yeah, sure. 1506 01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:32,419 ♪ Going back to Williamsburg ♪ 1507 01:21:32,421 --> 01:21:35,189 ♪ Williamsburg ♪ 1508 01:21:35,191 --> 01:21:36,290 Oh, stupid. 1509 01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:37,892 - No, that was awesome. 1510 01:21:37,894 --> 01:21:39,894 ♪ Going back to Williamsburg ♪ 1511 01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:41,262 ♪ Williamsburg ♪ 1512 01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:42,229 ♪ Williamsburg ♪ 1513 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:47,167 ♪ Going back to Williamsburg ♪ 1514 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,502 - Kate? 1515 01:21:48,504 --> 01:21:49,970 - Preston? 1516 01:21:49,972 --> 01:21:51,338 - Yeah! 1517 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,940 Hells to the yeah! 1518 01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:56,510 - Pelton! 1519 01:21:56,512 --> 01:21:57,378 Pelton! 1520 01:21:58,381 --> 01:21:59,580 You forgot your hat. 1521 01:21:59,582 --> 01:22:01,048 - That's not my hat. 1522 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:01,916 - Look inside. 1523 01:22:05,454 --> 01:22:06,987 - What? 1524 01:22:06,989 --> 01:22:08,155 Why? 1525 01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:09,056 - For the bakery. 1526 01:22:11,394 --> 01:22:13,060 - I don't know what to say. 1527 01:22:13,996 --> 01:22:16,964 - In Germany we say, "bis bald." 1528 01:22:18,301 --> 01:22:20,567 It means, "see you soon." 1529 01:22:22,038 --> 01:22:23,103 - Bis bald. 1530 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:31,946 - The Captain is my captain and always will be my captain! 1531 01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:38,232 ♪ Oh heart beating ♪ 1532 01:25:38,234 --> 01:25:42,436 ♪ Oh heart beating ♪ 1533 01:25:42,438 --> 01:25:45,472 ♪ Oh my heart is beating ♪ 1534 01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:48,408 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 1535 01:25:48,410 --> 01:25:51,712 ♪ Gonna have a beautiful weekend, yeah ♪ 1536 01:25:51,714 --> 01:25:55,516 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1537 01:25:55,518 --> 01:25:58,785 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1538 01:25:58,787 --> 01:26:02,422 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1539 01:26:02,424 --> 01:26:06,326 ♪ Taking it easy at Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1540 01:26:06,328 --> 01:26:07,928 ♪ Swimmin' and boozin' ♪ 1541 01:26:07,930 --> 01:26:09,763 ♪ Grillin' and smoozin' ♪ 1542 01:26:09,765 --> 01:26:11,598 ♪ Making love at sunset ♪ 1543 01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,433 ♪ And again in the morning ♪ 1544 01:26:13,435 --> 01:26:15,469 ♪ Takin' it easy ♪ 1545 01:26:15,471 --> 01:26:17,237 ♪ Never get sleazy ♪ 1546 01:26:17,239 --> 01:26:18,772 ♪ The weather is breezy ♪ 1547 01:26:18,774 --> 01:26:20,741 ♪ This song is so cheesy ♪ 1548 01:26:20,743 --> 01:26:24,444 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1549 01:26:24,446 --> 01:26:28,515 ♪ Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1550 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,716 ♪ This is my song ♪ 1551 01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:34,454 ♪ At Captain Hagen's Bed and Breakfast ♪ 1552 01:26:34,456 --> 01:26:35,889 - Put a bunch of lube on your cocks 1553 01:26:35,891 --> 01:26:38,792 because this is gonna be a real workout. 1554 01:26:38,794 --> 01:26:40,694 Once you're fully lubed up, 1555 01:26:41,764 --> 01:26:43,764 take your thumb and your forefinger 1556 01:26:43,766 --> 01:26:46,300 and put it around the base of your penis. 1557 01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:47,968 Then with your other hand, 1558 01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:49,570 firmly 1559 01:26:49,572 --> 01:26:51,605 stretch and push. 101161