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LATELY, WHENEVER I'M HANGIN'
WITH MY AUNT MAY,
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SOME VILLAIN ALWAYS SHOWS UP.
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THEN I HAVE TO COME UP
WITH SOME EXCUSE TO GET AWAY
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AND BECOME SPIDER-MAN.
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[GROWLS]
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JUST REMEMBERED,
I LEFT MY SUNGLASSES.
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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JUST REMEMBERED,
I LEFT MY SUNGLASSES.
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BE RIGHT BACK.
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JUST REMEMBERED,
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I REALLY NEED TO COME
UP WITH A BETTER EXCUSE.
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BUT, THANKFULLY, TODAY
HAS BEEN VILLAIN FREE.
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EVERYTHING ON THE MENU
LOOKS SO GOOD.
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I THINK I'M
GONNA TRY THE--
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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THAT'S THE UNSTOPPABLE
JUGGERNAUT.
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AND SOMEBODY'S GONNA
HAVE TO STOP HIM.
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[GRUNTING]
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DROP THE MONEY,
SCUZZ-BUCKET!
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OR FACE THE WRATH...
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OF SQUIRREL GIRL.
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YOU GOTTA BE
KIDDING ME.
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YOU GOTTA BE
KIDDING ME.
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE,
AUNT MAY.
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[GRUNTING]
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YOU GONNA STOP ME,
LITTLE GIRL?
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YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
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UM, THIS ONE.
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TIPPY TOES!
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MONKEY JOE!
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MR. LIEBERMAN!
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GO GET THAT
JUGGER-NUT!
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[GRUNTING]
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ALL I SEE ARE SQUIRRELS!
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HORRIBLE,
HORRIBLE SQUIRRELS!
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HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE, FUZZY.
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SHUT UP.
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SPIDER-MAN?
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YOU'RE THE BEST AT THIS
"HERO WHO SAVES THE DAY" STUFF.
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OH, OH, OH.
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YOU LIKE HOW I TOTALLY
HANDLED THE JUGGERNAUT?
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HANDLED?
YOU CALL THIS "HANDLED?"
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YOU TOOK DOWN JUGGY,
BUT YOU ALSO
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TOOK DOWN A FEW MILLION BUCKS
OF THE CITY WITH HIM.
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YOU MIGHT THINK
YOU'RE A HERO,
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BUT THAT DOESN'T
MAKE YOU ONE.
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COURSE IT DOES.
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I'M YOUR FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD SQUIRREL GIRL.
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DID YOU NOT HEAR
A WORD I--
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WAIT,
"FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD?"
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HEY,
THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE!
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OH, AND LOOK AT THIS.
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HERO 101, CHAPTER ONE:
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YOU TIE UP THE BAD GUY
AFTER YOU KNOCK HIM OUT.
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OH, NO.
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[GRUNTING]
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AND OF COURSE,
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THE BAD GUY
WAS ONLY PRETENDING
TO BE KNOCKED OUT.
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HERO 101, CHAPTER TWO,
I THINK.
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[GRUNTING]
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ALLEY-OOP!
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UH, HOLD THAT POSE.
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AND SMILE.
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[SCREAMS]
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NOT GONNA FRONT.
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SOME OF THESE NEW HEROES
ARE STARTIN' TO WEAR ON ME.
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RUNNING AROUND WITH THEIR
SHINY NEW COSTUMES
AND FANCY NICKNAMES.
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AS IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE A HERO.
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[FURY]SAYS THE TEENAGER IN A REDAND BLUE COSTUME.
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SO YOU'RE SAYING SQUIRREL GIRLSHOULDN'T BE ON THE LIST?
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I MEAN,
SHE HAS SQUIRREL POWERS,
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BUT SERIOUSLY,
"SQUIRREL POWERS?"
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I DON'T SEE
HER MAKIN' IT.
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NOT UNLESS WE NEED NUTS
FOR THE WINTER.
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WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECTOF HEROES,
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THERE'S A NEW ADDITION
TO OUR LIST AS OF TODAY.
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YOU MAY KNOW HIM.AMADEUS CHO.
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[MONKEY SHRIEKS]
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AMADEUS CHO?
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THE LITTLE KNOW-IT-ALL
WHO GOES TO OUR SCHOOL?
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THE SAME. WE ARRANGEDFOR HIM TO ATTEND MIDTOWN,
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SO WE CAN KEEPAN EYE ON HIM.
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NOW'S THE TIME FOR SPIDER-MANTO RECRUIT HIM.
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BUT CHO IS ONLY
THIRTEEN YEARS OLD.
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I--HE'S EVEN WORSE
THAN SQUIRREL GIRL.
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HE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY POWERS.
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TECHNICALLY, HE DOES.
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HIS INTELLECTIS OFF THE CHARTS.
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HE'S THE SEVENTH-SMARTESTPERSON ON THE PLANET.
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THAT DOESN'T MAKE AMADEUS CHO
A SUPERHERO.
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HE'S A KID.
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HE'S NOT THAT SMART.
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[BELL RINGS]
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GIMME SOME TICKETS,
MAN.
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HEY, I WAS NEXT!
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YO, MAKE A PATH!
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I WANT SOME TOO!
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PEOPLE NEED TO CHILL.
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THEY TAKE THIS RAFFLE
WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
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BY THE WAY,
I NEED TO BORROW TEN BUCKS.
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WHAT? THE GRAND PRIZE
IS A DIRT BIKE.
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AND I NEEDS ME
A DIRT BIKE.
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"HEY, STAN.
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"WHILE COULSON'S AWAY,
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HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE
ACTING PRINCIPLE?"
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"OH, WOULD I," I SAY.
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"CONGRATULATIONS.
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NOW START FUNDRAISING."
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WHY, I OUGHT TO...
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ATTENTION,
FELLOW STUDENTS.
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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HERE TO SAVE
THE FUNDRAISER.
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BEHOLD!
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THE IRON SPIDER!
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I DUNNO, PARKER.
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I'M NO
HIGH-TECH HONCHO,
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BUT IT SEEMS LIKE A BAD IDEA
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TO HAVE STARK TECH
OUT IN THE OPEN.
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RELAX, PRINCIPAL STAN.
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IRON MAN MADE IT.
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EVERYONE LOVES
IRON MAN, RIGHT?
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CHARGE ONE DOLLAR
PER PHOTO,
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WE'LL HAVE THE MONEY RAISED
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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SECURITY,
TO THE BAKE SALE TABLE.
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REPEAT: SECURITY,
TO THE BAKE SALE TABLE.
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STEP RIGHT UP!
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COME ONE, COME ALL!
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WHO WILL BE THE FIRST
TO GET A PHOTO
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WITH THE EIGHTH WONDER
OF THE MODERN WORLD?
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THE IRON SPIDER!
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NO WAY...
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IS THAT
THE REAL THING?
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UGH, AMADEUS CHO.
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UGH, PETER PARKER.
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HERE'S THE DEAL.
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ME, PETER PARKER.
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HUGE I.Q.
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NUMBER ONE IN MATH.
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NUMBER ONE IN SCIENCE.
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TOP STUDENT.
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THEN, TRANSFER STUDENT,
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AMADEUS CHO.
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UNCHARTED I.Q.
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SKIPPED A FEW GRADES.
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HOLDS SEVERAL PATENTS.
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IS BANNED FROM
ALL TV GAME SHOWS.
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AAH!
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NOW PETER PARKER
IS NUMBER TWO.
[LAUGHS]
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AGH!
...IN EVERYTHING.
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AND NOW FURY WANTS ME
TO RECRUIT HIM TO JOIN SHIELD?
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UGH, GREAT.
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NEVER SEEN ACTUAL STARK TECH
IN PERSON BEFORE.
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YOU KNOW,
I'M TONY'S BIGGEST FAN.
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I'VE EVEN BUILT TECH
COMPATIBLE WITH
HIS ARC REACTOR.
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NEXT-GEN
THEORETICAL STUFF.
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HEH,
THEORETICAL IS CUTE.
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BUT I'VE GOT
THE REAL THING.
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I KNOW.
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WITH ITS TOP-SECRET
SELF-CHARGING ENERGY MATRIX,
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AND REVOLUTIONARY TERTIARY
COOLING SYSTEM,
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THAT ARMOR IS PRICELESS.
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THE TEENAGE PRODIGY CHO
WILL BE A VALUABLE ASSET
TO MY OPERATION.
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BUT UNGUARDED STARK TECH
IS TOO VALUABLE TO PASS UP.
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MAYBE YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE ARMOR,
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BUT I GOT
TO BRING IT TO SCHOOL
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BECAUSE I'M PERSONAL
FRIENDS WITH...
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WAIT FOR IT,
SPIDER-MAN.
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AND YOU'RE WILLING
TO ADMIT THAT IN PUBLIC?
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DON'T YOU KEEP UP
WITH THE NEWS?
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SPIDER-MAN
IS A MENACE.
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HOLD ON A SECOND,
YOU LITTLE--
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SPIDEY-SENSE.
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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU
GOING WITH THAT?
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NICK FURY
JUST SHOWED UP.
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SAYS IT'S
TOO DANGEROUS.
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YOU GOT AN ISSUE?
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BETTER TAKE IT UP WITH
OUR STALWART SUPERIOR.
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OH, I'LL TAKE
SOMETHING UP ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT IS NICK FURY
DOING HERE ANYWAY?
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IT'S NOT LIKE HIM TO--
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[MAN]
HELP ME!
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
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GET ME OUTTA HERE!
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HELP! HELP!
GET ME OUTTA HERE!
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I--I CAN'T GET OUT.
HELP!
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OH, THE IGNOMINIOUS
INJUSTICE OF IT ALL.
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BUT IF YOU'RE
IN HERE...?
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I DON'T THINK
THAT'S YOURS.
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OUTTA MY WAY!
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I'VE GOT
A JOB TO DO.
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NOT FOOLIN' ME.
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PRETTY FAST
FOR AN OLD GUY.
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YOU THINK YOU
CAN TAKE ME?
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
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[PEOPLE GASP]
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THIS IS NOT YOUR BELOVED
JANITOR TURNED PRINCIPAL.
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IT'S--
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EW.
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[EVIL LAUGH]
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TASKMASTER!
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COME BACK TO FINALLY
GET YOUR G.E.D., TASKY?
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WHAT? I CAN'T GET A HELLO
FROM MY FAVORITE HOODED,
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ARMOR-STEALING
ASSASSIN-SLASH-MERCENARY?
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OW.
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NICE TO SEE
YOU AGAIN.
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[GRUNTS]
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CAN'T SAY
THE FEELING'S MUTUAL.
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GOT SOME NEW MOVES
TO SHOW YA.
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POWER MAN!
NOVA!
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DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU
COULD GET THE DROP ON ME?
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WELL, KINDA.
YEAH.
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YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.
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I'VE STUDIED
ALL YOUR MOVES.
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO DO BEFORE YOU DO IT.
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SPIDEY SENSE?
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SOMETHING OTHER
THAN TASKMASTER?
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OH, NO.
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WHAT IN BLAZES?
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OKAY, THE ARMOR DIDN'T
JUST COME TO LIFE.
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I MEAN,
UNLESS IT DID.
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DID IT?
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IT'S NOT SPIDEY.
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BUT WHOEVER IT IS IN THERE,
THEY'RE GOOD.
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[GROANS]
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NOW'S OUR CHANCE!
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HE'S GONE.
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00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,336
AND NOT THAT WE
AREN'T GRATEFUL,
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BUT WHO'S WEARING
THE ARMOR?
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AMADEUS CHO?!?
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SO YOU'VE HEARD OF ME,
SPIDER-MENACE?
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AW, HOW'D YOU FIT IN THERE,
LITTLE GUY?
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THE ARMOR HAVE
A BOOSTER SEAT?
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OKAY,
FUN TIME'S OVER, CHO.
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GIVE BACK THE ARMOR BEFORE
YOU HURT YOURSELF.
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BACK TO WHO?
YOU?
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I COULD BE A SUPERHERO.
239
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,263
A REAL HERO.
240
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,032
BETTER THAN YOU.
241
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,101
BETTER THAN NEW YORK'S
NUMBER ONE CRIMINAL.
242
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,003
I SAID,
GIVE IT BACK!
243
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,805
GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU MENACE.
244
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,676
UH, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS?
245
00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,812
AAH!
246
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:49,981
OW.
247
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,683
ALL THIS POWER.
248
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:54,319
AND NOW IT'S IN THE HANDS
OF A REAL HERO.
249
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,920
NOT SO FAST,
YOU TIN-PLATED TODDLER.
250
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,856
THIS IS NOT
"FINDERS KEEPERS."
251
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,157
WHAT ARE YOU,
A LITTLE KID?
252
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,026
OH, YEAH, YOU ARE.
253
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,978
TWO SPIDER-MEN?
254
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:04,929
TWO NOVAS I CAN GET,
BUT TWO SPIDEYS?
255
00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,731
YOU ARE NOT A HERO.
256
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,066
AND YOU'RE DEFINITELY
NOT SMARTER THAN ME.
257
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,102
DON'T HAVE TO BE.
258
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,776
HEY, GUYS,
DON'T RUSH IN OR ANYTHING.
259
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,713
AAH!
WHOA!
260
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,352
THE INTUITIVE NATURE
OF THIS TECH
261
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,421
IS BEYOND BRILLIANT.
262
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,160
GOTCHA!
263
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,963
NO, I'VE GOT YOU.
264
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,265
AAH!
265
00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:42,767
WHOA.
266
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:43,768
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?
267
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,270
I MAY BE A KID,
268
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,971
BUT I'M SMART ENOUGH TO DO
THINGS WITH THIS ARMOR
269
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,473
THAT YOU NEVER DREAMED OF.
270
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:51,209
THE ARMOR IS SAFER
IN MY HEROIC HANDS.
271
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,410
ENOUGH, AMADEUS.
272
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,080
GET YOUR BUTT
OUTTA THERE!
273
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,082
WHOA!
274
00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,051
AAH!
275
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,486
UGH!
276
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:04,322
I TOLD YOU
HE WAS ANNOYING.
277
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,324
UGH, COME ON, SPIDEY.
278
00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,727
HOW COULD YOU LET
A KID LIKE CHO GET AWAY?
279
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,395
AND HOW COULD FURY EXPECT
ME TO RECRUIT HIM?
280
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,496
WEB-HEAD?
281
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,431
ARE YOU TALKING
TO YOURSELF?
282
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,167
UH, NO.
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
283
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,470
I'M JUST MAJORLY
TICKED OFF ABOUT
THE ARMOR.
284
00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:21,106
THIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT
THE ARMOR, IS IT?
285
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,974
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE FACT
286
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,909
THAT EVERYONE THINKS CHO
IS SMARTER THAN ME.
287
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,878
OR THAT HE JUST
SHOWED UP ONE DAY
288
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,046
AND PUSHED ME
TO NUMBER TWO.
289
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,399
EASIER THERE, WEBS.
290
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,751
WE GOTTA FIND THAT RUNT BEFORE
HE GETS HIMSELF SERIOUSLY HURT.
291
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:33,952
NOT LIKELY.
292
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,854
DID YOU SEE HOW GOOD CHO
WAS WITH THAT ARMOR?
293
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,956
TOOK HIM LIKE TWO SECONDS
TO FIGURE OUT ALL THE--
294
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,057
SO HE CAN WORK THE SUIT.
295
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,091
THAT HE STOLE.
296
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,893
THAT DOESN'T MAKE
HIM A HERO.
297
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,362
LET'S FAN OUT
AND FIND HIM.
298
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,533
CHECK ME OUT.
299
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,034
I'M THE IRON CHO.
300
00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,071
IN FOOTAGE CAPTURED TODAY,
301
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,939
WE SEE DANGEROUSIRON MAN TECH
302
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,841
ESCAPE THIS FOOL'S CONTROL.
303
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,076
I KNOW TONY STARK,
304
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,212
AND SPIDER-MANIS NO TONY STARK.
305
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,914
[TASKMASTER]
JAMESON IS RIGHT.
306
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,282
THE POWER OF THE ARMOR
307
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,918
SHOULDN'T BE IN THE HANDS
OF SOME WILD MENACE.
308
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,988
IT SHOULD BELONG
TO SOMEONE SKILLED
AND BRILLIANT.
309
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,890
SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
310
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,491
STAY BACK!
311
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,327
YOU AND I GOT OFF
ON THE WRONG FOOT EARLIER.
312
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,896
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE FOUGHT.
313
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,330
WE BOTH WANT
THE SAME THING.
314
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,065
YOU WANT THE ARMOR.
315
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,300
NO...
316
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,969
ALL I WANTED WAS
TO GET AWAY FROM
SPIDER-MAN.
317
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,438
AND YOU DID
IT FOR ME.
318
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,907
WE'RE ON THE
SAME SIDE HERE.
319
00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,242
I WANT YOU
IN THAT ARMOR.
320
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,478
TRUST ME.
321
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,946
YOO HOO!
322
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,317
CALL ME OLD-FASHIONED,
323
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,585
BUT I NEVER TRUST A GUY
WITH A SKULL FOR A FACE.
324
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,396
DON'T LET HIM
STEAL YOUR ARMOR.
325
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,597
STEAL?
326
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,932
THAT'S MY ARMOR.
327
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,334
WHY IS THIS SO HARD
TO UNDERSTAND?
328
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:05,944
NO!
329
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,278
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
330
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,250
[GRUNTING]
331
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,556
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
TASKMASTER.
332
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,958
WE'RE ON
THE SAME TEAM.
333
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,026
SPIDER-MAN
IS OUR ENEMY.
334
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,928
SPIDER-MAN IS SAVING
THOSE PEOPLE,
335
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,297
AND YOU JUST TRIED
TO TAKE HIM OUT.
336
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,866
I DON'T HAVE TO BE
A GENIUS TO KNOW
337
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:28,967
WHOSE TEAM I
SHOULD BE ON.
338
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,069
I'M DISAPPOINTED,
CHO.
339
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,475
I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR YOU
AND THAT ARMOR.
340
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,111
GUESS I'LL JUST
TAKE THE ARMOR.
341
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,553
AAH!
342
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,321
[EVIL LAUGH]
343
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,290
[EXHALES]
344
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,427
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
JUST DID TO HIM, TASKY,
345
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,429
BUT HOW ABOUT WE CALL
IT A DAY AND YOU
GIVE YOURSELF UP.
346
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,398
[EVIL LAUGH]
347
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,033
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
348
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,437
CHO?
349
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,474
HEH, SNEAK ATTACK
IN THE BACK.
350
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,209
WHAT ELSE YOU
GOT FOR ME?
351
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,678
WELL, OKAY.
BESIDES THAT...?
352
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,383
DON'T FEEL BAD.
353
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,918
YOU DIDN'T STAND
A CHANCE.
354
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,019
EVERY MOVE YOU HAVE,
355
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,220
I CAN COUNTER.
356
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,621
YOU KNOW MY MOVES,
357
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,456
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
MY TECH UPGRADES.
358
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,624
FLASH WEBS!
359
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,329
I HAVE TECH UPGRADES
OF MY OWN.
360
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,066
AAH!
361
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,273
FINISH HIM!
362
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,211
SKEWERING SPIDEY
IS NOT HERO BEHAVIOR.
363
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,316
YOU DON'T STAND
A CHANCE AGAINST
BOTH OF US.
364
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,085
YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED.
365
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,653
MIGHT WANT TO CHECK
YOUR MATH.
366
00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,158
OH, SEE, NOW HE'S
THINKING ABOUT IT.
367
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,726
YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE
HE'S NOT HAPPY.
368
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:03,261
LET'S MAKE SURE.
369
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,303
COME ON, CHO.
370
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,339
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY WANT
TO WORK WITH TASKMASTER.
371
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,008
HUH?
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
372
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,543
SPIDER-MAN?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
373
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,446
YOU'RE TALKING.
THAT'S A GOOD SIGN.
374
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,048
NOW HOW ABOUT YOU STOP TRYING
TO TAKE MY HEAD OFF?
375
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,383
I'M NOT DOING IT.
376
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:27,051
I'M NOT IN CONTROL
OF THE ARMOR.
377
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,120
WHAT?
378
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,188
TASKMASTER UPLOADED SOME
AUTOMATED TROJAN HORSE PROGRAM.
379
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,725
I'M HACKING
THE PROGRAM, BUT...
380
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,094
IT KEEPS
EVOLVING ITSELF.
381
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,015
LOOK OUT!
382
00:16:40,016 --> 00:16:40,999
CALM DOWN. WE NEED
A CORE INTERRUPT.
383
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,767
BUT YOU'D HAVE TO BE ABLE
TO WRITE A MULTI-FUNCTION--
384
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,702
HIBERNATE-SUSPEND
PROGRAM CALL.
385
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:47,271
THAT'S...
EXACTLY IT.
386
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:48,473
GET ON IT!
387
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,084
YOU HAVE TALENT.
388
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:03,154
BUT YOU JUST CAN'T STAY
OUT OF EACH OTHER'S WAY.
389
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,455
[CHO]
SORRY, SPIDEY!
390
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,490
I'M TRYING TO STOP IT!
391
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,491
SORRY!
392
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,492
SORRY!
393
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,260
SORRY!
394
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,762
NO, I'M SORRY!
395
00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,497
DON'T PANIC, AMADEUS.
396
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,531
YOU GOT THIS.
397
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,800
ATTEMPTING REBOOT NOW.
398
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,271
[SYSTEM SHUTTING DOWN]
399
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,108
SYSTEMS BACK ONLINE.
IT WORKED.
400
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,309
TOLD YA.
401
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,115
WHO'S NEXT?
402
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,518
OOH! OOH!
US! US!
403
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,487
NO, I CONTROL
THE ARMOR.
404
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,356
NOT ANYMORE.
405
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,697
NICE ONE.
NOW LET'S FINISH HIM OFF!
406
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,807
AREN'T PREPARED FOR
THE DOUBLE-SPIDER TAG-TEAM,
ARE YOU?
407
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,542
I THINK WE CAN CHALK UP
A WIN HERE
408
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,377
FOR THE FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MEN.
409
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,245
WHAT DO YOU SAY,
TASKY?
410
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,848
[GROANING]
411
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,850
YOU ACTUALLY
THINK YOU WON?
412
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,085
I DID.
413
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,753
UNTIL YOU JUST
SAID THAT.
414
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,855
IF I CAN'T HAVE THE ARMOR,
415
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,657
NO ONE CAN.
416
00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,593
AAH!
417
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,128
DO I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THAT WAS?
418
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,664
TASKMASTER'S BUG IS STILL
INSIDE THE ARMOR.
419
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,265
IT JUST SET THE ARMOR
TO OVERLOAD.
420
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,407
THE COOLING SYSTEM
IS FAILING!
421
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:32,777
POWER MAN CAN
BUST HIM OUT.
422
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,312
LET'S JUST LET
THE ARMOR BLOW UP.
423
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,247
EXCEPT THAT IF THAT
ARC REACTOR BLOWS,
424
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,648
IT'LL TAKE HALF
OF MANHATTAN WITH IT.
425
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,318
RIGHT... THEN LET'S
NOT DO THAT THEN.
426
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,752
29 SECONDS LEFT.
427
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,521
WHATEVER THAT
BUG IS DOING,
428
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,523
I CAN'T ACCESS IT THROUGH
THE ARMOR'S INTERFACE.
429
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,793
THEN I'M GONNA HAVE
TO REWIRE IT MANUALLY.
430
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,294
I'LL BRING UP
THE SCHEMATICS.
431
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,696
THERE'S A HOLO-DISPLAY?
432
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:52,763
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THE ARMOR COULD DO THAT.
433
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,732
FIND THE ONE RED WIRE.
434
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,435
THEN CROSS THAT ONE RED WIRE
WITH ANY OF THE BLUE WIRES.
435
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,072
THE "ONE" RED WIRE,
YOU SAID?
436
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:01,906
TEN SECONDS.
437
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,708
NINE SECONDS.
438
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,877
YOU DID SAY IT WAS
THE RED WIRE, RIGHT?
439
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:07,879
JUST DO IT!
440
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,347
AAH!
441
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,321
PHEW!
442
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,824
UH-OH.
443
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,827
WHY IS IT NOT
SHUTTING DOWN?
444
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,730
WAIT, YOU NEED TO BRING
THE BACK-UP FIREWALL ONLINE.
445
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,799
I SEE IT.
446
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,373
HA HA!
WE DID IT!
447
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,642
YOU'RE A GENIUS!
448
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,912
NO, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
449
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,181
OW! OW. OW. OW. OW.
450
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,820
YOU WERE RIGHT.
THIS ISN'T FINDER'S KEEPERS.
451
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,526
YOU CAN TAKE IT BACK.
452
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,827
I WASN'T MEANT
TO WEAR IT.
453
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,897
WHAT?
IT WAS LIKE YOU WERE
BORN TO WEAR THAT ARMOR.
454
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,499
I HAVE TO ADMIT,
455
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,567
I COULDN'T HAVE
DONE WHAT YOU DID.
456
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,635
YOU'RE LETTING ME
KEEP IT?
457
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,738
YEAH.
I REALIZED TWO THINGS TODAY.
458
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,341
ONE,
BEING SMART IS A POWER.
459
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,311
TWO, BEING A HERO
ISN'T JUST ABOUT POWERS.
460
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,880
IT'S ABOUT GOOD CHOICES
AND HEART.
461
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,315
YOU'VE GOT THE ARMOR,
462
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,817
AND A SOLID HEAD-START
ON THE OTHER TWO.
463
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,953
SO...
CONSIDER IT ON LOAN.
464
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,625
AND I THINK I KNOW THE BEST
PLACE FOR YOU TO USE IT.
465
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,440
I CAN NOT BELIEVE
WE'RE ON THE TRICARRIER.
466
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,808
THAT'S NOT ALL, PAL.
467
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,278
IRON SPIDER,
MEET AGENT VENOM.
468
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,013
VENOM USED TO BE A BAD GUY,
469
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,383
AND NOW HE'S GOOD
AND WE BOTH GET TO JOIN
YOUR TEAM?
470
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,951
NOT QUITE.
471
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,754
I'M PUTTING TOGETHER A NEW
SHIELD TEAM OF NEW WARRIORS.
472
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,822
AND YOU TWO ARE
THE FIRST MEMBERS.
473
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,624
NEW WARRIORS?
474
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,859
YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONES
ON TASKMASTER'S LIST?
475
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,896
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
TASKMASTER'S LIST?
476
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,999
YOUR HARD WORK
WITH CHO PAID OFF.
477
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:09,900
IT'S LUCKY WE GOT
TO HIM FIRST.
478
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:12,703
WHEN CHO REVERSE-HACKED
TASKMASTER'S TECH,
479
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,805
HE WAS ABLE TO SNAG
THIS OFF HIS FILES.
480
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:15,940
IT'S THE SAME LIST.
481
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,942
THE LATEST VERSION
OF OUR LIST.
482
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,011
THE ONE WE PUT
CHO ON YESTERDAY.
483
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,912
THIS MEANS WE'VE BEEN
COMPROMISED.
484
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,848
EITHER SOMEBODY AT SHIELD'S
A DOUBLE AGENT,
485
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,950
OR TASKMASTER
IS IN THE SYSTEM.
486
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:26,951
IT'S A RACE NOW.
487
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,753
ME VERSUS TASKMASTER.
488
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,856
AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS IF
I COME IN SECOND.
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