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Sta-Stan?
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Oh, geez.
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Stan.
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Look, I'm, uh... I'm sorry about this,
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but, uh... you understand.
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Episode 01x08 - Level Boss
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oh, my God.
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Terrific.
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Y'ello?
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Yeah, hey, uh, Leon,
I need you to come get me.
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I, uh... I blew a tire.
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I'm on county road 8.
I think I'm just past the, uh...
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Well, the...
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The thing is I-I can't
get over there right now.
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I'm on a stakeout.
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Oh, God. Is this that woman again?
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I'm... I'm not at liberty...
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Okay, Leon, listen to me...
Hiding in the bushes
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outside the house of
a woman that you went out with,
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what, twice in high school
does not constitute a stakeout!
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Oh! Shh! Here she comes!
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Ohh!
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So, it's three kids now.
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That's your move.
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And the dance continues.
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We now return to "Rattlers!
Nature's Death Machine."
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Since the dawn of time,
man has wondered,
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"What if my penis lived
alone in the woods
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and was poisonous?"
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Amen, brother.
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Jell-O.
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Hey, Stan! Hey, you busy?
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Evie, please don't do that
with your voice.
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If you want something,
just go ahead and ask for it.
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Okay, look... I-I blew a tire, and...
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For some reason, I don't have a spare.
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That's 'cause I don't believe in them.
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They're a sign of weakness.
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In any case, make sure and hit me back
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as soon as you get
your situation all squared away.
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No! Don't hang up.
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Please stay on.
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Don't hang up.
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Keep your pants on for a second.
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See Ya!
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What, uh...
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What is all this?
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I am starting my own business.
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I am gonna clean people's teeth
right out of this house.
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Don't, uh... Don't you need
to go to school
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for something like that?
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Yeah, you do if you
want to be a dentist.
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But I'm just gonna brush
people's teeth really hard.
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Evie, sit tight. I'll be right there.
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Oh, my G... Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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Uh, y-you will be back
in your chair within an hour.
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I swear.
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Oh, no, no. Think nothing of it.
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There's... There's no rush
when you're helping a friend.
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In fact, I may be very well be
out of the house all day.
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Th-There are some times when
I just want to get in the car
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and drive and drive and drive
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until everything I've done in
my life is rendered meaningless.
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And when I do step out of the vehicle,
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I'm a... I'm a new man.
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Did y... Did you ever feel that way?
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Thank you, seriously.
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I owe you.
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Yeah.
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What the hell?!
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Okay.
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What the...?
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What?
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Y'ello?
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Yeah, uh, h-hey, Leon, uh...
I need you to come get me.
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Well, I can't get over there right now.
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I-I'm on a stakeout. Stakeout.
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Yeah.
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Thanks anyway.
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"The woods and was poisonous?"
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Amen, brother.
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Jell-O.
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Hey, Stan!
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Listen, I-I blew a tire
and, uh, you know, no spare.
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I'll be right there.
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What's with you?
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Didn't this...
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already happen?
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What, me doing you favors
and you saying weird shit?
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Yeah, that... That seems
vaguely familiar, yeah.
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No, seriously, Stan, I...
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You know what? Slow down.
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Why, what are you gonna do,
give me a speeding ticket?
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I'm not even speeding.
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Seriously, Stan, just slow down.
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You know... Stop the car, stop the car!
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Oh, what the hell?
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You all right?
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Okay.
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You're gonna be okay.
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We can help you, okay?
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I'm the sheriff.
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Just tell me...
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Jell-O.
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Hey, Stan, I don't have time to explain.
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I need you to come get me.
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I'll be right there.
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Stop the car!
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Oh, what the hell?!
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Don't move!
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What the hell are you doing?
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It's Wendy from "Peter Pan,"
for Christ's sake.
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She got the nightgown,
the big eyes, the...
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She got the whole thing.
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Who are you,
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and why did you kill me last time,
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and why was there a last time
and a time before that?!
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What the hell is going on?
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He... He did not send you?
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Who?
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He is the one doing this.
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He won't let me go.
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Evie, can we please wrap this up?
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- I'm talking!
- Let's go!
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You are Evie?
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I'm afraid he wants you, too.
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Who wants me?
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Come on! Ah.
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I should have stayed home
and watched my snake show.
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Hello? Ms. Livingston?
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Yes. My name is Denise Miller.
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I'm calling with a very special offer
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from White Power Tooth Cleaning.
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N-No, no. It's...
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No, it's... It's White
Power Tooth Cleaning,
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not White Power tooth clea...
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No, that is a very terrible name.
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Oh, for Christ sake... Look at this.
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Evie... a can of Schlitz beer.
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They don't even make this stuff anymore.
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It's probably worth something.
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Well, that's a museum piece right the...
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Oh, I'm swimming in butter today.
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We got another one.
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It's gonna be a challenge, but we can...
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We can drink it. Ooh!
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That's what I've been looking for.
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Winne... Oh! It's got bees in it.
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Well, you know, bees
traditionally love Schlitz,
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but you know what to do to bees.
You collapse the can.
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Okay. Let's try this again.
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Come on!
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Should have stayed home.
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Jesus, Evie.
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Say, uh, Evie, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Exactly when would you
like to talk about
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that crazy chick you just killed?
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Stan, look at that.
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What in the hell does that say?
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Aah! Oh, my God!
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It's all for the best.
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He was just slowin' you down.
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Who are you?
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I see you found my stick.
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I hated parting with it,
but clearly, you needed it.
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It's gonna make it easier
to deal with them.
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Wait, you... you left this for me?
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Oh, those two don't fight fair.
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As it is...
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we both stuck here.
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Hello! Mrs. Modig?
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Yes. We're taking a survey.
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Would you rather
have your teeth whitened
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by "Mighty Whities," "Fun N' Gums,"
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or "Good Times in Your Mouth"?
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What?
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Go... what myself?
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The time loop...
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I mean, surely, you notice it by now.
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I mean, somethin's
supposed to happen today,
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but it ain't gonna happen if you die.
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Well...
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Ain't gonna happen if that gal
from the forest dies, either,
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'cause if any one of you dies...
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I mean, we startin' all over again.
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W-W-What is supposed to happen?
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Well, you supposed to
destroy Constable Eccles.
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I'm supposed to kill a guy
who's been dead for 400 years?
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Well, if you continue
down this path here,
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you're gonna find him very much alive.
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Now, it ain't gonna be as simple
as a big stick to the head,
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I'll tell you that right now.
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Oh, hello. Yes.
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Is this the office of the Klu... Klux...
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Oh, my God. Never mind. So...
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Terrible. Whew.
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Now, the secret cemetery,
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hmm, the one with
the 172 witches buried in it?
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I know it.
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Yeah, well, what you don't know
is there's 173 graves there.
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And the last one...
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it belongs to Eccles.
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Although the nameplate
on it says, "Avner."
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It's his way of hiding in plain sight.
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Now, you must dig up the grave
and take out his eyes.
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T-Take o...
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Wow.
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Sorry, it's, uh... Just when I thought
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things couldn't get any
weirder, you know...
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The eyes of the grave
have seen his death.
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And when they look into the soul,
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then he will meet his true end,
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and the time will close
once and for all.
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And...
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and my friend... He'll be okay?
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To save him, you're gonna have
to go back to the beginning.
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How?
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I don't know.
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Although you could kill yourself.
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Great.
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Oh, don't worry, gal.
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You in luck!
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God damn it!
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The baby rattler
emerges from its leathery egg,
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seeking maternal comfort and murder.
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Been there, done that.
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Yeah?
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Hey, Stan, um, listen...
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I don't... I don't have time to explain,
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but, uh, I need a big favor.
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- No, today's not a very good day.
- Oh, crap!
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It's no problem.
I can leave immediately.
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Hey there, Sheriff.
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Kevin.
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Want to see a dead body?
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Little cemetery humor.
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I'm looking for a grave marked "Avner."
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You know about that?
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Know about what?
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Well, the... the town ledger
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has 172 people burned
for witchcraft buried here
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and, you know, over there.
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But there's 173 graves,
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and "Avner" is the one
name not in the ledger.
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Where is it?
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Say, Kev, those are fabulous.
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Come on.
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There it is... Avner.
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Well, uh...
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whatever happens from here on out
is none of my business.
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Yeah, you, uh... You go ahead
and get us started,
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and I, uh... I'll be back in a jiff.
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That's the thing about Hendrix
is he only made three albums,
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and "Band of Gypsys" was live.
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Now, Bootsy Collins...
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I think we're here.
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Now, you see what happens
when we work together?
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You didn't...
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I did all the diggin'.
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Now, don't be conceited, Kevo.
It's not flattering.
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Now, see if you can hump that thing up.
264
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,948
I'm gonna go find a place
to throw this out.
265
00:15:13,949 --> 00:15:15,848
I'm all about the environment.
266
00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:29,509
Outstanding effort, Kevo.
267
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:31,627
Outstanding.
268
00:15:32,762 --> 00:15:33,995
All right.
269
00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:35,830
Let's open it up.
270
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,036
Ooh.
271
00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:44,839
I have one last favor
there, little buddy.
272
00:15:44,874 --> 00:15:48,176
Reach in there and pinch out
those eyeballs for me.
273
00:15:51,481 --> 00:15:52,666
Here we go.
274
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:54,823
Here you go.
275
00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:02,017
Did you get the eyes?
276
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:04,820
I, uh... I went ahead
and brought you the whole head.
277
00:16:04,855 --> 00:16:07,630
I figured you'd want
to take the eyes out yourself.
278
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:08,684
Gee, thanks.
279
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:11,947
Now I'm the asshole? Give me a break.
280
00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:20,092
All right, any second now,
281
00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,926
we should see, like,
a-a crazy-looking girl
282
00:16:21,962 --> 00:16:22,874
run out into the road.
283
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,073
What else is new?
284
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,541
You know, when I was a wee tot...
285
00:16:25,576 --> 00:16:26,709
Just when we see her,
286
00:16:26,744 --> 00:16:28,277
I need you to take her home, okay?
287
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:29,945
And do what with her, give her a job?
288
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:31,747
Can she fix things? She good with tools?
289
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,748
S-Slam on your brakes.
290
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,416
Why? Slam on your brakes!
291
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,152
I don't see any... Hey! You...
292
00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:37,753
For the love of God!
293
00:17:07,285 --> 00:17:08,350
Jell-O.
294
00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:12,688
Take that.
295
00:17:12,723 --> 00:17:14,690
Ah, bring it to the car.
296
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,270
Okay, little nightgown girl...
297
00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:23,638
Why don't you go ahead and drop that
knife you got tucked in there, huh?
298
00:17:23,674 --> 00:17:25,020
Drop it, drop it.
299
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:26,420
Let it go.
300
00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:27,422
Perfect, perfect.
301
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,291
You follow directions very well, Wendy.
302
00:17:29,326 --> 00:17:30,732
You're a lot more
dangerous than you look.
303
00:17:30,732 --> 00:17:32,164
Watch your head. There you go.
304
00:17:32,199 --> 00:17:33,832
Speaking of heads...
305
00:17:35,202 --> 00:17:36,501
And we're good.
306
00:17:36,536 --> 00:17:38,336
Heading off with the head,
307
00:17:38,372 --> 00:17:39,571
asked for the eyes.
308
00:17:50,099 --> 00:17:51,799
So, uh...
309
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,172
You from around here?
310
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,908
What would you say you do for fun?
311
00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:00,762
Praying. You pray.
312
00:18:00,797 --> 00:18:02,130
Boy, that's fun.
313
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,966
That's a goddamn barrel of monkeys.
314
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,769
My friend Steve... He prayed a lot.
315
00:18:07,804 --> 00:18:10,472
Steve's dead... horrible tragedy.
316
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,419
Taken away too young,
like all the great ones.
317
00:18:14,546 --> 00:18:16,846
Janis, Jim Morrison.
318
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,580
Oh.
319
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:20,982
Mark Smith from a county over.
320
00:18:22,452 --> 00:18:24,018
He's a stone mason.
321
00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,529
Evie!
322
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,390
Did you bring the eyes?
323
00:18:37,425 --> 00:18:38,624
Well...
324
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,059
brought the head.
325
00:18:40,094 --> 00:18:41,594
It comes with eyes.
326
00:18:42,953 --> 00:18:43,989
This way.
327
00:18:47,671 --> 00:18:48,539
Uh...
328
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:54,645
Evie.
329
00:19:00,165 --> 00:19:01,264
Ah.
330
00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:03,952
Thank you for the eyes.
331
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,860
No, no, no, no.
332
00:19:11,896 --> 00:19:13,228
Go slow.
333
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,148
See, you got a nasty bump, there.
334
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,842
Where am I?
335
00:19:22,546 --> 00:19:23,735
Relax, dear.
336
00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:27,624
All is as it should be.
337
00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:31,961
I got my eyes now.
338
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,290
I was able to close the time loop.
339
00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:39,230
Your eyes?
340
00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,540
And my dear daughter...
341
00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,643
Constance is her name, by the way.
342
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,679
She's in your time now,
343
00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:55,217
safe from those who would
use her to destroy me.
344
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:58,530
What do you mean, "My time"?
345
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,565
And with her there and you here...
346
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,204
I thought you might like to see
347
00:20:03,205 --> 00:20:05,137
what happened to Constance's mother.
348
00:20:07,643 --> 00:20:09,910
No!
349
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:14,787
Evelyn Barret...
350
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:18,463
as Constable of Willard's Mill Township,
351
00:20:18,854 --> 00:20:23,053
I, Thaddeus Eccles, accuse you
of the crime of witchcraft.
352
00:20:26,161 --> 00:20:27,827
No.
353
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:30,030
No.
354
00:20:30,066 --> 00:20:31,332
No!
355
00:20:32,654 --> 00:20:36,237
We now return to "Rattlers!
Nature's Death Machine."
356
00:20:36,238 --> 00:20:38,904
Since the dawn of time,
man has wondered,
357
00:20:38,941 --> 00:20:41,641
"What if my penis lived alone
in the woods
358
00:20:41,677 --> 00:20:43,310
and was poisonous?"
359
00:20:48,684 --> 00:20:50,884
Mm.
360
00:21:17,284 --> 00:21:18,507
Something ain't right.
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