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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:49,957 Ah, Warsaw! 2 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:54,039 A city of modern technology. 3 00:00:54,457 --> 00:00:56,249 City of Lovers! 4 00:00:57,582 --> 00:00:59,957 And no lonely heart need be left behind. 5 00:01:02,290 --> 00:01:04,248 With a compelling enough profile, 6 00:01:04,707 --> 00:01:09,623 true love is just a click away. 7 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:18,748 Finding the love of your life is the fun part. But living with it... 8 00:01:19,915 --> 00:01:21,623 can be its own kind of hell. 9 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:25,289 When it comes to love, can you be sure of anything? 10 00:01:28,582 --> 00:01:33,414 You think Hugh Grant ever settled down with Julia Roberts in Notting Hill? 11 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,748 Or Bogart left for the Canaries 12 00:01:35,832 --> 00:01:39,039 with that French captain from "Casablanca" 13 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:40,706 and opened a nightclub? 14 00:01:41,290 --> 00:01:43,998 There's a reason romantic movies never get a sequel. 15 00:01:46,332 --> 00:01:51,248 It's because there's no such thing as Happily Ever After in real life. 16 00:01:53,165 --> 00:01:58,873 PLANET SINGLE 2 17 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,665 When you think about it, 18 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:08,914 in all of history there's only been a handful of truly great love stories. 19 00:02:09,832 --> 00:02:11,331 Tristan and Isolde. 20 00:02:12,290 --> 00:02:13,956 Lancelot and Guinevere. 21 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:15,789 Kristen Stewart... 22 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,914 and that vampire from "Twilight". 23 00:02:18,957 --> 00:02:19,873 This show... 24 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:22,373 is a grand tribute to true love. 25 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:23,748 Madam, gentlemen, 26 00:02:23,915 --> 00:02:26,331 I give you The Miracle of Christmas! 27 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:28,956 For the first time in the history of Polish TV, 28 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:33,748 a live Christmas Special sponsored by Planet Single 29 00:02:34,665 --> 00:02:37,748 and hosted by Poland's most celebrated couple, 30 00:02:37,915 --> 00:02:40,206 Ania Kwiatkowska and Tomek Wilczynski! 31 00:02:40,332 --> 00:02:44,873 This year, we're giving Poland the gift of love! 32 00:02:52,665 --> 00:02:53,539 Go on. 33 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:59,748 For millions of people, Tomek and Ania represent a modern day Cinderella story. 34 00:03:00,457 --> 00:03:04,706 Proof positive that two seemingly completely different people 35 00:03:05,165 --> 00:03:09,456 can come together through the miracle of modern technology 36 00:03:09,540 --> 00:03:12,331 and end up sharing a deep, profound, analog love. 37 00:03:12,415 --> 00:03:14,248 It's beautiful. It's timely. It's-- 38 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,581 Bullshit! 39 00:03:16,832 --> 00:03:20,581 You don't want a boyfriend but Prince fucking Charming on a white horse 40 00:03:20,665 --> 00:03:21,789 in an ivory tower! 41 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:26,248 What I want is an adult, not a selfish impulsive little boy! 42 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,664 - I am not impulsive! - Really! 43 00:03:28,832 --> 00:03:31,456 I'd rather be impulsive than boring, 44 00:03:31,540 --> 00:03:33,081 fearing any risk all my life! 45 00:03:33,165 --> 00:03:34,914 - I am not boring! - Oh yeah? 46 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,664 When was the last time you took a risk? 47 00:03:37,832 --> 00:03:39,539 I started dating you, didn't I? 48 00:03:39,707 --> 00:03:42,123 And immediately started trying to change me! 49 00:03:42,207 --> 00:03:43,623 You'd better change! 50 00:03:43,707 --> 00:03:44,914 A 40 who won't grow up! 51 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,831 I'm 39! Won't be 40 for another 3 months! 52 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,164 Come here! 53 00:03:57,500 --> 00:03:59,539 What do you mean, "grow up"? 54 00:03:59,915 --> 00:04:02,331 Get married? Have kids? That's growing up? 55 00:04:03,082 --> 00:04:05,164 - What's wrong with that? - Nothing! 56 00:04:05,290 --> 00:04:07,539 It's great living in a jail cell! 57 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:13,873 She loves him. 58 00:04:14,165 --> 00:04:15,123 I hate you! 59 00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:16,331 He loves her. 60 00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:18,165 Hope someone drops a piano on you! 61 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,374 You're the most immature, 62 00:04:19,457 --> 00:04:22,706 - You're the most insecure, know-it-all... - self-absorbed, pig-headed... 63 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,790 - person I've met! - person I've met! 64 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:26,249 It's heartwarming. 65 00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:28,831 Know what, Marcin? 66 00:04:29,207 --> 00:04:30,206 It's Marcel. 67 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:34,915 As just an executive of this network, I may not be "hip" 68 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,874 to all the current Internet "fads". 69 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:43,165 Still, I've got a MySpace account like everyone else. 70 00:04:44,290 --> 00:04:47,331 Yet I fail to see how your Christmas show 71 00:04:47,582 --> 00:04:50,331 would fit our branding strategy. 72 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:55,581 And I doubt our Planet Single partners would even consider invest-- 73 00:04:59,665 --> 00:05:00,540 Excuse me. 74 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:06,540 Yes, sir, good morning. 75 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,081 Yes, but-- 76 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:17,706 Yes, sir. 77 00:05:21,832 --> 00:05:22,831 Congratulations. 78 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:24,331 Your show is on. 79 00:05:24,790 --> 00:05:25,665 Really? 80 00:05:25,790 --> 00:05:28,249 And it'd better go exactly how you've described. 81 00:05:28,707 --> 00:05:30,331 It will be perfect. 82 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:32,331 Nobody's perfect! 83 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,706 Real people fight! They fart! They disagree! 84 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:38,415 People have flaws, but need to work on them! 85 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,624 You mean, I need to work on them! 86 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:43,206 - Good boy. - You're turning into your mother! 87 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:45,706 - I'll take that as a compliment. - She's a bitch! 88 00:05:46,665 --> 00:05:48,249 So she's a little cold. 89 00:05:48,332 --> 00:05:50,831 At least I'm not ashamed of my family like you are! 90 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,956 - You know nothing about my family! - Exactly! 91 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:55,915 - What's this? - Can't you see? 92 00:05:57,540 --> 00:05:59,706 - I'm leaving you. - The hell you are! 93 00:05:59,790 --> 00:06:00,874 I'm leaving you ! 94 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:03,915 Oh, please! Stop acting like such a baby. 95 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,665 What's that? 96 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:10,956 My suitcase. I always keep it packed just in case. 97 00:06:11,165 --> 00:06:11,999 See?! 98 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:14,499 You've never been committed to this relationship! 99 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:17,540 Relationship? You want a goddamn fairy tale! 100 00:06:18,582 --> 00:06:20,706 Where are you going? This is your house! 101 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:21,624 I'll buy another! 102 00:06:22,125 --> 00:06:22,956 Fine! 103 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,374 I'm still the one leaving you! 104 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,456 SINGLE 105 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,124 Tomek Wilczynski is now SINGLE 106 00:06:58,415 --> 00:06:59,290 SINGLE 107 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,540 Jerk. 108 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,040 "The Wolf" is back. 109 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,331 Mom? 110 00:07:30,457 --> 00:07:32,040 - Mo-- - Ania? 111 00:07:32,665 --> 00:07:33,581 Mom? 112 00:07:34,875 --> 00:07:36,081 Why do you look... 113 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:38,540 so incredible? 114 00:07:40,750 --> 00:07:43,040 It's just a little cut and color. 115 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,081 You like it? 116 00:07:45,415 --> 00:07:46,456 Yeah, except... 117 00:07:47,082 --> 00:07:48,706 You look like a stranger! 118 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:51,831 What did he do? 119 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:53,915 You were right... 120 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,540 - I shouldn't have wasted my time... - I know, dear. 121 00:08:00,083 --> 00:08:01,415 MESSAGE FROM SILVERFOX 122 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,540 - Sorry, one sec... - You're using... Planet Single? 123 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:09,165 Sweetheart, I hate to abandon you at a time like this, 124 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:10,624 but I already made plans. 125 00:08:10,875 --> 00:08:12,249 Who's Silverfox? 126 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:14,624 It's a "nick". 127 00:08:14,708 --> 00:08:16,206 I know what a nick is! 128 00:08:16,290 --> 00:08:18,915 You're off to a date and don't even know his name? 129 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,874 Oh, please! It's not a date. 130 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,081 - I hope not. - Just a hookup. 131 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,456 - A what?! - That's my cab. 132 00:08:25,957 --> 00:08:27,624 Help yourself to some ice cream. 133 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:30,374 - We'll talk later. - Where are you going? 134 00:08:30,665 --> 00:08:31,956 When will you be back? 135 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:34,956 Ania! I'm 55 years old. 136 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:58,664 Do you mind? 137 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,124 I'm trying to meditate! 138 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,374 Well, excuse me, Mahatma Gandhi. 139 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:10,499 Namaste. 140 00:09:10,875 --> 00:09:12,831 It's over with Tomek. I moved out. 141 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:15,624 Breathe, Ania. 142 00:09:16,041 --> 00:09:18,706 When the breath wanders, the mind is unsteady. 143 00:09:19,207 --> 00:09:20,206 Such a jerk! 144 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:23,999 You know what he said? That I'm turning into my mom! 145 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:26,331 For one, your mom has an amazing haircut. 146 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:28,124 - Ola, I'm being serious. - Me too! 147 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:30,374 It took me four hours to do it! 148 00:09:30,791 --> 00:09:31,624 I'm watching! 149 00:09:31,707 --> 00:09:33,664 Where are the boxes from my room? 150 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,039 Ask the guru over there. 151 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,831 Mom, where are all my boxes? 152 00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:38,206 I need my leather jacket. 153 00:09:39,082 --> 00:09:41,374 We donated them. We need room for the nursery. 154 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:45,289 What? And nobody asked me? Do I even live here anymore? 155 00:09:46,082 --> 00:09:47,081 Zosia! 156 00:09:47,250 --> 00:09:49,249 Your aggression is blocking my chakras. 157 00:09:49,332 --> 00:09:53,081 Disrupting my energy flow! How can I expect to have a perfect birth? 158 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:54,249 Whatevs, I'm off. 159 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:55,749 - See ya. - Look, 160 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:59,664 shall I come by tomorrow with some amazing home-brewed kombucha? 161 00:09:59,750 --> 00:10:01,249 You'll feel like a new woman. 162 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:05,499 I know. 163 00:10:05,582 --> 00:10:09,206 I know it's painful now, hon, but try to stay positive. 164 00:10:09,332 --> 00:10:10,664 As Paneer says, "Pain 165 00:10:11,041 --> 00:10:13,124 is the coffee your soul needs 166 00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:14,331 to wake up." 167 00:10:14,916 --> 00:10:15,956 Bye. 168 00:10:16,957 --> 00:10:18,039 Coffee? 169 00:10:19,082 --> 00:10:22,999 "Pain is coffee"? Another nugget of wisdom from your "guru"? 170 00:10:23,082 --> 00:10:24,499 His name is Paneer. 171 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,706 You could learn a lot from him. 172 00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:30,374 Did it ever occur to you that women, for thousands of years, 173 00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:32,456 have given birth without yoga? 174 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:36,206 You think some crusty old fakir can teach you new tricks? 175 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:38,206 Paneer is a 7th level master. 176 00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:42,831 They're all the same! Shriveled old farts 177 00:10:42,915 --> 00:10:48,164 who think they know everything 'cause they hallucinated it during a colon cleanse! 178 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,914 Mr. Expert, why don't you come to a class? 179 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,249 Show us what you know? 180 00:10:54,332 --> 00:10:56,039 Gladly! Just tell me when! 181 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,206 Wednesday. 182 00:11:20,332 --> 00:11:22,624 - Silverfox? - Yes, it's me. 183 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:23,956 Have a seat, please. 184 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:31,831 You look a little more... 185 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:35,831 mature than your picture. 186 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,374 Come on. 187 00:11:37,582 --> 00:11:39,874 It's only a few years old. 188 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,081 We are on the verge of a watershed moment in history. 189 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,999 Using big data... 190 00:11:51,832 --> 00:11:53,581 and predictive analytics... 191 00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:56,956 we have created the first... 192 00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:01,374 infallible algorithm for human compatibility. 193 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,664 We have called it... 194 00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:06,456 Gravity. 195 00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:11,749 We're launching it this Christmas Eve... 196 00:12:12,207 --> 00:12:14,831 only on Planet Single. 197 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,249 Marcel! 198 00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:21,374 Why don't you pick up? Hours ago you texted me you're around. 199 00:12:21,832 --> 00:12:22,874 You've been drinking. 200 00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,539 How's the pitch meeting? 201 00:12:26,625 --> 00:12:28,124 - We got it. - We did? 202 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,581 The Christmas Special! 203 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,914 Really? 204 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,124 That's terrific! 205 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,039 What Christmas Special? 206 00:12:34,582 --> 00:12:36,539 The one we discussed in the summer! 207 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:40,789 You and Ania as co-hosts. First Christmas Eve live show on TV! 208 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:45,456 What? 209 00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:47,499 Broke up? How? 210 00:12:47,582 --> 00:12:49,624 Normally. Donezo. Finito. Kaput! 211 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:50,749 You must be together. 212 00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:53,499 Ten million households are waiting for you! lt'll be a hit! 213 00:12:53,582 --> 00:12:54,581 Are you nuts? 214 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,624 A Christmas carols night? What's next, a hemorrhoid cure commercial? 215 00:12:58,790 --> 00:13:01,206 May I remind you we haven't worked in six months? 216 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,289 I walked in for a latte today and went out with an application! 217 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,124 You were to pitch 13 episodes of our next show! 218 00:13:07,207 --> 00:13:09,081 - That was the plan! - They wouldn't listen. 219 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:14,414 How could they not have? Our show's finale had record viewers! 220 00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:16,664 You walked out of a live show! 221 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:19,039 Every network thinks you're a loose cannon. 222 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,081 There must be other options! 223 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,749 - That LA guy keeps calling. - See? 224 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:25,831 What was that about? 225 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,789 Featured puppeteer, streaming TV. 226 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,374 Featured? 227 00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,581 And it's not even real TV? 228 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,706 Fine, let's do the Christmas show-- 229 00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:45,374 Great! Yes! I have so many ideas! 230 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,914 But I'm not reading any stupid-ass Christmas wishes. 231 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,331 - No wishes. Sure. - And no puppets. 232 00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,539 - But people love them. - No puppets! 233 00:13:56,915 --> 00:13:57,831 Oh! 234 00:13:58,082 --> 00:14:01,706 Good luck getting Ania to sign up. It's gonna take a miracle! 235 00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:03,331 Christmas is a miracle! 236 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,874 WINTER IS COMING 237 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:23,749 Bravo! 238 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:25,624 Hi. 239 00:14:26,582 --> 00:14:28,289 Kids, we have a visitor! 240 00:14:28,582 --> 00:14:32,081 Good morning, Principal! 241 00:14:32,207 --> 00:14:34,706 Good morning, children! I've got great news. 242 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:36,249 You've all been selected 243 00:14:36,582 --> 00:14:39,624 to perform live on network television! 244 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,164 What? How come? 245 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,706 It's a dream come true for our students 246 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:48,581 but also for our fine institution. 247 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:49,914 How did-- 248 00:14:52,332 --> 00:14:56,206 Don't forget we're doing transpositions on Friday! 249 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,289 Ela! Notebooks! 250 00:14:58,375 --> 00:14:59,664 Is it here? OK. 251 00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:07,414 It truly is a formative experience, 252 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,956 which should teach them a lot of courage. 253 00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:11,956 It does sounds like an opportunity. 254 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,956 I'm glad you agree. Besides, you'll be the perfect host! 255 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,206 Wait, what? Host? 256 00:15:18,916 --> 00:15:20,999 Who better to represent our school? 257 00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:26,206 Come on, Bogdan. I've never been on TV. The stage fright alone... 258 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,664 What stage fright? 259 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,581 You perform all the time, 260 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:32,874 - it's exactly the same thing. - It's not the same at all! 261 00:15:32,957 --> 00:15:34,664 There's going to be cameras! 262 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,039 What about my duties? All my classes! 263 00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:39,581 Don't worry. I've found you a substitute! 264 00:15:39,915 --> 00:15:41,581 Radek, come in, please. 265 00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:46,749 Radek Zawadzki. Meet Ania Kwiatkowska. 266 00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,956 - Hi. - He'll take over your classes. 267 00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,249 Have you taught any children? 268 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:53,664 No, but I have a couple nephews. 269 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,706 He's a family man! 270 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:56,999 And a music degree. 271 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,039 I see. 272 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,624 And where do you work now? 273 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,164 Now? At a cafe. 274 00:16:02,791 --> 00:16:04,706 Wednesdays, at a piano lounge. 275 00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:08,331 - And I drive a cab part-time. - He's an excellent driver, too. 276 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,914 Never mind the details! 277 00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:12,164 Your kids will be fine. 278 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,539 My father was a cab driver. 279 00:16:16,916 --> 00:16:17,749 I see. 280 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,624 I don't know. Bogdan, I mean... 281 00:16:22,666 --> 00:16:25,164 is this what's best for the school? 282 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,414 It's not just best for the school. 283 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,914 It's what best for our country! 284 00:16:35,082 --> 00:16:36,081 Fine. 285 00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:38,664 That's the spirit! 286 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,831 Look, you know what? 287 00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:47,039 There's just this one tiny little detail... 288 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:49,624 Absolutely not! 289 00:16:49,915 --> 00:16:53,706 Think I'll share a stage with that jerk and pretend we're dating? 290 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,249 You're out of your mind! 291 00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:56,331 Told you so. 292 00:16:56,707 --> 00:16:58,624 Will you tell him to shut up? 293 00:16:58,707 --> 00:17:00,831 Will you tell her to stop shouting? 294 00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:05,707 Tell him I'd rather walk into oncoming traffic than do a show with him! 295 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,707 - Tell her the street's that way! - Guys! 296 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,082 Let's be adults, please. 297 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,289 It's only till Christmas. 298 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,914 You won't have to contact each other outside the studio. 299 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,874 Aside from PR commitments. 300 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:28,832 Your students will get to perform in front of millions of people! 301 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,457 This can change their lives. 302 00:17:31,915 --> 00:17:33,124 And the two of you, 303 00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,707 as soon as it's over, can officially part ways. 304 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:38,414 Everyone wins! What do you say? 305 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,624 Marcel, dear... 306 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:45,289 Even if I were to agree, 307 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,249 I'm no presenter. 308 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,664 I'd embarrass myself and ruin your show. 309 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,499 Didn't I tell you? You can't take a risk! 310 00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:56,789 Fine. 311 00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:01,374 But we'll need some ground rules. 312 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,164 No hand holding. 313 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,999 No touching off camera. 314 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,082 Fine by me. 315 00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:12,874 And absolutely, under no circumstances will there be kissing! 316 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:13,789 Thank God. 317 00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:17,164 As soon as the show's over, so are we. 318 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,749 Can't wait. 319 00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,289 Great! 320 00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,332 Now, squeeze in and pretend you like each other. 321 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,582 Yes. Now, say: 322 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,082 "Christmas Eve!" 323 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,039 "Christmas Eve!" 324 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,414 Three things we badly need: 325 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,374 - a huge sparkling star, a beacon of hope. - A beacon of hope. 326 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,374 Velvet curtain, from top to bottom. 327 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,164 Say... burgundy? 328 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:19,832 Yup. And snow. Snow everywhere. 329 00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:22,914 It's gotta be freezing just from looking at it. 330 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,624 For the know-how, ask someone. 331 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,582 Set designer? Prop guy? 332 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,789 - Set designer. - Right. 333 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:32,082 For lunch we're having 15 beef, five vegan... 334 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:35,207 No, just vegan. We don't eat reindeer. 335 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,664 Reindeer costumes! Check the dressing room. 336 00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:38,624 Zoska! 337 00:19:39,415 --> 00:19:41,207 Didn't you wear this yesterday, too? 338 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,082 It's ecofriendly to rewear clothes. 339 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,789 The Miracle of Christmas! 340 00:19:54,165 --> 00:19:56,624 Welcome everyone on Good Morning Sunrise 341 00:19:56,708 --> 00:20:00,664 with Poland's "it" couple, Ania and Tomek! 342 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:08,664 So, any truth to those breakup rumors? 343 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,624 None at all. 344 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,082 But, Ania, 345 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:18,499 didn't your Planet Single status briefly change to "Single"? 346 00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,832 That was... You see... 347 00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:26,664 It's all orchestrated. 348 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,664 Part of the viral ad campaign for our Christmas show! 349 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,914 Exactly! A practical joke. 350 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:36,789 Tomek, he just loves to joke. 351 00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:40,289 It's better than being boring, I mean, bored! Right, honey? 352 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:41,457 Tomek, 353 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:46,164 was it a hard transition for you, from "ladies' man" to "boyfriend"? 354 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,374 I don't like slapping labels on things. 355 00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,374 Ania? 356 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:55,999 Well, it's thanks to labels we can tell sugar and arsenic apart. 357 00:20:56,165 --> 00:20:58,499 Or where the exits are in a fire. 358 00:20:58,583 --> 00:21:02,332 Yes, Ania is so great at finding exits. 359 00:21:02,415 --> 00:21:06,664 I love him so much I could just choke him. 360 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,124 Bogdan! 361 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,914 Are you ready yet? 362 00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,749 Where is this lout? 363 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,874 - We're going to be late! - Hold your horses! 364 00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:27,332 "Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet." 365 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:29,707 Finally. 366 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,124 What is this? 367 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:36,374 What? 368 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,374 - You said to dress comfortably. - Yes, for yoga! 369 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,664 Not a gas station hit! 370 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:47,289 Come on! This look is classic! 371 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:53,414 I liked how you said all the uhhh's. So cool. 372 00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,749 This is degrading! What am I doing here? 373 00:21:56,833 --> 00:22:01,289 You chose to sign that contract. So stop playing the victim for once! 374 00:22:01,415 --> 00:22:04,414 Just to be clear, I'm not doing this for myself. 375 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,374 It's for my school and kids! 376 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,539 Oh, please. We both know why you're doing this. 377 00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:12,207 You're just trying to win our break-up! 378 00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,249 Win our break-- Oh, that's just-- 379 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,124 What are you on about? 380 00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:22,039 You just want to show me how you're brave and I was wrong, blah, blah, blah. 381 00:22:23,165 --> 00:22:26,332 Everything's not about you, you... narcissist! 382 00:22:27,458 --> 00:22:28,457 By the way... 383 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,749 what will you get out of this? 384 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,914 A new show next year. 385 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,374 Well, I hope it's a bust. 386 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,957 At least I'll have a bust! 387 00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:41,414 And not just one decorating the piano. 388 00:22:48,083 --> 00:22:48,957 Calm down! 389 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,164 Here he comes. 390 00:23:22,625 --> 00:23:24,457 Namaste, class! 391 00:23:25,458 --> 00:23:27,374 Namaste, Paneer! 392 00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:31,874 Oh! 393 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:35,707 I see... we have a new guest today. 394 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:38,374 Namaste! 395 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,374 Hajime. 396 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,249 Her womb is resonating with your masculine energy. 397 00:23:52,790 --> 00:23:53,789 It'll be a boy. 398 00:23:56,583 --> 00:23:57,664 You're glowing. 399 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,707 Did you tell him? 400 00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,874 Let's begin! 401 00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:04,582 Great, yes... 402 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:05,582 Good. 403 00:24:05,665 --> 00:24:10,082 Relax this spot and breathe. Then stretch. Yes. 404 00:24:10,165 --> 00:24:11,332 Here you are. 405 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,624 Beautiful. 406 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:18,374 Ola! 407 00:24:18,665 --> 00:24:21,124 Great, loosely, yes. 408 00:24:23,165 --> 00:24:25,832 Use your rear muscles to support your partner. 409 00:24:25,915 --> 00:24:27,164 It's what I'm doing! 410 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,082 That's it exactly! 411 00:24:30,165 --> 00:24:34,457 And now, a deep stretch. Support her! 412 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:35,414 Deeper! 413 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:38,124 Ola, your sacral chakra is open so wide! 414 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:40,124 That's it! Keep opening! 415 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:41,874 Opening! 416 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,249 Yes! 417 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,499 Yes! 418 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,499 No! 419 00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:18,874 Jeez! Zoska! 420 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,374 Hey. 421 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:21,874 You slept here? 422 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,582 Yeah, I finished late. 423 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:29,457 Do your parents know? 424 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,957 They surely didn't notice. All they talk about is the baby. 425 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:39,499 It's normal. Having a baby can make a mess of any relationship. 426 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:40,414 Yeah. 427 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:45,124 When the baby arrives, they'll finally have a perfect new family. 428 00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:49,374 And I'll be sidelined, a scrap of a broken marriage. 429 00:25:57,415 --> 00:25:59,249 My dad hardly ever spoke to me. 430 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,332 Really? 431 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,914 I thought he was disappointed with my being... odd. 432 00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:11,207 My mom left when I was little. Maybe Dad and I just blamed each other. 433 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:14,374 When I was your age, I thought Dad hated me. 434 00:26:14,458 --> 00:26:17,914 When I realized I was wrong, it was too late to change anything. 435 00:26:20,665 --> 00:26:22,332 Don't make the same mistake. 436 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:26,332 Ola and Bogdan are good people. 437 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,332 They're a little weird, but OK. 438 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,082 Reasonably so. 439 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,957 Give them time, it'll all work out. 440 00:26:37,165 --> 00:26:39,082 Did it all work out with your mom? 441 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,249 Marcel! 442 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,874 It's Beata's agent. They're on their way... over here. 443 00:26:52,540 --> 00:26:55,539 Yes, we're here! Can't wait... It's Marcel. 444 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:57,207 Rise and shine, kiddo! 445 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,499 The show won't make itself. 446 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:06,789 No, no! 447 00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,957 lgor, quit throwing this! 448 00:27:13,915 --> 00:27:17,582 - How about a little help? - They're just kids. 449 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:19,207 Are you one, too? 450 00:27:20,165 --> 00:27:22,539 Okay, come on now, scram. 451 00:27:23,165 --> 00:27:24,414 Turn right! 452 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,414 Wait up! 453 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,249 Marcel! 454 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,039 Did you get Beata's wish list? 455 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,374 Yes, Kamil gave it to me. 456 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:46,874 An unlimited supply of Princessa bars, foot bath... 457 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,457 - A crate of Baczewski vodka? - Yes! 458 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,457 And green tea ice cubes. 459 00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,539 Of course. 460 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,039 The stage! 461 00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,457 Small. 462 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:02,707 Look. Do you see? Look what they did to my... 463 00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:05,789 Szymon! 464 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:09,707 What are you doing, dimwit?! 465 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:11,832 No one told me Wilczynski'd be here! 466 00:28:11,915 --> 00:28:13,164 I'm playing hangman. 467 00:28:13,250 --> 00:28:15,624 It's not a hanged man! This is Szymon! 468 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:16,999 You fat blob! 469 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,624 Fat blob! 470 00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:20,874 I'm not fat! 471 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:24,582 - I just have a problem with my glands. - Why, did you eat them?! 472 00:28:29,415 --> 00:28:31,164 He's just a little boy! 473 00:28:31,290 --> 00:28:32,457 Not so little! 474 00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,624 Tell him to grow up then! 475 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,624 Olaf is troubled, and already bullied by the other kids. 476 00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,789 So please, stop screaming at him. 477 00:28:42,915 --> 00:28:43,914 He started it! 478 00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,749 Just stay away from my kids! 479 00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:49,289 Then keep them away from my props! 480 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:54,539 Lovers' quarrel. The dressing rooms are this way. 481 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,914 Oh... 482 00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:06,789 Come on! 483 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,499 Can I help? 484 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:11,957 No, thanks. 485 00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:24,789 How did you do that? 486 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:28,039 Any door can be opened, you just need the right key. 487 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,039 Hang on... 488 00:29:31,875 --> 00:29:33,832 You're the Planet Single guy! 489 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:35,582 Alex. Correct. 490 00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:36,999 Hi. Ania. 491 00:29:37,165 --> 00:29:39,414 I know. Nice to finally meet you. 492 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,332 Sorry... 493 00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:44,457 I'm a bit dazed. It's my first time hosting a TV show. 494 00:29:45,165 --> 00:29:46,664 And it's my first time... 495 00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:48,207 rescuing a Princessa. 496 00:29:53,790 --> 00:29:55,164 That was a good one. 497 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:03,664 Hey, puppet boy! 498 00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:08,124 I think I know that perfume. Jameson No. 5. 499 00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:12,832 Surprise, surprise. All these years, still an asshole. 500 00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,457 Except now you're hosting Christmas Specials. 501 00:30:17,290 --> 00:30:18,499 Isn't it a bummer? 502 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,499 I've got a kitchen to remodel. What's your excuse? 503 00:30:22,290 --> 00:30:24,832 Your stupid skits done ruined my career. 504 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:28,374 I never had sex with a dwarf! Certainly not on drugs! 505 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:31,457 Your skit almost sent me to rehab! 506 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:34,624 It's got a state-of-the-art projector. 507 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:35,832 Yeah? 508 00:30:35,915 --> 00:30:39,039 - It's like the Hubble telescope. - Sounds incredible. 509 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:43,539 I'm their boss, so if you'd like to check it out sometime... 510 00:30:43,708 --> 00:30:44,624 Really? 511 00:30:45,165 --> 00:30:46,082 How's tomorrow? 512 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:47,457 - Tomorrow? - Yeah. 513 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:53,332 - Will Tomek join us? - He has other plans. 514 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:55,914 So? 515 00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:57,624 - 8 p.m.? - 8 p.m.? 516 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,164 - Cool! - Cool! 517 00:31:01,665 --> 00:31:02,582 Here's my number. 518 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:04,582 CONTACT ADDED 519 00:31:05,833 --> 00:31:06,664 So... 520 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:07,749 see you tomorrow? 521 00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,124 See you tomorrow. 522 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:20,999 I thought about what I'd tell you if we ever got face to face. 523 00:31:21,665 --> 00:31:22,664 So did I. 524 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:23,999 What are you doing? 525 00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:28,164 You're playing a bitch just to turn me on. And you know what? 526 00:31:28,665 --> 00:31:31,207 - It's working. - It is? 527 00:31:31,290 --> 00:31:34,789 Wilczynski, you wolf! I had no idea you felt this way. 528 00:31:34,875 --> 00:31:37,832 We're adults. We don't need to play games. 529 00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:39,999 What about Ania? 530 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:42,789 When the cat's away, the mice will play. 531 00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:49,124 Pig. 532 00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:58,164 Hey, what are we doing? We have to stop this, we are not animals. 533 00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,874 No, we... no. 534 00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:03,539 Ciao. 535 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:06,082 Ciao. 536 00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:11,957 Kuba, do you have the instruments? Two, four... 537 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:14,039 Here, your sheet music. 538 00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:15,164 Girls... 539 00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,082 Marcel! 540 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,124 I've been looking for you. 541 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:23,164 - What's this? - Tarty Ticklers. 542 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:24,082 Whoa! 543 00:32:24,165 --> 00:32:27,039 Turkey's most famous burlesque troupe. 544 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:30,124 They have over 20 million views on the Internet! 545 00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:32,624 You should see their dance moves! 546 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:34,374 Hey, babe! 547 00:32:34,458 --> 00:32:37,582 Hey, do you like guitar players? 548 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,957 Fine, but why are they here? 549 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:44,164 Marcel, the Internet is a strange and interesting place. 550 00:32:44,665 --> 00:32:46,499 How do they work with our show? 551 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:48,582 An excellent question, young man! 552 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:51,957 But you're the creative one here. You make it work! 553 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,664 Is no one coming to pick you up? 554 00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:26,332 What do you care? 555 00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:30,624 Look, 556 00:33:31,625 --> 00:33:35,832 I'm sorry about earlier. It wasn't personal. I'm just... 557 00:33:36,790 --> 00:33:38,749 being an asshole sometimes. 558 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,039 Truce? 559 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,874 I hear the other kids give you a hard time. 560 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,124 What's that about? 561 00:33:58,625 --> 00:34:00,499 They pick on me in PE class. 562 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:02,957 Call me names in the shower. 563 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,289 What kind of names? 564 00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,414 Horse-cock. 565 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,081 Giant dick. 566 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:10,831 Tripod. 567 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,123 - Seriously? - 'Course not! 568 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,748 What do you think they call me? 569 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,581 That was a good one! 570 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:28,873 Made it up yourself? 571 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:32,206 You've got talent, kid! 572 00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:33,456 Thanks. 573 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:35,956 "Tripod"... 574 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,706 Are you and Ms. Ania really dating? 575 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:40,706 Sure, why? 576 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,914 You act like you hate each other. 577 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,998 That's just how adults do. 578 00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,539 Women are strange. 579 00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:48,623 I'd treat her better. 580 00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:50,456 Give me a break, kid. 581 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:52,498 What do you know about chicks? 582 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:53,456 Plenty. 583 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:55,914 I've got Internet on my phone, see? 584 00:34:57,875 --> 00:34:59,081 Jesus, kid! 585 00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:04,206 Why even watch this? 586 00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:05,956 Everybody watches it. Don't you? 587 00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:10,456 What I mean is women should be treated with respect. 588 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:13,248 Then you shouldn't talk to Ms. Ania like that. 589 00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:27,914 PANEER YOGA WARSAW 590 00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:41,289 - Who's that? - Huh? 591 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:45,373 I'm checking potential PE teachers. 592 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:46,664 Nice guns. 593 00:35:47,833 --> 00:35:49,248 Anyone can have those. 594 00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:51,873 You should've seen me in my youth. 595 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,748 I worked out nonstop. Not like you kids, 596 00:35:55,166 --> 00:35:56,998 heads in the phones all day. 597 00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:03,164 Anyway, want to hear what I've been up to? 598 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,039 The internship's going well, 599 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:08,664 Marcel's giving me responsibilities. 600 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,914 And I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of the devil on my chest. 601 00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:16,664 Huh? 602 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,164 Yeah, cool, sounds good. 603 00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:32,206 FROM FAMILY FEUD TO A HIT APP 604 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:36,123 HOW A 17-YEAR-OLD MADE A PARENTS-AND-KIDS COMMUNICATOR 605 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:59,039 "Marcel Galinski" "family" 606 00:37:05,041 --> 00:37:08,914 "Find people with family name Galinski" 607 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:14,998 Places everyone. Quiet! 608 00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:19,039 Gravity Commercial: Season of Love, take 1. 609 00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:22,081 And... action! 610 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,123 Good evening! 611 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,664 I'm Tomek Wilczynski. 612 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,248 And I'm Ania Kwiato... Kwiatkowska. 613 00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,373 Stop! 614 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,289 Season of Love, take 2. 615 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:31,206 Hello! 616 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:34,706 - Tomek Wilczynski... - And Ania Kwiato... Kwiatkowska! 617 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:36,873 Maybe give them some notes? 618 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:41,206 More energy, please. 619 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:45,039 Welcome! Tomek Wilczynski... 620 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:46,331 And Ania Kwiatow... 621 00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:49,456 And Ania Kwiatkowska. 622 00:37:49,666 --> 00:37:51,623 Kwiatkowska is your name. 623 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:53,539 Stop! 624 00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:56,873 ...gives us the greatest gift of all. A chance for... 625 00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,623 A chance for... 626 00:37:59,708 --> 00:38:02,206 Season of Love, take 13. 627 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:03,248 Action. 628 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:05,373 Due to the use of me... tadata... 629 00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:07,206 "Take", your favorite word! 630 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:10,373 ...will find us the most conta... compatible... 631 00:38:10,458 --> 00:38:11,289 Crap! 632 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:13,623 Sorry! 633 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,248 Action! 634 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:17,998 - Should I say it? - No! Once more. 635 00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:18,956 I'll say it. 636 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,289 I'm saying "action." 637 00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:22,164 - Go ahead. - Action. 638 00:38:22,250 --> 00:38:24,206 ...will find us the most compa... 639 00:38:24,541 --> 00:38:27,456 Compatible! Fuck! 640 00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,456 Compatible! 641 00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:37,873 Take 116. 642 00:38:38,375 --> 00:38:39,206 Action. 643 00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:40,414 119. 644 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:41,414 Action. 645 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:43,456 Action. 646 00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:52,081 Fuck it, I can't work in these conditions. 647 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:55,373 This was great. Best one yet! 648 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:57,456 Let's take a break. 649 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:58,873 What's with that screen? 650 00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:04,873 - You ruined such a good take! - Hey, Marcel! 651 00:39:04,958 --> 00:39:08,414 We're doing great! And you hired Turkish strippers for the show. Nice! 652 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,039 It's not me. It's Kamil and his "online wonders". 653 00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,914 I thought you had full creative control? 654 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,414 - So did I. - Say, 655 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,748 wanna make me happy? Hire a talking dog. 656 00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:20,414 - Mr. Marcel Galinski? - Yes. 657 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,623 - Sign here, please. - What's this? 658 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,039 I just deliver them. 659 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:25,456 Thank you. 660 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,498 Isn't it a disaster? 661 00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,456 Relax. 662 00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:41,331 Trust me, I've seen worse. 663 00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:43,706 At least you guys look good together. 664 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:44,664 Thanks. 665 00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:48,414 In fact, I'd say you've almost got everyone fooled. 666 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:49,956 What? 667 00:39:51,208 --> 00:39:53,873 Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. 668 00:39:55,250 --> 00:39:56,539 What do you mean? 669 00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:57,998 Tomek and I are a couple. 670 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:04,706 "ALEXANDER: We still on for 20:00?" 671 00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:07,706 Right. 672 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,456 Just like me and Borys. 673 00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:21,581 "ANIA: Sure!" 674 00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:26,414 My lips are sealed. 675 00:40:36,166 --> 00:40:38,123 The tickets are in, they look great! 676 00:40:38,208 --> 00:40:40,456 - You wanted to see me? - Close the door. 677 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:43,664 What's going on? 678 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,498 I'd like an explanation for this. 679 00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:50,831 That's your mom. 680 00:40:51,458 --> 00:40:52,706 A Christmas miracle! 681 00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,914 How many laws did you break for me to get this? 682 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,998 Well... 683 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,956 They could jail you for this! 684 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,373 - I tried to help? - Who asked you? 685 00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:09,206 Did I ask you to dig up my past or invade my privacy? 686 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,831 I know you meant well. 687 00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,831 But you can't do that. 688 00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:18,414 I'm sorry. I won't do it again. 689 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,373 That is all. 690 00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,956 This is a state-of-the-art birthing tub. 691 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:39,414 It is so relaxing, some women 692 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,956 have even experienced orgasmic birth! 693 00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:42,914 Told you so. 694 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:47,081 And this is our birthing hammock. 695 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:50,539 It has also seen plenty of action. 696 00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:52,456 Follow me! 697 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,081 Our "Moist Lotus" birth center brings children into the world, 698 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:11,081 but also helps guide them through it. 699 00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,831 Our daycare, based on the principles of yoga, 700 00:42:13,916 --> 00:42:17,248 teaches both meditation and discipline... 701 00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:34,956 Ola, have you completed your birthing plan? 702 00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:36,956 Yes! 703 00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,998 I'd like natural light only, or candles. 704 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:43,831 And for everyone present to speak in whispers. 705 00:42:43,916 --> 00:42:46,331 Some relaxing music. Maybe Sting? 706 00:42:46,416 --> 00:42:47,248 Good. 707 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,664 Let's discuss the placenta. 708 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:49,581 Yes, please. 709 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:52,706 We have a variety of menu items to choose from, 710 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,414 but most of our clients select 711 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,081 - the smoothie. - The smoothie. 712 00:42:57,166 --> 00:43:00,373 Oh, great, fantastic. 713 00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:01,539 I'm famished! 714 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,331 Number 4 looks nice. 715 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,164 Extra chunky. 716 00:43:07,333 --> 00:43:08,456 For connoisseurs! 717 00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:17,289 Are we cannibals? Not enough to give birth, we must eat what's left behind? 718 00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:19,748 Can't we have the baby in a regular hospital? 719 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:22,623 Hospitals are where people go to die, not to be born! 720 00:43:22,708 --> 00:43:26,581 Zosia was born without this mumbo-jumbo! All Teresa needed was three anesthetics 721 00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:28,289 and 12 hours to get it done! 722 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:30,456 I'm not Teresa, got it?! 723 00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:32,373 It might be nothing to you, 724 00:43:32,458 --> 00:43:35,498 but it's my first birth and I want it to be perfect! 725 00:43:35,583 --> 00:43:38,873 But some fakir? What do we know about this Paneer guy? 726 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,873 You'll get to know him. He's coming over for Christmas Eve. 727 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:42,789 What?! 728 00:43:45,166 --> 00:43:47,831 How? Can't he ruin his own family's Christmas? 729 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:50,706 He has no family in Poland, so I've invited him. 730 00:43:50,791 --> 00:43:53,164 It's the Christian thing to do! 731 00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:56,998 - Is he even a Christian? - Jesus wasn't even a Christian! 732 00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:06,081 A few of my relationships didn't work out 733 00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:08,164 and I realized the waste of time. 734 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:10,373 The endless compromises, the needless pain. 735 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:14,164 A puzzle begging to be solved: how to avoid all that? 736 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,664 By hooking up random strangers? 737 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:21,248 Planet Single was the first step. 738 00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:24,206 People misuse it. Gravity will change that. 739 00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:28,164 Because it magically places everyone with their perfect match. 740 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:30,456 It's science, not magic. 741 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:33,456 Sounds wonderful. 742 00:44:34,458 --> 00:44:36,248 But isn't it too good to be true? 743 00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:38,998 At least you won't have to waste six months to realize 744 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:41,039 someone isn't a good match. 745 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:43,581 It's starting. 746 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:48,456 See those streaks? 747 00:44:50,750 --> 00:44:52,456 It's the Amor asteroids. 748 00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:56,748 Do you really think two people can be together without compromising? 749 00:44:57,625 --> 00:45:01,664 In a perfect match, there's no need to fight. 750 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:06,373 No need to pretend or change. You can be yourself. 751 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:13,956 - You know, first asteroids-- - I need to tell you something. 752 00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,914 I want to be honest. 753 00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:18,289 You're no longer together. 754 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,373 Is it that obvious? 755 00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:28,164 You don't have to pretend with me. 756 00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:10,789 Mom? 757 00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:12,956 Mom! 758 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:17,373 You pervert! 759 00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:19,498 - Raping an elderly lady?! - Excuse me-- 760 00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:21,164 Don't, Ania! 761 00:46:23,541 --> 00:46:24,873 Ania, stop it! 762 00:46:26,291 --> 00:46:27,581 Stop! 763 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:28,581 Ania! 764 00:46:28,875 --> 00:46:29,706 Radek? 765 00:46:29,791 --> 00:46:30,873 Why are you here? 766 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:33,123 I live here! And you? 767 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,164 I'm on a date! 768 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:36,956 With my mother?! 769 00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,831 That... is your mother? 770 00:46:42,958 --> 00:46:44,873 - You know each other? - Yes. 771 00:46:45,833 --> 00:46:47,789 He fills in for me. At school! 772 00:46:48,375 --> 00:46:50,664 And they let you around children?! 773 00:46:50,916 --> 00:46:53,539 - God! - It isn't what you think! 774 00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:56,123 I don't know what it is! 775 00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:03,206 It's The Phantom of the Opera. 776 00:47:03,291 --> 00:47:05,248 She teaches music, she should know. 777 00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,289 Ania! 778 00:47:09,333 --> 00:47:13,414 - Ania, try to understand... - What's there to understand? 779 00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:17,039 He could be my brother. 780 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,289 My younger brother! 781 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,664 Did I plan for this to happen? 782 00:47:21,416 --> 00:47:23,748 How could I know it'd end up this way? 783 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,331 Have you any idea how hard it is for a woman my age to meet a sensible guy? 784 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,164 Trust me, it isn't easy. 785 00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:38,123 Oh God, you look like my wife! 786 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:42,956 Know what? 787 00:47:43,041 --> 00:47:46,664 I just realized I'm too young to date older women. 788 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,248 Your place... or mine? 789 00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:54,914 I didn't set out to date a younger man. 790 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,414 You can't help who fate brings into your life. 791 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:24,748 Is that... Dad's kimono? 792 00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:27,081 Is it? 793 00:48:27,791 --> 00:48:28,998 Fits like a glove. 794 00:48:30,833 --> 00:48:32,289 Think I'm gonna be sick. 795 00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:40,873 Are you ready? 796 00:48:48,416 --> 00:48:52,164 Let's all go down to the manger 797 00:48:55,916 --> 00:48:59,664 To see Jesus and the Virgin 798 00:49:03,416 --> 00:49:07,081 Hail the tiny Holy Baby 799 00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:10,831 And the blessed Virgin Mary 800 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:14,581 Hail the tiny Holy Baby 801 00:49:15,791 --> 00:49:18,581 And the virgin Bloody Mary 802 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:19,664 Stop playback! 803 00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:29,706 Break! 804 00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:33,331 Nice outfit. 805 00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:34,831 Leave me alone. 806 00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:37,164 Bad night? 807 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:38,623 You wish. 808 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:40,706 Wonderful night. 809 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:42,289 Yeah? 810 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:43,706 Had a date. 811 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,373 Oh. 812 00:49:46,125 --> 00:49:47,123 Sex good? 813 00:49:47,750 --> 00:49:48,873 We didn't have sex. 814 00:49:49,791 --> 00:49:52,206 Then you had a meeting, not a date. 815 00:49:52,833 --> 00:49:54,039 I had a date. 816 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,539 Not all men are horny dogs. 817 00:49:56,916 --> 00:49:59,289 Sure they are. Some are just better at hiding it. 818 00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,748 The man I was with last night is a gentleman. 819 00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:05,498 He'd never think of-- 820 00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:07,123 Having sex with you? 821 00:50:07,916 --> 00:50:08,789 That's sad. 822 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,748 A Memory of Three Months Ago 823 00:50:17,708 --> 00:50:19,164 Now that was a date. 824 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,748 Tomasz Wilczynski, report to dressing room. 825 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:24,748 Sorry. 826 00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:26,873 - Excuse me. - Sure. 827 00:50:31,708 --> 00:50:34,414 I used to learn your songs, dreamt of meeting you, 828 00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,873 and now you're invited to my show! 829 00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:37,789 Your voice... 830 00:50:37,875 --> 00:50:40,123 My voice, pal, is my instrument. 831 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,539 I work hard to keep it finely tuned. 832 00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:45,123 Marcel! I've been looking for you. 833 00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,456 Sir, please meet Witold, the man with the golden voice! 834 00:50:48,541 --> 00:50:52,081 And I'd like you to meet Leroy, the Balloon Popping Dog! 835 00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:56,373 He just broke the world record in popping balloons with his mouth. 836 00:50:56,500 --> 00:51:00,123 Over 60 million views on YouTube! 837 00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:04,248 Sir, this is ridiculous! What does it have to do with Christmas? 838 00:51:04,333 --> 00:51:06,164 You tell me, Marcel. 839 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,664 You tell me. 840 00:51:16,541 --> 00:51:17,581 Hello? 841 00:51:18,958 --> 00:51:19,956 Jesus. 842 00:51:21,791 --> 00:51:22,789 Beata! 843 00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:24,706 What... are you doing here? 844 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,289 Waiting for you. 845 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:32,789 - Still hiding vodka in your tea? - Whiskey. 846 00:51:32,958 --> 00:51:33,956 A tiny drop. 847 00:51:41,916 --> 00:51:43,248 Your fur broke loose. 848 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,873 It won't run. It's vegan. 849 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,706 Been thinking of your words. 850 00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:51,831 - What words? - Why play games? 851 00:51:51,916 --> 00:51:54,456 I took you for a big bad wolf, not a shy sheep. 852 00:51:54,541 --> 00:51:55,539 Why? 853 00:51:55,833 --> 00:51:57,039 Beata, look... 854 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:00,623 Don't get the wrong impression-- 855 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,581 So give me the right one! 856 00:52:04,916 --> 00:52:07,414 Hold on. Wait. Please... 857 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:08,414 Oh yes! 858 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:09,956 - Bea-- - Exactly! 859 00:52:10,416 --> 00:52:11,914 Let me go, I can't breathe! 860 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,581 You wolf, you! 861 00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:14,581 - Oh yes! - Let go! 862 00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:15,873 - Beata! - Yes! 863 00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:16,748 Let go! 864 00:52:17,750 --> 00:52:19,081 Tomek, I'd like to... 865 00:52:23,083 --> 00:52:24,081 Excuse me. 866 00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:30,539 Ania! 867 00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:33,414 Came to tell me something? 868 00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:35,623 You love me? Can't live without me? 869 00:52:35,708 --> 00:52:36,664 No. Never mind. 870 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,831 Jealous, eh? That sting you a little? 871 00:52:38,916 --> 00:52:39,789 You wish! 872 00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:42,206 Well, it's nice to know you still care. 873 00:52:42,291 --> 00:52:43,248 I don't. 874 00:52:43,333 --> 00:52:45,081 Do whatever... whomever you want. 875 00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:48,248 In six weeks it'll all be over and we won't see each other again. 876 00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:49,664 I can hardly wait! 877 00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:00,289 That asshole. 878 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:01,873 It's so typical. 879 00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:05,331 Men can't stand it when a woman is coping without them. 880 00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:10,248 I don't know why I'm so upset. 881 00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:15,373 I should not be jealous! It was me who dumped him! 882 00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:19,248 What am I to do? 883 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,039 Ania... 884 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:27,331 To open a door to the future, you must close the door to the past. 885 00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:31,289 Every time I open a door there are people having sex behind it! 886 00:53:34,958 --> 00:53:37,164 We both know he's a disgusting pig! 887 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:44,706 An overgrown child. And women like us need real men in our lives! 888 00:53:45,708 --> 00:53:47,789 Maybe he deserves another chance? 889 00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:49,539 Are you crazy? 890 00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:53,456 This other guy is much younger and incredibly successful. 891 00:53:53,541 --> 00:53:56,456 It's a once in a lifetime opportunity! 892 00:53:56,833 --> 00:53:58,581 It's time for an upgrade! 893 00:53:59,291 --> 00:54:00,748 Like Paneer says, 894 00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:03,623 "Demolish the bridges behind you. 895 00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:10,123 Then, there's no way to go but forward." 896 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:13,789 Ola, you're right. 897 00:54:14,375 --> 00:54:15,998 Motherfucker! 898 00:54:20,208 --> 00:54:22,123 Hey, what are friends for? 899 00:54:51,583 --> 00:54:53,081 We meet again, old chums. 900 00:55:09,291 --> 00:55:12,289 So how long are you going to be entertaining guests? 901 00:55:13,083 --> 00:55:15,373 Do you mean my boyfriend or yourself? 902 00:55:15,666 --> 00:55:16,664 This is my house. 903 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,373 It's Dad's house. 904 00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:20,873 It's Dad's couch he's sitting on, 905 00:55:21,333 --> 00:55:23,039 in Dad's clothes, at Dad's table, 906 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:26,164 - playing some crap! - Damn it! 907 00:55:27,250 --> 00:55:29,498 How can you tarnish Dad's memory so? 908 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,789 Your father was a good man, dear, but he wasn't perfect. 909 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,456 Neither am I. Nor are you. 910 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:40,956 I'm sorry you don't approve, but whom I date is none of your business. 911 00:55:41,416 --> 00:55:42,331 Mom... 912 00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:44,664 See the light. This relationship isn't real! 913 00:55:44,750 --> 00:55:48,123 And you'd be the expert on that now, wouldn't you? 914 00:56:10,291 --> 00:56:13,164 MY LIFE SO FAR 915 00:56:51,833 --> 00:56:53,456 I feel like a toddler. 916 00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:57,164 Here's one for your mom then! 917 00:57:08,166 --> 00:57:09,164 Is everything OK? 918 00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:10,956 Yes. 919 00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:14,289 Everything's perfect. 920 00:57:14,375 --> 00:57:15,373 And yet it's not. 921 00:57:17,791 --> 00:57:19,331 What happened? Tomek? 922 00:57:19,958 --> 00:57:20,956 No. 923 00:57:22,041 --> 00:57:23,039 Yes. 924 00:57:24,166 --> 00:57:25,998 I don't understand anything anymore. 925 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:28,248 I think I know what's up. 926 00:57:28,666 --> 00:57:29,498 You do? 927 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:32,664 He's being a nuisance. 928 00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:34,914 Tomorrow I'll have him replaced. 929 00:57:35,791 --> 00:57:36,914 You'd do that? 930 00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:38,206 In a heartbeat. 931 00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,914 But all the ads, the marketing? 932 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,248 It's only money. 933 00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,706 Your happiness is more important to me. 934 00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:52,164 But no. 935 00:57:53,291 --> 00:57:56,081 I made a promise to Marcel, I won't let him down. 936 00:57:57,750 --> 00:57:58,789 You're incredible. 937 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,331 To the future. 938 00:58:09,291 --> 00:58:10,289 The future. 939 00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:32,873 Oh. 940 00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:35,831 Hello. 941 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:38,331 Can I come in? 942 00:58:39,708 --> 00:58:40,789 Sure. 943 00:58:50,458 --> 00:58:53,164 I love what you've done to the place. 944 00:58:55,750 --> 00:58:57,039 You're alone? 945 00:58:57,791 --> 00:59:00,289 Thought you had tons of girls here every night. 946 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,581 Well... 947 00:59:02,250 --> 00:59:03,956 I have to rest sometimes. 948 00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:08,081 What brings you out? 949 00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:10,789 I was on a date. 950 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,248 My definition? Or yours? 951 00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:24,873 So you've found your Prince Charming. 952 00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:29,039 Congrats. This calls for a celebration. Champagne? 953 00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:31,248 No, thanks, I've had a few already. 954 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:33,914 Well, you don't say. 955 00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:37,831 Look, 956 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:42,123 if you came just to rub it in my face, let me tell you, I don't-- 957 00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:46,331 What was that? 958 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:47,664 Shut up. 959 01:01:21,458 --> 01:01:22,456 Morning. 960 01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:25,956 Hey. 961 01:01:26,750 --> 01:01:27,623 Quite... 962 01:01:30,041 --> 01:01:31,748 Quite a night it was, huh? 963 01:01:32,916 --> 01:01:33,831 Yeah... 964 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,998 it's quite a new feeling... 965 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,373 to have closure, right? 966 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,206 Yes, quite a new feeling indeed! Having closure. 967 01:01:58,208 --> 01:01:59,956 - Hi. - Hi. 968 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:01,414 How are you? 969 01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,248 MY LIFE SO FAR 970 01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:45,248 Good morning. 971 01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,831 Does Ms. Magda Lisowska live here? 972 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:50,873 Grandma! 973 01:02:51,916 --> 01:02:53,831 The cable guy is here! 974 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,998 Wow, is this how they dress you now in cable? 975 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:06,956 Neater than in the bank. 976 01:03:09,041 --> 01:03:09,914 Company policy. 977 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,123 A wonderful policy. We don't dress up often enough. 978 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,289 Coffee? I just made some. 979 01:03:16,375 --> 01:03:17,289 No, thanks. 980 01:03:19,916 --> 01:03:21,164 It's a lovely house. 981 01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:22,623 Thank you. 982 01:03:23,416 --> 01:03:26,039 It gets drafty in the winter, but we love it. 983 01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:29,248 Our kids grew up here, as you can see. 984 01:03:31,250 --> 01:03:33,331 The cable box is over there. 985 01:03:33,666 --> 01:03:34,914 I'm sorry... 986 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:38,873 for the misunderstanding. 987 01:03:40,583 --> 01:03:44,248 I'm not a cable guy. But I do work for a TV studio. 988 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,414 Oh? 989 01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:47,623 Yes. 990 01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:54,706 The real reason I'm here is... 991 01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:07,831 To congratulate you! You're a grand prize winner 992 01:04:08,083 --> 01:04:11,623 in our big "Miracle of Christmas" online sweepstakes. 993 01:04:12,250 --> 01:04:14,998 Here you are, the main prize. 994 01:04:15,541 --> 01:04:20,623 Audience seats and backstage passes to our Christmas Eve live special. 995 01:04:22,416 --> 01:04:23,623 Karol? 996 01:04:24,041 --> 01:04:24,873 Yes, dear? 997 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:27,289 Did you enter a TV contest? 998 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:29,373 Maybe. 999 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,998 He always signs up for things. 1000 01:04:33,125 --> 01:04:34,123 This is very nice, 1001 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:37,164 but we have other plans for Christmas Eve. 1002 01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:38,748 We spend it with our family. 1003 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:41,373 Our children come over, the grandkids. 1004 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,289 Then, the midnight mass... 1005 01:04:43,375 --> 01:04:47,081 - You know how it is. But thank you. - That's what Christmas Eve is about. 1006 01:04:48,083 --> 01:04:49,664 - Family. - What... 1007 01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:52,956 What'd you say your name was again? 1008 01:04:54,583 --> 01:04:55,456 Marcin. 1009 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,206 I've got a new one. 1010 01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:25,831 You know the suicide rate is highest on Christmas? 1011 01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:31,914 Each year I mention this to Aunt Matylda when she asks us what gift we want. 1012 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:35,789 Sorry, kid, I'm not in the mood for jokes. 1013 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:40,998 Want a cigarette? 1014 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:43,039 Jesus! Give me that. 1015 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,706 This thing is death! 1016 01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:46,706 Don't you have enough issues? 1017 01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:49,581 The popular kids say smoking's cool. 1018 01:05:50,125 --> 01:05:51,623 What good is being cool 1019 01:05:52,125 --> 01:05:54,873 when a rich asshole with a truckload of money 1020 01:05:54,958 --> 01:05:58,206 buys your TV station and steals your girlfriend? Shit... 1021 01:05:58,583 --> 01:05:59,706 Cool's no good. 1022 01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:06,831 Anyway, shouldn't you be rehearsing something? 1023 01:06:07,791 --> 01:06:10,039 I thought the band would be cool. 1024 01:06:10,125 --> 01:06:11,414 But every time 1025 01:06:11,750 --> 01:06:13,373 when I try to play something, 1026 01:06:13,625 --> 01:06:15,206 the others make farting noises. 1027 01:06:18,833 --> 01:06:21,039 Sorry, I just recalled something else. 1028 01:06:23,041 --> 01:06:25,373 Look, come see me in the studio later. 1029 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:28,498 I'll try to help you out, okay? 1030 01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:30,831 Will you teach me something? 1031 01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:33,956 Well, not to play the tuba. We'll think of something. 1032 01:06:34,041 --> 01:06:36,664 Just promise me, no more of this crap. Okay? 1033 01:06:40,375 --> 01:06:41,456 You know... 1034 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:45,081 you're not as big of an asshole as people say. 1035 01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:48,414 Don't tell anyone. You'll ruin my reputation. 1036 01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:56,664 Marcel? 1037 01:06:58,208 --> 01:06:59,373 I've got the releases. 1038 01:07:01,666 --> 01:07:03,248 Put them on my desk, please. 1039 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:09,456 Are you okay? 1040 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:13,331 Yes. 1041 01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:15,373 Got seasonal allergies, that's all. 1042 01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:20,581 You saw her. 1043 01:07:23,416 --> 01:07:27,206 What? No, why would I? I'm happy as things are. 1044 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,664 If I can help you somehow... you know. 1045 01:07:57,958 --> 01:08:00,831 Some say the tuxedo is old-fashioned, 1046 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:03,623 but you can't beat class. 1047 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:08,873 The shirt collar's a little stiff perhaps, 1048 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:14,039 but sometimes beautiful things have hard edges. 1049 01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:16,832 Tomek Wilczynski, please report to sound stage B. 1050 01:08:16,916 --> 01:08:19,207 Jesus, not this again. Excuse me. 1051 01:08:37,666 --> 01:08:38,664 Tomek! Hello. 1052 01:08:39,791 --> 01:08:41,248 It's time we talked. 1053 01:08:42,832 --> 01:08:44,457 - Whiskey? - Make that two. 1054 01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:56,748 So... 1055 01:08:57,875 --> 01:08:58,873 what's this about? 1056 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,457 I know Ania spent last night with you. 1057 01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,248 I'm not here to threaten you. 1058 01:09:06,332 --> 01:09:08,789 I know that getting over a relationship 1059 01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:12,123 can be a weirdly complicated and messy process. 1060 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:13,664 You know nothing about us. 1061 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:14,707 On the contrary. 1062 01:09:16,582 --> 01:09:18,039 I know more than you think. 1063 01:09:24,207 --> 01:09:25,957 Your compatibility rating. 1064 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,332 The numbers don't lie. 1065 01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:33,373 No matter how hard you two try, you'll always get the same outcome. 1066 01:09:34,957 --> 01:09:39,039 So all of a sudden we're incompatible because a calculator told you so? 1067 01:09:40,375 --> 01:09:42,082 It's great how you manage to 1068 01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:45,373 take super-complex algorithms and turn them into a joke. 1069 01:09:47,832 --> 01:09:51,414 You may know her shoe size, her favorite color 1070 01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,373 and which X-Men character she would be. 1071 01:09:55,166 --> 01:09:58,082 But you've never heard her talk in her sleep... 1072 01:09:59,207 --> 01:10:01,707 or seen how she loves dancing to "Let's Dance" 1073 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:05,707 or going "Singing in the Rain" in the shower. 1074 01:10:05,916 --> 01:10:10,664 Never seen her sans makeup on a Tuesday morning after she graded papers all night. 1075 01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:14,123 You've got all this data, but you don't really know shit. 1076 01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:16,789 These things can be learned in time. 1077 01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:20,707 But I used to hate "Let's Dance" and now I love it. 1078 01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:22,414 Did your thingy tell you that? 1079 01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:29,914 I gotta rehearse. 1080 01:10:31,457 --> 01:10:33,582 I'm proposing to her after the show. 1081 01:10:38,666 --> 01:10:40,207 I want the same things as her. 1082 01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:44,373 Stability. Marriage. A family. 1083 01:10:45,666 --> 01:10:47,707 She could be happy with me. 1084 01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:51,207 If you let her. 1085 01:11:04,457 --> 01:11:08,123 I will open like a flower. 1086 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:14,082 A lonely, unsupported flower whose husband-- 1087 01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:15,457 - Ola? - Hush! 1088 01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:18,873 Dad? 1089 01:11:21,416 --> 01:11:23,748 That lousy duffer. 1090 01:11:30,666 --> 01:11:31,664 Mom? 1091 01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:32,789 It's me. 1092 01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:34,873 Me, Zoska! 1093 01:11:35,957 --> 01:11:37,914 Yeah, I'm good. 1094 01:11:38,957 --> 01:11:39,957 Cool. 1095 01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:41,707 I've been thinking... 1096 01:11:42,207 --> 01:11:43,664 I'm an intern now. 1097 01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:48,332 I'm supposed to work on Christmas Eve, but I haven't seen you for ages. 1098 01:11:48,416 --> 01:11:51,164 Maybe I could come spend Christmas Eve with you? 1099 01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:56,957 Oh. 1100 01:11:57,832 --> 01:11:59,539 In the Canary Islands? 1101 01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:02,998 No, I get it. 1102 01:12:03,666 --> 01:12:06,707 It's nothing, it's just... an idea I had. 1103 01:12:09,916 --> 01:12:12,539 Fine, okay, talk to you when you're back. 1104 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:13,832 Bye then. 1105 01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,498 Tomek! Good evening. 1106 01:12:24,457 --> 01:12:25,664 You look different. 1107 01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:28,789 What can I help you with? 1108 01:12:30,332 --> 01:12:31,289 Is Ania home? 1109 01:12:32,707 --> 01:12:34,082 She's out with a friend. 1110 01:12:34,207 --> 01:12:35,082 Right. 1111 01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:36,332 Wait. 1112 01:12:37,582 --> 01:12:40,289 I know we've had our differences in the past-- 1113 01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:42,248 Tomek, it's a little late. 1114 01:12:42,332 --> 01:12:44,082 Please just tell me this: 1115 01:12:45,707 --> 01:12:46,914 is she happy? 1116 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,582 The happiest I've ever seen her. 1117 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,539 Ever. 1118 01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:15,707 Places, everyone! 1119 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:27,914 We hope you enjoyed the commercial break like we did, having wild sex throughout. 1120 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,123 - More on this from Ania. - My Christmas 1121 01:13:30,207 --> 01:13:32,457 was never as rough as his. 1122 01:13:33,832 --> 01:13:38,539 In our house, there was a lot of love, joy, sharing... 1123 01:13:38,625 --> 01:13:41,623 At the sight of the first star we'd exchange gifts... 1124 01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:27,957 THE MIRACLE OF CHRISTMAS 1125 01:18:03,166 --> 01:18:06,457 "MIKOLAJ: Your LA flight check-in begins." 1126 01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:11,498 We're in the plaza at Studio DCS in Warsaw 1127 01:18:11,832 --> 01:18:15,373 for a soon-to-start live broadcast of The Miracle of Christmas! 1128 01:18:29,582 --> 01:18:31,582 DRESSING ROOM 1129 01:18:45,707 --> 01:18:47,332 Erectix? Really? 1130 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:07,373 Witold?! 1131 01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,539 What's happened?! 1132 01:19:09,625 --> 01:19:10,873 I'm allergic to dogs! 1133 01:19:11,332 --> 01:19:12,373 You can still sing? 1134 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:14,498 Sing? I can barely talk! 1135 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:15,664 Marcel! 1136 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:19,039 - Where's Leroy? - What? 1137 01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:21,539 - I can't find Leroy! - Keep looking. 1138 01:19:22,082 --> 01:19:24,498 Leroy! 1139 01:19:24,707 --> 01:19:25,664 Marcel! 1140 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:27,748 This is a circus! 1141 01:19:27,832 --> 01:19:32,373 Whose bright idea was it to bring the whole zoo in?! 1142 01:19:32,457 --> 01:19:33,289 Yours, sir. 1143 01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:36,914 I'm not the creative one here. Ideas are your responsibility! 1144 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,039 There's dog vomit in my briefcase! 1145 01:19:39,166 --> 01:19:41,248 Why is there dog puke in my briefcase? 1146 01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:43,707 Actually, that was me. Sorry. 1147 01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:45,457 Excuse me?! 1148 01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:46,623 Zoska! 1149 01:19:47,957 --> 01:19:52,664 Quickly, clean her up, get her to makeup. Locate Leroy and get Witold some tea. 1150 01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:53,748 - Now. - I'm on it. 1151 01:19:53,957 --> 01:19:56,082 You better pray you pull this thing off. 1152 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:59,498 If not, you can kiss your career goodbye! 1153 01:20:00,541 --> 01:20:02,623 Thirty minutes to showtime, folks! 1154 01:20:06,707 --> 01:20:08,207 How old are you anyway? 1155 01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:09,998 Ten? 1156 01:20:10,250 --> 01:20:11,873 I'll be 11 in two months. 1157 01:20:13,041 --> 01:20:15,873 You know how old I was when I first went on stage? 1158 01:20:16,582 --> 01:20:17,498 Fourteen. 1159 01:20:17,582 --> 01:20:18,957 - Really? - Yep. 1160 01:20:20,832 --> 01:20:21,998 How do I look? 1161 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:24,873 Something's missing. 1162 01:20:28,582 --> 01:20:29,582 Try these on. 1163 01:20:31,957 --> 01:20:33,789 Now that's what I'm talking about. 1164 01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:41,289 - How's this? - Too tight. 1165 01:20:41,541 --> 01:20:44,664 We need to fix this button. Be right back. 1166 01:20:46,541 --> 01:20:48,539 Marcel says to drink this all. 1167 01:20:48,832 --> 01:20:49,664 Thank you. 1168 01:20:52,791 --> 01:20:54,248 What's going on? 1169 01:20:54,707 --> 01:20:55,832 Leroy is dying! 1170 01:20:55,957 --> 01:20:57,289 What did you do? 1171 01:20:57,707 --> 01:20:59,789 He was this way when I came in! 1172 01:21:02,457 --> 01:21:04,789 Leroy, you're gonna make it! 1173 01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,039 You're gonna make it, baby! God... 1174 01:21:10,750 --> 01:21:11,832 Trainer! 1175 01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:12,998 Security! 1176 01:21:13,416 --> 01:21:14,707 Jesus, take him away! 1177 01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:16,957 Tase him! 1178 01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:18,748 No! 1179 01:21:24,416 --> 01:21:25,457 Leroy! 1180 01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:31,332 Good boy! 1181 01:21:39,375 --> 01:21:40,582 Can you tell he got me? 1182 01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:51,582 - Namaste! - Namaste. 1183 01:21:57,457 --> 01:21:59,789 And how's our little yogi today? 1184 01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:01,123 Practicing meditation. 1185 01:22:08,582 --> 01:22:11,914 As your body is home to your mind, 1186 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:17,332 your house is home to your body. 1187 01:22:18,291 --> 01:22:19,498 Welcome to my dojo. 1188 01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:22,123 Bogdan! I didn't see you there. 1189 01:22:23,207 --> 01:22:24,207 Namaste. 1190 01:22:24,666 --> 01:22:26,289 Oh, jai bhagwan . 1191 01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:27,623 Sat nam. 1192 01:22:27,707 --> 01:22:28,873 Om shanti ? 1193 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:32,373 Uh, right. 1194 01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:36,123 I brought you some kombucha. 1195 01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:38,207 It's homemade. 1196 01:22:38,916 --> 01:22:42,457 I'll get it. And I'll heat up the soup. 1197 01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:52,664 Ola? 1198 01:22:53,582 --> 01:22:55,498 May I use the bathroom? 1199 01:22:55,582 --> 01:22:57,998 Of course! Upstairs on the right. 1200 01:23:03,957 --> 01:23:04,957 Pardon me. 1201 01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:12,082 Bogdan, turn the TV on, the show's about to start! 1202 01:23:36,582 --> 01:23:37,789 Jesus and Mary... 1203 01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:41,039 Quit fussing. It's just a flesh wound! 1204 01:23:41,125 --> 01:23:43,373 Leave me alone, go away, scram. 1205 01:23:43,457 --> 01:23:45,957 - Get me some Vicodin, okay? - Sure. 1206 01:23:46,082 --> 01:23:47,039 The dressing room! 1207 01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,289 Aren't you a sore winner! 1208 01:23:56,750 --> 01:23:57,582 Meaning? 1209 01:23:57,791 --> 01:24:00,914 I'd have been okay with just a one night stand, but no dice. 1210 01:24:01,916 --> 01:24:03,498 You've really tamed the wolf. 1211 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:05,998 Respect. 1212 01:24:07,832 --> 01:24:08,998 Relax your brows. 1213 01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:10,582 Sorry. 1214 01:24:11,041 --> 01:24:11,957 Quit it! 1215 01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:15,664 Jesus, I'm so thirsty. Where's my tea? 1216 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,414 This tastes funny. What is it? 1217 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:25,332 It's tea. 1218 01:24:26,166 --> 01:24:27,123 Where's mine? 1219 01:24:27,207 --> 01:24:31,164 What goes up, I know Will fall down to the ground 1220 01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:34,082 Ah, fuck this sound. 1221 01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:35,164 You're drunk? 1222 01:24:35,416 --> 01:24:37,248 Hell no. Not a drop... 1223 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:39,164 - since 1980. - May I? 1224 01:24:39,250 --> 01:24:42,082 That's when they took our yacht away after the Intervision. 1225 01:24:42,166 --> 01:24:43,332 This is whiskey! 1226 01:24:43,416 --> 01:24:45,664 Impossible. It's winter tea! 1227 01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:46,957 No, it's quite possible. 1228 01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:49,332 Look at me, sir. 1229 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:52,707 The show starts in two minutes! 1230 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:54,457 Can you do it? 1231 01:24:55,291 --> 01:24:57,164 Best damn tea I ever had. 1232 01:24:57,416 --> 01:24:58,498 Great. 1233 01:24:58,750 --> 01:24:59,707 Let's do it! 1234 01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:03,457 Zoska! 1235 01:25:19,250 --> 01:25:20,373 What are you doing? 1236 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:22,957 It's always the same. 1237 01:25:24,125 --> 01:25:25,123 You get nervous? 1238 01:25:28,375 --> 01:25:29,748 Another surprise. 1239 01:25:29,916 --> 01:25:31,248 And how are you doing? 1240 01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:32,664 Me? 1241 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,539 I'm about to pass out. 1242 01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:36,373 Listen. 1243 01:25:37,250 --> 01:25:40,748 If you get in trouble out there, just smile, look at me 1244 01:25:40,832 --> 01:25:42,289 and I'll jump in, okay? 1245 01:25:42,375 --> 01:25:43,457 You'll do fine. 1246 01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:46,789 I don't know how you do this for a living. 1247 01:25:46,957 --> 01:25:49,332 I flunked Mrs. Mlynarska's declamation classes. 1248 01:25:49,416 --> 01:25:50,248 Listen to me. 1249 01:25:52,707 --> 01:25:53,707 It'll be fine. 1250 01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,373 I'm with you. 1251 01:25:56,332 --> 01:25:57,582 We'll do it together. 1252 01:25:58,541 --> 01:25:59,539 Together. 1253 01:26:00,041 --> 01:26:01,582 We're a go in 15 seconds. 1254 01:26:01,832 --> 01:26:03,164 - Please. - Okay. 1255 01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,748 See you in 15 seconds. 1256 01:26:05,082 --> 01:26:06,957 Places, everyone, this is it! 1257 01:26:21,207 --> 01:26:23,123 Ladies and gentlemen, 1258 01:26:23,707 --> 01:26:29,623 DCS TV and Planet Single are proud to invite you to "The Miracle of Christmas"! 1259 01:26:29,707 --> 01:26:34,164 And now, your hosts tonight: Ania Kwiatkowska and Tomek Wilczynski! 1260 01:26:36,875 --> 01:26:39,914 Merry Christmas, boys and girls! 1261 01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:43,789 This is amazing. The first ever... 1262 01:26:43,916 --> 01:26:46,248 live TV Christmas show in Poland! 1263 01:26:49,916 --> 01:26:51,539 Don't you have families? 1264 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:55,414 Bumming at a TV station on Christmas Eve? 1265 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:58,748 - But seriously, it's great... - Slowly close in on both... 1266 01:26:58,832 --> 01:27:00,498 then go to Tomek. 1267 01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:03,664 ...till we eat ourselves to death, 1268 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:06,164 watching Kevin kick the burglars' asses. 1269 01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:09,832 Tomek and I, we have our own holiday... 1270 01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:12,832 tradition... 1271 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:18,873 Tomek and I, we have... 1272 01:27:20,082 --> 01:27:22,082 our own... holiday tradition... 1273 01:27:22,166 --> 01:27:23,664 We do have our own traditions, 1274 01:27:23,750 --> 01:27:26,873 but let's not mention them right now. Kids are watching. 1275 01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:35,164 Kids! That takes me back: when we were little, 1276 01:27:35,332 --> 01:27:38,164 we didn't have a TV set yet, so 1277 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:41,914 our only family entertainment was watching the oven together. 1278 01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:49,289 I also remember waiting with bated breath for Christmas Eve morning 1279 01:27:49,375 --> 01:27:52,957 so we could finally have a bath in the bathtub without the carp. 1280 01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:54,123 Ania, 1281 01:27:54,666 --> 01:27:57,123 what are your favorite Christmas memories? 1282 01:28:12,957 --> 01:28:13,957 Ania? 1283 01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:16,957 Yes? 1284 01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:20,289 My favorite... 1285 01:28:21,207 --> 01:28:22,832 memory is music. 1286 01:28:25,457 --> 01:28:26,539 And warmth. 1287 01:28:27,666 --> 01:28:30,207 And the wonderful feeling that someone loves me. 1288 01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:34,498 Of course, tonight we should all feel like that... Like that carp. 1289 01:28:36,625 --> 01:28:41,332 Ania, I remember you saying that Christmas is your favorite holiday? 1290 01:28:41,791 --> 01:28:44,957 Yes. It's right after our first Valentine's Day. 1291 01:28:45,791 --> 01:28:47,832 And All Saints' Day, of course. 1292 01:28:51,125 --> 01:28:54,914 - We've got the show! - With our Planet Single sponsors 1293 01:28:55,166 --> 01:29:00,998 we want to make it easy for everyone to find their perfect match. 1294 01:29:01,207 --> 01:29:03,957 At least as good a match as you and I. 1295 01:29:04,166 --> 01:29:07,123 Yes. Just in an easier way than with us. 1296 01:29:07,457 --> 01:29:09,248 Before I wanted you, 1297 01:29:09,332 --> 01:29:13,832 you had to wear armor and beg the horse to drag you across the Old Town. 1298 01:29:14,957 --> 01:29:17,248 And they say chivalry is dead! 1299 01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:20,998 It did fall pretty low that day. But then it got right up. 1300 01:29:22,875 --> 01:29:25,832 To kick us off, here's the legendary 1301 01:29:25,916 --> 01:29:28,539 Witold Paszt of VOX! 1302 01:29:56,500 --> 01:29:57,789 Yello, folks! 1303 01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:12,707 Pull, oh, Tatra horses Sleighs o'er wintry courses 1304 01:30:12,791 --> 01:30:17,082 Hey, pull them fully laden With robbers and maidens 1305 01:30:17,916 --> 01:30:21,414 Hey, pull them fully laden With robbers and maidens 1306 01:30:27,707 --> 01:30:30,832 I can't believe I just did that! Did you see? Awesome! 1307 01:30:30,916 --> 01:30:33,207 I can't believe it. We rocked! 1308 01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:35,623 Like a pro. Mrs. Mlynarska must be proud. 1309 01:30:35,707 --> 01:30:36,539 It was... 1310 01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:39,164 God, I'm still shaking. 1311 01:30:40,582 --> 01:30:44,289 Thank you. Without you, that would've been a mess! I saw this black hole 1312 01:30:44,375 --> 01:30:48,664 and froze up, but then you held my hand and it all came back, and I... 1313 01:30:48,791 --> 01:30:51,414 Love is a peculiar thing. 1314 01:30:52,666 --> 01:30:54,748 It's an incalculable force. 1315 01:30:54,875 --> 01:31:01,873 We can't control who we love any more than we can control the tides. 1316 01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:07,082 It's instinctual, primal, atavistic. 1317 01:31:07,207 --> 01:31:12,832 Love is natural, elemental, raw. It's in the smell, in the pheromones. 1318 01:31:13,625 --> 01:31:16,623 We mustn't be ashamed of our feelings. 1319 01:31:17,625 --> 01:31:19,039 - Namaste. - Namaste! 1320 01:31:22,125 --> 01:31:23,623 I'll get dessert. 1321 01:31:32,916 --> 01:31:33,873 Bogdan, 1322 01:31:34,375 --> 01:31:37,082 is there something you wish to tell me? 1323 01:31:49,582 --> 01:31:52,539 I've wanted to say this for a long time. 1324 01:31:52,625 --> 01:31:54,039 Let's drop this charade. 1325 01:31:55,750 --> 01:31:56,582 Here? 1326 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:58,164 Here and now. 1327 01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:01,707 You may have fooled everyone, but not me. 1328 01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:03,164 I should have known. 1329 01:32:05,207 --> 01:32:06,164 Look. 1330 01:32:06,250 --> 01:32:07,539 Whatever it is, 1331 01:32:08,125 --> 01:32:10,332 I'm not going to let this 1332 01:32:10,666 --> 01:32:12,123 tear my family apart. Right? 1333 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,748 Want to keep it a secret? 1334 01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:15,957 What? No! What?! 1335 01:32:17,457 --> 01:32:20,707 I've seen your shrine! It has touched me deeply. 1336 01:32:21,082 --> 01:32:24,707 I want to make sweet, Tantric love to you, too. 1337 01:32:29,082 --> 01:32:30,123 Surprise! 1338 01:32:30,250 --> 01:32:31,207 It's not like that! 1339 01:32:31,291 --> 01:32:35,498 So this is why you've been disappearing! All the night jogs instead of helping me. 1340 01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:37,957 - Ola, come into the circle. - Helping? 1341 01:32:38,082 --> 01:32:39,957 I started all this because you forced me! 1342 01:32:40,041 --> 01:32:42,373 I never forced you to turn gay! 1343 01:32:43,457 --> 01:32:44,748 I'm not gay, I'm open-- 1344 01:32:44,832 --> 01:32:46,248 - Shut up! - Shut up! 1345 01:32:46,541 --> 01:32:51,832 You brainwashed my husband to fulfill some sick sex fantasy! 1346 01:32:51,916 --> 01:32:52,748 Ola! 1347 01:32:52,832 --> 01:32:54,832 This isn't good for the baby! 1348 01:32:55,207 --> 01:32:56,664 - The baby! - What? 1349 01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:58,039 - The baby! - The baby?! 1350 01:32:59,916 --> 01:33:01,164 Get off of me! 1351 01:33:01,416 --> 01:33:03,039 To the birth center! Now! 1352 01:33:03,166 --> 01:33:04,664 It's closed for Christmas. 1353 01:33:04,957 --> 01:33:07,373 - What?! - It's closed! What are we gonna do? 1354 01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:10,207 - You're asking me? - Motherfuckers! 1355 01:33:10,291 --> 01:33:12,207 You've ruined it! Fuck you both! 1356 01:33:12,291 --> 01:33:13,123 Breathe, hon. 1357 01:33:13,416 --> 01:33:14,748 You fucking breathe! 1358 01:33:16,916 --> 01:33:20,664 If I die here, I'll come back to haunt you till your dying day! 1359 01:33:20,750 --> 01:33:23,414 - Meds?! - I think she's having the Antichrist! 1360 01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:25,664 I'm sorry! Please stop shouting at me! 1361 01:33:25,750 --> 01:33:28,207 I'm gonna haunt your dreams! 1362 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:33,289 The North Star is not the only star out here tonight. 1363 01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:35,373 "BOGDAN: Ola is in labor." 1364 01:33:35,457 --> 01:33:38,373 Still coming on our show: a great performance by Beata. 1365 01:33:38,457 --> 01:33:41,623 And, from YouTube, Leroy, the Balloon Popping Dog. 1366 01:33:41,707 --> 01:33:42,623 Go. 1367 01:33:43,457 --> 01:33:44,832 We'll manage. 1368 01:33:45,082 --> 01:33:46,082 I can stay. 1369 01:33:47,041 --> 01:33:49,748 And regret it for the rest of your life? 1370 01:33:50,707 --> 01:33:52,998 And a special performance by my students, 1371 01:33:53,082 --> 01:33:56,957 Form Six of the Witold Gombrowicz Primary School. 1372 01:33:58,375 --> 01:34:01,707 - We're in labor. I mean, we're fine. - We'll manage. 1373 01:36:32,707 --> 01:36:36,164 Merrily to Bethlehem the shepherds came 1374 01:36:36,457 --> 01:36:39,748 Cheerily a-piping to the Savior's name 1375 01:36:40,082 --> 01:36:41,748 Glory be in the highest 1376 01:36:41,957 --> 01:36:43,498 Glory be in the highest 1377 01:36:43,832 --> 01:36:46,914 And on earth, peace to men 1378 01:36:47,457 --> 01:36:51,082 Glory be in the highest Glory be in the highest 1379 01:36:51,332 --> 01:36:54,873 And on earth, peace to men 1380 01:36:55,166 --> 01:36:58,582 Hearts so humble, homage grateful, did each bring 1381 01:36:58,832 --> 01:37:01,748 Gifts of love and warm devotion for a King 1382 01:37:02,291 --> 01:37:05,789 Glory be in the highest Glory be in the highest 1383 01:37:05,916 --> 01:37:09,248 And on earth, peace to men 1384 01:37:09,500 --> 01:37:13,373 Glory be in the highest Glory be in the highest 1385 01:37:13,457 --> 01:37:17,748 And on earth, peace to men! 1386 01:37:39,207 --> 01:37:41,039 Well, that's our show, folks. 1387 01:37:42,125 --> 01:37:44,498 Tomorrow everything will be different. 1388 01:37:45,707 --> 01:37:47,832 Gravity launch will change the world. 1389 01:37:47,957 --> 01:37:49,789 Changes can be good, 1390 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:53,457 though they often come at the wrong time. 1391 01:37:53,832 --> 01:37:57,957 I told my producer I'd never do a Christmas wish, but 1392 01:37:58,082 --> 01:37:59,248 I changed my mind. 1393 01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:05,123 My wish is for every one of you to have the good fortune that I have had. 1394 01:38:05,250 --> 01:38:07,289 To have a real friend 1395 01:38:07,750 --> 01:38:10,873 who is truer to you than you are to yourself. 1396 01:38:13,375 --> 01:38:14,414 He's off script. 1397 01:38:14,832 --> 01:38:15,832 What's he doing? 1398 01:38:16,707 --> 01:38:17,957 What he always does. 1399 01:38:18,666 --> 01:38:19,539 Improvising. 1400 01:38:20,166 --> 01:38:20,998 Ania, 1401 01:38:22,457 --> 01:38:24,498 I hope all your dreams come true. 1402 01:38:26,457 --> 01:38:28,582 My life is better thanks to you. 1403 01:38:29,582 --> 01:38:34,123 I'm sorry, I wish I'd appreciated that more. 1404 01:38:35,082 --> 01:38:38,164 I hope one day you'll be able to forgive me. 1405 01:38:40,416 --> 01:38:44,414 May the lessons of this year 1406 01:38:45,375 --> 01:38:48,123 stick with us well into the next. 1407 01:38:49,375 --> 01:38:53,039 May you find peace, love, and happiness, 1408 01:38:53,832 --> 01:38:56,539 be it through the miracles of science 1409 01:38:57,250 --> 01:38:59,707 or just through pure dumb luck. 1410 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:00,957 Merry Christmas. 1411 01:39:06,916 --> 01:39:08,039 After all this... 1412 01:39:09,416 --> 01:39:11,914 what can say except... 1413 01:39:18,791 --> 01:39:22,289 Be sure to download the Gravity update to your phones. 1414 01:39:22,541 --> 01:39:25,123 It's the new extension for Planet Single. 1415 01:39:27,707 --> 01:39:28,623 Merry Christmas. 1416 01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:33,748 Marcel here. 1417 01:39:34,166 --> 01:39:35,582 Mistletoe ready? 1418 01:39:35,957 --> 01:39:37,039 Lower it then. 1419 01:40:05,957 --> 01:40:08,082 We did it! It's done! 1420 01:40:08,500 --> 01:40:09,957 Show's over. 1421 01:40:12,916 --> 01:40:16,664 I'm sorry. I wish I could have been the man you needed. 1422 01:40:19,541 --> 01:40:21,582 I want you to be happy with him. 1423 01:40:21,957 --> 01:40:22,998 Good luck. 1424 01:40:23,166 --> 01:40:25,957 - Where are you going? - Don't worry about me. 1425 01:40:26,707 --> 01:40:28,414 You chose the right guy. 1426 01:40:39,457 --> 01:40:40,498 Hey, Olaf! 1427 01:40:40,666 --> 01:40:41,998 That was super cool. 1428 01:40:43,625 --> 01:40:45,373 Wanna go out for ice cream? 1429 01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:47,664 Sorry, babe. I'm out of your league. 1430 01:40:50,125 --> 01:40:51,457 I'm big time now. 1431 01:40:56,375 --> 01:40:58,082 Walnut vodka. From my in-law. 1432 01:40:58,291 --> 01:41:01,207 And this is winter tea. It's da bomb. 1433 01:41:01,332 --> 01:41:03,082 Your talent is wasted here. 1434 01:41:03,166 --> 01:41:06,039 I'll make another Beata out of you. 1435 01:41:09,082 --> 01:41:11,873 Leroy! 1436 01:41:12,166 --> 01:41:15,498 Sure, I do the stunts for the Game of Thrones guy. 1437 01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:26,539 It wasn't that bad. 1438 01:41:27,291 --> 01:41:28,582 Yeah. Close shave. 1439 01:41:35,957 --> 01:41:37,498 You know what you're doing? 1440 01:41:38,416 --> 01:41:39,289 Yes. 1441 01:41:41,375 --> 01:41:42,373 Marcel. 1442 01:41:43,416 --> 01:41:44,289 I know. 1443 01:42:17,582 --> 01:42:19,164 Once, when you were small, 1444 01:42:20,707 --> 01:42:23,123 you used to sleep on my chest. 1445 01:42:24,207 --> 01:42:27,039 You made the cutest snores. 1446 01:42:29,582 --> 01:42:30,498 Really? 1447 01:42:34,250 --> 01:42:35,623 I loved it. 1448 01:42:41,457 --> 01:42:43,373 You'll always be my little girl. 1449 01:42:46,166 --> 01:42:47,039 Thanks, Dad. 1450 01:42:49,791 --> 01:42:52,664 But if you get that devil tattoo, I'll kill you. 1451 01:43:19,375 --> 01:43:20,539 Thank you so much. 1452 01:43:21,707 --> 01:43:22,789 Let's go. 1453 01:43:28,541 --> 01:43:29,457 You were... 1454 01:43:30,207 --> 01:43:31,039 amazing. 1455 01:43:31,625 --> 01:43:33,248 - Thank you. - Incredible. 1456 01:43:36,041 --> 01:43:36,914 Ania... 1457 01:43:37,791 --> 01:43:39,957 I've searched for you my whole life. 1458 01:43:40,957 --> 01:43:41,789 Uh-oh. 1459 01:43:41,916 --> 01:43:44,039 I don't want another day without you. 1460 01:43:45,291 --> 01:43:47,373 I'll do anything to make you happy. 1461 01:43:49,500 --> 01:43:51,123 If only you'll have me. 1462 01:43:53,457 --> 01:43:54,623 Oh, God. 1463 01:43:57,541 --> 01:43:58,373 Oh, God... 1464 01:44:02,166 --> 01:44:03,164 Oh God. 1465 01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:07,164 Oh God! 1466 01:44:08,582 --> 01:44:10,082 Alexander, please get up. 1467 01:44:11,957 --> 01:44:12,957 I don't understand. 1468 01:44:13,791 --> 01:44:15,123 Isn't this what you want? 1469 01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:16,998 It's all I ever wanted. 1470 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:22,498 What did I do wrong? 1471 01:44:22,832 --> 01:44:24,623 You did everything faultlessly. 1472 01:44:26,457 --> 01:44:30,082 Everything was perfect. Like in a fairy tale. 1473 01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:38,332 It's just not my fairy tale. 1474 01:44:41,375 --> 01:44:42,373 But we're a... 1475 01:44:44,541 --> 01:44:46,289 ninety-two percent match. 1476 01:44:49,291 --> 01:44:53,748 Maybe it's the missing eight percent that matters the most. 1477 01:45:02,291 --> 01:45:03,289 I'm sorry. 1478 01:45:14,957 --> 01:45:15,832 Marcel! 1479 01:45:16,375 --> 01:45:18,498 - Where's Tomek? - At the airport. 1480 01:45:18,582 --> 01:45:20,414 - What? - Going to the US. 1481 01:45:20,541 --> 01:45:22,498 - For how long? - Permanently. 1482 01:45:28,541 --> 01:45:29,707 What do you mean perm-- 1483 01:45:29,791 --> 01:45:31,873 There's a cab waiting for you downstairs. 1484 01:45:32,500 --> 01:45:33,539 I love you! 1485 01:45:36,457 --> 01:45:38,123 If I were straight... 1486 01:45:38,582 --> 01:45:40,332 I'd never come up with this. 1487 01:46:02,957 --> 01:46:03,957 Good evening. 1488 01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:07,457 Why didn't you tell me? 1489 01:46:12,582 --> 01:46:16,123 Didn't want a scene in front of your family. You looked so happy. 1490 01:46:16,207 --> 01:46:17,123 All my life... 1491 01:46:19,541 --> 01:46:20,873 Every day... 1492 01:46:25,750 --> 01:46:27,207 I was so young. 1493 01:46:30,250 --> 01:46:31,289 I thought... 1494 01:46:34,666 --> 01:46:36,957 you'd be better off without me. 1495 01:46:42,332 --> 01:46:44,164 Can I touch you? 1496 01:46:53,916 --> 01:46:55,957 That's right. Cancel the launch. 1497 01:46:57,332 --> 01:46:58,832 No, this is not a joke. 1498 01:47:00,332 --> 01:47:03,164 I understand perfectly. Do it anyway. 1499 01:47:07,916 --> 01:47:09,164 Rough night? 1500 01:47:10,875 --> 01:47:12,414 You could say that. 1501 01:47:20,832 --> 01:47:21,789 Excuse me... 1502 01:47:22,125 --> 01:47:24,789 what is that amazing perfume you're wearing? 1503 01:47:25,416 --> 01:47:26,623 I'm not wearing any. 1504 01:47:31,582 --> 01:47:32,498 That's my taxi! 1505 01:47:35,916 --> 01:47:36,998 To the airport! 1506 01:47:37,541 --> 01:47:38,623 Quickly, please! 1507 01:47:39,416 --> 01:47:40,457 Radek? 1508 01:47:42,416 --> 01:47:43,332 Mom?! 1509 01:47:43,875 --> 01:47:45,457 Are you sure of this? 1510 01:47:47,875 --> 01:47:48,789 No. 1511 01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:50,789 But I want to find out. 1512 01:47:51,875 --> 01:47:52,789 Buckle up then. 1513 01:47:56,332 --> 01:47:59,039 - Hit it, darling. - As you wish, darling. 1514 01:48:12,291 --> 01:48:13,289 Sorry. 1515 01:48:13,457 --> 01:48:14,914 We'll take the next one. 1516 01:48:25,082 --> 01:48:25,998 I thought... 1517 01:48:26,791 --> 01:48:29,248 you'd be happier with someone like Alexander, 1518 01:48:29,375 --> 01:48:30,998 so I told Tomek to let it go. 1519 01:48:31,416 --> 01:48:33,289 - What?! - Let me finish. 1520 01:48:33,375 --> 01:48:36,123 - You did what?! - Listen to your mother! 1521 01:48:36,707 --> 01:48:38,289 But I've realized that... 1522 01:48:38,375 --> 01:48:41,164 sometimes true love can seem a mistake at first. 1523 01:48:41,750 --> 01:48:42,582 Watch out! 1524 01:48:47,291 --> 01:48:50,957 Anyway, you have to call him right now and tell him you love him. 1525 01:48:51,041 --> 01:48:52,164 I'm trying! 1526 01:48:54,666 --> 01:48:56,748 - Here you are. - Thank you. 1527 01:49:00,750 --> 01:49:02,332 Excuse me, I just wanted... 1528 01:49:07,041 --> 01:49:08,748 "ANIA calling" 1529 01:49:10,582 --> 01:49:11,414 Hello? 1530 01:49:15,457 --> 01:49:16,457 Jesus. 1531 01:49:16,666 --> 01:49:17,498 Ania? 1532 01:49:17,582 --> 01:49:18,582 Tomek! 1533 01:49:19,666 --> 01:49:21,623 - Just tell him you love him. - Mom! 1534 01:49:23,207 --> 01:49:25,248 - Hello? - What is that screeching? 1535 01:49:25,332 --> 01:49:27,498 It's me! Where are you? 1536 01:49:27,916 --> 01:49:29,164 I'm on a plane! 1537 01:49:31,000 --> 01:49:32,039 Why are you screeching? 1538 01:49:32,125 --> 01:49:33,623 - What's the noise? - Never mind! 1539 01:49:34,707 --> 01:49:35,789 Tomek, I want you... 1540 01:49:37,666 --> 01:49:39,207 to stay with me. 1541 01:49:39,625 --> 01:49:40,998 Don't w-- to lea-- 1542 01:49:42,041 --> 01:49:42,957 Say that again? 1543 01:49:43,041 --> 01:49:46,207 I don't want a knight or a horse, or a fairy tale. I want you! 1544 01:49:46,957 --> 01:49:48,039 You hear me? 1545 01:49:48,207 --> 01:49:49,248 Stay, don't go! 1546 01:49:51,416 --> 01:49:52,498 Sorry, my bad. 1547 01:49:53,500 --> 01:49:55,082 "Don't" what? Hello? 1548 01:50:04,457 --> 01:50:05,707 - Thanks. - Ania! 1549 01:50:06,750 --> 01:50:09,207 - I want you to know I lo-- - Mom, Radek, 1550 01:50:09,291 --> 01:50:11,873 I'm sorry about earlier. Be happy together. Bye! 1551 01:50:21,957 --> 01:50:23,207 - Hello? - You there? 1552 01:50:23,291 --> 01:50:24,914 Yes! Christ, what's going on? 1553 01:50:24,957 --> 01:50:25,914 Gotta tell you this! 1554 01:50:26,000 --> 01:50:28,539 Sir, please put the phone away. We're taking off. 1555 01:50:28,625 --> 01:50:29,498 Sorry. 1556 01:50:30,541 --> 01:50:33,748 I don't want you to go! Don't go anywhere! 1557 01:50:33,832 --> 01:50:35,414 You're breaking up-- 1558 01:50:35,625 --> 01:50:38,082 No, we're not breaking up! I take it back! 1559 01:50:38,291 --> 01:50:40,248 Sir. Phone off. Now! 1560 01:50:40,457 --> 01:50:41,957 Excuse me, one second. 1561 01:50:42,082 --> 01:50:44,248 Tomek? Don't go. 1562 01:50:44,957 --> 01:50:47,707 I want you to stand up, right this second, 1563 01:50:47,791 --> 01:50:50,914 and get off that goddamned plane! Get it? 1564 01:50:51,957 --> 01:50:52,873 Tomek! 1565 01:50:54,750 --> 01:50:55,707 Do you hear me? 1566 01:50:56,791 --> 01:51:00,623 I love you. 1567 01:51:12,457 --> 01:51:13,289 Excuse me... 1568 01:51:13,832 --> 01:51:16,248 I have to go back. We need to turn around. 1569 01:51:16,332 --> 01:51:18,457 That's impossible. Please stay in your seat. 1570 01:51:18,582 --> 01:51:19,914 There's been a mistake. 1571 01:51:19,957 --> 01:51:22,039 Let me ask the pilot, I'm sure he'll get me. 1572 01:51:22,125 --> 01:51:23,707 - No way. - This is an emergency! 1573 01:51:23,791 --> 01:51:25,164 Sir! Please! Sit down! 1574 01:51:25,250 --> 01:51:26,873 I can explain, just listen. 1575 01:51:26,957 --> 01:51:29,123 Sir. No. Enough already! 1576 01:51:29,207 --> 01:51:30,207 Sit your ass down! 1577 01:51:50,166 --> 01:51:51,498 Excuse me, everyone... 1578 01:51:52,291 --> 01:51:54,373 I have an announcement to make! 1579 01:51:56,582 --> 01:51:57,873 It's a bomb! 1580 01:52:00,832 --> 01:52:03,582 Terror in the skies! Half an hour ago an attempt was made 1581 01:52:03,666 --> 01:52:06,748 to hijack a 737 bound for the USA. 1582 01:52:06,832 --> 01:52:10,248 Polish TV claims as many as two alt-left terrorist organizations 1583 01:52:10,332 --> 01:52:12,123 have claimed responsibility, 1584 01:52:12,207 --> 01:52:16,289 but the airport authorities believe the hijacker to be a so-called lone wolf. 1585 01:52:16,375 --> 01:52:18,832 The experts are already in our studio. 1586 01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,498 You tried to blow up the plane? Are you nuts?! 1587 01:52:25,582 --> 01:52:26,707 Alright, fine! 1588 01:52:26,791 --> 01:52:28,332 Maybe I am impulsive! 1589 01:52:28,832 --> 01:52:31,539 Excuse me, this is all a big misunderstanding! 1590 01:52:31,791 --> 01:52:33,748 Step back, ma'am, he's a terrorist. 1591 01:52:33,957 --> 01:52:34,789 Nonsense! 1592 01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:35,914 He's no terrorist. 1593 01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:38,748 He's... a bit of a jerk perhaps, 1594 01:52:38,957 --> 01:52:40,082 but with a good heart. 1595 01:52:40,916 --> 01:52:42,664 And he did it for love! 1596 01:52:42,750 --> 01:52:44,332 And it's Christmas time! 1597 01:52:44,666 --> 01:52:46,832 Can't you just let him go? Please. 1598 01:52:46,916 --> 01:52:49,457 If you don't step away, we'll arrest you for obstruction. 1599 01:52:50,500 --> 01:52:53,707 Having a badge and a gun doesn't make you God! 1600 01:52:54,125 --> 01:52:55,914 If he's a terrorist, then... 1601 01:52:56,125 --> 01:52:56,957 Allahu Akbar! 1602 01:53:00,916 --> 01:53:03,957 Why so rough? Take those paws away! 1603 01:53:05,041 --> 01:53:07,289 My lawyer will make you suffer! 1604 01:53:13,375 --> 01:53:14,248 What? 1605 01:53:17,332 --> 01:53:20,207 That was the sexiest thing I've ever seen. 1606 01:53:24,332 --> 01:53:25,164 Thanks. 1607 01:53:36,666 --> 01:53:37,707 Driver? 1608 01:53:38,332 --> 01:53:40,123 Take us to jail, please. 1609 01:53:45,457 --> 01:53:50,664 Okay, so maybe some of those movie love stories did go on. 1610 01:53:50,832 --> 01:53:51,957 Who cares! 1611 01:53:52,291 --> 01:53:56,582 The point is, love is a silly thing. 1612 01:53:57,291 --> 01:54:00,582 Way too silly for science to quantify. 1613 01:54:01,207 --> 01:54:04,748 And it's a good thing that Happily Ever After doesn't exist, 1614 01:54:04,832 --> 01:54:08,707 because the real deal can be so much better. 104908