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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,867 --> 00:00:03,679 - Tomorrow, Kamar's playing rugby. - I love rugby! 2 00:00:03,835 --> 00:00:05,126 - Oh, do you? - Yes. 3 00:00:05,187 --> 00:00:06,060 Good. 4 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,300 - And then we have a christening in the afternoon... - I adore christenings! 5 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:12,623 I'm so good with children. Everything they say is just so funny. 6 00:00:13,193 --> 00:00:15,717 So if you could all just lock up and drop your keys... 7 00:00:15,778 --> 00:00:16,540 WHISPERS: How was that? 8 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:19,789 WHISPERS: Good. You're coming across as a really nice person. 9 00:00:19,850 --> 00:00:22,359 - It's so hard to find a good cleaner. - Yes! 10 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:25,060 These girls whizz around the house. You barely have to look at them. 11 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,391 Lovely. 12 00:00:26,452 --> 00:00:29,660 And then I had a packet of Quavers and Jason had a Scotch egg 13 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:31,923 - and we just ate them in the car. - Oh, nice. 14 00:00:31,984 --> 00:00:34,461 Yeah. It was just something to fill a hole. 15 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:37,740 - Yeah, well, you know, you need something to tide you over. - Exactly. 16 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,180 Just something to keep you going between meals. 17 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,060 Have you had a snack? 18 00:00:42,599 --> 00:00:43,740 Yeah, I had an apple. 19 00:00:44,215 --> 00:00:45,489 And, fill a hole? 20 00:00:46,372 --> 00:00:48,529 - Yeah, it did, actually. - Well, there you go. 21 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,220 It's just something to tide you over. 22 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,310 - Yeah. - Mm. Just something to fill a hole. 23 00:00:52,371 --> 00:00:54,351 - Let me know if there's anything I can do. - Thanks. 24 00:00:54,412 --> 00:00:56,374 We got 20 guests arriving from London. 25 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:59,140 Derek's put on a coach for them and it'll take them back at the end of... 26 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:00,700 Hi. Can I speak to Colin, please? 27 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,940 - Oh. - Great. 28 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,380 Wow! That was rude. Huh! 29 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,033 Am I really that boring? 30 00:01:06,094 --> 00:01:07,980 - Don't make me answer that. - Hey! 31 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,340 THEY CHUCKLE 32 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,500 Breadcrumbs, which is carbs, 33 00:01:11,917 --> 00:01:14,620 sausage meat, which is proteins, 34 00:01:14,882 --> 00:01:17,932 and then, in the middle, it's basically an egg. 35 00:01:17,993 --> 00:01:20,379 Mm. Well, that should keep you going, babe. 36 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,780 - Yeah. It was just something to tide me over. - Yeah. 37 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,340 Something to fill a hole. 38 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:28,531 And this goes there. 39 00:01:28,592 --> 00:01:30,165 That's so pretty! 40 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:31,619 Thank you. 41 00:01:32,089 --> 00:01:33,323 Shall we take a photo? 42 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:36,636 Well, I would hate to forget how lovely it was. 43 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,205 CATHY CHUCKLES 44 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,620 MICHAEL CHUCKLES 45 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:49,342 - Are you OK? - Yeah. Just trying to do that heart thing. 46 00:01:49,403 --> 00:01:51,860 It's just... It's just... 47 00:01:53,093 --> 00:01:54,370 Oh! THEY LAUGH. 48 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,288 No, sorry, Cath, what is it? 49 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,100 THEY LAUGH 50 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,780 - We don't need to be negative. - I know, I know. I'm fine. 51 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,880 And we don't need to hate people just because they're better than us. 52 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,595 What? 53 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,500 Ladybird. 54 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,340 SHE SIGHS 55 00:02:19,729 --> 00:02:21,300 - Did it go on me? - No, Derek. 56 00:02:21,361 --> 00:02:23,408 - Has it gone on me, Pauline? - It flew away. 57 00:02:23,775 --> 00:02:25,975 - Are you sure? - Yes, Derek, I saw it. 58 00:02:28,227 --> 00:02:29,597 OK, thanks. 59 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,180 I want you to know I could say something really very witty right now. 60 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,540 - I know. - Very witty and very cutting. 61 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,080 I know you could, I know. 62 00:02:43,643 --> 00:02:45,893 But I am choosing, out of kindness, not to. 63 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,568 Thanks. 64 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,700 I really appreciate it. 65 00:02:51,201 --> 00:02:52,460 You'd better. 66 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,060 Oh! Oh, shit, that's a video and not a photo. 67 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,640 SHE CHUCKLES 68 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:59,380 Oh, no, um... 69 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,220 I... I just took a photo instead of a video. 70 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,576 No! A video instead of a photo. 71 00:03:06,109 --> 00:03:07,340 - Oh, dear. - Yeah. 72 00:03:08,251 --> 00:03:09,523 Whoops! 73 00:03:11,894 --> 00:03:15,219 - Everything all right at the butcher's? - Yeah, yeah. Really good. 74 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,380 Right, shall I take that photo? 75 00:04:03,425 --> 00:04:08,025 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 76 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:26,562 _ 77 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:29,978 Badminton. 78 00:04:30,731 --> 00:04:31,931 My God! 79 00:04:31,992 --> 00:04:35,140 I don't know why anyone bothers doing anything any more. 80 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,380 It's just people who think they're too good for tennis. 81 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,460 Why does the net have to be so high? 82 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,700 Why does the net have to be high? 83 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:43,750 Why is the ball made of air? 84 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,220 You start to question badminton, you'll never stop. 85 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,300 And Danielle got on the coach, so good thing we kept that room for her. 86 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,375 Can we just take the photo, Derek? My arms are hurting. 87 00:04:53,436 --> 00:04:55,780 But Derek can't make it because of his back. 88 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,580 Not me, the other Derek. 89 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,540 Yes, Derek, I know your friend Derek isn't you. 90 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,414 Well, my friends find it confusing. 91 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:02,836 Oh, I'm sure they do. 92 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,200 Oh, wow! That's a nice top. Who told you to buy it? 93 00:05:08,536 --> 00:05:10,260 No-one. I bought it myself. 94 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,280 No, but who was it that had the fashion sense to... 95 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,660 - Hm. - That's so rude. 96 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,928 - Don't worry, love. - I'm so sorry! 97 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:22,882 - I can't believe I just said that! - I know. 98 00:05:22,961 --> 00:05:24,900 It's so unlike you. 99 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,540 Wow, look at that top! 100 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,440 CATHY CHUCKLES Shut your face. 101 00:05:36,147 --> 00:05:39,120 If I could wink, I'd wink, but I can't wink, so... 102 00:05:41,098 --> 00:05:43,120 Oh, no, I can wink. Great. 103 00:05:44,608 --> 00:05:45,872 That's good to know. 104 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:47,173 Handy. 105 00:05:49,524 --> 00:05:51,740 I'm sorry for being rude about your clothes. 106 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,780 Oh, I don't care. It's only clothes. 107 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:56,660 Yeah. And it's mums, isn't it? 108 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,620 They all dress like dogs. 109 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,000 I'm sure I'll be the same when I have my bab... 110 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,779 He does something to do with computers, 111 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:07,700 and I, obviously, do my removals. 112 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:10,140 But despite that, we're both called Derek. 113 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,184 - Can we just take the photo, Derek? - Yeah. Sorry. 114 00:06:12,245 --> 00:06:13,496 I wouldn't like that. 115 00:06:13,988 --> 00:06:16,903 Well, the problem is, if someone shouts out, "Derek", 116 00:06:16,964 --> 00:06:19,707 - we've got no way of knowing which one of us... - Derek! 117 00:06:19,768 --> 00:06:21,580 And I'm not worried about the birth 118 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,259 because, like, you know, how hard can it be? 119 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,179 - It's pretty hard, love. - Oh, I know it is, yeah, but... 120 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,444 I don't want to scare you. 121 00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:35,335 Yeah, but what you have to remember, Cathy, is, I've had laryngitis. 122 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,033 Right. 123 00:06:38,995 --> 00:06:40,980 So you don't need to worry about me. 124 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:44,300 I'm completely prepared for being a mum. 125 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:49,111 Basically, it's going to be easy for me, like it was for you. 126 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:50,807 Cathy? You're needed. 127 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:52,412 CATHY CHUCKLES 128 00:06:53,177 --> 00:06:56,620 If Jason asks me to marry him, 129 00:06:57,148 --> 00:06:59,068 will you come on my hen do? 130 00:07:00,414 --> 00:07:02,740 Sorry, I'm just imagining what that would be like. 131 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,485 KELLY GIGGLES. 132 00:07:03,546 --> 00:07:05,220 You'd enjoy it. 133 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:06,940 Cathy! THEY GIGGLE. 134 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,900 Of course I wouldn't. 135 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,940 You'd have fun. 136 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,900 I'd rather stick pins in my eyes. 137 00:07:13,149 --> 00:07:14,500 KELLY GIGGLES. Cathy! 138 00:07:17,578 --> 00:07:19,078 I was calling you. 139 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,419 - Yeah, I was just talking to Kelly. - I shouldn't have to call you twice. 140 00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:24,420 I came when I was ready. 141 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,312 Well, you should have been quicker. 142 00:07:27,508 --> 00:07:30,198 Yes, well, you can go fuck yourself. 143 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,020 Very good. 144 00:07:38,477 --> 00:07:39,820 Thanks. 145 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,020 You know what I love most about being British? 146 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,020 - Go on. - The fact that we're tolerant. 147 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,580 I can't stand people who aren't tolerant. 148 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:51,320 I actually surprise myself sometimes, the amount of things I can tolerate. 149 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,669 Race, obviously. That's the biggie. 150 00:07:55,504 --> 00:07:58,762 Any religion, no matter what crazy bollocks they believe in. 151 00:07:59,207 --> 00:08:00,716 I can tolerate women. 152 00:08:00,777 --> 00:08:03,553 And that's fat women, thin women, the lot. 153 00:08:04,592 --> 00:08:09,280 Gays, and, like, all the various quirky little subdivisions. 154 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,693 I can tolerate every single one of them. 155 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,340 Even the men that dress like ladies. 156 00:08:15,503 --> 00:08:17,660 - That's because you're British. - Exactly! 157 00:08:18,268 --> 00:08:21,309 Oh, the French wouldn't know how to be tolerant. 158 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,798 They wouldn't have a clue. 159 00:08:22,859 --> 00:08:27,079 Miserable, dirty, little, stinking fucking cowards. 160 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,697 This is dill. 161 00:08:31,257 --> 00:08:32,517 Yeah. 162 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:34,842 - Dill. - Yeah. 163 00:08:35,457 --> 00:08:39,217 You chop it up and sprinkle it over the food, just like you would if it was, um... 164 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,365 cress. 165 00:08:45,426 --> 00:08:46,660 - Yeah. - Good. 166 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,220 How do I introduce Michael? 167 00:08:52,654 --> 00:08:56,194 Well, he's... Derek's friend, isn't he? 168 00:08:56,255 --> 00:08:58,380 Do I need to say anything about you? 169 00:09:02,866 --> 00:09:05,106 - Yes. - Good. 170 00:09:07,140 --> 00:09:08,460 You can, um... 171 00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:14,135 you can say he's my partner. 172 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,419 Well done. 173 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,440 Thanks. 174 00:09:22,515 --> 00:09:24,134 Took you long enough. 175 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:26,820 - And you had no idea? - No! 176 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:28,580 Congratulations! 177 00:09:28,876 --> 00:09:30,900 Wow, you hid it so well. 178 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,460 I was sure you'd worked it out. 179 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,180 I was asking all those questions! 180 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,880 Yeah, but that was for your friend who's pregnant. 181 00:09:39,089 --> 00:09:40,300 KELLY GIGGLES 182 00:09:40,629 --> 00:09:42,018 That was you? 183 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,660 Yes! 184 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,820 Ha-ha! My God! 185 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,620 And I've had to eat all the time, 186 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:50,378 and in the mornings, I've been SO sick! 187 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:52,593 Yeah, but that was the antibiotics. 188 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,740 - That's the pregnancy! - No way! 189 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,540 I'm not even on antibiotics! 190 00:09:58,600 --> 00:09:59,958 THEY LAUGH. 191 00:10:00,019 --> 00:10:01,357 Are you kidding me? 192 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,745 - I just need to find my phone. - Oh, right. 193 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,195 - Where did you last have it? - Um... 194 00:10:16,551 --> 00:10:17,980 80%. 195 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,918 - Is that good? - Yeah. 196 00:10:21,269 --> 00:10:25,313 It gets down to 50%, but then it drops to 20% really quickly, so... 197 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,260 - That's annoying. - Yeah, killer. 198 00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:28,704 Huh! 199 00:10:31,416 --> 00:10:34,577 Jason was just saying that his battery gets to 50% 200 00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:37,385 and then drops down to 20% really quickly. 201 00:10:37,446 --> 00:10:38,900 Oh. I bet that's annoying. 202 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,500 Yeah, just a bit. 203 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:41,780 THEY CHUCKLE 204 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:45,877 I'm on 80% now, so that should see me through the afternoon 205 00:10:45,938 --> 00:10:47,511 if I don't use it too much. 206 00:10:47,572 --> 00:10:49,270 - That's good. - Yeah. 207 00:10:52,407 --> 00:10:53,727 Good game. 208 00:10:54,347 --> 00:10:55,667 Yeah. 209 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,940 Your dad used to be good at that. 210 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,660 Oh, yeah. He loved it, didn't he? Huh! 211 00:11:00,962 --> 00:11:03,017 It's like bowling, isn't it? So... 212 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:06,112 Jason's good at bowling, too. 213 00:11:06,173 --> 00:11:08,035 - Are you? - Yeah. Tenpin. 214 00:11:08,223 --> 00:11:10,914 - Right. - He's got awards for it, haven't you? 215 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:12,655 Nothing major. 216 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:15,300 Well, obviously, it's in the genes. 217 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,580 CATHY LAUGHS 218 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,210 Yeah. 219 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,798 You bowl much? 220 00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:23,149 Not for a long time. 221 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:27,433 But, yeah, you know, back in the day. 222 00:11:30,203 --> 00:11:32,300 Well, I'll go and help Derek. 223 00:11:33,117 --> 00:11:34,417 Yeah. 224 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,225 - Yeah. See you in a bit, then. - Yeah. 225 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:44,782 HE SIGHS 226 00:11:45,712 --> 00:11:47,352 I wonder where Kelly is? 227 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,183 - Where are you, babe? - I'm in here. 228 00:12:06,195 --> 00:12:08,875 FRIDGE BEEPS 229 00:12:11,769 --> 00:12:13,169 It's bound to be ugly. 230 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,420 - The baby? WHISPERS: - Yeah. 231 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:18,260 WHISPERS: And thick. 232 00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:20,253 Ugly and thick. 233 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:25,020 All that effort to make a baby and it comes out ugly and thick. 234 00:12:26,231 --> 00:12:28,380 HE SIGHS. Such a shame. 235 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,660 - We'll have to hold it. - Oh, don't. 236 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,420 - We will. - Oh, stop. 237 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,780 We'll have to talk to it, 238 00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:36,500 look at it. 239 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,985 My son, best thing that ever happened to me. 240 00:12:40,046 --> 00:12:43,806 - Of course. - My grandson? Yeah, lovely. 241 00:12:44,561 --> 00:12:46,180 My great-grandchild? 242 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,060 Who gives a fuck? 243 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,860 I bet she breast-feeds. 244 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,500 Oh, I'm too old. 245 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:54,460 She'll be whopping them out on Cathy's sofa. 246 00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:56,663 Here's the birthday boy. 247 00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:58,580 Heh-heh-heh-heh! Yeah. 248 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,100 Brilliant! They'll be burying me soon. 249 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,620 THEY LAUGH 250 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,420 I love the thought of my bones clunking about underground. 251 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,780 Ha-ha-ha! 252 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,841 Yeah. All these years of thinking and worrying. 253 00:13:10,902 --> 00:13:13,730 At the end of it all, you're just bones, rotting in a box. 254 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:15,540 And no-one even knows you existed. 255 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,860 Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's fantastic! 256 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,999 Brilliant! You're basically just a bag of meat. 257 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,062 You all right, mate? 258 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,111 I suppose you can't really think about it like that, can you? 259 00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:35,321 Best not to. 260 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,520 Dare me to dive in the pool? 261 00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:45,750 I think if everything's OK with the baby, 262 00:13:45,811 --> 00:13:47,860 I'm going to be the sort of dad that, like, 263 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,780 talks to his kids about stuff. 264 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,020 And isn't just, like, funny all the time. 265 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,302 Yeah. 266 00:13:55,199 --> 00:13:56,559 Good idea, babe. 267 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,382 I think I'm going to be the same. 268 00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:01,062 Yeah. 269 00:14:03,821 --> 00:14:06,540 Though it'll be hard, obviously, because we're both so witty. 270 00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:09,328 We'll just have to really keep an eye on it. 271 00:14:09,657 --> 00:14:11,897 I just don't want my son spending his whole life 272 00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:13,758 wishing he was as good as me. 273 00:14:18,885 --> 00:14:20,780 I think I'll just wait for it to get a bit warmer. 274 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,180 - Yeah. - Derek? 275 00:14:22,881 --> 00:14:24,424 Yes, my sweetheart? 276 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,994 They'll be here soon. 277 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,845 I'll be in the dining room. 278 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:40,617 Do you ever get bored of breathing? 279 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,340 In, out, in, out, in, out. 280 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,980 Fucking hell! 281 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,700 When's it going to stop? 282 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,877 Yeah. Huh! 283 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,427 Dave would have loved it here, wouldn't he? 284 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:02,420 He'd have been straight in that pool, probably with his clothes on. 285 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,700 Hm! 286 00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:10,071 We'd have had silly T-shirts and football on the grass, and... 287 00:15:12,258 --> 00:15:14,140 He'd have cleared out that cider farm, 288 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:18,080 though I'm not sure what he would've thought about Canterbury. Hm! 289 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:43,027 It still doesn't make any sense that he's gone, does it? 290 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,421 I'm still finding little holes he's left. 291 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,070 But we keep moving on, don't we? 292 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,855 Even when we don't want to move. 293 00:16:25,561 --> 00:16:27,501 And... and things happen. 294 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,640 CATHY SIGHS 295 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,942 Oh, people will be here soon. 296 00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:06,348 Huh! Right! 297 00:17:15,653 --> 00:17:17,837 KELLY AND JASON GIGGLE 298 00:17:17,898 --> 00:17:19,300 - Ah! - Got you again! 299 00:17:19,742 --> 00:17:22,252 - Yeah. Yeah. - Got you, Michael. 300 00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:23,738 Yeah, you did. THEY LAUGH. 301 00:17:24,725 --> 00:17:26,820 - Do you want me to stop? - Yes, please. 302 00:17:27,478 --> 00:17:28,778 Oh, OK. 303 00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:33,817 One more? 304 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,255 Really? 305 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:37,674 Yeah. 306 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,025 OK. 307 00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:44,419 Can I do it in your face? 308 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,013 - Do you have to? - Kind of. 309 00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:51,312 OK. 310 00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:58,774 SHE GIGGLES 311 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:05,969 Thanks, Michael. 312 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,371 Yeah, that's all right. 313 00:18:07,432 --> 00:18:09,339 THEY LAUGH 314 00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:13,100 It's great about you and Cathy, by the way. 315 00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:16,785 - Thanks. - Because obviously, she's out of your league. 316 00:18:18,441 --> 00:18:21,620 - Yep. - But it shows romance isn't just about looks, 317 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,180 or how sexy someone is. 318 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,914 It can also be about kindness and boring stuff like that. 319 00:18:30,992 --> 00:18:32,852 That's nice for you to say. 320 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,980 I hope that didn't come out wrong. 321 00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:39,651 No, I-I think it was quite clear what you meant. 322 00:18:39,712 --> 00:18:42,940 I keep on saying things that are accidentally deeply offensive. 323 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,646 That doesn't sound like you. 324 00:18:44,763 --> 00:18:46,060 I know, right? 325 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,520 Thanks for calling me in. 326 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,024 Nice to have this little moment alone together on this hectic day. 327 00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:53,704 We're doing the napkins. 328 00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:56,559 Fantastic. Good. Yes. Er... 329 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:59,439 No, good, yeah. I love napkins. 330 00:19:04,174 --> 00:19:07,517 No, but... I thought maybe you might have been calling me in 331 00:19:07,578 --> 00:19:11,394 to give me a present, seeing as it's my birthday. 332 00:19:11,455 --> 00:19:13,392 This whole week has been your birthday present. 333 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,300 Oh, I know. Yeah. 334 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,420 It's amazing, yeah, it... it's been great. 335 00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:25,025 But it can be nice, alongside a big present... 336 00:19:25,757 --> 00:19:28,060 to have something little to open on the day. 337 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:29,660 Are you actually doing this? 338 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,980 No, sorry, no, you're right. It's been... it's been... it's been an amazing week. 339 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,029 - Do you know how much this place cost? - No, I know. Sorry. Sorry. 340 00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:42,688 I just like having something to open, that's all. 341 00:19:49,937 --> 00:19:51,220 Looking good. 342 00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:53,100 Thanks. 343 00:19:57,106 --> 00:19:59,660 Can you believe Derek's paid for a coach to bring his mates 344 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,060 all the way from London and then take them home? 345 00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:05,100 - It's a lovely thing to do. - Really lovely, yeah. 346 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,115 He's a great bloke. 347 00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:13,820 - No, you've done well in here. - Thanks, mate. 348 00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,162 I'm doing my best. Huh! 349 00:20:16,499 --> 00:20:18,700 I'll get on with the barbie in a minute. 350 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,520 All right. Lovely. 351 00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:27,280 I've actually got some shelves I think I'm going to put up 'round mine. 352 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,735 - Oh, OK. - Yeah. I want to get my trophies up. 353 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,920 - Nice. - Yeah. 354 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:40,857 Do you think you might fancy sort of helping me get them up? 355 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,220 Yeah. Yeah, all right. 356 00:20:44,483 --> 00:20:46,046 They'll need to be pretty straight. 357 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,800 OK. OK, I'll, er... bring my spirit-level. 358 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,760 Yeah, great. 359 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:57,246 - I'll get mine out, too. - Oh, great. 360 00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:03,558 I'm just going to see what else is going on. You all right here? 361 00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:04,833 Yeah, yeah. 362 00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:06,334 Cool, cool. 363 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:13,280 JASON SIGHS 364 00:21:17,147 --> 00:21:19,045 Give us a shout if you need anything. 365 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,091 I think sometimes, emotions 366 00:21:53,152 --> 00:21:57,090 and people getting, like, emotional and stuff, 367 00:21:57,504 --> 00:22:01,764 I think it can sort of get in the way of what's important. 368 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,000 Yeah, I think that's a really good point, love. 369 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,668 I think, like, 370 00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:15,097 everything you were saying yesterday about, like, guilt or whatever... 371 00:22:16,612 --> 00:22:18,760 I just think you shouldn't overthink it. 372 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,978 Thanks for talking to me. 373 00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:26,442 Yeah, well, I'm not a kid any more. 374 00:22:26,683 --> 00:22:28,403 No, of course not. 375 00:22:32,249 --> 00:22:34,167 But I... I know it's hard. 376 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:42,750 When someone dies, time stands still for them, but... 377 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,383 the rest of us keep changing, so... 378 00:22:47,444 --> 00:22:52,627 Well... I think that's my thing, really. 379 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:54,220 OK. 380 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,380 Because I do get that you're going to be with Michael for a bit 381 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:03,409 because you're lonely and you've got to try new things, or whatever, 382 00:23:03,470 --> 00:23:05,380 before it's too late. 383 00:23:05,815 --> 00:23:07,215 And that's fine. 384 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,513 But you need to remember, Mum, that... 385 00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:14,411 it's a really difficult time for a woman. 386 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,060 - Is it? - Yeah. 387 00:23:18,478 --> 00:23:20,240 It's confusing for them. 388 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,020 I'm not confused. 389 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,546 No, you are. 390 00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:27,700 I'm not, love. 391 00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:31,200 You're so confused, you don't even know that you're confused. 392 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,070 But I'm here to keep an eye on you. 393 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:47,032 So... just be a bit more lowkey, just for now. 394 00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:49,891 Just until you get a bit of perspective on it 395 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,960 and you can see how you're behaving. 396 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,680 Hm. 397 00:23:59,914 --> 00:24:01,689 JASON KISSES CATHY'S HEAD 398 00:24:11,931 --> 00:24:14,370 So you're talking about change and stuff... 399 00:24:16,726 --> 00:24:18,583 but you don't need to change, Mum. 400 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,849 - Just remember who you are. - Huh! 401 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:29,301 Right, then, let's do the barbie. 402 00:24:44,332 --> 00:24:45,580 20?! 403 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,940 - Yeah. - How has Derek got 20 friends? 404 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,580 20?! 405 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,620 20 morons, with so little to do, 406 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,740 they'll come all the way here to celebrate the birth of Derek. 407 00:24:58,276 --> 00:24:59,780 What is it? 408 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,266 Does it matter? 409 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,000 You all right? Talking about me? Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! 410 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,580 - We were, actually. - Oh! Nothing too bad, I hope. 411 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,460 Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh! 412 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:12,000 Hm. 413 00:25:16,138 --> 00:25:17,558 MOUTHS: Come over here. 414 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,597 THEY GIGGLE AND CLINK GLASSES 415 00:25:53,612 --> 00:25:54,940 Oh, for god's sake! 416 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,660 - Bloody hell! - Oh, it's lovely! 417 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,500 So trite. They're literally walking off into the distance. 418 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,420 - Pauline! - She's fucking him in the bushes! 419 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,060 - About time. - She's not! 420 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,020 They're kissing. They're having a cuddle! 421 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,625 They're admiring the flowers. 422 00:26:08,686 --> 00:26:10,702 She's definitely admiring something. 423 00:26:10,763 --> 00:26:11,750 HORN BLASTS 424 00:26:11,843 --> 00:26:13,459 Oh, that'll be the coach! 425 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,380 She's meant to be handing out the champagne and the finger food. 426 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,620 I'll get the burgers out. 427 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,900 Of all the times to put herself first. 428 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,320 - Here they come. - Oh, leave them alone! 429 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,760 CATHY GIGGLES 430 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,040 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 431 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:52,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31183

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