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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,531 --> 00:00:02,531 READS: But change is on the horizon. 2 00:00:02,592 --> 00:00:05,335 And you have to be ready to face new challenges. 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,642 How do they know all this? 4 00:00:09,389 --> 00:00:10,603 It's written in the stars. 5 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,658 Wow! 6 00:00:13,545 --> 00:00:18,026 Makes you question how much control you actually have over your own existence. 7 00:00:19,863 --> 00:00:21,543 Well, I suppose it does. 8 00:00:22,794 --> 00:00:24,037 - Cath? - Hm? 9 00:00:24,098 --> 00:00:25,902 - Pisces? - Yeah. 10 00:00:28,122 --> 00:00:29,911 READS: The moon is your friend. 11 00:00:30,326 --> 00:00:32,214 - Good start. - Yeah. 12 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:41,280 JASON SIGHS 13 00:00:49,693 --> 00:00:51,297 This is it now. 14 00:00:52,508 --> 00:00:54,629 It's going to rain all weekend. 15 00:00:57,249 --> 00:00:59,558 Derek's party will be ruined. 16 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:05,922 The roads will be wet on the drive home. 17 00:01:08,776 --> 00:01:10,376 We'll crash. 18 00:01:12,174 --> 00:01:13,781 You'll die. 19 00:01:15,859 --> 00:01:18,979 And I'll be left, screaming in the wreckage. 20 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:22,627 HE SIGHS 21 00:01:27,772 --> 00:01:28,978 Typical. 22 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,481 READS: So beware those who come to do you harm. 23 00:01:33,805 --> 00:01:36,199 - That's good advice. - Yeah. Thanks, love. 24 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:37,980 That's such good advice. 25 00:01:38,442 --> 00:01:40,593 You know, a lot of people don't believe in it. 26 00:01:41,054 --> 00:01:43,380 What, don't believe in star signs? 27 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,044 Yeah. 28 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,560 I think it might be raining. 29 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:57,443 MICHAEL CHUCKLES 30 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,845 Nah, I'd better not. 31 00:02:12,754 --> 00:02:18,960 Someone just, er, e-mailed me a YouTube link. Er... 32 00:02:20,491 --> 00:02:21,734 someone's cat, 33 00:02:22,474 --> 00:02:24,190 they'd given it a balloon. 34 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:27,581 Obviously, it's not gonnae end well. 35 00:02:29,687 --> 00:02:32,140 - You want to have a look? - I've probably seen it. 36 00:02:32,559 --> 00:02:33,759 Sure. 37 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,400 I'm going for a walk, mate. 38 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:42,774 Ah, well, you're a braver man than me. 39 00:02:42,835 --> 00:02:44,140 Yeah, I know. 40 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,038 Can't just dismiss it. 41 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:50,032 It's bound to have an affect on a person. 42 00:02:50,131 --> 00:02:52,450 Oh, people believe whatever they want to believe. 43 00:02:52,511 --> 00:02:54,308 Well, what's not to believe in? 44 00:02:54,369 --> 00:02:56,628 You're born under a star sign. 45 00:03:05,957 --> 00:03:07,692 I'm going to have to tell him. 46 00:03:56,008 --> 00:04:00,608 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 47 00:04:14,403 --> 00:04:18,985 _ 48 00:04:20,549 --> 00:04:21,749 There she is! 49 00:04:21,810 --> 00:04:23,131 I've been sick in the bed. 50 00:04:23,311 --> 00:04:25,100 Oh. OK. No problem. 51 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,694 - There's a bit on the bathroom floor. - Nothing a bit of loo roll won't fix. 52 00:04:28,858 --> 00:04:30,140 We've run out of loo roll. 53 00:04:30,521 --> 00:04:33,568 - I'll get some more from the cupboard. - I was sick in the cupboard. 54 00:04:35,534 --> 00:04:36,794 Are you OK? 55 00:04:39,494 --> 00:04:41,168 Oh, no problem, my love. 56 00:04:41,479 --> 00:04:45,060 You're your own person, so, er... I'll sort this out. 57 00:04:45,259 --> 00:04:47,580 Huh-huh! I am the expert. Huh! 58 00:04:47,976 --> 00:04:51,936 You should have seen some of the stuff I came across when I was doing my community... 59 00:04:54,219 --> 00:04:55,836 Oh, God, no! 60 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,660 Have you been listening to music? 61 00:04:58,988 --> 00:05:00,260 Yeah. 62 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,826 Mm. 63 00:05:02,397 --> 00:05:05,780 Yeah, I've just been reading my book. Hm! 64 00:05:05,997 --> 00:05:07,240 Mm. 65 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,431 - What you into these days? - Um...a bit of everything, really. 66 00:05:12,791 --> 00:05:14,832 Chart music, dance music, pop. 67 00:05:14,893 --> 00:05:16,140 Oh! Yeah! 68 00:05:16,581 --> 00:05:18,735 Rag'n'Bone Man in the evenings. 69 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,842 - Jason Derulo always. - Nice. 70 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:23,140 - You know, ABBA did some good songs. - Did they? 71 00:05:23,613 --> 00:05:25,379 Little Mix, if I'm stressed. 72 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,391 That wasn't so bad. Heh-heh-heh! 73 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,300 You just got to tell yourself it doesn't smell. Heh-heh-heh! 74 00:05:31,251 --> 00:05:32,900 Where you going? 75 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:34,725 RAIN PELTS 76 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,660 You all right, love? 77 00:05:49,721 --> 00:05:52,788 Yeah, no, good, Cath. Yeah. Huh-huh! Top of the world. 78 00:05:52,858 --> 00:05:55,740 - I had a bit of an accident in the night, so... - Oh, Uncle Derek! 79 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,660 Yeah, I'm a fucking disgrace. 80 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,520 FAINT MEDIA BROADCAST 81 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,100 I've got a really itchy hand. 82 00:06:15,461 --> 00:06:17,642 Oh. Have you scratched it? 83 00:06:17,703 --> 00:06:19,640 Yeah, loads. 84 00:06:19,701 --> 00:06:21,660 - Weird. Huh! - Yeah. 85 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:23,836 I'll Google it. 86 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:32,358 I think Michael was looking forward to visiting the castle. 87 00:06:32,921 --> 00:06:36,631 He's got such a fascinating range of interests. 88 00:06:36,745 --> 00:06:39,311 What a riveting long-term partner he'd make. 89 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,536 - Pauline's ex? - Mm. 90 00:06:51,404 --> 00:06:53,875 I'm good, I'm good. I've got a banana, so... 91 00:06:55,309 --> 00:06:56,620 Pauline's ex-husband. 92 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:01,045 Yeah, yeah. But I've got a banana, so it's not all bad. Hm! 93 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,540 What I find is it's best just to let a woman exhaust every other possibility 94 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,960 until she realises she might as well stay with me. 95 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:15,700 - New trousers? - Mm. 96 00:07:15,928 --> 00:07:17,470 Well, fairly new. 97 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:20,400 - I like them. - Oh! Huh! 98 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,200 Thanks. 99 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,918 You want to come upstairs and help me choose a hanky? 100 00:07:29,988 --> 00:07:31,708 Yeah, I do. 101 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:34,680 Thanks, Reg. 102 00:07:38,516 --> 00:07:41,142 What you need to realise, Cathy, is that nowadays, 103 00:07:41,203 --> 00:07:44,366 you can be a feminist and it doesn't make you boring. 104 00:07:44,427 --> 00:07:46,711 - OK, love. - No-one's ashamed of anything any more. 105 00:07:46,772 --> 00:07:48,654 Not even old people. 106 00:07:48,866 --> 00:07:51,229 Because everyone gets to do whatever they want, 107 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:55,106 and they don't have to feel bad if all they're trying to do is sort of live a happy life. 108 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:57,699 I'd love to read my book, if that's OK, Kelly. 109 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,740 Yeah, yeah. Cool. Sorry. 110 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,013 - Have you seen this? - What's that? 111 00:08:05,074 --> 00:08:06,982 It hasn't been tested on animals. 112 00:08:09,046 --> 00:08:10,719 You're kidding? 113 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:12,497 They weren't tested on an animal, 114 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:15,375 but it's fine for me to stick it all over my skin. 115 00:08:15,436 --> 00:08:16,818 Must be some mistake, surely. 116 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:18,720 Says it there, not tested on animals. 117 00:08:21,508 --> 00:08:24,628 READS: This product has not been tested on animals. 118 00:08:26,217 --> 00:08:27,603 Jesus! 119 00:08:27,916 --> 00:08:30,116 You'd think they'd put a bit on a monkey. 120 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:32,491 They must've put a bit on a monkey, surely. 121 00:08:32,552 --> 00:08:34,000 That's not what it says here. 122 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:36,700 Let me see that again. 123 00:08:37,161 --> 00:08:40,510 Can I just say one more tiny little thing and then I'll never speak to you ever again? 124 00:08:40,571 --> 00:08:42,408 Love, can we please just leave it? 125 00:08:42,469 --> 00:08:45,004 Michael's not bad for an old man. 126 00:08:45,783 --> 00:08:49,060 Some of them are literally repulsive. 127 00:08:49,754 --> 00:08:53,876 And he's really kind, and sort of funny. 128 00:08:53,937 --> 00:08:58,277 Well, not funny, but, like, he makes you laugh, for some reason. 129 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,395 So all I'm trying to say is, 130 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:04,535 you don't have to feel bad, about anything. 131 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:07,038 It's like me, when I'm with my mum. 132 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:09,473 Don't think about how you should feel, 133 00:09:09,534 --> 00:09:11,340 think about how you do feel. 134 00:09:12,022 --> 00:09:14,468 I just think someone needs to say it to you. 135 00:09:15,277 --> 00:09:16,477 OK? 136 00:09:17,045 --> 00:09:19,540 Sorry. I'll be quiet now. 137 00:09:19,778 --> 00:09:21,025 Sorry. 138 00:09:34,994 --> 00:09:36,244 DOOR SLAMS SHUT Derek! 139 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,814 Oh, God! 140 00:09:46,293 --> 00:09:47,393 Do you want me to open it? 141 00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:50,010 I don't think you should be opening a bottle of champagne, do you? 142 00:09:50,071 --> 00:09:51,329 HE LAUGHS No way. 143 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,500 Not with these massive arms and legs! 144 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,980 DISHWASHER BEEPS 145 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,948 DEREK LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 146 00:10:01,204 --> 00:10:03,310 Huh! You having fun out there. 147 00:10:03,452 --> 00:10:05,629 - Bucket! - Ah. 148 00:10:14,561 --> 00:10:15,940 DEREK CHUCKLES 149 00:10:18,294 --> 00:10:19,894 I love you. 150 00:10:21,849 --> 00:10:23,769 DEREK LAUGHS 151 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,560 Let me get that for you. 152 00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:56,848 You enjoying that? 153 00:10:56,909 --> 00:10:58,955 - Huh! - Have I got it all over me? 154 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:01,299 Um...a little bit. 155 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,780 SHE CHUCKLES 156 00:11:03,235 --> 00:11:04,444 Oh! 157 00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:06,559 Oh, Derek's porridge! 158 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,860 Oh! 159 00:11:11,944 --> 00:11:13,740 What we do in the flat is, 160 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:18,846 we pile everything up in the sink and then we just wash it when we want to use it again. 161 00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:21,743 - Oh. OK. - Yeah. It's just easier. 162 00:11:21,804 --> 00:11:23,024 Oh. 163 00:11:33,488 --> 00:11:36,209 - Party tomorrow. - Yeah. Nice. 164 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:38,430 Huh! Mm. 165 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:44,308 Well... 166 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,760 RAIN PELTS 167 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:08,800 RAIN PELTS 168 00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:14,420 Where are your shoes? 169 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,620 I'm going to say something, Cath, and then I don't want to talk about it, OK? 170 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,434 Why don't you put your shoes on? 171 00:12:21,635 --> 00:12:24,856 There's no rush for me, OK? 172 00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:28,027 You don't have to tell Jason now for my sake. I can wait. 173 00:12:28,088 --> 00:12:30,548 - I-I-I need to say something. - Cath... 174 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,220 I-I...I've been waiting for you 175 00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:41,052 from the very first words you ever said to me, 176 00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:43,417 when you told me you only ate crisps for dinner 177 00:12:43,478 --> 00:12:45,580 because your mum was in a mood. 178 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:48,340 And Dave went and got you a pint and we... 179 00:12:48,806 --> 00:12:52,119 waited for him together by the gents. 180 00:12:52,581 --> 00:12:54,331 And I knew I was in trouble. 181 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:58,822 You melt me like butter, Cathy, you do. 182 00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,963 You melt me like fucking butter. 183 00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:05,171 You know, losing Dave and losing my mum, 184 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:06,940 these should have been the worst two years of my life, 185 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,518 but they've been the best, easily, 186 00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:12,293 easily been the best two years I've ever had 187 00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:15,480 because I got to spend so much of them with you. 188 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,964 I look out over my little garden every morning with a cup of tea, 189 00:13:26,025 --> 00:13:29,580 and the trees change, the flowers change, 190 00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:31,980 friends come and go. 191 00:13:32,287 --> 00:13:35,744 I...I changed jobs, I...I lost my parents, I lost Dave. 192 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,220 I got married, I got divorced. 193 00:13:38,725 --> 00:13:41,525 I had my girls, my girls went, too. 194 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,180 The one thing, the one thing, 195 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,620 through all of it that never changed, 196 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,380 could never change, will never change, 197 00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:53,507 is the fact that I love you. 198 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,840 It's what I do. 199 00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:05,119 I used to think I could feel the air move when you moved it. 200 00:14:07,238 --> 00:14:10,918 There were days when things would just smell of you. 201 00:14:12,806 --> 00:14:14,606 So you take your time. 202 00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:18,211 You speak to Jason when you're ready to, 203 00:14:18,272 --> 00:14:20,832 not when you've been forced to. 204 00:14:21,814 --> 00:14:25,060 And whether it's when we get home, 205 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,940 or whether you want to leave it for a few months, 206 00:14:29,508 --> 00:14:31,617 I'll just be here, 207 00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:35,342 like I have always been here. 208 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,120 This is about you. 209 00:14:53,918 --> 00:14:55,500 HE PLAYS A NOTE 210 00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:57,585 HE SNIFFS 211 00:15:05,063 --> 00:15:06,540 HE PLAYS A NOTE 212 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,208 HE SNIFFS 213 00:15:15,267 --> 00:15:16,947 HE PLAYS A NOTE 214 00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,012 HE SIGHS 215 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:37,980 It's been two years. 216 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,077 Oh, leave her alone. 217 00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:42,100 Think of David! 218 00:15:42,584 --> 00:15:44,522 He'd have seen the funny side. 219 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,323 He'd have had us all laughing about it. 220 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,316 He'd have seen the funny side. 221 00:15:51,449 --> 00:15:53,349 He could make you laugh at anything. 222 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,490 Well, he was so quick, you see. 223 00:15:56,794 --> 00:15:58,263 That's what got me. 224 00:15:58,529 --> 00:16:00,318 He'd just come out with something, 225 00:16:00,654 --> 00:16:03,574 just like that. Remarkable. 226 00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:06,485 But he was never mean with it. 227 00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:09,140 He was never nasty. 228 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,809 He wouldn't have known how to be. 229 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,114 He didn't have it in him. 230 00:16:12,294 --> 00:16:14,084 He had a wonderful heart. 231 00:16:14,145 --> 00:16:16,996 He could lift a room just by being in it. 232 00:16:17,513 --> 00:16:19,587 He was always so confident. 233 00:16:21,768 --> 00:16:24,088 I could feel it the first time I held him. 234 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:26,500 Blimey! 235 00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:30,037 The way he looked at me, even when he was just lying there in my arms. 236 00:16:30,098 --> 00:16:32,740 And we never had any problems with his confidence. 237 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,504 Oh, right up to the end. 238 00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:36,100 SHE COUGHS 239 00:16:37,139 --> 00:16:39,933 I'd wheel him into the pub and... 240 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:45,099 he didn't have to say anything, everyone knew he was there. 241 00:16:50,558 --> 00:16:52,623 Remember what he called your mother? 242 00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:55,839 He's lucky she was deaf. 243 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,820 Was lucky she couldn't hear him. 244 00:16:59,904 --> 00:17:01,104 Yeah. 245 00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:08,318 My God, 246 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,921 he made me laugh. 247 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,908 - KNOCK AT DOOR 248 00:17:15,032 --> 00:17:16,340 I'll get it! 249 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,815 All right, babe? 250 00:17:36,195 --> 00:17:38,106 What were you talking to Jeff about? 251 00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:40,425 Pauline, what were you talking...? 252 00:17:40,486 --> 00:17:43,206 You ask me that again and I will fucking desert you! 253 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,708 Huh. 254 00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:49,144 HE LAUGHS 255 00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:50,892 SHE SIGHS 256 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,140 Oh, keep that door shut. 257 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,944 - Bad, isn't it? - Yeah. 258 00:17:58,664 --> 00:18:00,940 Cigarettes are bad for you, you know. 259 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,886 Really? You'd think they'd mention that. 260 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,780 BOTH: Hm! 261 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,504 - You want a special coffee? - Um... 262 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,520 Er...yeah, OK. 263 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,578 I haven't tried one before. Hm! 264 00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:23,948 - DISHWASHER BEEPS - Oh! 265 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:33,000 How could you ever trust him, after what he did to you? 266 00:18:34,652 --> 00:18:36,660 Whereas I could get on a bus 267 00:18:36,813 --> 00:18:38,533 and I could sit next to, say... 268 00:18:39,559 --> 00:18:40,939 Geri Halliwell, 269 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,248 and I wouldn't even notice her. 270 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,513 Honestly, Pauline, Geri Halliwell! 271 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,401 And that's not just Geri Halliwell now, 272 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,199 that includes Geri Halliwell in the '90s! 273 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,900 That's Geri Halliwell at any time in her life, 274 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,980 since she was, like, 15. 275 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,859 16. 18. 18, yeah. 276 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,500 Or 20. 21! 277 00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:05,918 That's how much you can trust me. 278 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,920 COFFEE MACHINE WHIRS 279 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,960 WHIRRING GROWS LOUDER 280 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:32,688 HE SIGHS 281 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,820 I'd do anything. 282 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,461 I'd do anything, Pauline. 283 00:19:57,484 --> 00:20:01,400 There's not a bit of me I wouldn't change to whatever version of it you want it to be. 284 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,200 Just... 285 00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:10,510 please... 286 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,800 don't leave me. 287 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,740 I've been left so many times. 288 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,400 I'm not going to leave you. 289 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:28,093 Huh! OK. 290 00:20:30,591 --> 00:20:33,396 You mean, just like, now, you're not going to leave the room, 291 00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:36,789 or you're not going to leave me forever and ever, or...? 292 00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:38,926 I'm not going to leave you, Derek. 293 00:20:39,521 --> 00:20:40,741 Why not? 294 00:20:45,131 --> 00:20:47,685 Because, Derek, 295 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,960 despite everything... 296 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,580 you're the kindest person I've ever met and... 297 00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:59,471 you're the most loyal person I've ever met. 298 00:20:59,532 --> 00:21:00,820 SHE SNIFFS 299 00:21:01,114 --> 00:21:02,954 And, um...yes. 300 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,947 I know you'll never hurt me. 301 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,320 Of course I'd never hurt you. 302 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,024 Why would I want to hurt you? 303 00:21:34,871 --> 00:21:36,074 Thank you! 304 00:21:36,835 --> 00:21:38,215 Pauline, thank you! 305 00:21:38,276 --> 00:21:40,175 - Don't thank me. - Sorry! 306 00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:47,717 That was really yummy. Did you like it? 307 00:21:49,904 --> 00:21:52,818 Pauline, did you think it was yummy? 308 00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,660 - Can we avoid using the word yummy? - Sorry. 309 00:21:56,051 --> 00:21:58,180 How should I describe it? Scrummy? 310 00:21:58,241 --> 00:22:00,660 TEARFUL: - You don't need to describe it. - Sorry! 311 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,447 SHE SNIFFS 312 00:22:08,147 --> 00:22:09,740 Please don't ask me to marry you. 313 00:22:10,932 --> 00:22:12,146 No worries. 314 00:22:13,029 --> 00:22:15,431 Was my tongue OK? Did it go in too far? 315 00:22:15,492 --> 00:22:17,693 - It was fine. - Good fine or bad fine? 316 00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:19,902 It was fine, Derek. Good fine. 317 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,283 Are you sure? Because I don't have to push it all the way in 318 00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:23,727 if you don't want me to push it all the way in. 319 00:22:23,788 --> 00:22:27,121 - I could lick your teeth. - Why have you followed me into the toilet? 320 00:22:41,690 --> 00:22:42,979 You're always red. 321 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:46,312 - So? - When's it my turn to be red?! 322 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,548 I like being red. 323 00:22:48,609 --> 00:22:50,180 So would I, given half a chance! 324 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,072 - You're always yellow. - I hate yellow! 325 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,564 Since when? 326 00:23:27,742 --> 00:23:30,420 - Mm, lovely. - The coffee beans are from Ethiopia. 327 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,077 - Oh, are they? - Yeah. 328 00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:34,429 You could have that instead of tea in the mornings. 329 00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:36,940 Yeah. Strong, though, isn't it? 330 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,861 Oh, yeah, really strong. Huh! 331 00:23:38,922 --> 00:23:41,060 That's kind of the point of a macchiato. 332 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:43,160 - Heh! Oh, is it? - Hm. Yeah. 333 00:23:45,352 --> 00:23:47,260 I'm going to make myself one. Do you want another one? 334 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,972 Oh, no, no, I'm good, love. 335 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,336 I'm...I'm in a relationship with Michael. 336 00:24:11,121 --> 00:24:12,421 I know. 337 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:22,800 It's difficult, obviously, because there's such a past. 338 00:24:27,485 --> 00:24:29,620 The problem is, I keep thinking that... Hm! 339 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,430 I could only even... 340 00:24:32,441 --> 00:24:34,860 get the chance to have a relationship with anyone 341 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,840 because your dad died. 342 00:24:45,538 --> 00:24:46,738 So... 343 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,549 What I find hard, really, is that I want to be happy again. 344 00:24:55,568 --> 00:24:59,128 Or even just to have a bit of fun again. 345 00:25:01,703 --> 00:25:04,614 But anything nice that happens to me now, 346 00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:08,915 well, I mean, it could only happen because... 347 00:25:11,837 --> 00:25:14,328 the worst thing that's ever happened to me... 348 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,980 happened. 349 00:25:20,858 --> 00:25:23,049 So what's, like, underneath, 350 00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:26,704 or, like the foundations of everything, it's all a bit, um... 351 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,219 I-It's difficult. 352 00:25:39,395 --> 00:25:43,852 And obviously, there's...there's a lot of guilt, I suppose. And... 353 00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:49,741 I don't know. 354 00:25:55,543 --> 00:25:57,075 There's a lot of guilt. 355 00:26:05,788 --> 00:26:08,388 Have you got anything you want to say about it? 356 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:12,034 No. 357 00:26:21,478 --> 00:26:23,358 COFFEE MACHINE WHIRS 358 00:26:30,475 --> 00:26:31,860 - Olives? - I'm fine. 359 00:26:32,346 --> 00:26:34,205 - Might be a bit of chicken left. - I'm fine, Derek. 360 00:26:34,266 --> 00:26:36,080 - I just want to read my book. - Sorry. 361 00:26:36,309 --> 00:26:38,461 - Can I sit here? - Whatever. 362 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,820 Oh, damn it! Pfft! 363 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,542 DEREK CHUCKLES 364 00:26:54,691 --> 00:26:58,051 I was thinking I might do a course while the baby sleeps. 365 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,140 Oh, OK. 366 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,153 - Oh, I've just done the chicken. - Hm. 367 00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:06,519 I might learn Chinese! 368 00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:10,300 And I was thinking, I might get a little puppy, 369 00:27:10,824 --> 00:27:12,428 or some rabbits. 370 00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:15,937 Otherwise, you'll just be waiting around for the baby to wake up. 371 00:27:15,998 --> 00:27:17,468 Exactly. 372 00:27:34,993 --> 00:27:36,460 Hm. Nearly. 373 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,002 Just put it in the bin, Derek. It doesn't matter. 374 00:27:39,063 --> 00:27:40,556 I'm rubbish at stuff like that. 375 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,120 No, I'm good, I'm good. I can do it. 376 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,560 - Wahey! - Yes! 377 00:27:55,001 --> 00:27:57,465 - Well done, love. - Yeah, well done, Derek. 378 00:27:57,533 --> 00:28:00,696 Yeah, thanks. Huh! I think I just needed a bit of a warm up. 379 00:28:00,781 --> 00:28:02,081 HE CHUCKLES 380 00:28:02,142 --> 00:28:03,780 It went right in there, didn't it? 381 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,983 Yeah. Thanks. 382 00:28:34,873 --> 00:28:36,633 SHE SIGHS 383 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:03,760 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 384 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:08,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27187

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