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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,952 --> 00:00:03,531 - P for Pauline, obviously. - Yeah. 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,169 D for Derek. 3 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,770 - Then a one. - His personalised number plate. 4 00:00:07,831 --> 00:00:08,879 Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:08,940 --> 00:00:11,509 And a one, because she's the first thing I think of in the morning. 6 00:00:11,570 --> 00:00:12,813 Then a six. 7 00:00:12,874 --> 00:00:15,460 That's how many times I tell her I love her every night. 8 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,244 Then H, T, W cos that's all they had. 9 00:00:17,305 --> 00:00:18,860 - Nice. - Night. 10 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,525 - Night, Mum. - Night, Cath. 11 00:00:20,609 --> 00:00:25,060 Yeah. What I like about it is, people see it and think, "Wow! 12 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,300 "He's got a personalised number plate. 13 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,806 "What great guy." 14 00:00:29,873 --> 00:00:31,726 - Lovely meal, wasn't it? - Yes. 15 00:00:32,356 --> 00:00:34,396 No, it was fantastic, yes. 16 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,540 Can I borrow another... 17 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,860 Take the packet. 18 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,223 - Night. - Mm-hm. 19 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,910 - What did you have? - The ribs. 20 00:00:52,971 --> 00:00:54,871 - Oh, yeah, cos you... - Yeah. 21 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,180 - got it all over your face. - Yeah. 22 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,480 Come on. 23 00:01:01,484 --> 00:01:03,980 Michael. Get that down ya. 24 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:08,020 - Thanks. - No, thank you for paying for everyone's meals. 25 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:09,100 Well... 26 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,175 - IMITATING SCOTTISH ACCENT: - I'm Michael! 27 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,820 - You don't mind, do you, mate? - No, of course not. 28 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,199 I'm going to show off how much money I inherited 29 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:21,459 by paying for everyone's meal. 30 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:24,808 How much money you inherited! 31 00:01:25,142 --> 00:01:26,493 It's so dark! 32 00:01:27,199 --> 00:01:29,286 - Do your stuff about his clothes. - Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,205 I think I'm just tired. 34 00:01:33,145 --> 00:01:35,700 After our fun-packed day in Canterbury. 35 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,180 - Yeah. - Walking round the cathedral 36 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,264 a hundred million times. 37 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:47,960 Listening to that yucky tour guide going on and on about old stuff. 38 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,395 What a fascinating day. 39 00:01:51,467 --> 00:01:52,707 Yeah. 40 00:01:56,240 --> 00:02:00,227 What do you think about it when Jason does impressions of Michael? 41 00:02:01,185 --> 00:02:03,305 He's just being funny, I think. 42 00:02:04,736 --> 00:02:08,179 You haven't really spoken to Michael today, have you? 43 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,610 Are you going to get out of my bed, love? 44 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,687 Yes! 45 00:02:15,841 --> 00:02:19,125 Sorry, I'm fundamentally exhausted. 46 00:02:30,198 --> 00:02:32,521 I think I left my wallet in the... 47 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,540 "I left my wallet in the car!" 48 00:02:58,294 --> 00:03:02,894 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 49 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:21,198 _ 50 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:22,826 That was a good night, wasn't it? 51 00:03:23,123 --> 00:03:24,958 Nice of Michael to pay. 52 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,020 How was your Mediterranean mezze platter? 53 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,128 You're going to have to have sex with me. 54 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:34,187 - Now? - Yes. 55 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,681 But I've had a big dinner. 56 00:03:38,498 --> 00:03:40,988 You're going to have to do it. There's no other way. 57 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,672 Can I do a poo first? 58 00:03:49,237 --> 00:03:50,477 Whatever. 59 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,249 If I knew this was going to happen, I wouldn't have had the cheese board. 60 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:02,019 Why do you have to moan all the time? 61 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,500 It's not my fault there's always something wrong. 62 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,562 Well, find something nice to say, or don't say anything! 63 00:04:11,534 --> 00:04:15,180 - Your hair looks fantastic. - Oh, here we go. 64 00:04:15,373 --> 00:04:18,400 I'm finding something nice to say! Ha! 65 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,340 Oh, darling, your nightie... 66 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,084 Is it new? 67 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,940 You can make me want to puke, ya creepy bastard! 68 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,834 Oh, I just adore the sound of your snoring. 69 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,900 Stop it! 70 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,580 It's revolting! 71 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,540 Oh, please, Maureen. 72 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,136 Please snore tonight. 73 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,466 I should hate to get a good night's sleep. 74 00:04:47,897 --> 00:04:49,420 Drinking on your own? 75 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,732 Yep. 76 00:04:51,121 --> 00:04:52,514 Classy. 77 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,040 Always. 78 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,000 Jason's in there. 79 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:07,580 Just going to get some more water, the ribs were quite salty. 80 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,562 Oh, God, yeah. The burger was bad enough, 81 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:12,109 so the ribs must've been really salty. 82 00:05:17,497 --> 00:05:20,860 Jason's impression of me was funny. 83 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,846 - Yeah. - While I was paying. 84 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,280 Yeah. 85 00:05:27,756 --> 00:05:29,280 He's been doing some more. 86 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:32,326 I know. 87 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,859 - Thought you'd gone to bed. - I was just going. 88 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,790 - Night, then. - Night. Sweet dreams. 89 00:05:36,851 --> 00:05:38,491 - Another beer, mate? - I can get it. 90 00:05:39,571 --> 00:05:40,911 Night, then, Michael. 91 00:05:40,971 --> 00:05:43,015 - Goodnight. - Sweet dreams. 92 00:05:48,204 --> 00:05:50,324 - Don't you dare! - I had the ribs. 93 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,860 - You all right, love? - Yeah. 94 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,394 Fantastic, yeah. 95 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,649 - Night. - Night. 96 00:05:58,778 --> 00:06:00,078 Sweet dreams. 97 00:06:00,442 --> 00:06:01,682 You OK? 98 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,006 - WHISPERING: - Pauline wants to have sex with me. 99 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:20,887 I'm sorry to hear that. 100 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,459 I've had the cheese board. 101 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,800 - Have you told her? - The first thing I said. 102 00:06:26,426 --> 00:06:27,660 Women. 103 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,660 They have no concept of the level 104 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,260 of nuance that a man has to apply himself to. 105 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,900 The strategy, the creativity the perseverance. 106 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,740 Oh, it's easy for a woman. 107 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,540 All she's got to do is take her bra off 108 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:39,940 and her work's half done. 109 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:44,022 And the thing is, you can't get away from the fact I just had a chowder. 110 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,220 I've had an entire rack of ribs and triple-cooked chips. 111 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,591 I've had Kelly's creme brulee and a cheese board. 112 00:06:49,652 --> 00:06:52,320 Don't forget the chutneys, the crackers. 113 00:07:05,621 --> 00:07:08,609 Right, then, lads. Where have you gone away to? 114 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,217 LAUGHING 115 00:07:10,278 --> 00:07:11,660 Coming! 116 00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:41,888 What? 117 00:07:41,949 --> 00:07:43,829 I'm just thinking aboutthe carpet. 118 00:07:45,238 --> 00:07:46,464 So am I. 119 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,005 I love thinking about carpets. 120 00:07:51,157 --> 00:07:53,429 I'm worried you're going to set off the smoke alarm. 121 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,270 And Maureen's in there, and Kelly's just gone to bed. 122 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,524 Oh, pregnant women. Please. 123 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,582 Do I want to touch your bump? 124 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,991 Of course I don't want to touch your bump, you fucking elephant. 125 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,920 I would like to be someone else, Cathy. 126 00:08:14,977 --> 00:08:16,537 Just for ten seconds. 127 00:08:18,016 --> 00:08:19,280 Don't care who. 128 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,565 Just ten peaceful seconds of my life where I don't have to be me. 129 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:28,344 I'm worried you're going to set off the smoke alarm. 130 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,889 I love setting off smoke alarms. 131 00:08:31,883 --> 00:08:33,920 It's pretty much my favourite thing. 132 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,046 I'd have happily taken down her order. 133 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,350 You know what I mean? 134 00:08:51,709 --> 00:08:53,820 - The waitress. - Oh, yeah. 135 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,657 I'd have shown her my specials board. 136 00:08:58,568 --> 00:09:01,119 I'd have very happily given her three courses. 137 00:09:03,263 --> 00:09:05,218 Michael, what did you think about her? 138 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,456 Oh, she was 18, mate. 139 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,740 She seemed a nice enough girl. 140 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,231 Yeah, really nice. 141 00:09:12,616 --> 00:09:14,580 That's it, Jason! Well done, lad. 142 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,300 Come on, Michael, be funny. 143 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,665 Say something horrible about the waitress. 144 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,800 Well... 145 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,137 I guess, if she'd asked me for it... 146 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,685 I might have given her a side order of veg. 147 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,339 Yeah. OK. 148 00:09:36,860 --> 00:09:38,140 That's funny. 149 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,420 I'm going to get some air. 150 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:43,032 Yeah. 151 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,450 - You having fun? - Yeah. 152 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,431 Just slowly killing myself. 153 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:09,550 There's all kinds of banter going on in there, so... 154 00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:10,891 Oh, God. 155 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:14,230 Pull up a swing. 156 00:10:15,805 --> 00:10:17,719 - You sure? - Yeah. 157 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:30,283 They expect me to join in the banter, but... 158 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,289 I never know what to say, and... 159 00:10:34,836 --> 00:10:38,252 they all start looking at me and I get nervous, and... 160 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:40,900 I say something stupid. 161 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,240 Always ends in disaster. 162 00:10:53,716 --> 00:10:55,000 SWING CREAKS Oh! 163 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,388 - You all right on there? - Yeah. 164 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,643 Yeah, yeah. 165 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,280 Really comfortable. It's lovely. 166 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:26,580 Must be hard for you, with Jason. 167 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,569 No, it's fine. It's fine. 168 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,426 It's all good. All good. 169 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,000 I think I am gonnae fall off this thing. 170 00:11:39,085 --> 00:11:40,725 Yeah, I've not had a... 171 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,306 had a go at this yet. 172 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,135 Probably break it with my silly body. 173 00:11:47,196 --> 00:11:50,160 - I think Derek... - It's OK if you're finding this hard. 174 00:11:53,498 --> 00:11:54,738 I am. 175 00:11:58,006 --> 00:12:00,587 We should run off into the woods together. 176 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,228 We could disappear, just the two of us. 177 00:12:08,115 --> 00:12:09,395 You know, you... 178 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,760 don't have to say these things if you don't mean them. 179 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,700 No, I mean, I don't want you feeling 180 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,906 you have to see these things for my sake and then feel bad if... 181 00:12:23,484 --> 00:12:24,764 No, it's just... 182 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,700 You said yesterday you thought it was better when were just friends. 183 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,000 Easier. 184 00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:33,923 Easier, was it? 185 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,900 All I meant when I said what I said was, 186 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,940 if that's what you've been thinking about, 187 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,915 about just being friends, then 188 00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:47,237 that's fine. 189 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,265 You need to do what you want 190 00:12:50,326 --> 00:12:53,900 and not be tied down to anything 191 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,580 maybe rash, you said to me. 192 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,604 Or if... 193 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,611 That new thing we did the other night was just a one-off 194 00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:06,532 and you wanted things to go back to the way they were... 195 00:13:06,593 --> 00:13:07,140 Michael... 196 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:10,855 No, if you're not feeling what we did that night was wrong, or... 197 00:13:11,086 --> 00:13:12,728 Do you think it was wrong? 198 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,819 Michael? 199 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,540 I'm off to bed. 200 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,047 How could it be wrong? 201 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,700 It was the most perfect thing. 202 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,866 Michael, mate, I'm getting cold. 203 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,180 Yeah, yeah. Sorry, mate. 204 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,674 Is that you, Cath? 205 00:13:27,735 --> 00:13:30,483 - Yeah. - I was just having a go on the swings. 206 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,705 - The swings? - Yeah. 207 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,180 Well, that's annoying. You didn't come on with me. 208 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,660 Yeah, well, I've been regretting that, so... 209 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,158 - Thought I'd have a go. - You stepped out without telling me 210 00:13:42,219 --> 00:13:44,539 - and thought you'd have a go on the swings? - Yeah. 211 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,240 Can't believe I'm hearing this! 212 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,814 They do their teeth before bed. 213 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,120 They do their teeth twice a day! 214 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,860 Fucking do-gooders. 215 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,140 I mean, what are they eating? 216 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,540 How dirty do their teeth get? 217 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:17,040 - Night, love. - Night. 218 00:14:36,305 --> 00:14:37,945 Where have you been? 219 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,340 TV: This is a man who had hundreds of thousands 220 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,260 marching for him in the streets of Berlin. 221 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,786 And then, there were two. 222 00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:58,094 The stars are amazing around here, aren't they? 223 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:03,070 Yeah, it's going to be quite a party on Saturday. 224 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Why'd you pay for everyone's dinners? 225 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,629 OK. Em... 226 00:15:14,617 --> 00:15:16,857 No reason. Em... 227 00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:21,980 I think I thought it would just be a nice thing to do. 228 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,864 - It's Derek's birthday... - His birthday isn't till Saturday. 229 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,290 OK. 230 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:38,910 You used to be a really nice guy. 231 00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:40,716 Thanks. 232 00:15:40,777 --> 00:15:43,660 You did. You keep yourself to yourself. 233 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,840 You kind of knew your place and sort of like... 234 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,170 I used to say to people, "He's a good bloke, Michael. 235 00:15:53,231 --> 00:15:54,754 "He knows his place." 236 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,129 But actually... 237 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:05,040 what's happened now, mate, is you've really let yourself down. 238 00:16:05,812 --> 00:16:07,052 You have. 239 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,611 You're better than this. 240 00:16:11,649 --> 00:16:13,624 I mean, your behaviour at times... 241 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,874 Trying to worm your way in. 242 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,143 I see you with my mum. 243 00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:23,732 The way you manipulate her. 244 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:27,059 She's a widow. 245 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,649 You should be ashamed of yourself. 246 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,629 I'm gonnae go to bed. 247 00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:39,972 So... 248 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,287 You OK to... 249 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,540 lock the house up? 250 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,811 I'm not locking up, you can lock it up yourself. 251 00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:04,404 KELLY: Jason? 252 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,340 Can we keep the noise down? Sorry. 253 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,500 Sorry, Derek. 254 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,570 Just try to concentrate on something in here. 255 00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:15,023 Sorry. 256 00:17:15,084 --> 00:17:17,822 - Night, then. - Did you enjoy your meal tonight? 257 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,408 Yeah, it was nice. 258 00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:22,100 What did you order? 259 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,967 - Derek! - Oh. Sorry, love. 260 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,717 - Night. - Night. 261 00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:31,029 Sorry, just dealing with bloody Kelly. 262 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,101 No, you weren't. You were stringing the conversation out. 263 00:17:36,053 --> 00:17:38,499 How was I stringing the conversation out? 264 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,500 KNOCK AT DOOR 265 00:17:40,883 --> 00:17:43,080 - Yeah? - JASON: It's me. 266 00:17:44,987 --> 00:17:46,327 Oh, come in, love. 267 00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:52,632 - Were you asleep? - No, just reading or trying to. 268 00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:01,954 You OK? 269 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,669 You know, it's hard being a man. 270 00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:14,080 - Yeah? - Yeah. 271 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:21,505 Why's that, love? 272 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,420 You got to be the strong one, haven't you? 273 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,814 And stand up to people and look after women and stuff. 274 00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,569 Even if inside, you're... 275 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,035 a bit, sort of... 276 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:39,960 a bit wobbly. 277 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,909 Are you feeling wobbly? 278 00:18:45,794 --> 00:18:47,034 Erm... 279 00:18:49,785 --> 00:18:51,151 a little bit, yeah. 280 00:18:57,057 --> 00:18:59,832 What makes you think women need looking after? 281 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,978 Well, it's what men do, isn't it? 282 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,580 And I'm a feminist, so it's important to me that women 283 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,531 get, like, pampered and made to feel nice and stuff. 284 00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:15,002 And also, because Dad said when was... 285 00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,644 you know, the... 286 00:19:28,324 --> 00:19:30,332 he said I have to look after you. 287 00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:42,084 Your dad was a very traditional man, love. 288 00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:48,607 He was kind, like you and happy, like you. 289 00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,304 And it's because he had the gift, like you have. 290 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,620 To see the world without too many complications, 291 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,720 which is a wonderful gift to have. 292 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,180 And that's what made him such a fun person to be around. 293 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,641 And what makes you such a fun person. 294 00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:12,413 But he was a bit less sensitive than you, wasn't he? 295 00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:17,704 He just said things sometimes. 296 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,836 Wasn't really a thinker. 297 00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:26,099 He was good at crosswords. 298 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:29,580 He was, yeah. 299 00:20:40,714 --> 00:20:42,594 I don't need looking after, love. 300 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,500 I think you do. 301 00:20:48,938 --> 00:20:50,218 I don't. 302 00:20:53,604 --> 00:20:54,884 I think you do. 303 00:20:57,241 --> 00:20:59,601 Women don't need men to look after them. 304 00:21:02,378 --> 00:21:05,598 People just need other people to, sort of, 305 00:21:05,659 --> 00:21:07,419 think about their feelings. 306 00:21:12,561 --> 00:21:15,715 - You can cry. - No, I don't let myself cry about Dad. 307 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,643 Why is that? 308 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,147 Because if I cry about him, or 309 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,941 if I let it get to me and stuff, 310 00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:28,461 then that means that I've just given up or 311 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,621 just, like, rolled over and taken it. 312 00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:35,241 And, like, basically accepted it that he's gone. 313 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,234 But he is gone. 314 00:21:47,302 --> 00:21:48,622 He's gone, love. 315 00:21:51,704 --> 00:21:53,101 He isn't coming back. 316 00:22:37,638 --> 00:22:39,361 It's unbearable, I know. 317 00:23:23,512 --> 00:23:26,626 I just don't know why it still hurts so much, 318 00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:28,190 it's stupid. 319 00:23:28,251 --> 00:23:29,601 It isn't stupid. 320 00:23:30,638 --> 00:23:33,768 - I don't know what's wrong with me. - It's always going to hurt, love. 321 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,448 The pain's never going to go away. 322 00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:40,520 Some days, it will feel like you're standing right next to it. 323 00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,372 And some days, it will feel... 324 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,734 as if it's a mile off. 325 00:23:47,256 --> 00:23:49,576 But it's always going to be there. 326 00:23:52,156 --> 00:23:54,501 But the thing is, Mum, what you don't understand, 327 00:23:54,561 --> 00:23:57,021 is that when you're a man, 328 00:23:57,081 --> 00:23:59,294 you're not supposed to give in to these things. 329 00:24:00,817 --> 00:24:02,034 No? 330 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:03,841 No. 331 00:24:06,421 --> 00:24:07,684 You fight them. 332 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:16,261 If I'm going to spend 12 quid on a burger, 333 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,681 I expect it to fit in my mouth. 334 00:24:22,739 --> 00:24:26,661 If I spend 12 quid on a burger, 335 00:24:26,721 --> 00:24:29,087 I expect it to fit in my mouth! 336 00:24:29,649 --> 00:24:31,415 Too much lettuce! 337 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,241 But you need the crunch. 338 00:24:37,032 --> 00:24:38,860 You wouldn't understand. 339 00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:42,961 The whole thing's a calamity. 340 00:24:57,241 --> 00:25:01,071 Derek was saying him and Pauline are going to be... 341 00:25:03,361 --> 00:25:04,641 making love. 342 00:25:12,464 --> 00:25:14,041 Bit chilly tonight. 343 00:25:16,672 --> 00:25:18,761 We should probably try and keep warm. 344 00:25:23,446 --> 00:25:24,786 Oh... 345 00:25:25,081 --> 00:25:27,751 No wonder I couldn't hear the bloody thing! 346 00:25:27,812 --> 00:25:29,641 I haven't got the headset on! 347 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,281 Hm. 348 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,136 I was thinking, maybe you should go on top. 349 00:25:51,001 --> 00:25:52,637 What with the cheese board. 350 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,026 Don't need to plan these things, obviously. 351 00:26:03,575 --> 00:26:06,555 I know this is sort of more my problem than yours. 352 00:26:06,661 --> 00:26:09,134 But I was thinking we should keep the noise down. 353 00:26:09,989 --> 00:26:13,039 - Maybe I'll get a pillow ready to scream in to. - Don't lie to me, Derek. 354 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,254 And don't tell me what you think I want to hear. 355 00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:19,072 - I would never do that. - Yes or no, 356 00:26:19,515 --> 00:26:21,433 am I a horrible person? 357 00:26:42,955 --> 00:26:44,495 Everything all right, babe? 358 00:26:44,555 --> 00:26:46,095 Yes. Just been locking up. 359 00:26:46,155 --> 00:26:47,935 Oh, that's good of you. 360 00:26:47,995 --> 00:26:49,195 Yeah. 361 00:26:49,555 --> 00:26:50,794 Got to be done. 362 00:27:01,193 --> 00:27:04,322 I don't think you should do those impressions of Michael, babe. 363 00:27:07,598 --> 00:27:09,402 He's a really nice man. 364 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,518 You were being a bit of a bell end. 365 00:27:20,368 --> 00:27:21,608 OK. 366 00:27:23,361 --> 00:27:24,601 OK. 367 00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:32,295 I just got sent a really funny gif. 368 00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:33,738 Go on. 369 00:27:42,595 --> 00:27:43,915 NOISE IN HALLWAY 370 00:29:00,395 --> 00:29:04,095 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 371 00:29:04,145 --> 00:29:08,695 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26271

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