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Oh hey
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Hey what's up Joni?
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How you doing?
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I'm alright
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Good to see you
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Oh, you brought company
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Yeah, I brought the
knuckleheads with me
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Joni, Joni
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Oh yeah, just make
yourself at...
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I guess I'll
sit on the floor
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And the Bow-Flex is looking
as beautiful as always
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Man you always go to that thing
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Can't you just not use
that thing for once?
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Oh no, it's a habit.
It's what we do
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You're gonna have to
start charging him
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Apparently
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Trust me I would pay
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Please, he could spend all the
money when it comes to working out
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Hey Tyrel...
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What's up?
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You down to getting your ass
kicked in Call of Duty?
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No, we maxed out all of
the levels
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Besides. What do you mean kicked
my ass? You haven't beat me yet
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Well, maybe twice. What we need
to do is buy a new game
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Now I know you're trippin'.
No way dude
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I've beaten you more
than a few times
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that's for sure
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Children calm down
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Maybe we should go to the mall
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Tierney we can pick out
some clothes you know and
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the boys can come along and
pick out a new toy
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or video game or something
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So who's hungry?
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We can go eat there
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You know what?
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I could go for a nice
big meaty hotdog
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I'm glad that you mentioned that
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cause I got a big hotdog for ya
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More like a cocktail weenie
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That was not funny
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Good thing I love you babe
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And Joni why don't you
come with us?
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It looks like you could
use a few new clothes
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you know considering
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Leave her alone
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No, just saying
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You guys are always either
picking on her or ignoring her
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Just ignore them
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I honestly don't have money
to go shopping
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but I could probably
eat something
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I mean it's too nice out
to just stay inside all day
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So let's go to the mall and
hang indoors there
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that makes no sense
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let's go to the park
or something
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go for a drive, get away
from here for a few days
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the weather is supposed to be
beautiful this week
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and just as an FYI Sophia
I don't dress to impress
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as I'm a writer
you know I work from home
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Alright, I'm just saying,
but also
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Tierney's right, we don't really
have a lot of money
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now that I think about it
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so what do you
suppose we do?
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Check out this article
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It's a camp where we could
go row boating and canoeing
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fishing and swimming,
sit around a campfire
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and here's the cool part
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supposedly, there was a mass
killing there in the past
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and they never caught
the killer
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you know, folklore stuff
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Wait... what do you mean
mass killings?
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In the woods?
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let me tell you something
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black folks and the woods
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yeah, we don't mix
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give me an asphalt jungle
any day, camping... I'm good
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Come on guys.
We need this
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look at this great deal
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It's lodging, activities
use of amenities
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Only $50 a night per couple
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we can't even go for dinner
and a movie for that here
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Actually that is cheap
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Yeah, but how long do we have
to stay for that price though?
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It's a 2-night minimum
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I don't know
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Y'all might have to go without
me on this one
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Bro, don't sweat it. I got you.
You and me against the world
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Yes! I'll make the
reservations
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Tyrel, just in case you know...
Lions, Tigers and Bears oh my!
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What?!
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Where was it?
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Let me check in here
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No, this ain't gonna work
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Oh yeah! There's one in here
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Oh yeah, here it is!
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No, this ain't gonna work either
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Oh, yeah!
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Ahh. Hell yeah!
Yeah, this will work!
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Whoa, what the fuck man!
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Shit it's a bear
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Let's just back up in...
3, 2, 1
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Sorry, sorry man
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Lions, tigers and bears my ass
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hey you took my spot
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your spot?
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I got a parachute bag what
do you want me to do with it?
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Damn man, how much stuff
did you bring?
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We're only gonna be
gone for a couple of days
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It's about
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Oh, an hour an a half
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What?
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Yeah, well with traffic it's
looking like 2 hours
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Well if you guys didn't
make me stop 5 times
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Well if you woke up earlier
next time, just maybe
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Oh my god
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It can't be that far
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What's the worst
that can happen?
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Get killed or something?
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No police sirens,
no fire trucks or anything
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None, none what so ever.
It's so calm
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I can only imagine at night
how it could be
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I'd stay at home
definitely that's for sure
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Do you guys ever shut up?
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No, only when you talk Joni
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I'm gonna put my window up
because maybe that'll
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keep the haters outside?
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You know I can't read the
GPS and drive so
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Yeah, just keep going.
Don't worry about it
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We've got a few miles to go
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It's not gonna talk over you
you guys are so freaking loud
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why would I do that?
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I'm looking around. This doesn't
look like a place for the brothers
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I think it's gonna be good
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This is definitely a
culture shock for me
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Wait, slow down
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lets check this place out
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get some drinks
maybe some food
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Alright, I'm starving
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Came at the right time
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Look at the sign
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Lets take a photo!
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Really? We just got here
you wanna do this again?
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Guys can we make this quick?
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We wanna remember
this trip right?
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Let's make it fast
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Stephen, take the selfie
you have longer arms
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Alright, lets fake it as
we always do
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Yes!
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You guys are no fun!
When know when you're old
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you're gonna wanna
remember this moment
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Are we?
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All I want is a cold beer,
hot wings and a good time
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Oh my god!
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Come around the side
to see Charlotte
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This does not make sense
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You guys wanna see what
that's about?
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No.
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Yes, I'm game
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Do we?
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So quick to say no
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Yeah, I know
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Cause I'm starving!
I just want some food!
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What if it's a unicorn
or something?
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A unicorn?
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Yes! You're gonna be
sorry you missed it!
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A unicorn?
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Yes, let's just check it out
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You guys can go, we
are gonna see it!
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It could be cool
I don't know
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Could be.
We don't know
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Let's get this over with
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Oh my god!
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Oh wow!
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It's a pig!
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Okay I'll give it to you
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Oh my goodness!
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He's wearing a t-shirt
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A she. It's Charlotte
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She's got a cute butt
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Oh my gosh!
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I think I ate her cousin once
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Oh my god!
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Really man!
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You know what?
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Why are you like this?
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She's eating her own cousin
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Oh wow!
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That is a cannibal pig
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Can we pet her?
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Yeah you can
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Let's go!
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She will be 4 in October
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I love that nose!
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Alright, I gotta feed her
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She's wiggling her tail
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See, may not be a unicorn
but she's pretty cool
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Closest thing
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this was worth it
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Here's the rest
of her breakfast
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The real question is.
Where is her Harley-Davidson?
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Oh, nevermind.
She's going for it
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Give me the plate
and all the above
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She's going to town on that one
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I can relate
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Who needs a dishwasher?
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Right?
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00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,434
Where can we get food
around here?
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she's making me hungry
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That door is broken, so
you gotta go back out front
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Okay. Gotcha
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Sorry about that
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That's okay.
No worries
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Probably also need
to wash my hands
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Thank you!
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Bye Charlotte!
Very nice to meet you!
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He's like I'll pay attention
to my food
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He's like yeah, I'm good
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Okay guys, pay attention
to my food and only my food
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I'll give you that much.
That was worth it alright
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You didn't even touch her
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You weren't looking
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I.D. please
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Have fun guys
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Thanks
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What is this place?
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This place gives me the creeps
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What is this a fucking
horror film?
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They should be checking
pulses instead of ID's
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Right!
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00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,514
What can I get you guys?
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00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:27,973
Do you have a cosmopolitan?
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00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,850
This is a beer and shot joint.
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We don't make those
foo foo drinks
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What kind of beers do you have?
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00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,273
I got Coors, Bud Light
and Yuengling on draft
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Let me know what you want,
when you're ready
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00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:39,819
How about wines
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you have a list of what types
of wines you serve?
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Sure
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Here you go
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White please
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Hey babe
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let's play some pool
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maybe you can rub my
balls for good luck this time
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Oh god!
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This place is pretty cool.
They got some weird stuff though
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I'm gonna go check out
the jukebox
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this country western crap
is so fucking depressing
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Mind if we join?
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Yeah, sure.
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I'm gonna go hit the can
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Wanna come look too?
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I'm good, I trust you
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Can I get a bud?
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Yep
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00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,155
That looks like a pretty
easy shot if you ask me
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I left you a duck
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00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,628
Hello there little lady
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Where have you been all my life?
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00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,551
Well for the first two third's
of it I wasn't born, so
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Nice, nice
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Hey, uh.
Me and my friends over there
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were wondering if maybe you'd wanna
maybe mix it up with us a little bit
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Thanks. Flattered.
I don't swing that way
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Have you ever tried it?
How do you know?
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Hey
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Everything okay?
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Just having a chat
with the young lady here
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nothing for you to be
concerned about
269
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,541
You know it's been
a long time
270
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:19,585
Is that your friend
up at the bar?
271
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,127
Yeah
272
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,128
Might want to go up there
273
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:22,129
shit's about to happen
274
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,466
Alright, let's go.
Let's just go
275
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,968
I think you better mind
your own business boy
276
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,847
This girl here is
my business
277
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,850
I think you're a little out
of your element there ni...
278
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,851
Everything okay here Sam?
279
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,354
Why don't you go sit by Tiff?
280
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,939
I think she's missing
your company
281
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,398
They don't belong here
282
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,025
I got this
283
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,819
You guys need to leave.
Please.
284
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:47,905
How much is the damage?
285
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:48,906
Twenty bucks
286
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,203
Okay let's go
287
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,371
Thanks
288
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,209
register shuts
289
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,211
Jerks
290
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,058
We'll get something
to eat someplace else
291
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,981
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's not worth it
292
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:23,983
Fuck those redneck
motherfuckers!
293
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:28,445
Listen, I feel you, but we're
in one piece. Let's just go
294
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,571
Alright?
295
00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:36,203
turn signal clicks
296
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,795
Thank you Jesus,
we've made it!
297
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:54,805
STOP!
298
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,224
Joni what the hell?
299
00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:57,975
What's wrong?
300
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,103
There's a person dressed
in black wearing a ski-mask
301
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,688
What the hell are you
talking about?
302
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,689
there's nobody there!
303
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,233
Seriously Joni
304
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:09,486
clearly the wine and meds
are not working out for you
305
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,115
Come on let's just go
306
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,208
This place is pretty
cool looking
307
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,293
Yeah!
308
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,671
Hey look! It's one of
them moose heads
309
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,715
I think that's a deer head
310
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,011
Moose head, deer head,
I need some head
311
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,847
You just need to go
312
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,475
Hey, welcome!
313
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,560
I'm Jerry.
The camp owner
314
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,937
Hey what's going on?
315
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,774
So, you must be the group
from the big apple?
316
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,026
let me point out a few things
about the place for you
317
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,028
We have swimming, fishing...
318
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,780
we have volleyball, we have
319
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,657
Oh that's Becky, um
320
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,327
she helps me run the place.
She's a pretty good cook too
321
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,662
So, pretty nice huh?
322
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,372
All the meals
are cooked here
323
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,875
and I can make you something
right now for dinner if you want
324
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,503
Yeah, I could eat
325
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,087
Okay
326
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,630
Maybe something simple
like a hotdog
327
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,590
Yeah, that sounds good
328
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:12,800
Hey babe
329
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,177
Man she said a hotdog
330
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:19,139
not one of them little
Vienna weenie sausage things
331
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,474
Oh Jesus
332
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,769
So what brings you
guys here to my place?
333
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,480
Well Joni read about this place
in a magazine
334
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,270
it looked pretty cool
335
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,066
plus the history was interesting
336
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,291
History?
337
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,403
Yeah, the history about the
killings like 10 years ago
338
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,614
Oh, I can assure you that's uh
339
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:39,118
bunch of old folklore tales.
Foolishness, I can assure you
340
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,993
Nothing like that
has ever happened here
341
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,955
Come on folks, let's go
fill out some paperwork.
342
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:43,956
Come on
343
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:50,462
Okay Joni, you made the
reservation, so um
344
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:53,465
I'm going to have forms sent
to everyone's cabin
345
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:56,552
just need your
contact information
346
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,387
Well really your Next of Kin
347
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,222
But I call it
contact information
348
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:01,723
in case of emergency
349
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,505
Will that be cash or charge?
350
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,518
Charge
351
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:08,772
Now I'm going to have to
call this in cause uh
352
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,399
we don't have one of those uh
353
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,484
swipey things for a charge card
354
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,884
we're a little behind
the times
355
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:14,567
Shit
356
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,947
You ain't kidding. Behind the
times ain't even a word for it
357
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,129
Do you have any TV up here?
358
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:24,037
Uh no, no TV. Cell service
is pretty sketchy too
359
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:26,081
As you were able to tell
when you drove in
360
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,749
we're in a valley so um...
361
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,544
there's plenty to keep you
busy around here
362
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,546
Oh yeah, I plan on
keeping busy
363
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,006
Mhm
364
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,593
Okay, so that's gonna be
uh, $300
365
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,054
Uh, I think it's $250. There's
only five of us
366
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,183
That's right. $250
367
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,142
Um
368
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,394
So, what does everyone
want to eat?
369
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,894
Oh my god!
Thank god you mentioned it
370
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,231
Steak.
Steak and mashed potatoes
371
00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:59,740
that was great, I am so full!
372
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,242
Full? We haven't done
the dirty yet
373
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,243
Oh my god.
Kill me now
374
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,246
I could sure go for a
fuzzy navel right about now
375
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,748
Sophia know what
drink I could do?
376
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,498
What Steven?
377
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,918
A slippery nipple.
I know this great local bar
378
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,919
Hey fuck you man
379
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,004
Children please!
380
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,756
You know guys, it's getting
kind of late
381
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,883
lets turn in and
rest up for tomorrow
382
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,092
Yeah, that's cool
383
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,011
This place is so cool
384
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,971
I am looking forward
to some paintball
385
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:23,972
Yeah!
386
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,535
Did you check out
the one in the brochure?
387
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:27,935
That sounds cool
388
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,187
Hey guys!
Guys!
389
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,897
look to the left
390
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,733
What is it?
391
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,903
That person in black was
just standing there
392
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,113
I literally don't
see anything
393
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,572
Joni I think it might be time
to take your pill
394
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,953
I think it's time
for us to get going
395
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,162
I'm actually pretty tired
396
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:48,664
Yeah, let's go
397
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:52,376
Gotta get that energy up
for our activities tomorrow
398
00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,170
Random overlapping chatter
399
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,463
I've been watching this
show The Affair
400
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:57,464
That was so good
401
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,383
I'm full
402
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,842
Yeah, me too
403
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,263
I'm really into watching that
404
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,515
I'm just checking this place out
405
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,142
I'm not gonna lie, the deer
head is kinda creeping me out
406
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,271
Yeah, I think it would
creep me out too
407
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,525
Yeah, they have all these
antique stuff going on
408
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,415
Come on Becky, let's move it.
We gotta lot to do today, come on now
409
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,416
Okay coming
410
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:43,719
Yep....
I'm gonna need a cold shower
411
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,721
Yeah...
412
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,057
Um, you guys wanna
go check out the camp?
413
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,058
Sounds good
414
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,518
Yeah, that'd be a great idea
415
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:52,519
Yeah, we should
416
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,643
Man did you see that?
417
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,312
That was the craziest thing!
418
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,857
Well, well, well,
so we meet again
419
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,942
Shit!
420
00:22:41,276 --> 00:22:42,944
Seems we have some
unfinished business
421
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,113
Look sir, we don't
want any trouble
422
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,032
how did you know we were here?
423
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:48,325
Son, this is a small town
424
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:50,744
not much goes on up around these
parts that I don't know about
425
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,704
Now for that business
426
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:54,247
Sir, I'm sorry
427
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,124
I was just protecting
my friend here
428
00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:59,169
we were traveling a lot
and I was just, I was just tired
429
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:03,090
Boy, my business isn't with you.
My business is with you
430
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,133
What's your name?
431
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,427
Steve sir.
Actually it's Steven sir.
432
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,806
You the one that left this
$20 bill on the bar?
433
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,182
Yes sir
434
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,227
Well, we don't take kindly
to city folk
435
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,978
leaving fake money
up around these parts
436
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,855
Fake money?
That's real money!
437
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,149
Hey Sam.
Everything okay?
438
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,735
Jerry, everything's fine.
Thank you
439
00:23:24,611 --> 00:23:26,238
Well, I beg to differ
with you son
440
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,532
see I'm trained
to see these things
441
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,452
now if you don't want this to go any
farther and the bar to press charges
442
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:33,745
you willing to make
out a deal?
443
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,455
Yes.
Yes I am
444
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,749
Alright, well give
me another $20
445
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:46,174
No, I'm sorry son,
that's not gonna fly I want smaller bills
446
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,011
If you don't have it,
get it from your friends
447
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:54,224
Alright, whatever you got
448
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,270
Come on, I ain't got all day
449
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,608
This should do
450
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:09,781
You forgot to tip the bartender
451
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,075
Can I get my twenty
dollar bill back?
452
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,411
Hell no son, that's what we call
evidence up around here
453
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:16,580
I'll take care of it
454
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,082
You kids have a nice day
455
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:22,461
Let's go.
Come on
456
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,674
That was crazy, I can't
believe it
457
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,302
Man I don't know how
much more I can take of this
458
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,013
This has been bad and
you know what
459
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,724
I gotta be honest man, I
really can't believe it
460
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:38,518
A cop?
You mixed it up with a cop
461
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:40,061
Dude, we could get buried
any place up here
462
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:41,104
and nobody would ever find us
463
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,273
How was I supposed to
know he was a cop?
464
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,524
Just use your head
465
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:45,525
Come on man
466
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:47,694
You know what?
467
00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:50,322
I'm sorry, I got
out of hand
468
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:51,573
Don't worry about it
469
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,366
We're here, let's just
enjoy ourselves
470
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:55,160
there's tons to do,
there's a lake
471
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,454
there's fishing.
You ever gone fishing?
472
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:58,497
No
473
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,416
Let's go fishing,
I heard there's some poles here we can use
474
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,043
let's go for that
475
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,377
Lets enjoy ourselves
476
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:05,504
Lets just
477
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,714
Yeah, I need to take a
minute to unwind a little
478
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,174
that was a little
crazy back there
479
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,175
Yeah, I'm sorry about that
480
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,510
Let's go back
481
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:15,138
footsteps
482
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,059
I know the sound of those
footsteps anywhere
483
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:20,894
How you doing?
484
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:23,063
Hi. Could you throw
that away for me?
485
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:24,064
Thank you
486
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:26,399
So how much did you
take them for?
487
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,276
I got them for forty bucks
488
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:32,781
Actually thirty five cause I
gotta give five to the bartender
489
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,577
I tell you, people fall for
anything nowadays, so
490
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,205
You have any coffee made?
491
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,498
Yeah, I just made a fresh pot
492
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,457
Oh good
493
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:45,252
Nice weather we're having
494
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,337
Yeah, it's not too bad,
nice breeze out
495
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,839
I was getting tired
of that humidity
496
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,049
It's a quiet day
497
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:52,008
Yeah
498
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:59,891
Jerry... this stuff is awful
499
00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:03,144
You gonna put your
secret ingredient in it?
500
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,145
I think I will
501
00:26:10,151 --> 00:26:11,152
Much better
502
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,617
That's right, don't leave
a mess in my kitchen
503
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,122
Everything alright?
504
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,791
yeah, everything's doing good
505
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,085
Okay, I'm going to
go to your office
506
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,421
and see what the back of my
eyelids look like
507
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,422
Okay boss
508
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:32,591
So I'll be there if anybody
needs me
509
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,677
Hey, you do know what
tonight is, don't you?
510
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,555
Yes, tenth anniversary, you
don't have to remind me
511
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,556
I know
512
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,440
Hey Jerry?
513
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,441
Hmm?
514
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,234
I'm just gonna run downstairs
to get some supplies
515
00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,725
Well hello there darling.
What can I do for you?
516
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:26,269
Well it's been a while
517
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,563
and I know what you like
518
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,525
so it's more like,
what can I do for you?
519
00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:37,113
Hmm. And just what
is it I like?
520
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,543
Oh, you do know
what I like
521
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,712
belt unbuckles
zipper
522
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:05,892
Nice.
Been a while
523
00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,193
Hey Sam
524
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:16,069
What!?
525
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,654
Call for you from dispatch
526
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:20,115
God dammit!
Alright!
527
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,702
Sorry babe,
we gotta continue this later
528
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,161
see you later
529
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,580
Okay.
Can't wait
530
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,168
I didn't think I'd like this
place, but I think I dig it
531
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:34,504
I hear you. There's
so many animals
532
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,340
The trees, the water,
the kayak
533
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,551
And real log cabins
534
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,344
I mean I read about
them in books
535
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,513
Hey guys.
Hey guys!
536
00:28:44,472 --> 00:28:45,473
You hear that?
537
00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:47,267
No, what?
538
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,687
No sirens,
no horns honking
539
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:52,939
no gun shots
540
00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:57,026
other than this paintball,
no noise!
541
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,363
You know she's right
542
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:02,407
Hey Joni
543
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,909
I think it might be time
for you to take another pill
544
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:08,913
it's been like what an hour
since you took the last one
545
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,419
Take a pill!
A fucking pill!
546
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:29,267
No wait, no!
547
00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:48,661
Joni please, please
Joni please
548
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,374
Joni?
549
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:57,212
Joni. Joni!
550
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,713
What?
551
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,508
Did you want to come
out on the boats with us?
552
00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:04,344
No, thanks though. I think I'm
just gonna sit here and read
553
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:05,845
then maybe take a shower
554
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:06,805
Okay
555
00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,975
Hey Joni. What you reading?
One of them sex magazines
556
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,144
Hey listen, don't get yourself
all riled up
557
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,729
there aren't enough men
around here
558
00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,232
Alright lets get to this kayak
559
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,190
Everything okay?
560
00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,608
Yeah, everything's fine.
561
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:24,984
I was just seeing
if the shower was free
562
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,319
You take care of
yourself in there?
563
00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,029
I don't do that stuff!
564
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:29,030
Sure
565
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:52,720
I know you saw what I did!
566
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,195
What the fuck is wrong with me?
567
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:47,567
Hey, dinner's ready
in twenty Joni
568
00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:51,070
Start without me
if I'm not there right away
569
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,030
Alright
570
00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:57,715
The food was good
571
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:00,134
I'm full
572
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,470
There! There's the proof
573
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:03,846
Proof of what?
574
00:37:04,263 --> 00:37:05,640
Are you freaking kidding me?
575
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,434
I've been tell you about
a person in a black ski mask
576
00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,435
since we've got here
577
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:12,521
but did anyone believe me?
No!
578
00:37:12,521 --> 00:37:13,522
Just one problem
579
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:15,066
there's no one attached to it
580
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,318
That's great Tierney.
Just fucking great!
581
00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:18,819
I thought at least
you would believe me
582
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,072
Joni I want to.
I really do
583
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,951
but maybe you're taking
too many pills
584
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,410
ease off on them a little
585
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:30,331
maybe the last person that stayed in
that cabin left it behind by accident
586
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:32,416
commotion from kitchen
587
00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,337
So did everyone
like their dinner?
588
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,172
Yeah, it was really good.
Thank you
589
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,259
Listen I try to do my best
for you guys
590
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:45,972
Joni, you didn't even eat.
Everything okay?
591
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:47,139
Yeah, I'm fine.
592
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,933
Alright
593
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:51,936
Hey Jerry?
Where's Becky?
594
00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:54,355
She had the afternoon
and evening off
595
00:37:54,355 --> 00:37:56,190
she'll be back tomorrow
morning for breakfast
596
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:59,068
You know, she thinks
you're a pretty cool person
597
00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:01,696
No shit you think.
If you only knew
598
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:02,989
You sure you're okay?
599
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:05,324
Okay
600
00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:08,160
Okay guys
601
00:38:08,452 --> 00:38:10,788
is it gonna be busting Joni's
chops the rest of the night
602
00:38:11,038 --> 00:38:14,500
Yeah, I actually think we've
been busting your chops
603
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,668
a little too much this vacation
604
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:18,504
So, we decided
605
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:21,424
to maybe do a
little campfire tonight
606
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,510
you know, something chill,
nothing too crazy
607
00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:28,806
jokes, scary stories, Jerry
got us some beers from town
608
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,349
so I thought that would
be kinda fun
609
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,769
No spooky stories
thank you very much
610
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:37,356
Yeah we're not gonna do that,
none of that
611
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:42,320
A few beers do sound
good right about now
612
00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:44,113
Yeah, lets do it!
613
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,781
Come on bro,
lets go get some firewood
614
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:46,991
Alright, lets do it!
615
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,535
I brought marshmallows
and my guitar!
616
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:51,996
Oh my gosh! I haven't
heard you sing in so long
617
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:04,925
Fuck with me now motherfucker!
618
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:14,101
Fire!
619
00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:16,812
Hey!
620
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,481
Fire!
621
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:22,902
Fire!
622
00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:24,528
Sing it!
623
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,488
Get on down now
624
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,031
Fire!
625
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:30,451
Do men ever grow up?
626
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:31,994
Nope
627
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,663
Pass me one of those.
How far behind am I?
628
00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:36,248
Just one
629
00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:37,500
Pass her over
630
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,127
We got a special one for Joni
631
00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:42,963
Hand it over
632
00:39:44,507 --> 00:39:45,508
Gracias senorita
633
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,220
Got it!
634
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:56,727
loud burp
635
00:40:00,731 --> 00:40:03,109
Not anymore.
Pass me another por favor
636
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,903
Damn slow down cowgirl
637
00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,114
Pass me another one please!
638
00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:12,159
Okay, what's with all that Espanol?
You're beginning to sound like this guy
639
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:17,456
Alright ladies, we've got the
fire going, so what's next?
640
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,500
I think we should plan tomorrow
641
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,753
There's paintball.
We haven't done that yet
642
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:24,713
I think that would
be an awesome activity
643
00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:27,633
Yeah, that sounds like
a real good time
644
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:29,885
What do you say Joni?
You in?
645
00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,472
I'll tell you what. It'll be the
ladies versus the guys
646
00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:34,849
the ladies have the upper hand
647
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:35,850
That's right we will slay them
648
00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:37,852
Nah you guys go have fun
649
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,690
Debbie Downer once again
650
00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,233
Hey Sophia
651
00:40:48,237 --> 00:40:51,282
Ouch! I guess I
deserve that
652
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:56,412
Does anyone have any jokes
or stories or anything?
653
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:57,580
Oh I got a joke!
654
00:40:58,664 --> 00:40:59,665
Lets hear it
655
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:00,666
Okay, alright.
656
00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:06,630
What do you call an elephant
that's not important?
657
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,259
An irrelevant
658
00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:12,011
Wow
659
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,012
I like that
660
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,972
You like that one right?
It's funny
661
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,891
See, that's what I'm saying
662
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,601
Knee slapper
663
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:19,852
That was good
664
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:20,811
Of course it's a knee slapper
665
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:21,812
It is a knee slapper
666
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:22,771
I think that was good
667
00:41:23,522 --> 00:41:24,523
Actually I have a good joke
668
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,525
Alright, let's hear it
669
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:27,610
Lets see what you got
670
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:31,197
So, two muffins are in a tin
in the oven
671
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:40,873
one muffin says, whoa it's hot
in here. The other muffin says
672
00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:44,168
holy shit a talking muffin!
673
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,338
Don't do drugs
674
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:50,090
What? That's hilarious!
675
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:51,425
Are you high?
676
00:41:51,425 --> 00:41:52,426
What! No!
677
00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:53,844
She might be
678
00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,137
I am not high!
679
00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:57,431
You guys just don't know
a good joke when you hear one
680
00:41:58,390 --> 00:42:00,893
Where'd you find that?
1-800 corny jokes?
681
00:42:00,976 --> 00:42:02,144
I need hard liquor guys
682
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,562
That's more like it
683
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,024
Y'all don't understand
the muffin humor
684
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,192
I will say this
685
00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:09,902
all bad jokes aside
686
00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:13,239
you guys want to listen
to an actual good story?
687
00:42:14,615 --> 00:42:16,242
Sure, lets hear it
688
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:19,537
I don't know if you guys
were aware but a few years ago
689
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:21,664
There was a guy that
was killed up here
690
00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:23,207
What?
691
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:24,959
Well this young couple
692
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,795
they were driving and on
their first date
693
00:42:28,295 --> 00:42:31,215
they decide to pull off into the
park to make out
694
00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:33,884
and as they're making out
695
00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,387
they hear something
hitting the car
696
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,515
so they stop,
they take a beat
697
00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:42,309
but they don't
make nothing out of it
698
00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:44,103
so they go back at it again
699
00:42:44,228 --> 00:42:47,606
and as they're making out
BOOM!
700
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,234
the same noise sounds again
701
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,696
so now the guy's angry.
He's annoyed.
702
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:55,990
He tells her, you know what
I'm gonna be right back
703
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,492
gets out of the car, he slams
the door and walks away
704
00:43:00,786 --> 00:43:02,121
but time passes by
705
00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:04,748
5 minutes go by
706
00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:06,375
10 minutes go by
707
00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:08,085
Fifteen minutes
708
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:10,379
a half an hour later
709
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:15,092
his date hears this
scraping noise
710
00:43:15,342 --> 00:43:16,594
on the car's roof
711
00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,180
back and forth,
back and forth
712
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:23,976
the scraping noise keeps
going and going
713
00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:26,854
she is scared
714
00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:29,982
her heart is going
100 miles an hour
715
00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:31,650
boom, boom, boom, boom
716
00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:35,321
she decides to get out of the
car and see what's happening
717
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:39,158
she gets out and
starts looking around
718
00:43:39,491 --> 00:43:41,452
and she decides
to turn around
719
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,997
she sees her boyfriend
hanging from a tree
720
00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:49,084
and his feet are scraping
the car's roof
721
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:50,794
back and forth
722
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:55,758
and she's scared, she gets into the
car, turns it on and rides away
723
00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:57,509
What did she do?
724
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:00,971
Well, she went to the
police station
725
00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:02,514
to report the incident
726
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,268
so immediately the cops
decided to go at it
727
00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:08,395
and see what happened
with the car
728
00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:12,691
right there in the
driver's door handle
729
00:44:13,776 --> 00:44:15,444
there was a bloody hook
730
00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:18,447
right in front of their faces
731
00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:20,282
So did they find him?
732
00:44:22,117 --> 00:44:24,078
No, they never did
733
00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:25,954
And so they say
734
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,624
he's still walking around
lurking
735
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,835
he comes back here at night
every now and then
736
00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,045
watching
737
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:38,342
Damn man!
738
00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,635
You shoulda seen your faces!
739
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:41,845
Man I'm gonna hurt you
740
00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:42,888
Five dollars was worth it baby
741
00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:45,307
Please do hurt him
like please
742
00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:46,934
That's why you
went to Party City
743
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:47,976
Give me that!
744
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:54,692
Alright, I don't have any
stories or jokes but
745
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,819
I have been working
on a new song
746
00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:58,112
you guys wanna?
747
00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,280
Yeah!
Let's hear it!
748
00:45:00,447 --> 00:45:02,324
It's gotta be better than that
749
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,546
Da da da dong!
750
00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:19,133
Shut up Steven!
751
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:22,845
Alright I'm just gonna do
a verse and a chorus
752
00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:24,680
it's still a work in progress
753
00:45:44,074 --> 00:45:49,246
and sorry eyes for you
754
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:56,128
can't walk a straight line
755
00:45:56,378 --> 00:46:01,759
I'm a fool for you
756
00:46:04,052 --> 00:46:06,764
I see you watching me
757
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:09,266
with a paralyzing stare
758
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:12,519
now I'm helpless here
759
00:46:12,519 --> 00:46:15,147
you've got me caught
up in mid-air
760
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:18,025
I'm high as I can get
761
00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:21,236
and I'm not coming down
762
00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:26,408
I can hardly breathe ten
thousand feet above the ground
763
00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:29,286
you know everything I am
764
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:33,791
and everything I want to be
765
00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:41,089
fly with me
766
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:59,608
Yeah! I like that!
That was good!
767
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:00,567
That was real good
768
00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:02,277
Thanks guys!
769
00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,072
She deserves it
770
00:47:07,115 --> 00:47:08,116
Works in progress
771
00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,995
Talented, that makes
one of us
772
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:13,831
You got that right
773
00:47:15,290 --> 00:47:17,167
Always with the good
joke Joni
774
00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,925
Well guys, it's been
a long night
775
00:47:24,967 --> 00:47:27,219
so we're gonna turn in
776
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:29,721
Goodnight.
See you guys around
777
00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,100
Have fun
778
00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:39,565
Yeah, I think I'm gonna
turn in too
779
00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:41,358
I'll see you guys in the morning
780
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:42,317
Yeah I probably should too
781
00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:45,696
Have a good night guys
782
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:46,697
You coming Joni?
783
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,241
Nah, I'm gonna sit
here for a little bit
784
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,368
Okay, night
785
00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,746
Feel free to stop by
if you want
786
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,446
Fuck off!
787
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:40,918
What the fuck?
788
00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:08,278
Hey buddy
789
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:11,031
I have a question for you.
Can you put the weight down?
790
00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:15,035
It's serious
791
00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:16,495
Did you grab that girl's
ass over there?
792
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,287
Nope
793
00:49:17,287 --> 00:49:18,288
She said you did
794
00:49:18,497 --> 00:49:19,498
I think she's full of shit
795
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,334
How about we
check the cameras?
796
00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:23,710
Hmm?
797
00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:25,212
Fuck your cameras
798
00:49:25,545 --> 00:49:28,131
Fuck you too.
Leave my gym, lets go
799
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,299
Fuck this gym
800
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:30,801
Let me show you the door
801
00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:24,604
I think we should
check out the sauna
802
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,023
interested?
803
00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:28,525
Hot and steamy sex
804
00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:30,944
Oh yeah
805
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:34,156
you go on without me though
806
00:50:35,657 --> 00:50:36,616
I'll be there in a few
807
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,619
just want to relax here
for a few more minutes
808
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:44,791
Okay, but don't keep me waiting
809
00:50:44,958 --> 00:50:48,962
or else I will start
without you
810
00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:54,676
somebody's rising
811
00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,306
it's been rising
from the beginning
812
00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,099
Don't tease me
813
00:51:02,809 --> 00:51:03,810
I'll see you in a bit
814
00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:20,660
I'm waiting
815
00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:22,746
I'm on my way
816
00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:38,970
Ah, what the fuck!
817
00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:30,856
Where'd you go?
818
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:35,986
Ahhh! Steven!
Oh my god!
819
00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:39,614
Wake up!
820
00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,118
No! Fuck!
821
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:44,828
Steven!
822
00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:49,124
I'm gonna go look for help!
823
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:51,126
Fuck!
824
00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:52,752
Joni was right!
825
00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:36,129
Hello? Joni is that you?
826
00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,091
Tierney?
827
00:53:40,091 --> 00:53:42,802
Jesus, what the fuck?
You scared the shit out of me
828
00:53:42,802 --> 00:53:46,765
I'm sorry.
You okay?
829
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:50,560
I'll let you know when my
heart gets back in my chest
830
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:52,562
What are you doing here?
831
00:53:54,439 --> 00:54:00,320
Well, at the campfire when
you were playing that song
832
00:54:02,489 --> 00:54:06,201
I felt a chemistry
between us
833
00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:13,750
To be honest, I have felt
something like that for a while
834
00:54:14,751 --> 00:54:20,757
Really? And here I thought,
it was just my imagination
835
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:27,514
No it's there
836
00:54:30,058 --> 00:54:31,851
I'm gonna go back
to the cottage
837
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:33,895
and get out of
these smokey clothes
838
00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:37,983
could I come back and
maybe we could talk for a bit?
839
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:42,654
The door will be unlocked
840
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:46,783
Alright, I'll see you
in a little bit
841
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:36,333
Tonight's gonna be my night
842
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,479
Alright lets see
843
00:55:58,396 --> 00:55:59,898
Yeah I'm gonna wear this one
844
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:14,204
She's gonna love this
845
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,001
Lets do it
846
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:31,471
Holy shit! What the fuck!
What the hell!
847
00:58:43,811 --> 00:58:46,898
Where is everybody?
848
00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:49,776
I have no idea, this is not like
them, they're always early
849
00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:50,735
I'll go get them
850
00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:52,695
Alright, but breakfast
is almost ready
851
00:58:52,862 --> 00:58:55,073
if you see Becky, tell her to
get her ass in the kitchen
852
00:58:55,990 --> 00:58:56,991
She's not here?
853
00:58:56,991 --> 00:58:57,617
Nope
854
00:59:58,886 --> 00:59:59,887
Hey stop!
855
01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:02,098
What have you
done to my friends?
856
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,267
I didn't do anything,
I found them there like that
857
01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:05,643
You're so full of shit
858
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:08,688
The way they treat you,
I'm glad they're dead
859
01:00:09,647 --> 01:00:11,858
Now it's just you and me.
Now we can be together
860
01:00:12,108 --> 01:00:14,527
What the fuck
are you talking about?
861
01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:16,946
I thought you felt the same
way for me as I do for you?
862
01:00:17,071 --> 01:00:17,822
What?
863
01:00:17,989 --> 01:00:18,823
I think I love you
864
01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:20,908
Seriously, you're fucking
delusional
865
01:00:20,908 --> 01:00:23,286
the only thing you're gonna be in
love with is your cellmate in prison
866
01:00:28,916 --> 01:00:30,126
Pumpkin are you okay?
867
01:00:31,669 --> 01:00:32,795
You're alright
868
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,923
we're gonna get you to a
hospital and then home okay?
869
01:00:36,174 --> 01:00:37,133
Okay Daddy
870
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:39,969
Okay, that's my girl
871
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,139
She's not going anywhere
but to hell for what she did
872
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,066
Joni, are you alright?
873
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:56,152
I'm shot but it's not bad.
Hurts like a motherfucker though
874
01:00:56,235 --> 01:01:00,281
Here take this.
Hold it down, hold it there
875
01:01:00,281 --> 01:01:01,282
You're gonna be alright
876
01:01:01,908 --> 01:01:03,076
What did you do?
877
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:05,244
I shot the sheriff,
but not the deputy
878
01:01:05,953 --> 01:01:07,872
I didn't like him anyway,
he was an asshole
879
01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:12,335
Now just keep the pressure
there, I'm gonna call for help
880
01:01:16,756 --> 01:01:18,132
Don't even think about it
881
01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:41,048
Is there anybody you
want me to call?
882
01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,176
Maybe my mom
883
01:02:46,512 --> 01:02:50,516
Just sit back, hold pressure on the
wound so it doesn't start bleeding again
884
01:02:51,350 --> 01:02:54,103
it doesn't look so bad,
I think you're gonna be okay
885
01:02:54,395 --> 01:02:55,396
Are you cold?
886
01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:56,773
Freezing
887
01:02:56,939 --> 01:02:57,940
I'll get her a blanket
888
01:02:58,566 --> 01:02:59,984
the ambulance is here anyway
889
01:03:00,485 --> 01:03:01,444
come on I'll take you
890
01:03:09,243 --> 01:03:12,914
We're live at camp Weeping Willow
where there is an active crime scene
891
01:03:13,247 --> 01:03:14,874
Miss, can you tell us
what happened?
892
01:03:14,999 --> 01:03:16,834
That stupid bitch
killed my friends
893
01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:19,962
Sheriff do you have time for an interview?
Sheriff can you tell us what happened here?
894
01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:25,051
There's really not much I can say at this
time as the investigation is still on-going
895
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:29,972
What I can tell you, is that we
have 1 wounded and 6 dead
896
01:03:30,598 --> 01:03:34,352
one of the dead
being the County Sheriff
897
01:03:34,352 --> 01:03:35,895
have any arrests been made?
898
01:03:35,895 --> 01:03:37,063
Not at this time
899
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:40,441
as I stated, the investigation
is still on-going
900
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,569
there will be a press
conference at a later time
901
01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:47,615
You said the County Sheriff is among the
deceased, who's gonna fill that role?
902
01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:50,701
I'm the acting Sheriff right now
903
01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:52,703
A woman Sheriff?
904
01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:54,413
Why not?
905
01:03:56,082 --> 01:03:57,375
Mel does it all the time
906
01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,128
That's all I have to say
for now, thanks
907
01:04:01,879 --> 01:04:04,966
Again we are live at camp
Weeping Willow
908
01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:07,468
I'm Cara Di Falco
for WPIN News
909
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,721
Is everything okay?
910
01:04:11,222 --> 01:04:13,558
Yeah, I just thought
I saw something
911
01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:26,529
Just have a seat right here
912
01:04:27,697 --> 01:04:28,698
How do you feel?
913
01:04:30,032 --> 01:04:31,033
Very cold
914
01:04:33,995 --> 01:04:35,621
I will take care of
you right away
915
01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:43,254
I'll take your bag
916
01:04:45,089 --> 01:04:47,091
You're gonna be alright. We're
gonna take you to the hospital
917
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:55,766
You're gonna be okay.
I'll be in touch with you
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