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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:19,911 --> 00:00:22,481 - Can you hear me, Mr. Morden? - Yes. 3 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:26,452 Cue the recap! Paraguay vacay made me this way. 4 00:00:26,484 --> 00:00:29,621 A harbinger of chaos brought to make this geezer pay. 5 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:33,234 I strung along the Dumb Patrol, flipped the bus into a hole, 6 00:00:33,259 --> 00:00:36,769 slammed it shut. Wait, what? Stuffed it up a donkey's butt! 7 00:00:36,794 --> 00:00:38,495 - Any sign of the Chief? - We know he's alive. 8 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:40,610 A team was forged with one belief, 9 00:00:40,635 --> 00:00:43,670 to stop at nothing and get their Chief. 10 00:00:44,302 --> 00:00:46,438 Nazi-beating, doomsday-cheating, 11 00:00:46,472 --> 00:00:48,573 beard hair-eating, romance-hating, 12 00:00:48,606 --> 00:00:50,375 punk to skunk, robot chunk, 13 00:00:50,408 --> 00:00:52,243 flashback dancing with a hunk, 14 00:00:52,277 --> 00:00:54,445 gator-baiting, half chub-dating, 15 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,447 sliming through a metal grating, 16 00:00:56,481 --> 00:00:59,618 death cult all around, Jane survived the Underground, 17 00:00:59,652 --> 00:01:03,288 Ant Farm, Larry harmed, delivering justice with a swarm. 18 00:01:03,322 --> 00:01:05,134 - No! - Father-doting, 19 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:08,359 hand-exploding, pain obscured through secret coding. 20 00:01:08,394 --> 00:01:10,261 Growing close with each endeavor, 21 00:01:10,295 --> 00:01:12,232 finally they came together. 22 00:01:12,257 --> 00:01:15,534 But I grew bored with this game of chase 23 00:01:15,567 --> 00:01:17,670 and trapped them inside the white space. 24 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,337 Backed their leader against the wall, 25 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,105 forcing him to spill it all. 26 00:01:21,138 --> 00:01:23,974 I was responsible for everything 27 00:01:24,008 --> 00:01:25,945 that has happened to each of you. 28 00:01:25,977 --> 00:01:30,388 This is the best timeline ever! 29 00:02:31,246 --> 00:02:36,246 ♪ Doom Patrol 1x15 ♪ Ezekiel Patrol 30 00:02:48,192 --> 00:02:49,393 Why? 31 00:02:49,428 --> 00:02:50,496 I needed you. 32 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:53,365 I wanted... 33 00:02:54,528 --> 00:02:55,644 what you have. 34 00:02:57,369 --> 00:02:58,769 Immortality. 35 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,411 What? 36 00:03:00,517 --> 00:03:01,687 I wanted to... 37 00:03:04,242 --> 00:03:05,670 I needed to... 38 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:08,537 Motherfucker! 39 00:03:13,051 --> 00:03:14,319 I'm so sorry. 40 00:03:20,676 --> 00:03:21,778 Liar. 41 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:24,556 You lied to Jane. 42 00:03:25,029 --> 00:03:26,733 You lied to all of us. 43 00:03:38,444 --> 00:03:40,293 Please let them go. 44 00:03:44,450 --> 00:03:46,384 What do you take me for, Niles? 45 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:48,754 This was never about them. 46 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:52,057 Making Silly Putty out of their fragile, 47 00:03:52,089 --> 00:03:53,515 fractured brains, 48 00:03:54,191 --> 00:03:55,394 well, that... 49 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,530 that was all just 50 00:03:58,091 --> 00:03:59,442 extra-curricular. 51 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,571 Consider them abandoned conquests. 52 00:04:05,603 --> 00:04:07,974 Their future is their own now. 53 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:09,909 God, I wonder what they'll do with it. Hmm? 54 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,167 What does a family do when they realize 55 00:04:12,192 --> 00:04:14,613 they're no family at all? They're just rats 56 00:04:14,647 --> 00:04:16,415 in neighboring cages. 57 00:04:16,549 --> 00:04:18,784 They're just petri dishes on the same shelf. 58 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,987 You know, I huffed and I puffed, 59 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,717 but it was you all along, wasn't it, Niles? 60 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:26,053 You destroyed them! 61 00:04:29,049 --> 00:04:31,649 Just like you destroyed Eric Morden. 62 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,440 So you've had your revenge. 63 00:04:38,235 --> 00:04:39,672 What now? 64 00:04:39,705 --> 00:04:43,275 Why, sky's the limit, old friend. 65 00:04:43,498 --> 00:04:46,210 I'm going to conduct a parade, I'm gonna guest-host The View, 66 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,912 I'm gonna become the next Bachelor! 67 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:50,448 The world is a golden oyster for me now. 68 00:04:50,449 --> 00:04:51,711 But for you, 69 00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:54,023 Niles Caulder, 70 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,617 I envision a story that's a little different. 71 00:05:00,571 --> 00:05:03,326 I've been waiting decades to ask you this. 72 00:05:06,592 --> 00:05:09,402 How does it feel to be a nobody? 73 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:31,931 _ 74 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:33,992 Security to Containment Block Seven. 75 00:05:34,025 --> 00:05:36,477 All security to Containment Block Seven. 76 00:05:38,831 --> 00:05:41,265 - Good morning, Joshua. - Bureau astronomers have 77 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:42,568 confirmed your calculations. 78 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,504 Next week's X-15 test flight is our clearest shot yet 79 00:05:45,537 --> 00:05:47,472 to intercept the space anomaly. 80 00:05:47,506 --> 00:05:49,674 - Very good then. - Meaning, after we knock 81 00:05:49,708 --> 00:05:51,009 this pilot from the sky... 82 00:05:51,042 --> 00:05:52,643 His name is Larry Trainor by the way, 83 00:05:52,677 --> 00:05:54,946 Captain Larry Trainor, wife, two kids. 84 00:05:55,104 --> 00:05:57,140 ... after we expose him to unknown space matter, 85 00:05:57,165 --> 00:05:59,202 after we potentially burn and radiate him 86 00:05:59,227 --> 00:06:01,854 beyond the known limits of human capacity, 87 00:06:01,886 --> 00:06:03,689 then we're gonna hand him over to Forsythe 88 00:06:03,722 --> 00:06:05,523 and his animals? For what? 89 00:06:05,557 --> 00:06:07,668 And Forsythe will grow bored with his new toy, 90 00:06:07,693 --> 00:06:09,828 and then he'll be ours. Hopefully forever. 91 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:11,481 The Immortus Project is working. 92 00:06:11,506 --> 00:06:15,066 Rita Farr has shown zero signs of aging since 1955. 93 00:06:15,272 --> 00:06:18,302 We already have a perfectly good test subject. 94 00:06:18,335 --> 00:06:19,386 Now we'll have two. 95 00:06:24,742 --> 00:06:26,814 Where's the line, Niles? 96 00:06:29,648 --> 00:06:31,650 'Cause I can't see it anymore. 97 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:34,282 The only thing that should trouble you, Joshua, 98 00:06:34,787 --> 00:06:36,088 is the alternative. 99 00:06:36,269 --> 00:06:38,689 Except I don't know what the alternative is. 100 00:06:39,992 --> 00:06:42,651 The only way I sleep at night is because... 101 00:06:44,396 --> 00:06:46,334 you tell me nothing. 102 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:51,052 You're right. And you're welcome. 103 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:08,066 - Oh, God. - _ 104 00:07:08,090 --> 00:07:10,090 _ 105 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,628 - Good morning, Larry. - Apparently it is. 106 00:07:19,932 --> 00:07:23,201 I've been looking forward to this day all semester. 107 00:07:23,405 --> 00:07:27,239 My students are finally performing their scene studies, 108 00:07:27,264 --> 00:07:29,540 and I can't wait to see how they utilize 109 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:31,309 the techniques that I've taught them. 110 00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:36,247 I suspect I'll be handing out a lot of A's. 111 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,549 Uh-huh. 112 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:40,352 It feels so good to give back to the community. 113 00:07:40,384 --> 00:07:42,119 We should've done this ages ago. 114 00:07:42,121 --> 00:07:44,189 - What? - Move on. 115 00:07:44,222 --> 00:07:46,806 Six months ago we learned our lives had been destroyed 116 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:48,793 by a madman. Excuse me if it takes 117 00:07:48,794 --> 00:07:51,100 more than a moment to get back my sea legs. 118 00:07:56,802 --> 00:07:58,440 When we moved into this place, 119 00:07:58,465 --> 00:08:00,016 we made a promise to each other. 120 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:02,222 - I know, but... - No more hiding. 121 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:05,041 I know. 122 00:08:05,175 --> 00:08:07,176 - I'm trying. - Mmm. 123 00:08:44,048 --> 00:08:45,997 Okay. 124 00:08:50,354 --> 00:08:51,656 What do you think? 125 00:08:51,689 --> 00:08:53,600 You wanna try for 20 seconds this time? 126 00:08:57,179 --> 00:08:59,315 Negative Spirit, release! 127 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,670 Huh. 128 00:09:13,697 --> 00:09:15,699 There you go, buddy. 129 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:17,783 We can do this. 130 00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:21,611 We can do this. We can... 131 00:09:27,755 --> 00:09:31,361 Hit the bricks, sister. We're... we're done. Finito. 132 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,362 You don't mean that, Kyle. 133 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:34,400 I know you better than you know yourself. 134 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:37,902 You wanna pick me up in those strong arms. 135 00:09:37,935 --> 00:09:40,630 Cut. Cut. 136 00:09:41,405 --> 00:09:42,800 Jagger, Esme, 137 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,394 you failed to move your audience. 138 00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:49,881 We didn't feel it because you didn't feel it. 139 00:09:50,815 --> 00:09:53,684 Mmm? Let me show what it looks like 140 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,812 when you really connect to your character. 141 00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:04,335 And... action! 142 00:10:06,998 --> 00:10:08,933 Hit the bricks, sister. 143 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,081 We're done. Finito. 144 00:10:11,435 --> 00:10:14,550 You don't mean that, Kyle. Hmm? 145 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:17,728 I know you better than you know yourself. 146 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,345 You wanna pick me up in these strong arms 147 00:10:22,532 --> 00:10:24,126 and devour me whole. 148 00:10:27,218 --> 00:10:28,718 And scene. 149 00:10:32,657 --> 00:10:35,194 And that, children, 150 00:10:35,227 --> 00:10:38,697 is what serious dedication to your craft gets you. 151 00:10:38,729 --> 00:10:40,698 Being a shitty high school drama teacher? 152 00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:43,735 Wow. Dare to dream. 153 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,202 It's scary not to excel 154 00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:47,738 at something we aspire to do, isn't it, Esme? 155 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,540 I'm not excelling? 156 00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,443 I can't think of anything sadder 157 00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:52,944 than some washed-up never-was 158 00:10:52,977 --> 00:10:55,780 who gets their jollies off out-acting a bunch of teenagers 159 00:10:55,814 --> 00:10:57,915 who only took this class for the easy A. 160 00:11:04,155 --> 00:11:08,059 _ 161 00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:11,630 Larry! 162 00:11:11,663 --> 00:11:14,163 Hurry up! You're missing the booty song. 163 00:11:14,188 --> 00:11:18,002 Do either of you two want to buy Marvin Gardens? 164 00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:19,338 Honestly, I could use the cash. 165 00:11:19,371 --> 00:11:22,708 Hmm. Larry! This is absolutely unacceptable! 166 00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:24,410 1976 is ending, 167 00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:27,543 and you're stalling like some truculent schoolboy. 168 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:41,292 Uh, now, I believe it's your turn. 169 00:11:44,096 --> 00:11:46,528 Ugh, I look ridiculous. 170 00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:51,202 No. 171 00:11:51,236 --> 00:11:53,338 Now, then, Rita, 172 00:11:53,371 --> 00:11:54,705 that's not fair. 173 00:11:59,078 --> 00:12:01,815 Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up. 174 00:12:03,048 --> 00:12:05,418 All right. Keep playing. 175 00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,453 And don't cheat. 176 00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,086 - He's talking to you. - Uh-huh. 177 00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:20,999 Forsythe. 178 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:23,801 What the hell are you doing here? 179 00:12:23,834 --> 00:12:25,837 Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder. 180 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,671 And a happy New Year's Eve. 181 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:28,973 You need to leave. 182 00:12:29,107 --> 00:12:30,144 Oh. 183 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:35,231 I'm afraid the matter at hand is rather urgent. 184 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:36,381 What is it? 185 00:12:37,314 --> 00:12:38,751 You know, 186 00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:42,520 when the brass told me in '68 I'd be losing Captain Trainor 187 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,382 to your Immortus Initiative, 188 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,618 I have to say, I couldn't have imagined 189 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,422 his new assignment would be quite so... 190 00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:51,113 cozy. 191 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,312 Mmm. Well, you have your methods, I have mine. 192 00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:57,168 The work we do here is just as essential. 193 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,503 Yes. 194 00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:01,073 I can see that now. 195 00:13:01,106 --> 00:13:02,241 What is that song? 196 00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:03,866 My daughter likes that one. 197 00:13:04,733 --> 00:13:06,300 Cut the bullshit, Agent. 198 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,804 What's that? 199 00:13:12,055 --> 00:13:14,464 Well, I believe you once called it 200 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,178 the "unrelenting, 201 00:13:16,203 --> 00:13:19,591 uncompromising pursuit of truth". 202 00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:22,135 Your signature is required, Doctor. 203 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,996 Our investigators have identified 204 00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:26,190 your next test subject. 205 00:13:27,031 --> 00:13:30,164 What are you talking about? I... I never... 206 00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:39,111 That request was made over a decade ago. 207 00:13:39,144 --> 00:13:40,445 And now we've found her. 208 00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:43,981 Hispanic female, multiple personality disorder. 209 00:13:43,982 --> 00:13:46,670 By all accounts, a real wildcat. 210 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:49,689 I think you'll agree 211 00:13:49,722 --> 00:13:53,136 she fits perfectly the profile you asked us to find. 212 00:14:24,555 --> 00:14:25,691 Jane. 213 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,794 - Did you know? - About what? 214 00:14:29,628 --> 00:14:34,628 About what that sadistic fuck did to us, you fucking... 215 00:14:36,767 --> 00:14:39,773 No, no, no. 216 00:14:40,771 --> 00:14:44,708 He promised! 217 00:14:44,742 --> 00:14:48,413 Jane. 218 00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:49,584 Jane. 219 00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:55,227 Hey, it's okay. 220 00:14:57,622 --> 00:15:00,192 He was going to cage us here. 221 00:15:00,224 --> 00:15:02,694 Cage us like the rest of them. 222 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,195 Wasn't he? 223 00:15:04,228 --> 00:15:06,879 Singing caged birdies 224 00:15:06,911 --> 00:15:10,138 with pretty feathers for the master to pluck! 225 00:15:12,338 --> 00:15:16,907 It's okay. 226 00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:18,442 It's okay. 227 00:15:22,613 --> 00:15:24,071 Just tell me. Please. 228 00:15:27,328 --> 00:15:28,439 I knew. 229 00:15:30,121 --> 00:15:31,546 I can give you the spiel, but... 230 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:33,866 the truth is, I was blind. 231 00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:36,357 Willfully blind. 232 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:41,247 You need to make it go away. 233 00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:44,615 - I know it's difficult... - You don't know. 234 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,327 I keep having this dream. 235 00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:53,375 I find a wound on my chest. 236 00:15:54,045 --> 00:15:56,844 This old wound that's scabbed over. 237 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,352 And I know I shouldn't touch it, 238 00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:03,739 but I keep reaching for it, 239 00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:06,559 and I can't help but scratch. 240 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:09,754 And the wound gets bigger and bigger 241 00:16:10,328 --> 00:16:13,008 until there's nothing of me left. 242 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,242 There's a drug. 243 00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:22,516 An opiate. 244 00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:25,648 For meta-human powers. 245 00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:27,980 Niles created it. 246 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,615 Gave it to me for safe keeping, 247 00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,732 so he wouldn't be tempted. 248 00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:46,419 It's not a fix or a cure. 249 00:16:47,149 --> 00:16:49,426 It calms the noise, it makes it more manageable, 250 00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:51,373 but it doesn't discriminate. 251 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,899 Jane, it quiets everything. 252 00:16:56,023 --> 00:16:57,500 The good and the bad. 253 00:16:59,445 --> 00:17:01,181 In order to use it safely, 254 00:17:02,213 --> 00:17:04,215 we'd have to stick to a strict regimen. 255 00:17:04,514 --> 00:17:07,948 I have to monitor your dosage, vitals... 256 00:18:19,156 --> 00:18:20,392 I'm sorry, Kay. 257 00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:22,227 It's okay. 258 00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:24,461 It feels better now. 259 00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,258 _ 260 00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:47,533 _ 261 00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:52,390 - Niles? - Huh? 262 00:18:53,125 --> 00:18:55,674 Elinore? Elinore. 263 00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,435 Thank you for coming. 264 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,282 This... 265 00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:07,645 He's my last research subject. 266 00:19:08,541 --> 00:19:10,918 He was a race car driver. 267 00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:13,637 Father. 268 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,188 Husband. 269 00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:20,641 I'm afraid all that... 270 00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,910 This is hitting me the hardest of all. 271 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,331 The crash was supposed to be on the racetrack. 272 00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,542 No one else was to get hurt. 273 00:19:37,722 --> 00:19:41,106 No one what? What does that mean, he was "supposed to"? 274 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,442 How would you know... 275 00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:45,409 that a man is supposed to crash? 276 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:46,844 It's all gone too far. 277 00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:50,280 It's all gone too far, Elinore. 278 00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:52,250 I used to think I had no alternative. 279 00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:54,477 That there wasn't an alternative, but it's... 280 00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,016 gone too far. 281 00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,091 Niles... 282 00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:08,925 I love you... 283 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:12,872 as a mentor and a friend. 284 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,374 And you are scaring 285 00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,187 the ever-loving fuck out of me right now. 286 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:19,802 I need to tell you something. 287 00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:24,259 And I need you to promise 288 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,454 when it's finished 289 00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:32,104 that you'll still be my friend. 290 00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,309 Cliff! Your order's up. 291 00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:42,933 Yo! 292 00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:39,036 _ 293 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,944 You know how much I cared for Elinore. 294 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,311 She would have wanted it this way. 295 00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:04,921 For Victor to survive. 296 00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:08,916 There's some comfort in that. 297 00:22:10,722 --> 00:22:11,822 Cold comfort. 298 00:22:13,392 --> 00:22:14,447 But thank you. 299 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,037 If I may... 300 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:18,421 one piece of advice. 301 00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:21,666 If there's one thing I've learned from my research, 302 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,403 Victor is going to need special care. 303 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,870 No offense, 304 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,241 but we are not talking 305 00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:32,511 about homeschooling my son's recovery here. 306 00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:33,878 S.T.A.R. Labs has it covered. 307 00:22:33,913 --> 00:22:36,672 I'm not talking about technology or facilities. 308 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:41,198 There's a holistic component to be considered. 309 00:22:42,386 --> 00:22:44,511 Patience. Empathy. 310 00:22:45,723 --> 00:22:47,214 And I'm not capable of giving it. 311 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,120 Is that what you're saying? 312 00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:51,703 No, I'm... I just suggest... 313 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,663 You might be surprised 314 00:22:56,868 --> 00:22:59,829 just how much of a tonic compassion can be. 315 00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:05,742 And exactly who do you think you're fooling here? 316 00:23:05,743 --> 00:23:09,078 Hmm? You talk about compassion? Empathy? 317 00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:11,946 Like you invented it? 318 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:14,707 I'm... 319 00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:18,762 I was her husband. 320 00:23:20,592 --> 00:23:23,145 And you don't think she told me what you did? 321 00:23:24,262 --> 00:23:29,473 You think you have any standing to lecture me about family? 322 00:23:30,521 --> 00:23:32,297 I just put my son back together. 323 00:23:33,472 --> 00:23:34,540 My son! 324 00:23:35,074 --> 00:23:37,309 And you think that you and I are the same? 325 00:23:38,094 --> 00:23:40,098 You think what you did... 326 00:23:41,413 --> 00:23:43,989 and what I did are the same? 327 00:23:44,449 --> 00:23:46,106 This wasn't some experiment. 328 00:23:47,117 --> 00:23:48,504 I turned my... 329 00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:53,207 sweet, affable, athletic, 330 00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,883 charming, delicious boy 331 00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,273 into a freak of nature. 332 00:24:01,054 --> 00:24:02,195 I did it out of love. 333 00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:06,672 Why the hell did you do it, Niles? 334 00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:08,519 To those people? 335 00:24:09,321 --> 00:24:11,184 You speak to me about compassion? 336 00:24:13,939 --> 00:24:15,175 Don't ever. 337 00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:18,032 Don't you dare. 338 00:24:40,504 --> 00:24:42,206 Who are you? 339 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,809 Me? 340 00:24:43,841 --> 00:24:47,422 I'm you. 341 00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,721 Hey, Dad. 342 00:25:01,492 --> 00:25:02,818 You okay, son? 343 00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:05,295 Fine. Um... 344 00:25:06,097 --> 00:25:08,200 Just been up all night working that bitcoin ring. 345 00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:11,020 Well, you know, if that cybercrime is 346 00:25:11,021 --> 00:25:13,838 too dry for you, you can always go back out into the field. 347 00:25:13,872 --> 00:25:15,308 My time's better spent taking down 348 00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:18,349 international money launderers than two-bit purse-snatchers. 349 00:25:18,374 --> 00:25:19,774 - Don't you think? - Um, of course. 350 00:25:22,379 --> 00:25:23,448 Either way, 351 00:25:24,182 --> 00:25:25,317 I'm proud of you. 352 00:25:25,951 --> 00:25:27,118 I hope you know that. 353 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:28,887 Sure. 354 00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:30,614 Look, I gotta get back to it. 355 00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,682 Is there any sweeter feeling than revenge? 356 00:25:57,915 --> 00:26:00,918 That's an excellent question, Whoopi, and... 357 00:26:00,953 --> 00:26:02,619 I don't think that there is. 358 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,254 And the only thing that I'm more sure of 359 00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:07,125 is that it will never, ever, ever go away! 360 00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,154 "A convoluted, meandering plot that ends in a whimper. 361 00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:18,904 An impotent villain 362 00:26:18,936 --> 00:26:21,967 with a cliche approach to revenge"! 363 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,842 You know what, he's right. 364 00:26:27,428 --> 00:26:29,131 He's totally right! 365 00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:32,651 He's... he's totally right. 366 00:26:32,684 --> 00:26:34,752 At long last, I have found you! 367 00:26:34,787 --> 00:26:36,108 No! 368 00:26:38,089 --> 00:26:40,889 Be still, you fudger! Be still, I say! 369 00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:43,662 Did you just call me a "fudger"? 370 00:26:43,694 --> 00:26:46,799 Silence, recreant! For this is my time. 371 00:26:46,831 --> 00:26:48,267 I have waited centuries 372 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,702 for the rapture foretold in the scripture. 373 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,937 Twice you have brought us to its brink, 374 00:26:52,972 --> 00:26:54,606 and twice you have failed. 375 00:26:54,639 --> 00:26:56,707 Explain yourself! I demand it! 376 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:59,078 Well, I was going for more of a personal tale 377 00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:01,480 of vengeance and betrayal. You know... 378 00:27:01,512 --> 00:27:02,940 emotional stakes. 379 00:27:03,548 --> 00:27:05,331 Real premium cable shit. 380 00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:08,286 So, you're not an agent of the Lord? 381 00:27:08,319 --> 00:27:09,954 No, there is no God. 382 00:27:09,989 --> 00:27:14,092 If there was, I wouldn't be so devoid of purpose. 383 00:27:14,126 --> 00:27:15,793 Oh, a crisis of faith! 384 00:27:15,828 --> 00:27:17,963 This is why Father has led me to you, 385 00:27:17,997 --> 00:27:20,699 to set you back on the path to His glory! 386 00:27:20,732 --> 00:27:24,537 Path to glory? Oh, I like the sound of that. 387 00:27:24,569 --> 00:27:27,230 - To His glory. - Yeah, that's what I said. 388 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:28,941 To glory. 389 00:27:29,707 --> 00:27:31,245 Oh, but it's no use! 390 00:27:33,044 --> 00:27:36,415 I have already completed my life's masterwork 391 00:27:36,449 --> 00:27:40,853 by turning everyone Niles Caulder loves against him. 392 00:27:40,886 --> 00:27:45,656 There isn't a person alive that he can call friend. 393 00:27:45,691 --> 00:27:48,030 No man, no woman... 394 00:27:48,596 --> 00:27:49,647 Woman. 395 00:27:56,423 --> 00:27:57,492 I want the truth. 396 00:27:58,502 --> 00:27:59,738 Where is she? 397 00:28:01,374 --> 00:28:05,677 It seems as though I left some vengeance on the table. 398 00:28:05,712 --> 00:28:09,013 I really gotta amp things up this time, really make a show of force! 399 00:28:09,048 --> 00:28:10,415 You need guys? 400 00:28:10,449 --> 00:28:13,318 I know a rat who spent an entire afternoon 401 00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:17,722 exacting revenge on the robot who killed his mother. 402 00:28:17,755 --> 00:28:19,024 Admiral Whiskers? 403 00:28:19,758 --> 00:28:21,036 I love that guy. 404 00:28:23,729 --> 00:28:24,896 _ 405 00:28:26,165 --> 00:28:29,100 This is a splendid start. Who else? 406 00:28:29,134 --> 00:28:30,702 Hmm. You know what? 407 00:28:30,735 --> 00:28:33,771 Let's start small. A trinity. 408 00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:36,212 Hmm. Hmm, I like it. 409 00:28:36,237 --> 00:28:38,307 I like it. A menage-a-us. 410 00:28:38,543 --> 00:28:42,681 And we shall call ourselves The Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals! 411 00:28:42,706 --> 00:28:44,075 Hosanna! 412 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,293 _ 413 00:28:45,317 --> 00:28:50,289 Yes. It is tight, Admiral Whiskers. 414 00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:55,122 Yes! And vengeance will be mine! 415 00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:58,062 Again. For real this time. 416 00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:02,466 And when we get Niles Caulder... again, 417 00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,836 the world will be ours! 418 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,407 Then we shall destroy it! 419 00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:11,628 Maybe. 420 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,433 If there's time. 421 00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:40,214 Morning, dear. 422 00:29:41,807 --> 00:29:44,000 We hit 20 seconds yesterday. 423 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:45,711 At least, I think we did. 424 00:29:46,979 --> 00:29:49,847 I passed out at some point. But it felt longer. 425 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,217 Bully for you. 426 00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,021 Rough day at school? 427 00:29:56,489 --> 00:30:01,489 I was emotionally assassinated by a 13-year-old girl. 428 00:30:03,962 --> 00:30:06,232 I'm not even sure what we're doing here, Larry. 429 00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:09,367 We're doing exactly what we were doing back at the manor, 430 00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:10,403 just getting by. 431 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,872 That's not enough for me. Not anymore. 432 00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:17,283 There has to be more to life than just this. 433 00:30:17,577 --> 00:30:19,978 ♪ We'll be singing ♪ 434 00:30:20,011 --> 00:30:22,614 ♪ When we're winning ♪ 435 00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,148 ♪ We'll be singing... ♪ 436 00:30:24,183 --> 00:30:27,051 - Neighbors? - Moved last week. 437 00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:30,722 ♪ We'll be singing ♪ 438 00:30:30,757 --> 00:30:33,992 ♪ We'll be singing when we're winning ♪ 439 00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:36,606 Do you think Old Man Arnold can hear it? 440 00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:38,574 Hear what? 441 00:30:39,164 --> 00:30:41,899 Nothing! Have a nice day now. 442 00:30:41,934 --> 00:30:43,868 Eat shit, ginger! 443 00:30:43,902 --> 00:30:45,236 ♪ You'll be singing... ♪ 444 00:30:45,271 --> 00:30:47,965 - Disembodied singing. - Never a good sign. 445 00:30:48,674 --> 00:30:52,330 Although, we could follow it. See where it leads. 446 00:30:53,546 --> 00:30:56,048 It's not like we have much to lose. 447 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,415 No, just our lives. 448 00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:59,819 But, hey, we're living on stolen time anyway, 449 00:30:59,844 --> 00:31:01,328 so why not take it for granted and 450 00:31:01,353 --> 00:31:03,412 dive headlong into shark-infested waters 451 00:31:03,437 --> 00:31:05,155 that will undoubtedly lead us back to the man 452 00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,959 who permanently disfigured us 453 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,161 and lied to us about it for decades? 454 00:31:09,649 --> 00:31:12,234 We're the ones who don't get involved. Remember? 455 00:31:13,094 --> 00:31:15,429 ♪ We'll be singing... ♪ 456 00:31:15,454 --> 00:31:16,691 No more hiding. 457 00:31:17,884 --> 00:31:20,186 ♪ We'll be singing ♪ 458 00:31:35,819 --> 00:31:36,899 Kay... 459 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,425 Stay here. 460 00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:43,928 Sweet, sweet baby... Baby... 461 00:31:43,962 --> 00:31:45,297 Who's there? 462 00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:47,557 No, Kay. Don't forget. 463 00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:49,588 You can't forget. 464 00:31:50,401 --> 00:31:51,494 I'll get her, Jane. 465 00:31:52,158 --> 00:31:53,252 Don't worry. 466 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,375 Kay... 467 00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:57,541 Come here, monkey. 468 00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,745 Sweet, sweet baby... Baby... 469 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:03,747 I know you think this is how it has to be, 470 00:32:03,748 --> 00:32:05,449 but this isn't healing, Jane. 471 00:32:06,151 --> 00:32:09,251 Forgetting and hiding isn't healing. 472 00:32:11,956 --> 00:32:13,288 You have to go up. 473 00:32:16,193 --> 00:32:17,233 I can't. 474 00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,456 We're safer here. 475 00:32:23,002 --> 00:32:24,604 We're happy, aren't we? 476 00:32:29,841 --> 00:32:31,643 ♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 477 00:32:31,644 --> 00:32:34,346 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 478 00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:36,418 ♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 479 00:32:36,443 --> 00:32:37,915 What the fuck! 480 00:32:39,184 --> 00:32:42,437 - Uh... Hi. Uh... - What the fuck? 481 00:32:44,623 --> 00:32:47,684 You're the one who's been bringing me cold food this whole time? 482 00:32:48,627 --> 00:32:49,962 For months? 483 00:32:49,987 --> 00:32:51,160 Um... 484 00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:55,467 Well, yeah, when I'm not busy. I'm busy a lot, you know. 485 00:32:55,492 --> 00:32:56,507 There just happens to be a food truck 486 00:32:56,531 --> 00:32:58,703 where I'm busy most, and I, um... 487 00:32:58,738 --> 00:33:00,672 I mean, it's not like I could eat any of it. 488 00:33:01,306 --> 00:33:03,509 Thanks. 489 00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,928 Might be a little soggy. 490 00:33:06,078 --> 00:33:08,247 I tripped. Manhole just came out of... 491 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,582 Do you hear that music too? 492 00:33:10,214 --> 00:33:11,383 All morning. 493 00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:13,933 You, uh... 494 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:17,665 You wanna go fuck up whoever's playing it? 495 00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:19,224 Fuck, yeah! 496 00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,910 ♪ ... but I get up again ♪ 497 00:33:24,262 --> 00:33:25,763 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 498 00:33:25,764 --> 00:33:27,715 ♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 499 00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:30,468 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 500 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:32,673 ♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 501 00:33:34,205 --> 00:33:37,460 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 502 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:42,048 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 503 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,549 ♪ He drinks a whiskey drink he drinks a vodka drink ♪ 504 00:33:44,582 --> 00:33:46,751 ♪ He drinks a lager drink he drinks a cider drink ♪ 505 00:33:46,786 --> 00:33:49,120 ♪ He sings the songs that remind him of the good times ♪ 506 00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:51,243 So, my timing might be shit here, 507 00:33:51,268 --> 00:33:55,260 but I, for one, am grateful a disembodied Chumbawamba 508 00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:56,863 has brought us all back together. 509 00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:04,971 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 510 00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:07,739 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 511 00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:09,642 ♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 512 00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:12,377 ♪ I get knocked down but I get up again ♪ 513 00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:14,278 ♪ And you're never gonna keep me down ♪ 514 00:34:14,312 --> 00:34:15,604 ♪ I get knocked down... ♪ 515 00:34:15,629 --> 00:34:18,718 Can I just say there better be a good fucking reason why we're here? 516 00:34:18,751 --> 00:34:20,893 And it better be to turn off that fucking song. 517 00:34:23,055 --> 00:34:24,368 Because honestly, 518 00:34:24,392 --> 00:34:25,915 I'd rather stick sharks in my vagina 519 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,626 than be in the same zip code as you. 520 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,764 It's Mr. Nobody. He's kidnapped Danny. 521 00:34:31,585 --> 00:34:33,888 - So, rescue Danny. - I can't. 522 00:34:36,355 --> 00:34:37,632 I need your help. 523 00:34:50,314 --> 00:34:52,619 A long time ago, I had a daughter. 524 00:34:55,221 --> 00:34:57,963 She's extraordinary and everything to me, 525 00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,432 and I'm afraid... 526 00:35:01,986 --> 00:35:05,525 she is a danger to all of us. 527 00:35:07,665 --> 00:35:10,835 All I ever wanted was to live one day longer than she did, 528 00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:12,821 to protect her. 529 00:35:13,829 --> 00:35:15,523 To protect others. 530 00:35:17,836 --> 00:35:21,605 That's why I created each one of you. 531 00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:31,719 I need to study any means possible of extending my own life. 532 00:35:34,235 --> 00:35:38,063 So, we were lab rats. Just like Mr. Nobody said. 533 00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:42,635 Yes, at first. I can't deny that. 534 00:35:43,231 --> 00:35:46,804 Okay, I'm sorry, but invoking your daughter now, 535 00:35:47,738 --> 00:35:48,915 it's fucking evil. 536 00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,309 It's the truth. 537 00:35:50,341 --> 00:35:52,611 I hid her for years on Danny, 538 00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:55,168 who graciously accepted to be her caretaker. 539 00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:58,751 Somehow, 540 00:35:59,862 --> 00:36:01,097 Mr. Nobody 541 00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:04,356 has found out about her, 542 00:36:04,388 --> 00:36:08,088 and he's trapped them both inside this painting. 543 00:36:11,028 --> 00:36:12,198 Please. 544 00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:17,070 She's all I've got left. 545 00:36:18,403 --> 00:36:21,339 Tell you what. I'll help you with your daughter 546 00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:25,310 as soon as you invent a time machine 547 00:36:25,343 --> 00:36:29,565 that gets me back the 30 years I lost with mine. 548 00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:32,528 Till then, fuck you forever! 549 00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:37,521 And Danny? You're just gonna turn your back on them? 550 00:36:37,522 --> 00:36:39,241 Even though they had no part in this? 551 00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:43,060 I'm sorry, what part of "fuck you forever" was in Hebrew? 552 00:36:43,085 --> 00:36:44,188 I'll do it. 553 00:36:45,631 --> 00:36:48,267 For Danny. Even your daughter. 554 00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:51,218 Not for you. 555 00:36:52,236 --> 00:36:54,606 Wait! You're doing this? 556 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,341 Niles Caulder, you're an awful, 557 00:36:57,376 --> 00:37:01,461 vermin-infested, garbage... person. 558 00:37:02,148 --> 00:37:04,445 But so help me, I'm going into that painting too. 559 00:37:05,385 --> 00:37:07,695 I was terrible as a human being, 560 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,334 and even worse as an acting teacher. 561 00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:16,461 The only time I don't feel like a complete asshole 562 00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:17,723 is when I'm dealing with... 563 00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:22,060 whatever you would call this foolishness. 564 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,542 Larry. 565 00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:26,884 Does my opinion even matter? 566 00:37:27,607 --> 00:37:28,810 Cliff. 567 00:37:29,008 --> 00:37:32,088 Great! Now I'm the fucking asshole who's a fucking asshole 568 00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:33,645 if I don't walk into the fucking painting. 569 00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:35,920 Of course I'm gonna fucking walk into the fucking painting, 570 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:36,945 because, let's be honest, 571 00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:38,647 who the fuck else is enough of a fucking asshole 572 00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:40,184 to walk into a fucking painting? 573 00:37:40,185 --> 00:37:41,320 Let's go! 574 00:37:42,568 --> 00:37:46,638 Okay, so get into the painting... somehow, 575 00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:49,098 and then rescue Danny and your daughter somehow. 576 00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:50,759 Getting in is gonna be the easy part. 577 00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:52,865 It's the getting out that's gonna be tricky. 578 00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:54,767 Why? What do we have to do? 579 00:37:54,799 --> 00:37:57,462 I don't know. That's why it's gonna be tricky. 580 00:37:57,487 --> 00:37:58,767 Ah. Okay. 581 00:38:02,073 --> 00:38:04,075 So, what do we do? Just stare at this thing? 582 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,470 Keep staring. Keep staring. 583 00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:16,321 Where is everyone? 584 00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:21,796 Danny, you okay? What's going... 585 00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,882 Uh, can't see. All right. 586 00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:31,236 _ 587 00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:33,071 Danny, what about her? 588 00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:34,206 She safe? 589 00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:38,191 Uh... Guys? 590 00:38:47,318 --> 00:38:48,823 What the hell is that? 591 00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:54,225 Now comes your reckoning! 592 00:38:54,258 --> 00:38:55,627 Oh, God. 593 00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:59,097 Behold! I am His right hand. 594 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,334 His scythe! Use me, Father! 595 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:06,238 I am your disciple, your fifth horseman! 596 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,344 Take cover! 597 00:39:11,842 --> 00:39:13,411 Shit! Shit! 598 00:39:14,065 --> 00:39:15,299 Shit! 599 00:39:15,324 --> 00:39:19,284 Shit! Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 600 00:39:20,809 --> 00:39:24,146 ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪ 601 00:39:24,171 --> 00:39:26,172 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 602 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,300 I'm so sorry, Danny boy! 603 00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:30,738 Oh, my God. Danny was right. You came. 604 00:39:30,763 --> 00:39:32,697 I'm so happy to see you guys. 605 00:39:32,698 --> 00:39:34,264 Man, what the hell are you doing? 606 00:39:36,187 --> 00:39:38,269 I fucked up. I fucked up. 607 00:39:38,703 --> 00:39:42,140 I fucked up so hard. 608 00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:44,575 I was happy here, you know. 609 00:39:44,609 --> 00:39:47,780 This guy shows up, Mr. Nobody, offering me 610 00:39:47,812 --> 00:39:52,149 bags of Lincoln, da Vinci, ZZ Top. 611 00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,895 Their beards tasted so good. 612 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,957 And I told him... 613 00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:01,526 I told him everything. 614 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,465 You sold her out. 615 00:40:15,374 --> 00:40:16,572 What did you do? 616 00:40:16,973 --> 00:40:18,410 What did I do? 617 00:40:18,443 --> 00:40:21,981 I mean, sure, I trapped Danny in this Goddamn painting 618 00:40:22,013 --> 00:40:24,583 before realizing that it would turn me into this... 619 00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:27,069 this husk! 620 00:40:27,252 --> 00:40:29,342 All I wanted to do 621 00:40:29,787 --> 00:40:32,057 was to meet that Cro-Magnon squeeze of yours, 622 00:40:32,091 --> 00:40:34,292 and lo and behold, all that remains 623 00:40:34,327 --> 00:40:37,830 is an adorable, almighty chip off the old block. 624 00:40:37,863 --> 00:40:40,499 If you so much as harmed a hair on her head... 625 00:40:43,236 --> 00:40:48,073 She enlarged those two backstabbing vermin! 626 00:40:48,288 --> 00:40:51,357 Have you ever tried talking sense to a pest 627 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:55,246 while he enjoys his very own re-enactment of a Kaiju movie? 628 00:40:55,247 --> 00:40:56,381 It is impossible! 629 00:40:56,414 --> 00:40:58,417 Shut up! Look, we need a plan. 630 00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,952 Look, we were the only people in this whole entire world 631 00:41:00,986 --> 00:41:03,256 who got Danny's SOS and followed it here. 632 00:41:03,289 --> 00:41:05,957 We're standing inside the heart of a sentient street, 633 00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:08,693 inside a magic painting with a giant-ass cockroach, 634 00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:09,937 a guy who hunts beards, and... 635 00:41:09,961 --> 00:41:12,196 And an inter-dimensional fuck-up. 636 00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:16,068 If anybody's gonna save Danny 637 00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:19,504 and the Chief's daughter, it's gonna be us. 638 00:41:19,537 --> 00:41:22,025 Fine. What's this plan? 639 00:41:27,424 --> 00:41:28,847 This way. Quickly! 640 00:41:30,348 --> 00:41:32,987 She's in the Doll Hospital, down the stairs. 641 00:41:35,319 --> 00:41:36,921 That wasn't so bad. 642 00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:39,825 Maybe the giant roach found a giant turd to chow down on 643 00:41:39,857 --> 00:41:41,359 and forgot all about us. 644 00:41:47,765 --> 00:41:49,734 It's the roach, isn't it? 645 00:41:59,036 --> 00:42:01,040 Oh, fuck my life! 646 00:42:01,939 --> 00:42:05,423 Jane, run! 647 00:42:06,069 --> 00:42:07,404 The fuck! 648 00:42:16,704 --> 00:42:18,075 Come and get it, asshole! 649 00:42:20,865 --> 00:42:23,716 Oh, shit. Oh, shit! 650 00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:30,374 No. Find my daughter. 651 00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:32,408 The Doll Hospital. Go. 652 00:42:49,528 --> 00:42:52,246 I was supposed to be the villain 653 00:42:53,498 --> 00:42:55,419 of this shitty piece. 654 00:42:57,702 --> 00:43:00,805 I was bested by a little girl, 655 00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:04,475 and thrown out of my own criminal organization 656 00:43:04,508 --> 00:43:07,513 by a rat and a roach. 657 00:43:08,546 --> 00:43:09,548 Me... 658 00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:14,053 The big bad. The black hat. 659 00:43:14,086 --> 00:43:16,493 You can't make this shit up! 660 00:43:18,212 --> 00:43:20,627 Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl told me 661 00:43:20,652 --> 00:43:22,493 to fuck my face with a weed-whacker. 662 00:43:24,428 --> 00:43:26,499 Congratulations. 663 00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:29,343 We both suck. 664 00:43:29,368 --> 00:43:31,037 That's one way to tell the story. 665 00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,537 It's the truth. 666 00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:33,921 It's the past. 667 00:43:35,056 --> 00:43:37,132 The future is still yours for the making. 668 00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:40,713 Why? What's the point? 669 00:43:41,499 --> 00:43:44,482 I know what it's like to be a nobody. 670 00:43:45,383 --> 00:43:49,155 But as bad as that felt, I'd rather be nobody than nothing. 671 00:43:49,187 --> 00:43:51,390 And that is exactly what you're going to be 672 00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:54,493 if you don't quit feeling sorry for yourself. 673 00:43:54,526 --> 00:43:55,827 You don't give a shit about me. 674 00:43:55,861 --> 00:43:58,430 You're only saying all of this to save your own tuchus. 675 00:44:00,499 --> 00:44:03,468 That is... 100% true. 676 00:44:03,502 --> 00:44:05,470 But think about it this way, 677 00:44:05,504 --> 00:44:09,374 if you give up now, your story is a forgettable, 678 00:44:09,406 --> 00:44:11,909 disappointing defeat, 679 00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:16,249 but if you take up your narration once again, 680 00:44:16,682 --> 00:44:22,887 you can turn your tale into something beloved by all, 681 00:44:22,888 --> 00:44:26,325 told and retold time after time. 682 00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:28,495 A comeback. 683 00:44:31,696 --> 00:44:33,269 What do you want me to do? 684 00:44:35,301 --> 00:44:38,537 ♪ Give me joy in my heart ♪ 685 00:44:38,569 --> 00:44:41,073 ♪ Keep me praising ♪ 686 00:44:41,106 --> 00:44:45,410 ♪ Give me joy in my heart I pray ♪ 687 00:44:45,443 --> 00:44:48,479 There he stood, 688 00:44:48,513 --> 00:44:51,422 anointed with purpose. Ezekiel! 689 00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:55,553 Born of the most Herculean and timeless of creatures. 690 00:44:55,586 --> 00:44:57,372 Father, is that you? 691 00:44:57,397 --> 00:44:58,450 No. 692 00:44:58,475 --> 00:45:01,601 Ezekiel realized that it wasn't God, it couldn't be, 693 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:04,457 because he was God all along. 694 00:45:04,482 --> 00:45:05,590 Huh? 695 00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:08,724 For who else was more powerful than the cockroach? 696 00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:11,219 Who else could survive mass extinctions, 697 00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:13,338 plagues, and nuclear explosions? 698 00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:14,506 No one! 699 00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:16,841 Only I, only Ezekiel. 700 00:45:16,874 --> 00:45:18,910 And if he wanted Armageddon, 701 00:45:18,943 --> 00:45:22,414 he would have to manifest Revelations himself! 702 00:45:22,446 --> 00:45:24,649 Yes! I am ready! 703 00:45:24,827 --> 00:45:28,130 Now was the time for the meek to inherit the Earth. 704 00:45:28,155 --> 00:45:31,192 It was time for the meek to devour it. 705 00:45:31,723 --> 00:45:32,890 Devour? 706 00:45:32,924 --> 00:45:35,462 Ugh. Three o'clock. Behind the BMW. 707 00:45:36,595 --> 00:45:40,832 Why, a God would not be sated on scraps of guano alone. 708 00:45:40,865 --> 00:45:42,801 Ezekiel had a new appetite. 709 00:45:42,834 --> 00:45:44,803 He desired to eat... 710 00:45:44,836 --> 00:45:46,604 ... the world. 711 00:45:46,638 --> 00:45:48,240 Yes! 712 00:45:48,274 --> 00:45:51,443 Now having tasted the great Cyborg, 713 00:45:51,477 --> 00:45:54,178 Ezekiel's craving for power grew. 714 00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:56,781 I am become God! 715 00:45:56,814 --> 00:45:59,017 Destroyer of worlds! 716 00:46:03,388 --> 00:46:07,993 Of all the stupid ways I expected to die, 717 00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:12,397 getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat never made the list. 718 00:46:12,430 --> 00:46:15,066 I don't know. Maybe I deserve this. 719 00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,002 I was a shitty dad and a worse husband. 720 00:46:18,035 --> 00:46:20,071 Uh, let's see, what else? 721 00:46:20,104 --> 00:46:23,309 _ 722 00:46:23,341 --> 00:46:26,636 Okay, yeah. But those two other things, they aren't that bad. 723 00:46:27,979 --> 00:46:29,816 _ 724 00:46:29,848 --> 00:46:32,383 I mean, lots of people suck at relationships and parenting. 725 00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:34,818 Doesn't mean they're sucky people, does it? 726 00:46:34,819 --> 00:46:36,286 Because if I had another chance with Clara, 727 00:46:36,287 --> 00:46:38,856 I know I'd do so much better. 728 00:46:38,890 --> 00:46:40,760 So, why shouldn't I get a second chance? 729 00:46:41,124 --> 00:46:44,128 Why do I deserve to be slowly digested by a giant fucking rodent? 730 00:46:44,129 --> 00:46:47,464 'Cause I don't think I do. I don't fucking deserve this! 731 00:46:47,499 --> 00:46:48,834 Maybe nobody does. 732 00:46:48,867 --> 00:46:51,303 I do not deserve this shit. 733 00:46:51,336 --> 00:46:54,508 I do not deserve this shit! 734 00:46:54,984 --> 00:46:58,010 I do not deserve this shit! 735 00:47:00,312 --> 00:47:02,548 Okay, you heard Vic's plan. 736 00:47:02,954 --> 00:47:06,484 You're gonna find us a way out of here. I know you are. 737 00:47:06,517 --> 00:47:08,352 Negative Spirit, release! 738 00:47:39,801 --> 00:47:40,836 Hello? 739 00:47:42,019 --> 00:47:43,089 I'm Jane. 740 00:47:44,449 --> 00:47:45,955 Niles sent me to come get you. 741 00:48:05,644 --> 00:48:07,044 Good job. 742 00:48:07,078 --> 00:48:08,481 Looks like I'm up. 743 00:48:09,915 --> 00:48:13,282 Just as soon as everyone's inside the giant cockroach. 744 00:48:13,283 --> 00:48:14,283 Rita! 745 00:48:26,298 --> 00:48:30,602 I know you better than you know yourself, Ezekiel. 746 00:48:30,635 --> 00:48:35,635 You wanna pick me up in those strong arms and devour me whole. 747 00:48:36,676 --> 00:48:39,878 Oh, God. This is gonna be worse than the donkey, isn't it? 748 00:48:47,443 --> 00:48:48,546 I get it. 749 00:48:49,313 --> 00:48:52,416 I have a friend, Baby Doll. 750 00:48:54,271 --> 00:48:55,407 She's like us. 751 00:48:56,961 --> 00:48:58,377 She gets scared too. 752 00:48:59,397 --> 00:49:01,533 And your dad used to sing her this song 753 00:49:01,566 --> 00:49:03,713 that always made her feel better. 754 00:49:05,303 --> 00:49:09,440 ♪ I'm a valiant little squirrel ♪ 755 00:49:11,276 --> 00:49:16,276 ♪ I am brave and powerful ♪ 756 00:49:16,582 --> 00:49:21,285 ♪ No, I'm not afraid of anything ♪ 757 00:49:21,319 --> 00:49:24,189 ♪ At all ♪ 758 00:49:27,191 --> 00:49:28,816 ♪ I am strong ♪ 759 00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:33,173 ♪ I am daring ♪ 760 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:39,032 ♪ It's not me that you'll be scaring ♪ 761 00:49:39,893 --> 00:49:44,893 ♪ No, I'm not afraid of anything ♪ 762 00:49:46,001 --> 00:49:48,811 ♪ At all ♪ 763 00:49:50,533 --> 00:49:52,003 Not even a hawk? 764 00:49:53,984 --> 00:49:56,237 With its loud and mighty squawk? 765 00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,025 Come, dear. 766 00:50:11,105 --> 00:50:14,126 Shall we go see what the inside of a cockroach looks like? 767 00:50:45,437 --> 00:50:48,406 Wait, wait, Cliff. What about Cliff? 768 00:50:48,439 --> 00:50:50,866 Oh, shit. Cliff. 769 00:50:50,891 --> 00:50:54,374 I do not deserve this shit! 770 00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:55,788 Ugh. Gross. 771 00:50:55,813 --> 00:50:57,148 Um, okay. 772 00:50:57,629 --> 00:50:59,179 Okay, I'm just vamping here. 773 00:51:00,151 --> 00:51:01,486 Then... 774 00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:05,319 Then Ezekiel noticed Whiskers. 775 00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:11,313 I mean, he really noticed him. 776 00:51:15,230 --> 00:51:19,301 Why, he had been so busy 777 00:51:19,738 --> 00:51:22,540 becoming the architect of the Apocalypse and all, 778 00:51:22,575 --> 00:51:25,719 that he had failed to see what was right before his eyes, 779 00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,879 but there he was. 780 00:51:26,904 --> 00:51:32,559 Ezekiel's right hand in the destruction of this loathsome world. 781 00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:35,120 Another meek and forgotten creature. 782 00:51:35,153 --> 00:51:37,455 It was as if a soul had been split in two, 783 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,949 and they were finding their way back together again. 784 00:51:39,974 --> 00:51:42,177 The yearning was palpable. 785 00:51:42,202 --> 00:51:44,204 It was intoxicating. 786 00:51:44,263 --> 00:51:48,165 _ 787 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,504 Really? Oh, Whiskers! 788 00:51:51,795 --> 00:51:53,680 It was in that moment that Ezekiel lost 789 00:51:53,704 --> 00:51:55,073 all other appetite, 790 00:51:55,106 --> 00:51:57,215 he hungered for one thing 791 00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,238 and one thing only, 792 00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,184 and that was... 793 00:52:02,214 --> 00:52:04,164 rat-a-tushie. 794 00:52:19,497 --> 00:52:21,737 Oh! Gotta make it into the cockroach. 795 00:52:21,762 --> 00:52:23,664 Gotta make it into the cockroach. 796 00:52:23,689 --> 00:52:25,336 Gotta make it into the cockroach. 797 00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:27,671 Oh, God! Oh, fuck me! 798 00:52:35,046 --> 00:52:36,570 Now knowing that his greatest fear 799 00:52:36,594 --> 00:52:38,151 was also his greatest power, 800 00:52:38,184 --> 00:52:40,668 Larry knew it was time to rip through 801 00:52:40,693 --> 00:52:42,508 this impenetrable dimension. 802 00:52:50,361 --> 00:52:53,698 All of the pieces were clicking into place. 803 00:52:53,731 --> 00:52:58,731 The story's riveting end was finally upon us. 804 00:53:01,073 --> 00:53:04,109 So, the cockroach eats them to protect them from the radiation, 805 00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:06,750 I get that. But what happens to us? 806 00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:09,981 Oh, shi... 807 00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,941 Miscreants! Dissenters! 808 00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:18,337 Did they think they could destroy me? 809 00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:21,834 Nay, the Apocalypse is my bedfellow. 810 00:53:21,961 --> 00:53:26,265 Nuclear radiation, a mere gentle kiss upon my back. 811 00:53:26,298 --> 00:53:29,801 I cannot die for I am death! 812 00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:32,655 I am the beginning, the end, the... 813 00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:45,092 Everybody okay? 814 00:53:45,117 --> 00:53:47,419 Nothing that an hour-long shower 815 00:53:47,452 --> 00:53:49,845 and a whiskey on the rocks won't fix. 816 00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:54,470 - Is that... - Yes. 817 00:53:56,079 --> 00:53:57,240 It's all right, darling. 818 00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:02,647 Everyone... 819 00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:06,270 this is my daughter, Dorothy. 820 00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:08,746 Dorothy Spinner. 821 00:54:09,256 --> 00:54:10,667 Uh, guys... 822 00:54:12,175 --> 00:54:15,747 I'm gonna suggest maybe we deal with the issue at hand here, 823 00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:18,322 and then meet the world's most powerful little girl. 824 00:54:18,347 --> 00:54:20,486 What the fuck? Are you fucking kidding me? 825 00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:22,254 Are you fucking kidding me? 826 00:54:22,287 --> 00:54:25,455 Are you fucking kidding me! 827 00:54:38,938 --> 00:54:43,938 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 57813

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