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- Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?
- [in distorted voice] Yes.
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[Mr. Nobody] Cue the recap!
Paraguay vacay made me this way.
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A harbinger of chaos brought
to make this geezer pay.
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I strung along the Dumb Patrol,
flipped the bus into a hole,
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slammed it shut. Wait, what?
Stuffed it up a donkey's butt!
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- [Cliff] Any sign of the Chief?
- We know he's alive.
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[Mr. Nobody] A team was
forged with one belief,
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to stop at nothing
and get their Chief.
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Nazi-beating,
doomsday-cheating,
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beard hair-eating,
romance-hating,
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punk to skunk, robot chunk,
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flashback dancing with a hunk,
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gator-baiting,
half chub-dating,
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sliming through
a metal grating,
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death cult all around,
Jane survived the Underground,
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Ant Farm, Larry harmed,
delivering justice with a swarm.
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- No!
- [Mr. Nobody] Father-doting,
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hand-exploding, pain obscured
through secret coding.
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Growing close
with each endeavor,
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finally they came together.
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- [all moaning loudly]
- [Mr. Nobody] But I grew bored
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with this game of chase
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and trapped them inside
the white space.
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Backed their leader
against the wall,
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forcing him to spill it all.
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I was responsible
for everything
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that has happened
to each of you.
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[Mr. Nobody] This is
the best timeline ever!
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Why?
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I needed you.
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I wanted...
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what you have.
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Immortality.
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[Cliff] What?
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I wanted to...
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I needed to...
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[Cliff] Motherfucker!
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[crying]
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[Niles] I'm so sorry.
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[Jane laughing]
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Liar.
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You lied to Jane.
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You lied to all of us.
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[yelling]
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Please let them go.
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What do you take me for, Niles?
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This was never about them.
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Making Silly Putty
out of their fragile,
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fractured brains,
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well, that...
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that was all just
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extra-curricular.
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Consider them
abandoned conquests.
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Their future is their own now.
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God, I wonder what
they'll do with it. Hmm?
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What does a family do
when they realize
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they're no family at all?
They're just rats
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in neighboring cages.
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They're just petri dishes
on the same shelf.
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You know,
I huffed and I puffed,
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but it was you all along,
wasn't it, Niles?
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You destroyed them!
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Just like you destroyed
Eric Morden.
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So you've had your revenge.
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What now?
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[laughing] Why,
sky's the limit, old friend.
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I'm going to conduct a parade,
I'm gonna guest-host The View,
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I'm gonna become
the next Bachelor!
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The world is a golden oyster
for me now.
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But for you,
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Niles Caulder,
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I envision a story
that's a little different.
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I've been waiting decades
to ask you this.
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How does it feel
to be a nobody?
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[laughing maniacally]
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[man on PA] Security to
Containment Block Seven.
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All security to
Containment Block Seven.
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- Good morning, Joshua.
- Bureau astronomers have
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confirmed your calculations.
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Next week's X-15 test flight
is our clearest shot yet
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to intercept the space anomaly.
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- [Niles] Very good then.
- Meaning, after we knock
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this pilot from the sky...
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His name is
Larry Trainor by the way,
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Captain Larry Trainor,
wife, two kids.
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...after we expose him
to unknown space matter,
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after we potentially burn
and radiate him
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beyond the known limits
of human capacity,
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then we're gonna
hand him over to Forsythe
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and his animals? For what?
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And Forsythe will
grow bored with his new toy,
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and then he'll be ours.
Hopefully forever.
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The Immortus Project
is working.
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Rita Farr has shown
zero signs of aging since 1955.
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We already have
a perfectly good test subject.
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Now we'll have two.
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Where's the line, Niles?
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'Cause I can't see it anymore.
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The only thing that should
trouble you, Joshua,
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is the alternative.
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Except I don't know
what the alternative is.
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The only way I sleep
at night is because...
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you tell me nothing.
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You're right.
And you're welcome.
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[groaning]
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Oh, God. [sniffles]
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[Rita humming]
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- Good morning, Larry.
- [Larry] Apparently it is.
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[Rita continues humming]
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I've been looking forward
to this day all semester.
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My students are finally
performing their scene studies,
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and I can't wait
to see how they utilize
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the techniques
that I've taught them.
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[hums] I suspect I'll be
handing out a lot of A's.
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- [Rita hums]
- Uh-huh.
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It feels so good to give back
to the community.
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We should've
done this ages ago.
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- What?
- Move on.
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Six months ago we learned
our lives had been destroyed
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by a madman.
Excuse me if it takes
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more than a moment
to get back my sea legs.
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When we moved into this place,
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we made a promise
to each other.
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- I know, but...
- No more hiding.
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I know.
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- I'm trying.
- Mmm.
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[sighs] Okay.
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What do you think?
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You wanna try
for 20 seconds this time?
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- [stopwatch ticking]
- [breathes deeply]
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Negative Spirit, release!
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[groans]
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[breathing heavily] Huh.
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[sighs] There you go, buddy.
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We can do this.
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We can do this.
We can...
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Hit the bricks, sister.
We're... we're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle.
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I know you better
than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up
in those [laughs] strong arms.
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Cut. Cut. [clears throat]
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Jagger, Esme,
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you failed
to move your audience.
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We didn't feel it
because you didn't feel it.
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Mmm? Let me show
what it looks like
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when you really connect
to your character.
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[Rita clears throat]
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And... action!
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Hit the bricks, sister.
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We're done. Finito.
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You don't mean that, Kyle. Hmm?
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I know you
better than you know yourself.
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You wanna pick me up
in these strong arms
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and devour me whole.
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And scene.
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And that, children, [chuckles]
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is what serious dedication
to your craft gets you.
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Being a shitty high school
drama teacher?
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- Wow. Dare to dream.
- [students laughing]
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It's scary not to excel
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at something we aspire
to do, isn't it, Esme?
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[Esme]
I'm not excelling?
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I can't think
of anything sadder
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than some washed-up never-was
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who gets their jollies off
out-acting a bunch of teenagers
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who only took this class
for the easy A.
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[students laughing]
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["Shake Your Booty"
playing on TV]
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[humming]
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Larry!
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Hurry up! You're missing
the booty song.
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[Niles] Do either of you two
want to buy Marvin Gardens?
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Honestly,
I could use the cash.
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Hmm. Larry! This is
absolutely unacceptable!
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1976 is ending,
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and you're stalling
like some truculent schoolboy.
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[gasps]
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[Niles chuckles]
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Uh, now, I believe
it's your turn.
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[Larry] Ugh, I look ridiculous.
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- No.
- [Rita laughing]
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Now, then, Rita,
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that's not fair.
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[both laughing]
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- Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up.
- [doorbell ringing]
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- [Rita exclaims]
- All right. Keep playing.
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And don't cheat.
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- He's talking to you.
- [Larry] Uh-huh.
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- [door closes]
- [footsteps approaching]
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Forsythe.
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What the hell
are you doing here?
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Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder.
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And a happy New Year's Eve.
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You need to leave.
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Oh.
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I'm afraid the matter at hand
is rather urgent.
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What is it?
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You know,
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when the brass told me in '68
I'd be losing Captain Trainor
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to your Immortus Initiative,
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I have to say,
I couldn't have imagined
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his new assignment would
be quite so...
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cozy.
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Mmm. Well, you have
your methods, I have mine.
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The work we do here
is just as essential.
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Yes.
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- I can see that now.
- [music continues playing]
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What is that song?
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My daughter likes that one.
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Cut the bullshit, Agent.
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What's that?
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Well, I believe
you once called it
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the "unrelenting,
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uncompromising pursuit
of truth."
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Your signature is
required, Doctor.
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Our investigators
have identified
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your next test subject.
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What are you talking about?
I... I never...
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That request was made
over a decade ago.
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And now we've found her.
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Hispanic female,
multiple personality disorder.
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By all accounts,
a real wildcat.
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I think you'll agree
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she fits perfectly the profile
you asked us to find.
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[groaning]
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- [bell ringing]
- [students chattering]
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Jane.
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- Did you know?
- About what?
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About what that sadistic fuck
did to us, you fucking...
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[Jane gasps]
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No, no, no.
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He promised! [crying loudly]
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- Jane.
- [wailing]
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Jane.
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Hey, it's okay.
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[distorted]
He was going to cage us here.
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Cage us like the rest of them.
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Wasn't he?
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Singing caged birdies
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with pretty feathers
for the master to pluck!
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- [breathing heavily]
- It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Just tell me. Please.
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I knew.
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I can give you
the spiel, but...
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the truth is, I was blind.
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Willfully blind.
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You need to make it go away.
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- I know it's difficult...
- You don't know.
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I keep having this dream.
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I find a wound on my chest.
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This old wound
that's scabbed over.
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And I know
I shouldn't touch it,
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but I keep reaching for it,
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and I can't help but scratch.
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And the wound gets bigger
and bigger
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00:16:10,307 --> 00:16:15,258
until there's
nothing of me left.
258
00:16:19,049 --> 00:16:21,485
There's a drug.
259
00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:24,288
An opiate.
260
00:16:24,322 --> 00:16:26,756
For meta-human powers.
261
00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:29,059
Niles created it.
262
00:16:29,092 --> 00:16:32,897
Gave it to me
for safe keeping,
263
00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:34,899
so he wouldn't be tempted.
264
00:16:34,932 --> 00:16:37,331
[keypad beeping]
265
00:16:44,075 --> 00:16:46,845
It's not a fix or a cure.
266
00:16:46,878 --> 00:16:49,046
It calms the noise,
it makes it more manageable,
267
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,917
but it doesn't discriminate.
268
00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:55,852
Jane, it quiets everything.
269
00:16:55,885 --> 00:16:59,289
The good and the bad.
270
00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:02,159
In order to use it safely,
271
00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:04,194
we'd have to stick
to a strict regimen.
272
00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:09,228
I have to monitor
your dosage, vitals...
273
00:18:19,135 --> 00:18:21,071
I'm sorry, Kay.
274
00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,106
It's okay.
275
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:26,140
It feels better now.
276
00:18:45,262 --> 00:18:47,512
[Niles sobbing]
277
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,069
- [Elinore] Niles?
- Huh?
278
00:18:53,104 --> 00:18:55,653
Elinore? Elinore.
279
00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:03,114
Thank you for coming.
280
00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:05,450
This...
281
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:08,385
He's my last research subject.
282
00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:12,655
He was a race car driver.
283
00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:15,058
Father.
284
00:19:15,092 --> 00:19:19,262
Husband.
285
00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:22,596
I'm afraid all that...
286
00:19:24,568 --> 00:19:29,568
This is hitting me
the hardest of all.
287
00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:34,944
The crash was supposed
to be on the racetrack.
288
00:19:34,979 --> 00:19:37,582
No one else was to get hurt.
289
00:19:37,615 --> 00:19:41,085
No one what? What does that
mean, he was "supposed to"?
290
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:43,621
How would you know...
291
00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:45,388
that a man is
supposed to crash?
292
00:19:45,423 --> 00:19:48,492
It's all gone too far.
293
00:19:48,526 --> 00:19:50,259
It's all gone too far, Elinore.
294
00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:52,229
I used to think
I had no alternative.
295
00:19:52,262 --> 00:19:56,032
That there wasn't
an alternative, but it's...
296
00:19:56,067 --> 00:20:00,837
gone too far.
297
00:20:00,871 --> 00:20:02,070
Niles...
298
00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,582
I love you...
299
00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:14,117
as a mentor and a friend.
300
00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,353
And you are scaring
301
00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:18,221
the ever-loving fuck
out of me right now.
302
00:20:18,256 --> 00:20:22,859
I need to tell you something.
303
00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:26,196
And I need you to promise
304
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:30,334
when it's finished
305
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:35,018
that you'll still be my friend.
306
00:20:37,442 --> 00:20:39,175
[Elinore sighs]
307
00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,911
[cook] Cliff! Your order's up.
308
00:20:41,912 --> 00:20:42,912
Yo!
309
00:20:55,259 --> 00:20:57,358
[horn honking]
310
00:21:34,365 --> 00:21:39,015
[indistinct announcement on PA]
311
00:21:56,921 --> 00:22:00,223
[Niles] You know how much
I cared for Elinore.
312
00:22:00,257 --> 00:22:03,294
She would have
wanted it this way.
313
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:06,596
For Victor to survive.
314
00:22:06,631 --> 00:22:10,667
There's some comfort in that.
315
00:22:10,701 --> 00:22:13,336
[Silas] Cold comfort.
316
00:22:13,371 --> 00:22:14,971
But thank you.
317
00:22:15,005 --> 00:22:16,641
[Niles] If I may...
318
00:22:16,673 --> 00:22:19,509
one piece of advice.
319
00:22:19,544 --> 00:22:21,645
If there's one thing
I've learned from my research,
320
00:22:21,679 --> 00:22:24,382
Victor is going
to need special care.
321
00:22:24,414 --> 00:22:26,584
No offense,
322
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:28,720
but we are not talking
323
00:22:28,752 --> 00:22:32,490
about homeschooling
my son's recovery here.
324
00:22:32,522 --> 00:22:33,857
S.T.A.R. Labs has it covered.
325
00:22:33,892 --> 00:22:37,929
I'm not talking
about technology or facilities.
326
00:22:37,961 --> 00:22:42,333
There's a holistic component
to be considered.
327
00:22:42,365 --> 00:22:45,670
Patience. Empathy.
328
00:22:45,702 --> 00:22:47,605
And I'm not capable
of giving it.
329
00:22:47,637 --> 00:22:49,306
Is that what you're saying?
330
00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:53,539
No, I'm... I just suggest...
331
00:22:55,011 --> 00:22:56,814
You might be surprised
332
00:22:56,847 --> 00:23:01,847
just how much of a tonic
compassion can be.
333
00:23:03,054 --> 00:23:05,721
And exactly who do you think
you're fooling here?
334
00:23:05,722 --> 00:23:10,528
Hmm? You talk
about compassion? Empathy?
335
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,778
Like you invented it?
336
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:17,086
I'm...
337
00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:20,570
I was her husband.
338
00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:24,075
And you don't think
she told me what you did?
339
00:23:24,108 --> 00:23:29,717
You think you have any standing
to lecture me about family?
340
00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:33,416
I just put
my son back together.
341
00:23:33,451 --> 00:23:35,019
My son!
342
00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:37,788
And you think that
you and I are the same?
343
00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:41,358
You think what you did...
344
00:23:41,392 --> 00:23:44,394
and what I did are the same?
345
00:23:44,428 --> 00:23:47,095
This wasn't some experiment.
346
00:23:47,096 --> 00:23:49,333
I turned my...
347
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:53,671
sweet, affable, athletic,
348
00:23:53,704 --> 00:23:57,540
charming, delicious boy
349
00:23:57,541 --> 00:24:01,077
into a freak of nature.
350
00:24:01,111 --> 00:24:04,749
I did it out of love.
351
00:24:04,781 --> 00:24:07,351
Why the hell
did you do it, Niles?
352
00:24:07,384 --> 00:24:09,353
To those people?
353
00:24:09,386 --> 00:24:14,057
You speak to me
about compassion?
354
00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:16,626
Don't ever.
355
00:24:16,661 --> 00:24:18,911
Don't you dare.
356
00:24:28,471 --> 00:24:30,122
[screaming]
357
00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:40,451
[screaming continues]
358
00:24:40,483 --> 00:24:42,185
[Vic] Who are you?
359
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,788
[man] Me?
360
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:47,990
I'm you. [cackles]
361
00:24:48,025 --> 00:24:50,961
[screaming]
362
00:24:50,993 --> 00:24:52,344
[panting]
363
00:24:57,233 --> 00:24:59,569
[phone ringing]
364
00:24:59,604 --> 00:25:01,439
Hey, Dad.
365
00:25:01,471 --> 00:25:04,141
[Silas] You okay, son?
366
00:25:04,173 --> 00:25:06,044
Fine. Um...
367
00:25:06,076 --> 00:25:08,179
Just been up all night
working that bitcoin ring.
368
00:25:08,212 --> 00:25:10,999
Well, you know,
if that cybercrime is
369
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,817
too dry for you, you can always
go back out into the field.
370
00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,287
My time's better spent
taking down
371
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:18,355
international money launderers
than two-bit purse-snatchers.
372
00:25:18,388 --> 00:25:22,326
- Don't you think?
- Um, of course.
373
00:25:22,358 --> 00:25:24,127
Either way,
374
00:25:24,161 --> 00:25:25,896
I'm proud of you.
375
00:25:25,930 --> 00:25:27,897
I hope you know that.
376
00:25:27,931 --> 00:25:29,400
Sure.
377
00:25:29,432 --> 00:25:31,234
Look, I gotta get back to it.
378
00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:34,171
[hangs up]
379
00:25:34,203 --> 00:25:35,554
[panting]
380
00:25:44,148 --> 00:25:46,150
- [dance music playing]
- [blowing]
381
00:25:46,182 --> 00:25:48,951
[laughing]
382
00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:51,321
[blowing]
383
00:25:51,355 --> 00:25:54,125
[laughing]
384
00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:56,661
Is there any sweeter feeling
than revenge?
385
00:25:56,693 --> 00:25:57,862
[chuckles]
386
00:25:57,894 --> 00:26:00,897
That's an excellent question,
Whoopi, and...
387
00:26:00,932 --> 00:26:02,598
I don't think that there is.
388
00:26:02,599 --> 00:26:04,233
And the only thing
that I'm more sure of
389
00:26:04,234 --> 00:26:07,104
is that it will never, ever,
ever go away!
390
00:26:07,136 --> 00:26:08,636
[groaning]
391
00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:17,548
"A convoluted, meandering plot
that ends in a whimper.
392
00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,883
An impotent villain
393
00:26:18,915 --> 00:26:23,487
with a cliche approach
to revenge"!
394
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,490
You know what, he's right.
395
00:26:27,525 --> 00:26:30,294
He's totally right!
396
00:26:30,326 --> 00:26:32,630
He's... he's totally right.
397
00:26:32,663 --> 00:26:34,731
[Ezekiel] At long last,
I have found you!
398
00:26:34,766 --> 00:26:38,036
[Mr. Nobody yelping] No!
399
00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:41,505
[Ezekiel] Be still, you fudger!
Be still, I say!
400
00:26:41,538 --> 00:26:43,641
Did you just call me
a "fudger"?
401
00:26:43,673 --> 00:26:46,778
Silence, recreant!
For this is my time.
402
00:26:46,810 --> 00:26:48,246
I have waited centuries
403
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,681
for the rapture foretold
in the scripture.
404
00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,916
Twice you have
brought us to its brink,
405
00:26:52,951 --> 00:26:54,585
and twice you have failed.
406
00:26:54,618 --> 00:26:56,686
Explain yourself!
I demand it!
407
00:26:56,721 --> 00:26:59,057
Well, I was going
for more of a personal tale
408
00:26:59,089 --> 00:27:01,459
of vengeance and betrayal.
You know...
409
00:27:01,491 --> 00:27:03,526
emotional stakes.
410
00:27:03,527 --> 00:27:06,029
Real premium cable shit.
411
00:27:06,064 --> 00:27:08,265
[Ezekiel] So, you're not
an agent of the Lord?
412
00:27:08,298 --> 00:27:09,933
No, there is no God.
413
00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:14,071
If there was, I wouldn't be
so devoid of purpose.
414
00:27:14,105 --> 00:27:15,772
[Ezekiel] Oh,
a crisis of faith!
415
00:27:15,807 --> 00:27:17,942
This is why
Father has led me to you,
416
00:27:17,976 --> 00:27:20,678
to set you back
on the path to His glory!
417
00:27:20,711 --> 00:27:24,516
Path to glory?
Oh, I like the sound of that.
418
00:27:24,548 --> 00:27:27,718
- [Ezekiel] To His glory.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
419
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,653
To glory.
420
00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:32,990
Oh, but it's no use!
421
00:27:33,023 --> 00:27:36,394
I have already completed
my life's masterwork
422
00:27:36,428 --> 00:27:40,832
by turning everyone Niles
Caulder loves against him.
423
00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:45,635
There isn't a person alive
that he can call friend.
424
00:27:45,670 --> 00:27:48,605
No man, no woman...
425
00:27:48,638 --> 00:27:51,275
Woman.
426
00:27:51,307 --> 00:27:54,612
[muttering]
427
00:27:54,644 --> 00:27:56,446
[fast-forwarding]
428
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,449
I want the truth.
429
00:27:58,481 --> 00:27:59,717
Where is she?
430
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,318
[grunts]
431
00:28:01,353 --> 00:28:05,656
It seems as though I left
some vengeance on the table.
432
00:28:05,691 --> 00:28:08,992
I really gotta amp things up this
time, really make a show of force!
433
00:28:09,027 --> 00:28:10,394
[Ezekiel] You need guys?
434
00:28:10,428 --> 00:28:13,297
I know a rat who spent
an entire afternoon
435
00:28:13,298 --> 00:28:17,701
exacting revenge on the robot
who killed his mother.
436
00:28:17,734 --> 00:28:19,703
[Mr. Nobody] Admiral Whiskers?
437
00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:23,673
I love that guy.
438
00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:24,875
[squeaking]
439
00:28:24,909 --> 00:28:26,109
[chuckles]
440
00:28:26,144 --> 00:28:29,079
This is a splendid start.
Who else?
441
00:28:29,113 --> 00:28:30,681
[Ezekiel] Hmm. You know what?
442
00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:33,750
Let's start small. A trinity.
443
00:28:33,784 --> 00:28:36,386
Hmm. Hmm, I like it.
444
00:28:36,420 --> 00:28:38,490
I like it. A menage-a-us.
445
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:42,660
And we shall call ourselves The
Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals!
446
00:28:42,692 --> 00:28:44,061
[Ezekiel] Hosanna!
447
00:28:44,095 --> 00:28:45,262
[Admiral Whiskers squeaking]
448
00:28:45,296 --> 00:28:50,268
Yes. It is tight,
Admiral Whiskers.
449
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:55,101
Yes! And vengeance
will be mine!
450
00:28:55,772 --> 00:28:58,041
Again. For real this time.
451
00:28:58,076 --> 00:29:02,445
And when we get
Niles Caulder... again,
452
00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,815
the world will be ours!
453
00:29:04,848 --> 00:29:07,651
[laughing]
454
00:29:07,684 --> 00:29:10,386
[Ezekiel] Then
we shall destroy it!
455
00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:13,257
Maybe.
456
00:29:13,289 --> 00:29:15,526
If there's time.
457
00:29:15,558 --> 00:29:19,308
[all laughing maniacally]
458
00:29:27,837 --> 00:29:28,887
[yawns]
459
00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:34,478
[sighs]
460
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:39,282
[whistling cheerful tune]
461
00:29:39,316 --> 00:29:41,751
Morning, dear.
462
00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:44,488
- [sighs]
- We hit 20 seconds yesterday.
463
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,923
At least, I think we did.
464
00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:49,826
I passed out at some point.
But it felt longer.
465
00:29:49,859 --> 00:29:52,762
Bully for you.
466
00:29:52,797 --> 00:29:56,433
Rough day at school?
467
00:29:56,468 --> 00:30:01,468
I was emotionally assassinated
by a 13-year-old girl.
468
00:30:03,941 --> 00:30:06,211
I'm not even sure
what we're doing here, Larry.
469
00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:09,346
We're doing exactly what we
were doing back at the manor,
470
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:10,382
just getting by.
471
00:30:10,414 --> 00:30:13,451
That's not enough for me.
Not anymore.
472
00:30:13,484 --> 00:30:17,521
There has to be more
to life than just this.
473
00:30:17,556 --> 00:30:19,957
[disembodied voice]
♪ We'll be singing ♪
474
00:30:19,990 --> 00:30:22,593
♪ When we're winning ♪
475
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:24,127
♪ We'll be singing... ♪
476
00:30:24,162 --> 00:30:27,030
- Neighbors?
- Moved last week.
477
00:30:27,065 --> 00:30:30,701
♪ We'll be singing ♪
478
00:30:30,736 --> 00:30:33,971
♪ We'll be singing
When we're winning ♪
479
00:30:34,005 --> 00:30:37,607
Do you think Old Man Arnold
can hear it?
480
00:30:37,641 --> 00:30:39,109
Hear what?
481
00:30:39,143 --> 00:30:41,878
Nothing!
Have a nice day now.
482
00:30:41,913 --> 00:30:43,847
[Old Man Arnold]
Eat shit, ginger!
483
00:30:43,881 --> 00:30:45,215
♪ You'll be singing... ♪
484
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:48,619
- [Larry] Disembodied singing.
- [Rita] Never a good sign.
485
00:30:48,653 --> 00:30:53,490
Although, we could follow it.
See where it leads.
486
00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:56,027
It's not like
we have much to lose.
487
00:30:56,059 --> 00:30:57,394
No, just our lives.
488
00:30:57,429 --> 00:30:59,663
But, hey, we're living
on stolen time anyway,
489
00:30:59,698 --> 00:31:03,333
so why not take it for granted and dive
headlong into shark-infested waters
490
00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:05,134
that will undoubtedly
lead us back to the man
491
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,938
who permanently disfigured us
492
00:31:06,971 --> 00:31:09,140
and lied to us
about it for decades?
493
00:31:09,173 --> 00:31:13,111
We're the ones who
don't get involved. Remember?
494
00:31:13,144 --> 00:31:15,479
♪ We'll be singing... ♪
495
00:31:15,511 --> 00:31:18,048
No more hiding.
496
00:31:18,082 --> 00:31:20,384
♪ We'll be singing ♪
497
00:31:20,416 --> 00:31:22,416
[Larry sighs]
498
00:31:22,452 --> 00:31:24,702
[faint singing]
499
00:31:32,663 --> 00:31:36,000
[Kay giggles]
500
00:31:36,032 --> 00:31:39,368
[Jane] Kay...
501
00:31:39,403 --> 00:31:40,404
Stay here.
502
00:31:40,438 --> 00:31:43,907
[man] Sweet, sweet baby...
Baby...
503
00:31:43,941 --> 00:31:45,276
Who's there?
504
00:31:45,309 --> 00:31:48,412
[Jane] No, Kay. Don't forget.
505
00:31:48,444 --> 00:31:50,213
You can't forget.
506
00:31:50,248 --> 00:31:52,048
I'll get her, Jane.
507
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,931
Don't worry.
508
00:31:55,586 --> 00:31:56,354
Kay...
509
00:31:56,355 --> 00:31:57,520
[Hammerhead] Come here, monkey.
510
00:31:57,521 --> 00:32:00,724
[man] Sweet, sweet baby...
Baby...
511
00:32:00,759 --> 00:32:03,726
[Secretary] I know you think
this is how it has to be,
512
00:32:03,727 --> 00:32:06,096
but this isn't healing, Jane.
513
00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:11,130
Forgetting and hiding
isn't healing.
514
00:32:11,935 --> 00:32:16,305
You have to go up.
515
00:32:16,306 --> 00:32:20,111
I can't.
516
00:32:20,144 --> 00:32:22,980
We're safer here.
517
00:32:23,013 --> 00:32:25,950
We're happy, aren't we?
518
00:32:25,982 --> 00:32:27,151
[gasps]
519
00:32:27,184 --> 00:32:29,819
["I Get Knocked Down" playing]
520
00:32:29,820 --> 00:32:31,622
♪ And you're never gonna
Keep me down ♪
521
00:32:31,623 --> 00:32:34,325
♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
522
00:32:34,358 --> 00:32:36,660
♪ And you're never gonna
Keep me down ♪
523
00:32:36,693 --> 00:32:37,894
[Jane] What the fuck!
524
00:32:37,928 --> 00:32:39,130
[Cliff yelps]
525
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:43,962
- Uh... Hi. Uh...
- What the fuck?
526
00:32:44,602 --> 00:32:48,705
You're the one who's been bringing
me cold food this whole time?
527
00:32:48,739 --> 00:32:50,074
For months?
528
00:32:50,106 --> 00:32:52,711
Um...
529
00:32:52,743 --> 00:32:55,213
Well, yeah, when I'm not busy.
I'm busy a lot, you know.
530
00:32:55,247 --> 00:32:58,682
There just happens to be a food truck
where I'm busy most, and I, um...
531
00:32:58,717 --> 00:33:01,251
I mean, it's not like
I could eat any of it.
532
00:33:01,285 --> 00:33:03,488
- Thanks.
- [music continues playing]
533
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,022
[Cliff]
Might be a little soggy.
534
00:33:06,057 --> 00:33:08,226
I tripped.
Manhole just came out of...
535
00:33:08,259 --> 00:33:10,161
Do you hear that music too?
536
00:33:10,193 --> 00:33:12,762
All morning.
537
00:33:12,796 --> 00:33:15,567
You, uh...
538
00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:18,035
You wanna go fuck up
whoever's playing it?
539
00:33:18,068 --> 00:33:19,903
Fuck, yeah!
540
00:33:19,936 --> 00:33:22,272
♪ ...but I get up again ♪
541
00:33:22,307 --> 00:33:24,240
["I Get Knocked Down"
continues playing]
542
00:33:24,241 --> 00:33:25,742
♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
543
00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:27,479
♪ And you're never gonna
Keep me down ♪
544
00:33:27,511 --> 00:33:30,447
♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
545
00:33:30,448 --> 00:33:34,152
♪ And you're never gonna
Keep me down ♪
546
00:33:34,184 --> 00:33:38,923
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
547
00:33:38,955 --> 00:33:42,027
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
548
00:33:42,059 --> 00:33:44,528
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
549
00:33:44,561 --> 00:33:46,730
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
550
00:33:46,765 --> 00:33:49,099
♪ He sings the songs that
Remind him of the good times ♪
551
00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:51,602
[Cliff] So, my timing
might be shit here,
552
00:33:51,603 --> 00:33:55,239
but I, for one, am grateful
a disembodied Chumbawamba
553
00:33:55,272 --> 00:33:57,842
has brought us
all back together.
554
00:33:57,875 --> 00:34:00,211
[Larry groans]
555
00:34:00,243 --> 00:34:04,950
♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
556
00:34:04,982 --> 00:34:07,718
♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
557
00:34:07,719 --> 00:34:09,621
♪ And you're never gonna
Keep me down ♪
558
00:34:09,653 --> 00:34:12,356
♪ I get knocked down
But I get up again ♪
559
00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:14,257
♪ And you're never gonna
Keep me down ♪
560
00:34:14,291 --> 00:34:15,959
♪ I get knocked down... ♪
561
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,697
Can I just say there better be
a good fucking reason why we're here?
562
00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:23,001
And it better be
to turn off that fucking song.
563
00:34:23,034 --> 00:34:25,579
- [Cliff lowers volume]
- Because honestly, I'd rather stick sharks in my vagina
564
00:34:25,603 --> 00:34:27,605
than be in the same
zip code as you.
565
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:31,842
It's Mr. Nobody.
He's kidnapped Danny.
566
00:34:31,876 --> 00:34:36,146
- So, rescue Danny.
- I can't.
567
00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:38,730
I need your help.
568
00:34:50,293 --> 00:34:54,798
A long time ago,
I had a daughter.
569
00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:58,936
She's extraordinary
and everything to me,
570
00:34:58,969 --> 00:35:02,072
and I'm afraid...
571
00:35:02,106 --> 00:35:06,456
she is a danger to all of us.
572
00:35:07,644 --> 00:35:11,614
All I ever wanted was to live
one day longer than she did,
573
00:35:11,648 --> 00:35:13,884
to protect her.
574
00:35:13,918 --> 00:35:17,621
To protect others.
575
00:35:17,655 --> 00:35:22,655
That's why I created
each one of you.
576
00:35:24,795 --> 00:35:27,132
[sighs]
577
00:35:27,164 --> 00:35:32,164
I need to study any means possible
of extending my own life.
578
00:35:34,371 --> 00:35:39,110
So, we were lab rats.
Just like Mr. Nobody said.
579
00:35:39,143 --> 00:35:43,014
Yes, at first.
I can't deny that.
580
00:35:43,047 --> 00:35:47,684
[Larry] Okay, I'm sorry,
but invoking your daughter now,
581
00:35:47,717 --> 00:35:49,085
it's fucking evil.
582
00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:50,288
It's the truth.
583
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,590
I hid her for years on Danny,
584
00:35:52,623 --> 00:35:57,623
who graciously accepted
to be her caretaker.
585
00:35:57,699 --> 00:35:59,862
Somehow,
586
00:35:59,896 --> 00:36:02,431
Mr. Nobody
587
00:36:02,432 --> 00:36:04,335
has found out about her,
588
00:36:04,367 --> 00:36:09,367
and he's trapped them both
inside this painting.
589
00:36:11,007 --> 00:36:15,079
Please.
590
00:36:15,112 --> 00:36:18,349
She's all I've got left.
591
00:36:18,382 --> 00:36:21,686
Tell you what. I'll help you
with your daughter
592
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:25,289
as soon as you
invent a time machine
593
00:36:25,322 --> 00:36:29,360
that gets me back the 30 years
I lost with mine.
594
00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:34,099
Till then, fuck you forever!
595
00:36:34,132 --> 00:36:37,500
And Danny? You're just gonna
turn your back on them?
596
00:36:37,501 --> 00:36:39,002
Even though
they had no part in this?
597
00:36:39,003 --> 00:36:43,039
I'm sorry, what part of "fuck
you forever" was in Hebrew?
598
00:36:43,074 --> 00:36:45,577
I'll do it.
599
00:36:45,610 --> 00:36:48,246
For Danny.
Even your daughter.
600
00:36:48,278 --> 00:36:49,980
[gasps]
601
00:36:50,014 --> 00:36:52,182
Not for you.
602
00:36:52,215 --> 00:36:54,585
[Cliff] Wait!
You're doing this?
603
00:36:54,619 --> 00:36:57,320
Niles Caulder, you're an awful,
604
00:36:57,355 --> 00:37:01,760
vermin-infested,
garbage... person.
605
00:37:01,793 --> 00:37:05,329
But so help me, I'm going
into that painting too.
606
00:37:05,362 --> 00:37:07,664
I was terrible
as a human being,
607
00:37:07,699 --> 00:37:12,070
and even worse
as an acting teacher.
608
00:37:12,103 --> 00:37:16,440
The only time I don't feel
like a complete asshole
609
00:37:16,474 --> 00:37:19,811
is when I'm dealing with...
610
00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:23,614
whatever you would
call this foolishness.
611
00:37:23,646 --> 00:37:25,248
Larry.
612
00:37:25,282 --> 00:37:27,750
[Larry] Does my opinion
even matter?
613
00:37:27,751 --> 00:37:28,954
Cliff.
614
00:37:28,987 --> 00:37:31,921
Great! Now I'm the fucking
asshole who's a fucking asshole
615
00:37:31,922 --> 00:37:33,624
if I don't walk
into the fucking painting.
616
00:37:33,625 --> 00:37:35,899
Of course I'm gonna fucking
walk into the fucking painting,
617
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,924
because, let's be honest,
618
00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:40,163
who the fuck else is enough of a fucking
asshole to walk into a fucking painting?
619
00:37:40,164 --> 00:37:42,599
Let's go!
620
00:37:42,634 --> 00:37:46,704
Okay, so get into
the painting... somehow,
621
00:37:46,737 --> 00:37:49,172
and then rescue Danny
and your daughter somehow.
622
00:37:49,206 --> 00:37:50,842
Getting in is gonna be
the easy part.
623
00:37:50,875 --> 00:37:52,844
It's the getting out
that's gonna be tricky.
624
00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:54,746
[Larry] Why?
What do we have to do?
625
00:37:54,778 --> 00:37:57,780
I don't know. That's why
it's gonna be tricky.
626
00:37:57,815 --> 00:38:00,585
[Larry] Ah. Okay.
627
00:38:00,617 --> 00:38:02,019
["I Get Knocked Down" playing]
628
00:38:02,052 --> 00:38:04,489
So, what do we do?
Just stare at this thing?
629
00:38:04,521 --> 00:38:06,891
Keep staring. Keep staring.
630
00:38:06,925 --> 00:38:11,925
["I Get Knocked Down"
continues playing]
631
00:38:14,565 --> 00:38:16,300
Where is everyone?
632
00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:18,402
[electronic beep]
633
00:38:18,436 --> 00:38:22,005
[Cliff] Danny, you okay?
What's going...
634
00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:25,789
Uh, can't see. All right.
635
00:38:31,248 --> 00:38:33,050
Danny, what about her?
636
00:38:33,083 --> 00:38:34,485
She safe?
637
00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:36,497
- [electronic beep]
- [heavy footsteps approaching]
638
00:38:36,521 --> 00:38:38,170
Uh... Guys?
639
00:38:47,297 --> 00:38:51,402
What the hell is that?
640
00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:54,204
[Ezekiel] Now comes
your reckoning!
641
00:38:54,237 --> 00:38:55,606
Oh, God.
642
00:38:55,639 --> 00:38:59,076
[Ezekiel] Behold!
I am His right hand.
643
00:38:59,108 --> 00:39:02,313
His scythe! Use me, Father!
644
00:39:02,346 --> 00:39:07,217
I am your disciple,
your fifth horseman!
645
00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:08,550
Take cover!
646
00:39:11,688 --> 00:39:14,190
[Mr. Nobody] Shit! Shit!
647
00:39:14,224 --> 00:39:15,458
Shit!
648
00:39:15,492 --> 00:39:20,492
Shit! Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
649
00:39:20,898 --> 00:39:24,235
[crying] ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
650
00:39:24,268 --> 00:39:26,269
♪ Danny boy ♪
651
00:39:26,302 --> 00:39:28,405
I'm so sorry, Danny boy!
652
00:39:28,438 --> 00:39:30,708
Oh, my God.
Danny was right. You came.
653
00:39:30,742 --> 00:39:32,676
I'm so happy to see you guys.
654
00:39:32,677 --> 00:39:34,243
- Man, what the hell are you doing?
- [grunts]
655
00:39:34,244 --> 00:39:35,746
[rumbling]
656
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:38,648
I fucked up. I fucked up.
657
00:39:38,682 --> 00:39:42,119
I fucked up so hard.
658
00:39:42,152 --> 00:39:44,554
I was happy here, you know.
659
00:39:44,588 --> 00:39:47,759
This guy shows up,
Mr. Nobody, offering me
660
00:39:47,791 --> 00:39:52,128
bags of Lincoln,
da Vinci, ZZ Top.
661
00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:55,666
Their beards tasted so good.
662
00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:59,336
And I told him...
663
00:39:59,369 --> 00:40:01,505
I told him everything.
[crying]
664
00:40:01,539 --> 00:40:06,344
You sold her out.
665
00:40:06,376 --> 00:40:08,027
[cork pops]
666
00:40:15,353 --> 00:40:16,951
What did you do?
667
00:40:16,952 --> 00:40:18,389
What did I do?
668
00:40:18,422 --> 00:40:21,960
I mean, sure, I trapped Danny
in this goddamn painting
669
00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:25,962
before realizing that
it would turn me into this...
670
00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:27,197
this husk!
671
00:40:27,231 --> 00:40:29,733
All I wanted to do
672
00:40:29,766 --> 00:40:32,036
was to meet that Cro-Magnon
squeeze of yours,
673
00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:34,271
and lo and behold,
all that remains
674
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:37,809
is an adorable, almighty
chip off the old block.
675
00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:40,478
If you so much as harmed
a hair on her head...
676
00:40:40,510 --> 00:40:43,181
[rumbling]
677
00:40:43,215 --> 00:40:48,052
She enlarged those two
backstabbing vermin!
678
00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:50,989
Have you ever tried
talking sense to a pest
679
00:40:51,021 --> 00:40:55,225
while he enjoys his very own
re-enactment of a Kaiju movie?
680
00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:56,360
It is impossible!
681
00:40:56,393 --> 00:40:58,396
Shut up!
Look, we need a plan.
682
00:40:58,429 --> 00:41:00,931
Look, we were the only people
in this whole entire world
683
00:41:00,965 --> 00:41:03,235
who got Danny's SOS
and followed it here.
684
00:41:03,268 --> 00:41:05,936
We're standing inside the heart
of a sentient street,
685
00:41:05,969 --> 00:41:08,672
inside a magic painting
with a giant-ass cockroach,
686
00:41:08,706 --> 00:41:09,907
a guy who hunts beards, and...
687
00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:12,175
And an inter-dimensional
fuck-up.
688
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,978
[rumbling]
689
00:41:14,012 --> 00:41:16,047
- [burps]
- [Cyborg] If anybody's gonna save Danny
690
00:41:16,081 --> 00:41:19,483
and the Chief's daughter,
it's gonna be us.
691
00:41:19,516 --> 00:41:22,967
Fine. What's this plan?
692
00:41:27,458 --> 00:41:30,295
[Niles] This way. Quickly!
693
00:41:30,327 --> 00:41:35,266
She's in the Doll Hospital,
down the stairs.
694
00:41:35,298 --> 00:41:36,900
[Cliff] That wasn't so bad.
695
00:41:36,934 --> 00:41:39,804
Maybe the giant roach
found a giant turd to chow down on
696
00:41:39,836 --> 00:41:43,074
and forgot all about us.
697
00:41:43,108 --> 00:41:47,711
- [growling]
- [heavy footsteps approaching]
698
00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:49,713
It's the roach, isn't it?
699
00:41:49,746 --> 00:41:52,746
[growling continues]
700
00:41:56,454 --> 00:41:59,123
[sniffing]
701
00:41:59,155 --> 00:42:02,159
Oh, fuck my life!
702
00:42:02,192 --> 00:42:06,297
Jane, run! [screaming]
703
00:42:06,329 --> 00:42:07,664
The fuck!
704
00:42:07,697 --> 00:42:09,567
[Ezekiel roaring]
705
00:42:09,599 --> 00:42:12,000
[Niles grunting]
706
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,811
Come and get it, asshole!
707
00:42:20,844 --> 00:42:23,695
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
708
00:42:27,784 --> 00:42:30,353
No. Find my daughter.
709
00:42:30,387 --> 00:42:33,686
The Doll Hospital. Go.
710
00:42:35,693 --> 00:42:37,193
[grunting]
711
00:42:46,170 --> 00:42:49,472
[rumbling]
712
00:42:49,507 --> 00:42:53,409
I was supposed
to be the villain
713
00:42:53,443 --> 00:42:57,648
of this shitty piece.
714
00:42:57,681 --> 00:43:00,784
I was bested by a little girl,
715
00:43:00,818 --> 00:43:04,454
and thrown out of my own
criminal organization
716
00:43:04,487 --> 00:43:08,492
by a rat and a roach.
717
00:43:08,525 --> 00:43:11,327
Me...
718
00:43:11,362 --> 00:43:14,032
The big bad. The black hat.
719
00:43:14,065 --> 00:43:17,835
You can't make this shit up!
720
00:43:17,869 --> 00:43:22,472
Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl told me
to fuck my face with a weed-whacker.
721
00:43:22,505 --> 00:43:24,375
- [laughing]
- [rumbling]
722
00:43:24,407 --> 00:43:27,378
Congratulations.
723
00:43:27,411 --> 00:43:29,480
We both suck.
724
00:43:29,512 --> 00:43:31,181
That's one way
to tell the story.
725
00:43:31,215 --> 00:43:32,516
It's the truth.
726
00:43:32,550 --> 00:43:34,885
It's the past.
727
00:43:34,918 --> 00:43:38,521
The future is still yours
for the making.
728
00:43:38,556 --> 00:43:41,592
Why? What's the point?
729
00:43:41,626 --> 00:43:45,329
I know what it's like
to be a nobody.
730
00:43:45,362 --> 00:43:49,134
But as bad as that felt,
I'd rather be nobody than nothing.
731
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:51,369
And that is exactly
what you're going to be
732
00:43:51,402 --> 00:43:54,472
if you don't quit
feeling sorry for yourself.
733
00:43:54,505 --> 00:43:55,806
You don't give a shit about me.
734
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,409
You're only saying all of this
to save your own tuchus.
735
00:43:58,442 --> 00:44:00,443
[rumbling]
736
00:44:00,478 --> 00:44:03,447
That is... 100% true.
737
00:44:03,481 --> 00:44:05,449
But think about it this way,
738
00:44:05,483 --> 00:44:09,353
if you give up now,
your story is a forgettable,
739
00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:13,291
disappointing defeat,
740
00:44:13,324 --> 00:44:16,628
but if you take up
your narration once again,
741
00:44:16,661 --> 00:44:22,866
you can turn your tale into
[inhales] something beloved by all,
742
00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:27,304
told and retold
time after time.
743
00:44:27,338 --> 00:44:31,674
A comeback.
744
00:44:31,675 --> 00:44:35,246
What do you want me to do?
745
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,516
[Ezekiel]
♪ Give me joy in my heart ♪
746
00:44:38,548 --> 00:44:41,052
♪ Keep me praising ♪
747
00:44:41,085 --> 00:44:45,389
♪ Give me joy in my heart
I pray ♪
748
00:44:45,422 --> 00:44:48,458
[Mr. Nobody clears throat]
There he stood,
749
00:44:48,492 --> 00:44:51,929
anointed with purpose. Ezekiel!
750
00:44:51,963 --> 00:44:55,532
Born of the most Herculean
and timeless of creatures.
751
00:44:55,565 --> 00:44:57,467
[Ezekiel] Father, is that you?
752
00:44:57,501 --> 00:44:58,603
[Mr. Nobody] No.
753
00:44:58,637 --> 00:45:01,572
Ezekiel realized that
it wasn't God, it couldn't be,
754
00:45:01,605 --> 00:45:04,576
because he was God all along.
755
00:45:04,608 --> 00:45:08,679
- [Ezekiel] Huh?
- For who else was more powerful than the cockroach?
756
00:45:08,713 --> 00:45:13,317
Who else could survive mass extinctions,
plagues, and nuclear explosions?
757
00:45:13,349 --> 00:45:14,485
[Ezekiel] No one!
758
00:45:14,518 --> 00:45:16,820
Only I, only Ezekiel.
759
00:45:16,853 --> 00:45:18,889
[Mr. Nobody]
And if he wanted Armageddon,
760
00:45:18,922 --> 00:45:22,393
he would have to manifest
Revelations himself!
761
00:45:22,425 --> 00:45:24,628
Yes! I am ready!
762
00:45:24,663 --> 00:45:27,898
[Mr. Nobody] Now was the time
for the meek to inherit the Earth.
763
00:45:27,931 --> 00:45:31,668
It was time
for the meek to devour it.
764
00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:32,869
Devour?
765
00:45:32,903 --> 00:45:36,541
[Mr. Nobody] Ugh. Three o'clock.
Behind the BMW.
766
00:45:36,574 --> 00:45:40,811
Why, a god would not be sated
on scraps of guano alone.
767
00:45:40,844 --> 00:45:42,780
Ezekiel had a new appetite.
768
00:45:42,813 --> 00:45:44,782
- He desired to eat...
- [yelps]
769
00:45:44,815 --> 00:45:46,583
- ...the world.
- [Cyborg screaming]
770
00:45:46,617 --> 00:45:48,219
[Ezekiel] Yes!
771
00:45:48,253 --> 00:45:51,422
[Mr. Nobody] Now having tasted
the great Cyborg,
772
00:45:51,456 --> 00:45:54,157
Ezekiel's craving
for power grew.
773
00:45:54,192 --> 00:45:56,760
[Ezekiel] I am become God!
774
00:45:56,793 --> 00:45:58,996
Destroyer of worlds!
775
00:45:59,030 --> 00:46:03,333
[Ezekiel cackling]
776
00:46:03,367 --> 00:46:07,972
[Cliff] Of all the stupid ways
I expected to die,
777
00:46:08,005 --> 00:46:12,376
getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat
never made the list.
778
00:46:12,409 --> 00:46:15,045
I don't know.
Maybe I deserve this.
779
00:46:15,079 --> 00:46:17,981
I was a shitty dad
and a worse husband.
780
00:46:18,014 --> 00:46:20,050
- Uh, let's see, what else?
- [rumbling]
781
00:46:20,083 --> 00:46:23,288
[Admiral Whiskers squeaking]
782
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,891
Okay, yeah. But those two other
things, they aren't that bad.
783
00:46:26,923 --> 00:46:27,925
[rumbling]
784
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:29,795
[Admiral Whiskers squeaking]
785
00:46:29,827 --> 00:46:32,362
I mean, lots of people suck at
relationships and parenting.
786
00:46:32,396 --> 00:46:34,797
Doesn't mean
they're sucky people, does it?
787
00:46:34,798 --> 00:46:36,265
Because if I had
another chance with Clara,
788
00:46:36,266 --> 00:46:38,835
I know I'd do so much better.
789
00:46:38,869 --> 00:46:40,739
So, why shouldn't I get
a second chance?
790
00:46:40,771 --> 00:46:44,107
Why do I deserve to be slowly
digested by a giant fucking rodent?
791
00:46:44,108 --> 00:46:47,443
'Cause I don't think I do.
I don't fucking deserve this!
792
00:46:47,478 --> 00:46:48,813
Maybe nobody does.
793
00:46:48,846 --> 00:46:51,282
- I do not deserve this shit.
- [rumbling]
794
00:46:51,315 --> 00:46:54,719
I do not deserve this shit!
795
00:46:54,751 --> 00:46:57,989
I do not deserve this shit!
796
00:46:58,021 --> 00:47:00,257
[Admiral Whiskers sniffing]
797
00:47:00,291 --> 00:47:02,527
[Larry] Okay,
you heard Vic's plan.
798
00:47:02,561 --> 00:47:06,463
You're gonna find us a way
out of here. I know you are.
799
00:47:06,496 --> 00:47:08,331
Negative Spirit, release!
800
00:47:08,364 --> 00:47:09,864
[groaning]
801
00:47:21,045 --> 00:47:23,894
[breathing heavily]
802
00:47:28,753 --> 00:47:32,422
[Dorothy sobbing]
803
00:47:32,456 --> 00:47:35,155
[doorknob rattles]
804
00:47:39,530 --> 00:47:41,965
Hello?
805
00:47:41,998 --> 00:47:44,168
I'm Jane.
806
00:47:44,202 --> 00:47:46,871
Niles sent me to come get you.
807
00:47:46,903 --> 00:47:48,554
[loud bang]
808
00:48:03,554 --> 00:48:05,588
[grunts]
809
00:48:05,623 --> 00:48:07,023
Good job.
810
00:48:07,057 --> 00:48:09,860
Looks like I'm up.
811
00:48:09,894 --> 00:48:13,261
Just as soon as everyone's
inside the giant cockroach.
812
00:48:13,262 --> 00:48:14,262
Rita!
813
00:48:24,775 --> 00:48:26,244
[breathes deeply]
814
00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:30,581
I know you better than
you know yourself, Ezekiel.
815
00:48:30,614 --> 00:48:35,614
You wanna pick me up in those
strong arms and devour me whole.
816
00:48:36,655 --> 00:48:40,757
Oh, God. This is gonna be worse
than the donkey, isn't it?
817
00:48:40,791 --> 00:48:43,190
[Rita screaming]
818
00:48:47,563 --> 00:48:49,166
[Jane] I get it.
819
00:48:49,199 --> 00:48:53,250
I have a friend, Baby Doll.
820
00:48:54,471 --> 00:48:56,907
She's like us.
821
00:48:56,940 --> 00:48:59,344
She gets scared too.
822
00:48:59,376 --> 00:49:01,512
And your dad used
to sing her this song
823
00:49:01,545 --> 00:49:05,248
that always
made her feel better.
824
00:49:05,282 --> 00:49:10,282
♪ I'm a valiant
Little squirrel ♪
825
00:49:11,255 --> 00:49:16,255
♪ I am brave and powerful ♪
826
00:49:16,561 --> 00:49:21,264
♪ No, I'm not afraid
Of anything ♪
827
00:49:21,298 --> 00:49:24,168
♪ At all ♪
828
00:49:24,202 --> 00:49:27,137
[door opens]
829
00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:31,208
♪ I am strong ♪
830
00:49:31,242 --> 00:49:35,480
♪ I am daring ♪
831
00:49:35,512 --> 00:49:39,684
♪ It's not me
That you'll be scaring ♪
832
00:49:39,717 --> 00:49:44,717
♪ No, I'm not afraid
Of anything ♪
833
00:49:46,090 --> 00:49:50,626
♪ At all ♪
834
00:49:50,661 --> 00:49:53,931
[Niles] Not even a hawk?
835
00:49:53,963 --> 00:49:58,764
With its loud
and mighty squawk?
836
00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:04,590
Come, dear.
837
00:50:11,016 --> 00:50:16,016
Shall we go see what the inside
of a cockroach looks like?
838
00:50:45,416 --> 00:50:48,385
Wait, wait, Cliff.
What about Cliff?
839
00:50:48,418 --> 00:50:50,954
[Mr. Nobody] Oh, shit. Cliff.
840
00:50:50,987 --> 00:50:54,590
I do not deserve this shit!
841
00:50:54,625 --> 00:50:55,826
Ugh. Gross.
842
00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:57,795
[Mr. Nobody] Um, okay.
843
00:50:57,827 --> 00:51:00,097
Okay, I'm just vamping here.
844
00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:01,465
Then... [clears throat]
845
00:51:01,498 --> 00:51:05,998
Then Ezekiel
noticed Whiskers.
846
00:51:06,903 --> 00:51:11,403
I mean, he really noticed him.
847
00:51:14,244 --> 00:51:15,278
[rumbling]
848
00:51:15,313 --> 00:51:19,684
Why, he had been so busy
849
00:51:19,717 --> 00:51:22,519
becoming the architect
of the Apocalypse and all,
850
00:51:22,554 --> 00:51:25,698
that he had failed to see
what was right before his eyes,
851
00:51:25,699 --> 00:51:27,158
but there he was.
852
00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:32,562
Ezekiel's right hand in the
destruction of this loathsome world.
853
00:51:32,563 --> 00:51:35,099
Another meek
and forgotten creature.
854
00:51:35,132 --> 00:51:37,434
It was as if a soul
had been split in two,
855
00:51:37,467 --> 00:51:39,936
and they were finding their way
back together again.
856
00:51:39,969 --> 00:51:42,172
The yearning was palpable.
857
00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,208
It was intoxicating.
858
00:51:44,242 --> 00:51:48,144
[Admiral Whiskers squeaking]
859
00:51:48,179 --> 00:51:51,483
[Ezekiel] Really? Oh, Whiskers!
860
00:51:51,516 --> 00:51:55,052
[Mr. Nobody] It was in that moment
that Ezekiel lost all other appetite,
861
00:51:55,085 --> 00:51:57,855
he hungered for one thing
862
00:51:57,887 --> 00:51:59,923
and one thing only,
863
00:51:59,956 --> 00:52:02,159
and that was...
864
00:52:02,193 --> 00:52:04,143
rat-a-tushie.
865
00:52:10,134 --> 00:52:12,233
[both moaning]
866
00:52:19,476 --> 00:52:21,378
[Cliff] Oh! Gotta make it
into the cockroach.
867
00:52:21,411 --> 00:52:23,313
Gotta make it
into the cockroach.
868
00:52:23,347 --> 00:52:25,315
Gotta make it
into the cockroach.
869
00:52:25,349 --> 00:52:27,650
Oh, God! Oh, fuck me!
870
00:52:27,684 --> 00:52:29,333
[screaming]
871
00:52:35,025 --> 00:52:38,130
[Mr. Nobody] Now knowing that his greatest
fear was also his greatest power,
872
00:52:38,163 --> 00:52:43,163
Larry knew it was time to rip through
this impenetrable dimension.
873
00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:53,677
All of the pieces
were clicking into place.
874
00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:58,710
The story's riveting end
was finally upon us.
875
00:53:01,052 --> 00:53:04,088
So, the cockroach eats them to
protect them from the radiation,
876
00:53:04,121 --> 00:53:08,925
I get that.
But what happens to us?
877
00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:09,960
Oh, shi...
878
00:53:09,994 --> 00:53:13,364
[explosion]
879
00:53:13,396 --> 00:53:16,099
[Ezekiel] Miscreants!
Dissenters!
880
00:53:16,132 --> 00:53:18,503
Did they think
they could destroy me?
881
00:53:18,536 --> 00:53:21,907
Nay, the Apocalypse
is my bedfellow.
882
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:26,244
Nuclear radiation, a mere
gentle kiss upon my back.
883
00:53:26,277 --> 00:53:29,780
I cannot die for I am death!
884
00:53:29,813 --> 00:53:32,516
I am the beginning,
the end, the...
885
00:53:32,550 --> 00:53:35,250
[Ezekiel groaning]
886
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,994
[both gasp]
887
00:53:44,027 --> 00:53:45,228
[Cyborg] Everybody okay?
888
00:53:45,262 --> 00:53:47,398
Nothing that
an hour-long shower
889
00:53:47,431 --> 00:53:52,431
and a whiskey
on the rocks won't fix.
890
00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:56,172
- Is that...
- [Niles] Yes.
891
00:53:56,206 --> 00:53:59,806
It's all right, darling.
892
00:54:01,711 --> 00:54:04,014
Everyone...
893
00:54:04,047 --> 00:54:07,784
this is my daughter, Dorothy.
894
00:54:07,818 --> 00:54:09,420
Dorothy Spinner.
895
00:54:09,454 --> 00:54:12,023
[Larry] Uh, guys...
896
00:54:12,056 --> 00:54:15,726
I'm gonna suggest maybe we deal
with the issue at hand here,
897
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,963
and then meet the world's
most powerful little girl.
898
00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,465
[Cliff] What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?
899
00:54:20,498 --> 00:54:22,233
Are you fucking kidding me?
900
00:54:22,266 --> 00:54:25,434
Are you fucking kidding me!
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