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Guys! I have a great
idea for a prank.
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Before Holt comes in
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I'm gonna put ink on the podium
where he puts his hands.
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I don't think
he'll fall for that.
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- I did!
- How?
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I haven't even
opened this yet.
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I guess it's unrelated.
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Captain Holt hates pranks.
This is gonna backfire, man.
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Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down.
I'll...
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move his podium
a foot to the left.
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What?
He'll be so angry.
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- Okay, five inches.
- Five?
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- Three?
- Three?
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- One?
- One?
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All right.
I'll move it a half inch.
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Fine.
It's your funeral.
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Oh my god.
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Worst prank ever.
So stupid.
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Holt's not even
going to notice.
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Good morning.
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You guys...
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The podium, it's...
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Ha.
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You're crazy!
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How did you pull this off?
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*BROOKLYN NINE-NINE*
Season 06 Episode 17
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Episode Title:
"Sicko"
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Synchronized by srjanapala
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Yes, Kevin, they moved it
a full half inch.
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I'll tell you
the entire story tonight.
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I love you as well.
Goodbye.
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Oh, that was a fun
several moments.
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So, there's been
a series of homicides.
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Three victims, all young men,
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each murdered
in their own fashion.
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A serial killer?
How'd they do it?
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Strangled? Mangled?
Hung, i.e. dangled?
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Their bodies
were disfigured.
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I.e. "mangled."
Continue.
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Our killer
cut the victims open
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and ripped out their hearts.
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Now, before
I assign this case...
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- Five dollars!
- What?
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I'm bidding for it.
I want this so badly.
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- That's not how we...
- $20.
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Just to make this interesting.
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- $100 for Jake to have it!
- I was going to assign
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the case to you and Peralta
but perhaps I should
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give it to Diaz instead.
$200!
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It's not about
the money, Boyle!
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Commissioner Kelly
is breathing down my neck.
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I need this case handled
professionally and maturely.
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Name one time
I haven't acted professionally.
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You're holding a juice box.
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It stops me
from spilling my juice!
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Look, we can handle this, sir.
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Do we joke around sometimes?
Yes, but when it's time
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to buckle down,
we're seasoned professionals.
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That's why they call us
the Spice Boys.
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They don't
and they won't.
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Sir, I swear,
give us a chance.
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We can get this guy.
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Fine.
Case goes to the Spice Boys.
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- Please don't call us that.
- Too late.
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Spice Boy train
has left the station.
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Toot toot!
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Hey, hey, check it out.
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It's my lieutenant
start paperwork!
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It's gonna be so weird
not calling you Sarge anymore.
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Maybe I'll go by Loot.
"Morning, Loot!"
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"Loot over here."
"Let's invite Loot!"
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What do you think?
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I bet you're
excited about
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the raise that comes
with your promotion.
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Well, Terry doesn't like
to talk about money, but, uh...
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Cha-ching!
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Now I can pay for Showtime.
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Find out who or what
"SMILF" is!
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You know, some people say,
"Mo money, mo problems,"
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but those people are idiots.
Money's amazing.
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Wait, what?
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This says there's
not enough money
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in the Nine-Nine's budget
for my raise!
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What does that mean?
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They're going to
transfer me!
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Now, I know
what you're thinking.
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Where'd dem guts go?
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Uh, yeah.
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This guy needs a dentist,
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because he's got
a big ol' cavity.
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I love that.
I'm stealing it.
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You cannot steal
what is a gift.
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Thank you.
Okay, so whoever did this,
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they weren't careful
with the organs.
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They just sorta grabbed
whatever and yanked.
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Title of your sex tape.
Oh, that's just something
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we say back at the Nine-Nine.
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Interesting, 'cause around
here sex tape is what
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we call the adhesive you use
to reattach a severed penis.
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Oh, I'll have to
pick some of that up.
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- Why?
- Anyway...
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most of the killer's incisions
are very sloppy but then once
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he gets to the heart
they become very careful.
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I mean, look at the vena cava.
That's a clean cut.
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Game recognize game.
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Hmm. I like your style,
Doctor Cox.
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Gentlemen!
The Commissioner would like
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a status update on the case.
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Oh, come on Ray.
You make it sound like
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- I'm puttin' the screws to ya.
- No, I just popped in
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to say if you don't
solve these murders immediately
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there's gonna be some
serious consequences.
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I'm just messin' with ya!
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Listen, you know what would
help you catch this guy?
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I just launched a new app,
HotClues.
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Are you familiar with it?
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The one that
allows civilians
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to submit anonymous tips
directly to the NYPD?
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Yes, I'm familiar with...
HotClues.
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Great!
You know, it's actually
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helped us solve 17 cases,
so I think we should ask
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for the public's help
with this one.
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No, study after study has
shown that soliciting
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anonymous tips results in false
leads and wrongful convictions.
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Hmm.
Tell me how you really feel.
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- I did.
- And I loved it! Such passion!
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But I think HotClues
could help us here.
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No, we will solve
this case the proper way
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with actual police work
conducted by the two best
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- detectives in the NYPD.
- Captain!
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Well, I certainly hope
your methods work.
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For the sake
of your careers.
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Bye now.
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Oof! Now that guy's
gonna need some sex tape.
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'Cause someone's
gonna cut his penis off.
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We are vibing!
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So...
I found out where
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they're transferring me.
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And, you know, I'm feeling
pretty good about it.
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Oh! Somewhere nice?
Upper West Side?
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No, even better.
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Staten Island!
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Good one, Loot.
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- Where you really going?
- No, I'm serious. Staten!
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Wait, they're transferring
you out of New York?
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It's part of the City!
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- Is it, though?
- Hey, Staten Island is great.
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It's got parks,
loads of bike paths,
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tons of up and coming
restaurants...
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I mean...
easy access to New Jersey!
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You're lying.
Your right pec is popping
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all over the place.
We all know that's your tell.
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Of course I'm lying!
It's Staten Island!
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The precinct
is the One-Two-Two.
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How the hell am I supposed
to chant One-Two-Two?
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One-Two-Two!
One-Two-Two!
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I sound like a damn
choo-choo train!
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Detectives, how's the case?
Any breakthroughs?
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Uh, well, we're still
in the early stages.
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Do you have a suspect
or DNA evidence?
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Oh my god.
I wish.
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Look, we need to solve
this to prove to that idiot
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John Kelly, how inane
and useless his little app is.
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Oh dip.
I see what's going on.
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- Holt is feeling petty.
- I'm not being petty.
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I can assure you my feelings
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about John Kelly
are purely professional.
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Are they?
Because every time his name
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is brought up in our group text
thread you immediately send
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back a super catty GIF
of some lady
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from "The Durrells in Corfu"
rolling her eyes.
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That's Louisa Durrell,
exasperated by
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the pace of life on Corfu!
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Wait, the group
text thread is back?
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- No.
- We misspoke.
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- Yeah.
- Look, if you can't solve
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this case I'll reassign
it to someone who can.
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Wait, no, no, no, no, no!
I have an idea.
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We need to get
into the mind of a sicko.
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And the only way to do that is
with the help of another sicko.
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Jake!
It's so good to see you!
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Come give me a hug,
I'm not going to eat you!
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Also, don't hug me
'cause I will try to eat you.
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This is such a surprise!
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I haven't seen you
since I transferred here.
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How's Amy?
She's great!
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We're married
and she's a Sergeant now.
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- Wow!
- Yeah! How's everything here?
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You know, same old same old.
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Guess who's here? Herman.
Herman!
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Always playing Yahtzee,
knew everybody's name.
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- Worshipped Satan.
- Did he?
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He never mentioned that.
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- He wouldn't shut up about it.
- It is exhausting.
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Well, I'm Charles.
I'm Jake's best friend.
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Charles, he's serving three
life sentences.
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No need to flex.
So Caleb, we're tracking
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a serial killer
and I was thinking
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you could help us
get inside his head.
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Just because I ate humans
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doesn't mean that
I'm inhuman, Jake.
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Caleb, come on.
That's not what I meant.
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I'm just kidding.
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I'm probably friends
with the guy online.
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What's his deal?
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Well, he's been
murdering young men
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and cutting out their hearts.
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Ew.
What?
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I would never eat a heart.
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I stick to the normal stuff.
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Butts and thighs.
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One time I ate a foot,
but it was nasty.
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- Yeah, I can see that.
- You know what?
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There was some weird guy
on the forum recently.
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- The forum?
- Yeah, it's a chat room
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for people who like to talk
about eating human beings
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but definitely won't act on it.
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Wink.
Yeah, it's hosted on...
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- Reddit.
- Obviously.
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Anyways, he showed up from out
of nowhere asking questions
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- bout cutting out hearts.
- Really?
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Do you know
anything else about him?
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I'd never seen him
on there before
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but you could check the logs.
I'll approve you.
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- I'm an admin.
- Ah.
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Oh, you might want to switch
to incognito mode.
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Otherwise your targeted ads will
be pretty cannibal-specific.
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Ah, good to know.
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Well, it was good
to see you, Caleb.
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Send me that info.
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Hey Terry, you okay?
You skipped all your lunches.
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I'm going through the budget
to see if there's any way
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we could save enough money
for me to stay here.
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- You find anything yet?
- Yeah, we could
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switch to generic printer ink,
cut down on custodial services,
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and stop buying
office birthday cakes.
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- Over my dead body!
- It's just an idea.
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- Well, take it off the table!
- Damn, Scully, fine.
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We could stop paying
for an exterminator.
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It's pointless.
We all have guns.
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Who am I kidding?
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We'll never save enough
to keep me at the Nine-Nine.
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You're right.
The only way to free up
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that money
is if you fire someone.
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What? I can't just fire
someone without cause.
246
00:08:08,185 --> 00:08:10,100
Come on.
We all know there's a bunch of
247
00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:11,276
dead weight around here.
248
00:08:11,364 --> 00:08:13,975
Sloppy paperwork,
penmanship fails,
249
00:08:14,071 --> 00:08:16,219
phone etiquette that
makes me want to barf.
250
00:08:16,307 --> 00:08:17,612
Let's axe a dud!
251
00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,932
Damn, Amy.
I am loving this shade on you.
252
00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:21,621
But Loot's right.
We can't just fire somebody.
253
00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:24,805
That said, you could
"inspire" somebody to quit.
254
00:08:24,893 --> 00:08:27,070
For example, Broadway Brian.
255
00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:29,436
Yes!
Broadway Brian, of course!
256
00:08:29,524 --> 00:08:31,091
Who the hell
is Broadway Brian?
257
00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:32,414
Brian in records.
258
00:08:32,502 --> 00:08:34,951
He's always talking about
what a great singer he is
259
00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,363
and how his dream
is to be in musicals.
260
00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,727
You just need to convince him
to go for his dream.
261
00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,922
Oh, I don't know.
That feels underhanded.
262
00:08:42,010 --> 00:08:44,030
It's never underhanded to help
somebody follow their dream.
263
00:08:44,117 --> 00:08:45,251
Yesterday,
I was watching "Ellen,"
264
00:08:45,338 --> 00:08:46,759
and she had this woman on
who wanted to be a chef,
265
00:08:46,846 --> 00:08:48,626
but she didn't have any taste
buds, so she quit her job,
266
00:08:48,713 --> 00:08:50,111
hired her best friend
to be her taste tester.
267
00:08:50,198 --> 00:08:51,606
And now they have the best taco
truck in Lansing.
268
00:08:51,693 --> 00:08:53,217
It was inspiration ♪♪♪♪.
269
00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:54,444
Yeah.
270
00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,453
I'd just be helping him
follow his dream!
271
00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:58,108
I'd be doing him a favor!
272
00:08:58,196 --> 00:09:01,649
I'm going to inspire Brian's
ass right out of this office!
273
00:09:01,737 --> 00:09:02,999
For him, not me.
274
00:09:03,087 --> 00:09:05,125
Dreams, and whatnot, you know.
275
00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:07,289
Detectives,
Commissioner Kelly is back
276
00:09:07,432 --> 00:09:09,086
and he found his way here
on his own
277
00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,500
without any tips
from the public.
278
00:09:10,588 --> 00:09:12,631
- How impressive is that?
- Well, thank you, Raymond.
279
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:13,982
I just happened to be
in the neighborhood.
280
00:09:14,069 --> 00:09:15,872
Thought I'd check
on your progress.
281
00:09:16,333 --> 00:09:18,005
Um, we have a solid lead.
282
00:09:18,093 --> 00:09:19,325
Suspicious online behavior
283
00:09:19,413 --> 00:09:21,661
from someone using the name
Jamburger77.
284
00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:23,467
There's only one person
in the tri-state area
285
00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:25,450
with that surname...
Eileen Jamburger.
286
00:09:25,544 --> 00:09:28,547
101 years old, and immediately
racist on the phone.
287
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:29,912
She is not a suspect
at this time.
288
00:09:29,999 --> 00:09:32,294
But the user did make
one non-cannibal post.
289
00:09:32,382 --> 00:09:35,708
A negative review of the
headroom in a 2006 Saturn lon.
290
00:09:35,796 --> 00:09:37,035
Real creep car.
291
00:09:37,123 --> 00:09:39,434
So, we pulled records
on every 2006 lon in the city
292
00:09:39,522 --> 00:09:40,958
and we're following up
on them now.
293
00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:42,310
Well, I'll be.
294
00:09:42,398 --> 00:09:44,228
That's some nice police work,
Peralta.
295
00:09:44,316 --> 00:09:45,747
- And Charles.
- I especially like how
296
00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:47,473
you found evidence,
followed up on it,
297
00:09:47,561 --> 00:09:49,302
and it's lead you closer
to a solve.
298
00:09:49,871 --> 00:09:51,656
No, I agree, Peralta.
It's excellent work.
299
00:09:51,743 --> 00:09:53,266
You must've hated
saying that.
300
00:09:53,353 --> 00:09:54,971
No, I didn't.
I like giving compliments.
301
00:09:55,059 --> 00:09:57,841
You have a nice deep voice.
It is very commanding.
302
00:09:57,929 --> 00:10:00,671
Cut the crap, John.
You're furious!
303
00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:02,416
And everyone can tell!
304
00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:05,538
See?
Very commanding.
305
00:10:05,626 --> 00:10:08,549
So, I know Raymond has
some issues with HotClues,
306
00:10:08,637 --> 00:10:10,509
but we did put
the call out on the app
307
00:10:10,597 --> 00:10:12,729
and got a very promising tip.
308
00:10:12,817 --> 00:10:14,645
Look, we're not going
against our Captain.
309
00:10:14,733 --> 00:10:18,389
So this guy says
he saw someone covered in blood
310
00:10:18,477 --> 00:10:20,131
getting out of a Saturn lon.
311
00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:21,742
But you don't need that tip
312
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:25,667
because you are among the
best detectives in the NYPD!
313
00:10:27,034 --> 00:10:29,221
You're right,
we don't need that tip!
314
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,018
But seriously,
send us that tip.
315
00:10:32,075 --> 00:10:33,250
We need it.
316
00:10:33,346 --> 00:10:35,011
Hey, Brian!
What are you up to?
317
00:10:35,099 --> 00:10:36,840
Typing in numbers
into a computer.
318
00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,567
Like I always do endlessly
for 40-60 hours a week.
319
00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:40,691
Well, when you love
what you do,
320
00:10:40,778 --> 00:10:42,362
you don't work
a day in your life!
321
00:10:42,450 --> 00:10:45,120
Unless, do you not love
sad data entry?
322
00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:46,906
Well,
my passion is performing.
323
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,120
I do musical theater.
324
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,971
- It's the hardest form of acting.
- I agree!
325
00:10:50,058 --> 00:10:52,408
I am always saying,
if you're not singing,
326
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,190
- you're not acting.
- Right!
327
00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:55,776
It's probably hard
to audition
328
00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,500
because you're always here,
right?
329
00:10:57,612 --> 00:11:00,741
Yes! I had to pass up a chance
to read for "Seussical."
330
00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:02,468
You know Brian,
this makes me think
331
00:11:02,556 --> 00:11:03,818
of something I saw on "Ellen."
332
00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:06,474
There was this lady,
she wanted to be a cook,
333
00:11:06,929 --> 00:11:08,405
but her tongue
was all messed up,
334
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:11,429
and she had this friend
who didn't even have a tongue...
335
00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:12,788
I mean, she did,
336
00:11:12,928 --> 00:11:16,686
and now they own a taco truck
in Lansing!
337
00:11:16,789 --> 00:11:17,780
Huh?
338
00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:19,174
Follow your dreams, man!
339
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,654
You gotta follow your dreams.
340
00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:22,624
Find your taco truck!
341
00:11:23,062 --> 00:11:25,452
Wow.
Thank you.
342
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,368
That gives me
a lot to think about.
343
00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:28,900
So what did you
come down here for?
344
00:11:29,014 --> 00:11:33,454
Oh, uh, I had to borrow...
345
00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:34,804
the water cooler!
346
00:11:34,892 --> 00:11:36,763
All right.
Thanks, Brian.
347
00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:38,529
Think about what I said.
348
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:41,446
So, the tipster saw
the Saturn parked out back
349
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,639
and the woman at the desk said
350
00:11:42,726 --> 00:11:44,336
it belongs to the man
in room 203.
351
00:11:44,424 --> 00:11:46,708
One "Larry Bird."
Obvious fake name.
352
00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:49,073
Or is it so insane that
there's no way it's fake?
353
00:11:49,161 --> 00:11:50,225
If you're trying not
to draw attention,
354
00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:51,866
why not go with something
like "John Smith?"
355
00:11:51,953 --> 00:11:53,040
From "Pocahontas"?
356
00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:55,440
Uh, yeah.
Way to fly under the radar.
357
00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:57,854
Excuse me, is there ice yet?
358
00:11:57,942 --> 00:11:59,580
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't work here.
359
00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:00,426
I'm a police officer.
360
00:12:00,514 --> 00:12:02,394
Well, then I'd like
to lodge a formal complaint.
361
00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:03,917
There hasn't been ice here
for days
362
00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:05,834
and everyone knows
my wine coolers are supposed
363
00:12:05,921 --> 00:12:07,324
- to be served chilled.
- You're an adult.
364
00:12:07,411 --> 00:12:08,692
Why are you
drinking wine coolers?
365
00:12:08,779 --> 00:12:10,346
- Because I'm on vacation.
- Okay.
366
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:12,484
Well, I'll mention the ice.
367
00:12:12,572 --> 00:12:13,941
Thanks.
Pig.
368
00:12:14,029 --> 00:12:15,466
Okay.
369
00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:19,090
Oh, it's Holt.
370
00:12:19,178 --> 00:12:20,292
I didn't tell him
what we were doing.
371
00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:21,442
- I'll act natural.
- You're not gonna be
372
00:12:21,529 --> 00:12:22,467
on the phone call.
Just do nothing.
373
00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:23,521
Hey he-e-y, Captain!
374
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,529
What delicious water
I'm drinking!
375
00:12:25,642 --> 00:12:27,341
Sorry that we didn't
check in before we left.
376
00:12:27,428 --> 00:12:28,908
We're just down
at the DMV following up
377
00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,566
- on the Saturn owners.
- Lies!
378
00:12:30,654 --> 00:12:32,185
Captain!
How'd you know we were here?
379
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,232
I followed you!
380
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,185
John Kelly gave you
a "Hot Clue," didn't he?
381
00:12:35,273 --> 00:12:36,579
How dare you disobey me.
382
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:37,972
Come on, sir,
it was a good tip
383
00:12:38,047 --> 00:12:39,311
and we're trying
to catch a serial killer.
384
00:12:39,398 --> 00:12:40,756
Well then let's see
this tip,
385
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,933
this groundbreaking tip
386
00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:44,458
that threatens
to blow the case wide open.
387
00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:46,765
Okay, I know this tone.
Here comes petty Holt.
388
00:12:46,969 --> 00:12:48,080
Naw, bitch.
I'm not being petty.
389
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,467
You just said, "naw, bitch."
390
00:12:49,555 --> 00:12:51,178
Show me the tip.
391
00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,876
Title of your sex tape.
392
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,693
I was behind
the Royal Motor Inn.
393
00:12:54,781 --> 00:12:57,342
I saw a guy get out
of a blue Saturn lon
394
00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:58,692
and he was covered in blood.
395
00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:00,203
Anyway, Baba Booey!
396
00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,115
Baba Booey?
Is that a clue?
397
00:13:02,203 --> 00:13:04,478
Uh, I don't know what
Baba Booey means, actually.
398
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,967
It's a popular prank phrase
from Howard Stern.
399
00:13:07,112 --> 00:13:09,331
- Charles!
- Oh, from a shock jock.
400
00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:10,585
Well, that changes everything.
401
00:13:10,672 --> 00:13:13,248
Now we have
a credible break in the case.
402
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,598
Baba Booey!
403
00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:16,818
NYPD, open up!
404
00:13:16,906 --> 00:13:17,834
Uh, just a minute!
405
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:20,141
Ooh, I bet
he's frantically packing up
406
00:13:20,229 --> 00:13:21,755
his collection of hearts.
407
00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,551
Goin' in!
Get back.
408
00:13:26,351 --> 00:13:28,114
- There's blood everywhere!
- He went out the window.
409
00:13:28,201 --> 00:13:29,965
I'll go around back.
410
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,824
Fine, Kelly found the
murderer's kill room.
411
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,870
Whoop-dee-doo!
Should we throw him a parade?
412
00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:36,917
Yeah!
Maybe!
413
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,324
Patrols have searched
a five-block radius.
414
00:13:40,412 --> 00:13:41,222
No sign of the perp.
415
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,135
And there were no prints.
He was wearing gloves.
416
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,591
Like the inimitable
Audrey Hepburn.
417
00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:45,747
- Nope.
- Gentlemen, there's something
418
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,317
I need to say.
I gave you such a hard time
419
00:13:47,404 --> 00:13:51,035
about using Commissioner Kelly's
app because I was being petty.
420
00:13:51,143 --> 00:13:53,275
I wanted him to fail
and I took it out on you
421
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,582
and for that I am very...
422
00:13:58,398 --> 00:13:59,978
Oh. You kind of trailed off
there, sir.
423
00:14:00,066 --> 00:14:01,450
Were you going
to finish your sentence?
424
00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:02,843
It felt like you were going
to say you were sorry.
425
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:03,910
I did.
Boyle heard it.
426
00:14:03,998 --> 00:14:06,018
Uh, I would remember if
someone said my catch phrase.
427
00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:07,992
Fine, I'm sorry.
428
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,320
I'm very sorry.
429
00:14:10,423 --> 00:14:12,008
Apology accepted.
430
00:14:12,104 --> 00:14:14,559
- I am so proud of you.
- Peralta.
431
00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:15,712
You're right.
I'll rub it in later.
432
00:14:15,799 --> 00:14:17,149
What matters now
is solving this case.
433
00:14:17,236 --> 00:14:18,896
Now, our murderer
may have gotten away,
434
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,783
but we did find
his kill room.
435
00:14:20,870 --> 00:14:22,235
Maybe there's something in here
that we're not seeing, yet.
436
00:14:22,322 --> 00:14:24,272
Perhaps we should pay your
cannibal friend another visit.
437
00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:26,937
I wouldn't say they're friends
so much as ex-cellmates.
438
00:14:27,025 --> 00:14:28,797
No, it's true.
We're friends.
439
00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:31,469
- He ate kids!
- Well, people are complicated.
440
00:14:31,635 --> 00:14:32,795
Now, I'll tell you one thing.
441
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,539
You are not looking
for a cannibal.
442
00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:36,126
- Why do you say that?
- With all that blood?
443
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:39,203
No self-respecting cannibal
would waste all that sauce.
444
00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:40,684
See, Charles?
He's a foodie, like you.
445
00:14:40,771 --> 00:14:42,859
- Who are you?
- Can I see that picture again?
446
00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:45,109
Oh man, those are
some nice tools.
447
00:14:45,197 --> 00:14:46,764
I would love
to spread some ribs
448
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,158
using that sternum retractor,
449
00:14:48,246 --> 00:14:49,465
but they only sell those
to hospitals.
450
00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:51,250
Wait a minute.
What did you just say?
451
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:53,219
I said I'd love
to get my little fingies
452
00:14:53,307 --> 00:14:54,453
in some chesties.
453
00:14:54,541 --> 00:14:56,226
No, no, no.
Not the super gross part.
454
00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:57,336
Surgery-grade tools,
455
00:14:57,424 --> 00:14:58,602
precise incisions
around the heart,
456
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,125
and there was no ice
at the motel.
457
00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:02,302
Because the perp was using
it for the hearts.
458
00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,044
We're not looking
for a serial killer.
459
00:15:04,131 --> 00:15:05,959
He stole the hearts
for a transplant!
460
00:15:06,047 --> 00:15:07,352
Boom!
We solved it.
461
00:15:07,525 --> 00:15:09,788
- Boyle, give me a hug.
- Yeah!
462
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,155
No!
463
00:15:12,717 --> 00:15:13,928
Hey, I did it!
464
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:16,529
I talked to Brian and encouraged
him to pursue his dreams.
465
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:17,904
Really?
Is he gonna quit?
466
00:15:17,992 --> 00:15:19,472
I don't know,
that was the first step.
467
00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:21,384
But I figure
if I talk to him twice a day
468
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:23,388
- for the next few weeks...
- Attention, everyone!
469
00:15:23,475 --> 00:15:25,693
Today will be my final day
at the Nine-Nine.
470
00:15:25,781 --> 00:15:27,076
Damn, Loot.
That was fast.
471
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,740
I will be taking my talents
to Broadway
472
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,936
and I owe it all
to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords.
473
00:15:31,027 --> 00:15:32,334
All I did was
believe in you.
474
00:15:32,422 --> 00:15:33,641
And it changed everything.
475
00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:35,951
So Lieutenant,
this one's for you.
476
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,388
Oh.
477
00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:39,600
♪ Another opening ♪
478
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,772
♪ Another show ♪
479
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,865
- Uh oh.
- ♪ From Philly, Boston ♪
480
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:44,053
♪ To Baltimore ♪
481
00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:45,397
Amy, you said he could sing.
482
00:15:45,485 --> 00:15:47,748
I didn't say he could sing.
He said he could sing.
483
00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:49,600
♪ Dance break! ♪
484
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:54,404
What have I done?
485
00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:56,740
- Bye, Jake!
- Here it is.
486
00:15:56,828 --> 00:15:58,700
The federal heart transplant
waiting list.
487
00:15:58,788 --> 00:16:01,389
Check out who's all the way
down at 2,319.
488
00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:04,567
Angelo Rinaldi, who runs
the Rinaldi crime family.
489
00:16:04,807 --> 00:16:07,418
Well.
Then let's pay him a visit.
490
00:16:08,311 --> 00:16:11,097
- NYPD!
- Hands where we can see them!
491
00:16:11,241 --> 00:16:12,356
There's a heart
in the cooler.
492
00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:15,074
Sorry, Rinaldi, the only
transplant happening today
493
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:16,598
is your ass to jail.
494
00:16:16,654 --> 00:16:18,222
He is definitely unconscious
and didn't hear any of that.
495
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:20,199
But I'm still pumped.
Case closed. Let's go!
496
00:16:20,287 --> 00:16:22,637
So Rinaldi had his
trigger-man stealing hearts
497
00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:24,956
so he could have a transplant.
498
00:16:25,044 --> 00:16:27,090
That is fun!
Good job, Ray.
499
00:16:27,178 --> 00:16:28,325
Thank you,
Commissioner Kelly.
500
00:16:28,412 --> 00:16:30,089
We couldn't have done it
without your...
501
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,988
Sir, you're doing
the trailing off thing again.
502
00:16:34,331 --> 00:16:37,571
Help.
Um... and I owe you an apology.
503
00:16:37,659 --> 00:16:39,966
I'm sorry and I must admit,
504
00:16:40,053 --> 00:16:42,425
you've really got something
on your hands with this...
505
00:16:42,665 --> 00:16:43,995
HotClues app.
506
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,976
Well, that is
so nice of you to say.
507
00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:47,745
But, if you like the app now,
508
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:50,714
wait until you see
the updates we're rolling out.
509
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,542
Now you can Auto-Tune your tips.
Show 'em, Micah.
510
00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,159
♪ There's
a mysterious package ♪
511
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,590
♪ On the corner
of Fourth and Park ♪
512
00:16:56,677 --> 00:16:58,331
- ♪ 4th and Park. ♪
- Huh? Sounds...
513
00:16:58,419 --> 00:16:59,839
Pretty nifty.
514
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:01,800
No...
515
00:17:02,512 --> 00:17:03,600
You a Stern fan, Micah?
516
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:05,821
Oh yeah.
Listen every day.
517
00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:07,082
Baba Booey!
518
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,785
- Baba Booey?
- Baba Booey.
519
00:17:08,885 --> 00:17:10,409
Baba Booey.
520
00:17:10,714 --> 00:17:12,426
You're the guy from the video.
521
00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:14,058
You called in the tip.
522
00:17:14,488 --> 00:17:15,402
Yeah.
523
00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:17,255
Ah, Micah, do me a favor.
524
00:17:17,343 --> 00:17:18,785
Give us a moment here,
all right?
525
00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:19,918
Nobody in or out.
526
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,529
Lock the doors.
Thanks, bud.
527
00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:23,411
Actually Micah, you wanna
leave that door unlocked
528
00:17:23,498 --> 00:17:24,805
in case we want to make
a quick getaway?
529
00:17:24,892 --> 00:17:26,161
I'm gonna do
what he told me to do.
530
00:17:26,248 --> 00:17:28,644
Yeah, that makes sense.
Thanks, bud.
531
00:17:29,953 --> 00:17:30,996
What's going on, Kelly?
532
00:17:31,098 --> 00:17:34,199
Why is your assistant
submitting tips?
533
00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:36,621
Because they already
had the information.
534
00:17:36,864 --> 00:17:38,557
The tips aren't coming
from the public at all.
535
00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:39,496
Oh, cool theory.
536
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:40,833
But if I already had
the information,
537
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,644
why am I pouring so much money
into developing this app?
538
00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:44,808
To hide
where you're getting it.
539
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:47,599
Because you're using
illegal wiretaps or something!
540
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:50,343
You got me!
You guys are good!
541
00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:52,816
I just love how you ping pong
off each other.
542
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:55,262
This is blatantly
unconstitutional.
543
00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:57,181
- I'm going to the press!
- Yes, you should.
544
00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:59,843
But first, do you know
what a stingray is?
545
00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,166
Of course we know
what a Stingray is.
546
00:18:01,253 --> 00:18:02,364
Tenderest meat in the ocean!
547
00:18:02,451 --> 00:18:04,323
No, stingray is
a portable cell tower.
548
00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:05,666
You drive it around the city.
549
00:18:05,754 --> 00:18:08,384
It captures data from any
cell phone within reach.
550
00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:12,456
Like, oh, text messages,
location history, voicemail...
551
00:18:12,552 --> 00:18:13,613
Oh my god.
552
00:18:13,715 --> 00:18:15,230
You have a
"Dark Knight" machine!
553
00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:17,090
Yes, I do,
and the three of you
554
00:18:17,209 --> 00:18:18,668
are not going
to say a word about it
555
00:18:18,756 --> 00:18:20,412
because the 18 felons
556
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,836
we captured through the system,
they'd go free.
557
00:18:22,924 --> 00:18:24,316
That's unfortunate,
but it's better
558
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,724
than living
in a police state.
559
00:18:25,841 --> 00:18:27,286
- I'm not sitting on this.
- Okay.
560
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,880
But I can assure you, you can't
prove this program exists.
561
00:18:29,974 --> 00:18:31,155
It's just your word
against mine.
562
00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:32,850
- I'm more than fine with that.
- You shouldn't be.
563
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:36,362
Because I can prove you'd do
anything to sabotage me.
564
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,052
My stingray
captured your texts, too.
565
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,403
No, he has
the "Durrells in Corfu" GIF!
566
00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:42,950
Oh-ho-ho.
Way worse.
567
00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:44,388
You wrote several people,
568
00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:47,966
"I would do anything
to rid the NYPD of John Kelly.
569
00:18:48,054 --> 00:18:49,427
"Sincerely, Raymond Holt."
570
00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:52,450
You have got to stop signing
your text messages!
571
00:18:53,005 --> 00:18:54,175
What do I do?
572
00:18:54,286 --> 00:18:55,591
Brian sounds terrible.
573
00:18:55,679 --> 00:18:56,725
I can't let him quit his job!
574
00:18:56,812 --> 00:18:58,092
He'll never get cast
in anything.
575
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,790
Maybe he'll be one
of those people on "The Voice"
576
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,917
that's so bad they become
an Internet sensation.
577
00:19:02,005 --> 00:19:03,690
That's not what they do
on "The Voice", Amy,
578
00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:04,802
that's "American Idol"!
579
00:19:04,890 --> 00:19:06,690
"The Voice" is purely
a celebration of talent.
580
00:19:06,838 --> 00:19:08,580
If he wants to pursue his
dream and it doesn't work out,
581
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:10,887
that's not on you.
He made his choice.
582
00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:13,396
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You know, no blood on my hands.
583
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:14,795
I just need to let him
do his thing.
584
00:19:14,882 --> 00:19:17,489
- Terry...
- Hey, Brian!
585
00:19:17,577 --> 00:19:20,310
So, what did you think
of my song?
586
00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:24,362
- I loved how loud it was.
- Thank you.
587
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,700
I wouldn't have had the courage
to do it without you.
588
00:19:26,788 --> 00:19:28,225
Sure, I daydream
about it all the time,
589
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,314
but being a single dad,
I always chickened out.
590
00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:31,857
You... have... a kid?
591
00:19:31,945 --> 00:19:33,947
I have kids.
Three under three.
592
00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:37,114
Oh, fun!
Hey, unrelated.
593
00:19:37,202 --> 00:19:39,073
Uh, what's your
financial situation like?
594
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,857
Do you have savings
to fall back on?
595
00:19:40,945 --> 00:19:42,164
Do you come
from wealth, or...?
596
00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:43,731
No, no, but...
597
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:48,715
♪ That's not gonna
stop my dreams ♪
598
00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:49,872
Sick pipes, Bri.
599
00:19:49,993 --> 00:19:51,194
- Good luck out there.
- Thanks.
600
00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:53,708
No!
I can't let you do this.
601
00:19:53,932 --> 00:19:55,208
What?
602
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:58,568
You're a bad singer, man.
I don't want to be mean,
603
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,440
but if you try
to make a living at this,
604
00:20:00,528 --> 00:20:02,130
you will die on the street.
605
00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:04,271
Oh.
606
00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:06,411
Thanks for telling me.
607
00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:10,155
- So that's it, then.
- Yup.
608
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,249
Next week is my last week
at the Nine-Nine.
609
00:20:12,351 --> 00:20:13,577
Attention, everyone!
610
00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:15,780
I will be giving up singing.
611
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,046
This will be
my final performance.
612
00:20:18,444 --> 00:20:21,681
♪ One pound two ounces... ♪
613
00:20:21,768 --> 00:20:23,624
Not now, Brian!
614
00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,121
Sir, there you are.
615
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,274
We've been looking
everywhere for.
616
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,695
Kevin says he hasn't heard
from you all night.
617
00:20:29,782 --> 00:20:31,436
Yes, I've been sitting
in my office
618
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,374
wallowing in
my hopelessness,
619
00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:36,444
and eating the saddest food
known to mankind.
620
00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:37,549
Ice cream.
621
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,733
Oh my god,
he's Bridget Jones-ing.
622
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,372
Okay, well it's time
to put that aside
623
00:20:41,460 --> 00:20:43,008
and pull out whatever food
you eat when you're happy.
624
00:20:43,095 --> 00:20:44,357
- Dry beans?
- Sure!
625
00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,883
Look.
We can still stop John Kelly.
626
00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:48,429
All we need
is some hard evidence.
627
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:51,749
How? He won't let us anywhere
near him or One Police Plaza.
628
00:20:51,837 --> 00:20:53,634
I know,
which is why I've assembled
629
00:20:53,722 --> 00:20:56,044
a team of powerful allies
in the NYPD.
630
00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:57,210
No, that's too risky.
631
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,343
How do you know they're
not loyal to John Kelly?
632
00:20:59,431 --> 00:21:02,210
Because these people
aren't loyal to anybody.
633
00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:11,212
♪ Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah
634
00:21:14,845 --> 00:21:16,611
I made a suicide squad!
635
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,055
Fremulon.
636
00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:19,689
Not a doctor.
Shh.
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