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Previously on Black Monday...
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I'll take your shares of Georgina.
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- You want to fuck with me?
- Yes.
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Unless your last name is Georgina,
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anyone attempting a
takeover gets burned.
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You are risking everything!
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I don't care what anybody says, okay?
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Al Pacino's performance
in Scarface was bad.
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And you mean "bad" in,
like, a good, black way?
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Duh, I mean, the guy's a
national treasure, right?
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He makes Paul Newman look
like Paula Poundstone.
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Hey, little known fact, Brandt... Hey.
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Al Pacino's not actually Cuban.
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So, when you do my story,
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you got to promise not
to whitewash it, okay?
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I don't want any light-skinned guys.
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Give me, uh, like, Carl Weathers,
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uh, uh, Lou Gossett Jr., Bill Duke...
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- you know, chocolate brothers.
- Definitely, definitely.
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You know, the untitled Oliver Stone
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Wall Street project will
be an authentic portrayal
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of a black man just trying
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to break into this white boys' club...
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Whoa, whoa. "Break in"? No, no, no.
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A black man breaking into anything,
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that's a terrible look, okay?
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I mean, what's your tagline?
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"From the street to Wall Street"?
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Jimmy.
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I'm joking. I'm in, Brandt.
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So, while Nancy Reagan
is telling everybody
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that AIDS is no big whoop,
I went long on condoms
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because I knew that shit had legs.
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This business... the good ones...
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you stay on your toes, kid, okay?
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You got to anticipate shit.
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- You got to be able to stay one step...
- So I got you all some gifts
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for my first day.
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Now, I kind of had to eyeball
sizes, but if they don't fit,
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no sweat, 'cause my-my fiancée's family
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kind of owns the company, so, uh...
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- It's pretty rad, huh?
- Hey, Mo!
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You're never gonna believe this.
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Georgina Jeans...
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... takes three years off my ass.
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Look at that.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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What a coincidence.
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It's not a coincidence, Hawaiian Punchy.
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- Dawn's right.
- I brilliantly orchestrated it...
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... so Blair got busted for blow
down on the stock exchange floor,
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so now his only fucking
option is the Jammer Group.
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So, once he marries that Georgina chick
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and we get those shares,
we also get cracker rich.
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So I think the word for that is
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"I'm a fucking genius"?
Is that what it is?
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You're the walkin',
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talkin' Stephen Hawkin'. I
been telling people that.
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Yeah, I'm pretty happy about how
the whole thing worked out.
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All you have to do
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is fucking keep numb-nuts
in the dark, okay,
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until he marries that chick,
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- and then we're gonna...
- Hi, there.
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Is there an orientation
video or a packet?
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I just really need a computer
to get the algorithm going.
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I was going over the numbers last night,
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- and I realized what went wrong...
- Hey, hey,
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what went wrong is that
you spent all night
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going over numbers, okay,
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when you can learn way
more about trading
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from Raising Hell.
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The Run-D.M.C. album.
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Basically "It's Tricky."
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Brandt, if you didn't write that down...
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I'm loving it. It's great.
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But maybe it could be the Talking Heads?
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- W-we'll see.
- Speaking of talking heads,
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you think I could maybe get
in for an interview here?
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Yeah, great. Here, tell you what...
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keep your fucking video
game away from my money
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until you get some
real-world experience, okay?
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Now, uh, boys, why don't you
give Blair here a tour?
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- And you and I...
- Okay, here we go.
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... are gonna do our thing.
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Okay, y-you know what? Keep that on.
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And then after the tour, uh,
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- we'll, y-you know...
- Yeah?
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- Yeah, meet the supporting cast.
- Okay.
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And then we'll, uh...
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- Pretty good plan, right?
- "Plan"?
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It's more like a felony
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followed by a bunch of dumb luck.
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- Name one lucky...
- I can name a bunch!
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You didn't know Blair
would storm back in here.
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You didn't know you'd
bump into him after work,
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and you certainly didn't know
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that he'd be arrested
instead of your black ass
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'cause... 'cause of your black ass.
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The kitchenette's over there.
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That's the window we throw stuff out of.
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- Oh.
- And here's our menu binder...
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of prostitutes.
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We call 'em 'tutes.
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It makes it less sad.
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That's gonna be in the movie, right?
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- Uh, maybe, maybe.
- Nice.
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And, uh, over there is our powder room.
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- Oh, fancy.
- Uh, we just call it that
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because that's where we
do blow, so not shits,
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but you can bring as many
'tutes in there as you want.
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The best way to remember is,
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"Toots? Hmm.
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'Tutes? Hmm!
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Toots? Mm."
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That was fucking hilarious, Brandt.
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So that's three toots. Write that.
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Well, I-I-I-I don't do
coke or, uh, 'tutes.
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I'm sorry, am I saying that right?
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I'm, uh... I'm engaged
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and also a good person.
That didn't come out right.
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- Oh!
- A thousand pardons!
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Can you pass the Grey Poupon?
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He's getting married!
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Oh, guys, guys, come on.
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Calm down. Blair's our future, right?
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The kid should be showing us around.
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Like Mo said, all you lack
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is a little real-world experience,
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which is why I want you
to fill this order
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with our broker, Fat Fred.
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Can't miss him. He's,
like, "yo mama joke" fat.
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Um, well, uh, okay. Fill or kill.
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- That's right. You see?
- Yeah.
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This guy's already got it.
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Get out of here. Have a
good time down there!
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Ugh.
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So what you don't know, Hollywood,
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is that pit is insane.
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Those brokers will yell out
whatever you hand them.
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I wrote down "I'm fat"
on that slip of paper,
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and when Fat Fred shouts
that out to the floor,
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he is gonna smack
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- the handsome off that kid.
- Oh, man.
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It's a classic Wall Street prank.
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And that, gentlemen, is
how you get in the movie.
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Oh, nice.
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Not to mention, the whole thing hinged
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on you bumping into Blair with the coke
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the guys surprised you
with for your birthday,
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which also happened to
be Blair's first day.
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Okay. First things first,
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the security guard on the floor...
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In my pocket, along with
a backup bag of coke.
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And Chad's been tailing
Blair for months,
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and there's only so many
places white people go.
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I could've bumped into this
guy in an apple orchard
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or at a puppet show
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or at a place with a turkey
sandwich to die for.
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Sold! Two and a quarter, sold!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Oop, pardon me.
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Whoops. Sorry.
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Uh-oh. That's gonna leave a mark.
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Thank you. Oh.
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- It's you.
- Hey.
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No hard feelings about yesterday, okay?
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I mean, in hindsight, would the
Celtics have drafted Len Bias?
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I don't know.
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It's for the best. Mo Monroe hired me.
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- Two and a quarter!
- Twist!
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Yeah, I'm down here filling
my very first order.
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Let me do the honors.
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Oh, I-I-I'm supposed
to fill it with, um...
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with a broker named uh, uh, Fred,
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who's a bit... Rubenesque.
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- Fat Fred?
- Yes, yes!
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Yeah, he's probably eating a lasagna
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on the shitter right now, all right?
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Look, I fill for Mo all the time.
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Consider it my apology to you.
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- Really?
- All right!
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- Oh, my God!
- Calm down, Cinderella.
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- Okay.
- Kid popped his cherry!
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I get it. Haze the new guy.
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Just like a cappella camp.
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You call this hazing?
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Tell that to my frat brother Blake
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next time you're in Heaven.
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Hey, Brian, I need you to suck my dick!
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On a horse. At a John Hughes movie.
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- In a John Hughes movie.
- Okay, I get it.
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He's white, all right?
So you got him here.
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Now what? How are you gonna
get Blair to just give us
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his Georgina shares
once he's married, Mo?
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I'm gonna form a father-son
kind of... you know, like
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a reverse Diff'rent
Strokes or Webster...
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and then he's gonna want to
join forces with me, okay?
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It's pretty fucking simple, all right?
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What if it doesn't work,
huh? What? What then?
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We're stuck with 49% of a
dog that we can't sell
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and crippling loans...
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literally, because you borrowed money
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from actual villains
who will cripple us.
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I know what I'm doing!
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You're probably just too hopped up
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on Dexatrims and Lean
Cuisine to fuckin' get it.
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Oh, God. You know what?
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I thought we stopped having sex
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when I dumped your ass, but somehow,
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you're still fucking me.
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Oh, that's what this is about?
Your hurt feelings, Dawn?
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Because I broke up with
you? Well, guess what.
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Go cry in a stall or something, okay?
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This is a place of business.
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And I am the goddamn head trader!
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Of my company. It ain't
called the Dawn Group.
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And it ain't called the Mo Group.
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You named the place the Jammer Group,
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like it's a fucking record label,
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and nobody knows why!
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It doesn't matter why! This is my place.
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I can do whatever I want. I
can name anything I want.
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Ah, watch this. This
chair is now named Sam.
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Uh, the panther... this is Karen.
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Your name is Tyrone.
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The door's name is Chris, and
Chris would like to know,
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are you in, or are you out?
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I'm out!
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Where you going, Tyrone?
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Don't you fucking call me Tyrone again!
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Where you going, Tyrone?
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Do not slam Chris.
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Don't slam fucking Chris!
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Come back here and apologize to Chris!
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PMS... happens every day
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with this one, you know what I mean?
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Dawn, what are you doing?
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Nobody believes this fucking act, Dawn.
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Stop it. You're not gonna quit.
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Mo...
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Fuck you. I quit.
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Uh... you're fired!
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Shit. "Quit." Y-you heard me, right?
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I fired her before she quit.
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What the fuck happened to you?
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Ooh, shit, the pit ate you
alive, son, Sarlacc style.
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- What'd you do, Keith?
- I pulled the "I'm fat" prank.
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Didn't realize Fred would
get so handsy, though.
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Oh, no, I couldn't find
Fred, but don't worry.
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- I filled the order.
- What order?
252
00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:30,350
One M F.A.T.... one million
253
00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,100
of Federal Allied Titanium, right?
254
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,060
- Wayne. Wayne!
- Shit!
255
00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:36,200
We're in at four!
256
00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:39,640
Oh, fuck, the kid bought
a dog for four million!
257
00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,350
Four million? That...
258
00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:44,800
... tickles.
259
00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,000
This guy can't even get pranked right.
260
00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:47,840
- He's a fucking idiot.
- No, you're a fucking idiot, Keith.
261
00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,000
- And you're fired.
- Oh, come on, boss.
262
00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:51,220
Oh, you want some of this, too, Ronnie?
263
00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,470
Guess what. You're fucking fired, too.
264
00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:53,820
Get your shit and get out.
265
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,640
- But you were in my wedding.
- Right, Brandt?
266
00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,380
Ain't called "show friends."
It's called "show business."
267
00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,439
Wait, we're not in show business.
268
00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,220
You're not in any business, Keith!
269
00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,660
Get the fuck out of here.
270
00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,800
Wayne, Yassir, dump that F.A.T. ASAP.
271
00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,260
Blair, face-fuck the wall.
272
00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,720
- On it.
- Hey, Brandt.
273
00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,720
Let's take this in the office.
What do you say?
274
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,400
Anybody else embarrasses me
275
00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,680
in front of my fucking movieographer,
276
00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,430
you're gonna be living in Brooklyn.
277
00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:17,740
Fix this shit.
278
00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,720
Yeah, I've got quite the
opportunity for you.
279
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,640
Oh! What a morning.
280
00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,980
Can I help you find something?
281
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,819
Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine.
282
00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,000
Can I help you find something?
283
00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,850
Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine.
284
00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,930
Ooh, Chanel Number Five.
285
00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,820
That's a lot better than
Jean Naté, am I right?
286
00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:02,860
But $250?
287
00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:04,930
That's just crazy, girlfriend!
288
00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,780
Could you help me find something?
289
00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,320
Motherfucker, really?
290
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,930
You see a name tag on my titty?
291
00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,140
I'm gonna find whoever the fuck did this
292
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,460
and shove more titanium up their ass
293
00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,470
than RoboCop's boyfriend.
294
00:10:26,471 --> 00:10:28,780
Look, I'm sure this was just
a misunderstanding, okay?
295
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,020
There he is.
296
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,970
Oh, uh, you know what? Let's
deal with this upstairs.
297
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,220
- Wait. What? Wait. What?
- Keith! What's up, queef?
298
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,439
- You guys know each other?
- Yeah!
299
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,740
We used to share a desk
300
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,850
till Keith quit 'cause he sucked.
301
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,800
Anywho, turns out that Federal
Allied Titanium order
302
00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:48,770
was a prank, so, uh, I'm
gonna have to insist
303
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,050
that you take the shares.
304
00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:51,430
- I-it's only right.
- Done.
305
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,640
For your algorithm.
306
00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,370
You give me that, and
I'll take all the shares
307
00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,350
at three-point-five.
308
00:10:58,430 --> 00:11:00,500
Ooh, F.A.T. is tankin'.
309
00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,320
Somebody must've shorted it
310
00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:05,930
when they found out you were
have a million-share fire sale.
311
00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,520
But that's insider trading.
312
00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,920
Down here we just call it
"trading." Is he for real?
313
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,640
Just take the fucking shares, Tyler.
314
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,930
- Come on.
- Or what?
315
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,860
There'll be hell "toupee"?
316
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,800
Kid, give him the fucking algorithm.
317
00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,100
- Let's go.
- I can't. I'm sorry.
318
00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:19,460
There's got to be another
way to get your job back.
319
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,500
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
320
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,390
Keithleen got fired over this?
321
00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,120
I didn't even know that
this day could get
322
00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,320
any fucking better!
323
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,520
God damn, this is cool, like a McDLT.
324
00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:37,860
I mean, you could call
it a dog-shit stock,
325
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,200
or I could call your wife,
tell her all about that trip
326
00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,660
you and your nanny took
to sunny Bora-bortion.
327
00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,299
- You remember that?
- Three and an eighth?
328
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,050
Come on, man, this isn't
Let's Make a Deal.
329
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,680
I'm not Monty Hall.
We're not being filmed
330
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,160
in front of a live studio audien...
331
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,220
No, no, I get that you get that.
332
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,640
Maybe then you should've thought of that
333
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,300
before your adventures in babysitters!
334
00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:56,890
- We're down six figs.
- How did this happen?
335
00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:59,680
Well, we were down five figs,
and then we lost more figs.
336
00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,390
Word is out. The whole floor's short.
337
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,760
We're gonna lose the entire four mil
338
00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,320
if we keep trying to
unload it piece by piece.
339
00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:05,920
Look, our only hope is to dump it
340
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,180
into one of our big clients'
accounts all at once.
341
00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,280
But Dawn is the only one
with accounts that big.
342
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,560
Fuck! We're gonna have
to tell Mo right now.
343
00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:15,180
But if we do it in front
of Hollywood Square,
344
00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:16,680
our asses are grass.
345
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,850
Check it out.
346
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,890
Let me tell you about the
time I got into a bidding war
347
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,430
with Emilio Estevez over a Basqui-yacht,
348
00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,720
which is a yacht entirely muralized
349
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,940
by Jean-Michel.
350
00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:31,300
How about that? Emilio Estevez.
351
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,500
That's a great idea for Blair.
352
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,980
- Hey, boss!
- What?
353
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,849
Um, remember how you told us
that everything you learned
354
00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,510
about trading, you
learned from Run-D.M.C.?
355
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,100
Well, they just released a new
cassingle, and let me tell you,
356
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,800
I think it would be the perfect song
357
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:45,920
for your movie soundtrack.
358
00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,800
Yassir, you are really
fucking trying me.
359
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,080
You got to hear it right now.
360
00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:08,390
Oh, y-yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fresh.
361
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,980
- Can I hear it?
- No, but tell you what...
362
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,560
why don't we take a
little five to cool off?
363
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,260
And we're gonna get right
back in perfect harmony,
364
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,970
like Ebony and Ivan Reitman.
365
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:21,720
A million shares?
366
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,160
Classic! I quit my job an hour ago,
367
00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:26,050
and you already need me to
get you out of some shit.
368
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,280
No. "Need"? I did not say the N word.
369
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,220
And by the way, I fired you.
370
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,970
- I quit. I quit. No...
- Yeah, run it back, Dawn, I...
371
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,390
- Is there a problem here?
- Can I help you find
372
00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:34,550
- something?
- Yeah, there is a problem.
373
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,040
This one always loses her shit,
374
00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,780
and then we make up in about a day.
375
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,119
But we don't have a day, Dawn,
376
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,469
so here's what we're gonna do.
377
00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:41,890
Give me one of each of these skorts
378
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,180
- in a size four.
- Two.
379
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,930
Then give me that whole
wall of pumps in a six,
380
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:46,160
and you still fuck with pantsuits, Dawn?
381
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,680
- Yeah, I love them.
- Basically everything
382
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,260
in my field of vision so that we can get
383
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,860
this wonderful woman back to work.
384
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,600
- Bullshit.
- Oh, no, no, no.
385
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,100
I insist. I insist.
386
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,520
- Okay.
- Great.
387
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,380
Consider it my apology.
388
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,000
For what?
389
00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,720
For... that you're mad, okay?
390
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,390
I'm not mad.
391
00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:08,760
Tired.
392
00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:10,580
I'm tired of the roller coaster.
393
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,640
Get the fuck out of here.
394
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,850
You get off on that roller coaster...
395
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,760
like that time we got off
on that roller coaster.
396
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,320
No, you got off on that roller coaster.
397
00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:18,340
I was just screaming
398
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:20,140
'cause that guy in front of us
got hit by the fucking bird.
399
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:23,060
- Uh-huh, yeah, right.
- You don't get it, Mo.
400
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,849
Wall Street is not the roller coaster.
401
00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,390
You are, and I'm tired
of hanging off the back.
402
00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:29,800
I didn't hate your Blair plan.
403
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:32,180
I hated that you didn't tell me!
404
00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,800
Look, I can call my guy,
Kurt Covington, right now
405
00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,300
and stash all that fat
right in his family trust.
406
00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,919
- Yes.
- All you got to do
407
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,400
is give me the piece of the
Jammer Group that I deserve.
408
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,560
This shit again?
409
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:44,660
Mo, make me your partner.
410
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,850
Or I got to go.
411
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,349
Where are you gonna go? Let
me tell you something.
412
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,760
All your white-boy
private-school friends,
413
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,200
they will summer with you.
414
00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,670
Yeah, they'll fuck you,
415
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,220
but they are not gonna hire you.
416
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,470
All I want is a piece
of what we built...
417
00:14:57,550 --> 00:15:00,390
for all the sacrifices,
all... all the abuse,
418
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,100
all the times I got called "Hot Coffee"
419
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,180
or was told to get coffee
420
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,970
or asked if I wanted cream in my coffee,
421
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,760
which is fucking gross.
422
00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:10,220
You need me, Mo.
423
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,550
- Mm.
- It's okay to say it.
424
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,220
Say it.
425
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,060
Say it.
426
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,430
When have you ever seen
me give anybody anything?
427
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,540
No, baby, it don't work like that.
428
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,970
You want something from Mo,
429
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,850
you're gonna have to fucking take it.
430
00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,999
- Isn't it time for your dramatic exit?
- Yeah, it's a perfect exit line,
431
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,560
and I should've gone, but the
chick has my fucking Amex.
432
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,340
Dawn.
433
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,050
So I'm gonna see you back
at the office or what?
434
00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:56,760
So are you guys in a band or something?
435
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,960
You're not gonna find it.
436
00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,900
Then just give it to me, okay?
437
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,350
What, you think this
is why you were hired?
438
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,400
'Cause of your algorithm?
439
00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:10,020
It doesn't even fucking work, okay?
440
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,080
You lost everything faster than
my bubbe on Kristallnacht.
441
00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,280
Yeah, that's the point.
442
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,100
You saw what it lost in an hour.
443
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,300
I-I'm working on it,
444
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,260
but if I give Ty that version,
445
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,680
it could crash their
whole infrastructure.
446
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,550
- So?
- "So"?
447
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,300
That's unethical.
448
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,350
But I guess the guy
making Holocaust jokes
449
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,500
maybe wouldn't understand that.
450
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:27,800
Congratulations on your ethics,
451
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,920
'cause you just Holo-cost me my job.
452
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:36,380
I'm sorry, okay? I really am.
453
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,930
Do you want to know why
I really quit my job?
454
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,240
'Cause Ty found out that
I cheated on my wife,
455
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,340
and he blackmailed me.
456
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,160
Now, before you judge me,
457
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,250
marriage is a marathon.
You'll see, all right?
458
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,720
Shera and I were going
through a rough patch,
459
00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,600
and I met this chick...
she was a total fox...
460
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,940
Justine Bateman body, Jason
Bateman personality.
461
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:55,340
But it was the biggest
mistake of my life.
462
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:56,890
Family Ties in more ways than one.
463
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:59,420
Really, guy?
464
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,350
That's your fucking closer
after blowing up my life?
465
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:03,080
Thank you. Thank you.
466
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,510
Uh...
467
00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:15,470
- Where are you going?
- Home.
468
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,470
You know, the bullshit's better in LA.
469
00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,180
Maybe it's the water.
470
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,120
Okay, but you're gonna miss
a master of the universe
471
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,340
working his magic.
472
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,050
Yep, that pretty much
sums up my whole trip.
473
00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,050
- Hey!
- There he is.
474
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,350
Kurt, you flirt. Get in here, my man.
475
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,079
- How's the jizz biz, kid?
- Well...
476
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080
Hey, you got carpal tunnel yet
477
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,140
from jerking off all those horses?
478
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,859
Well, it's called stud
farming, and, you know,
479
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:36,800
I don't... I don't personally
masturbate the horses.
480
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,390
Ah! Tell it to the judge.
481
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:40,060
Hey, Kurt Covington, meet Brandt.
482
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,800
Brandt is writing a movie about my life.
483
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:42,980
- No big whoop.
- Wow.
484
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,580
Uh, we're still in early development.
485
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,640
It's gonna get done.
486
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,970
You know, I was pretty surprised
487
00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,860
to get a little audience
with the king here.
488
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,360
Usually Dawn handles all my...
489
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,680
Yeah, I don't usually meet
with clients anymore,
490
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,700
but I got to tell you Kurt,
491
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,680
when this titanium deal crossed my desk,
492
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,180
you crossed my mind.
493
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,970
But with the volatility of the dollar,
494
00:17:58,050 --> 00:17:59,680
- we need to get into this thing...
- Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
495
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,640
Come on, Mo, I'm in, all right?
496
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,460
As long as Dawn says it's okay.
497
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,880
She's been my financial adviser
498
00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,100
since I almost lost my lunch
money to a claw machine
499
00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,540
back in, like, the fifth grade.
500
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,180
You didn't just say a
claw machine, did you?
501
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,330
- Yeah.
- God.
502
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,600
Brandt, write this down.
503
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,120
Okay, you know what?
504
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,280
Let's give Dawn a call right now.
505
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,120
Okay.
506
00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,260
Hey, Dawny. Yeah, it's Mo.
507
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,260
Uh, listen, I got Kurt in the
office he... Want to say hi?
508
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,050
- Hey. Hey, Dawn.
- Hey, Dawn, that's Kurt.
509
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,020
So, yeah, we're looking
at this titanium deal,
510
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,280
which I know that you love for him.
511
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,660
I mean, hell, it was your idea.
512
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,599
So, uh, that bell is, uh,
gonna ring anytime now.
513
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,260
Yeah? Close this up?
514
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:41,510
... is what I expect you to say
when you get this message.
515
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,470
- Obviously leaving a message.
- Oh.
516
00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,160
Oh, that was... oh, me, okay.
517
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,390
You started without me, I see.
518
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,520
We're actually almost done.
519
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:49,350
We just need you to break
out that old rubber stamp.
520
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,880
Ah, I wish.
521
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,640
I was late because I
was chained to my desk
522
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,260
running the numbers,
and, uh, Mo, you know,
523
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,600
as your trusted employee,
524
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,820
sadly, I-I do not recommend.
525
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,519
Ah, well, that's life
in the big city, right?
526
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,600
- Yeah.
- Hey, you know what?
527
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,470
Let's t-take a second. Just, um...
528
00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:07,850
I got an idea... why
don't we step outside,
529
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,120
run these numbers again,
530
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,720
make sure that our deal doesn't work?
531
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,060
I'm sorry, what'd you say Mo?
532
00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,510
What'd you say, baby?
533
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:14,600
Run the numbers again,
534
00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,500
make sure that our deal doesn't work.
535
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,300
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah.
536
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,140
Let's do that.
537
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,640
Thirty percent, name on
the door, valet spot.
538
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,180
Zero percent, your name on a tag
539
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,660
that you wear on a uniform
540
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,120
when you are valet
parking my car in hell.
541
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,100
- Okay.
- Okay, wait...
542
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,440
I'll double your bonus, Dawn,
543
00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:35,600
but don't get fucking greedy on me.
544
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,890
Don't talk to me about greed.
545
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,930
Greed is... good Lord!
546
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,900
Are you trying to hide behind a lamp?
547
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,220
- No...
- Really?
548
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,720
Uh, can you just keep going?
549
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,420
This is exactly the shit I need.
550
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,850
And this is exactly the shit
that I don't need ever again!
551
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:52,850
Okay, hold it, Dawn. Hold it.
552
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:56,340
Five percent, no name,
parking spot, but on G4...
553
00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,580
you know, the one that smells
like post-game Detlef Schrempf.
554
00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,920
Twenty-five percent...
555
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,350
... name, slightly smaller font, G2.
556
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,480
And what's a Detlef Schrempf?
557
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,380
Oh, you know what?
558
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,140
Excuse me, Dawn. No deal.
559
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,260
- Kurt.
- Kurt.
560
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,140
Unfortunately, you
know, we were talking,
561
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,350
and we don't think the F.A.T.
is right for your portfolio.
562
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,300
- Dawn's right.
- I am?
563
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:17,800
- I am.
- Yeah.
564
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,560
Y-y-you're the best
analyst on the street,
565
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,100
and if you say you've
been chained to your desk
566
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,760
working every angle, then I trust you.
567
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:23,920
Ah, workaholic.
568
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,680
I didn't even take lunch. I'm starving.
569
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,210
Come in.
570
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,460
Quite a shopping spree today, ma'am.
571
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,799
So we wanted to hand-deliver
these personally.
572
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,140
Huh. Wait a minute, you
bought all that stuff today?
573
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,140
- Well, uh...
- I'm so confused.
574
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,180
I mean, if you were out there shopping,
575
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,100
when did you have time
to crunch those numbers?
576
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,660
The fundamentals must have improved
577
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,959
when you were out there
buying skorts and pantsuits
578
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,930
- or whatever the fuck that is.
- Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no...
579
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,510
What do you say, Kurt?
Let's do this thing.
580
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,899
15 minutes to close, buddy.
581
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:53,920
You know, in my business,
582
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,160
this is what we call a sticky situation.
583
00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:00,930
All right, 15 percent, name on
the letterhead, G3 or below.
584
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,850
Ten percent, no name,
585
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,010
G-O fuck yourself.
586
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,430
Ty, don't you remember
587
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:12,050
when you used to be me... uncorrupted?
588
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,760
It's not too late for you to...
589
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:17,500
to change and make the new you me,
590
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,890
which... which is really the old you.
591
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,660
So, in a way, you're not changing
592
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,350
by changing back into who we are.
593
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:29,050
Just take the shares, Ty.
Do the right thing.
594
00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,600
Oh!
595
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,510
Let me "do the right thing."
596
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,510
You cost a man his job
today for the second time.
597
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,600
Oh, he told you about that, huh?
598
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:49,640
Yeah, yeah. How do you sleep at night?
599
00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,930
It actually is difficult,
because, you see,
600
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,800
every time I close my eyes,
601
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:56,340
I see Keith in the supply closet
602
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,180
chowing down on the
Sparkletts delivery guy.
603
00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,600
Told you... Keith quit 'cause he sucked.
604
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,470
Are you saying that Keith is a... homo?
605
00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:06,720
Oh, I thought he told
you about the affair.
606
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,260
Whoopsie, did I let the
cat out of the fag bag?
607
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,679
Who cares? Fucking fairies, right?
608
00:22:14,510 --> 00:22:16,430
Up top, Care Blair.
609
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,010
You know what?
610
00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,220
Here's your algorithm.
You deserve it, Ty.
611
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,260
Pleasure doing business with
you, Retardo Montalban.
612
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,360
Look, even if I would go 15
percent... which I won't...
613
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:37,720
how are we gonna get him
to take the deal now?
614
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,050
We both look like fucking idiots.
615
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,470
You can do what I always do.
616
00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:41,970
Kurt... he didn't come from money.
617
00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,170
He married it, so when I
need him to buy something,
618
00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,359
I just suggest that we
call his wife, Sandra,
619
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,470
and we see what she thinks.
620
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,040
Of course he refuses.
621
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:51,500
God forbid it ever looks like
you guys need a woman's help.
622
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,350
Come on, Mo, just give me my 15 percent,
623
00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,050
and I can go in there,
and I can close this.
624
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,140
Nah, but thanks for the tip.
625
00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:01,680
Watch this.
626
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,860
Kurt.
627
00:23:02,890 --> 00:23:04,800
Sorry, we just can't seem
to get on the same page.
628
00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,550
Here's what I think we need to do.
629
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,840
Let's give Sandra a call.
630
00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:08,980
Right? I mean, she's
gonna have to sign off
631
00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:10,220
on this deal anyway,
632
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,920
and I think she's really
gonna be fired up about it.
633
00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:14,100
And if I know old Sandy, she's
still gonna be fired up
634
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,660
by the time you get home,
if you know what I mean.
635
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,860
My wife is dead.
636
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,850
I'm gonna get that.
637
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:30,480
- Yeah?
- I did it.
638
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,930
I got Morgan to buy those F.A.T. shares.
639
00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,620
- No shit.
- Well, actually,
640
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,760
Keith and I got MoStan to
buy the F.A.T. shares.
641
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,780
And I got a ton of that
real-world experience
642
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,140
you were talking about.
643
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,080
It is tricky.
644
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:47,360
Right, Mo?
645
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,760
Mo?
646
00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:54,420
Hey, so, um, where were we?
647
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,100
Uh, you were just intimating
648
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,720
that I should make love to my wife,
649
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,840
who exploded three years ago.
650
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,470
- Dawn, what am I doing here?
- Mo, what are we doing here?
651
00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:03,800
Six minutes to the close.
652
00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,390
If we're not gonna do
this deal, I got to go.
653
00:24:06,470 --> 00:24:07,760
For real?
654
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,100
For real.
655
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,660
Listen, Kurt, my condolences, okay?
656
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,480
I am not a people person.
In fact, I hate them.
657
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,510
But numbers...
658
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,720
I hate them shits, too.
659
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,480
But do you know who's
really good at both?
660
00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:33,340
My partner Dawn.
661
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:38,180
Why else do you think she's
got 15 percent of my company?
662
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,640
Whatever you two decide.
663
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:55,550
Ah...
664
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,180
yep.
665
00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:01,180
Kurt, let's, uh...
666
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,720
- let's do this thing, okay?
- Okay.
667
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,980
Voilà.
668
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,720
So I guess you do need me.
669
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,390
Nah. Guys made a mess.
670
00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:21,640
You had a mop. That's it.
671
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,080
Dumb luck. And I'll
tell you something...
672
00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:26,500
you fucked up, Dawn, 'cause
I would've gone to 20.
673
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,550
Yeah?
674
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,260
You fucked up, 'cause I'd have took ten.
675
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,980
Well, that didn't end how I expected.
676
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,940
- Yeah.
- I guess, uh,
677
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:44,390
Dawn's pretty good at being
one step ahead herself.
678
00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:46,890
Eh, not exactly.
679
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:49,390
Anyway, what do you think?
We got a movie here or what?
680
00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:51,219
- Yes! I love it.
- Great.
681
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:52,720
I mean, it's just like I said, you know?
682
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,400
It's the story of this black underdog
683
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,820
just trying to break
into that boys' club.
684
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,140
It's gonna be one hell of a
movie about Wall Street.
685
00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,510
- You're goddamn right it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
686
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,200
Just not for me and Oliver.
687
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,940
- What?
- We're not gonna do it.
688
00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:07,890
But I-I'll... I'll tell
you what I'm gonna do.
689
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,550
I'm gonna take all those
notes I was taking,
690
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,470
hand them over to my buddy Mike Nichols,
691
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,759
'cause he's also doing a
movie about Wall Street.
692
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,240
- Oh!
- Yeah, it's called Working Girl.
693
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,260
Don't worry... I'm gonna
make him promise me
694
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,660
that he's not gonna whitewash
Dawn's story either, okay?
695
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,350
Dawn's story?
696
00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:23,399
You're seeing this whole
fucking thing wrong, okay?
697
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,550
She didn't win. I won.
698
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,180
The guys got rid of the shares.
I didn't have to give her shit.
699
00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,720
I just did that... you know, 'cause...
700
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:32,430
What, 'cause you actually need her,
701
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,010
but you can't admit it?
702
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,050
Okay.
703
00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,020
But isn't that the kind of
fucking tortured-hero shit
704
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,820
that you guys jack off to?
705
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,430
No.
706
00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:44,510
No, that's just, uh...
707
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,510
... sad.
708
00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:51,510
♪ We're coming to the edge ♪
709
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,390
♪ Running on the water... ♪
710
00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:56,040
Hey, Brandt?
711
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,340
Fuck off!
712
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:04,970
♪ Let the river run ♪
713
00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:08,680
♪ Let all the dreamers ♪
714
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,550
♪ Wake the nation ♪
715
00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,940
♪ Come ♪
716
00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:20,390
♪ The New Jerusalem ♪
717
00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:28,760
♪ Silver cities rise ♪
718
00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:31,999
♪ The morning lights ♪
719
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,010
♪ The streets that meet them ♪
720
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,970
♪ And sirens call them on ♪
721
00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,220
♪ With... ♪
722
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,510
And I promise, I'll get to that
723
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,640
in just a few moments.
724
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,320
And believe me, as a farmer, I intend...
725
00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:51,050
♪ With a song ♪
726
00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,510
Hay down here where the
goats can get at it.
727
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:59,300
♪ It's asking for the taking ♪
728
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:02,380
♪ Trembling, shaking... ♪
729
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,600
- Hello, Doctor.
- Hello, nurse.
730
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,600
♪ My heart is aching ♪
731
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,600
♪ We're coming to the edge,
running on the water ♪
732
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,680
♪ Coming through the
fog, your sons and... ♪
733
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,260
Hey, boss.
734
00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:18,240
Didn't want to hit you with
this in front of Joe Hollywood,
735
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,060
but we are bleeding money by the second,
736
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,380
and Dawn's clients are the
only ones that can stop it.
737
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,720
Sorry, we know you and Dawn
738
00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:25,300
have a whole Moonlighting will-they,
739
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,740
won't-they sexual tension...
740
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,980
or I guess it's more
of a "are they still?"
741
00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:31,200
I mean, everyone assumes
yes, sexual intercourse.
742
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,760
Jesus, Wayne. Point is, we need her.
743
00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,800
- ♪ Taking... ♪
- Wait.
744
00:28:35,890 --> 00:28:37,240
You and Mo?
745
00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,019
♪ The sky is the color of blue ♪
746
00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,600
♪ You've never even seen ♪
747
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:42,930
♪ In the eyes of your lover ♪
748
00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:46,300
♪ Oh, my heart is aching ♪
749
00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:49,340
♪ We're coming to the edge,
running on the water ♪
750
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,430
♪ Coming through the fog,
your sons and daughters ♪
751
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:13,099
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752
00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:18,220
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