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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:06,760 Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:08,120 I'll take your shares of Georgina. 3 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:09,520 - You want to fuck with me? - Yes. 4 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:10,920 Unless your last name is Georgina, 5 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:13,400 anyone attempting a takeover gets burned. 6 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:15,180 You are risking everything! 7 00:00:18,130 --> 00:00:20,200 _ 8 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:32,100 I don't care what anybody says, okay? 9 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:34,670 Al Pacino's performance in Scarface was bad. 10 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:37,250 And you mean "bad" in, like, a good, black way? 11 00:00:37,340 --> 00:00:39,300 Duh, I mean, the guy's a national treasure, right? 12 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:41,820 He makes Paul Newman look like Paula Poundstone. 13 00:00:42,890 --> 00:00:44,840 Hey, little known fact, Brandt... Hey. 14 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,920 Al Pacino's not actually Cuban. 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,180 So, when you do my story, 16 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,860 you got to promise not to whitewash it, okay? 17 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,120 I don't want any light-skinned guys. 18 00:00:51,140 --> 00:00:52,579 Give me, uh, like, Carl Weathers, 19 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:54,480 uh, uh, Lou Gossett Jr., Bill Duke... 20 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,190 - you know, chocolate brothers. - Definitely, definitely. 21 00:00:56,210 --> 00:00:57,880 You know, the untitled Oliver Stone 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,219 Wall Street project will be an authentic portrayal 23 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:01,350 of a black man just trying 24 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,550 to break into this white boys' club... 25 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,630 Whoa, whoa. "Break in"? No, no, no. 26 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:06,000 A black man breaking into anything, 27 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:07,540 that's a terrible look, okay? 28 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,680 I mean, what's your tagline? 29 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,380 "From the street to Wall Street"? 30 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,210 Jimmy. 31 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,590 I'm joking. I'm in, Brandt. 32 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:16,420 So, while Nancy Reagan is telling everybody 33 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,920 that AIDS is no big whoop, I went long on condoms 34 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,420 because I knew that shit had legs. 35 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,480 This business... the good ones... 36 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:24,780 you stay on your toes, kid, okay? 37 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:25,800 You got to anticipate shit. 38 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,220 - You got to be able to stay one step... - So I got you all some gifts 39 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:29,240 for my first day. 40 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:32,020 Now, I kind of had to eyeball sizes, but if they don't fit, 41 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,920 no sweat, 'cause my-my fiancée's family 42 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:35,360 kind of owns the company, so, uh... 43 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,060 - It's pretty rad, huh? - Hey, Mo! 44 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,590 You're never gonna believe this. 45 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,050 Georgina Jeans... 46 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,100 ... takes three years off my ass. 47 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,250 Look at that. 48 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,040 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 49 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:50,180 What a coincidence. 50 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:52,300 It's not a coincidence, Hawaiian Punchy. 51 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,940 - Dawn's right. - I brilliantly orchestrated it... 52 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,380 ... so Blair got busted for blow down on the stock exchange floor, 53 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,180 so now his only fucking option is the Jammer Group. 54 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:01,220 So, once he marries that Georgina chick 55 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,920 and we get those shares, we also get cracker rich. 56 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,740 So I think the word for that is 57 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,480 "I'm a fucking genius"? Is that what it is? 58 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,940 You're the walkin', 59 00:02:10,980 --> 00:02:13,259 talkin' Stephen Hawkin'. I been telling people that. 60 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,400 Yeah, I'm pretty happy about how the whole thing worked out. 61 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,470 All you have to do 62 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:18,120 is fucking keep numb-nuts in the dark, okay, 63 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,200 until he marries that chick, 64 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,700 - and then we're gonna... - Hi, there. 65 00:02:20,730 --> 00:02:23,420 Is there an orientation video or a packet? 66 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,860 I just really need a computer to get the algorithm going. 67 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,140 I was going over the numbers last night, 68 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:28,560 - and I realized what went wrong... - Hey, hey, 69 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,580 what went wrong is that you spent all night 70 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,670 going over numbers, okay, 71 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,640 when you can learn way more about trading 72 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:35,700 from Raising Hell. 73 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,880 The Run-D.M.C. album. 74 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,090 Basically "It's Tricky." 75 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:41,680 Brandt, if you didn't write that down... 76 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,340 I'm loving it. It's great. 77 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:44,680 But maybe it could be the Talking Heads? 78 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,820 - W-we'll see. - Speaking of talking heads, 79 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,880 you think I could maybe get in for an interview here? 80 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:49,900 Yeah, great. Here, tell you what... 81 00:02:49,910 --> 00:02:51,860 keep your fucking video game away from my money 82 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,030 until you get some real-world experience, okay? 83 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:56,880 Now, uh, boys, why don't you give Blair here a tour? 84 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,000 - And you and I... - Okay, here we go. 85 00:02:59,090 --> 00:03:00,630 ... are gonna do our thing. 86 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:02,600 Okay, y-you know what? Keep that on. 87 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,149 And then after the tour, uh, 88 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,159 - we'll, y-you know... - Yeah? 89 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:06,400 - Yeah, meet the supporting cast. - Okay. 90 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,020 And then we'll, uh... 91 00:03:12,380 --> 00:03:14,400 - Pretty good plan, right? - "Plan"? 92 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,460 It's more like a felony 93 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,100 followed by a bunch of dumb luck. 94 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,840 - Name one lucky... - I can name a bunch! 95 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,500 You didn't know Blair would storm back in here. 96 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:22,130 You didn't know you'd bump into him after work, 97 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,620 and you certainly didn't know 98 00:03:23,630 --> 00:03:25,550 that he'd be arrested instead of your black ass 99 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:28,300 'cause... 'cause of your black ass. 100 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:29,630 The kitchenette's over there. 101 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,380 That's the window we throw stuff out of. 102 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,670 - Oh. - And here's our menu binder... 103 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,200 of prostitutes. 104 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,250 We call 'em 'tutes. 105 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:38,720 It makes it less sad. 106 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,240 That's gonna be in the movie, right? 107 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:42,150 - Uh, maybe, maybe. - Nice. 108 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:43,640 And, uh, over there is our powder room. 109 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,420 - Oh, fancy. - Uh, we just call it that 110 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,680 because that's where we do blow, so not shits, 111 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:49,350 but you can bring as many 'tutes in there as you want. 112 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,680 The best way to remember is, 113 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,430 "Toots? Hmm. 114 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:54,720 'Tutes? Hmm! 115 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,679 Toots? Mm." 116 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,100 That was fucking hilarious, Brandt. 117 00:03:58,180 --> 00:03:59,930 So that's three toots. Write that. 118 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:03,100 Well, I-I-I-I don't do coke or, uh, 'tutes. 119 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,430 I'm sorry, am I saying that right? 120 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:05,640 I'm, uh... I'm engaged 121 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,520 and also a good person. That didn't come out right. 122 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:08,750 - Oh! - A thousand pardons! 123 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:10,020 Can you pass the Grey Poupon? 124 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,050 He's getting married! 125 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:13,200 Oh, guys, guys, come on. 126 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,600 Calm down. Blair's our future, right? 127 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,260 The kid should be showing us around. 128 00:04:17,350 --> 00:04:18,620 Like Mo said, all you lack 129 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,220 is a little real-world experience, 130 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,630 which is why I want you to fill this order 131 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,100 with our broker, Fat Fred. 132 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,239 Can't miss him. He's, like, "yo mama joke" fat. 133 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,320 Um, well, uh, okay. Fill or kill. 134 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:28,350 - That's right. You see? - Yeah. 135 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:29,540 This guy's already got it. 136 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:31,430 Get out of here. Have a good time down there! 137 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:33,470 Ugh. 138 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:34,979 So what you don't know, Hollywood, 139 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:36,360 is that pit is insane. 140 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,140 Those brokers will yell out whatever you hand them. 141 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,260 I wrote down "I'm fat" on that slip of paper, 142 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,180 and when Fat Fred shouts that out to the floor, 143 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:43,579 he is gonna smack 144 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:45,220 - the handsome off that kid. - Oh, man. 145 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,550 It's a classic Wall Street prank. 146 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,890 And that, gentlemen, is how you get in the movie. 147 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:51,300 Oh, nice. 148 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:52,849 Not to mention, the whole thing hinged 149 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,800 on you bumping into Blair with the coke 150 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,720 the guys surprised you with for your birthday, 151 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:58,860 which also happened to be Blair's first day. 152 00:04:58,890 --> 00:05:00,720 Okay. First things first, 153 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,280 the security guard on the floor... 154 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:05,010 In my pocket, along with a backup bag of coke. 155 00:05:05,050 --> 00:05:06,890 And Chad's been tailing Blair for months, 156 00:05:06,970 --> 00:05:08,580 and there's only so many places white people go. 157 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,470 I could've bumped into this guy in an apple orchard 158 00:05:10,550 --> 00:05:12,050 or at a puppet show 159 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:14,890 or at a place with a turkey sandwich to die for. 160 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,220 Sold! Two and a quarter, sold! 161 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:22,480 Excuse me. Sorry. 162 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,500 Oop, pardon me. 163 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,600 Whoops. Sorry. 164 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,890 Uh-oh. That's gonna leave a mark. 165 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,680 Thank you. Oh. 166 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,350 - It's you. - Hey. 167 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:39,890 No hard feelings about yesterday, okay? 168 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:42,680 I mean, in hindsight, would the Celtics have drafted Len Bias? 169 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,850 I don't know. 170 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:45,540 It's for the best. Mo Monroe hired me. 171 00:05:45,570 --> 00:05:46,920 - Two and a quarter! - Twist! 172 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:49,300 Yeah, I'm down here filling my very first order. 173 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,050 Let me do the honors. 174 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,040 Oh, I-I-I'm supposed to fill it with, um... 175 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:56,350 with a broker named uh, uh, Fred, 176 00:05:56,430 --> 00:05:58,300 who's a bit... Rubenesque. 177 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,890 - Fat Fred? - Yes, yes! 178 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,120 Yeah, he's probably eating a lasagna 179 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:02,280 on the shitter right now, all right? 180 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,470 Look, I fill for Mo all the time. 181 00:06:04,500 --> 00:06:06,140 Consider it my apology to you. 182 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:08,680 - Really? - All right! 183 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,979 - Oh, my God! - Calm down, Cinderella. 184 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:13,470 - Okay. - Kid popped his cherry! 185 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,830 I get it. Haze the new guy. 186 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:19,220 Just like a cappella camp. 187 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:20,620 You call this hazing? 188 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:21,850 Tell that to my frat brother Blake 189 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,060 next time you're in Heaven. 190 00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:26,140 Hey, Brian, I need you to suck my dick! 191 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,390 On a horse. At a John Hughes movie. 192 00:06:28,470 --> 00:06:30,020 - In a John Hughes movie. - Okay, I get it. 193 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,930 He's white, all right? So you got him here. 194 00:06:32,010 --> 00:06:34,440 Now what? How are you gonna get Blair to just give us 195 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,640 his Georgina shares once he's married, Mo? 196 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,620 I'm gonna form a father-son kind of... you know, like 197 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:42,010 a reverse Diff'rent Strokes or Webster... 198 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:44,510 and then he's gonna want to join forces with me, okay? 199 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,840 It's pretty fucking simple, all right? 200 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,440 What if it doesn't work, huh? What? What then? 201 00:06:48,470 --> 00:06:51,140 We're stuck with 49% of a dog that we can't sell 202 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:52,719 and crippling loans... 203 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,540 literally, because you borrowed money 204 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,460 from actual villains who will cripple us. 205 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:57,850 I know what I'm doing! 206 00:06:58,020 --> 00:06:59,340 You're probably just too hopped up 207 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:00,930 on Dexatrims and Lean Cuisine to fuckin' get it. 208 00:07:01,010 --> 00:07:02,140 Oh, God. You know what? 209 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:03,500 I thought we stopped having sex 210 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,080 when I dumped your ass, but somehow, 211 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,300 you're still fucking me. 212 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,760 Oh, that's what this is about? Your hurt feelings, Dawn? 213 00:07:09,850 --> 00:07:11,890 Because I broke up with you? Well, guess what. 214 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,390 Go cry in a stall or something, okay? 215 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:14,850 This is a place of business. 216 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:16,940 And I am the goddamn head trader! 217 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:19,030 Of my company. It ain't called the Dawn Group. 218 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,300 And it ain't called the Mo Group. 219 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,550 You named the place the Jammer Group, 220 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:22,930 like it's a fucking record label, 221 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,220 and nobody knows why! 222 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,880 It doesn't matter why! This is my place. 223 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:27,850 I can do whatever I want. I can name anything I want. 224 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:30,760 Ah, watch this. This chair is now named Sam. 225 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,550 Uh, the panther... this is Karen. 226 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,320 Your name is Tyrone. 227 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:37,099 The door's name is Chris, and Chris would like to know, 228 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,420 are you in, or are you out? 229 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,800 I'm out! 230 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:41,020 Where you going, Tyrone? 231 00:07:41,550 --> 00:07:43,880 Don't you fucking call me Tyrone again! 232 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:45,600 Where you going, Tyrone? 233 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,520 Do not slam Chris. 234 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:51,180 Don't slam fucking Chris! 235 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:53,560 Come back here and apologize to Chris! 236 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,800 PMS... happens every day 237 00:07:55,820 --> 00:07:56,940 with this one, you know what I mean? 238 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,280 Dawn, what are you doing? 239 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,349 Nobody believes this fucking act, Dawn. 240 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:01,720 Stop it. You're not gonna quit. 241 00:08:01,820 --> 00:08:04,260 Mo... 242 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,010 Fuck you. I quit. 243 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,890 Uh... you're fired! 244 00:08:07,970 --> 00:08:10,430 Shit. "Quit." Y-you heard me, right? 245 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:12,680 I fired her before she quit. 246 00:08:14,050 --> 00:08:15,280 What the fuck happened to you? 247 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:19,700 Ooh, shit, the pit ate you alive, son, Sarlacc style. 248 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:22,060 - What'd you do, Keith? - I pulled the "I'm fat" prank. 249 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:23,960 Didn't realize Fred would get so handsy, though. 250 00:08:24,020 --> 00:08:25,860 Oh, no, I couldn't find Fred, but don't worry. 251 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,050 - I filled the order. - What order? 252 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:30,350 One M F.A.T.... one million 253 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,100 of Federal Allied Titanium, right? 254 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,060 - Wayne. Wayne! - Shit! 255 00:08:35,070 --> 00:08:36,200 We're in at four! 256 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:39,640 Oh, fuck, the kid bought a dog for four million! 257 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,350 Four million? That... 258 00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:44,800 ... tickles. 259 00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,000 This guy can't even get pranked right. 260 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:47,840 - He's a fucking idiot. - No, you're a fucking idiot, Keith. 261 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,000 - And you're fired. - Oh, come on, boss. 262 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:51,220 Oh, you want some of this, too, Ronnie? 263 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,470 Guess what. You're fucking fired, too. 264 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:53,820 Get your shit and get out. 265 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,640 - But you were in my wedding. - Right, Brandt? 266 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,380 Ain't called "show friends." It's called "show business." 267 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,439 Wait, we're not in show business. 268 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:01,220 You're not in any business, Keith! 269 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,660 Get the fuck out of here. 270 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,800 Wayne, Yassir, dump that F.A.T. ASAP. 271 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:07,260 Blair, face-fuck the wall. 272 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,720 - On it. - Hey, Brandt. 273 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,720 Let's take this in the office. What do you say? 274 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,400 Anybody else embarrasses me 275 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:14,680 in front of my fucking movieographer, 276 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,430 you're gonna be living in Brooklyn. 277 00:09:16,510 --> 00:09:17,740 Fix this shit. 278 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,720 Yeah, I've got quite the opportunity for you. 279 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,640 Oh! What a morning. 280 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,980 Can I help you find something? 281 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,819 Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine. 282 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,000 Can I help you find something? 283 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:52,850 Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine. 284 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,930 Ooh, Chanel Number Five. 285 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,820 That's a lot better than Jean Naté, am I right? 286 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:02,860 But $250? 287 00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:04,930 That's just crazy, girlfriend! 288 00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,780 Could you help me find something? 289 00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,320 Motherfucker, really? 290 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,930 You see a name tag on my titty? 291 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:24,140 I'm gonna find whoever the fuck did this 292 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:25,460 and shove more titanium up their ass 293 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:26,470 than RoboCop's boyfriend. 294 00:10:26,471 --> 00:10:28,780 Look, I'm sure this was just a misunderstanding, okay? 295 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,020 There he is. 296 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,970 Oh, uh, you know what? Let's deal with this upstairs. 297 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,220 - Wait. What? Wait. What? - Keith! What's up, queef? 298 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,439 - You guys know each other? - Yeah! 299 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:39,740 We used to share a desk 300 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,850 till Keith quit 'cause he sucked. 301 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,800 Anywho, turns out that Federal Allied Titanium order 302 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:48,770 was a prank, so, uh, I'm gonna have to insist 303 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,050 that you take the shares. 304 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:51,430 - I-it's only right. - Done. 305 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,640 For your algorithm. 306 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,370 You give me that, and I'll take all the shares 307 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,350 at three-point-five. 308 00:10:58,430 --> 00:11:00,500 Ooh, F.A.T. is tankin'. 309 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,320 Somebody must've shorted it 310 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:05,930 when they found out you were have a million-share fire sale. 311 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,520 But that's insider trading. 312 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:09,920 Down here we just call it "trading." Is he for real? 313 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,640 Just take the fucking shares, Tyler. 314 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,930 - Come on. - Or what? 315 00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,860 There'll be hell "toupee"? 316 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,800 Kid, give him the fucking algorithm. 317 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,100 - Let's go. - I can't. I'm sorry. 318 00:11:18,130 --> 00:11:19,460 There's got to be another way to get your job back. 319 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,500 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 320 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:24,390 Keithleen got fired over this? 321 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,120 I didn't even know that this day could get 322 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:27,320 any fucking better! 323 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,520 God damn, this is cool, like a McDLT. 324 00:11:35,350 --> 00:11:37,860 I mean, you could call it a dog-shit stock, 325 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:40,200 or I could call your wife, tell her all about that trip 326 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:42,660 you and your nanny took to sunny Bora-bortion. 327 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,299 - You remember that? - Three and an eighth? 328 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,050 Come on, man, this isn't Let's Make a Deal. 329 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,680 I'm not Monty Hall. We're not being filmed 330 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,160 in front of a live studio audien... 331 00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,220 No, no, I get that you get that. 332 00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:52,640 Maybe then you should've thought of that 333 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:54,300 before your adventures in babysitters! 334 00:11:54,350 --> 00:11:56,890 - We're down six figs. - How did this happen? 335 00:11:56,970 --> 00:11:59,680 Well, we were down five figs, and then we lost more figs. 336 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,390 Word is out. The whole floor's short. 337 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:02,760 We're gonna lose the entire four mil 338 00:12:02,770 --> 00:12:04,320 if we keep trying to unload it piece by piece. 339 00:12:04,340 --> 00:12:05,920 Look, our only hope is to dump it 340 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,180 into one of our big clients' accounts all at once. 341 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:11,280 But Dawn is the only one with accounts that big. 342 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,560 Fuck! We're gonna have to tell Mo right now. 343 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:15,180 But if we do it in front of Hollywood Square, 344 00:12:15,260 --> 00:12:16,680 our asses are grass. 345 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,850 Check it out. 346 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,890 Let me tell you about the time I got into a bidding war 347 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,430 with Emilio Estevez over a Basqui-yacht, 348 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,720 which is a yacht entirely muralized 349 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,940 by Jean-Michel. 350 00:12:29,980 --> 00:12:31,300 How about that? Emilio Estevez. 351 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,500 That's a great idea for Blair. 352 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,980 - Hey, boss! - What? 353 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,849 Um, remember how you told us that everything you learned 354 00:12:36,850 --> 00:12:39,510 about trading, you learned from Run-D.M.C.? 355 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:43,100 Well, they just released a new cassingle, and let me tell you, 356 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,800 I think it would be the perfect song 357 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:45,920 for your movie soundtrack. 358 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:47,800 Yassir, you are really fucking trying me. 359 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:49,080 You got to hear it right now. 360 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:08,390 Oh, y-yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fresh. 361 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,980 - Can I hear it? - No, but tell you what... 362 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,560 why don't we take a little five to cool off? 363 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:13,260 And we're gonna get right back in perfect harmony, 364 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,970 like Ebony and Ivan Reitman. 365 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:21,720 A million shares? 366 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,160 Classic! I quit my job an hour ago, 367 00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:26,050 and you already need me to get you out of some shit. 368 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,280 No. "Need"? I did not say the N word. 369 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,220 And by the way, I fired you. 370 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,970 - I quit. I quit. No... - Yeah, run it back, Dawn, I... 371 00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,390 - Is there a problem here? - Can I help you find 372 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:34,550 - something? - Yeah, there is a problem. 373 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,040 This one always loses her shit, 374 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,780 and then we make up in about a day. 375 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,119 But we don't have a day, Dawn, 376 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,469 so here's what we're gonna do. 377 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:41,890 Give me one of each of these skorts 378 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,180 - in a size four. - Two. 379 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:44,930 Then give me that whole wall of pumps in a six, 380 00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:46,160 and you still fuck with pantsuits, Dawn? 381 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,680 - Yeah, I love them. - Basically everything 382 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:49,260 in my field of vision so that we can get 383 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,860 this wonderful woman back to work. 384 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,600 - Bullshit. - Oh, no, no, no. 385 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:57,100 I insist. I insist. 386 00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,520 - Okay. - Great. 387 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,380 Consider it my apology. 388 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,000 For what? 389 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,720 For... that you're mad, okay? 390 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,390 I'm not mad. 391 00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:08,760 Tired. 392 00:14:08,850 --> 00:14:10,580 I'm tired of the roller coaster. 393 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,640 Get the fuck out of here. 394 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:13,850 You get off on that roller coaster... 395 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,760 like that time we got off on that roller coaster. 396 00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,320 No, you got off on that roller coaster. 397 00:14:17,330 --> 00:14:18,340 I was just screaming 398 00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:20,140 'cause that guy in front of us got hit by the fucking bird. 399 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:23,060 - Uh-huh, yeah, right. - You don't get it, Mo. 400 00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:24,849 Wall Street is not the roller coaster. 401 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:27,390 You are, and I'm tired of hanging off the back. 402 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:29,800 I didn't hate your Blair plan. 403 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:32,180 I hated that you didn't tell me! 404 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,800 Look, I can call my guy, Kurt Covington, right now 405 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:37,300 and stash all that fat right in his family trust. 406 00:14:37,390 --> 00:14:38,919 - Yes. - All you got to do 407 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,400 is give me the piece of the Jammer Group that I deserve. 408 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,560 This shit again? 409 00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:44,660 Mo, make me your partner. 410 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,850 Or I got to go. 411 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,349 Where are you gonna go? Let me tell you something. 412 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:50,760 All your white-boy private-school friends, 413 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,200 they will summer with you. 414 00:14:52,220 --> 00:14:53,670 Yeah, they'll fuck you, 415 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,220 but they are not gonna hire you. 416 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,470 All I want is a piece of what we built... 417 00:14:57,550 --> 00:15:00,390 for all the sacrifices, all... all the abuse, 418 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,100 all the times I got called "Hot Coffee" 419 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,180 or was told to get coffee 420 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,970 or asked if I wanted cream in my coffee, 421 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,760 which is fucking gross. 422 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:10,220 You need me, Mo. 423 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,550 - Mm. - It's okay to say it. 424 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,220 Say it. 425 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,060 Say it. 426 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,430 When have you ever seen me give anybody anything? 427 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,540 No, baby, it don't work like that. 428 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,970 You want something from Mo, 429 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,850 you're gonna have to fucking take it. 430 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,999 - Isn't it time for your dramatic exit? - Yeah, it's a perfect exit line, 431 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,560 and I should've gone, but the chick has my fucking Amex. 432 00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,340 Dawn. 433 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:51,050 So I'm gonna see you back at the office or what? 434 00:15:54,180 --> 00:15:56,760 So are you guys in a band or something? 435 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:03,960 You're not gonna find it. 436 00:16:04,020 --> 00:16:05,900 Then just give it to me, okay? 437 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,350 What, you think this is why you were hired? 438 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,400 'Cause of your algorithm? 439 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:10,020 It doesn't even fucking work, okay? 440 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,080 You lost everything faster than my bubbe on Kristallnacht. 441 00:16:12,110 --> 00:16:13,280 Yeah, that's the point. 442 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,100 You saw what it lost in an hour. 443 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,300 I-I'm working on it, 444 00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:18,260 but if I give Ty that version, 445 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,680 it could crash their whole infrastructure. 446 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,550 - So? - "So"? 447 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,300 That's unethical. 448 00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:25,350 But I guess the guy making Holocaust jokes 449 00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,500 maybe wouldn't understand that. 450 00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:27,800 Congratulations on your ethics, 451 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,920 'cause you just Holo-cost me my job. 452 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:36,380 I'm sorry, okay? I really am. 453 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,930 Do you want to know why I really quit my job? 454 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,240 'Cause Ty found out that I cheated on my wife, 455 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,340 and he blackmailed me. 456 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,160 Now, before you judge me, 457 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,250 marriage is a marathon. You'll see, all right? 458 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,720 Shera and I were going through a rough patch, 459 00:16:47,730 --> 00:16:49,600 and I met this chick... she was a total fox... 460 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,940 Justine Bateman body, Jason Bateman personality. 461 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:55,340 But it was the biggest mistake of my life. 462 00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:56,890 Family Ties in more ways than one. 463 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:59,420 Really, guy? 464 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,350 That's your fucking closer after blowing up my life? 465 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:03,080 Thank you. Thank you. 466 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:07,510 Uh... 467 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:15,470 - Where are you going? - Home. 468 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:17,470 You know, the bullshit's better in LA. 469 00:17:17,550 --> 00:17:19,180 Maybe it's the water. 470 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,120 Okay, but you're gonna miss a master of the universe 471 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,340 working his magic. 472 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,050 Yep, that pretty much sums up my whole trip. 473 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:27,050 - Hey! - There he is. 474 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:29,350 Kurt, you flirt. Get in here, my man. 475 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,079 - How's the jizz biz, kid? - Well... 476 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080 Hey, you got carpal tunnel yet 477 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,140 from jerking off all those horses? 478 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,859 Well, it's called stud farming, and, you know, 479 00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:36,800 I don't... I don't personally masturbate the horses. 480 00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,390 Ah! Tell it to the judge. 481 00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:40,060 Hey, Kurt Covington, meet Brandt. 482 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,800 Brandt is writing a movie about my life. 483 00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:42,980 - No big whoop. - Wow. 484 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,580 Uh, we're still in early development. 485 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,640 It's gonna get done. 486 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,970 You know, I was pretty surprised 487 00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:48,860 to get a little audience with the king here. 488 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:50,360 Usually Dawn handles all my... 489 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,680 Yeah, I don't usually meet with clients anymore, 490 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,700 but I got to tell you Kurt, 491 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:54,680 when this titanium deal crossed my desk, 492 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,180 you crossed my mind. 493 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,970 But with the volatility of the dollar, 494 00:17:58,050 --> 00:17:59,680 - we need to get into this thing... - Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 495 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,640 Come on, Mo, I'm in, all right? 496 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,460 As long as Dawn says it's okay. 497 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,880 She's been my financial adviser 498 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,100 since I almost lost my lunch money to a claw machine 499 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:08,540 back in, like, the fifth grade. 500 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,180 You didn't just say a claw machine, did you? 501 00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,330 - Yeah. - God. 502 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,600 Brandt, write this down. 503 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,120 Okay, you know what? 504 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,280 Let's give Dawn a call right now. 505 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,120 Okay. 506 00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:24,260 Hey, Dawny. Yeah, it's Mo. 507 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,260 Uh, listen, I got Kurt in the office he... Want to say hi? 508 00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:28,050 - Hey. Hey, Dawn. - Hey, Dawn, that's Kurt. 509 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,020 So, yeah, we're looking at this titanium deal, 510 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,280 which I know that you love for him. 511 00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,660 I mean, hell, it was your idea. 512 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,599 So, uh, that bell is, uh, gonna ring anytime now. 513 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,260 Yeah? Close this up? 514 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:41,510 ... is what I expect you to say when you get this message. 515 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,470 - Obviously leaving a message. - Oh. 516 00:18:43,550 --> 00:18:45,160 Oh, that was... oh, me, okay. 517 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,390 You started without me, I see. 518 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,520 We're actually almost done. 519 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:49,350 We just need you to break out that old rubber stamp. 520 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,880 Ah, I wish. 521 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,640 I was late because I was chained to my desk 522 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,260 running the numbers, and, uh, Mo, you know, 523 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,600 as your trusted employee, 524 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,820 sadly, I-I do not recommend. 525 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,519 Ah, well, that's life in the big city, right? 526 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,600 - Yeah. - Hey, you know what? 527 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:05,470 Let's t-take a second. Just, um... 528 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:07,850 I got an idea... why don't we step outside, 529 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:09,120 run these numbers again, 530 00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:10,720 make sure that our deal doesn't work? 531 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,060 I'm sorry, what'd you say Mo? 532 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,510 What'd you say, baby? 533 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:14,600 Run the numbers again, 534 00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,500 make sure that our deal doesn't work. 535 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,300 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah. 536 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,140 Let's do that. 537 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:22,640 Thirty percent, name on the door, valet spot. 538 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,180 Zero percent, your name on a tag 539 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,660 that you wear on a uniform 540 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,120 when you are valet parking my car in hell. 541 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,100 - Okay. - Okay, wait... 542 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,440 I'll double your bonus, Dawn, 543 00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:35,600 but don't get fucking greedy on me. 544 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,890 Don't talk to me about greed. 545 00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,930 Greed is... good Lord! 546 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,900 Are you trying to hide behind a lamp? 547 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,220 - No... - Really? 548 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,720 Uh, can you just keep going? 549 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,420 This is exactly the shit I need. 550 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,850 And this is exactly the shit that I don't need ever again! 551 00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:52,850 Okay, hold it, Dawn. Hold it. 552 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:56,340 Five percent, no name, parking spot, but on G4... 553 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,580 you know, the one that smells like post-game Detlef Schrempf. 554 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,920 Twenty-five percent... 555 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:02,350 ... name, slightly smaller font, G2. 556 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,480 And what's a Detlef Schrempf? 557 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,380 Oh, you know what? 558 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,140 Excuse me, Dawn. No deal. 559 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,260 - Kurt. - Kurt. 560 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,140 Unfortunately, you know, we were talking, 561 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,350 and we don't think the F.A.T. is right for your portfolio. 562 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,300 - Dawn's right. - I am? 563 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:17,800 - I am. - Yeah. 564 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,560 Y-y-you're the best analyst on the street, 565 00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,100 and if you say you've been chained to your desk 566 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:22,760 working every angle, then I trust you. 567 00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:23,920 Ah, workaholic. 568 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,680 I didn't even take lunch. I'm starving. 569 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,210 Come in. 570 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,460 Quite a shopping spree today, ma'am. 571 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,799 So we wanted to hand-deliver these personally. 572 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,140 Huh. Wait a minute, you bought all that stuff today? 573 00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,140 - Well, uh... - I'm so confused. 574 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,180 I mean, if you were out there shopping, 575 00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,100 when did you have time to crunch those numbers? 576 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:45,660 The fundamentals must have improved 577 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,959 when you were out there buying skorts and pantsuits 578 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,930 - or whatever the fuck that is. - Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no... 579 00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:51,510 What do you say, Kurt? Let's do this thing. 580 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,899 15 minutes to close, buddy. 581 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:53,920 You know, in my business, 582 00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,160 this is what we call a sticky situation. 583 00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:00,930 All right, 15 percent, name on the letterhead, G3 or below. 584 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,850 Ten percent, no name, 585 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,010 G-O fuck yourself. 586 00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,430 Ty, don't you remember 587 00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:12,050 when you used to be me... uncorrupted? 588 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,760 It's not too late for you to... 589 00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:17,500 to change and make the new you me, 590 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,890 which... which is really the old you. 591 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,660 So, in a way, you're not changing 592 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,350 by changing back into who we are. 593 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:29,050 Just take the shares, Ty. Do the right thing. 594 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,600 Oh! 595 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,510 Let me "do the right thing." 596 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,510 You cost a man his job today for the second time. 597 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,600 Oh, he told you about that, huh? 598 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:49,640 Yeah, yeah. How do you sleep at night? 599 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,930 It actually is difficult, because, you see, 600 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,800 every time I close my eyes, 601 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:56,340 I see Keith in the supply closet 602 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,180 chowing down on the Sparkletts delivery guy. 603 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,600 Told you... Keith quit 'cause he sucked. 604 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,470 Are you saying that Keith is a... homo? 605 00:22:04,550 --> 00:22:06,720 Oh, I thought he told you about the affair. 606 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,260 Whoopsie, did I let the cat out of the fag bag? 607 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,679 Who cares? Fucking fairies, right? 608 00:22:14,510 --> 00:22:16,430 Up top, Care Blair. 609 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,010 You know what? 610 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:25,220 Here's your algorithm. You deserve it, Ty. 611 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,260 Pleasure doing business with you, Retardo Montalban. 612 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,360 Look, even if I would go 15 percent... which I won't... 613 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:37,720 how are we gonna get him to take the deal now? 614 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,050 We both look like fucking idiots. 615 00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,470 You can do what I always do. 616 00:22:40,550 --> 00:22:41,970 Kurt... he didn't come from money. 617 00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:44,170 He married it, so when I need him to buy something, 618 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,359 I just suggest that we call his wife, Sandra, 619 00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:47,470 and we see what she thinks. 620 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,040 Of course he refuses. 621 00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:51,500 God forbid it ever looks like you guys need a woman's help. 622 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:54,350 Come on, Mo, just give me my 15 percent, 623 00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,050 and I can go in there, and I can close this. 624 00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,140 Nah, but thanks for the tip. 625 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:01,680 Watch this. 626 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,860 Kurt. 627 00:23:02,890 --> 00:23:04,800 Sorry, we just can't seem to get on the same page. 628 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,550 Here's what I think we need to do. 629 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,840 Let's give Sandra a call. 630 00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:08,980 Right? I mean, she's gonna have to sign off 631 00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:10,220 on this deal anyway, 632 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,920 and I think she's really gonna be fired up about it. 633 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:14,100 And if I know old Sandy, she's still gonna be fired up 634 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,660 by the time you get home, if you know what I mean. 635 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:16,860 My wife is dead. 636 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,850 I'm gonna get that. 637 00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:30,480 - Yeah? - I did it. 638 00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,930 I got Morgan to buy those F.A.T. shares. 639 00:23:33,010 --> 00:23:34,620 - No shit. - Well, actually, 640 00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,760 Keith and I got MoStan to buy the F.A.T. shares. 641 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,780 And I got a ton of that real-world experience 642 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,140 you were talking about. 643 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,080 It is tricky. 644 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:47,360 Right, Mo? 645 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,760 Mo? 646 00:23:51,010 --> 00:23:54,420 Hey, so, um, where were we? 647 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,100 Uh, you were just intimating 648 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,720 that I should make love to my wife, 649 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,840 who exploded three years ago. 650 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,470 - Dawn, what am I doing here? - Mo, what are we doing here? 651 00:24:02,550 --> 00:24:03,800 Six minutes to the close. 652 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:06,390 If we're not gonna do this deal, I got to go. 653 00:24:06,470 --> 00:24:07,760 For real? 654 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,100 For real. 655 00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,660 Listen, Kurt, my condolences, okay? 656 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,480 I am not a people person. In fact, I hate them. 657 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,510 But numbers... 658 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,720 I hate them shits, too. 659 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,480 But do you know who's really good at both? 660 00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:33,340 My partner Dawn. 661 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:38,180 Why else do you think she's got 15 percent of my company? 662 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,640 Whatever you two decide. 663 00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:55,550 Ah... 664 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,180 yep. 665 00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:01,180 Kurt, let's, uh... 666 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,720 - let's do this thing, okay? - Okay. 667 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:13,980 Voilà. 668 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,720 So I guess you do need me. 669 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,390 Nah. Guys made a mess. 670 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:21,640 You had a mop. That's it. 671 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,080 Dumb luck. And I'll tell you something... 672 00:25:24,110 --> 00:25:26,500 you fucked up, Dawn, 'cause I would've gone to 20. 673 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,550 Yeah? 674 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,260 You fucked up, 'cause I'd have took ten. 675 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,980 Well, that didn't end how I expected. 676 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,940 - Yeah. - I guess, uh, 677 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:44,390 Dawn's pretty good at being one step ahead herself. 678 00:25:44,470 --> 00:25:46,890 Eh, not exactly. 679 00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:49,390 Anyway, what do you think? We got a movie here or what? 680 00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:51,219 - Yes! I love it. - Great. 681 00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:52,720 I mean, it's just like I said, you know? 682 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,400 It's the story of this black underdog 683 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,820 just trying to break into that boys' club. 684 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,140 It's gonna be one hell of a movie about Wall Street. 685 00:26:00,150 --> 00:26:01,510 - You're goddamn right it is. - Yeah, yeah. 686 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,200 Just not for me and Oliver. 687 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:05,940 - What? - We're not gonna do it. 688 00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:07,890 But I-I'll... I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 689 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,550 I'm gonna take all those notes I was taking, 690 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,470 hand them over to my buddy Mike Nichols, 691 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,759 'cause he's also doing a movie about Wall Street. 692 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,240 - Oh! - Yeah, it's called Working Girl. 693 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,260 Don't worry... I'm gonna make him promise me 694 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,660 that he's not gonna whitewash Dawn's story either, okay? 695 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,350 Dawn's story? 696 00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:23,399 You're seeing this whole fucking thing wrong, okay? 697 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,550 She didn't win. I won. 698 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,180 The guys got rid of the shares. I didn't have to give her shit. 699 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:30,720 I just did that... you know, 'cause... 700 00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:32,430 What, 'cause you actually need her, 701 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,010 but you can't admit it? 702 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,050 Okay. 703 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:38,020 But isn't that the kind of fucking tortured-hero shit 704 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,820 that you guys jack off to? 705 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,430 No. 706 00:26:41,510 --> 00:26:44,510 No, that's just, uh... 707 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,510 ... sad. 708 00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:51,510 ♪ We're coming to the edge ♪ 709 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,390 ♪ Running on the water... ♪ 710 00:26:54,470 --> 00:26:56,040 Hey, Brandt? 711 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,340 Fuck off! 712 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:04,970 ♪ Let the river run ♪ 713 00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:08,680 ♪ Let all the dreamers ♪ 714 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,550 ♪ Wake the nation ♪ 715 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:14,940 ♪ Come ♪ 716 00:27:14,980 --> 00:27:20,390 ♪ The New Jerusalem ♪ 717 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:28,760 ♪ Silver cities rise ♪ 718 00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:31,999 ♪ The morning lights ♪ 719 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,010 ♪ The streets that meet them ♪ 720 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,970 ♪ And sirens call them on ♪ 721 00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,220 ♪ With... ♪ 722 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,510 And I promise, I'll get to that 723 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,640 in just a few moments. 724 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,320 And believe me, as a farmer, I intend... 725 00:27:48,340 --> 00:27:51,050 ♪ With a song ♪ 726 00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:53,510 Hay down here where the goats can get at it. 727 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:59,300 ♪ It's asking for the taking ♪ 728 00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:02,380 ♪ Trembling, shaking... ♪ 729 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,600 - Hello, Doctor. - Hello, nurse. 730 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,600 ♪ My heart is aching ♪ 731 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,600 ♪ We're coming to the edge, running on the water ♪ 732 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,680 ♪ Coming through the fog, your sons and... ♪ 733 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,260 Hey, boss. 734 00:28:16,350 --> 00:28:18,240 Didn't want to hit you with this in front of Joe Hollywood, 735 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,060 but we are bleeding money by the second, 736 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,380 and Dawn's clients are the only ones that can stop it. 737 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,720 Sorry, we know you and Dawn 738 00:28:23,740 --> 00:28:25,300 have a whole Moonlighting will-they, 739 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,740 won't-they sexual tension... 740 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,980 or I guess it's more of a "are they still?" 741 00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:31,200 I mean, everyone assumes yes, sexual intercourse. 742 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,760 Jesus, Wayne. Point is, we need her. 743 00:28:33,850 --> 00:28:35,800 - ♪ Taking... ♪ - Wait. 744 00:28:35,890 --> 00:28:37,240 You and Mo? 745 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:39,019 ♪ The sky is the color of blue ♪ 746 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:40,600 ♪ You've never even seen ♪ 747 00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:42,930 ♪ In the eyes of your lover ♪ 748 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:46,300 ♪ Oh, my heart is aching ♪ 749 00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:49,340 ♪ We're coming to the edge, running on the water ♪ 750 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,430 ♪ Coming through the fog, your sons and daughters ♪ 751 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:13,099 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 752 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:18,220 ♪ It's asking for the taking ♪ 55985

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