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♪♪
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Oh. Look, Emma,
it finally came.
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My high school diploma.
It's so official.
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It's signed
by the principal,
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and the dean,
and everything.
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God, I hated
those people.
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Now, I know
it took me an extra
six years to get this,
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but the point is,
I did it.
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I also did
my old high school
biology teacher,
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which was
an added bonus.
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-She's so...
-Hot.
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Exactly.
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Wait. Do you
actually understand
what I'm saying?
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No.
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That's a relief
because...
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Wait. You're lying
to me, aren't you?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
You really are
my kid.
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Just know
if Ms. Gilcrest
ever ends up
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spending the night,
that it was just
a very long playdate
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and nothing
inappropriate
happened.
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You buying
any of that?
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-No.
-Yeah, didn't think so.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ It's amazing
how the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change directions ♪
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Well, thanks
for a great evening, Ben.
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Thank you for an even better
morning, Ms. Gilcrest.
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You know, you don't have
to keep calling me that.
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I know.
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Hey. If it isn't
Old Man Ross.
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You on your way back
to the home?
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Ben Wheeler.
Remember me, sir?
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Yeah, I remember I've hit you
in the face before.
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Who's this? You're nanny?
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Ms. Gilcrest?
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Oh, my God! It's you.
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Riley Perrin.
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Riley! Hi.
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It's always fun running
into former students.
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Except when you've just slept
with another one.
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And you can call me Sarah.
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Why would I do that?
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Apparently,
it's her name.
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-Who knew?
-(elevator dings)
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Well, I'd love to stay
for the delightful chit-chat,
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but I'm just not
that good a liar.
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I'm gonna go too.
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Aw. Bye, sweetie.
Have a good day.
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I'll see you at work.
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Okay. It was really nice
to see you again. Take care.
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Oh, my God! I can't believe
you hooked up with Ms. Gilcrest.
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After all the crap you gave me
about dating an older guy.
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Name one time
I've ever given you crap.
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Literally, five seconds ago.
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Dating someone
a little older is great.
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She gets it. You know,
she's just here for the fun.
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No commitment. It's perfect.
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You know, that's exactly
what I like about Ross.
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You know, it's not some
big relationship where you're
all codependent and clingy,
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and you can't go two seconds
without hearing from each other.
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(cell phones ringing)
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Hey, Ross. What's wrong?
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Hey, Ms. G. What's up?
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You miss me?
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You just left.
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Of course
I'm thinking about you.
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Because you're calling me.
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Give it. Okay.
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All right. I will take
the sapphire earrings that
you're showing right now.
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Okay. And you know what?
And the table that
the earrings are on.
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You know what?
And the carpet
that the table is on.
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You know what?
And the pants you're wearing.
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You know what? Just give me
everything on the TV.
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All right, Mrs. Wheeler...
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these are your boxes. Okay?
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It's bad enough I have to deal
with your crap.
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Now I have to sign for it
and carry it upstairs too?
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Look, Tucker, I just don't want
my doorman to think
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that I have
a shopping problem.
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Oh, yeah. Especially since
he already thinks you got
a drinking problem.
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Yeah, we talk.
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Look, whatever.
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Look, I've got bigger problems.
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Okay, my husband has been gone
for three months,
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and the only thing that makes me
feel better is shopping.
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But then I get so depressed
because I have so much
credit card debt
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that the only thing that makes
me feel better is more shopping.
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And now this conversation is
really bumming me out,
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so I'm just going to have to go
buy something else!
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This is all your fault.
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Is it me, or are Riley and Ross
constantly together?
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I just saw them
having lunch, again.
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Lunch was our thing.
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What's next?
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Dinner?
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Damn it!
That was our thing too!
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All right, Danny,
listen, honey.
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I'm sorry, but you have got
to stop thinking about Riley.
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You have a big
playoff game tonight.
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You need to focus on that.
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You're right.
The whole team's counting on me.
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Nobody knows this,
but I'm starting tonight
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because our best player,
Gustav, is out with an injury.
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He slipped on the ice
and fractured his coccyx.
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Don't worry,
it's not what you think it is.
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You'll be great, Danny.
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You are gonna do great!
I believe in you!
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Oh, my gosh. They may as well
forfeit the game right now.
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Mrs. Wheeler, the answer
to all your credit card debt
just walked into his bedroom.
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Okay, I cannot borrow
money from Danny.
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I already have.
Shh! Don't tell him.
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No, no. Bet against
the Rangers tonight.
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With that inside information,
you'll clean up.
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Tucker Thurgood Marshall Dobbs.
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I would never bet
against my son.
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Okay, when you say "clean up,"
how much money are we talking?
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Mm-hm. Yeah.
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Are you okay?
You haven't stopped smiling
for ten minutes,
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and I don't really know
what the signs of a stroke are.
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I am just happy.
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I'm glad we've been able
to work things out this time.
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And I had a really nice
conversation with my mom
about you this afternoon.
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Your mom?
She's still alive?
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Okay. Um...
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You-You told her about us?
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Yeah, I told everyone
at the office too.
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Oh, you did?
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I-I was kind of
keeping that to myself.
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You know, Ben,
I have to admit,
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I wasn't sure what to think
when you called me again,
but this is nice.
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Yeah, it is.
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I'm just glad you're open
to seeing me as Ben
the man and bar owner,
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and not Ben the underachiever
with the overbite.
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Well, you're definitely
a lot younger than anyone
I've ever dated.
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But just because a guy is
older doesn't mean he's
more mature, right?
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Believe me,
I have been burned
a few times.
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Haven't we all.
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Burned. Betrayed. Led on.
Jerked around.
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Kissed a lot of frogs.
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A lot.
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You know, I always thought
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I'd be married with
a whole flock of kids by now,
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but nope, still single.
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Not bitter.
No, not bitter at all.
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But this is fun.
And you have a kid.
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I mean,
if things worked out,
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and we got married,
and I got pregnant right away,
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I'll be right on track
and right in line
with all my friends.
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I mean, I'm just
spitballing here,
but how old is Emma, again?
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Oh, my God.
I'm a terrible person.
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I can't believe
I bet against my son.
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Hey, look, if it makes
you feel any better,
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you were a terrible person
way before that.
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How will I ever live
with myself if I ever--
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-(buzzer sounds)
-(gasps) Yes!
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The Rangers lost!
The Rangers lost!
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Both:
We're rich!
We're rich! We're rich!
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(cheering)
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Aww... Hey.
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I can't believe we lost.
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Everyone's going to blame me
just because I made
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a lot of mistakes
and messed up a bunch.
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Yeah, it sucks.
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Oh, there, there, Tucker.
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Don't worry, Danny.
You just need to work
harder on your game.
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Hey, Wheeler!
You suck!
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I know!
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Good one, Danny.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-Hey.
-Finally.
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What took you so long?
I texted you like an hour ago.
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Sorry, I had to wait
for Ross to fall asleep.
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Ten o'clock. Every night.
He's on a schedule,
just like my grandma.
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Ms. Gilcrest starts her day
at 6:00 a.m.
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For no reason.
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I guess the routine keeps
them feeling active.
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Riley, this has gotten
way out of hand.
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I know. Ross told
his mother about us.
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What? She's still alive?
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That's exactly what I said.
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You know what this is?
This is my karma.
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Okay, so, maybe I got
back together with Ross
just to make Danny jealous,
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Because maybe I'm still hoping
he'll apologize,
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admit he was completely wrong,
and we get back together.
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But now, the universe
is punishing me by saying,
"Suck it, Perrin."
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Like somehow this is my fault.
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So just break up with him.
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I can't.
Everyone at work
knows about us.
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If I break his heart again,
they'll hate me.
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Well, I just wanted to fulfill
a hot teacher fantasy.
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Now I'm just dating some
crazy chick named Sarah.
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So just break up with her.
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I can't! Not after everything
she just said to me.
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That woman is one rejection
away from boiling a bunny.
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I just-- I wish Ross
would break up with me.
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But obviously,
he's not going to do that.
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Would you let all of this go?
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Sorry, that, um...
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What if they broke up with us?
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I know how guys think,
what they like and
what they don't.
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I'll talk to Ross and convince
him to break up with you.
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I know exactly what to say
to turn him off of you.
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It'll be easy. I have a list.
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Um, I'm mildly offended.
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I mean, how would you
feel if I started saying
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all these horrible things
about you to Ms. Gilcrest?
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Actually, that sounds fun.
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We deserve better.
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Oh, my God, yes!
We are total catches.
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We can keep this whole Grandma
betting against Uncle Danny
between us, right?
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Okay.
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♪ I've got a new T-shirt
and some skinny jeans ♪
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♪ Used my Ranger winnings
'cause I'm flush with green ♪
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♪ Danny lost big,
but it paid real nice ♪
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♪ Got some fresh new clothes,
yeah, that'll suffice ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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Tucker.
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I told you to lay low
for a couple of days.
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Don't draw attention
to ourselves before
we even collect the winnings.
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That means no shopping.
And no rapping about shopping.
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Teddy, hi.
What are you doing here?
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Trying not to bump
into Ross and Riley.
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Also, I'm trying not
to bump into anything else.
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I hurt my wrist
during practice, so-- Oh!
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-Oh, my God, Danny!
-Danny, are you okay?
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Oh, my wrist!
This is bad!
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Gustav's still out, and there's
no way I'll be able to play now.
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Oh, my God, sweetie,
let me get you some ice.
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Wait, it was--
Okay, so you're saying the first
and the second string are out?
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Uh, maybe I should call
my friend, Dr. Bet.
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Dr. Bet?
Don't call him!
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Tucker, no.
We have a clean bill of health.
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We don't need Dr. Bet.
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No, I need Dr. Bet.
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-Who's Dr. Bet?
-See? See?
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Danny thinks
that I should call Dr. Bet.
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Uh, I'll tell him
it's a double-down diagnosis.
240
00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,708
I can't believe Danny is hurt.
241
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,710
I mean, what are the odds?
242
00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:34,592
Seriously, Tucker,
what are the odds?
243
00:10:34,594 --> 00:10:37,814
Not very good if we don't make
it down to the racetrack.
244
00:10:37,808 --> 00:10:39,718
Okay.
245
00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,140
Racetrack Presbyterian.
246
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,312
It's a fine hospital.
247
00:10:44,314 --> 00:10:46,194
Okay, let's go.
248
00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:49,897
So, Ross, glad you
could stop by.
249
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,270
-We're friends, right?
-Not at all.
250
00:10:52,272 --> 00:10:54,912
Good. I just want you to know
that I'm here for you
251
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:58,075
if you every need someone
to talk to about Riley,
and how annoying she can be.
252
00:10:58,078 --> 00:11:00,238
Oh, well, is this
Quantum Cop 4?
253
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,200
Uh, yeah. You know who's
a quantum pain the ass? Riley.
254
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:06,634
You play?
Bet I can kick your ass.
255
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,456
I doubt that.
256
00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:11,418
I'm ranked number two
in cyborg prostitute arrests.
257
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,791
Oh, buddy.
You're on.
258
00:11:13,794 --> 00:11:15,474
It's a good thing
you're dating a teacher,
259
00:11:15,465 --> 00:11:17,885
because you're about
to get schooled, son.
260
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:22,470
Well, thanks so much
for meeting me.
261
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:24,902
You know, I just wanted to see
how things were going
with you and Ben.
262
00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:27,765
Or should I say,
everyone's ex.
263
00:11:27,768 --> 00:11:30,768
Trust me,
"Ben" there, done that.
264
00:11:30,771 --> 00:11:33,901
Actually, things are great.
265
00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:37,414
Wow. He's really got
you fooled.
266
00:11:37,407 --> 00:11:41,447
I don't know. I think
he's grown up quite a bit
since high school.
267
00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,031
And so have you,
268
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:45,003
my favorite
straight "A" student.
269
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:48,205
No, uh, not straight "A's."
270
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,628
In fact, you were the only
teacher to ever give me a "B,"
271
00:11:51,631 --> 00:11:54,671
preventing me from being
valedictorian, but no bigs.
272
00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:57,885
You were the best student
I ever had.
273
00:11:57,888 --> 00:12:01,258
With all those "A's," I thought
a "B" would motivate you.
274
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:04,721
The moment I met you, I knew
you were destined for greatness.
275
00:12:05,936 --> 00:12:08,686
You did? Oh...
276
00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:11,808
Should we order some food
and keep talking about
how great I am?
277
00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:13,612
Yeah, okay.
278
00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,203
Yeah! Uh!
279
00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:19,527
-Not bad, Wheeler.
-Thank you.
280
00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:22,989
No one's ever taken the time
to show me how to sever
a cyborg's head.
281
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,493
Ah, it was nothing.
282
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,584
No, it was something.
283
00:12:26,576 --> 00:12:28,786
You're the big brother
I always wanted.
284
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,500
You have a big brother.
285
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,921
I know.
286
00:12:34,835 --> 00:12:38,715
Well, Tucker, I might be
a bad mother who bets
against her son,
287
00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:43,298
but if things go well,
I will be a rich mother
who bets against her son.
288
00:12:43,303 --> 00:12:45,193
And I can live with that.
289
00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:49,055
And I can live
with the personal
massager I ordered.
290
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:52,059
Her name is Olga,
and she arrives on Tuesday.
291
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:52,812
Oh, damn.
292
00:12:53,854 --> 00:12:55,904
I swear,
Riley is everywhere I go
293
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:57,896
and she still
barely talks to me.
294
00:12:57,898 --> 00:12:59,738
At this rate, I'll bet
we'll never get back together.
295
00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:03,819
Bet? Bet? No, no, no.
We don't bet against people
or sports. Not at all.
296
00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,964
Nobody's betting.
297
00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:08,535
Oh, hey. Shouldn't
your wrist be in a cast?
298
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:12,708
Or a sling, or you know,
something that says the Rangers
aren't going to win tonight?
299
00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:16,054
Oh, yeah. I forgot
to tell you guys.
300
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,216
The team doctor cleared me.
301
00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:19,087
He cleared Gustav cleared, too.
Isn't that great?
302
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,920
So great!
303
00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:26,603
So you and Gustav are
back in the game.
304
00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:29,306
That is amazing.
Right, Tucker?
305
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,889
(muttering)
What the hell
are we going to do?
306
00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:33,021
-There's nothing we can do.
-We have to call off the bet.
307
00:13:33,023 --> 00:13:34,063
We can't,
it's too late.
308
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,534
Hey, are you guys okay?
309
00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:39,025
Yeah. Yeah,
we sure are, sweetie.
310
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:41,989
You know what?
You have yourself a great game.
311
00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:44,652
-Have a good one, bro.
-(muttering) Come on.
We need to hurry.
312
00:13:44,654 --> 00:13:46,544
(both muttering)
313
00:13:48,788 --> 00:13:51,948
-Hey.
-So, is it done?
Am I a free man?
314
00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:57,222
Yes, you are,
because you live
in America. Yay!
315
00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,008
-You didn't
do it, did you?
-I couldn't.
316
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:04,631
She's so nice.
Did you know she's
the reason I'm a lawyer?
317
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:07,024
Riley, come on,
I was counting on you.
318
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:08,967
How'd it go with Ross?
319
00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:10,729
He's going to ask you
to move in.
320
00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:16,534
I'm so late. See you guys
at the game tonight.
321
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:18,066
Wish me luck.
322
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:21,978
Oh my God!
How did this get in here?
323
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:25,702
Right when I stop thinking
about Riley, there she is,
messing with my head.
324
00:14:25,695 --> 00:14:28,035
Oh no. Man, see--
that ain't right.
325
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:30,698
That-- She's a terrible person.
326
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:33,040
Anyway, man, just--
Whatever.
327
00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:35,713
Don't let this
bother you and make
you play horribly, right?
328
00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:37,455
Have a great Riley.
329
00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:39,297
-What'd you say?
-I said, have
a great game, man.
330
00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:41,089
Come on, get
out of your head.
331
00:14:41,091 --> 00:14:43,711
Just go out there
and focus on the Riley.
332
00:14:47,847 --> 00:14:49,887
Hey, Danny's taken care of.
How's Gustav?
333
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,719
(whispers)
I got it covered.
334
00:14:53,273 --> 00:14:56,193
(in Russian accent)
What happened to Barry,
my regular driver?
335
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,856
(in Russian accent)
Oh, Barry is very sick.
336
00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:02,568
But you're in good hands
with Bonitza.
337
00:15:02,572 --> 00:15:05,992
Are you sure you know
where you're going?
338
00:15:05,986 --> 00:15:07,576
Of course. Madison, yes?
339
00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:09,867
Yeah, Madison Square Garden.
340
00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:14,369
Oh, I thought you want
Madison, Wisconsin.
341
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:16,344
What? I miss game.
342
00:15:16,336 --> 00:15:17,376
Don't-- Don't worry.
343
00:15:17,377 --> 00:15:19,537
There is turnaround in 20 miles.
344
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:24,209
To pass time, we could play
I Spy with My Little Eye.
345
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,144
Okay. Uh...
346
00:15:26,136 --> 00:15:28,306
I spy something purple.
347
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:31,178
Where?
348
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,811
Well, it is gone now.
349
00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:38,476
So no matter
how uncomfortable
this is, we have to do it.
350
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,608
We're in a public place,
so neither of them
can make a scene.
351
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,360
You're right.
Nothing to be scared of.
352
00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:45,993
-God, I'm so scared.
-Me to.
353
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,066
We're the best thing
that's ever happened to them.
354
00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:49,658
Excuse me.
355
00:15:49,659 --> 00:15:51,619
I think we got
everything you wanted.
356
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:54,571
Yeah, except for the popcorn
that comes in a Danny Wheeler
collectible tub.
357
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:58,254
I dropped it by accident,
and then kicked it
all over the lobby.
358
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,038
So, here we are.
359
00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,541
This is so fun.
360
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:05,012
You know, I actually
thought you were going
to break up with me
361
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,845
since you've been
so aloof lately,
362
00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:10,386
but obviously no one would do
that at such a public event.
That's just too mean.
363
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:12,180
Yeah, no. I would never--
364
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:15,232
Hey, maybe later
we can take a walk
somewhere more private?
365
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,895
(whistle trills)
366
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:20,356
Gosh, I sure hope the Rangers
break their losing streak.
367
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,150
Hey, speaking of
taking breaks--
368
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:24,863
-Oh, my God, that's us.
-Yeah, about us--
369
00:16:24,864 --> 00:16:27,914
-Look.
-Oh, my God.
370
00:16:27,907 --> 00:16:29,777
Who would've done that?
371
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,529
Really?
372
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:42,249
Jumbotron.
Nice touch, Tuck-Tuck.
373
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:45,472
Yeah, I had to take
one for the team
with the Jumbotron girl.
374
00:16:45,465 --> 00:16:48,215
Danny might not be scoring,
but I sure did.
375
00:16:49,969 --> 00:16:52,049
You handle Gustav?
376
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,102
I told him to check a tire
and left him in Jersey.
377
00:16:55,095 --> 00:16:58,725
"Objects in mirror
are angrier than they appear."
378
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,561
Uh, hey, Ben. Do you
want to come with me?
I need some mustard.
379
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:07,914
Of course. There's no way
you can carry all that mustard
by yourself.
380
00:17:12,242 --> 00:17:14,282
So, this is
an interesting date.
381
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:17,254
Yeah, if we were
dating each other.
382
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,157
They haven't sat still
for five minutes.
383
00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:21,209
Both: Kids.
384
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:22,791
(whistle trills)
385
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,622
Jumbotron?
386
00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:26,724
What the hell
am I supposed to do now?
387
00:17:26,716 --> 00:17:28,336
What's next?
A mixtape?
388
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:31,168
Are we gonna talk
on the phone for hours
like pilgrims?
389
00:17:31,171 --> 00:17:33,591
I just wish there was
a simple reason I could
break up with her...
390
00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:37,563
like she's a serial killer
and she insists that we cuddle.
391
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,137
God, what are
we gonna do?
392
00:17:39,139 --> 00:17:40,639
No idea.
393
00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,732
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
394
00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:46,324
We used to do that.
395
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,356
What if Ross and Sarah think
396
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,488
we're actually getting
back together?
397
00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:51,819
Is this your way of trying
to get me to make out with you?
398
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,121
Or is this your way
of trying to get me
to make out with you?
399
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,905
Of course not.
It was your idea.
400
00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:58,326
If you say so.
401
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,251
We have to make sure
they can see us
402
00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:04,543
and it has to look real.
403
00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:06,264
Grab your butt.
Got it.
404
00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:09,258
Riley--
405
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,050
-Ooh.
-Damn.
406
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,314
Why are those two kissing?
407
00:18:16,306 --> 00:18:19,266
I thought he was
dating his teacher
408
00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:20,719
and she was
dating Father Time.
409
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,480
Did you have something
to do with this?
410
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:24,272
No, this has nothing
to do with me.
411
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,494
Sometimes the gambling gods
just wink at you.
412
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:30,608
Good job, bro!
413
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,940
Damn it.
I don't think
they saw us.
414
00:18:32,942 --> 00:18:35,242
Stupid old people
with their bad eyesight.
415
00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:37,535
Oh, oh! Maybe we should try
to get on the Kiss Cam!
416
00:18:38,698 --> 00:18:41,368
Sure, as soon as
we kick those two off.
417
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,331
Riley:
What?
418
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,043
Who the hell
does Ross think he is?
419
00:18:45,044 --> 00:18:46,254
He's cheating on me?
420
00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,836
Riley, we just won the lottery.
421
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,337
Why are you yelling
at the ticket?
422
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,210
Sorry it didn't work out
with you and Ross!
423
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:58,885
Oh, my god.
What is Danny doing?
424
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,218
I don't know.
425
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,850
Looks like he finally realized
how to play hockey.
426
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,192
No, no, no!
427
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:06,895
-(horn blares)
-Announcer: Goal!
428
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,726
-Number 23, Danny Wheeler!
-Okay, okay. Hey!
Okay, it's cool, right?
429
00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:12,359
It's fine.
Just calm down.
Just breathe.
430
00:19:12,362 --> 00:19:13,862
All right? It's still
the first period.
431
00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,493
So what?
He got a lucky goal.
432
00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:17,775
Look, there is no way
that he will score again.
433
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:19,327
(horn blares)
434
00:19:19,329 --> 00:19:22,039
Danny Wheeler scores again
from mid-ice!
435
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,911
-This is all your fault!
-Are you kidding?
436
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,053
Don't you dare pin this on me!
You have a shopping problem!
437
00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:28,125
Yeah? Well, you got
a gambling problem!
438
00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:29,707
Oh, wait. Actually,
we've got a bigger problem.
439
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:30,879
-It's Gustav.
-Oh, snap!
440
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,460
Go! Go, go, go!
Oh, my god!
441
00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:41,889
Oh. Uh, hey, Riley.
442
00:19:41,891 --> 00:19:43,601
Oh, don't you
"Hey, Riley" me.
443
00:19:43,603 --> 00:19:45,943
Look, you don't deserve this.
444
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,435
I'm sorry.
I-- I don't know
what happened.
445
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,397
Ms. Gilcrest and I just
felt a connection.
446
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,480
Sarah.
447
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:54,361
Somebody please
call me Sarah!
448
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:57,445
I am really heartbroken.
449
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,697
I mean, I don't know how
I'm gonna recover from this.
450
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,780
The only thing that
might make me feel better
451
00:20:03,783 --> 00:20:06,463
is if you made me
junior partner.
452
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,826
Just think about it.
453
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:11,329
-Ben, listen, I--
-Save it.
454
00:20:11,331 --> 00:20:13,501
Words are just words.
455
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,093
Kisses are forever.
456
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:17,184
Except for our kisses.
Those are done.
457
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:24,052
Hold it...
458
00:20:24,053 --> 00:20:25,483
hold it...
459
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,055
and...
460
00:20:27,056 --> 00:20:28,346
We're clear!
461
00:20:28,348 --> 00:20:31,308
Oh, oh, bam!
462
00:20:31,311 --> 00:20:32,351
That worked out nicely.
463
00:20:32,352 --> 00:20:33,352
Should we stay
and support Danny?
464
00:20:33,353 --> 00:20:35,193
Why? I mean,
he barely even
noticed I was here.
465
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,776
-(horn blares)
-(cheering)
466
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:40,817
Danny Wheeler scores
a hat trick!
467
00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,367
Awesome win, Danny.
468
00:20:49,369 --> 00:20:50,749
Yeah.
469
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,290
(chuckles)
470
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,332
Yeah.
471
00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:56,054
Appreciate it.
472
00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:57,795
Although, I'm not sure
about tomorrow.
473
00:20:57,797 --> 00:20:59,377
Just between us,
two of our starters
474
00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:00,469
won't be playing.
475
00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:01,550
Food poisoning.
476
00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:04,383
Really?
477
00:21:06,346 --> 00:21:08,266
Yeah, we're just gonna go...
478
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,437
(both muttering)
479
00:21:10,850 --> 00:21:12,350
Hey, sorry to hear
about the players, man.
480
00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:13,652
Nah, don't be.
481
00:21:13,653 --> 00:21:14,893
They're fine.
482
00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:16,704
Thanks for tipping
me off, Emma.
483
00:21:16,696 --> 00:21:18,026
No problem.
484
00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:22,398
Hey, uh, did I see you
kissing Riley earlier tonight?
485
00:21:22,402 --> 00:21:23,362
Nope.
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