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That couple in love are there again.

I also don't know what's wrong. - That happens more often.

The only time I experienced that was when I was 16 years old.

I had never done it with a girl

and it was on vacation in the countryside.

Yes, with your grandparents and the field was full of flowers.

You asked if you could kiss her and she took you to the shed.

Every time you don't succeed, you tell me that story, Samuel.

You can remember that, but you will always forget your bank card code.

Those pigeons work on my nerves.

I don't love you anymore, Samuel.

It is over.

Schluss.

Godver.

We have no job for you. You don't have to come by every day.

If we have a job, we'll call you.

Why not the prime minister?

Micheline? It is Samuel. I need to talk to you urgently.

Do you want to come to my house for dinner tonight?

Just a dinner party. Toe.

So call me when you come. But don't call too fast, because I am not home yet.

I'm not okay. It is absolutely bad with me.

I'll be home in fifteen minutes.

If you haven't called, I call, because something is wrong with my answering machine.

The people who call me think their message is on it.

It doesn't record everything anymore, you understand?

Sorry, it was extremely exciting, but your time is up. Thank you, goodbye and goodbye.

Elevator.

He is not coming down.

If you pedal for a long time, it won't go up either. Can't read?

Was it not difficult to get into my apartment with your vacuum cleaner?

I didn't go upstairs. - You can't.

Mr. Samuel, you haven't paid me in three months.

I am not mother Theresa.

You are right, I will pay you, but it is really a bad moment now.

Do you already have work? - Yes, it starts to get shot.

There has been a shot for six months. If you really want to pay, sell your car.

I don't have a car, but I do work. - It's the other way around for me.

I don't have a job, but I do have a car. I need it for my job.

But you have no profession. That is a car to stamp.

Nice weekend. Ça va?

Ça va.

Don't bite my nose, hey.

I only say 'nice weekend'. I didn't rap you.

I'm not leaving for the weekend, but for six months with my fiancé.

That's not the point. I expected something more original than 'Ça va'.

Such as: Ça va, and with you? Thank you. - I didn't ask you anything?

If you can no longer be friendly to people these days.

There is pigeon shit on your shoe.

Ça va?

Are you all right, Mr. Troyon?

Samuel, with Patrick. The loan I promised you, something came up.

Sorry. It is a bad moment.

Samuel, with Sylvain. The job I talked about ...

There is a problem. It will be for another time. All right ?

With Sofie ... - Micheline.

Something has intervened. We better not see each other anymore.

You must stop calling Micheline.

Micheline is mine.

From me, understand? So you and she: finished.

Me and Micheline, we're getting married, right?

You now put money in the account or we confiscate the car.

With Micheline. If Claude comes by, don't open the door.

He said he was going to hit your face.

He won't do it. He is not like that.

As for that dinner, I'd rather not, Sam. Between us it's over.

Hello, you are definitely at Samuel Bloemensteen.

You can leave a message, but I don't think I'll hear it again

because something has come up. I'm dead.

Hello, you are definitely at Samuel Bloemensteen.

You can leave a message, but I don't think I'll hear it again

because something has come up. I'm dead.

Day.

I thought that was gone for six months.

First, apologize.

It is Samuel, your upstairs neighbor.

I apologize for that just now.

I don't want to bother, do you, but ... Well, I'll play an open card.

I'm not feeling well. I need to be able to talk to someone.

Is that almost over there, Mr. Samuel?

Keep your trays, old scharminkel. I am unhappy.

Open the door. What the hell is that?

Are you going to open the door?

Sorry, I thought such a door was stronger.

I would like to have a stronger conclusion on that,

with all those crazy people walking around here.

Oh no.

Hey ? - Give me Micheline, silly bastard.

Micheline. It's for you.

It's for you. - Hello, Samuel?

Micheline, don't marry a guy you don't know.

He is the type that hits my face.

Stop calling me when you're down. I am not your guardian angel.

How To Commit Suicide, page 27. Are you saying something?

I wanted to say hello one more time. Hello.

Samuel, wait. No, don't do it.

Give me one reason why I wouldn't do it.

Samuel, there is more than one woman in the world.

There's a lid for every pot. - Not on my head.

A man has more than one woman in his life.

Life is full of surprises. Who knows, you might find work tomorrow.

You cannot let yourself go because you are in the pit. Everything passes.

Samuel? Samuel?

Samuel, I want to talk to you.

Samuel? Samuel, listen.

Thirst.

Hendrik.

But you are not Hendrik. - No, I'm Samuel.

Am i dead?

Am I not dead? - Not quite.

Is this my flat?

Yes.

What are you doing here? - me?

I'm your guardian angel.

How do you mean ?

Everyone has an guardian angel and I am yours.

You wanted to put an end to it. A bad point for me.

I have three days to give you meaning in life again.

Without us there were more suicides than Catholics.

I'll take you to the countryside. We have a network of houses there.

That is my assignment: stay dead or live again.

I can prove that I am an angel. I can make you invisible.

Invisible? - Yes.

See, it has already happened.

Of course you can see yourself and I can see you too

but you are completely invisible to everyone else.

See, it's over again.

That is not possible. - What can happen to you?

Yet they do not exist. - You have nothing to lose.

But ... if they exist now.

Hi, Mom, it's Samuel. Good good.

No, I'm not dead, that was just a joke.

Say the key to our country house

is it still hidden in that gnome with that wheelbarrow?

In the plastic Bambi. Yes, it's alright, thanks.

No, it's only for a day or three. Yes, this time I will clean everything up.

Yes, bye, ma.

A little fresh air will do you good.

Are you crazy ? Do you have summer in mind?

I thought in your condition that you could use that.

Come on, close that thing. - Okay, we'll close it.

What is that now? He gets stuck again.

Goddamnit. As you say.

Can't you fix that? How strange for someone who can perform miracles.

I'm an guardian angel, not a mechanic.

Here, put on that jacket.

An advertising brochure from the police.

Don't put me on a pedestal like that. I am not perfect.

For example, if I am alone and I am reading, I am preschooling

and I make balls. Bad, right?

And I can lie. You don't think that's possible.

For example, my dance lessons. I have never taken one dance class.

I follow the men. And before I go home,

I wet my tights so that it looks like I have been sweating.

So you don't go to those dance lessons and you put your fingers in your nose?

Samuel? - And you make balls?

I heard you.

Is it going better ?

The one above didn't even give me your name.

You are also a sunshine when you wake up.

Call me one good reason why I wouldn't end it.

You are too beautiful to die.

Too beautiful. If you want to be original, say that I look intelligent.

I didn't say you look stupid.

My name is Charlyne.

That sounds great, Charlyne. That's no ordinary name, is it?

Does an angel have a gender?

Of course not. A gender ... No.

Your parents have given you a nice name.

So no gender. And food? - Not either.

And it certainly doesn't drink either? - No no.

So no natural needs?

There are names that smell of sweat

and other names that immediately bombard you as director.

I have never met a cleaning lady named Charlyne.

So what ? Because my name doesn't smell like sweat,

do I have to think life is fantastic?

There is more than one man in the world.

There's a lid for every pot. - What does an angel know about that? Huh?

What do you know about heartbreak?

What it is like when your lover leaves you for someone else.

How you can dream that the two of you are in bed and that reality is new

when you wake up and you lie alone.

How you can go crazy with self-pity and jealousy.

Can it cry?

What do you know about angels? Do you know if an angel can fall in love?

You cannot even hang yourself and you will explain life to me.

It must have been fun with you. Now I understand why he left you.

Charlyne.

Charlyne.

Sorry.

Charlyne, I have to tell you something. - Never mind. You are absolutely right.

I always mess everything up. - We started with a false start.

That's all. - Of course, a false start.

Forget that I am an angel.

We act as if we are two lovers who are going away for the weekend.

Can an angel fantasize? - Yes but...

Okay then. We are in love and we go out.

Two lovers.

Do you know ? Love is just like alcohol. If you have drunk a little too much,

you have to have a drink the next day to get rid of the hangover.

Driver, on to the countryside.

Charlyne. Now I have to tell you that ...

Two lovers.

That you can no longer do such stunts,

because I will have to explain it quite up there.

Charlyne, don't be silly.

We pretend, don't we? - Yes, but come ...

Tell me, what was the start of our love affair?

What do you want me to say to that? - The first meeting, first kiss.

All those little things that you would like to tell each other afterwards.

Our first meeting, then. - Yes.

The first time I met you

I was blinded by your beauty. I had to close my eyes,

otherwise I would spend the rest of my life on such a guide dog.

Is it okay like this ? - Yes, go on.

You wore a beautiful lace dress with those little fruits.

That would surprise me, because I don't like lace and I hate fruit.

Charlyne, I will quit.

What's up? I didn't mean it,

but if you present me as a peasant tribe, I cannot dream further.

If you can do it better, you tell it.

What was the first time we kissed each other?

Our first kiss? - Yes, the first kiss.

The first kiss? - Yes, the one with the lips and our tongue.

I had just moved

and I went downstairs to deposit my garbage bags.

When I got there, you were there too.

You turned around, looked at me and it was love at first sight.

Our first kiss among the garbage bags?

Wait. I was wearing my dress with lots of little fruit, because you like that, don't you?

Hey, watch out.

So Abraham went to Egypt to be a stranger there

because the hunger was heavy in this country. - Was it this then?

Yes, I think so. And it happened when he ...

You think so? How come it smells like Soupline?

You didn't sweat during class? If you dance two slows, you are already sweating.

I do not know anymore.

Samuel, I'll be right back. This is not the right moment, Claude.

Excuse me, can we borrow that garden hose? We have a problem.

I don't lend anything. The garden hose is the property of the municipality

and I am responsible for it.

Yes ? - Do you prefer to wash it yourself?

I do not know. I have to think about that

That's extra work, isn't it? - But I'll pay you for it.

That remains to be seen. - We'll take care of it.

I'll get you something to drink soon.

Make me invisible. - Invisible? Why ?

You're not leaving me with that creep, are you?

Then I don't feel at ease. - It's not that simple.

I don't have the right. I have to have a valid reason.

Well, I'll go with you anyway. - No, stay seated.

Sometimes I can abuse my gift.

See, it happened. Invisible.

- The car you're going to wash ... - 300 francs.

Yes, but there's a girl in that car. - Do I have to wash her too?

No. That's a hitchhiker that I brought with me.

She thinks she's invisible. I already do 200 km as if I believe her.

But, she's actually a bit ticked, but that's not my problem.

I don't live with it. It 's just good for her ... Can you follow me?

If you wash that car, do you want to pretend you don't see her?

Then she makes no problems and we get rid of it.

600 francs.

Say, you are my ... - Micheline, dance.

Dance once.

If you take lessons twice a week, dance.

Claude, please.

And ?

I'm going to take some things there, right?

That you keep listening means that you expect something from life,

that you hope that ...

Moment. What are you up to ? - You don't want to dance?

I do everything to keep him alive.

How can you base our future on a lie?

I didn't lie, Claude. I went to the dance class this morning.

Then dance.

And five, six, seven, eight.

And one, two, three, four, five and six, seven, eight and one, two.

And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

And ?

Claude.

Samuel, you just did a fantastic service to me. Thanks.

Can an angel throw up? You don't eat.

Yes, but you have to understand, we live on the happiness of the others.

So when we encounter a lot of misery, a crop like that remains.

And I met someone there in that store ...

I'll save you the story. It was horrible.

Will be fine. I almost had time to read my book.

What is that ? - I found it in the glove compartment.

Read dangle ... angels this kind of pulp?

I do not know. I didn't know it was in there.

Hot nights with peppers. - That's a nice title.

Ridiculous how little it says. - Ah yes ?

You are apparently a connoisseur. - So what ?

Is it forbidden to be interested in something like that up there?

Not at all. On the contrary.

Sex is sacred to us. - But sex is not sacred at all.

Everyone does it. Dogs, the horses, the pigs.

Even whales.

Sex has absolutely nothing to do with being holy. It's damn tasty.

Is there a garage open nearby?

We farmers say good evening when we invade somewhere.

Good evening. - Good evening. What can I do for you ?

Is there a garage open nearby? - There is no garage here at all.

Just kidding.

My son has a garage, but he is in the kitchen. Come back tomorrow.

What do we do now ?

Can we then get two rooms? - No.

Only one is free. With a large bed.

That makes it cheaper and the memory more interesting.

All right.

Room 12. Here is the key, but there is no door.

Just kidding. I can't come with you because the food gets cold in the kitchen.

Is there anything left to eat? - No more.

Just kidding.

You must go directly to the dining room, because the kitchen closes.

Can't I freshen up a bit? - No.

That's not a joke. There is no time for that.

Jimmy, get the luggage from Mr. and Mrs.

Tasty.

You don't get a menu. There are only mussels.

A pity that you do not know how good food can be.

I am not aware of that, so I miss nothing.

Do you know how to toast? - Of course.

On your second life. - The day you get a dick.

Yes. Come on. No food, no sex. How do you get away from it all?

We masturbate.

Samuel, answer.

Then answer.

Okay, that's what they call fear transfer in psychoanalysis,

but I don't participate. Goddamn, you bastard.

Claude is gone because of your fault.

And I eat things that make me fat all the time.

So if I understand correctly, there is only one God

and are there still multiple religions? - Yes, but Charlyne.

Yes ? - We pretend.

Well, look straight into my eyes.

As for that angelic thing, I should tell you something very serious.

That does not explain why there are many of these different religions.

You've had too much to drink. You do not speak of God when you are teut.

Sex is sacred, whales don't kiss each other

and you do not talk about God when you are turkey.

Come on, let's go to bed. - To bed ?

And what to do?

What do I care that everyone listens. I have a problem.

This man here, Samuel, wants to sleep with me.

And I want to. Why not ?

But, and now it comes, Samuel has no young gentleman.

Then the case ends for me and I say no. Am I right ?

Yes, yes, certainly.

So how come there are so many different religions?

Charlyne, listen for two minutes.

Does it bother you if this gentleman sits down at your table?

Of course, we were busy with an intimate conversation.

Can't put it there? - Those are regular customers.

They don't want to be disturbed. - And we are?

Come and sit by. - I do not want to disturb

Not at all.

There is only roll mops left, because the kitchen is closed.

Say, maybe you can tell me why, although ... What?

Why is it that although there is only one God,

there are different religions?

I do not know. Good evening sir. - Good evening.

I believe it is like with washing powders.

The more different products, the greater the turnover. I don't know for sure.

Well, you could, could you? Yes.

Well, another subject. Do you have a young gentleman?

I'm going to go crazy.

Close up or glasses are broken.

- Excuse me, I believe your husband ... - That's my guardian angel.

He found me when I was hanging up. And here I am.

Congrats.

Washing powders.

Samuel. - Yes ?

Are you mad ? - No.

Are you jealous ? - me? No.

No? I'd love it if you were jealous.

May I come in ?

No, no ... Yes, yes. I need my ... I need my ...

Nice toilet bag.

What is that ?

What are you doing ? Are you calling Our Lord?

That black suitcase and jacket are not ours. I call the reception.

That is not a refreshing ... mistake. They're mine.

I may not have a young gentleman, but I can count to two.

We left with my leather bag and your briefcase. That's two.

I know that, but they are mine.

Hang up, I'll explain to you.

Hey ? Just kidding.

Now explain that to me. - You won't be very happy with it.

That is disappointing, because so far I have had a lot of fun.

When you made me invisible, I went for a brief detour.

It's not true.

Do you think I get the chance to be invisible every day?

Has anyone seen you? - No, because I was invisible.

You know for sure that nobody has seen you?

No, I was invisible anyway. - Jesus Mary Joseph. You do.

But when they see how it has crept into my suitcase,

they could have written down my license plate. How can you be so stupid?

I won't bother you anymore.

Charlyne.

Are you taking a shower?

Charlyne.

You're not going to get rid of stupidities, are you?

Come on, it's okay.

Do you know what we do? Tonight we forget everything.

And tomorrow we look for an address in that suitcase and we send it back.

But they are not the same.

What do you mean, not the same?

That suitcase and jacket are from two different people.

That's okay, then I look in the suitcase and in the jacket.

There is nothing special in that suitcase. Only socks.

There is an address here. We'll all send that back tomorrow, come.

Charlyne, come out.

We are two infatuated seahorses, aren't we?

You know what ? We go to sleep and tell each other sweet things

and memories and stuff. And...

And telling sweet things.

Is it going better ?

Do you have keys in your pocket? - No.

I thought it had no gender? - That actually has no gender.

But they gave me a male body

and they have something attached to it, but that thing doesn't work, does it?

So I can keep pushing you against me like that and that doesn't hurt you at all?

No.

Gee, it's a very psychological reassurance to be with a man

who has no ulterior motives. - Ah yes ?

Sometimes you just want a little tenderness from a friend.

But, you know, such a small movement, like this,

is often enough to make a man prance.

Come on.

Of course you can't understand that, but if you do this ...

Then that is like a code that means: there is a big chance that I agree.

That is formidable.

And if you do this ...

That means that you hope that he will take action.

Yes ?

I even knew a guy where it was enough for a very short while,

to do this for a moment.

And he got a gun to shoot right through a wardrobe.

Me too.

Can an angel do this? - I pretend. I pretend.

You must have done it with an angel for the origin of

to understand "in seventh heaven." - That's nothing.

Remember that what is seventh heaven for you

for us only the ground floor.

Charlyne?

I'm not an angel.

I have no gift and you have never been invisible.

Everyone has seen how you stole that suitcase and jacket.

Did I allow someone I don't know to be taken?

That is not important ...

What is important is what has grown between us and such.

What do you mean, not important? You raped a dead person. Necrofile.

Don't be so hysterical. I didn't rap anyone.

You always excite me with your sexes.

You wanted to go with an angel's buttock. - I didn't incite anyone.

You jumped at me. I was not in my normal routine. I wanted to die.

Do you know what I was doing when you stood there with your rope?

I wanted to get rid of me too, but I came to save you.

I didn't ask for anything. - You can thank me anyway.

Thank you very much.

He was standing in a corner.

Who stood in a corner? - That suitcase.

We will give it back.

We can keep it too. There were socks in it that would look nice on me.

An honest person does not do such a thing. - No?

I'm not an angel, are you?

After five years it was over. Her name was Micheline.

Why did it end? - Would you stay with someone

who is always lying, careless and in bed, but what is fumbling around?

Probably not. - They don't either.

She let me down.

How long did you last with your sweetheart?

I'm cold.

Thank you.

Don't you want to tell me?

Too bad, I would have liked it.

Do you have problems with that?

We actually pretend? - Yes.

All in love tell in the beginning what they have experienced in the past?

Yes.

Wait, if I don't tell you how I saved my sister from drowning,

you will never know what a brave hero stands before you.

If I don't tell about all my affairs, you'll never realize

what kind of a turbo-lover you have hooked on.

Okay, where do I start? Sex or heroism?

Difficult choice.

Okay, at the beginning.

The first time you did it with a girl, turbo-lover.

The last time I told about the first time, it didn't end so well.

Is that a problem ?

All in love tell each other about their first time.

But don't laugh.

The first time there were flowers everywhere.

I was on vacation with my grandparents in the countryside.

A gang of girls played every afternoon in the meadow a little further away.

There was one with those white socks,

and I was a bit in love with that.

Sometimes I peeked at her over the closure,

but I didn't dare to play with her.

One time I asked her to go for a walk with me.

And she said yes.

I looked into her eyes and held her hand.

And she took me to her father's shed.

And we kissed each other and that was fantastic.

And the vacation after that she moved and I never saw her again.

Too bad, otherwise she could have given you that thousand francs back.

You ran away so quickly that she didn't have the time.

I don't dare to look at you for the first two hundred years. How do you know that ?

Charlyne.

Charlyne.

Charlyne.

Charlyne.

Samuel.

Where were you ?

Here. - But how do you do that ?

Samuel.

I'm your guardian angel.

A real angel.

No, wait a minute. I invented that idea of that angel.

I quickly shook it off my sleeve

and now you are going to say that you are a true angel.

That is also a coincidence.

Maybe angels are responsible for coincidence.

If your neighbor had not turned up her music too loud at the right time ...

If my neighbor is my guardian angel,

she won't go away for six months, just as I am going to get rid of me.

Just because your neighbor was away, I could take her place.

Had the caretaker gone, I would have taken her place.

No, something is not right here, that ...

And is it right now, Mr. Samuel?

May I remind you that you are still three months behind in rent?

Charlyne. - Samuel.

Why didn't you tell me that before?

You told me yourself. All in love tell their past first

and then slowly move on to their future.

That is our problem, we have no future.

We need to find something to end our relationship.

I am the patch on the wound called Micheline

and if that patch stays on the wound for too long, it will swear.

Also delicious, say, that imagery of yours.

We pretended, didn't we? - Yes.

We were like, yes.

But will we ever see each other again?

Yes and no.

Will we see each other 'yes' or will we see each other again 'no'?

That first kiss and tonight's nothing is left of it?

Very much.

Just not me.

But what good is it that you saved my life?

if you leave me here even more depressed?

How do you find my legs? More beautiful than Micheline's?

But that is pure moral cruelty what you do there.

Micheline can jump in the channel with her silly Claude for my part.

If Micheline left you cold today, it was useless to poison you.

Is it better that I get poisoned for you tomorrow?

If I were you, I'd wait until the day after tomorrow.

Maybe tomorrow you tell a girl that I can jump in the Oosterschelde.

Charlyne, I don't want us to see each other again.

No, it's that easy.

Charlyne.

Samuel.

Charlyne?

I forgot to say something to you. Bring that stolen suitcase back.

An angel is not allowed to steal.

Is that all you have to say to me as a goodbye? Great, say.

No, you can keep that jacket. He can bring you happiness.

The jacket? Is an angel cynical?

No, even an angel has trouble saying goodbye.

Then why can't we see each other again?

Charlyne.

Charlyne.

Now I am alone again. Easy, leave without leaving an address.

Do they do it like that up there?

Well, bravo.

I'm just a simple person, not perfect like you,

but I've never caught my ass like a thief. Never.

Samuel, it's time.

Samuel, I count to twenty.

One two Three,

four five six,

seven...

Thirteen,

fourteen fifteen...

Eighteen, nineteen ...

nineteen and a half, nineteen ...

Micheline, it's me.

I forgot my keys, open it.

Micheline.

I want to talk to you. I didn't sleep all night.

You really are a bitch. If you keep appointing yourself like that,

I wonder if I won't let you sit better, with your nose balls.

Are these yours, sir?

Yes. - please.

Thank you.

Micheline?

Micheline, but ...

Come on.

Excuse me, live here ... does a certain Mr Colombani work here?

Yes, do you have an appointment?

No, but I found this and his name was in it.

Just sit there with that pencil. I will inform the director.

Mr. Director? Yes, with Linda.

There's a man here claiming to have found a suitcase of yours somewhere.

I think we should alert the security service.

Alright. Yes, immediately, Mr. Director.

Will you follow me, please?

Yes. - Mr. Director ...

Yes, outside and close the door.

Yes, you can check everything, no sock is missing.

Bravo, huh. Thanks.

Good. Gerard Colombani. How can I thank you?

I have only done my duty. - No, you could have kept it.

No, I'm not like that.

Take a seat.

In a company it is sometimes necessary to have a certain transfer of funds

discreet treatment. So I wish to thank you personally. Thanks.

I will not offend you by offering you money.

No, what should I do with it? - But if I can ever do something for you.

Good evening.

Mr. Samuel, I have already set the table.

It is beautiful. - Nice, huh, those candles.

I brought it myself. - Thanks.

Mr. Samuel, the Ajax is up. I'll just buy new ones, sure?

Yes do that. - See you on Friday.

Yes, until Friday.

See you on Friday. - Until Friday.

With Patrick. I have to ask you something. A small friend service, 20,000 francs.

You will have it back at the end of the month. I can count on you, right?

Samuel, with Sofie. Have not heard from you for a long time.

Will you give me a call? Kisses.

... he is not like that. As for that dinner, preferably not.

Between us it's over.

If you can still do miracles, why don't you put a message on it?

That must be possible.

Just go. - Excuse me.

Can I offer you something?

Do you have a cocktail of pineapple, banana, coconut milk?

No. Carrot juice?

No, I only like cocktails with pineapple, banana and coconut milk.

Champagne

If you have nothing else at home. I don't want to be difficult, you know.

Have a seat.

It is the first time that I have dinner with a colleague. It is not my style.

Do you usually let yourself go without food?

No, for me work is private ... Work is work and private is private.

I don't confuse that. - I was kidding.

Silly joke.

Please. On your eternal beauty.

Thanks.

They said to me the first time I saw you

that I would ever come and dine with you ...

But the first time you saw me, you didn't look at me well.

Yes, you were ugly and totally unkempt.

Do you want me to be honest? - Yes, be honest.

I still don't understand why he hired you.

You did not understand that correctly.

You have only seen the tip of my iceberg.

But that also counts, the tip.

I mean, what's underneath also counts.

Everything actually counts.

That's right, but what struck me most were your hands.

You have really beautiful hands. - You are not the first to say so.

I really have a weakness. You have those breathtaking women

and when you see their hands, you shake it off.

Those are the nerve tendons that bite their nails.

My hair too. They say I have beautiful hair.

Yes, indeed everything to you, everything.

The first time I saw you, I was blinded.

I had to close my eyes, otherwise ...

Yes, otherwise I would have had to follow such a dog for the rest of my life ...

Charlyne.

Will we still see each other again?

Did you think that slut was there?

No.

Then why do you glue her with the same compliments you gave me?

You're jealous, aren't you? - me? Not at all.

But you should not redo our declarations of love.

There is no love at all. That is a bitch who wants to be promoted.

She's a patch on a patch.

Then why do you pretend to be with her? - I'm not pretending. I'm trying my best.

But I miss you.

Do you think it's normal for me to kiss that handkerchief three times a day?

The lipstick is almost completely rubbed off. That's not normal, is it?

Come on, I'll show you something else.

Come on, I'll show you.

Look, the bill for the hotel where we spent the night.

In the evening I watch it, I cry a little and I fall asleep.

Do you think that's normal? - No.

We must absolutely see each other again. - Samuel, I don't exist anymore.

But why do you always come face to face?

I'm not in front of you, I'm sitting there. - But I can see and smell you.

Then let me grab you.

If you want to grasp an idea-fixe with all violence, go ahead.

Charlyne.

Charlyne.

But I have not even been able to thank you for Colombani.

Thanks.

Health.

Health.

Tasty. - Thank you.

Tasty, both two.

I'd rather see him than my immediate family members.

Leave that person alone.

Does it shock you if I say so? - No, I love animals.

I've always had a turtle myself. - They feel that. They have an instinct.

Yes, a dog is nothing but an instinct with her on it.

If you also start talking about the weather, you will make a fantastic impression on her.

They say it is man's bosom friend. That's true.

Yes, you can count on a dog. - Absolutely, imagine.

Twice a day you have to take it out so that it doesn't slip under your carpet.

You are never alone with a dog.

You are never alone with a dog. No no.

You see ? The dog is the best friend of people who have no friends themselves.

Just pleasure and she starts tattooing again. Drop it, Samuel ...

Is something wrong ? - And all for one quick seesaw.

Take charge yourself. This saves time.

Admit it, no foreplay, and if it makes you deaf, I'll talk a little louder.

Do you find that funny, you idiot?

Claude. - Samuel.

Micheline. Sorry, my hand went naturally.

How are you ?

Good. Are you free the 27th? - The seven ... Yes.

Okay, then you are invited to our wedding party.

Which is good.

The teacher may of course also come. - Which is good.

Are you OK ?

I am fine. I found a job.

I am completely on top again. I am fine.

It goes well.

It's alright...

It goes well.

I am fine.

Away. Go away.

Yes, and now to the right ear, yes. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

And then slowly to the left, yes.

And now very slowly down.

Say.

Good.

Now I am completely excited here. - I'm excited too.

I am about to collapse. - It's the third time I've been here

and the third time you stop halfway. Are you impotent, maybe?

Can you change yourself in my caretaker?

That is the only thing that excites me nowadays.

Forget it. You don't understand a thing.

You won't see me again.

I'll just have to live with that.

No, Charlyne, please.

I can't take it anymore. It must have ended. It makes me crazy.

It must have ended. I can't take it anymore. You must leave me alone.

Good evening, Mr. Bloemensteen. - Stop that nonsense.

I didn't think about you anymore. Gone, invisible.

Charlyne, because of your fault, I may never get an erection again.

But my name is not Charlyne. My name is Sandrine.

Sa ... Sandrine.

I registered for a drama course

and I've tried my text on you. I see it works.

Yes, bravo.

Were you not six months away with your fiancé?

My ex-fiancee, yes. - Ex ...

Ah yes.

Sorry for last time. I was a bit rude at the time.

Ça va?

Ça va. Thank you. And with you ?

Are you always dressed like that when you bring your garbage bag down?

No, I had to go to a costumed ball, but something went wrong.

Ah yes.

There was a leak upstairs and it got quite dripped here.

But it's made. You don't know that. You were then gone.

Well, goodbye, Mr. Flower Stone. - Call me Samuel.

See you soon, Samuel.

Forget everything I said. Formidable, those angels. Chapeau.

I count on you.

Good evening, I thought, because something had come up, we could ...

Excuse me. I'll be back. Otherwise come in.

Hey.

Hey. - Are you the babysitter?

No, I am the upstairs neighbor. - Unfortunately.

We had to go to a ball and the babysitter did not come.

That is unfortunate.

I put a lot of effort into finding this Pinocchio costume.

Look at my nose when I'm lying. Look at my nose.

I'm Fred Flintstone.

Is not it great ? - Phenomenal.

Your friend told me about the babysitter.

If you want, I want to pay attention. - Are you serious ?

It can be late. - I had nothing else to do.

And actually I wanted to go to the restaurant with you,

but we will do it another time.

Very sweet of you. You really help me out.

We will do that dinner another time.

Bertha, this is Samuel. - Bertha is a very beautiful name.

That is what I like to hear.

He's gonna take care of you tonight. Will you be kind to him?

I didn't know you had a child. - It's my sister's child.

She's divorced. A stewardess. - That's hard on an airplane.

Is it okay to leave you alone for a moment? Then I make something to eat.

Let's go jump.

Here, pinch your own nose.

No, you can not.

You are good.

Isn't that game going to start again? Make sure you are gone.

You are also a sunshine when you wake up.

Have you lost Pinocchio on the way? - He's gone with Kleinduimpje.

Has Bertha been sweet?

Yes, but I still think she didn't like those jars of spinach so much.

I will pay the dry cleaning bill.

No, that's not important.

It's too good to be true, isn't it?

I do not understand what you mean. - Me neither, but never mind.

I'll just let you sleep now.

It is not mine. - I see that too, it's mine.

How did you get that coat?

It was stolen somewhere in a cafe four months ago.

Well, tell me. How did you get that coat?

He didn't come out of the trap ... heaven?

Give it a try.

Take a walk. Yes, walk to mommy.

Well done.

In the box.

Mom. - The hug.

Reed bear.

We're going to call grandma.

Hello Grandma. - Hey.

Wait, I'll take it for a moment.

Look, daddy has found bear Roedoedoe.

And ? Who was it - It was your mother.

The plastic Bambi has been stolen and she cannot enter her country house.

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