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Come on, fast forward.

I'm fast forwarding.

So at a temperature of 20 degrees Celsius and a pressure of 101 .325

kPa absolute.

Where the density is 1 .205 kilograms over meters cubed.

My foot itches.

Shouldn't you guys be heading on up to bed?

You're bonging. You need to be blipping.

I'll blip you.

Give it.

No, I'm doing it. No, give it to me. Give it back. I had it first. Listen.

here. Let me do it. No, I'm doing it.

Give it.

Why'd the power go out?

Weird.

Don't you just love snuggling?

Okay.

Do you want to maybe

kiss?

Okay, Mark, what up? What up what?

You've been acting weird for like two weeks now.

I don't know.

We've been going out for a long time.

Maybe we should take a little break.

A break from each other?

Kinda.

Okay, if that's what you want.

Thanks.

You rock.

Did you get it?

Did he get it? I got it.

He got it.

Okay, just bring him here and don't eat any of the cookies.

Hey, don't be rude.

I didn't have to stop by the mail room and pick up your big cookie basket.

Dude. And I expect at least nine cookies when I get there.

No, wait. You get one.

One? All right, then.

There. Now your cookie basket's on the ground.

And I'm walking away.

No, Michael.

What happened?

He set the cookie basket down and he's walking away.

Oh. Give me the phone.

Hey, man, just pick up the basket and bring it here. You can have as many

cookies as you want.

Thank you.

No, they're mine. He only gets one.

I need cookies.

On my way.

It's cookie time.

What in the... Um, hello.

Those cookies aren't for you.

Seriously.

Just step away from...

A horse? I know it

sounds weird, but it's true. You ate my cookies.

I did not.

I wish I had, but I did not.

Tell him I'm not lying.

Okay, cookie monster.

Here, smell my breath.

No. Smell it. Do you smell cookie in here?

Gross. Never do that again.

James, feel my tummy. It feels flat.

not feeling your tummy.

That cookie basket was a gift from one of my stepmoms. Which one? I don't know,

but it was a very meaningful gift, and I can't believe you ate it. Okay, that

tears it. I'm going to prove to you both that it was a horse.

I'll prove it. Right.

Anyway, Quinn, I gotta say, I think you're taking this whole Mark thing

well. Yeah, how come you're not more upset?

You know, because it's just a guy thing.

Just wanted a little time to look south.

What's wrong?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Just don't turn around.

Gwen?

Stay calm.

Maybe she's just a friend.

Yeah. Just a friend whose hand he's holding while he giggles like a

I'll be back. Wait.

Give me your zap watch.

I promise I won't. Give it.

And your ankle laser.

Be right back.

Hello, Mark.

Mark's friend.

Hi.

Excuse me a sec.

Look, Quinn.

I see why you wanted to take a little break.

Who is she?

She's Brooke.

She started going here last semester.

And that's what you want?

A brainless trollop wearing a shirt that wouldn't fit an eight -year -old boy?

She's in my chemistry class, and she wasn't understanding anything.

Ooh, that's a shock.

So I was helping her with some homework, and... I don't know. She started liking

me, and I guess I kind of started liking her back. You lied to me!

Shh! I didn't mean to. I just... I didn't want you to get upset.

It's too late.

Quinn!

Yellowtail!

Why'd you do that?

He hates Yellowtail!

I'm thinking about becoming a male model, but I don't really need the

because my dad's got over 100 mil.

Oh.

Hello.

This way.

Follow Michael.

Keep walking.

Look at the coochie.

Want to feel my hair?

I use this special Norwegian conditioner.

You can only get it by... Look at it. A horse.

See?

I wasn't lying.

Where'd that come from? I don't know, but he's here. And he ate your cookies.

And now I'm standing here waiting for an apology.

I'll apologize to you when he apologizes for eating my cookie baskets. I gotta

get to class. I'll sit here later.

No, wait. Say you're sorry for not believing me about this horse.

Fine. I'm sorry.

Bye. Wait. No. All right, horse.

Thanks for proving I'm not a liar.

Now, go back to wherever you came from.

Take it.

Take my cookie.

Hey. What you doing?

Mangling market place.

This is not a good use of your time.

Well, it makes me feel better.

Two years.

I gave that boy two years of love, and he repays me by dumping me for some dumb

little trollop in a tank top?

Sometimes guys just, you know, they think they want girls who look and dress

like that.

Hey, Lola.

You left your laundry in the dryer.

Back in a few.

Bank shot.

Ooh, fancy.

You think you can beat me with shots like that?

Come on.

Bank shot.

Horse. No.

That's just H -O.

Dude. The only two shots I missed were that one and...

You're back?

I told you to go home.

Where'd he come from?

I don't know.

Uh -oh.

Zoe says I'm late.

Late for what?

I don't know.

She's my girlfriend and she says I'm late, so the best thing for me to do

be to run.

Later. Late.

Okay,

horse.

I'm going to go take a shower.

You go back to wherever you tried it here from.

All right?

Bye -bye.

Go on.

Oh, God.

You guys aren't going to be one of those couples, are you? I just spat him a

grape. Want me to feed you one?

Okay.

Have you guys ever seen that video where the lady was stomping grapes and she

broke her... Aloha.

Oh. My.

God.

Quinn? Have you guys seen Mark around?

Go back to our room and change into your normal clothes and scrape that stuff

off your face.

And put your glasses on?

No.

Look, if looking like this is what gets Mark's attention, then here I am.

But this is not the way to get attention from guys.

Hey, Quinn, I don't know if you're doing anything Saturday night, but you're

free, I thought. Goodbye.

Quinn, I want Mark back, but this is the wrong way. to do it lola said that this

is the kind of girl some guys want but this doesn't work for you keep walking

sure seems like it's working my

wizard attacks your magic dragon and i respond with my

wand of many mysteries

Can I play?

You broke up with her?

Can I date her?

No. I'll give you my wizard card and two magic trolls.

Stop.

Quit.

Yeah, baby?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

Your face, your hair, your lack of glasses, your... Your life?

No. This isn't you.

Well, it's what you want.

I'm not dating Brooke because she looks hot.

We're just really connected.

Uh -huh.

Seriously. We both collect antique calendars. We both like to knit. I'd

not hear about your magical connections with Brooke.

I'm just saying I like her for her.

Her hotness is just gravy.

You hate gravy.

Remember the one time I put gravy on your potato?

You didn't speak to me for two days.

Gwen, I... Just forget it.

I'm telling you, they're called daddy long legs.

Come on, they can't all be daddies. No, I know they can't all be daddies.

One,

two, three, four,

five,

six.

but you have to remember one thing, you're perfect, you're fast, you'll be

What's your problem?

Nothing, Logan.

Just keep writing.

You been crying?

What's wrong?

Nothing. Come on, talk to me.

Mark broke up with me. Oh, yeah. I heard you got dumped.

Broken up with.

Yeah. After two years.

Why'd he dump... Break up with you?

Because he fell for Brooke Margolin.

She's hot.

Hot -ish.

You gotta quit following...

a school.

You're not enrolled in it.

Now, please, just go on home.

Will you stop following me everywhere?

I'm not your owner, and I'm not your friend.

There. I said it.

Michael.

What? Can I use your JetX?

It's back in my dorm.

Oh, man.

What's the problem?

I laid down in the lounge to take a five -minute nap, which turned into a 45

-minute nap, and by the...

I'll get you there.

Give me your hand. Where'd you get a horse?

No time for questions. Give me your hand.

This is insane.

I mean, I guess

I can't be mad at Mark.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I think Mark's an idiot.

Yeah, yeah, I know you hate him.

I don't hate him.

I mean, he's an idiot for breaking up with you.

Why do you say that?

I don't know. I mean, look, we all know you're weird.

But you're smart, you're pretty, and you're kind of fun.

Thanks.

Sure. And, uh, why are you dressed like that?

I was trying to compete with Brooke.

Well, don't.

Hey, there's Quinn.

Master!

Weirdest day ever.

the place.

Thanks. No charge.

Who's a good boy? Who did good? You did.

Nothing to see here.

It's just a young man and a horse having a conversation.

Move along.

You know,

we're going to be hanging out together. You need a name.

Let's see.

I think I'll call you Sparkplug.

Yeah. I'll call you Sparkler, and you call me Michael.

Can you say Michael?

Yeah, I knew you could. There he is.

Winchester.

Winchester. Oh, Winchester. Oh, you have me worried half to death.

Winchester. This is Faye Dobson, and that's her horse.

Oh.

This is your horse.

Yes.

My husband forgot to lock the gate, and he got out sometime last weekend.

Yeah.

We met each other a few days ago.

Well, thank you for looking out for him.

I thought I'd never see you again.

Isn't that right, Winnie?

Well,

I should get him back home.

Hey, uh, before you go...

Can I have a minute alone with Sport Winchester?

Of course.

Well, looks like this is goodbye.

Never really wanted a horse anyway.

Anyway, got you a cookie.

I was going to give it to you later, but... Looks like this is it.

You'll be good now.

And don't forget me.

You can take him now.

Thank you again.

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Need a hug?