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Are you ready?

Ooh, I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

Ooh,

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and run.

Hmm.

Pacific Coast Academy, we're very excited that you're thinking of applying

this school.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Introduce PCA students.

Okay. Um, those are three of our students here at PCA. Zoe Brooks, Chase

Matthews, and Stacy Dixon.

Wilson.

Yeah.

They'll answer any questions you have about PCA.

I'm going to go sit over there and pluck the hairs out of my knuckles.

Okay, so who has a question?

Um, yeah. So PCA just started letting in girls two or three years ago, right?

Uh -huh. Do the guys and girls get along pretty well here?

Um, sometimes.

And sometimes not.

What are you saying?

That a good friend would give me my radio back.

Oh, so now I'm not a good friend?

Are you gonna give me my radio?

I was gonna. Sure you were.

I'll thank you not to raise your voice to me in front of my peers.

Excuse me, but I don't think I got the memo that said you were in charge of me.

A little tip.

Try to make the ball go in the basket.

And here's a tip for you.

Try to make words not come out of your mouth.

Thanks a lot, Force.

You're just lucky it takes two hands to choke a person.

Yeah, not much you can do to me with one hand.

Ow! You took Zoe's head, mate?

Well, sort of.

That's cheating!

It's smart strategy.

It's cheating!

I can't believe you'd want to win this way.

This roof is for guys only.

Chase, tell Logan he's being an idiot.

I kind of agree with him. Thank you. You're taking Logan's side on this? I

the guys do kind of need a place where we can just, you know, be guys.

Now leave.

No.

Rejected! Rejected! Yeah, you just got rejected!

R -E -J -E -C -P -E -D rejected!

R -E -J -E -C -P -E -D rejected!

All right! All right!

It's enough!

You're kidding me!

And

why

did you make me do all this ridiculous stuff?

called me a spaz?

Huh? I don't like being called a spaz.

Never did, even as a child.

I hope you learned a little lesson here.

Ready to fight?

Yeah, unless you forfeit like all the other guys.

I ain't gonna forfeit.

I don't care what you are.

I hurt everybody just the same.

Hi,

I have a question for Chase.

Sure, what do you want to know?

Well, I'm really interested in physics and chemistry and other science stuff.

Would PCA be a good place for me?

Um, yeah. We actually have a friend named Quinn who's very into stuff like

Very. My name is Quinn, and I invest in things, so I call them Quinnventions.

Quinn!

Yeah? What are you doing?

Monitoring your dreams.

I think you might be having a nightmare.

This is exactly why girls don't belong in the science club.

I

made

this. It's a follicular stimulant. And it worked?

You tell me.

Put some of this under my arm. And now, tough.

Oh.

See?

Look, the breakers. Okay, do it.

Fifty -five, seven, eight.

Yes. Fair budget.

Now,

I activate the electric.

Did she get the extended warranty?

Yeah, question for Zoe?

Shoot. Um, now that PCA accepts boys and girls, is there a lot of dating that

goes on here?

Yeah, PCA's definitely got some of that going on.

Why do you want to go out with Logan?

Have you seen him? He's ruptious!

And his arms!

Oh, his arms.

So you're an actress?

Totally. Nice.

What?

Hi, Mark.

Oh, hey, Clint. Quinn.

Did you say Clint?

He said Quinn.

I said Clint. Who's Clint? She meant Quinn. Wait a sec. Who wants potato

Wanna go together?

Yes. Awesome.

Friday night.

Hi. Ready, steady? Ready, ready.

You have pretty eyes.

Um... My pediatrician says I might need glasses soon because I don't see too

well. So maybe I should get closer.

How's this?

My breath has never been a problem before, has it?

I caught him hugging another woman.

Well, that might not mean anything.

It depends on what kind of hug. Yeah, was it one of these?

Or one of these?

Yeah. Would you, uh, maybe want to catch a movie on campus with me tonight?

Uh, yeah, I could be up for that.

Cool. Will you still be Mama Lisa?

Michael.

Who's... Courtney, I'm his girlfriend.

What? Uh -oh.

I can't believe you'd do this to me, Mark. We are done.

Over.

Hey,

I got a question.

For Chase.

Yeah? I noticed that your hair's really bushy.

Did you know that?

Yeah, I know that.

So do people ever talk about it?

Um, it's come up.

Does it look better?

I don't know. It was a bush before, it's a bush now.

Hey, fuzzy head.

Hey, now, you promised not to call me fuzzy head anymore.

Curly suit?

And now I'm liking fuzzy head.

You dented my fro.

Crazy Jewish afro? Now, Chase, your hair is unusually bushy.

And, Michael, the bushiness of his hair is none of your business.

You've seen his bushy hair. What is up with that?

I like his hair.

It reminds me of my grandma's dead poodle.

It is poodly.

I really should finish this. You're not blowing off your birthday party, you big

-haired freak.

Did your hair get bushier?

I've heard that.

Who's next?

Oh.

Hmm. Let's see.

Uh, Zoe.

So I read a few blogs by some PCA students, and some of them talk about

stuff that goes on here.

Is that stuff true?

Um, I don't know if I'd say that weird stuff happens. fear.

Who are you?

Bah!

Bah!

But!

Hey!

Bah!

Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!

Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!

Okay, then.

Start shaving.

Make sure you scrape off all the dead skin.

Um, okay. I think we're done.

I'll be the judge of that.

Yeah. Move like a baby's butt.

Yeah, weird stuff happens here.

Thank you. Would anyone like to ask me a question? Because I've prepared these

special reference cards with all kinds of information. All right, we're going

take a 15 -minute break.

There's blick, doodle cake, and cauliflower in the hallway.

Coco, are you going to come get a snack?

I can't.

I'm on a new diet, and I've already eaten all my calories for the day.

It's 10 in the morning.

Thank you.

Ah, you only live once.

We have about 15 minutes.

Ask any questions you want.

I'll be over there trying to get rid of this gab without making it bleed.

I have a question for Zoe.

Go ahead.

Yeah, I've never lived away from home before, so without parents around, who

you go to when you need help with personal stuff?

Well, that's why we have dorm advisors like Coco.

back and kill me with it.

Do you want to know what I got for Valentine's Day?

A pretzel.

A big old pretzel from the gas station.

I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, eh?

Right?

We got in this huge fight because he said, my mother's crazy.

Oh yeah, my mother's crazy.

His mother makes baseball caps for dogs.

What dog wants to walk around with a rhinestone studded face?

What's going on in here?

What are those bees?

Hey!

Hey! What's happening?

They're attracting your food!

Drop the radio! No!

Oh, are you still seeing that nutritionist?

Nah. She told me I wasn't allowed to come back.

I got a new one who told me I should eat more salads.

And notice, Thousand Island dressing on the side.

Is the Thousand Island really fattening? That's why I got it on the side.

I mean, I give the guy four years of my life, right?

I wash his underwear. I fix the toilet. I pop the pimples he can't reach, and he

has the nerve to dump me over the phone?

Okay, whatever.

Hey, Coco.

You dropped your pillowcase.

That is my underwear.

Oh, God!

What is that?

Complicated, all right.

Who else has a question?

I do.

Uh, Tate.

Oh. Yeah, what's up?

Okay, this is a little embarrassing, but I tend to be sort of accident prone. Is

PCA a safe place to go to school?

Safe?

Zoe? Does PPA have a dress code?

Uh, no, you can wear pretty much whatever you want.

You a magician?

No, I'm a vampire.

Okay, who are you?

Lola. Oh, hey, Zoe.

Hello. What's up, Zoe?

Come here, baby.

Chase, what do kids at PCA do for fun? Oh, God.

I can think of a whole montage of fun stuff we've done.

Food fight!

Hey, hey, hey! Can we all be a little bit more mature here?

can still give.

I'm getting my legs waxed in ten minutes, so we have time for one last

Oh, I have one for Zoe and Chase.

Yeah? What's that?

Are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend?

Um, no.

Have you ever been?

No. Why do you ask that?

I don't know. Just a vibe I was picking up.

Um, I'm Zoe.

Chase. So, uh, are you like a new student here at PCA? Great.

I'm in trouble now. Give me your lunch money.

Give me your lunch money. Ow.

Did you bite me?

Maybe. Oh, it's hot.

Your linements are on rock.

What? Here.

You got to snap your wrist and then.

Bye.

Oh, you're dead.

Oh, I'm scared.

Let's see a kiss.

Okay, listen. Fine. We'll kiss.

Okay, here it goes.

Oh.

Do you like it?

Yeah, it's very flattering.

Do you need a drink of water?

Yes, please.

You want to be alone?

We'll always have this taco.

No, we won't.

Did you explain to her we're just friends?

Yeah. And she said?

That if I want her to be my girlfriend, that I can't hang out with you

anymore or talk to you.

So I dumped her.

Okay, that's it. We're done.

Everyone follow me. We're going to meet Dean Rivers outside and take a tour of

the campus.

Mmm. It dented my fro.