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Are you ready?
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All the things that you can do.
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page automatically?
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Yeah, it did. See, this way I can read
my history text book while
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typing up a few ionic photon equations.
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How do you focus your brain on two
things at once like that?
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Yeah, I can't even watch TV and burp at
the same time.
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Yeah, like I gotta hit pause, then burp,
then unpause.
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Hey, you guys.
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Hey, Zoe.
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Hey.
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What meeting?
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Guidance counselor.
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Yeah, I just spent two hours going over
everything I'm going to need to put on
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my college application.
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Why? We don't have to worry about that
for another year.
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You better start worrying now.
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It takes a lot more than grades and SATs
to get into a good college.
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Especially when your grades and SAT
scores are sucky. You know, like yours.
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Well, my dad. Daddy's not going to be
able to buy your way into college.
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True that. Not this time. Well, what am
I supposed to do then? You need good
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extracurricular stuff.
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I play football and basketball.
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Yeah, not that good, though.
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You're going to need more than that.
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Where are you going?
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To do something impressive so I can get
into college.
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Hey, why do they call this eggplant?
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Doesn't look like an egg, doesn't look
like a plant.
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So what should they call it? I don't
know.
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Veggie mush.
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Vegemite. See, that's funny.
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Turn page.
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Hey. Hey, Chase.
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What? What?
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What did you decide?
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Nothing.
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Oh, tiny whiteys. My little brother
wears these.
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Okay. That's enough.
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Hey,
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Chase. Girl people.
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Why are you all happy?
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Because I just got Dean Rivers' approval
on this.
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I'm starting a new tradition at PTA.
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A yearly beauty pageant run by me.
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This is your extracurricular activity to
impress colleges? Don't go snotting on
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this idea.
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It's awesome.
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Okay, first of all, I'll snot on
whatever I want to snot on.
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And this is a horrible idea.
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Yeah, beauty pageants are sexist.
Exactly.
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Duh. So what's wrong with sexy?
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It's sexist. Beauty pageants are
insulting to girls.
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Ugly girls, yeah.
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Oh, my God. Help us.
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Dude, this is the 21st century. It's not
cool to have a contest where girls are
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supposed to out -pretty each other.
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Thank you.
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Did you really think Girls at PCA would
sign up for this? Well, so far, 17 girls
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have.
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What? Why won't these girls sign up?
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I guess they're interested in winning
the insane first prize.
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Which is?
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Whoever wins gets to be on the cover of
Buzz magazine.
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Buzz? No way!
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How'd you pull that off?
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My dad has connections.
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Give me a pen.
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You're signing up?
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Yeah. If I'm on the cover of Buzz, any
agent in Hollywood would sign me in a
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heartbeat.
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Give me.
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Zoe? It's Buzz Magazine. This could be
my big break into the fashion world. And
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do you realize how jealous Katie
Peckerman will be if I'm on the cover of
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Who's Katie Peckerman?
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The rotten little skunk bag who called
me ugly in third grade. I hate that
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Peckerman.
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Whose are these?
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More thumb.
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Oh, yes.
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Hey, hey, quick.
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Oh, hi.
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What does a hillbilly call a deer with
no eyes?
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I don't know. What? No idea.
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Oh, come on. Everybody laughs at that
joke.
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Sorry.
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It's like you don't think I'm funny.
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Well... Oh, my God!
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Michael!
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I'm going to make you laugh, Quinn
Penske.
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I'm going to make you laugh until it
hurts.
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All right?
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No idea.
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What? So what about this beauty pageant?
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Kissing me will not influence my
decisions.
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Okay.
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Listen, for the talent competition, I'm
going to pick a monologue for my acting
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class. How long can it be?
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I don't care.
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Awesome! It's going to be two minutes,
and it's going to be amazing.
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If I were you, I'd focus on what I was
going to wear for the evening gown
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competition. I got that covered.
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You already got a dress?
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Yep. Zoe picked out a couple of nice
ones for us at this cool boutique right
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campus. Really?
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Yeah, she's going to fix them up.
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You know, work a little of her fashion
magic.
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And you think that's a smart plan?
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Yeah. Zoe's got great taste.
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Why? Zoe's competing against you.
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So? So she's going to make sure her
dress is better than yours.
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Coming up next on Duh.
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Zoe's my friend. She wouldn't do
anything catty like that.
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Sure she wouldn't.
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Hey, how come you haven't signed up for
the beauty pageant?
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Ugh, please.
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You could win.
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You have beauty.
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Thank you, Mark, but serious scientists
do not win Nobel Prizes by being on the
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cover of pop culture magazines.
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Hey, look.
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A rock.
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It's a nice one.
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Yeah.
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Talk about beauty.
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This one's going right in my collection.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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My pants!
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Woo!
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Yeah, baby! Oh, my pants are down around
my ankles. Woo!
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Yeah, baby!
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah!
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This is not something you see every day,
baby. Uh -uh! This is unanticipated.
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Oh, you see me, right? My pants are
down, baby. Yeah! You can't handle it.
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you cannot.
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Oh, yeah, baby! Yeah!
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Taking a shower in the fountain.
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Are
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you all
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right? Yeah, I'm all right.
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Why aren't you laughing?
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Why would I laugh?
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Because I run by you, my pants down
around my ankles. I fall in a fountain.
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That is top -notch physical comedy.
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Everybody laughs at physical comedy.
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Yeah, not really.
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No,
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Lee. Two more minutes.
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I'm bored.
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Look at the fire extinguisher.
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Not that exciting.
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Just wait. I need your opinion on my
drug.
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You know, I don't support this beauty
pageant.
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It treats girls like they're...
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Pride show pig at a county fair.
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And I don't think it's right that...
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Oh.
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Do you like it?
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Oh.
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Oh, you like it?
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Yeah, it's, um, very, uh... flattering.
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Do you need a drink of water?
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Yes, please.
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Come on.
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Oh, hey, Jake.
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Hi. Zoe, what time are we gonna... Oh,
my God, you look gorgeous!
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Really? Yeah.
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Absol... Wait, I thought you said the
red dress was for me. I did, but then I
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started messing around with them, and I
decided that the other dress would look
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better on you, and this one was better
for me.
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Oh. So you're saying I'd look bad in
that dress?
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I didn't say that.
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Yeah, you kind of did.
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Girls. Look, I made your dress look just
as cool as mine.
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Okay.
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Let's see it.
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Sure.
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She's going to get the dress.
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Here. What do you think?
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I don't know. I'm kind of torn between
ill and... Hey, who likes cheddar
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I know I do. Do you know how hard I
worked on this dress for you? Not as
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you worked on that one for you.
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I'm going to go somewhere else now.
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You know, I really thought you were
above this kind of thing. What kind of
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thing?
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Sabotaging me. Okay, you're insane.
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I was insane for trusting you with my
dress. You know, I'm trying real hard
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to get offended here. I should have
known you tried to make sure I look
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than you. And, uh, good luck doing that.
And now I'm offended.
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Yay! You just get your own dress for the
pageant. Oh, I'm way ahead of you
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there.
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Oh, and you know what's going to be so
great about seeing my face on the cover
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of Buzz Magazine?
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Not seeing yours! Your face should be
covered with a sack!
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You'll pay for that one, Brooke.
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Oh, if only you could stay this sharp
forever.
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Is Zoe in here?
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No, just me.
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Good, because I don't want to be in the
same room with her. Then you better
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leave, because here I am.
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I'm not going anywhere. I'm just going
to ignore you.
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Oh, promise.
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Can I please borrow your lip gloss?
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Sure.
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Careful, Quinn. If she ends up not
liking it, she'll accuse you of trying
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sabotage her mouth.
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Huh? I wish your mouth would stop
moving. I thought you were ignoring me.
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Then I stopped for a second, and now I'm
ignoring you again.
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All right, I'm leaving!
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I can't wait until this stupid beauty
pageant's over and done with.
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Don't leave!
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All right, I'll say if you two will be
nice to each other. I'll be nice if
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she'll be nice. Oh, so it's all on me
now? You're the one who started acting
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like a jerk yesterday.
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I know you started by hijacking my hot
red dress and trying to squeeze me into
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some hideous mom frog. Bye!
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What's a mom frog? The frog that I'm all
aware of. Hey, what's going on in
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there? Lily and Lola are fighting.
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Oh, that's such a shame.
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No, it didn't. I worked for hours on it.
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What are you wearing?
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Oh, this is my evening gown for Logan's
beauty pageant. I'm having it altered
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because it's a bit snug in the bosom.
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I can't believe you say that.
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Lola, we're done with melons. Oh, I
adore melons. You know, my favorite is
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honeydew, but then I...
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My cue?
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There you go.
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Sit in the side.
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Man, beating you is really making me
thirsty.
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I'm thirsty.
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That's sweet. They're just sucking up to
you because they know that you're the
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only judge in your little beauty
pageant. I know.
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How did I not think of it three years
ago? I got it! I got it! What you got?
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A foolproof way to make Quinn laugh.
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You gonna show a picture of that
mustache you tried to grow?
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Hey, hey, hey. It would have grown in. I
just needed more time.
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Anyway, Quinn's like super smart, right?
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Yeah. So, I just gotta hit her with an
intellectual joke.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah, just watch this.
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Hey there, Quinn.
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What's up?
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Well, you see, two hydrogen atoms bump
into each other at a party.
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So one of the atoms says, why do you
look so sad?
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So the other atom says, oh, I just lost
a proton.
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So the first atom says, are you sure
about that?
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And the other atom says, oh, yeah.
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Protons are positively charged.
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Electrons are negatively charged. If the
hydrogen atom lost a proton, it would
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cause the atom to skew negative, not
positive.
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Well, okay. I don't find scientific
errors funny.
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Because you sent me a double 9 -1 -1
text message.
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Yes, because I needed you to help me
decide which earrings I should wear in
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pageant. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize the
seriousness of the situation.
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Yeah, yeah. So do you like the topaz,
the pearls, or the little red balls?
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Um, they all look very nice.
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What are you, running for president?
Take a position. Make a choice.
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Uh, okay. Um, the topaz balls?
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All right, look. Just pick up those
index cards and read me the questions.
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What are they for?
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The interview. The pageant consists of
four sub -competitions.
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Talent, evening gown, interview, and
swimsuit.
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Can I help you pick out a swimsuit? I
already picked a swimsuit. Just read
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those.
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Okay, okay.
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If you could, what would you do to help
the hungry children of the world?
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I don't know.
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Feed them? What other answer is there?
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I think they're looking for something
more specific.
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Okay, meatloaf. I'd give them all
meatloaf. Next.
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Um...
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If you could be an internal organ, which
organ would you be?
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Heart, lung, liver, pancreas, or
bladder?
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What kind of question is that?
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It's a chase question.
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I made it up myself.
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Hey.
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You dented my fro.
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You're not taking this seriously.
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Well, you got that one right.
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This is important to me. I want to be on
the cover, but... No, you don't. You're
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just obsessed with beating Lola because
you guys are in a fight.
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00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,560
Okay, I do not need a therapist, so if
you're not going to help me... Maybe you
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do need a therapist.
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Because you're not even acting like you.
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Oh, I'm not?
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You're the one who said contests like
this bring out the worst in people.
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Well, guess what?
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It's bringing out the worst in you.
That's so not true!
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It's like you to run around, freaking
out, dying for Logan to pick you as the
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prettiest girl at PCA.
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Copaz, Pearl, or Red Boss?
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Tito, do you like my dress?
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No.
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Oh!
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Well, thanks for the constructive
criticism!
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Can I have the pen, please?
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Of course.
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Why don't you take a picture? It'll last
longer.
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Pardon? You were checking out my dress?
Jealous?
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I don't think so.
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Right.
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What's up, boys?
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What are you, the lifeguard?
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This is my judging chair.
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You did not just do that.
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Maybe I didn't. Maybe I did. I guess you
just didn't have to wonder.
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What are you guys, crazy? Stop fighting.
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You look so funny.
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Oh, you.
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I'm so sorry.
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Don't even say it. I have to. I've been
acting like such an idiot. Not just you.
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What do you think?
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Hugging time?
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Oh, yeah.
317
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I'm telling Dean Rivers about this, and
both of you are going to get detention.
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And I guess we have nothing to lose.
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This is so much better
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than a beauty pageant.
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So much better.
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Always fighting dirty.
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Fighting dirty.
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Because they're money.
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I get it. That's funny.
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It is?
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That's right, it is.
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It sure is.
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You just laugh it up, Quinn.
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Compliments of Michael Baird.
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Clever.
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Ow! Ow!
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Let go of me!
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I'm the judge!
335
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I'm the judge!
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I'm the judge!
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Poor Logan.
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He was really getting pounded down
there.
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Let go of me!
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I'm the judge!
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Want to get some coffee?
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Sure.
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