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Are you ready?
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I know you see me standing here.
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Do I look good, my dear?
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Do I look good today?
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I'm just another kind of girl.
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And you want to see my world.
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So come and run.
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Let's just get away, yeah.
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I will make you see all of the things
that you can be.
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Oh, you cannot.
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That's impossible.
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It's easy. You do it like this.
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You take your first leg and do this.
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And then you just take your other leg
and do this.
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And... There.
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Where's the remote?
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We need the remote.
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Here. What's on?
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Check out the news. Because next
Saturday, the popular soft drink
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will be promoting their new flavor,
Zingleberry.
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by having a hands -on -a -Blitz van
contest at several high schools across
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country, including California's own
Pacific Coast Academy. Yeah, that's
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And the prize for this year's winner, a
trip for two aboard the private Blitz
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jet to anywhere in the world.
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Wait,
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how does this contest work?
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Okay, they bring in a Blitz van, right?
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And everybody puts their hands on it.
And whoever keeps their hands on it the
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longest wins.
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Sounds easy.
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Ah, not so easy.
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It could go on for hours, days.
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Well, I am going to win, and then I'm
going to take that flick jet to Milan
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Fashion Week.
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Wow, that sounds horrible.
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When I win, I'm going to Alaska.
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Why Alaska?
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Because I love penguins.
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There are no penguins in Alaska.
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Just in Antarctica.
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Tuna fish salad.
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What? You had tuna fish salad for lunch.
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How do you know that?
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Your breath smells like tuna fish salad.
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I used my turbo fresh breath spray!
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Doesn't work.
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I guess maybe it was just really
powerful tuna salad, because my breath's
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been a problem before, has it?
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One day, Toes. One day.
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So,
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I just wanted to tell you, if I win, I'm
taking you with me on the Blitz jet.
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And if I win... Yes?
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I'm taking Jeff Mitchell.
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Who's Jeff Mitchell?
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I'm kidding. I'm taking you.
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No violence.
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Oh, come on. Just a little violence.
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Promise not to call me Fuzzy Head
anymore.
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Curly Sue?
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And now I'm liking Fuzzy Head.
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Stop it!
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What are you doing?
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It's an acting exercise.
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I'm creating a character, a girl who
loves having her hands on a van.
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Oh, you're weird. I may be weird, but
I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. No, you're
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both gonna lose, because I have a
strategy where... Can one of you guys
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over to the van?
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You know, nice people help the injured.
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Can I get a chair, please?
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Okay, what little game are you playing
now?
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I broke my clavicle. Your clavicle's by
your shoulder.
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Well, I broke something.
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What's the problem?
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I want to compete in the contest, so I
need a chair.
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That's not fair.
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Yeah, it's a lot easier to keep your
hands on the van if you're sitting.
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Look, I'm sure a big company like the
Blick Corporation isn't going to keep a
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poor, injured kid from being in this
contest.
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That wouldn't look too good, would it?
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Bring this kid a chair.
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This is Carter Jensen coming to you live
from Pacific Coast Academy, where the
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second annual Hands on a Blitz band
contest is about to begin.
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Okay, real quick.
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The rules are, you must keep at least
one hand on the Blitz band at all times.
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Oh, what if we have to use the restroom?
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No worries, young man.
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There's a five -minute break after every
hour, and we'll take a 20 -minute break
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after six hours.
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Oh, and you can check the time whenever
you want by looking at the big
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Zingleberry Blix board right over there.
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Okay, those are the only rules.
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Now...
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this contest, and to do so, I must
remain entirely focused.
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Oh, look! Brad came to watch!
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A big bite of an onion.
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Well, congratulations,
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Quinn. You've achieved stanky.
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Perfect. Why is stanky perfect?
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Because I have Quinn -vented the most
powerful breath freshener known to man.
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Watch this.
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That tickles the uvula.
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of benzoic acid, sodium quasinate,
sulfuric xylitol, peppermint glutamate,
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hydrogenate.
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We've just passed the two -hour mark,
and all the contestants, except one,
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have their hands on the Blix van.
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And he's out!
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Hey, come on! He screamed in my ear! My
leg was hurting.
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But can't I just... Sorry, kid.
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You're done.
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You're the worst. If you can't handle
the competition, then drop out.
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can handle the competition just fine. I
doubt it. You're just a little too
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female.
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Huh? Girls don't have the killer
instinct it takes to win a contest like
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Why don't you just quit and go bake me a
muffin?
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You think I'd get disqualified if I
stabbed him with a fork?
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I think it'd be okay if you kept one
hand on the van.
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Man, two hours and twelve minutes goes
by fast when you're standing next to the
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prettiest girl at PCA.
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Aww, that's sweet.
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Me?
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I'm going to kiss me someday.
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I'm out.
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And another one bites the dust.
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Hey, remind me to call my Aunt Irma
tonight, okay?
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Sure, what for?
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She bought me this necklace for my
birthday and I have to thank her for it.
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Even though it's the most hideous
necklace ever.
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Yeah, didn't want to say anything, but
this is...
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Seriously ugly.
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That is some hideous neckwear.
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What? This isn't the necklace my aunt
gave me.
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I made this necklace myself.
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Oh, that necklace.
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I can't believe you said it's ugly.
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Hey now, I'll thank you not to raise
your voice to me in front of my peers.
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Excuse me, but I don't think I got the
memo that said you were in charge of me.
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Um, you might want to watch your tone
before you get a memo telling you to
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yourself another boyfriend.
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Maybe I will find myself another
boyfriend.
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Well, I can do that, too.
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We're broken up.
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You guys have earned a 20 -minute break.
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But make sure you have at least one of
your hands back on that van when the
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clock hits six hours and 20 minutes.
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You're late.
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You're out.
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There's another one over there.
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Thanks.
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Oh my God.
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All contestants have five minutes to
finish up whatever you're doing and get
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your hands back on the Blix van.
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Hello? Has someone opened this door
already?
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Zoe? Chase?
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Are you in the porta potty? No, I'm in
Switzerland.
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Yes, I'm in the porta potty. Well, you
better come out of there because we've
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got less than two minutes.
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I realize that. This door won't open.
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Somebody put a lock on it.
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I know it was you.
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Yeah, well, I know how much girls love
spending time in the bathroom.
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You're just lucky it takes two hands to
choke a person.
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Yeah, not much you can do to me with one
hand.
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Do you work out?
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Yeah, a little bit. I can tell.
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You feel much stronger than my ex
-boyfriend.
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Well, well, well.
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What's up, Stacy Dilson?
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You looking mighty fine today.
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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I've never seen such pretty eyes.
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Oh, well, my optometrist would beg to
differ.
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I have a double astigmatism.
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Sometimes this I drip.
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Come on, let's go!
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I'm gonna get some water!
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Oh, Mr. Patterson!
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Is our test gonna be multiple choice,
or... Hey, did you... Uh, yeah, it's a
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toupee.
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Looks fake, huh?
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Doesn't look silly?
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Not at all.
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Hi, Mr. Pass.
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I knew it.
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And that's what happened on my seventh
birthday. Now, my eighth birthday is one
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I'll never forget. My Uncle Felix spread
over one of those miniature ponies. I
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think they're called Shetlands.
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And when I went to pet him, he bit me.
right here on my knuckles. And then, a
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few hours later, I started to feel
woozy, so my mother took me to a doctor,
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pediatric specialist, and he said I was
having some kind of reaction from the
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pony saliva.
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They call it horse madness.
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I will give you $12 to stop talking to
me.
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So, if you want to get together
sometime, my digits are seven. Hey, just
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your digits to yourself.
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Hey, I'm having a conversation.
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Yeah? Well, conversation's over.
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Stop talking to my woman.
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Your woman?
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Yeah.
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The only woman I ever loved.
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Oh, Michael.
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Hey, look, man. No, no. I'm not looking
at a man. I'm looking at a chump.
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Chump? Yeah, that's right.
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I'll still beat you. I'll beat you.
You're too heavy.
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I need out.
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Oh, come on. I'm not out.
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Hey, the Blix man's dead. You're out.
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Come on, Blix people. Get this chump out
of here.
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I'm sorry I besmirched your necklace.
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I'm sorry I overreacted.
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Will you still be my little Lisa?
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I might.
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And they're both out of here!
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That's all right.
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We don't care.
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Yeah. We're going to go try to touch my
toes.
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Good luck.
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Hey, that's cold.
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How many people are left?
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I think just you, me, Logan, and Stacey.
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I can get rid of Stacy whenever I want.
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How? Hey, Stacy!
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Is that you, Logan?
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Yeah. If you take both your hands off
the van, you can be my girlfriend for a
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week.
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Hello,
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Mark.
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Why is she laughing? Just come here.
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Watch closely, Quinn.
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What are you going to do?
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It overwrote my involuntary laughter
reflex.
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Yeah, yeah. Get off me!
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I'll text you later, sweetie.
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Come on. Let's get a job at Chino.
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Come back anytime.
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I love this school.
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So, you gotta stay a week.
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I will, right after I take a nap.
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Zoe! Hey, Belle! She took her hand off!
No, I didn't!
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Look, he's standing up! His leg's fine,
he was faking!
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Ow!
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And he's out!
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What? Me?
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I don't think you really need that
chair, do you?
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Well, I guess my leg is feeling a little
better.
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Take his butt, Zoe.
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I'll take him. You wish.
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It's 10 .27 p .m. here at Pacific Coast
Academy where the Hands on a Blitz Band
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Contest, believe it or not, it's been
over 19 hours since this contest began.
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So it's hard to believe that two
teenagers, Zoe Brooks, and Odie Dawn
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PCA where this year's Hands on a Blitz
Band Contest is taking a heavy toll on
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two students, both of whom are
determined to keep a hand on the Blitz
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matter what.
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It's morning here at PCA, and it's down
to the last two competitors who are
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still hanging on as the crowd of their
fellow students stand by watching the
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drama unfold.
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Now it's just a question of, who wants
it more?
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Hey, wanna make a deal?
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What kind of deal?
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One where we both win.
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Talk.
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If we both take our hands off the band
at the exact same time, then they'll
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to call it a tie and give us both the
prize.
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Smarter than you look, Brooke.
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Do it.
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On three, together.
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One, two, three.
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And he's out!
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The winner of this year's hands on a
Blix fan competition, winning two
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on the Blix jet to wherever she wants,
Zoe Brooks!
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Wait a minute!
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She tricked me!
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Yep, I guess girls do have the killer
instinct it takes to win, don't we?
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We made a deal. You can't just... Nogan!
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Nogan, you still have...
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Thank you.
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