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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and run.

Let's just get away, yeah.

I will make you see all of the things that you can be.

Oh, you cannot.

That's impossible.

It's easy. You do it like this.

You take your first leg and do this.

And then you just take your other leg and do this.

And... There.

Where's the remote?

We need the remote.

Here. What's on?

Check out the news. Because next Saturday, the popular soft drink

will be promoting their new flavor, Zingleberry.

by having a hands -on -a -Blitz van contest at several high schools across

country, including California's own Pacific Coast Academy. Yeah, that's

And the prize for this year's winner, a trip for two aboard the private Blitz

jet to anywhere in the world.

Wait,

how does this contest work?

Okay, they bring in a Blitz van, right?

And everybody puts their hands on it. And whoever keeps their hands on it the

longest wins.

Sounds easy.

Ah, not so easy.

It could go on for hours, days.

Well, I am going to win, and then I'm going to take that flick jet to Milan

Fashion Week.

Wow, that sounds horrible.

When I win, I'm going to Alaska.

Why Alaska?

Because I love penguins.

There are no penguins in Alaska.

Just in Antarctica.

Tuna fish salad.

What? You had tuna fish salad for lunch.

How do you know that?

Your breath smells like tuna fish salad.

I used my turbo fresh breath spray!

Doesn't work.

I guess maybe it was just really powerful tuna salad, because my breath's

been a problem before, has it?

One day, Toes. One day.

So,

I just wanted to tell you, if I win, I'm taking you with me on the Blitz jet.

And if I win... Yes?

I'm taking Jeff Mitchell.

Who's Jeff Mitchell?

I'm kidding. I'm taking you.

No violence.

Oh, come on. Just a little violence.

Promise not to call me Fuzzy Head anymore.

Curly Sue?

And now I'm liking Fuzzy Head.

Stop it!

What are you doing?

It's an acting exercise.

I'm creating a character, a girl who loves having her hands on a van.

Oh, you're weird. I may be weird, but I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win. No, you're

both gonna lose, because I have a strategy where... Can one of you guys

over to the van?

You know, nice people help the injured.

Can I get a chair, please?

Okay, what little game are you playing now?

I broke my clavicle. Your clavicle's by your shoulder.

Well, I broke something.

What's the problem?

I want to compete in the contest, so I need a chair.

That's not fair.

Yeah, it's a lot easier to keep your hands on the van if you're sitting.

Look, I'm sure a big company like the Blick Corporation isn't going to keep a

poor, injured kid from being in this contest.

That wouldn't look too good, would it?

Bring this kid a chair.

This is Carter Jensen coming to you live from Pacific Coast Academy, where the

second annual Hands on a Blitz band contest is about to begin.

Okay, real quick.

The rules are, you must keep at least one hand on the Blitz band at all times.

Oh, what if we have to use the restroom?

No worries, young man.

There's a five -minute break after every hour, and we'll take a 20 -minute break

after six hours.

Oh, and you can check the time whenever you want by looking at the big

Zingleberry Blix board right over there.

Okay, those are the only rules.

Now...

this contest, and to do so, I must remain entirely focused.

Oh, look! Brad came to watch!

A big bite of an onion.

Well, congratulations,

Quinn. You've achieved stanky.

Perfect. Why is stanky perfect?

Because I have Quinn -vented the most powerful breath freshener known to man.

Watch this.

That tickles the uvula.

of benzoic acid, sodium quasinate, sulfuric xylitol, peppermint glutamate,

hydrogenate.

We've just passed the two -hour mark, and all the contestants, except one,

have their hands on the Blix van.

And he's out!

Hey, come on! He screamed in my ear! My leg was hurting.

But can't I just... Sorry, kid.

You're done.

You're the worst. If you can't handle the competition, then drop out.

can handle the competition just fine. I doubt it. You're just a little too

female.

Huh? Girls don't have the killer instinct it takes to win a contest like

Why don't you just quit and go bake me a muffin?

You think I'd get disqualified if I stabbed him with a fork?

I think it'd be okay if you kept one hand on the van.

Man, two hours and twelve minutes goes by fast when you're standing next to the

prettiest girl at PCA.

Aww, that's sweet.

Me?

I'm going to kiss me someday.

I'm out.

And another one bites the dust.

Hey, remind me to call my Aunt Irma tonight, okay?

Sure, what for?

She bought me this necklace for my birthday and I have to thank her for it.

Even though it's the most hideous necklace ever.

Yeah, didn't want to say anything, but this is...

Seriously ugly.

That is some hideous neckwear.

What? This isn't the necklace my aunt gave me.

I made this necklace myself.

Oh, that necklace.

I can't believe you said it's ugly.

Hey now, I'll thank you not to raise your voice to me in front of my peers.

Excuse me, but I don't think I got the memo that said you were in charge of me.

Um, you might want to watch your tone before you get a memo telling you to

yourself another boyfriend.

Maybe I will find myself another boyfriend.

Well, I can do that, too.

We're broken up.

You guys have earned a 20 -minute break.

But make sure you have at least one of your hands back on that van when the

clock hits six hours and 20 minutes.

You're late.

You're out.

There's another one over there.

Thanks.

Oh my God.

All contestants have five minutes to finish up whatever you're doing and get

your hands back on the Blix van.

Hello? Has someone opened this door already?

Zoe? Chase?

Are you in the porta potty? No, I'm in Switzerland.

Yes, I'm in the porta potty. Well, you better come out of there because we've

got less than two minutes.

I realize that. This door won't open.

Somebody put a lock on it.

I know it was you.

Yeah, well, I know how much girls love spending time in the bathroom.

You're just lucky it takes two hands to choke a person.

Yeah, not much you can do to me with one hand.

Do you work out?

Yeah, a little bit. I can tell.

You feel much stronger than my ex -boyfriend.

Well, well, well.

What's up, Stacy Dilson?

You looking mighty fine today.

Seriously?

Yeah.

I've never seen such pretty eyes.

Oh, well, my optometrist would beg to differ.

I have a double astigmatism.

Sometimes this I drip.

Come on, let's go!

I'm gonna get some water!

Oh, Mr. Patterson!

Is our test gonna be multiple choice, or... Hey, did you... Uh, yeah, it's a

toupee.

Looks fake, huh?

Doesn't look silly?

Not at all.

Hi, Mr. Pass.

I knew it.

And that's what happened on my seventh birthday. Now, my eighth birthday is one

I'll never forget. My Uncle Felix spread over one of those miniature ponies. I

think they're called Shetlands.

And when I went to pet him, he bit me. right here on my knuckles. And then, a

few hours later, I started to feel woozy, so my mother took me to a doctor,

pediatric specialist, and he said I was having some kind of reaction from the

pony saliva.

They call it horse madness.

I will give you $12 to stop talking to me.

So, if you want to get together sometime, my digits are seven. Hey, just

your digits to yourself.

Hey, I'm having a conversation.

Yeah? Well, conversation's over.

Stop talking to my woman.

Your woman?

Yeah.

The only woman I ever loved.

Oh, Michael.

Hey, look, man. No, no. I'm not looking at a man. I'm looking at a chump.

Chump? Yeah, that's right.

I'll still beat you. I'll beat you. You're too heavy.

I need out.

Oh, come on. I'm not out.

Hey, the Blix man's dead. You're out.

Come on, Blix people. Get this chump out of here.

I'm sorry I besmirched your necklace.

I'm sorry I overreacted.

Will you still be my little Lisa?

I might.

And they're both out of here!

That's all right.

We don't care.

Yeah. We're going to go try to touch my toes.

Good luck.

Hey, that's cold.

How many people are left?

I think just you, me, Logan, and Stacey.

I can get rid of Stacy whenever I want.

How? Hey, Stacy!

Is that you, Logan?

Yeah. If you take both your hands off the van, you can be my girlfriend for a

week.

Hello,

Mark.

Why is she laughing? Just come here.

Watch closely, Quinn.

What are you going to do?

It overwrote my involuntary laughter reflex.

Yeah, yeah. Get off me!

I'll text you later, sweetie.

Come on. Let's get a job at Chino.

Come back anytime.

I love this school.

So, you gotta stay a week.

I will, right after I take a nap.

Zoe! Hey, Belle! She took her hand off! No, I didn't!

Look, he's standing up! His leg's fine, he was faking!

Ow!

And he's out!

What? Me?

I don't think you really need that chair, do you?

Well, I guess my leg is feeling a little better.

Take his butt, Zoe.

I'll take him. You wish.

It's 10 .27 p .m. here at Pacific Coast Academy where the Hands on a Blitz Band

Contest, believe it or not, it's been over 19 hours since this contest began.

So it's hard to believe that two teenagers, Zoe Brooks, and Odie Dawn

PCA where this year's Hands on a Blitz Band Contest is taking a heavy toll on

two students, both of whom are determined to keep a hand on the Blitz

matter what.

It's morning here at PCA, and it's down to the last two competitors who are

still hanging on as the crowd of their fellow students stand by watching the

drama unfold.

Now it's just a question of, who wants it more?

Hey, wanna make a deal?

What kind of deal?

One where we both win.

Talk.

If we both take our hands off the band at the exact same time, then they'll

to call it a tie and give us both the prize.

Smarter than you look, Brooke.

Do it.

On three, together.

One, two, three.

And he's out!

The winner of this year's hands on a Blix fan competition, winning two

on the Blix jet to wherever she wants, Zoe Brooks!

Wait a minute!

She tricked me!

Yep, I guess girls do have the killer instinct it takes to win, don't we?

We made a deal. You can't just... Nogan!

Nogan, you still have...

Thank you.