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Are you ready?
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I know you see me standing here.
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Do I look good, my dear?
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Do I look good today?
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I'm just another kind of girl.
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And you want to see my world.
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So come and run.
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Get away.
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Yeah. I will make you see all of the
things that you
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can be.
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matter with you two. It's just a date.
With the son of Dean Rivers. Which means
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you need the right bracelet.
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And properly brushed hair.
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Yeah, we don't want him to look at me
and throw up.
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Listen, woman, third dates are extremely
important.
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Yeah? See, on the first date, the guy
and the girl are just checking each
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out. And second dates are like a
compatibility test to see whether you
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along. But the third date is the real
turning point.
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When he decides whether you're a
girlfriend material or the dreaded just
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friends. God forbid.
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What's going on over there?
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Ooh, the contest! We have to sign up.
What contest?
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You know that movie they filmed here
last summer?
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Beaches and Cream?
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Yeah. Well, as a promotional thing, they
gave Dean Rivers one free ticket to
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raffle off. And whoever wins gets to go
to the premiere in L .A. You get picked
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up in a limo and everything.
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Come on, let's go sign up! Why?
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If there's only one ticket and figure 85
% of all PCA students enter the raffle,
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the statistical odds of winning are less
than one in...
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Should I even ask?
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I'm making a video of me dancing.
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Yeah, that part I figured out. The
burning question would be why.
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To give out to girls here at PCA.
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Okay. Why?
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So they can take it home, play it on
their TVs, and then pretend they're
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with me.
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Guy at Toon Juice.
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Read it.
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Chase and Michael.
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Da -da -da -da -da.
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Your cartoon has gotten over 20 ,000
views this month.
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Ooh, that's good, right?
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Yeah, it's good. Keep going.
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Uh, da -da -da -da -da, which is why
we'd like you to produce 26 more
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by the end of next month.
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Our tune's an online hit.
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26 episodes?
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Yeah. How are we going to think of and
make another 26?
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It took us a whole week to make the
first one.
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Some PDA girls are from Texas.
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Yeah!
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Wow!
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I really, really, really hope I win.
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It's gonna be like a real big Hollywood
premiere, right?
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Yes, but you're not going to win because
it's my destiny to win. Your destiny?
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I'm going to be a huge movie star one
day, so going to this premiere will be
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excellent practice for me.
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If only she had a little more self
-confidence.
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So, what time is Diane supposed to meet
you here?
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Um, I think now, but my watch may be
running a couple of... What? Are you
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to exterminate me? It's an awesome
French perfume.
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Called Jambon.
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Can you stand up straight?
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No. No.
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The answer would be no.
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Hey, Zoe.
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Hi, Lance.
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This is Lola, and that's Quinn. Hi.
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And... Hi.
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Hello.
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Nice shoes.
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Uh, why is she... She has a bad back.
It's happened before.
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Not my back's fault.
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My mouth is all lumpy and worn out. Like
Miss Conroy in the cafeteria.
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Well, why don't you just call the
housing office and tell them to send you
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mattress? I did.
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It's like a two -month wait.
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She'll be fine. Come on. Let's go.
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Okay. Nice meeting you. Bye.
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Okay, Lola.
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You're going to have to help me back to
the dorm.
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Um, if you could pick me up and do it
like a fireman, Terry.
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Or, uh, we could do a piggyback type
thing if that would be easier.
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Here.
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Your character and my character, we're
dolphins in the ocean, right?
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And we're being chased by kangaroos.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. That's
really good. Just one question. How are
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kangaroos chasing us in the ocean?
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They're very special kangaroos. No.
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It's good. It's not good.
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Will you two idiots go to bed already?
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It's almost two in the morning. We can't
go to bed until we come up with at
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least one good idea for our cartoon.
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I've given you, like, nine good ideas.
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All of which involve dolphins and or
kangaroos. Those are funny animals.
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All right.
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You want an idea?
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How about your character are bowling
pins and you're terrified of being hit
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the bowling ball?
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How's that?
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That could be really funny.
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How'd you think of that?
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I am good at everything.
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And now that you have your funny idea...
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Good night.
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Hey, what if the bowling pins are shaped
like dolphins?
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Huh.
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I like being hit in the head.
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Oh, there's no room in this little
refrigerator.
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Zoe, will you come turn my heating pad
up a little bit?
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Sure.
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Your back feeling any better? Maybe a
little.
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It's open!
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Hi, uh, what's going on?
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Got a new mattress for Quinn Penske.
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New mattress?
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What'd I thought? Surprise!
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Hey, Lance.
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Hey, Zo.
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How'd you get me a new mattress?
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Hey, when your dad's the dean of the
school, you know, you can make stuff
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happen.
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Thank you so much.
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You couldn't get us a new full -size
refrigerator, could you?
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How's that?
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Here comes the ball!
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Hop!
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We're cute.
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Yeah.
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Now we just need 25 more ideas.
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Okay, okay.
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How about this?
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Our characters are two dolphins that are
afraid to be hit by a boat.
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Yeah, see, that's the same thing as the
bowling pins.
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No.
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We're dolphins.
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Yeah. Yeah, dude.
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Hey, Chase and Michael, right?
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Uh -huh. That's us.
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I'm Claire Jeffries with TuneJuice .com.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right, right.
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Um, we talked to you on the phone.
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That's me.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, my boss wanted me to drive up here
personally to tell you some interesting
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news.
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Oh. Okay.
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You know the last tune you sent us, the
scared bowling pin?
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It's now the third most viewed video in
the history of Tune Juice.
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No way! That is insane!
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Yeah. So Clark wanted me to pass on the
good news to you in person.
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That is so nice.
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Thank you, Claire.
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And the bad news.
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What's this?
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It's a letter from the lawyers to
represent the TV show Friday Night Live.
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They saw our cartoon?
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Yeah, they did.
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They also saw it four months ago when
they did it.
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What? Huh?
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Yep. They're suing you for stealing
their idea.
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Later.
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We're being sued.
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I told you we should have gone with the
dolphins.
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Good evening. I'm Jeremiah Chapman,
coming to you live right outside Dean
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Rivers' office.
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In just seconds, I'm going to be handed
the winning raffle ticket, which will
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determine the lucky PCA student who gets
to go, via limo, to the Los Angeles
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premiere of the new movie, Beaches and
Cream.
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Please, please, please, please, please!
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The movie, of course, stars Johnny Depp,
Natalie Portman, Bruce Belanch.
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I've just been handed the winning raffle
ticket.
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Here we go! Here we go!
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I'm swishing my deltoid!
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And the winning raffle ticket is... 9 -1
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-3 -1 -6.
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I got it! 9 -1 -3 -1 -6!
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, if it couldn't be me, I'm glad
it's you.
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But I wish it was me.
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Hey, way to go, Zoe.
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Hi, I can't believe I won.
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And you're not going alone.
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You're going?
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We're going.
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But how did you... The movie studio gave
my dad two tickets. One to raffle off,
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and then my dad gave this one to me.
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Want to go together?
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Yes. Awesome.
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Friday night.
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How incredible is this?
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Very incredible. A little too
incredible.
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Too incredible?
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Oh, don't act all dumb. Your little boy
buddy rigged the raffle.
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What do you mean, rigged it? He couldn't
do that even if he wanted to.
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He's Dean Rivers' son. He got me a new
mattress.
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And he got us a big new fridge. With
that ice maker. If he can do that stuff,
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can sure rig a raffle so you win.
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Which he did.
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Oh, come on. There's a big difference
between doing you guys a couple of
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and him rigging a raffle.
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And I'm a little offended that you'd
accuse him of that.
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Well, we're a little offended he did it.
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Let's go.
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Have fun in Hollywood.
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That's pretty close.
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It's not close. It's almost exactly the
same.
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Of course they're suing us. They have
every right to do it.
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But I don't want to be sued.
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I'm too young for suing.
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What up, girly girls?
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We're about to make you a girly girl.
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Why the hostility?
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You stole that idea.
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What idea?
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Two bowling pins scared of a ball that's
about to hit them? They did it on
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Friday Night Live.
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I know. It was awesome.
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I laughed my butt off.
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Dude, why would you pitch us an idea you
saw someone else do?
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Because I was tired and you clowns were
keeping me up.
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Where are you going?
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The lounge. To pass out more of my
Dancing with Logan DVDs to girls.
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Okay, you are the worst roommate ever.
But I am good looking.
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I can't believe him.
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I'm really upset.
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I am really upset.
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Wow, that was weird.
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What are you ticked off about?
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Yeah, I heard you won that raffle thing.
You should be psyched. I was psyched
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when Quinn and Lola accused Lance of
rigging the raffle.
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Who's Lance?
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Dean Rivers' kid.
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The guy Zoe's been going out with?
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Yeah, and just because he's Dean Rivers'
son and he's going, they think that he
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rigged the raffle so he and I could go
together.
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Well, did he rig it? No, he wouldn't do
that.
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Then who cares what Quinn and Lola
think?
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I have to live with them.
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Should I not go?
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Nah, they're just mad because they
didn't win.
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Yeah, you'd be crazy not to go. I mean,
come on.
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A limo, a big premiere in Hollywood.
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I know.
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I'm going, and I'm going to go pick out
something to wear, and it's going to be
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super cute. How about that?
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Super cute.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, what?
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Zoe's going to L .A. Friday night in a
limo.
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A lot of room in a limo.
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So? So, we hide in the back, go to L
.A., and we explain to the producers of
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Friday Night Live that it was an honest
mistake, that we didn't mean to steal
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their idea.
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Interesting.
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Hi.
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Ready, Steady?
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Ready, ready.
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Oh my god, look at this limo!
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I see her, I still need
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her.
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00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:22,190
No way. I swear, I thought I was going
to fall off.
265
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:26,050
I cannot believe how cool this limit
was.
266
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Yeah, a lot of room.
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I know, you could land a helicopter in
here.
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00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,320
Hey, Gus.
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We in L .A. yet?
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Yep. We'll be at the premiere in about
five minutes.
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Great.
272
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,960
They kicked me in the mouth.
273
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,700
Quiet. Quiet.
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00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,940
Hey,
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grab a stoplight.
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Two less bail.
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Let's get to the TV studio.
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00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560
Come on!
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I gotta tell you, this is the coolest
night ever.
280
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,400
Yeah.
281
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,160
Lucky you won the raffle.
282
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,800
Uh, why did you put the air quotes
around lucky?
283
00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:40,020
Come on. You know why you won, right?
284
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,740
Yeah, I had the winning ticket.
285
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,160
Yeah, because I rigged it.
286
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So we could go together.
287
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How romantic am I?
288
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:56,190
You can do that kind of stuff when
you're the son of the dean. Dean Rivers
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00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:58,490
knows? Well, why would I tell my dad?
290
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:02,770
Hey, you think we'll be able to get
Bruce Valanche's autograph?
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00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:03,909
You can.
292
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I'm not going.
293
00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,130
What's your problem?
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You rigged the raffle. That's wrong.
295
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,510
Uh, you didn't have a problem with me
getting your friend's new mattress and a
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big refrigerator.
297
00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,370
That didn't take away anything from
someone else.
298
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,550
You know, my roommates accused you of
doing this, and I defended you.
299
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,330
Zoe. Go to the premiere by yourself.
300
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,560
Fine. Whatever.
301
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,840
Whatever.
302
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,760
Arrgh! I'm sweating!
303
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,640
That guy over there is the executive
producer.
304
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,200
How do you know that's him?
305
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,120
I've seen him interviewed a bunch of
times.
306
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,220
You're having a problem with my art?
307
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,500
Yes.
308
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,780
Come on.
309
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,680
This is unbelievable.
310
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,020
What is unbelievable? I'm a
professional. You're telling me how to
311
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,380
Yes, but you've got to hold it out
longer.
312
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400
It's art.
313
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,660
You just say it the way I tell you.
314
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,320
Excuse me, Mr. Carlton?
315
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,660
Yeah, who are you?
316
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,400
My name is Chase Matthews, and this is
my friend Michael Barrett.
317
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,340
That's a handsome sport coach.
318
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,380
What's that made of? That team?
319
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,800
What? Did you guys think out of the
audience or something?
320
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,840
Because I really don't have time for
this kind of... For the guys you're
321
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,040
Could you narrow it down a little? I'm
suing a lot of guys.
322
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,360
Bowling pins.
323
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,900
Scared of the ball hitting them.
324
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160
Untunedjuice .com.
325
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,820
Ah, I see.
326
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,820
Well, I hope you two got a really good
lawyer, because you totally ripped off
327
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:53,579
that sketch.
328
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,300
We didn't know we stole it from your
show.
329
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,220
We're really sorry.
330
00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,820
So, you think I'm just going to let you
get away with ripping off our bowling
331
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,720
pin sketch just because you're sorry?
Hey, Dave.
332
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:04,800
Cool off, will ya?
333
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,160
Hey!
334
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,360
You're Topher Lane, your puke man.
335
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,740
That's right.
336
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,460
He's the superhero who pukes all over
the bad guys. I love that sketch.
337
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,560
Thanks. Don't thank them. They'll
probably steal it.
338
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,000
They already stole our bowling pin
sketch.
339
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,880
Oh, come on. Like we were the first show
to do the scared bowling pins?
340
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,320
What are you talking about?
341
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,880
Yeah, what are you talking about?
342
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,250
Dude. They did the same bit on the Dick
Van Dyke show in 65.
343
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,150
I'm pretty sure Sid Fieser did it before
that.
344
00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:35,530
Seriously? Yeah, seriously. It's a
classic.
345
00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:38,390
Well, well, well.
346
00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,450
About that lawsuit.
347
00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,790
All right, all right. Forget the
lawsuit.
348
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,250
I'll call off our lawyers.
349
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,930
Thank you. Oh, thanks, man.
350
00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:50,730
Hey, George, Amy, hurry it up. We got
the dolphin sketch up in about 90
351
00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,730
Don't embarrass me like that.
352
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,210
Dolphins are dumb.
353
00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,070
I told you that dolphins are funny.
354
00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,050
You never mentioned dolphins.
355
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,870
Oh! Oh!
356
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,590
Oh -ho! Oh!
357
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,270
No.
358
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,050
That's a good ringtone.
359
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280
Hey there.
360
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,180
Well, look who's back.
361
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,820
What are you doing here? Shouldn't you
beat your fancy Hollywood premiere?
362
00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,220
I didn't go.
363
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,440
Why not?
364
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:48,040
Because you guys were right.
365
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,400
Lance rigged the raffle.
366
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600
He told you?
367
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,200
Yeah, he thought it was funny.
368
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,720
So, what'd you do?
369
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,020
Came back here.
370
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,940
I'm sorry. I should have listened to you
guys.
371
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,670
Well... You were just blinded by his
cuteness.
372
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:08,030
Um, look, we could have been nicer about
it.
373
00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:09,790
It wasn't your fault, really.
374
00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:11,170
I guess.
375
00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:18,890
Dancing with Logan?
376
00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:21,850
What is this? He made a video of himself
dancing.
377
00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:25,110
And he's giving it out to girls all over
campus so they can dance with him
378
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,110
virtually.
379
00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:27,690
No way.
380
00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:29,050
What girl would want this?
381
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,920
It was so hot.
382
00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:29,070
I laughed my butt off.
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