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Are you ready?

If you want to play, come and play today.

Let's just get away.

Yeah. I will make you see all of the things that you

can be.

Believe in yourself. Come follow me.

Yeah.

Six off the 12 corner.

Oh, come on. You can't make that.

Unless you do that.

Nice shooting.

Yeah, Zoe.

That was dripping.

Dripping?

Did you say dripping?

Yeah, that's right. Dripping.

I mean, good.

Awesome. Sweet.

That's when?

Yeah, you said ripping.

Me. I made it up.

It's lame.

What?

You can't just make up a new slang term.

Why not?

I mean, somebody had to be the first person to say something was cool or

or rad. So who says I can't start dripping?

Come on, hurry up. I'm a busy man.

I'm coming.

Where do you want it? Just send it over there.

Carefully. What, now you're too lazy to carry your own packages?

It's okay.

He's paying me.

Why are you paying him? Because that's what people with money do.

We pay other people to do the things we'd have to do if we didn't have money.

Now move.

Hey, you want to have dinner with me?

My treat.

Oh, sorry, kiddo. My roommates and I are going to get pedicures.

Yeah!

What'd you get?

An awesome care package from my dad. He's shooting a movie in Japan.

So, what's that thing?

The new J -Phone? It's got an MP3 player, 100 gig hard drive, GPS, a built

laser pointer.

This little thing has all that?

I wasn't done.

Get this. In the middle of the night, it automatically downloads TV shows and

movies that it thinks I might like. Via satellite.

Ooh, via.

How come I haven't heard of this new J -Phone?

Because it's brand new.

It's not even legal in America yet.

What's seeing Yusha?

This is the scariest movie ever.

It was banned in 23 countries and Puerto Rico. So we gonna watch that tonight?

Yeah, we are.

Can I watch it with you guys?

Sure. Nuh -uh, no, you cannot.

Zoe, I'm not letting you watch a movie that scary.

Whoa, this J -Phone's battery lasts over a week on one charge.

Yep.

Man, that's drippin'. Yes, drippin', tell your friends.

Drippin', yes, drippin', tell your friends, all right, man?

Drippin', drippin'.

Dripping. I'm feeling a little dripping.

Dripping.

Popcorn? Popped.

Lemonade?

300, both plain and nut filled.

Dripping. What's up with him saying dripping every five minutes?

He's trying to start a new slang word.

Just play the movie.

Did you guys start again?

Dude, you can't watch the movie. Why can't he? Because. Zoe said no.

Is Zoe here?

I don't think so.

My God.

I'll never be the same.

Now I know why they call them chopsticks.

You okay there, Dustin?

Come on, kid.

It's just a movie.

I don't think they're going to come and rake it.

It's not right.

Oh, Quinn.

Let it go.

Why should my pedicure cost a dollar more than your guy's pedicure? Because

don't have an extra toe in our right foot. A girl should not be penalized for

having one extra appendage.

Hey, who threw my computer on the floor?

Justin! You trying to scare us to death?

I'm the one who scared you to death. Why?

Well, you did not watch that stupid movie with the guy. Did you?

Okay, they are so dead.

Can you kill them tomorrow?

Please don't leave me alone.

Lola and Quinn are right there.

Yeah, I don't know them so well.

All right.

And can I sleep here tonight?

Please?

Just for one night?

Whatever.

I'm so going to kill those guys tomorrow.

I could tell you how to do it with a chopstick.

my face!

What's going on?

Is this a fire alarm?

Fire alarm!

Get out! Everybody out!

Everyone,

slow down! Just form a single file line and walk in an orderly fashion!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Rupture!

Rupture! Oh, God!

All right, all right. The good news is...

There's no fire.

Wait, wait.

The bad news.

One of you obviously pulled the fire alarm for no reason.

Would the person who did it like to confess?

I didn't think so.

All right, let me be clear.

Pulling a fire alarm is not funny.

It's a serious offense.

If it happens again and I don't find out who it is, I'm giving this entire dorm

detention.

Now go back to bed.

Okay, whoever pulled the alarm, if you do it again, you're getting your butt

kicked. Yeah, a fake fire alarm is not dripping.

The name Drippin' is not Drippin'. Hey, hey, you can't use the term against

itself.

I hate it when people disrespect my term.

I need some french fries.

Come

on, Zelda,

one more game.

No, I play with you till four in the morning.

Yes, keeping me up.

Me too.

Seriously, Dustin, go get ready. You have class in a third minute.

Okay. But I'm going to sleep here again tonight, okay?

No.

Absolutely not. Not happening.

But what if I'm still scared from Shinusha? You weren't scared for the

hours playing Alien Avenger.

I was briefly distracted.

Come on, Zoe. One more night?

No chance. Get out.

I'm telling you, we ought to find out who pulled that alarm last night, and

then... Beat him with your hot dog?

You know what I mean.

Oh, hey, check out my J -Phone. What about it?

Last night, while we were sleeping, it downloaded an episode of Bobcat Condo.

What is Bobcat Condo? I have no idea, but the J -Phone doesn't like it. How

it know?

Because it's the J -Phone.

you slap our heads?

I told you not to let Dustin watch that movie, and you did it anyway.

You scared him to death, so we had to babysit him all night.

It's Zoe.

Message.

Great. What's up?

Dustin's in Dean River's office.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

Your brother says he's leaving PCA.

Why?

Why?

Listen, Dustin didn't really mean he wants to leave PCA.

Yes, I do.

He says he does.

Yeah, but he doesn't.

I'm too scared to stay here. I want to go home.

Who showed him this horror movie?

What was it called?

Shoshanna? She knew shop.

Whatever. Look, just let me talk to Dustin alone and I'll handle this.

Fine. You two talk.

I'm gonna go take a pill.

What up? You said I can't sleep in your room.

And I'm too scared to sleep alone.

You have a roommate.

Like he can stop psycho ninjas with chopsticks.

I can't let you stay in our room again.

Then I'm leaving PCA.

I'm calling Dad.

All right.

You can sleep in our room until you're not scared anymore.

Awesome.

See you tonight.

I'm Dean Rivers.

Get out of my chair.

Sorry, sir.

That was fun.

Come on, let's set him back up before Dustin gets back from the bathroom.

How long do you plan to let him keep staying here at night?

Until he's not scared anymore.

Then what if that takes weeks?

I can't handle that, Zoe.

I need to be able to throw my bra on the floor without worrying if your little

brother's going to find it, take a digital picture of it, and show it to

friends.

Hey, what if I can come up with a way to make Dustin unscared?

You're not doing surgery on my little brother's brain.

In a non -surgical way.

Aw, man.

Not again.

Aw, articulate.

Hey, come on, guys. Seriously.

Single file.

No pushing.

No shoving.

Okay,

boy down. Boy down. Ow, ow. Rupture.

Rupture. Okay.

I told you what would happen if someone pulled that fire alarm again.

All of you have detention this Saturday.

Who keeps pulling that stupid alarm?

Was it you?

No, no, I never do any... Whoa,

hey, we're not going to solve this problem by shoving random nerds. Ooh,

me, voice of reason.

Look, I'm tired of being woken up in the middle of the night when I'm dreaming

about... People don't need to know what I dream about.

Well, I don't like detention.

Neither do I. Hey, how about we take turns staying up, hiding, watching the

alarm? That way we'll catch whoever's doing it.

That's good.

Yeah, that idea's dripping.

It's not gonna catch on.

Hey, hey, nerd, nerd.

What did you say, Drippy?

Okay, Dust.

Are you relaxed?

No, I'm not relaxed.

Look at me.

You swear you're not going to hurt him? I promised you no permanent damage.

How does it work?

Okay. See, when humans are frightened, their nerve endings release fear

impulses. Sort of like tiny electrical shocks, which can be monitored.

Here, I'll show you.

See?

I still don't get the point of this. Well, once I determine which parts of

brain contain his fears, I can use small impulses of opposite electrical

polarity to neutralize... Will it unfair him?

Possibly. Then let's just give it a try.

Fabulous.

Get ready, Dustin.

That's a scan of Dustin's brain?

Mm -hmm.

So, what do you think?

How do you see his fears?

Well, look.

Here's a graph of an average 11 -year -old male's brainwave pattern.

You see, the orange represents fear.

And? Look at this.

This is Dustin's brainwave pattern.

See, way less orange than average.

So, what? You cured him?

No, I didn't do anything.

Then what are you saying here?

I'm saying... I don't think Dustin's scared at all.

Why? You were supposed to be watching the

alarm. You pulled it. I was watching it. No one touched it.

Hey man, where'd you get that pajama top? That is dripping.

Give it up.

You can't start a new slang word. Yeah?

Just wait.

My J -Phone just downloaded three new shows and two movie previews. Oh, will

quit showing off your fancy Asian phone?

Ooh, what? You're not going to say it's dripping?

Hey, don't you mock dripping.

Don't you mock my new word. Excuse me.

Is that the J -Phone from Japan?

Yeah, but, uh, don't say anything, okay?

They're not legal in America.

I'm aware of that.

Hey!

Dean Rivers, can you come over here, please?

Here's what's been setting off the fire alarm every night. This kid's cell

phone. Huh?

It's called a J -phone. Made in Japan.

They're illegal in the U .S. because they operate on restricted frequencies

by police and fire departments.

Frequencies that set off fire alarms.

You're a dead man, Reese.

Yeah!

Right. I'm sure you're all gonna just beat me up right here in front of Dean

Rivers. Chief Beck, our coffee's ready.

Ooh, coffee.

Let's get some.

Uh, Gene River?

Dean? Sir?

Um... Run.

Let's get him!

Five, six, seven, eight.

My turn.

Hey, uh, Zoe. Did Valerie, uh, invite you to go surfing this weekend?

Yeah, but I'm not going.

How come?

Because we don't like her.

Last semester, she told everyone it was her birthday when it wasn't. Just

because she wanted attention.

Can you believe someone would do that?

Yeah, I mean, what kind of person just lies like that?

So lame.

Yeah, and the sad thing is, now nobody likes her.

Well, who likes a liar?

I know.

Well, it's getting late.

I'm going to go brush my teeth.

Yeah, me too.

You want some water before you go to bed?

Yeah.

No thanks.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Well... No.

It's working.

Shh. What's wrong?

Well, you know I wanted to stay here the past couple of nights.

Yeah?

It wasn't really because I was scared.

Up top?

You're not scared?

Well, I was the first night.

For a little while.

Then why'd you keep pretending to be scared? Why'd you keep on spending the

night here?

Because I miss you.

What do you mean? I see you on campus all the time.

Well, yeah.

We walk by each other and wave and say hi, but...

It's been a long time since we just hung out and did stuff together.

Well, why didn't you just tell me you wanted to hang out then?

I tried a couple of times.

It's just, you always hang out with Lola or Quinn or Chase or Michael.

Never me.

That's why I lied about being scared.

I just missed you.

Oh, Dustin.

Stay here.

You can move in with us.

You can even take a digital picture of my bra.

I can't breathe.

It's all purple. It's a band -aid.

How could you two just let those guys beat me up last night? How could you do

that? It was easy.

We just walked back into the dorm and went to sleep.

Nine. Ten.

Hey, Jake. What's up?

You see Mr. Dog with his new Porsche?

No, he got a Porsche?

Yeah, you gotta go check it out. It's dripping.

Did you hear that?

Did you hear?

He said dripping.

I did it.

I started a new slang word.

Wait, what do you mean?

Dripping. I started that. That's my word.

No, you didn't.

Everybody says dripping.

Yeah, because I started it.

Tell him.

I don't know what you're talking about.

See, you didn't start dripping.

Hey, hey, hey, come back here.

Tell him I started dripping.

Tell him.

Oh, man, I started a new word and I'm not even going to get credit for it?

is wrong. That is wrong.

Thank you.