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Are you ready?
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Ooh, I know you see me standing here.
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Do I look good, my dear?
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Do I look good today?
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Ooh,
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I'm just another kind of girl.
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And you want to see my world.
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the nurse's office.
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Now, you see, that is a good example of
why yoga isn't for everyone.
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I'll see y 'all next week.
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Where's Stacy?
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Who gets hurt doing yoga?
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Bad stuff always happens to Stacy.
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I know. Remember when she fell off the
roof and landed in that rose bush? Yeah.
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Okay, that wasn't funny. No, not funny.
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Hey, I'm gonna go grab a smoothie. Wanna
come?
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No, my next class is that way.
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Okay. Later, Zell.
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you were friends with Lisa Perkins?
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Nice to see you, too.
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Do you realize how fine that girl is?
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How fine's that girl?
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I don't know.
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She's off the final meter.
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Well, if you like her so much, go ask
her out.
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Nah.
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She's got a boyfriend, and I respect the
man code.
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She broke up with her boyfriend.
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Lisa's a free agent?
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Mm -hmm. How come you didn't tell me?
What'd I just do?
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Oh, man, guys are gonna be all over that
girl.
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I gotta make my move.
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Where'd she go?
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That way, to get a smoothie.
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Yes!
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Wait, what do I say to her?
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Just be yourself.
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You know, but funnier and more charming.
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Right.
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Wait, I gotta hurry.
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Can I borrow your Zedek?
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Oh, finish line?
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My name is Chase Matthews. Or you can
call me... The guy that just beat Logan
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Reese. Okay, you're the worst.
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Nope, I believe I'm the best. As
indicated by the top ten high scores on
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video game. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. You're a real bad driver when it's
video game go -karts. And your point
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is? If it were the real deal, I'd smoke
you like a salmon.
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Okay. A, I prefer my salmon poached. And
B, if we were driving real go -karts...
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I'd beat you worse.
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Yeah. Want to bet?
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Anytime. Can you get yourself a go
-kart? I can if you can. Good.
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Get one.
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And meet me on the outdoor basketball
court.
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Saturday, noon.
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It's on.
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Yeah, it's on. See you there. See you
there.
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Feels like one of us should have walked
away.
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It does, doesn't it?
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Ooh, I love these veggie straws.
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Hey, what's going on, Lisa?
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Oh, hi, Michael.
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So you got yourself a smoothie.
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Good call.
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Like lunch in a cup.
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Lunch in a cup.
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So, I didn't know you had a pink jet
egg.
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No, no, no.
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See, this isn't really mine.
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I think I might have cut off the alarm.
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What's the matter?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Do I get a touch of a seat?
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No.
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Just gonna, uh, I gotta, bye.
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Woo,
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yeah, keep going.
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55 seconds.
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One minute.
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Give me another one.
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Oh, come on, there's no way you can use
this.
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Drop it here.
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Use the key. I forgot my key.
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Well, can you come back later? Open the
door.
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We were trying to set a PCA hula hoop
record. I'm sorry.
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Why can't I ever remember my key?
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Just start wearing it around your neck
again. It was cute.
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You got any paint?
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Pink and white. And a brush.
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Thank you.
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What was that?
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That was me.
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Why'd you bring my Gen X in here?
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Somehow I got caught in my zipper.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's nothing
funny about a young man with a scooter
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caught in his pants. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yes, there is.
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There really is.
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How'd it happen?
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It's her fault.
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How's it my fault?
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You went and got me all excited about
Lisa, and then I got nervous.
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You like Lisa?
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It's not cute.
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I can't even talk to the girl without
something like this happening.
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Quinn, do something. Can you get this
off me?
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Here.
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These can cut through just about
anything.
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Be careful.
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I understand.
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Wish me luck.
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Good luck.
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I feel so bad for him.
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If the worst comes to worst, he can just
take off the pants.
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No, I mean the whole Letha thing.
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I know, he totally loves her.
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Wait, isn't Michael gonna sing at Open
Might Night?
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Yeah, so?
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We should invite Letha.
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Oh, yeah, girls are total suckers for
guys who can sing. Yeah, and Michael's
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cute, he's funny, he's smart.
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What's up with the crutches?
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I had a little accident in yoga class. I
sprained my left...
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Oh, well, I'm sorry about your gloop.
It's okay.
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So, what is that?
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It's almost a go -kart.
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Logan challenged me to a race on
Saturday.
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Really?
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I think Logan is so hot and spicy.
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I mean, seriously.
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Yeah, well, he's going to lose the race
this Saturday.
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Afternoon, Chase.
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Nice, uh, lawnmower.
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I'm using it as parts for my go -kart.
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Oh, cute.
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So, uh, where'd you get that thing?
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Oh, this is just my little 95cc fuel
-injected friend.
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95cc? That sounds like some serious
horsepower.
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I thought we were supposed to build a go
-kart.
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Nope, we never said that.
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The rules were we each get a go -kart,
and then we race.
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Good luck with your lawnmower.
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See you Saturday.
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Wait.
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What was your hurry, Speed Ranger?
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Logan, don't you want to take me for a
spin in the tweet machine?
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Logan! Get back!
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I'm so much fun to spend time with.
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Don't listen to what people say.
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Logan! I'm wearing lip gloss.
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All right. You guys are going to hear a
lot more singers here at PCA's open mic
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night.
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Before I move on, I'd like to thank a
few of our sponsors here at PCA. Kazu
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Sushi Rocks.
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I'd also like to thank the PCA Drum
Department who helped us put together
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stage. Hey, you up next?
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Yep. Prepare your ears for ecstasy.
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I'm about to sing it up.
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Good, because guess who's sitting in
front row?
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Lisa?
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Yeah, I told her she had to come hear
you sing.
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Why? Because you're an awesome singer.
Girls love guys who can sing.
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Come on. I can't even talk in front of
that girl. How am I supposed to sing?
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You relax.
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Okay, next up is a three -time open mic
night champion here at PCA. So let's
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rattle some hands for the music man.
It's Mr. Michael Barrett.
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may have heard it or maybe not.
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I don't know what you listen to.
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Anyway,
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here I go.
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It's hot.
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It's hot.
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It's hot.
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Why didn't he see me? I don't know.
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Oh, my God.
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Is he gonna...
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What? Why'd you ditch basketball
practice?
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I'm too depressed to dribble. You're
making too big a deal out of this.
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I threw up on the girl of my dream.
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Just a little bit on her shoes.
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Why did I have to have Indian food for
lunch?
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And why did you have to invite Lisa to
open mic night?
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I was trying to help.
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Well, you helped me into a deep
depression.
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I'm sorry.
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What do you want me to do?
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Make Lisa love me.
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Oh, Michael.
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Please. I love her so. Please. Please
fix this.
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I'll do what I can.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Rachel.
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Oh, hey, Billy.
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Oh,
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did you get the vomit off your shoes?
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Nah, I throw them out.
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You know, the memories.
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Yeah,
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Michael feels really bad about it.
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No, he shouldn't.
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Really? Yeah, because when Michael threw
up on my shoes... Yeah?
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He got some bits on the pants of the guy
who was sitting next to me.
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Okay. And when we went outside to get
cleaned up, we started talking, and I
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swear, Zoe was like love at first sight.
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Lisa. Oh, here he comes.
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What's up, buttercup?
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Hey.
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Am I too late for yoga?
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No, not at all. I'm Greg. This is Zoe.
Zoe. Greg.
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Hey. Hey. Zoe's good friends with the
guy that vomited on you.
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Oh. Well, I owe him big time. If he
hadn't barfed on my pants, I would have
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never met Lisa.
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Oh, how sweet is he?
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Yeah. Well, I'll let you guys do your
yoga.
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Want to join us?
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No, I got a friend in the closet.
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Ready, Reese?
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Hey, you showed up. I was starting to
think you were going to punk out.
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Better not punk out, my friend.
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Good. So where's your little lawnmower
mobile?
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Here comes Quinn and Lola with it right
now.
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What'd you do to your go -kart?
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Um, I'll let my mechanic answer that.
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Quinn? I re -bored the cylinder head,
modified the intake valve on the
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system, added a blower, and installed a
five -pound nitrous tank.
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I put those stickers on.
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Wait a second. I say some of those
modifications are against the rules.
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Nope. I believe the only rules were, uh,
we each get a go -kart, and then we
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race. So, let's get it on!
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What do I do?
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Just press the gas pedal and steer. If
you need extra speed, push this red
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button. But I'm afraid of the red
button.
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Don't be a baby.
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Oh, dear God!
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You'll be fine!
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How could she get another boyfriend in
less than 24 hours?
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It was just bad luck. She and this guy
just bonded after you threw up on him.
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Oh.
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I drove Lisa into another man's arms
with my own vomit.
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You can't solve your problems with sad
flute music.
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I can try.
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Overreacting. Look, I mean, she hasn't
even been dating him a whole day yet.
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Maybe it won't work out.
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Maybe they'll just... Well,
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thanks a lot.
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For what?
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For bringing me here and forcing me to
watch the girl of my dreams eat a jiggly
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dessert with another guy who's not me.
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I didn't know they'd be here.
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Well, there they are.
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Peekaboo.
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You okay, Buttercup?
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Lisa? Lisa, what are you doing?
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Stop it!
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Lisa, quit it!
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Come on!
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Pick up the pace and you'll lose.
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