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Are you ready?
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Ooh, I know you see me standing here.
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Do I look good, my dear?
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Do I look good today?
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Ooh, I'm just another kind of girl.
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And you want to be my world.
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So come and run.
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I should get away.
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Yeah. I will make you see all of the
things that you
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can do.
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Why do Saturday mornings make you extra
weird?
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It's not weird.
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See, I poked a hole with a pen in the
index finger so I can drink out of it.
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Check it.
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Congrats, you made a blix cow.
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Yeah,
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they should sell these.
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No, they shouldn't.
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Hey, my dad said yes. Check out my
permission slip, freshly downloaded.
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Why do you need a permission slip?
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So I can leave campus and go to the book
notes to meet J .T. Hawthorne.
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The author?
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The best author ever.
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You know how many times I've read this
book? How many times?
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I don't know. I'm just so excited I get
to... What's he doing?
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He, uh, he made a blick cow.
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Hmm. Want some?
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Not really.
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Wait, the book looks like 20 miles from
here.
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Yeah, how you getting there?
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Miss Donovan's gonna drive me.
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Miss Donovan's gonna drive you?
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Yeah, tonight at 6. Why?
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You better find yourself another ride.
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Why? Miss Donovan's having her baby
right now. Yeah. I thought she wasn't
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for three more weeks. She wasn't, but
she had Mexican food for lunch, and
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I love Mexican food.
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Have you people ever tried their
tortilla soup?
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You know, in Spanish, soup is called
sopa.
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Just drink your glove.
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How am I going to get to the book nook?
Calm down.
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Find another adult to drive you. It's
already past noon. People make plans for
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Saturday night.
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So, you just gotta find an adult here at
PCA who's got a car but no social life.
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Coco,
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I've
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been looking all over for you. Oh, hey,
Louie. Grab some pine. Sit.
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Thanks.
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So listen, I need a paper.
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Look, I'm having a salad.
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Yes, you are.
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I'm on a new eating plan.
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Oh, you still seem that nutritionist.
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Nah, she told me I wasn't allowed to
come back.
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I got a new one who told me I should eat
more salad.
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And notice, Thousand Island dressing on
the side.
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Is the Thousand Island really fattening?
That's why I got it on the side.
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Yeah, so anyway, will you do me a big
favor?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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What's the favor?
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Okay, you know the author J .T.
Hawthorne?
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I don't read books. Okay, well, I do,
and she's like my favorite writer of all
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time. Well, and she's going to be at the
book book tonight, and my dad signed a
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permission slip saying that I could
leave campus. Could you ask me this
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with less words?
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Will you drive me, please?
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What's in it for me?
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Well, what do you want?
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You want to know what I want? I can't
find your husband.
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Fine.
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Hey, you're friends with Michael
Barrett, right?
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Michael? Yeah, sure.
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Well, at last year's PCA potluck brunch,
he made his grandmother's special
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ravioli, and it was insanely awesome.
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I remember.
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Okay, then.
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You get Michael to make me a batch of
that magic wrap.
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I'll drive you to Tijuana.
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Just the bookmark.
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We gotta leave PCA at six sharp. No
problem.
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You'll get your ravioli.
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It was Darkseid!
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It was Brainiac! I thought it was the
thing!
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That's Marvel, Zipwad! This is a DC
discussion!
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Hey, hey!
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Kind of studying over here? You think
you could cool the volume a little bit?
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Dark side.
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Okay, I think I know a little more about
Superman than you.
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Yeah? On what planet?
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Earth? Krypton? You name it, buddy!
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Brainiac did not kill Superman on issue
number 74!
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He did so!
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We did it! Guys!
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Seriously.
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I'm not a dipwad.
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Oh, you are a dipwad. You're a dipwad!
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Brainiac!
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Brainiac!
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Brainiac! Okay!
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It was not Darkseid. It was not
Brainiac. It was Doomsday, all right?
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Doomsday killed Superman. And it was not
in issue number 74. It was in issue
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number 75, published in 1993.
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Got it?
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How do you know?
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My uncle used to manage a comic book
store, and when I was a little kid, I
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way too much reading.
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Okay?
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Don't tell anyone.
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Wow. He's handsome and knowledgeable.
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You don't even know about these comic
books.
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Please.
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It takes a whole day to make that
ravioli.
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Start now.
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I can't. I have to finish a history
project with Stacy Dilson by Monday.
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Okay, then give me the recipe and I'll
make the ravioli.
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My grandma would kill me if I gave
anyone that recipe.
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She's got those big old lady arms with
all the jiggly flab.
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Well, what if I get Stacy to finish the
project without you?
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All right. You get Stacy to do that, and
you got yourself a batch of Grandma's
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ravioli. Done.
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Okay, you start cooking. I'll take care
of Stacy.
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All right, cool.
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How often is women's tennis?
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Shh.
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It's Max Point.
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Whoa.
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Okay.
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You were right about who killed
Superman.
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Okay, thanks. Bye.
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But anyone can get lucky.
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Three dollars if you'll all go away.
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Not so fast.
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See if you can answer these hot shorts.
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Should I leave you alone with your
nerds? No.
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Well, I'm gonna.
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Blade. Logan.
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Question number one. Dude, what other
superhero helped Spider -Man the first
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time he fought the Ringmaster and his
circus of crime?
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Daredevil, Spider -Man, issue 16.
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Name the members of the X -Men past or
present who are or were not mutants.
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Calvin Rankin, The Mimic.
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Which of Wonder Woman's accessories was
forged from the magic girdle of
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Aphrodite? Her lasso of truth.
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He knows everything.
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Hey, um, can we all hang out with you?
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No. How about just me?
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I'm out of here.
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He's on the move. Come on.
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One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three
Mississippi, four Mississippi, five
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Mississippi, six Mississippi, seven
Mississippi.
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Joey, what brings you to my room?
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I need a favor. Well, sure, just ask. I
need you to finish building your model
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by yourself without Michael. But he's my
activity partner.
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I know. Mr. Davenport specifically
assigned Michael and myself to recreate
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Great Pyramid of Giza. Yeah, but... So
far, we've completed only Queen Heather
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Perry's tomb and the burial chamber of
Pharaoh Carfu.
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Nice wristwatch.
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Look, Stacy, I really need Michael to do
something for me.
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Well, okay. Tell you what.
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Yeah? I'll finish this pyramid sans
Michael, i .e. by myself.
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You will?
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Yes.
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You get me a date with one Logan Reese.
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Logan? Reese.
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Why do you want to go out with Logan?
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Have you seen him? He scrubs us!
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And his arms!
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his arms.
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Come on, you're friends with him.
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Uh, yeah, sorta.
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Then get me a date with him and I'll
finish this pyramid solo.
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Okay, deal. You finish the pyramid
without Michael, I'll go get you a date
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Logan.
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You hear that, my little cotton -top
friends?
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One day, I could be Mrs.
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Stacey Reese!
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cupcakes. But if you don't go out with
Stacey, then Stacey won't build her dumb
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model without Michael, and then Michael
will make his grandma's ravioli for
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Coco, and then Coco won't take me to
meet J .C. Hawthorne at the pub.
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to Saturday night, making stuff out of
cotton swabs and white glue.
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Petite Javacino.
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It's a tiny.
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You ordered a petite.
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You want a grandiose?
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No, that's too much.
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Give me an avarage.
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Avarage.
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Please do this for me. Do you understand
what's going to happen if you say no?
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Yes, I do. If I won't take out Stacey,
then Stacey won't build her model
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Michael. And then Michael won't make his
grandmother's ravioli for Coco. And
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then Coco won't drive you to meet J .G.
Hawthorne at the book nook.
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Here's your avarage.
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Thanks.
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If you take safety out, I swear I'll
never ask you for anything ever again.
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Okay. Okay?
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If you do a favor for me. I am not
kissing you.
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I don't want your lips.
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Yes, you do.
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I want my PCA ring back.
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Huh? The ring I lost your little brother
on that stupid bet.
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You made a stupid bet. Who thinks
rabbits like salsa?
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It's the number one condiment in
America.
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Whatever.
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one that ring for me fair and square.
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How can I? Hey, if you want me to take
Stacey Dilton on a date, get me my ring
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back from Dustin.
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Okay,
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let's rehearse this again.
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No.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will
saw my assistant, Scooter,
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in half.
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I don't want to do this.
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Scooter. What if it cuts my leg?
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I'm not going to cut your leg.
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Just let me out, man.
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I'm claustrophobic. Do you want to win
the middle school talent show or not? I
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don't care anymore.
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Dustin, hey, I've got to talk to you.
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I'm kind of busy.
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I just need you to give your ring back
to Logan.
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not that into being clean.
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Give me that ring.
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No! I think I'm starting to pass out.
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I smell toast!
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Okay, you really want me to give Logan
this ring back?
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So much.
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And get Lola to be my assistant in the
talent show.
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You have an assistant.
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No, I have a mess in the box.
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I have feelings!
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Well, why do you want Lola to be your
assistant?
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Because every kid in my class has a
crush on her.
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If Lola's my assistant,
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I've got first place locked up. All
right, I'll get Lola to be your
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Thank God.
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Just give Logan his ring back.
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Deal.
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Okay, Scooter.
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Excuse me.
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You know, it's a violation of PCA rules
to play foosball alone.
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Is it?
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I didn't know.
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Yeah, well, no worries. I'll play with
you, you know, before campus security
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shows up.
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So, um, listen, when I drop this ball...
Jay!
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What? We have to talk to you. No.
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It's imperative.
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Um, I'll leave you so you can talk with
your friends.
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No, no, no, don't go.
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These guys aren't my friends.
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Oh.
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Kill me.
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So, we have good news. You are all
expelled.
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No.
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We elected you president of our comic
book discussion group.
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What? You beat Neil by over a dozen
votes.
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Yeah, look, I'm flattered, but you need
to read these for the next meeting.
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Dude, as president, you'll be leading
the discussion.
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I don't want to lead it. And you need to
bring a platter of cookies.
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I'm allergic to nuts.
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I can't have gluten.
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Okay, I'm leaving now.
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He wants you to carry his stack.
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Come on!
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So will you do it? I don't want to be
Dustin's magic show assistant.
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Ew! But you'd really be helping me out.
Please?
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What time does the show start?
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5 .30?
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Then I can't do it.
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Why? Because I promised Mr. Bender I'd
babysit his kid until 7.
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Is that my shoe he's chewing on?
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I'll let him have his fun.
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Hey, if I can get the kid another
babysitter, then will you be Dustin's
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assistant? Sure.
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Come here, kid.
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Where are we going?
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To find Chase.
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Scared me. I need you to babysit this
baby.
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Why? Because I gotta go meet J .T.
Hawthorne.
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Wow, I'm confused.
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Will you babysit or not?
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Look, I... Wait.
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Yes. Yay!
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Ew. Oy.
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You get those nerds to quit following me
around.
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00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,280
Okay, I'll do it. Here, have a baby.
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Whoa, aren't you still... leave PC at 6.
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Yeah, and I gotta shower.
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Well, it's 5 .15. You better go.
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00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,070
But how am I gonna get those nerds and
leave Chase alone?
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I'll handle the nerds. Okay. Oh, and you
gotta go meet Dustin at the talent
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show. 15 minutes. I got it. Go.
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There's Chase.
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Chase, wait up, buddy.
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00:16:48,730 --> 00:16:51,630
Okay, you better get those nerds off me
or you're getting this baby back.
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Don't worry. Run.
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Hey, Chase.
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Chase. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Okay, I just talked to the nerds.
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Nerds? Oh, you're used to it.
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Well, come on, did they say they'd leave
Chase alone?
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00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:16,250
Yes, they agreed to leave Chase alone.
303
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,970
Good. If... Another if?
304
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:22,609
Yeah, if you can get Quinn to give him
some computer operating system she
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00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,250
designed. What operating system?
306
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:28,510
I don't... Quinn made the best operating
system ever, but she won't let anyone
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00:17:28,510 --> 00:17:29,469
else use it.
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00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:34,030
It's called Quindos QP, and I want it.
Okay, if I get Quinn to give you Quindos
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00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,890
QP, you guys promise you'll quit bugging
Chase?
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00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,650
Absolutely. Okay.
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I'll handle it.
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00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,680
Sweet. Kneel out.
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00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,600
Hey, um, I don't know if you have plans
next Saturday night.
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00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,120
I know.
315
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,440
Go get me some pudding!
316
00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,870
I can't give them Quindo's QP.
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00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:02,890
You have to. I promised the nerds. Zoe,
if you don't give it to them, they won't
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00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:03,829
leave Chase alone.
319
00:18:03,830 --> 00:18:07,010
But I... Chase won't babysit Mr.
Bender's kid, which means Lola will be
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00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,170
assistant for his magic show.
321
00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,230
I get it, but... Then Dustin won't give
Logan his ring back, and then Logan
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00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:12,230
won't go out with Stacey.
323
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:15,050
I just can't get a word. Then Stacey
won't finish her history project without
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00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,610
Michael, and then Michael won't be able
to make his grandma's ravioli for Coco.
325
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:20,570
If I could just... Then Coco won't drive
me to the book nook, and I'll never
326
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:21,970
meet J .T. Hawthorne, and I'll cry!
327
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,250
There is no Quindo's QP!
328
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,500
Lost it. Mark spilled clam juice all
over my hard drive and poop.
329
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:32,040
It was unrecoverable.
330
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,760
I don't have it anymore.
331
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,840
Quinn! It's gone.
332
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,760
No! No, no, no!
333
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,740
Do you know what this means?
334
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:44,060
Do you know what this means?
335
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,840
Well?
336
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,600
Quinn lost the operating system.
337
00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:54,060
What? Huh?
338
00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,980
What? Well?
339
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,580
Then that means we don't have to keep
our promise to Zoe.
340
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,860
Good. Let's go make Chase our leader
again.
341
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:03,380
Yeah!
342
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:08,820
Chase! Chase!
343
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:11,540
And
344
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:18,100
now,
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00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:22,800
ladies and gentlemen, my assistant Lolo
will climb into the box, and then I'll
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00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800
start...
347
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:55,650
fantasy sci -fi conventions there's this
guy who was dressed up like an android
348
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:58,270
but it was really really really
realistic and so for a moment i thought
349
00:19:58,270 --> 00:20:01,230
actually real so i actually followed him
around for like three hours because i
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00:20:01,230 --> 00:20:03,690
thought he'd go back to the mothership
and i could see it but it turned out he
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00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:07,090
didn't because then he took it off and
he was just some guy from tocha and then
352
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:09,770
this one time for halloween i dressed up
like mary antoinette but like if the
353
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:12,750
guillotine had kind of failed so i had
to do all this really weird makeup it
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00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,750
so funny
355
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,279
You got the stuff?
356
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,480
Well, yes and no.
357
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,880
What does that mean?
358
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,980
Well, Michael got mad and he tossed the
ravioli in the garbage can before he
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00:21:49,980 --> 00:21:50,779
cooked it.
360
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:54,840
So, you expect me to drive you to the
book nook for a dish full of uncooked
361
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,840
ravioli that you fished out of a garbage
can?
362
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,500
No.
363
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,980
Eh, I'll take it.
364
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,280
Get in the car.
365
00:22:04,580 --> 00:22:05,580
Yay!
366
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,040
To the book nook!
367
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:22,800
That's not gonna happen.
368
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,510
Don't walk away.
369
00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,130
Yeah, yeah.
370
00:23:02,350 --> 00:23:06,530
If you want to play, come and play
today.
371
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,450
I should get away.
372
00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:09,930
Yeah.
373
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:16,830
How to make you see all the things that
you can be.
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00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,190
Yeah.
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