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Nice new bikini.

A brand new

episode of Doughy 101 starts right now in Phoenix.

Are you ready?

Ooh, I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want...

I'm telling you, they're make -believe. There's no such thing as reindeer.

Dude, reindeer do exist. I've seen pictures of real reindeer. Oh, were they

flying? I didn't say they could fly.

Chase, tell him there's no such thing as reindeer.

I'm busy, but you're an idiot.

Ha!

Hey, guys.

Hola. Shalom.

What's up?

Ladies. Can't talk.

Ugh, you baby.

What's his deal?

He's writing a research paper.

No, I'm freaking out over a research paper.

Why are you freaking out?

Because it's due on Monday, and it has to be 5 ,000 words, and I'm only on word

97, so that means I have another 4 ,903 words left to write.

Oh, my God, my brain is melting.

Jeez, you need to de -stress.

No chance.

He's going to be like this all weekend.

No, he's not.

Yes, he is.

This is your birthday weekend.

I have no time to age. Must type words.

You've got to celebrate your birthday.

We wanted to throw him a party. He said we're not allowed.

Boy, you're forbidding your friends to throw you a birthday party?

That's right.

And I mean it.

No party.

No party.

Fine. You won't throw a party. Good.

Bye -bye. See you, Chase.

So we're going to throw him a party. Oh, yeah, definitely. Of course.

Oh, but of course. Why wouldn't we throw him a birthday party?

I don't get why it's such a big deal.

We'll just see what Dean Rivers has to say about it.

Uh -oh.

I see a little brother in trouble.

Guard my chicken breast.

Hey, Mr. Thatcher, Dustin.

Going for a walk?

Yes, to the dean's office.

I'm in a little trouble.

Oh, more than a little.

He was swimming in the school fountain like some kind of crazy halibut. Oh,

Dustin.

If they dared you to jump off a bridge, would you?

How high is the bridge?

Dustin. Uh, Mr. Thatcher, can we, uh... Look,

I know what he did was wrong.

This is the second time this month I've caught him violating PCA rules.

Let me talk to him, please. I promise I'll keep him out of trouble.

Come on.

Is that an oatmeal raisin cookie?

Yeah. Give me the cookie and I'll let it slide.

You are lucky.

You got me off the hook?

This time, but I can't keep bailing you out of trouble.

I know. I mean it, Dustin. No more screw -ups. Promise me?

I promise.

Okay, now go put on some dry pants before you get all chafed.

Ow, that hurt.

Good.

You busy?

Nah, come in.

How's your paper coming?

Uh, just one sec.

Doesn't it sound like an English paper?

Yeah, it took a little break.

I'm making an e -birthday card.

What do you think of this?

Quacky birthday.

Quacky birthday.

Quacky birthday.

Quacky birthday. You're sending yourself an e -birthday card?

No, my grandmother. We were both born on the same day.

This is her.

You guys close?

Oh, yeah.

See, when I was little, both my parents worked, so I'd go over to her house

every day after school.

And now I will attach her favorite song.

A Million Raindrops.

Yeah. See, when I was a little kid, I used to be really clumsy.

Used to be? All right.

Anyway, when I'd get hurt, I'd run to my grandma.

and she'd have me lay my head down on her shoulder, and she'd sing this song

me, and then I'd feel better.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Yeah.

So what's up?

Well, I spent the last three hours with Quinn and Lola trying to figure out what

to get you for your birthday.

You could give me my coffee back.

But seriously, you don't need to get me a present. You're getting a present.

Come kiss your face.

Doodle cake, doodle cake, doodle cake.

Yummy, yummy, yummy.

I'm going to get my doodle cake. I'm going to get my... Oh, darn it!

Give me my reduced fat doodle cake!

The stupid machine ate my dollar.

Don't hit it.

You've got to kick it.

are you girls doing?

It ate my dollar.

Then you need to go to the administration office, fill out a form,

to the Allied Vending Corporation, and they'll refund your money within six to

eight weeks.

I just want my doodle cake.

You are not to tamper with this machine, unless you want detention.

You are not to tamper with this machine, unless you want detention.

Just look at my doodle cake, sitting there, taunting me.

Want me to get it?

Do you think you can?

Step aside.

Okay, explain to me why we can't just throw Chase a normal party? Why does it

got to have a theme? Because all great parties have themes.

Hey, how about a pajama party? Why pajamas?

Because pajamas are so cozy.

Why should they just be for sleeping?

We're not throwing Chase a pajama birthday party. Why not?

Because it's stupid.

Then you come up with a theme.

Okay. How about a beach theme? Why is that good?

Beach, swimsuits, girls.

I'm feeling your theme.

Very smart.

And you thought I was just pretty.

No, I didn't.

Hey, guys, guys.

Zoe! What up?

Guess what I got Chase for his birthday.

What's that? What'd you get?

His grandmother.

I called her. She's gonna fly in for the party.

That's awesome. I hope she likes the beach.

I thought the party was gonna be here in the lounge.

Yeah, but with the beach theme.

Everybody's gotta come in their swimsuits.

Girls gotta wear bikinis.

So I should tell Chase's grandmother to come in a bikini.

Beach theme's out.

Hey, what about a pajama party?

A pajama party.

This is really painful.

Then why'd you get your arms stuck?

Oh, it just seemed like a fun activity.

I'll go get a teacher.

No, we'll get in trouble. Remember what Mr. Thatcher said?

Unless you want attention.

I can't get in trouble again. I promised Zoe.

All right, then we'll just figure this out ourselves.

Come on, I can borrow tools and some industrial lubricants from the janitor.

Leave me here. I'll get caught.

Hey, you guys. Can you help us move a big heavy machine?

And a young boy?

Not able to breathe until you exhale.

Oh, hey, Zoe.

Why are you studying outside at night?

Oh, my God.

A day left.

Yeah, like three hours ago. Why don't you take a break?

I can't. I've only typed 3 ,217 words.

Gotta hit 5 ,000.

My life is bad.

Yeah, but tomorrow's your birthday.

No party.

I said nothing about a party.

But I am giving you the most awesome present ever.

What's that?

You'll see.

Oh, come on. Be a person. Just tell me.

All right. Close your eyes and I'll tell you.

Is this a trick?

Nope. Close them.

All right.

Eyes closed.

I can hear you running away.

No, you can't.

Thank you.

Why do you have to put dust in an hour room? Yeah. Put them in yours.

We can't. He promised Zoe he wouldn't get in trouble anymore, so she can't

out about this.

Well, I want that key back before... Yeah, yeah.

Perfect.

Well, thanks. Yeah. Bye.

See you later. Later.

So now what?

Well, uh, the janitors have gone home by now, so I'll have to get the proper

tools and industrial lubricants in the morning.

Whoa, whoa, I... I'm supposed to sleep here like this?

Why can't you get the tools and induct your lubricant somewhere else? There is

nowhere else. Now, be quiet and go to sleep.

Unless you want Zoe to find out.

Night -night.

Wait! What if I get thirsty, or what if I...

No,

no, no, no, no. It's okay.

I understand.

I feel better.

Yeah, I'll tell him.

Tell who what?

Chase. Tell him it's his grandmother.

You tell him to be here early for the party?

She's not coming.

But I thought... He's got the flu.

Oh. Well, that stinks.

Yeah, I know. She was so excited to come.

No. I mean, if we'd known earlier she was going to bail, we could have done

beach scene.

Have I ever told you that you're a really nice person?

No. Good.

Look, it's cool.

You can surprise Chase with his grandma on his next birthday.

Yeah, but I told him I had the best present for him ever.

Now I got nothing.

You could wear a bikini.

Why is that good for Chase?

It's good for everybody.

You would look nice in a bikini.

Thank you.

When do you get that?

Hey, wake up. Answer the door.

Why can't you get it?

I have words to type.

Man, it's not even 7 a .m. yet.

What kind of monster knocks on the door prior to 7 a .m.? What?

We brought special tools. And industrial lubricants.

Industrial lubricants?

What's going on?

We're gonna get your arm out of that thing. And finally get my reduced fat

doodle cake out of there. Will you forget about the doodle cake?

Um, never.

Hey,

hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?

Try him!

You people are too loud.

Oh, wait.

Happy birthday.

He doesn't seem too happy for a birthday boy.

The party will cheer him up tonight.

Hey, Quinn, can you make this thing stop ringing?

Oh, yeah. Just put it down.

Well, that's going to void the warranty.

There's a cupcake blocking my semicolon.

Happy, happy birthday.

Today's your special day.

You just got a cupcake. Now blow the flame away.

Blow the flame away?

Oh, it rhymes. Just do it.

You make a wish?

Yeah, I wished for the...

beast of a research paper to be finished.

You close?

Yeah, I only need to write 122 more words.

Cool, you're almost there.

Almost.

So, listen, about your present.

Oh, yeah, I think you said something about the most awesome present ever?

Uh -huh.

Here.

Uh,

PCA pen.

From the bookstore.

I'm sorry. I had such a great present for you, but it kind of fell apart.

It's okay.

I love this pen.

So, uh, what was the good present?

I was going to surprise you with your grandmother.

No way.

You mean here at school?

Yeah, I called her, and she was supposed to fly in today, but then she got the

flu and couldn't come.

The flu?

She said it's nothing.

Oh, okay.

Good.

Sorry I couldn't get her here.

Hey, you tried.

That's like the nicest present anyone has almost given me.

Oh, um, why don't you take a little study break?

Oh, you mean so you can take me to my surprise party?

Oh, how'd you know?

Logan CC'd me on the e -vite.

Idiot. You think?

Well, come on, let's go.

Yeah, I really should finish this. You're not blowing off your birthday

you big -haired freak.

Okay, I'll go.

I'll go.

Will you at least try and act surprised?

Sure. Help me pick a surprised face.

What do you think? A?

B?

Or C?

Yes!

I'll just feel the moment.

You do that.

That's real great, Lou.

Well, we gotta go.

Go?

We have 12 minutes to get to Chase's party, and we still gotta put our

on. Well, come back after the party.

What am I supposed to do for the next five hours?

Uh, here.

You can chat with this puppet.

Bye.

What am I supposed to say to a puppet?

This is terrible.

Hey, how come the lights are off?

Maybe the power's out.

Oh, that's peculiar.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, look at this.

Whoa. Hey.

Look at this robe. It's so red and... Well, this has caught me off guard.

Ha! You got it.

Yeah. And, um, nice PJs.

Thank you. And look what I made mine to do.

And my own personal nightlight.

Very, uh, luminescent pajamas.

So, Chase, you ready to party it up pajama style?

I might have to leave a little early, you know, just to finish writing my

I just want to make sure that I... No.

No, no.

Stay in here.

You're going to party with us.

You worked hard enough on that dumb paper, so you're going to stay right

and party on your birthday.

Yes, ma 'am.

Okay, I have to go put on my PJs.

Chase, send me a birthday dance.

So, uh, how did you guys end up getting Justin's arm out of that machine?

Hmm.

Are you hungry, Mr. Dustin?

Starving.

Yes!

I'm free!

Hi,

Zoe.

Where's Chase? I want to get a picture with him.

Chase left.

What do you mean, Chase left? This is his birthday party.

Where did he say he was going?

He didn't say.

Michael might know.

Michael.

Hey. Where's Chase?

Um, he had to go.

Well, why would he?

He went to go finish his paper, didn't he?

Zoe. I can't believe him. This is his birthday party. Why is he so obsessed

finishing? Come here.

Where are you taking me?

Okay, well, you tell me why we're... Listen.

Don't you go to Finney Chase. You know he should be here having fun, not back

his dorm writing. Listen.

Chase's grandmother died.

His grandmother died?

But, but I just talked to her. She said it was just the flu.

It was more than the flu.

Well, where is he? Is he okay?

I don't know.

He made me promise not to tell anybody and then he left.

Michael. I swear, he just said he wanted to be alone.

You want to be alone?

For the first time.