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I'm just another kind of girl.
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Can't you watch?
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As we've been discussing over the past
few weeks, psychology isn't just talking
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about the feelings we want to talk
about. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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To really discover what makes our brains
tick, we have to talk about our inner
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feelings that we don't want to talk
about.
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Um, why would we want to talk about
stuff we don't want to talk about?
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We wouldn't. That's why we must. Do you
understand?
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Yes. Truthfully?
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No.
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Zoe, help him out. Are you saying that
keeping secrets is a bad thing?
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No, no. Oh, wait, yeah. That is what I'm
saying.
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Yes, yes. You see, if you're open and
share your feelings, even your deep,
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dark secrets, it can help free your mind
and help you be more comfortable with
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who you really are.
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Lola, share a secret.
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Well, okay.
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Um, when I was really little, I did have
kind of a bad experience.
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Harry's hot dogs where everyone's a
wiener.
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Come try Harry's hot dogs where
everyone's a wiener.
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And
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ever
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since I've been afraid of people in big
costumes.
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You know, mascots, theme park
characters, Easter bunnies.
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All of them.
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Thank you. Thanks for the laughter.
Class.
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Lola, don't you feel better for having
shared that secret with your classmates?
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No, not at all.
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Really? Because it says in my teaching
handbook that, uh, chapter seven.
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Oh.
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Yes, I wasn't supposed to have you
reveal your secret out loud.
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Oh, super.
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Any which, um, um, uh, tonight, um, I
want all... All of you to write
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down a secret about yourselves on a
piece of paper, sign it, and then bring
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back to class tomorrow.
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Who's going to read it? No one. Then
what's the point of this? Just do as I
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Two spicy California rolls for one spicy
Zoe Brooks.
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Just put the sushi on the table.
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Here. Thank you.
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So, uh, what you doing? French homework?
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No, psychology.
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Ah, writing down your little secret, are
you?
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Maybe.
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Excuse me. I want to see.
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It's a secret.
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Come on, I thought we were close
friends.
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You know, tight, like road dogs.
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Okay, you want to read my secret?
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Read it.
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It's not in here.
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Why not?
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It's a bear thing. Read it in the hall.
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All right.
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I'm not telling you my secret.
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Are you kidding?
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I feel duped.
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Now, students, today nature is going to
be our classroom.
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Does that mean that tree is going to be
our restroom?
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Please continue.
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Thank you.
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Does everyone have their secret?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah? Fabulous.
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Now, why am I holding these helium
balloons?
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We're going to hire secret balloons and
let them go? Yes. To lift your burdens
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off your shoulders.
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so you'll feel freer of spirit and
clearer of mind.
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Questions? May I go to the tree?
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Oh, come on, you people laugh at that? I
set that joke up.
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All right, no more fribble. Everyone,
come fetch a balloon.
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I want a green one.
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Wait, I don't want the pink one. Dude,
it's not even pink.
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It's more like a... like a salmon.
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And that's supposed to make me feel
better? The salmon is the noblest of all
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fish. I've heard that. Look, I do not
want a fish -colored balloon.
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I'll take the pink one.
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It's salmon.
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Good job, Zoe.
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Okay, young people.
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Tie your secrets securely to your
strings.
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Miss Stangle, I think this is a
fantastic idea.
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When the horrendous secret of mine
floats up into the sky, I know I'll feel
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so...
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Stacy, there's no such thing as bad
luck. What you must do is take the good
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your life and... We'll chat later,
Stacy.
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And now, students, I will play some
inspirational music to underscore this
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cleansing.
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I think they're going to hit the plate.
They're going so high.
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Hi, from PCA.
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It's just after midnight, so both my
roommates are asleep.
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Hey, did I ever tell you that one of my
roommates has to put soft African
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guppies in her nose so she won't snore?
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I know that sounds weird, but it
actually...
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line to zoesballoon .com.
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your secret.
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Unless you do exactly as I say, I will
tell your secrets to everyone at PCA.
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Return to this website tomorrow morning
for instructions.
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And if you tell anyone about this, your
secret will be revealed to all.
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Sweet dreams.
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Snowy.
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Reveal your secret to everyone at BCA.
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Now, here's what you're going to do.
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Down in the lobby, in the storage room
closet, you will find a large yellow
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banana suit.
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Oh, hey, Zoe.
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Hello. What's up, Zoe?
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Okay, I think that's all the poppy
seeds.
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No.
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I still feel one between my molar and my
cuspid. Well, it's your fault for
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eating that poppy seed muffin.
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If we had left at 7 .40 as I asked, we
would have... Oh, my God, Zoe's a
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And ever since...
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I've been afraid of people in big
costumes.
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Big fuzzy costume.
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Hey, guys.
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Well,
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at least she didn't laugh at me.
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Like everyone else has.
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Well, you can't blame people for
laughing. The banana is the funniest of
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fruits.
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the kumquat kumquat say it it's funny
please don't make
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jokes this wasn't exactly my idea why
wear it i can't say come on i'm your
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roommate i hear you burp in your sleep i
do not burp in my sleep well if you did
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i'd hear it just telling me why you're
dressed as a banana
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come with me
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Who's blackmailing you when you have no
idea who?
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Zero. I don't know who it is, and I
don't know how he got his hands on my
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balloon. You know, why even worry about
it? I mean, even if you blabbed your
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secret all over PCA, would it really be
that bad?
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Yes. I'd rather dress up like a banana
every day for the rest of my life.
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Wow. What's your secret?
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I'm not telling my secret.
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All right. Calm down.
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Where's the original note you got from
the blackmailer?
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Here. Wait.
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Give me the note.
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Interesting.
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You think you can figure out who made
it?
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I think so.
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We're going to run a fingerprint and
spectral analysis, a paper thread
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diagnostic, and an adhesive polymer scan
to test the matrix of the glue
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structure.
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Yes, I was going to suggest that.
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It's morning?
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We've been up all night?
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I've been up all night.
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You guys crashed at about four in the
morning.
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Well, did you find out where that note
came from?
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No. Quinn, there are no fingerprints, no
hairs, no DNA, no dandruff particles.
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This guy's good.
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What are you doing?
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Checking the website to find out what
horrible thing this person's gonna make
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do today.
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6 p .m., you are to report to Central
Campus just west of the library.
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You will bring a large boombox and a CD
of the 1994 hit song, The Macalana.
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What's The Macalana? I've read about it.
The Macalana was the most embarrassing
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song and dance of the 20th century.
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It was like a big zit on the face of the
90s.
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Every student at PCA.
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Have fun, Zoe.
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I'll be watching you dance.
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Are you going to do it? What choice do I
have?
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Where are you going?
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Zoe!
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I just want to be alone.
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I feel so bad for her.
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I know, I just... Oh, I'm so stupid!
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Zoe's blackmailer is sending messages
through a website.
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So? With an IP address, I might be able
to pinpoint the exact location of
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whoever created the website.
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Well, then type things and push buttons.
I'm typing, I'm pushing.
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Hello, Firewire.
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Why are you blackmailing Zoe?
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I'm serious.
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Thanks a lot, Force.
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Why are you blackmailing Zoe?
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It's not me.
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I traced the website's IP address to
this room, your computer.
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Okay, okay, it did come from my
computer, but I just helped the person
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the website.
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I swear.
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Then who'd you create the website for?
Who's blackmailing Zoe?
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I can't say. I promise.
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Now, you guys better leave me alone, or
I swear I'll call Dean Rip... How
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do you do that? Just grab a foot.
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Wakey, wakey.
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Are you ready to tell us who's
blackmailing Zoe?
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No, I'm not telling. Uh -oh.
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We didn't want to have to do that.
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But...
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What?
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Does this look familiar?
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You took my Galaxy Wars action figures?
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All of them.
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Mm -hmm.
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Now, tell us who's blackmailing Zoe or
Princess Oblongata's gonna take a bath.
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A bath?
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In chloropeptic acid.
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You can't do that. She's in her original
packaging.
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If you want to save the princess, then
you better tell us who's blackmailing
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Zoe. Help her, Firewire.
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You're her only hope.
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I'm not telling you anything.
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Okay, then.
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I know it's you, Rebecca.
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What do you mean, Zoe?
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That you're the one blackmailing me?
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Now, Zoe, what would make you think that
I'm the one who found your pink balloon
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and your little secret note attached to
it? Are you denying it?
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No, it was me.
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Why? What did I ever do to you? You made
Chase break up with me. No, she didn't.
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Chase broke up with you because you're a
bucket of nut!
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Well,
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think what you want.
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But, um... Zoe?
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You better get going because you've got
to dance the Macalana on a table in
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Central Campus in less than 20 minutes.
What?
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It's over. You're busted.
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Doesn't matter because I know your
secret. And if you don't do what I say,
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going to email the entire school and
make sure everyone knows your secret.
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Now, I'm going to go wait because I'm
really looking forward to watching you
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look like an idiot in front of this
whole school.
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Now what?
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I better go get the boom box.
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Zoe!
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If that girl tells this whole school my
secret, I'm going to have to leave TTA.
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So it's Macalana time.
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I'm not going to do it.
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You hear me, Rebecca?
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I'm not doing it.
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Okay.
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Then I'm going to do this.
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Everyone, if I could have your
attention, please.
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Thank you.
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Most of us here at PCA know Zoe Brooks.
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Well, I know a little secret about Zoe
you might be interested in.
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But first, I have a little secret about
myself.
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Okay. When I went to my uncle's wedding
when I was five years old, I was the
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flower girl.
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Zoe's secret is a little more
embarrassing than that.
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I have a secret.
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The first time I wore a bra, I couldn't
figure out how to get it off, and my mom
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had to help me.
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Nice.
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Yeah, well, that's embarrassing, but not
nearly as embarrassing as what I'm
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going to tell you about Zoe.
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Every year when my parents drop me off
at PCA, I cry for two hours.
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