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Are you ready?

The law of supply... Come on, spit it out!

Okay, uh, the law of supply states... Price and

quality... Quantity.

Quantity, uh... Oh, you're hopeless.

Brooks, the law of supply states... That the price and quantity supplied

are inversely related?

That price and quantity supplied are directly proportional.

Yes, hooray! Someone said something intelligent!

Reese, the two main branches of economics... Uh, no.

Not, uh... Can I please go get an aspirin from the nurse?

No. Aspirin is for the weak.

Dilson, who was Adam Smith?

A political economist and a moral philosopher?

From what country?

Switzerland? Wrong.

Sweden? Wrong. Scotland?

Yes, but your shirt is hideous.

Good riddance!

Well, it's your own fault for taking his class.

Everyone knows Mr. Hodges' reputation.

We didn't know he was the meanest man alive.

I hate Hodges.

You know, he's been at PCA longer than any other teacher.

He's been alive longer than any other teacher. And this exam?

There's no way we're going to be ready.

I warned you guys this class was impossible.

You just said the work would be hard.

You never said Hodges would cause us psychological damage.

We all know the legend of Charles Galloway.

Well, true.

I don't.

Who's Charles... Galloway.

He was this kid who went to PCA, like, 50 years ago.

The first year Mr.

Hodges started teaching here.

And the story goes that Mr. Hodges gave an exam that was so tough that this

Charles kid, like, lost his mind during the test and went insane.

Insane how?

Bled PCA. Just took off running.

Up those mountains.

Way up in the wilderness.

To this place.

What do they call it?

Redstone Gulch.

So they didn't go get him? They tried.

Then our search party.

But Charles was never found.

The whole story's just an urban legend like Bigfoot, the Triangular Watermelon.

Well, I think the legend's true.

And I bet Charles Galloway is still up there. Dude, it's been over 50 years. No

one can survive in the wilderness that long.

Quinn, coming?

Yeah, on my way. Good. Later.

Where you headed?

Lola put a bowl of apples in the lounge, so we're gonna go watch guys eat them.

Why? To test their kissability.

Yes. How could I have not known that?

Tell me Mr. Hodge's basic theory of the American economy.

When people have money, they buy stuff?

Yeah, uh, it's a little more complicated than that.

Okay, read it to me and I'll try not to cry.

The economy of the United States...

Look at that.

Ha!

An old PCA yearbook. Over 50 years old.

Check out the page with the pink paperclip.

Pink? It was the only color they had at the library.

Just look at the page.

Charles L. Galloway.

Ha! That's right. Yeah.

So? That just proves you went to school here.

Doesn't prove he went nuts and disappeared in the wilderness above PCA.

Yeah, we just came by to, um, to, uh... None of your business!

Yeah!

He struck me in the head.

Oh, two more apple eaters.

You're sure you can tell if a guy's a good kisser by the way he eats an apple?

It's a fact.

Watch.

Oh, yeah, I think that guy with the longer hair is from Texas.

Uh -huh, the other one's Australian.

I love accents.

Zoom in tighter.

Okay, now he is a good kisser.

Texas? No, the Australian short hair.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, you've heard the story about Charles Galloway, right? That PCA kid

freaked out like 50 years ago?

Yeah, wouldn't it be... Great if we could prove whether the legend's true or

not. How can we prove it?

Well, if he really did live in the wilderness above PCA for a bunch of

there'd have to be some sign of him, right?

Oh, you mean up at that place, uh... Redstone Gulch. Yeah, I thought it's

impossible to get up there without, like, a helicopter.

Well, not impossible.

Hi. Hello.

You guys want to hike up to Redstone Gulch?

Because I could take you there.

We don't even know you. Yeah, please take us there. Can we at least ask the

his name?

I'm late.

Lola. When?

Can we bring some friends?

The more the hikier.

Don't make me do this. Come on, man. Where's your sense of adventure?

Our economics test is going to be an adventure, okay? A very bad adventure

we should be studying for after we hike up to Redstone Go. There's nothing up

there. Well, when you prove that, you can say I told you so.

Who is this Leif guy, anyway?

He's a senior.

And Lola says he can lead us up there no problem.

And that he's super cute.

Her words.

How'd your parents come up with the name Leif?

Well, it's a combination of life and hope.

Then shouldn't you be Loaf?

Well, yeah, but Loaf would sound dumb.

Yes, unlike Leif, which sounds so intense. Look, here come the girls. Hey,

Hello, girls.

Hey. Hi, Leif.

Okay, we got us a nice day for a hike. Oh, and since cell phones won't work up

in the mountains, I brought us some walkies.

One for you.

One for you.

Thank you.

And, uh, let's see. Everybody got some water?

Oh, yeah. Got more water right there.

Thumb block?

Okay.

Mustard?

Hey, I'm just yanking your tongues a little bit.

Mustard?

So lame.

Yeah. I got plenty for all of us.

Okay.

Let's roll.

Let's roll. Yeah.

Why would we want mustard on a... I don't know.

Whoa, let's, uh, let's hold up for a second.

Well? Where's Redstone Galt?

Yeah, we've been hiking for three hours.

Leif knows what he's doing.

You know what you're doing, right?

Oh, yeah, I just... I'm a little confused by my compass.

That's weird.

Just tell us which way's north.

Well, according to this compass, north is that way, that way, that way, this

way, that way, and apparently just to the left of my bladder.

All right, I have to study for my test, so can we please go back down to PCA

right now?

Fair enough.

Okay,

back to PCA.

Pacific Coast Academy.

Ocean views.

You don't know the way back, do you?

No, I do not.

Although I do have some mustard.

Okay, how is scooping up dirt going to get us down this mountain and back to

PCA? Well, by throwing dirt dust in the air, I can see which way the wind is

blowing. And that will help me get a directional bearing back to PCA.

Yeah!

Oh.

So,

the way back to PCA is through land space.

Hey, Mexican ducks!

Who cares?

Well, they're creatures of nature. They can show us the way. What?

They're ducks. Hey!

Wait! Ducks!

Wait up! It's better me! It's better me!

It's better me! It's better me!

Okay, he's not a very good guide.

Just go after him so he doesn't get more lost.

Okay.

Oh, wait.

Take a walkie.

Thanks.

Leif! Leif!

Leif!

Uh -oh.

Quinn's got something weird attached to her face.

They're quinoculars.

Five lenses, see?

Wi -Fi.

More powerful, better optical clarity, night vision, and they even let you see

through some things in bright sunlight.

You can't see through things.

Boxer brief.

Oh, my God.

Hey,

the ducks flew away.

Yes, that's what ducks do.

Lola,

did you find Link?

Yeah, I got him. We'll circle around and meet you guys in about 15.

All right.

Listen, I got a little confession.

Yeah? I'm not really that good a hiking guide.

No. No, it's true.

Then why'd you say you could lead us to Redstone Gulch?

Well, I don't know. I guess I kind of wanted to hang out with you.

Is that bad?

It's not good, Leif. I knew it. I'm unappealing.

No, but you lied and now you got us all lost.

Hey, lost just means you found something you weren't looking for.

Let's just get back to the others, okay?

Sure. I'll lead the way.

Log. Oh.

Careful. There's a log there.

Thanks.

Watch out.

Okay.

Can

you

see anything?

I'll boost the zoom on my quinoculars.

I thought we decided to forget Redstone Gulch and find our way back to PCA so we

can study for our tests.

Yeah, it's going to be dark in a couple hours anyway.

You just want to leave because you know we're going to find out that the legend

of Charles Galloway is true.

Yeah.

other people lost in the wilderness just because you wanted to hang out with me.

You think I'm silly?

No, Leif.

SpongeBob's friend Patrick is silly. I think you're a weirdo.

Okay, so I'm a little bit out there.

If by out there you mean crazy, yeah, you're out there.

Ah, I am but mad north -northwest. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk

from a handsaw.

That's from Hamlet. That's like my second favorite play.

What's your fave?

The importance of being earnest.

Oh, yeah, I know it.

Let's see.

My dear sir, the way you flirt with Gwendolyn is perfectly disrespectful.

It's almost as bad as the way Gwendolyn flirts with you. Excellent. So you're an

actress? Totally.

Nice. Yeah.

Hey, are you a hungry actress?

Starved. All right.

Tangerine for you, apple for me. Okay. Sure.

You're sure you can tell if a guy's a good kisser by the way he eats an apple?

It's a fact.

What?

That's sweet.

Don't go.

Ha!

Why are you haughty?

We haven't proved that Charles Galloway was ever here. Just wait.

We're going to find evidence.

Yep. I brought a portable metal detector.

Of course you did.

It also detects crab, biomedical waste, and various types of animal urine.

Well, now I know what to buy Grandma for Christmas.

What is it? It looks like an old PCA necklace.

Here, give me some water.

Hey, I think there's a name engraved on the back, but I can't make these letters

out.

I bet I can read it.

Hold it up.

Steady. Keep it really...

Charles L.

Galloway! Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Charles L. Galloway! That was true.

Wow.

I guess that means we're standing right where he, you know, died.

You're probably right. Probably right around there.

Okay, we found it. You guys are right. The legend is true. Now put it back and

let's get out of here.

Put it back?

Are you crazy?

It's not ours to take.

Dude, this necklace is our proof.

We'll be famous at PTA for being the ones who proved the legend of Charles

Galloway. And I own the movie rights.

You don't mess with a man's eternal rest in place. I agree.

We leave it where we found it. You guys, we leave it where we found it.

Okay, I'll put it back.

And don't even think about trying to steal it, because we're going to frisk

Everywhere. I'm not going to steal it.

We found Charles Galloway's necklace.

No way!

Yep, the legend's true.

Oh my god, that's so cool!

Was that thunder?

Yeah. Look, don't try and find us. Just head back to PCA.

How? We don't know where we are.

Well, we went up to get here. Just go down. We'll meet you at the lounge.

We'll try.

Buster? I'm good.

That would have Zoe 101.

Come on!

Come on, let's go!

I can't! I hurt my ankle!

I gotta get you to the infirmary.

Where are they? The infirmary. She thinks Zoe has a broken ankle.

I throw this word at it.

Just kidding.

I think it worked.

It's gone.

Well, hello again.

I'm going to frisk you everywhere.