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Allison's coming back?

Finally!

Who's Allison?

What? Um, Max's girlfriend? The one who's been away volunteering with the

Corps for three months?

How could you forget her name?

Because I didn't write it on my wrist.

Dad?

Well, I hope she gets here soon because Max's attitude is unbearable.

Allison!

You're coming back, you see!

why she left.

I know, and now it's rubbing off on your mom.

Allison, Max's girlfriend to sin.

Wow. Like a musical.

Not any good songs or talent.

Come, family, see the feast I prepared.

I made all of Allison's favorites.

Kale tacos, cabbage dogs, and broccoli burgers.

Oh, no wonder she's so angry.

Don't worry, guys. This is why I installed the emergency meat button.

That's why our house smells like a deli.

It's...

Max, I'm breaking up with you.

Wow, I was way off.

I realized you're not my soulmate. The Earth is.

Stupid Earth. I should have destroyed it when I had the chance.

Yeah, Earth is the worst.

I don't know. I'm trying to be supportive.

You don't need her, Max.

There's other fish in the sea. And under our seats.

Are you okay, honey?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'll never love again!

He's not serious. I'm super serious!

Oh, no.

The kids have been attacked by Professor Fancy Pants.

I wish he'd attack sooner. They look amazing.

We're just a couple of mature individuals who want to have an adult

with our parents.

That's right. So sit back, relax, and have a cup of coffee.

Ooh, we'd love some.

That tastes like dirt water.

Isn't that what coffee is?

to begin a more grown -up level of superhero training.

You started training Phoebe when she was our age. Yeah, Phoebe's special.

Just like you guys.

We've taken down some serious villains, like Fairy Princess at the prom.

Allow us to refresh your memories.

I'm gonna pinch you until next week.

But she didn't, because Billy's that

Scarlett Johansson.

Another villain taken out by Billy and... Nora!

Okay, you guys convinced us.

Meet us in the driveway tomorrow afternoon and we will begin your next

superhero training.

Nora, we did it!

Itching to get back out on patrol?

Or itching because you're a filthy dirt monster?

Why would I go out on patrol?

Just arrest Allison for breaking and entering.

My heart!

Come on, Max, you've got to get over this now. I know your heart is broken,

the shower is not.

We will shower when we're good and ready.

I'm sorry, we?

My maxi stinks. I stink.

Quiet, human stocking. Max, come on. Get up and let's go.

It's putting you on ice.

What happened to your freeze breath?

That was no freeze and all breath.

Terrible, horrible breath.

That's all I got.

Allison really broke me.

Now I'm just...

An extremely handsome shell of my former self.

When my maxi is handsome, I'm handsome. Zipper stinky.

His stairs always worked when I was with Allison.

I've never seen him like this before.

I've got to get him to snap out of the trunk and be super again.

Impossible. He only wants Allison back, and that's not going to happen.

But I could find him a new Allison.

Well...

This is disturbing in so many ways.

is to find him a new girl that's exactly like Allison.

Yeah, that makes total sense.

And any girl would be lucky to date that.

Everything is pain!

Your relationship is doomed!

Yeah, I was wrong. He'll never date again.

I guess it was a crazy idea anyway.

I mean, it's not like the universe is just gonna send us a new Allison.

This is new Allison.

Actually, I don't care.

She's the new head of green teens and you're a problem now.

Out of my way, delinquents!

So, guys, my first big event is a pet adoption fair this afternoon.

Will you help me spread the word?

Oh, sure.

There's a pet adoption fair this afternoon!

Um, I think she meant the flyers. Oh.

that little bit of crazy Max likes. Hey!

Recycle, butt face!

I'm wrong. She's perfect. Molly, wait up!

Hey, kids.

Ready to take your training to the next level?

Yeah. Meet the crime buddy.

just been born.

The training bot is built to challenge Supes at any level. Right now it's set

cutesy -wootsy because you two are cutesy -wootsy.

We're not cutesy -wootsy.

I don't know. I'm pretty adorable.

At least challenge us and crank this thing up to meanie -weenie. No, no, no.

know it probably feels like we're taking things a little slow.

But if you want to fight for justice, you're gonna have to trust us.

Oh, honey, did you just make that up? Yeah, I just did.

Okay, you two do your best, and we'll be back to check on you later.

Use your powers to pop as many bubbles as you can, hero.

Tilly, this is so beneath us.

Molly's full and telling me I need a power nap.

Good idea, pal.

Allison can't hurt us in our sleep.

Come on in. This is my brother, Max.

Max?

This is Molly.

Say hello.

Oh, my goodness. I've never seen an animal in worse condition.

Okay, look, I know he seems gross now, but I promise you, under all that funk,

there is a hunk.

I'm not talking about that animal.

This animal.

Pepperoni pizza is not a healthy diet for a bunny. He looks sick.

Also, he's not sick. His heart's just flowing down so he can digest the

Phoebe, get them pizza police out of here.

Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a second, please?

Molly, make yourself at home. Have some floor pizza.

Max, you missed Allison.

I get it. But I got you a new Allison. Don't blow it.

What's the point?

It's only a matter of time before she leaves me for the Earth.

Stupid Earth.

I refuse to breathe your air.

You're a superhero, okay?

How are you supposed to fight criminals when they can smell you coming a mile

away?

Okay, I am still super.

Check out my heat breath.

Just heat that up and you'll be good to go.

Oh, great. You ran her off.

She ran off because she stole Colosso.

What? What makes you think that?

Because she left a note that says I stole Colosso.

adoption fair.

Okay, don't freak out. Klaus is not in danger, right? He's one of the most evil

supervillains of all time.

Oh, we should probably go get him.

Okay, for the millionth time, I'm sorry.

Sorry your nutball friend stole the world's most adorable supervillain?

Yes. You're not forgiven!

Max, I'm gonna fix this, okay?

I will do everything in my power to make sure Colossal never finds a loving

home. Let's go.

Ma 'am, I demand to see what you're snuggling.

Molly's over there. Let's go.

Hey, bunny thief.

You stole Dr. Colossal. My brother wants him back.

Too bad.

He's already been rescued by a loving, nurturing owner.

I've been so lonely since my old pet Chesterfield left.

I bet you can't wait to snuggle with Papa Tad.

How has my life come to this?

See? Colossal's better off without you. Stay away from him!

Well, Pepper's never going to hand Colossal over. He hates us.

No, no, no, no. I am not going to let sad Tad ruin our lives.

We just have to follow him home and steal Colossal back. And nothing is

in our way.

know we can handle real grown -up training, right?

Yeah. We took down villains. We shouldn't be wasting time on the baby

right? Yeah.

So you're gonna go crank up that crime bot to the meanie -weenie level, right?

No!

Mom and Dad said that we're not ready.

Then let's prove them wrong.

Leveling up.

Stand by.

Hey, let's go get a snack while this thing levels up. Yeah.

Then we'll come back and show that goofy little robot who's boss.

Weenie weenie mode complete.

I think he's the boss.

Dad Bradford.

Because he lives here in a locker bed.

Welcome to the dad pad.

Oh, hey. Would you like to see my old high school yearbook, Mr. Snuggly Poo?

Oh, you're so excited you're shivering.

Oh, this is me with my girlfriend, Valerie.

This is me and my roller skating gang.

Respect.

This is me thinking this is hilarious.

I can't laugh.

Allison broke my heart and my funny bone.

Did you forget about Allison? Focus on getting Colosso back.

Just have to wait for Bradford to fall asleep, then we can grab Colosso and get

out of here.

Oh, and this is me playing Homecoming with my band, the Red Hot Chili

Still hit the high notes. Yeah, yeah, you know it.

Amazing.

Seriously, nothing hard.

The crown buddy won't stop looking for us. What are we supposed to do?

Just stay put.

Going down.

You have defeated the crime buddy.

Yes!

Just kidding. You are dumb as well as weak.

Can't wait to see how Billy and Nora did while we were gone.

Yeah, I bet they're giving that crime buddy the business.

Prepare to be destroyed.

is accepted, soccer bomb.

They're not scared of you, but I am.

Hey! My mom made that coat rack out of the first tree I flew into.

Get a tissue, mama's boy.

That's it. You're out of here.

I'm going to call the Hero League right now to tell them their robot

malfunctioned. Does malfunction mean Nora and I said it to Meanie Weanie?

No, Billy.

It doesn't.

You upped the levels?

We told you guys you weren't ready. And we believe you.

Now.

We just wanted to show you we're mature superheroes, not little kids.

Well, mature heroes understand that they don't know everything.

If you want to fight crime, take one step at a time.

You are a liar.

What?

We understand.

Good. Because your next step is cleaning up this house.

Aw. Don't aw me.

How do you think Gam Gam's going to feel when she sees her busted coat rack?

That was the best year of my life.

Aside from the dolphin attack.

Let's go get in our matching jammies.

Please let me wake up from this nightmare.

Gotta close you up.

Can't take any chances after Chesterfield ran away.

We gotta come up with a plan. You come up with a plan.

My powers don't even work anymore.

All I'm good for now is eating pizza and watching everyone I love leave me.

Okay, that's it.

Oh, this breakup was hard on you, but there will be plenty of other girls who

would be happy to date you. Phoebe, you don't get it.

Allison can't be replaced by some random stranger.

She's my first real girlfriend.

She really understood me.

Wow, Max. I had no idea.

Look, I'm sorry. I just... Look, I was afraid that if you didn't snap out of

this now, that you'd be a sad sack forever.

A lot of people let breakups ruin their lives.

Truth is, Mr. Snuggly Poo, getting dumped by Valerie ruined my life.

Now, 20 years later, I live in a queen -size locker.

Wow. I can't believe one break will turn him into that.

Yeah? You gonna let this breakup with Allison do the same to you?

Out of my way, delinquent!

It's just some respect for Principal Maxford.

I hate this school.

This breakup won't break me.

Phoebe, distract Bradford so I can grab Colosso. Right.

What was that?

Oh, the lunch lady better not still be living in the teacher's lounge.

Here to rescue you.

Thanks, Max. Does this mean you want me to put on the wig?

What wig?

You'll find out.

I hear you talking, Gladys.

You want to live in this school?

Become the principal.

Baby's in trouble?

Thanks, Max.

Hey, your powers are back to normal. Hey, look.

So good to have you back.