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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

Oh.

Yo, yo, yo, no, no, no. No. Stop, stop, stop, stop. No.

Stop. I'm going in first. I gotta get ready.

No, I'm fucking late.

It doesn't matter. I'm late. No, I'm late. Stop.

I'm going in first. No, you're full of shit. Get out of here. You're full of

shit.

Dude, stop. No, dude.

What the fuck? Dude, no.

Dude,

that's mine.

Go ahead and lick it, but can you just give me a piece of them? No, eat your

little wrestling food.

I don't understand why you can't even share your food. You're so selfish. Can

make you join the wrestling team? No, but the least you can do is my fat

and just share with me.

I'm trying to build a better body for myself. You're definitely not having any

of my friends. Why do you always got to be like that? Hey, guys.

Come on, relax.

What are you arguing about?

Nothing. What's the big deal here? This is ridiculous.

All right, listen. I didn't do anything.

You and your stepsister, just try to stop fighting and try to be calm. I got

go out for a couple hours.

Okay. I got a couple clients I got to see, so kind of like try to keep it down

little bit. All right, folks?

Okay. We'll try.

No promises, though.

Stop.

You can eat that if you want. I don't know if anyone will like it. Stop. You

can't even share with me.

I don't even care. I'm watching my show.

No, no, no. Hey, stop. Stop. The game's on. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. You're

not watching your show. The game's on.

Stop. No. Get out of here.

What the fuck? No. I was here first. It doesn't matter.

You're such a dick.

I'm going to watch my show. I got stood up today, all right? So unless you want

to watch the show, like... Fuck ever, dude.

You better make it worth your while, because... What the fuck is that

to mean?

I mean, I'll let you watch your show, but maybe you could do something for me.

Dude, you're such a little fucking pervert. I mean, it's not like you've

with one of these before.

Oh, my God. Dude, put that away. Why? Put it away. I want to watch my... Here,

have the remote right here. I'll put it on right now. Just give it a try.

Put it this way.

Seriously. Put my show on. Put it on.

This is fucking sick. You gotta do a little song for me.

I mean... Come on, it's not like you don't enjoy it.

I can't do this, dude. Put my show on. I touched it.

Seriously. You gotta do a little more than that.

Come on, here. I'll put it on.

Put it on? Put it on.

But you gotta do a little pun first, because I'm about to go ahead and put on

the game.

Oh my god, okay.

Put it on. My show's not on, dude.

There, look.

With the channel 82.

Channel 82.

Yes! Look,

there you go.

Oh my god, dude.

See? It's not that bad.

I don't see anything wrong with this.

You get what you want. I get what I want.

We're all winners.

I fucking guess so.

Don't.

Just shut up. Stop smirking.

You're such a fucking dweeb. Oh, shit. I can't believe I'm doing this.

Yeah?

Oh, shit.

Yeah, but you really like that, don't you?

It's really nice.

You're looking great.

Is this why you pulled my towel off the other morning?

Is this what you think about?

I mean, you are super hot.

That was a pretty good glimpse I got of you.

Okay, I've done it. Can I just watch my show now? No, you've got to continue

throughout the whole show. Are you kidding me?

Is this all you think you're going to do?

Come on now.

Shit, I knew you were about it. Oh, shut the fuck up.

I know you want to kind of go out later.

Oh, fuck.

See, isn't this better than your show?

I wouldn't go that far, but it does do that.

I got my damn keys.

You got your keys?

I have to do the thing with you.

Yeah, I think they're in your room, Dad.

I'm such an idiot.

It's alright.

You find them?

Yeah, I got them.

Alright, well, I guess we'll see you again later.

Alright. Don't ruin the house or anything.

No, don't worry, I won't.

What are you doing?

What are you?

Oh, shit.

Thought you were going to try to watch the show.

Dude, you weren't supposed to fucking come in my mouth.

I mean.

So fucking gross.

What? I mean. Never fucking happened to me. Well, here you go. You definitely

earned that.

Enjoy the show.

What are you doing?

Where are you? I wasn't anywhere. Did you go to the party?

I did a show. Look at you.

Oh, I might, though.

Damn.

What do you mean? Do you want me to come in?

I'm such an idiot.

I'm such a jerk.

What? What am I doing?

You're fucking sexy.

Holy shit.

Shh, you're going to wake him up.

Oh, shut up.

What?

Shh.

Shh, don't die.

You had a good night out tonight, huh?

Yeah.

I had a good night.

What about you, you little pervert? Yeah, I do.

I've been waiting for this for a long time.

Come on, you can't. I know we fight all the time, but come

on, you know you're sexy as fuck.

Holy fuck.

Good thing dad's drunk.

Thank you.

You think you're going to get to use the bathroom before me?

Huh?

Is that what you think?

I get to use the bathroom first.

Shut up, you're going to wake him up. He's fucking wasted. He's not going to

wake up. Get out of here.

Come on.

Once the man starts pooping, he's going to wake up once or every.

Shut up.

Fucking sexy.

Kind of glimpsed me the other day when I pulled that towel off you.

I'm not going to lie, it was super fucking turned on.

Yeah.

Shit.

Goddamn.

Not easy.

We're good. Don't worry.

Ah, shit.

We won't be back until tomorrow.

Oh, fuck.

I'm not going

to lie, I've been fantasizing about this for a while.

Thank you.

Don't lie to me you fucking loved it

Oh shit.

Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck, baby.

Oh, damn.

Mmm, looking in your face like, huh?

Just gotta make sure we don't wake this man up.

He's passed out.

I really don't know what we keep fighting all the time.

I'm just fucking sad for now.

He's not going to wake up, don't worry.

I'm jealous.

guys just get in.