All language subtitles for Zoey 101 s04e12e13 Chasing

Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and run.

Thank you.

Interesting hello.

We're playing shock roulette.

Shock roulette?

Yeah. You just stick your finger in the
hole, press the button, and someone gets

a horrible electric shock. Except on
rare occasions when everyone gets it.

quad shock.

Wow. I'll pass.

Baby.

So, guess what I'm doing this summer.

Uh... You're gonna wrestle panda bears
on a Mississippi riverboat.

What are you doing this summer?

Okay, my dad knows this guy who manages
the Chambray Hotel on Maui.

get to work there as a cabana girl for
the whole summer.

Yay! And I can invite a friend.

I'm a friend. You want to do it?

Yeah, but I can't. My mom's making me
get a part -time job tutoring some kids.

What kids? I don't know, stupid ones.

Hey, let's play again.

Come on, Zoe, it's fun.

Okay.

Here we go.

Why don't you ask your cute boyfriend to
go to Hawaii with you for the summer?

He works for his uncle every summer.

Hardware store, you know.

Hammers, paint, copper piping. It's a
thrill a minute.

Ow!

This game is horrible.

The worst.

Let's play again, okay? Yes.

Michael, where are you taking me?

Just keep your eyes closed.

No peeking. Hey, Michael!

Hey, man!

Ow!

Sorry, sorry.

This way.

Keep your eyes closed.

Okay.

Open.

What? I'm going to abandon an old car?

A bit.

It's a classic.

My dad gave it to me.

drive a stick shift not yet but i'm
gonna learn and then i'm gonna drive you

the prom but the prom's right over there
i will drive you okay all right

i gotta start practicing i'll begin with
the super cool jumping stick

impressive

What?

Miss Kibler made me head of the prom
committee. I'm in charge of the whole

That's awesome.

Will you do everything for me?

No. Oh, boo.

I'll work on the prom committee.

Awesome. Go do my laundry.

No, I meant I wanted to help you with
prom stuff.

You will be. By doing my laundry, you're
preying up my time to work on the prom.

Oh.

Mandy Franklin.

Mandy... Come on.

What? How could you ask Mandy Franklin
to the prom?

You said we should both ask somebody
else to the prom so no one will suspect

we're dating.

Yes, but you're not taking Nate out,
Mandy.

Go cancel her.

Oh, come on. I have to get your approval
on who I ask? Absolutely.

Okay, then you have to get my approval
on who you ask.

Want to go make out? Yes.

It's your bag.

Okay, okay.

Clutch in.

First gear.

Understand?

You seem frustrated.

Why?

Uh, because I'm trying to drive a stick
shift.

Trying and failing.

Okay, who are you?

I'm Mr. Takato. I teach mathematics to
the 7th and 8th graders here at PCA.

Oh. Well, that's very nice, but... You
want to drive stick shift?

Yeah, but... You wish me to teach you?

Sure,

yeah. You will do everything I say
exactly as I instruct?

Okay. Say yes.

Yes.

Then I will teach you to drive stick
shift.

Then I will move the tree off my car.

Please.

All right.

Hello.

You scared me.

Good. Now I can comfort you.

It's okay. You're safe now.

Where have you been all night? I texted
you like five times.

I was on the phone with my uncle.

Hardware Hank?

Not anymore.

He sold it. He sold his hardware store?

Yep. And guess what that means?

No more free hammers?

I can go with you to Hawaii this summer.

Really? Wow!

And here's some more good news.

What's this?

Oh, my God!

What'd you do?

You like it?

I love it. What's this for?

I don't know. I was thinking maybe your
neck?

Come on, seriously.

Why'd you buy me this?

Because.

I... I, uh... Read what it says on the
back.

It says I love you.

I'm thirsty.

Okay, you are being way too casual about
this. One of the hottest guys at PCA

just gave you a necklace and told you he
loves you at the same time.

They make appleberry blicks now?

Apples aren't berries.

What's with you?

Don't you love James back?

Well, yeah, I think.

Okay, I know what's going on here. Do
you? You're in I love you shock.

Oh, God.

It's a teen girl thing. I read about it
on highschoolcrazy .com. Oh, yeah, I saw

that. Zoe, come look.

Okay, highschoolcrazy .com.

I love this site.

Oh, okay, there. Click on I Love You
Shock. I know what to do.

See, Zoe? There it is.

Are you ready?

Sure. Yeah, let's drive.

What? You cannot learn to drive a stick
shift until you learn to drive a dick

shift.

What's that?

I don't even know what you just said.

What's that?

A wooden bowl containing tuna.

Mayonnaise and onions.

And?

Mix it.

Mix it? I want you to make tuna salad.

But why?

Mix the tuna.

Your right hand.

No.

Up, down, over. Up, down.

Up, down, up. Over.

Over, up, down.

Again. Up, down, over, up, down.

Up, down, over, up, down.

Up, down, over,

up. With your soul.

With my soul.

Up, down, over, up, down.

Okay. What about that girl there?

Absolutely not. No way are you taking
her to the wrong.

Why? She's way too pretty.

Don't be a baby.

All right.

If you get to go with her, I get to go
with him.

You're not going to the dance with
shirtless Dave.

Okay.

Then what about... Hi.

Hi.

Hello. You guys seen Zoe today?

Yeah. Sure.

Why?

Because we usually meet at the coffee
cart in the morning and she wasn't there

and she hasn't checked her voicemail or
texted me all day.

Well, bye.

I can always count on you for help.

No,

you just let me pick a date for the prom
already? No.

But you said... We'll never agree if we
pick our own dates.

So why don't we pick each other's?

What? You mean you pick my date and I
pick yours?

Yeah. That way you'll be okay with
whoever I take, and I'll be okay with

you take.

Okay. I guess that's fair.

Can I at least give you an idea of who
I'd like to take?

Sure.

See those twins over there?

Yes. Which one do you want?

Both.

And I don't get this. I don't get this
at all.

Keep stomping the grapes.

But I want to learn to drive a thick
shift.

This tuna fish is excellent.

Thanks.

Slow down.

Move your feet rhythmically.

Left.

Yeah, yeah. Left, right, left, right.

You said you were going to teach me to
drive a stick shift.

And now I've spent almost two days doing
nothing but making you tuna fish salad

in a square bowl and grape juice with my
bare feet. You

are

ready.

Now what?

Put your key in the slot, then twist it.

Now drive this car.

I don't know how to drive a stick shift.

Dump the grapes.

But... Stir the tuna.

Dump the grapes.

The tuna.

Whatever turns you on.

Dump the grape.

The tuna.

Hey, I'm driving.

Empty. Dump the grape.

The tuna.

Grape. Grape.

Tuna fish.

Tuna fish.

Stacy in charge of prom decorations,
food, snacks, and beverages, and booking

the band.

And what are you doing?

I'm telling Stacy what to do.

Now, you can either be in charge of
getting the photographer or ice.

Ice? You know, frozen water.

Keeps drinks cold. Often comes in cube
form.

Yeah, thanks, but I don't want to help
with the prom.

Why not?

I'm just not that into it.

But this is your first big dance with
James.

So? So you were all excited about it two
weeks ago.

And now I'm... Hey, Zoe.

Hi. Hey, James.

Where have you been the past two days?

I've been around.

Not around me.

I'll see you guys later.

Nice necklace.

This? I've had it, like, forever.

I know.

So, why do I feel like you don't want me
around?

Come on, you're my boy. Boyfriend, why
wouldn't I want you around?

Good question.

So, you want to get some dinner at Sushi
Rock?

I'll play you a cool drum solo with my
chopsticks.

Yeah, I got a ton of homework and the
whole ice thing for the prom.

So you will do the ice?

Yeah. Yay.

Great. So, maybe tomorrow night?

I'll call you later.

Two. Quinn.

Our deal was, I get to pick your date to
the prom, and you get to pick mine.

Now go ask her.

Hey, Stacy.

Oh, Logan, hi.

Uh,

you got a date to the prom?

No. But look, I'm building one enormous
cotton swab.

I have a lot for regular cotton swabs.

Yeah.

Um... So... Do you want to go to the
prom with me?

Feel free to say no.

Yes. Yes!

Yes! Oh!

My first prom!

And with Logan Reese!

I've got to go shave my toes.

Only my big ones grow hair.

It won't be that bad.

Yeah, sure.

Now, let's talk about your prom date.

Would you like to go to the prom with
me?

Okay. But only because you're my
sister's friend.

Thanks.

You know, they're not going to pop.

Hey.

Finished your homework?

Homework?

Yeah. Earlier you said you... Oh, yeah.
I finished a while ago.

Cool. So, want to break up?

What?

It wasn't that easy to say the first
time, do I have to say it again?

Why do you want to break up with me?

I didn't say I did.

I asked you if you did.

Okay, what's going on?

You tell me.

Come on.

Saturday night I gave you a necklace
that said I love you.

Since then you've barely talked to me.

And when you did, you didn't exactly say
it back.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I don't want you to hate me.

I don't hate you.

Didn't you read the necklace?

I meant it.

I do love you.

Whether you're my girlfriend or just my
friend.

Okay, now you're making me hate you.

How am I? Because you're awesome.

You're like the nicest, coolest guy I've
ever met.

Look, James, when you gave me that
necklace... Come on. Things were getting

weird between us before I gave you the
necklace.

You want to tell me why?

I don't know.

There's just something...

In a way.

I can't figure it out.

I get it.

Look, I'm not mad or anything like that.

I want us to be friends.

I do too.

Good.

Keep it.

What do you think? Am I prom ready?

Yeah, but don't you think that dress is
a little too sexy for your date, Dustin?

Dustin? Very mature for his age.

Yeah, I hear his bedtime got moved up to
8 .15.

Everybody dressed?

Yep, pretty much.

What's up, hot stuff?

Just getting ready, equally hot stuff.

So, before we go to the prom, you and I
are going to Pete and Sam's for dinner.

I love Pete and Sam's. I know.

We're not going.

Why? You know how hard it was to get
reservations?

We have to get to the prom.

We'll be at the prom on time.

No. On time is for losers.

I want to be fashionably late.

I'm taking you to Pete and Sam's, and
we'll get to the prom perfectly late.

right? All right.

Be more psyched. All right.

Good girl.

Hey, Vince. Hey, Zoe.

Later, Vince. Later, Zoe.

A dress just landed on me.

Ooh, and a strapless bra.

Put that stuff on. With these shoes.

Okay. For like the 97th time, I'm not
going to the prom.

If you broke up with James, it doesn't
mean you have to be the only person at

PCA who's not going to be there. Lots of
people are going dateless.

Yeah, Firewire and, uh, Firewire.

That weird Swedish kid that smells like
meat?

Yeah. Well, you guys just go have fun.

Not without you. Why couldn't you have
broken up with James after the prom?

Why'd you break up with him at all? He's
awesome.

I know James is awesome, and I know you
think I was stupid to break up with him.

And maybe you're right, but I did it,
and now it's done.

Oh, my God, those shoes are cute.

Then wear them to the prom.

Not happening.

Zoe, something's bothering you.

Yeah.

If you figure out what it is, let me
know.

This is so bad.

Logan Reach?

Prepare for the most spectacular night
of your life.

Let's drop this prom.

I'm here.

Hi, Dustin.

I know I'm supposed to bring you a
flower, but I forgot.

So here.

Wow.

Canadian dollar.

I'll be ready in a sec.

What are these?

Give me that!

These are small spherical explosives I
made out of plutonium. What do they do?

This is so embarrassing.

What? Going to the prom without a date.

I could have gotten a date if I wanted.

Who?

Come on.

Let's go to the prom.

What was that? I don't know.

I do.

Remember Doomsday comic book issue
number three?

The end of the world.

Quan Far said the end of the world would
be signaled by a series of small,

mysterious explosions.

Black Doomsday has begun.

According to Quan Far, the only
survivors will be those who dwell in the

wilderness. Let's go!

The Pacific Coast Academy prom will
officially begin in one hour. Please

in at the registration desk with Mr.
Becker.

You didn't think I could do it, did you?
No, I did not think you could learn how

to drive a stick shift that well, that
fast.

I owe it all to Mr. Takato.

Stirring tuna fish, stomping grapes.

The man's a stick shifting genius.

How come I've never heard of the teacher
before?

I told you, he's a lower school teacher.

Okay.

This is so uncomfortable.

Would you quit complaining?

You fell off.

Yeah, wasn't that hilarious?

Your date brought you to the prom on a
bicycle?

That's hilarious.

Hey, Dustin, is there a lower school
teacher named Mr. Takato?

I never heard of her.

But hey, did you see Quinn fall off my
bike?

Let's go dance.

Nice to see you.

With your date.

Yeah, that's right.

I can't believe you made me come here
with Dustin.

Oh, and I'm having a blast with Daisy.

Maybe we should have just come here
together.

And let everyone know we like each
other?

No, I couldn't take the abuse we get.

Me neither.

No, Geeks!

I promise.

Sometime tonight, we'll find a way to
sneak off and be together.

I like you.

Logan! What's your hold up, buttercup?

I was just telling Quinn how much I
don't like her.

Yes, you're such a jerk.

Let's go, Dilson.

Sure thing, Reese.

What happened back there?

I woke up on the ground and some janitor
was trying to steal my wallet.

Wham!

Oh,

hey,

Zoe. Hi.

One sec.

Aren't you going to the prom?

No, I don't have a date.

I'll be your date.

You're taking Martha.

I'll get rid of her.

Jeremiah?

Yes? Go.

All right.

Gidget. Gidget.

Gidget.

Look, what do you want from me?

Well, then why didn't you say that
before we got married?

Hey, what time is it? Oh, okay.

Order the eight.

Your mother's an animal.

Animal!

Okay, well, if your ex -boyfriend is so
rich and successful, then maybe you

should have married him.

Gidget.

Get it!

Get it! You don't want me to be a cab
driver?

You want me to go to community college?

Fine! I'll go right now!

You hear that?

I'm not a cab driver anymore!

Here go the keys!

You happy?

Yeah, do that. But we have to get to the
prom.

Yeah, I understand the conflict here.
Hey, buddy, would you please come back

here?

this poem tonight but she's a little
late so here i go

you didn't find the keys to the cab?

No.

But I found an old guitar.

You promised if I let you take me to
dinner, we'd get to the prom before 8

I knew it was a bad idea to go out to
dinner, which is why I tried to talk you

out of... What?

What are you doing?

I was filling in your ear.

I read the voice like that.

You got my ear all wet.

One second.

Let me swab it for you.

This may be the weirdest moment of my
life.

So when I was in fourth grade, I figured
out I can make noises that sound like

animals underwater.

Listen.

I mean, when Mr. Ducato first had me
stirring the tuna fish, I thought, okay,

this guy's off his nuts.

And then when he had me stopping the
grapes... There is no Mr. Ducato.

What?

Why would I make up... Hey, here you got
a new car.

Oh, God.

That's right.

It's a stick shift, which I now know how
to drive.

I'm going to go get some punch.

Bring me back some.

So, where's Brooke?

She dumped me.

She said I'm not exciting.

Can you believe that?

No, I can't.

So, come show me your new car.

Okay.

This is exactly how I wanted to spend my
prom.

Think of this as an adventure that no
one wants to be on.

Get him!

What was that about?

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Get up.

Sorry. Get up.

We thought you were the evil ones.

Evil ones?

What are you guys nerding on about?

Black Doomsday?

The end of the world.

Are we the only survivors?

The world hasn't ended.

We just had lasagna.

The world is not doomed.

You want to know what's doomed?

Prom night is doomed.

Lola. It is.

My dress is ruined.

The dance is half over. Zoe's not even
going.

How come Zoe's not going? She and James
broke up.

their date?

You can't ask her. I'm way better
friends with Zoe.

But what if the world does end? If it's
gonna end, let it end after I've danced

with Zoe. Not if I get there first.

Hello?

Hey, Zoe.

Chase, how's England?

Ah, you know, boiled food, people
driving on the wrong side of the street.

You've seen movies.

I have.

How are you doing?

Um, okay, sort of.

Sort of?

That doesn't sound very Zoe -ish.

Yeah, well, I haven't had the best week.

Oh. Well, what's wrong?

I don't know.

Wait. I thought PCA was having their
prom tonight.

We are.

I blew it off.

How come?

Because I didn't want to go by myself.

Oh.

Then turn around.

I'm all right.

I'm okay.

I just lost my balance.

Don't treat!

Chase!

Are you okay?

I think so.

Your arm's bleeding.

It's okay.

I think I lost all feeling in this arm
anyway.

Can you feel this?

Kinda.

How about this?

Yeah, I felt that.

Good.

Nice wheel.

Yep.

Want to take it for a spin?

I don't know how to drive a stick shift.

Want to learn?

You smell so good.

Like cinnamon sticks.

Uh, thanks?

Let's see if your lips taste like
cinnamon sticks.

What's wrong?

I don't want to kiss you.

Why wouldn't you want to kiss me? My
lips are moist.

Because I love Quinn.

What? You love Quinn?

That's right.

I

love

Quinn Penske.

And I love Logan Reeve.

You used...

Thank you.

the tuna.

Why do you keep saying that?

Stomp the grapes.

And that.

Oh, he graped when he should have toned
it.

Stacy, say something.

What struck me?

Something slammed into my side.

I'm going to be seriously sore.

Did you hear her? Yeah.

Stacy's asses sound normal.

Say something else.

My name is Stacy Dilson and I'm from
Scott, Massachusetts.

boyfriend your boyfriend yeah we just
got done all

right can we all go dance now before the
prom's over yeah

let's dance let's dance all right wait i
gotta move my car first i'll meet you

there in a sec

tell my girlfriend that you really work
here at PCA and that you taught me to

drive a stick shift?

Oh, I can't do that.

Why not?

Because I do not exist.

Here we go!

Nope. Why?

You want to spend it with me in Hawaii?

Hawaii? You and me all summer?

Mm -hmm. Yeah.

It's always with Chase.

Hey,

there's the girl.

And her foot's stuck in the fence.

Jalapeno!

It's my fault we're late. Did we miss
anything good?

Nah, you didn't miss much.

Nothing important.

So good.

Kiss!

Give me the love.

I'm gonna give you some love.