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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and run.

Computational potential energy is proportional to height and math.

For example, raising two similar objects or the same object twice as far

doubles the potential energy as expressed by...

Why do I feel like Quinn is the only one who cares?

Even I don't care.

Oh, I'm a boring teacher.

I knew I shouldn't have been a physics teacher.

I wanted to work at the zoo.

When's lunch?

It's 8 .30 in the morning.

Look, we wouldn't be so bored if you could relate physics to something that

isn't so, you know, insanely boring.

Right.

Like a water -driven turbine.

Or a Tesla coil, hmm?

What is a roller toaster? Coaster!

Oh. Oh, right, right.

Roller coasters.

Yes, yes.

Roller coasters are all about the principles of physics. You see, when the

are at the top of a tall hill, they have potential energy.

Mr. Barringer, if I may.

Instead of talking about roller coasters, don't you feel we can learn

physics by actually riding one?

Yes. Keep talking, handsome.

In the spirit of physics.

I suggest this entire class take a field trip to Mystic Mountain.

Well, I'm not sure if we should... Yes, you are. But I... Awesome!

We're all going on a roller coaster.

Okay!

So... Hey.

Didn't I have a hamburger?

I'm having fruit.

Hey. What's up?

Hi, guys. You guys see a hamburger anywhere?

No. I don't think so.

It's so weird.

I went through the lunch line.

I put a hamburger on my tray.

Found ya.

Hey, little Lisa.

Hey, I heard our yoga class this afternoon was canceled.

Yeah, and Miss Dangle rode her bike into a tree.

Isn't that like the third time she's done that?

Michael,

can I borrow your knife?

Michael?

Michael.

Yeah, yeah.

I love you too, baby.

I asked if I could borrow your knife.

Yeah, I heard you.

So, how was physics?

Good. We're going to take a field trip to Mystic Mountain and ride a roller

coaster so we can study kinetic... Can we stop talking about roller coasters

already?

That was the first time I... I don't know why we can't just eat lunch without

hearing roller coasters, roller coasters, roller coasters, roller

I don't remember signing up for the roller coaster lunch club.

Michael, what's wrong?

Nothing. Goodbye.

Who was that about? You're his girlfriend. You tell us.

Maybe he's... I'm afraid.

I'm afraid of roller coasters.

I have been ever since I was little.

I don't want to go to Mystic Mountain.

Michael, there's nothing to be afraid of. Roller coasters are totally safe.

What a nub.

You see, I knew he'd do that. I knew he'd make fun of me. Stop it. Yeah.

And if you tell anyone else... He won't. Yeah.

Why would I want people to know my roommate's basically a three -year -old

What secret code?

Ow! Ow! She's biting my ear!

She's biting my ear!

She's biting my ear! Ow! Ow! She's biting my ear!

I hate seeing you this upset.

I'm not upset.

I'm happy.

Why?

Because Lola made Logan's ear a little bleed.

I enjoy that.

Are you sure you're not upset?

No. I'm embarrassed.

Well, don't be.

Come on. Do you know what it's like being a 16 -year -old guy who's afraid

roller coasters?

Michael.

What? Everyone has silly things they're scared of. Okay.

What are you scared of?

Uh, I'd be scared if I were tied up and thrown into a cage with hungry tigers.

Well, that makes sense.

You're scared of hungry tigers. And I'm scared of an amusement park ride that

makes little children go wee.

Hey, Michael.

What you drinking?

Blitz. Wow, pretty brave.

What do you mean?

You know, pretty drinks can be scary.

Can I get next game?

You're going to play pool?

Yeah, so?

Pool?

Big sticks, balls moving around.

Thought that might be a little too scary for you.

Hey, Michael.

Here.

What's this?

A teddy bear nightlight.

In case you get scared of the dark.

Roller coasters.

I know. He's 16 years old and the dude's afraid of roller coasters.

You told everybody that I'm afraid of roller coasters.

James, I think he's about to kill me. A little help?

Hang on. I'm organizing this playlist.

Hey, you think a duck would make a good pet?

Yeah, me too.

Hello?

Firewire?

How did you get my number?

What? What?

Michael's torturing Logan.

We'll be right there.

No, I...

nub -toed half a PCA that I'm afraid of roller coasters.

Why'd you have to do that? The people have a right to know.

That went in my mouth.

Okay, this is insane.

James, why aren't you doing anything?

I am.

I'm making you a really cool playlist.

Aw.

Can I?

Please.

Ow.

He deserves it for making me a laughing stock in my own school.

But this is...

I think I'm starting to lose consciousness.

If you're so worried about people finding out that you're afraid of roller

coasters, then get unafraid. Get over it.

How? You have to face your fear.

You know she's right.

Just one bit. You're perfectly safe.

It's just a Hickenbacker G -Force turbo chair.

Yeah, just your everyday Hickenbacker G -Force turbo chair.

It's used to help astronauts and fighter pilots experience the feelings of high

-speed vertical and lateral movement.

Look, I just want to go back to my dorm, lie down, and experience my head on my

pillow. You should be happy about this. It's going to cure your fear. Without

going on a real roller coaster, you might even have fun.

If it's going to be fun, then why'd Lola lock my wrist down to the chair?

Do you think a duck would make a good pet?

A duck?

What's a duck have to do with... Okay, Michael, you just relax while I create

the effects of a real roller coaster.

Roll up, blindfold him.

Why do I have to be blindfolded? It helps you block out reality and focus on

feeling.

Michael,

look out! What, what?

Kidding. Okay, we'll start with some basic, easy movements.

See, you're fine, right?

Okay,

now, as the speed and intensity of the roller coaster increases, you'll hear

sounds and feel the wind on your face.

I hate speed and intensity!

You're doing great!

Okay, now the roller coaster's gonna get a little more intense.

Why must it get more intense?

There's a bird. No!

In

1616,

Sir Walter Raleigh was released from the Tower of London in order to conduct a

second expedition to the Wet River.

Here's my feeling on the whole rollercoaster situation.

Okay.

So I'm afraid of rollercoasters.

So?

Doesn't make me a bad person. Of course not. It's not like I'm a street thug or

a bank robber or a person who downloads music illegally, right?

Honestly, I never cared if you were afraid of roller coasters or not.

Swear? Swear.

Well, see?

That's all that matters.

I don't care what other people think.

If you still love me and my grandma still loves me and I'm still

get the spider i'm your boyfriend and i'm sitting right here oh well you look

comfortable i didn't want to bother you you think i'm a wimp i don't think

you're a wimp yes you do i don't and why didn't you ask me well i was sitting

right here and instead you went and got an 85 pound little girl named millie

don't get upset you think just because i'm afraid of roller coasters i'm not

manly well then i gotta go

Come kiss me.

Kiss Millie.

Hey.

Biscotti? No, thanks.

I'll just eat my pudding.

I really think you're overreacting.

No, I'm not.

Lisa thinks I'm a wimp.

Oh, she didn't ask you to kill the spider.

Why is that so bad?

Because it means she doesn't respect me.

And I don't blame her.

Who respects big wimps?

Little wimp?

Don't joke right now, Zoe.

At least I'm not afraid of pudding.

Okay, Michael.

You're really starting to get on my nerve.

What did I do?

You think you're the only person who's afraid of something?

You're not.

everybody's afraid of something.

And you are a wimp.

I knew it.

No, not because you're scared of roller coasters, because you're scared to deal

with it.

I tried facing my fear. I ended up running through a wood fence.

So try again.

And this time, try for real.

So you're saying, for real?

I can't believe I'm doing this. You want to back out?

No. No way.

I can't lose Lisa.

I'm going to do it.

Coco's cousin?

Yep.

Hey.

Yeah, we're here.

Employee entrance.

Okay.

On his way.

And just swear there won't be anyone else in the park. It's seven in the

morning. They don't open for three hours.

Hey.

Hi. How you doing?

Remember when I wore the wedding dress and scared the snot out of you?

Yes, I do.

Thank you.

That's very nice.

So, can he ride the spine twister?

Yep, I got her all juiced up and ready to roll.

And it's safe, right?

Eh. Zoe?

Yes, it's safe.

Geez, run a sense of humor, would you?

Come on.

Okay, you comfortable?

No. Oh, well.

You're doing fine.

If you say so.

What a nub.

Michael, you can do it. No, I mean it. Get me out of this thing.

I'm not doing it.

Zoe, if you don't come over here and get me out of this.

I told you I was coming here.

Zoe, I just swore nobody else would be here.

You don't have to do it.

I love you, whether you're scared or not.

You don't have to do this.

Pull the lever.

Face it, baby.

I can do it.

I can face it.

I'm the little Michael that could.

I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I

think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I

I can.

I don't give a damn!

guys hear me okay?

Excellent!

Okay, continuing with our tradition of PCA Saturday afternoon campus concerts,

let them hear ya!

Mr. Duck, this way.

That's a tweet, boy. You know, I think someone has some corn in his future.

That's a tweet, yes.

So,

where have you been all day?

Just helping a friend.

I think it's okay to tell them now.

Michael? What? You helped him with his rollercoaster phobia?

We did.

So, he's not scared of him anymore?

I'd say no.

Yeah, I think he's over it. Cool.

Where is he?

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