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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and...

Hey, Zoe.

Oh, hey, Stacy.

I'm writing a science essay all about turkeys.

Turkeys? Yes.

Now, we all know they don't fly.

They don't? Now, the question is, are turkeys simply too fat and bulbous to

or are they just lazy?

Uh, whoops, here's my boyfriend.

Am I late?

Nope, perfect timing.

Ready to pick a nick?

Oh, a picnic, can I come?

I think we only have enough food for the four of us. Yeah, we'd invite you, but

the four of us?

Uh, yeah.

But I thought... Hey!

Here we come!

They asked if they could come along.

Could you go stand over there for a second? Sure.

This picnic was supposed to be a date, just the two of us. I know, but they

asked to come.

What was I going to say?

No would have been a good choice.

Hey, Soph! We're ready.

Yep. We are.

I might be coming too.

Wait!

Guys! You forgot me!

How romantic is this?

Well... What's wrong?

We're dancing in a janitor's closet.

I brought you a flower.

Yeah, and it's dying from the bleach fumes in here.

Oh.

Yeah.

I just... I hate that we have to keep sneaking around like this.

You want everybody to find out we're dating?

You know how much abuse we both get?

Yes, I realize why we're slow dancing in a janitor's closet with noxious fumes

and a dead flower.

I'm just saying, it'd be nice if we could go out on a real date.

Once.

Hey, I got an idea.

Oh, dear.

It's a good one.

Tell me gently.

You know that restaurant where Coco worked?

The really expensive one?

Yeah, Vaccaro.

It's only half a mile up PCH.

You'd take me there for dinner?

Sure. It's quiet, romantic, and nobody else at PTA can afford to eat there.

That sounds fantastic.

Cool.

Maybe we should get out of here.

Good evening, and welcome to Vaccaro.

I assume you have a reservation?

Yes. James Garrett for two.

Garrett.

Is that with a P?

No.

Garrett.

Without a P.

G -A -R -R -E -T -T.

Interesting.

Oh, here it is. Under G.

Wait here. I'll go make sure your table is ready.

Thank you.

Are you sure we should eat here?

You don't like it?

No, it's amazing, but it looks so expensive.

How can you afford this?

I worked at my uncle's construction site for the past couple of summers. I got

enough saved.

Well, that's really sweet, but seriously, you don't have to. I want to.

Now just smile and don't order the lobster.

Promise.

How are you liking the lobster?

It's fantastic, but did you need to order five of them?

$100 a piece?

So? Who cares?

You're so funny.

Must be fun having a rich father.

Yeah, well.

What's wrong?

Did you drop a claw?

Don't look down here.

What's going on?

Look to your right.

Zoe and James are here.

I know.

Why do you think I'm under the table?

They're going to see us and know we're dating.

No. I'll stand here. Just pretend that you're eating alone.

Five lobsters?

Quinn?

Hello?

Hey. Oh, what are you doing here?

I was craving some lobsters.

Five. And, uh, you know, you can't get lobsters at PVA.

Will this table be satisfactory?

Well... It's the only one available.

Madame?

Your waiter will be with you in a moment.

So... So... You were hungry, so you came here.

By yourself?

Uh -huh.

And ordered five lobsters.

Right. That is such a pretty dress.

Thanks.

I'm going to...

Hit the restroom.

Okay.

Well, watch your pile of lobsters.

That's not a happy face.

Look, I love Quinn, but tonight was supposed to be a special night for just

two of us.

Well, so now it's eight of us.

You, me, Quinn, and that family of lobsters. It's not funny.

Should we leave?

I don't know. I mean, I guess it's sort of just the two of us.

Plus Quinn.

I think we could still have fun.

I know how we could start.

Tail or claw?

Definitely tail.

You've got to get me out from under this table.

But if Zoe and James see us, they're going to know we're dating.

Just create a commotion, then I'll sneak out, and they'll never know I was here.

Okay.

Give me two minutes.

The men's room doesn't have lollipops.

And you still have the scar?

Yeah, it's cool. It looks like a cross between a lightning bolt and a banana.

A banana bolt?

Quinn's coming.

Rude!

I'm back.

That you are.

So, what are you guys going to order?

Well, I... I was thinking about starting off with the tuna tartare.

Ooh, that sounds good.

Hey, you want to split the tartare and the fondue?

Yeah. Man, everything here looks so good.

Except for the quail.

I

got

one. You are one. Wait, isn't that Logan's ringtone?

No.

I just wanted to invite you to come shoot some pool with me and Lola.

She's awful.

I heard that.

But her hearing is very good.

Look. Is that Logan on the floor there?

Logan?

Zoe, James, Quinn.

What are you guys doing here?

We were just going to ask you that.

Oh, um, I'm just here picking up a chocolate souffle for Michael.

A chocolate souffle?

Lucas is getting me a souffle. I want a souffle.

Or are you getting Michael a souffle?

You know, for his birthday.

Wasn't his birthday like a month ago?

Exactly. And I didn't get him anything.

So, souffle, where are you?

Vaccaro. Where is he?

Vaccaro. Oh, my God. I hear their souffles are amazing.

Yeah, but you got to eat them hot.

Yeah? Don't bring me the souffle. I'll be there in 20 minutes.

What?

You don't... Hey, I'm up.

Well, since you're here getting a souffle for Michael, why don't you

sit down with us?

Oh. Well, I don't like you.

Right, yeah. But, sure.

So, here we are.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

Here we are.

The four of us.

Uh,

can I help you? Oh, yeah. We're here to meet a guy named Logan. Our age.

Sort of. Good looking.

Sort of. Mr. Priest.

Reef. No P.

You're certain?

Completely.

He's in the main dining area.

What? Hey!

Jackets are required for all gentlemen in the dining area.

Well, I don't have a jacket.

Perhaps you have one you can borrow.

So that wasn't the first time you ever saw me?

No.

Actually, when I was trying to find the housing office, I saw you by the

fountain. And your first thought was?

You know, that you were insanely adorable.

Oh, come on.

Dude, she's already dating you. You don't have to lie to her anymore.

I wasn't lying.

Could you just eat your lobster?

Did you guys know that lobsters in captivity sometimes resort to

Cannibalism? Yeah, they eat their friends.

We know because marine biologists have found lobster skin in the stomachs of

other lobsters.

I wish a lobster would eat me.

Hi, guys.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, why?

Michael and Boulder are here?

James.

Hi, guys.

Hey, man.

I didn't know everybody was here with you.

Yeah, isn't it great?

I came alone.

I didn't even know Quinn was going to be here. You sure didn't.

What's with the jacket?

The stupid maitre d' made me wear it.

Says they have a... Dress code.

And why are you here?

I told you I'd bring you the souffle.

Souffles aren't yummy unless you eat them right out of the oven.

But before we start talking souffles, looks like there's plenty of lobster to

around.

Yeah, looks tasty.

Oh, my God, this bread looks so good.

And it's warm.

Hey, that's when they melt the butter.

We should push the tables together so we can all sit closer.

I don't think that...

Here,

Zoe, slide your chair this way. No, I'm fine right here.

Zoe.

This looks so good.

This smells so good.

You're going to pay for my food, right?

It was my birthday a month ago. I had a birthday last year. Yeah, yeah. I'll pay

for it.

Really? Not yours.

Can't blame a guy for trying.

Would you pass me a crab cake?

Oh, sure.

Oh, I want a crab cake. Me too. I'll take one.

James.

Yeah?

Right. Excuse us.

Is it wrong to be in love with a crab cake?

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Did you guys know that crabs are omnivores that eat algae and fungus and

Algae and fungus and worms?

Oh, my!

Come on, don't be mad.

I'm not mad. I'm frustrated, and I feel bad for you.

Why do you feel bad for me? You're probably using half of your savings to

for tonight.

Three -fourths of my savings.

I'm sad.

So? This is supposed to be a special date for just the two of us.

So it's turning to a special date for the two of us with four of our good

friends. That so bad?

No.

But I want a crab cake.

I think that can be arranged.

And I want both kinds of sauce.

I understand.

Ooh, nice pork chop.

Hey. We're back.

Everything okay?

Yeah, everything's great.

Pass the asparagus?

Asparagus from Ms. Brooks.

Did you guys know that asparagus makes your... We know.

Hey,

isn't that guy over there Carl?

I think that is Carl.

Who's Carl?

Coco's boyfriend.

Hungry, hungry, Coco?

Yep. I thought Coco was still dating him.

She is.

Then why is he on a date with another woman?

Maybe they're not on a date.

They're holding hands across the table.

Quinn, come with me. What are you going to do? We're going to go tell Carl that

he's busted.

And then we're going to tell Coco we saw him out with another woman.

Yeah, look, maybe you shouldn't interfere. Eat your meatball.

You girls go to PCA, right?

Yeah, we do.

You know our dorm advisor, Coco, your girlfriend.

Right, right.

So, who's she?

Listen, can we talk about this another time?

No, but we're going to talk to Coco, and you better believe... Will you guys get

out of here? Don't tell us what to do. It's a free restaurant, lady.

Well, you have to pay for the food, but you know what I mean.

I want me to the can.

Are you trying to ruin my life?

Why are you wearing a disguise?

Because, remember when I worked here as a restroom attendant?

Uh -huh.

Well, when I quit, I got in a fight with the maitre d'. He told me I had to

finish out the night, so I told him to go sit on a squash. Then we got into a

fight. I hit him with a beef rib. He fell down, and I...

I have a special dinner date to celebrate the end of his house arrest,

figured why not... Well, I guess someone doesn't understand what band means.

Maurice, listen... Get out of my sight.

Wait, why are you in the women's restroom?

He likes the lollipops.

I want you and your little cheeky friends out of here. You can't throw us

Yeah, look, Maurice... Yes, I can throw you out. Turn around.

There's the exit.

What's going on? I don't know.

We're pushing us. We are citizens.

Carl, help.

Hey, hey.

What's the deal, buddy?

The deal is, get out.

Unless you want me to call the police.

Make him let go of me.

Sorry, baby, I'm on parole.

Mind your own business.

Don't talk to him like that.

And let her go.

Oh, the friend of yours?

That's right.

Then all of...

Close your eyes.

Rest on the edge of sleep.

And know that I want to bring to you.

Hiya.

Hey, Zoe.

What's up?

Well... James told us that last night was supposed to be a special night for

just you and him.

Oh.

Well, yeah.

Kinda. We feel like such jerks.

You guys didn't know?

Well, we know now.

So, can we do anything to make you feel better?

It's okay, really.

Oh, come on. At least let us buy you a Javacino or something.

Seriously, you guys don't have to... Come on!

You guys don't have to buy me a Javacino. I promise I'm...

What'd you guys do?

That. Table for two, Miss Brooks?

Right this way.

We felt bad about ruining your date.

And we thought maybe this would make up for it.

And what's more romantic than a private dinner for two on the beach?

Or a volleyball court.

Sand is sand.

Okay, you two just sit down. And we'll get out of here.

This is really great of you guys.

And you don't have to leave. Why don't you all just go?

Got some nice friends, though, Brooke.

And a hot boyfriend.

Uh -oh. Is he bigger than me?

Hey!

What? You're on the volleyball court.

Yeah, we know.

We're having dinner.

Well, we gotta practice.

Got a game tomorrow?

So practice in an hour, okay?

Now. No!

Look. Our friends went to a lot of trouble to set this up for us, and we're

moving until we eat our dinner.

Mmm, the steak is awesome.

I know.

Michael can cook.

He has the most amazing eyes.

Thank you.