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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to be my world.

So come and run.

Previously on Zoe 101.

There he is, the great Vince Blake. Vince was taking pictures of the test.

That's cheating.

You're the only person who knows.

So, if I get busted, I know who to blame, right?

You picking up what I'm putting down?

Good. Just keep your mouth shut about Vince.

Vince cheated.

Told you not to mess with me.

Then you're gonna mess with us, too.

I can't believe the three of you took on the whole football team.

They just hit you guys?

Hit. Punched. Dicked.

You poor guys.

some of these pickles.

The PCA definitely has the best pickles.

What is a pickle, anyway?

It starts off life as a cucumber.

And then?

It hits puberty. And then it's a pickle?

I don't know. Just eat it.

Cucumbers become pickles when you soak them for a few weeks in brine, which is

very salty water.

So a pickle's just a salty cucumber?

Basically. And you can pickle just about anything.

Beets, eggs,

Herring tomatoes?

What are you doing? I'm inventing.

The pickle fry.

You're lame.

You're dumb.

Leave him alone.

Why are you defending Logan? Yeah.

I'm not.

Stupid Logan.

Are you all right? What happened?

Vince Blake is back.

How could you let Vince Blake back into PCA?

Girls, it's very complicated.

It's not complicated.

major test.

And then he beat up three of our best friends. Which is why he was expelled.

I realize that.

I am the one who expelled him.

Well, expelled means expelled.

You can't just let him back in.

And why are you playing with a cheesy bake oven?

No, what's wrong with you?

I bought this for my daughter and my wife wants me to test it for safety.

So I'm making a blueberry cheesecake.

It's so cute.

Vince spent a lot of time in teen therapy.

It was an intensive program, and I was guaranteed by the counselors and Vince's

parents that he's a different person now.

Well, I ain't buying it. Neither ain't I.

We demand you kick Vince out of PCA. Seriously.

Are you listening?

Absolutely. So you'll get rid of him?

Nope.

Now.

Who wants cheesecake?

So that's it?

That's just it?

Yep. So Dean Rivers is just fine with letting him go to school here? Uh -huh.

wouldn't even listen to us. He just sat there making a teeny cheesecake.

Did you remind him that he beat up me, Michael, and Chase?

And Del Figolo.

Oh, Mark probably deserved it.

He was your boyfriend.

Well, he's not anymore.

Well, it's not.

I'm outraged.

Outraged! Me too.

Calm down.

Have some Giavacino.

Good girl.

Well, what are we going to do about this? Yeah, what are we going to do?

tell you what we're going to do. We're going to ignore him. Yeah, we are.

Whenever he's around, we act like he's not even there. And if he tries to talk

to any of us, we just go, Yeah,

I don't think so.

We're going to do a lot more to Vince Blake than just go... So what are you

going to do?

It's not like you two can beat him up.

Yeah, Vince could punch you both in the face 15 times before either one of you

could yell out.

Thank you, Lola.

We're not going to fight him. Smart.

So what are you going to do?

We're going to dish out a little comeuppance.

The thing you wear around your waist with a tuxedo?

That's a cummerbund.

Well, what's a comeuppance?

Two comeuppance means to get revenge.

So what kind of cheesecake?

Here you go. Grandiose Javacino.

Yes. Come here.

I thought we were going to give Vince some comeuppance.

We are.

Little green ball.

From Quinn.

What's it do?

Let's just say... This Javacino is going to come up all over Vince Blake's face.

Okay,

Calvin. You know what to do. And you promise you'll get me a date with Lola?

far as you know.

You're convinced.

Do it!

You're the 100th guy to walk past this car today.

You win a free grandiose Javacino.

Thanks, but I don't drink coffee.

Hey, wait!

I'll take it.

But... Uh -oh.

Did I get another one?

Just getting ready to do some yoga.

Same here. Know what I love most about yoga? Later.

Hey, see ya!

I like your outfit.

Is there a problem?

Yeah, could you not stand next to me like that?

Sure. How would you like me to stand like this?

Maybe like this.

Either of those work for you?

Why don't you go stand at the bottom of the swimming pool for like half an hour?

Wow. It almost seems like you hate my guts.

Oh, well, I never meant to make it seem like I hate your guts.

You didn't? No, I meant to make it like way clear that I hate your guts.

And now you have.

Good.

You're cute.

Don't call me cute. I don't want to be called cute by you.

Any reason?

Yeah, because you beat up my friends.

Listen, I've changed, all right?

I'm a different person now.

Oh, please.

A guy can't go from being an obnoxious jerk to a good person in one year.

I'm standing here. Yeah, I wish you weren't.

Look, I'm really sorry about what I did to your friends.

But come on, I got expelled for crying out loud.

That's not enough?

Nope.

So what's going to make you happy?

You want to see me get beat up?

That'd be awesome.

All right.

Back up now.

Now I'm going to finish myself off

with one of these.

There.

Now I have been hit.

slapped, and thumped.

You like me?

Let's see you know.

Welcome, yoga people.

Namaste. Everybody stand.

We'll start with some sun salutation.

Listen, after class, why don't you let me buy you a smoothie and we'll talk,

okay?

Switch puka.

Stacy told me Vince Blake was in your yoga class.

Yeah, he was.

So what happened? Did you snub him? Did you go, hmm?

Sure did.

So what happened?

Well, I told him I was really mad about the way he beat up the guys, and, you

know, I said other mean stuff.

And what'd he say?

Just that he's changed, and he asked if we could talk after yoga.

So did you?

Yeah. And what happened?

I kissed him!

You kissed him? Four times.

Why? He's really good at it.

Vince Blake four times.

Has she lost her mind?

Yes, she's a traitor.

Stop talking about me like I'm not in the room.

You do realize you kissed the boy who beat up our best friend?

He's changed. He's really nice now.

Do you know he helped raise money for orphans in Nicaragua?

Maybe Vince hypnotized her.

Stop it!

I can't believe you would do this to all the boys at PCA.

You guys, listen.

I know Vince used to be a mean, horrible egomaniac, but people can change.

He's really sweet now and gentle and he's really fun to kiss. Thor time.

Quit saying that.

I can't. I had a blast.

I can't listen to this.

I have to go for a walk.

I'll come with you.

Can I come?

No. Not really.

Why don't you just go kiss your boyfriend some more?

Okay.

Lola?

Kiss Vince Blake?

Four times. He says he's changed and he's really nice now.

Well, we don't care.

That's right. Me and Logan are going to take care of Mr. Vince Blake. With this.

What is that? A spring -loaded launching device.

After we put it together, it'll fling any five -pound item over 300 yards.

Vince Blake will get his comeuppance.

Yes, he will.

This thing is awesome.

Those Quebecestanians know how to engineer fine equipment.

Hey, look, look, look.

And there's our target.

Hi, I'm Vince Blake.

I think I can beat up people and get away with it.

Well, think again.

Yeah, it's come up in time.

Let's do this.

Hey, can I get a quick photo of you for the PCA yearbook? I'm on the staff.

Can we do it another time?

It's my little girl's birthday, and I want to get this cheesy cake oven. It'll

just take 60 seconds.

All right.

Let's do it over there by that palm tree.

Sweet.

Hey.

Give me the eggs.

And a little ketchup.

You anchovies?

Oh, nothing like a hairy fish.

Ready?

Unlock the trigger guard.

acquired. One, two, three.

The whole arm blew off.

Yes, the cheesy cake oven works fine. I might

be

late.

I see you guys got your thing built.

Did you get Vince?

No.

Look at him.

Just sitting there, looking all smug. And look who's coming his way.

Hey, you.

Hey, how you doing? Look at you.

Look at that. How could she like him? The guy who hit us. In our faces. And

other places.

With his foot.

All right, I can't take this anymore.

Me neither.

What are you going to do?

We're going to go tell Vince that we don't want him at PCA. And that we sure

don't want him cavorting with our Lola. You should.

Let's go tell him off. Right beside you.

Hey,

what happened?

Um, you know, I don't know.

Stuff?

Well, did you guys talk to Vince or not?

Yes, he's really nice.

Oh, my God.

It's true.

Vince has changed. He apologized for everything.

Do you know he reads poems to the elderly now?

Get out.

Dude. If our lady friends want to be all chummy -chummy with Vince Blake, so be

it. Not us. Because you know what we're going to get?

Come up it.

So, yes, I have eaten one, but I didn't know it was alive.

Ew!

Um, okay, Zoe.

Have you ever kissed someone you didn't like?

Yes. Who? Tell us! Go on.

Jeff Norton in seventh grade.

Why'd you kiss him if you didn't like him? Because he was sweet and he seemed

desperate. Oh, and you've never kissed someone you didn't like? Of course I

have. I didn't like you.

But who loves me now?

Me.

They

make

me sick. Our friends.

Laughing with Vince Blake.

Go for bubble wrap.

This is the Eggman and the Walrus.

We're on our way.

Count to 30, then call the Corn Flake.

Who's the Corn Flake?

Vince is the Corn Flake.

Why do we even have the meeting?

Okay. Quince, have you ever committed a crime?

purified uranium from Baca's lobby account?

Twenty -eight.

Twenty -nine.

Thirty. Hey, Vince!

Vince Blake!

Help!

Help!

Wait. Stay here.

But some guy just... It's a trick.

A trick?

Logan and Michael want to give you comeuppance.

For what?

Can't you beat him up last year?

Oh, right.

People did used to hate it when I'd hit them.

So what are they going to do?

They're trying to lure you over there so you'll step on a trigger plate and then

stuff's going to fall all over you.

Ah. Ooh, how mature.

I'll be right back.

Where are you going?

To go step on the trigger plate. Dude.

Look, those guys aren't wrong to be mad at me.

If they feel like they gotta get me back for what I did, I'm gonna let them get

their comeuppance.

You are so brave.

I think I'll be alright.

Here he comes! Here he comes!

It's gonna be so great!

How much money is going to fall on him?

55 gallons.

Awesome.

And then he gets slapped.

Oh, yeah. What firewire put in the cannon?

Croutons. One of those couch bed things?

No.

Croutons.

The crunchy bread nuggets you put on salads.

Michael! Logan!

I'm trying here!

What am I doing wrong?

Way to go, Vince.

Thanks for breaking our thing.

Who do you think you are?

Look. Guys, I'm sorry about what happened before.

I know I wasn't the nicest guy, but I've really changed.

And if you give me a chance, I hope we can be friends.

But look, if you want to kick me or punch me in the face, however you want

come up against me, go for it.

I promise I won't fight back.

Seriously, I deserve it.

We're cool, man.

Good.

We cool?

Let's hang out sometime, huh?

I guess people can change.

I guess so. I kind of feel bad about that.

There's the mustard.

And the crouton.