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Are you ready?

Ooh, I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

Ooh, I'm just another kind of girl.

Don't you want to see my world?

my super shot which you'll never make watch you watch me make it oh i'll be

watching good and the deal is when i make the shot if when i make the shot

you promise you'll let me clack my clackers in our room whenever i want to

you'll never complain about the noise ever if you make the shot all right then

I will strike the cue ball, which will then roll at high speed toward this rail

right here. I'm so bored.

After the cue ball hits the rail, it'll roll this way, past the bunny rabbit

with the hat on, off this rail, go up this notebook, over the pudding, then

whoosh, right into this corner pocket here.

And then I'll flap my arms, fly up through the ceiling into outer space,

an elephant, then eat all the stars like they were sparkly little peanuts.

Right.

Now, the time has come to strike my ball.

Just don't hurt the pudding.

Don't you worry.

Look out now.

Here it comes.

Hey. Whoa.

Nice. Hey, cuteness.

Thanks for noticing.

So, what are these about?

The big walk.

I'd like to take a big walk on your head for wrecking my pool shot.

I'm leaving.

Okay.

So, what's the big walk?

A charity walk -a -thon. To raise money for the homeless kids.

Why can't the kids just go home?

We'll suggest that.

Want to help us put up flyers?

Depends. What are we going to do after we put up flyers? Well, I was thinking

you could come back to my dorm room and help me clean the mold out of my little

refrigerator. I would love to clean mold with you.

Come on, Dustin, let's go. One sec.

You want to sponsor me?

I don't know what that means.

You pledged to give me money for walking in the walk -a -thon.

Will I have to walk?

No, I walk, you give me money, and then the money goes to charity.

Okay. I'm feeling generous, so I'll pledge $30.

Sweet.

Lola Martinez.

$30.

Sign here.

Cool.

So what are you knitting?

A sweater.

After I eat that pudding.

I

swear,

you have the prettiest eyes.

Well, you have the cutest nose.

I know.

What? Uh, nothing. Nothing.

Then why'd you stop?

Tell me.

Come on, this is just insane.

Why? Lots of guys and girls rub noses together. I mean, you and me.

This.

How?

Yeah. It's just wrong.

So wrong.

This can't happen anymore.

Let's just move on and pretend none of this you and me stuff ever happened.

I'm so on board with that.

I gotta get to class.

Me too.

One moreissimo kiss?

Hey!

And luckily, it was nothing but sunshine for the seventh annual The Big Walk

walk -a -thon.

Over 150 PCA students participated and had a great time, except for Mark Del

Figolo, who,

after walking a quarter mile, collapsed from heat stroke and had to be

resuscitated. The event raised thousands of dollars, which will be used to help

homeless children in America.

And that's something we can all walk about.

I'm Jeremiah Trotman, PCA News.

Courage.

Would you cooperate, you stupid yarn?

Don't work so hard.

Oh, hey.

How was the walk -a -thon?

Awesome. Me and my little brother walked 20 miles.

Wow, impressive, kid.

Whatever, just pay me.

Yeah, we'll see.

Oh, quit pretending you can knit and pay the boy. It's for charity.

Fine. I hope charity appreciates this.

120 makes 30.

Wait a sec.

You pledge $30?

Yeah, I can afford 30 bucks. Per mile.

Huh? When you pledge an amount, you owe that amount per mile.

And I walk 20 miles.

But 20 times 30 is... You owe me 600 bucks.

What? I don't have the 300 bucks to give you. You pledged 30 bucks per mile.

You signed it. Well, I didn't mean to.

You didn't read what you signed?

Same thing. I don't have 600 bucks.

Well, top chunks.

Zoe, he said top chunks to me, and I don't have the money, so what am I

to... All right, stop whining. I'll get Coco to drive me to the charity office,

and I'll talk to whoever's in charge.

And you'll fix it?

Yes, I'm Zoe. Are you new?

Come on, Dustin.

Wait, look at my swimsuit. I'm not.

You have a bug on your stomach.

What?

Okay, obviously we're not doing a good job of stopping this. Yeah, but I'm not

sure I want to stop.

Well, if neither of us wants to stop this, then I guess... We're dating?

Sort of.

What are you thinking?

I'm not thinking anything.

Yes, you are.

Quinn. You're thinking something, and I want to know what it is. Let it go.

No telling, no kissing?

Tell me!

All right.

I'm embarrassed to be dating you.

Really? Yes. I can't believe you made me say it.

I'm thrilled you said it.

Huh? I'm embarrassed to be dating you, too.

Seriously? Super embarrassed.

If anyone found out, I'd die.

I know how you feel.

Is that Logan?

Boo!

Hey, dude.

Hi, Michael.

So, what's going on here?

Why do you ask? What'd you see?

I mean, nothing.

What do you want?

To know if you guys have seen my clackers.

Excuse me?

It's a toy he loves.

Me and James hate them. You hate when I'm happy.

Well, we haven't seen your clack -em.

Clack -ers.

Not um.

We haven't seen your clacker.

Bye.

Wow.

Do you think he saw us embracing?

We were only hugging.

That's what embracing means.

See why I'm embarrassed to date you?

But he better not have seen us. Michael cannot keep a secret. If he knows,

everybody will know.

He better not know.

No.

Anthony.

Anthony! You're not listening to what I'm telling you.

And I'll say it again.

Just take care of it. You understand what I'm telling you?

Hey, hey, no questions.

If I want to hear questions, I'll watch a game show.

Just do what I'm telling you and don't aggravate me unless you... I'll

call you later.

I don't like people in my office when I don't know about it.

Um, a man let me in.

Tall fella, big eyebrows, smells like a foot.

Yes, sir.

I'll deal with him later.

What do you want?

Well, um, my name is Zoe Brooks.

Does that mean something to me?

No, I, uh... What do you want?

Well, I was in charge of the big walk, you know, for your charity foundation.

You're in charge of it, right?

I'm in charge of a lot of things.

Right, well...

Okay, this is going to sound kind of funny. Is it?

Maybe. Um, see, my friend Lola... Lola?

Yes, sir. She pledged $30 to my little brother, thinking that she was pledging

total of $30.

Pledges are per mile.

I know.

And she knows now, but she didn't know when she made her pledge.

So all she really has is the $30 to donate.

How many miles did your brother walk?

Twenty. Then your friend, Lola, owes this organization $600.

Yeah, I know she does technically, but... There's nothing technical about

She owes us $600.

Period. But she doesn't have 600... Yeah.

Just do whatever it takes.

You want me to come down there with a shovel and do it myself?

I didn't think so. Goodbye.

People.

Yeah, people.

Um, so, back to my situation.

The situation is, I'll see you in 24 hours with the $600 your friend pledged,

or else.

Or else?

Max!

Yeah, boss?

Hi, Max.

Show this young girl the way out.

Miss Brooks, remember, 24...

24

hours or else.

Thank you for making that clear.

Hey, what's up, Lola?

You want a cinnamon biscuit?

I call them cinnamon biscuits.

Ew, no, but come here and try on the sweater I made. See how it fits.

Okay, but I should warn you, we Dilton girls tend to be on the testy side.

You're fine.

Okay, right arm.

Okay.

Here, turn a little. Sure. Left arm, certainly.

No, twist this way.

Hey, um, I'm feeling restricted.

Where's your head? In here. I can't find the head hole.

Ooh, yeah, head hole. I forgot about that.

Oh, it's dark in here.

Oh, this is not the sweater for me. I don't like it.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

big trouble. Oh, did Coco use our bathroom?

No, I'm talking about Carmine. Who's Carmine? The big scary man who runs the

charity that sponsored the big war.

How can a guy who runs a charity be scary?

I don't know, but he is. He murdered a fly with a death clamp.

What? Are you sure? And then he said we better pay him 600 bucks in 24 hours or

else. Or else what?

I don't know. Maybe he's gonna kill us with a death clamp.

Oh my god.

I just think it's stupid.

Okay.

Seriously, why do they call it a bicycle?

They just do.

Well, they shouldn't.

Think about it.

Bicycle. First of all, it sounds cold because it's got icicle in it. Yeah.

What else do you want to talk about?

It's also got sick in it.

Bicycle. And who rides them?

Kids. You don't put sick in something kids ride.

I just want to eat my sandwich.

Fine. I guess some people just don't care.

There's Michael with James.

You sure we should do this? We have to.

Maybe Michael didn't even see us embarking.

Embracing. And what if he did see us? You want to risk people finding out

dating? No way.

Me either.

And the more we act like we hate each other in front of him, the more likely

he'll think everything's normal.

The Queen's up.

What's up, guys?

Will you sit somewhere else? Why don't you?

What's the problem?

He called me science nerd.

Because you are a science nerd.

Better than being a vacuous cretin?

I've never even used a vacuum.

That's girl work.

You're just upset because you're not as smart as a vacuum.

This is fun.

What do you guys think of the word bicycle?

Oh, God.

See? You made James leave.

Why don't you leave?

Why should I? leave. I was here first.

No, you weren't. We got here at the same time.

Well, if you were a gentleman, you would leave.

Yeah, well, if you were a gentleman, you would leave. I can't be a gentleman.

I'm a girl, you ninny.

Hey, I've never babysat kids in my life. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

She's in rice.

You guys sound like an old married couple.

A couple?

Why would we sound like a couple? We don't sound like a couple. We hate each

other. We couldn't be further from a couple.

I gotta go. Me too.

I hate you. I hate you more.

Well, that didn't work at all. Nope.

You think he knows we're dating? He might, which is really bad.

Yeah. Want to go make out?

Absolutely.

Open.

going as well as it needs to.

Well, how much money have we made so far?

Let's count it up.

I got 31.

I got 36.

22.

Awesome. We need 600 bucks and we've made 89.

Hermione's going to kill us with a lamp.

She's kidding.

No, I'm not.

You want to scare the boy? How are we going to make another $500?

Well, let's at least sell the rest of these pies and then... Are we missing

pies? There was a big stack of them right there.

What could have... Coco.

All right, we're going to have to think of another plan, or else we have to call

the police and tell them about this whole or else thing so the three of us

don't... Why do you look like that?

Carmine.

Carmine? What about... Oh!

You must be Carmine.

Um, that's Dustin, and my name is Ryan!

Quinn. Come on. This is a bad idea.

Well, he's sure going to know when we ask him if he knows. At least then we

make him to keep our secret. We can't have anyone at PCA finding out that I

your gut. You witch!

Nice. You too.

Oh, come on.

you know?

About us?

Do you?

Oh!

About you two!

You mean, do I know why you've been sneaking around, getting together?

Getting real quiet when I come around?

Why, no.

I have no idea what's going on.

It's not funny.

You can't tell anyone.

Tell anyone what?

That me and Quinn are dating.

Please keep it a secret.

crack me up.

Like I'm supposed to believe you two are dating?

Nice try.

I know you guys were planning a surprise birthday party for me.

You just make sure it's the best party ever and I'll pretend I never knew a

thing.

You two dating?

Yeah, that could happen.

$600. We don't have the money. Wait, here.

Here's $89. Take it. That's all we have.

Just leave us alone.

This is disappointing to me.

Okay, fine.

If you're going to kill us with lamps or whatever you people use to hurt other

people, just do it already.

I can't take this anxiety.

Hurting people?

We're a charitable organization.

We don't hurt people.

You said we had to come up with the money, R .L.

That's right.

Or else what?

Yeah, or else what?

What? Or else.

You need to fill out this form.

Just fill it in this box here.

Explain your confusion over the pledge amount.

Then send it back to our main office in Memphis.

Here's an envelope with prepaid postage.

Just send it in.

When you get a chance.

Sure.

Thank you.

Sure thing. My friends and I, we're going to go get some salads.

Oh, hey.

That's a great sweater.

Oh, thanks.

I knitted it.

You knitted that yourself?

Yeah. I've always had a knack for knitting.

In fact, I came in second in a New Jersey knit -off.

Really?

Now, knit three.

Knit three.

Yarn over.

Yarn over. Knit one.

Knit one.

Purl two.

Purl two. Knit two together.

Okay. Yarn over, knit one.

Over and out.