All language subtitles for Zoey 101 s04e05 Anger Management

Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to be my world.

So come and run.

Yeah. If you want to play, come and play
today.

Let's just get away.

Yeah. I will make you see all of the
things that you

can be.

Believe in yourself and follow me.

Hello, Mr. Pretzel. You're looking
wonderfully salty today.

Now, I hope this doesn't hurt too bad,
but... No!

Cute.

So, why are you all happy, Smiley?

Oh, wait, forget it. I know.

What do you know?

You've had the look on your face ever
since you started dating James.

Oh, stop it. My facial joy has nothing
to do with James.

Oh, please.

So, uh, what's in your backpack?

Nothing.

Put it in. No touching.

Hey, pause off my backpack.

I'm telling you, I will pause.

Two James. Happy one week anniversary.

Love, Zoe.

Love? Spelled L -U -V, which is way less
intense than L -O -V -E, and you know

it. Zoe loves James!

Don't! Zoe has a boyfriend.

I will hurt you.

Uh, wasn't that...

Time to talk. I gotta go get this copy
to Logan and then do his laundry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Logan's paying me to do stuff for him
again? He hired me as his personal

assistant. Bye.

I gotta go.

I think it's a really bad idea for you
to be Logan's assistant.

Really bad?

Yeah, but he's paying me a lot.

What do you need money for? To buy Mom a
birthday present.

I want to get her a webcam so we can
video chat.

You don't need to do that.

Yeah, if she wanted to see you, she
wouldn't have sent you to boarding

Please don't help me.

Seriously, can you earn money by doing
something like... Hang on. A text

message.

It's Logan.

What does he want? Me.

Immediately.

I gotta go!

and lemonade.

I got the papaloovie and lemonade. Yo,
yo.

Hey, can you come outside and help me
with... Uh,

you know they put the nuts inside so you
can eat them?

I know, but I hate peanuts.

Let's suck off the chocolate and spit
out the nuts.

What's this?

Oh, I built a paint grenade.

Relax, it's harmless.

It just blasts. See, with 54 different
colors, which I view as harmful.

So, hey, will you come downstairs and
fix my jet? It's making weird noises.

Sure.

Let me grab my tools.

You know, I should buy some tools one
day.

Nah, you're too girly.

Eat that kid. He was supposed to be here
two minutes ago.

Justin!

Where's my teriyaki chicken?

Shut up.

Logan needs two more days to do his book
report.

How long can a two -page book report
take to... Who are you, anyway?

Logan's assistant.

Assistant?

I said no.

You ever been to Bacaro Restaurant?

No. I can't afford that place on a
teacher's salary.

Here's a gift card. Dinner for two.

Compliments of Logan.

Best lamb chops in California.

I'll give Logan two more days.

Listen to me, Dustin.

I told you that I expect you to answer
your cell phone when I call.

I've been trying to reach you for over
ten minutes, and now I'm late for ping

pong. Okay?

You've made a fool out of me for the
last time. I don't care if you're 11 or

or however old you are.

Who talks to a kid like that?

Michael, where are your golf clubs? I'm
going to use a five iron on Logan's

head. Here they are.

Hey, put me down.

What, am I the only one who wants to do
something about this?

No, you're just the only one who wants
to drive Logan's head 150 yards.

I want to get him. We're going to get
him. How?

I think we just need to let Logan hear
what he sounds like.

He won't care. No way he'll care.

I bet he'll care if a lot of people hear
what he sounds like.

Listen to me, Dustin.

I told you that I expect you to answer
your cell phone when I call.

I've been trying to reach you for over
ten minutes, and now I'm late for ping

pong. Who's this obnoxious?

That's Logan Reese?

What a jerk.

I told you that I expected to answer
your cell phone when I call.

I don't care if you're 11 or 12 or
however old you are. You're old enough

be this much of an idiot.

I know it's not the place of a
journalist to give his opinion, but in

I'm not.

Logan Reese, you are despicable.

Jeremiah Trotman, PTA News.

Courage.

A skirt.

That would never happen, but I love it.
Oh, is that the one with the bear?

Tell her. Tell her those peanuts were in
your mouth.

No, don't tell her. She'll be disgusted.
It's better she doesn't know.

You tell her. She's still eating them.

But she's already eaten so many.

The damage is done.

covered nuts?

Yeah, I think I am.

Bears don't wear bras.

Want some nuts?

What?

Are you Logan Reeves?

Did you hear what we did with Logan's
voice? Now we upload it on to...

Tooting, it's awful. Horrible.

Where am I?

What kind of a school that the teenager
get away with talking to a little boy

like that? I blame whoever runs the
school.

Agreed.

This time, you've gone too far.

Dean Rivers, yesterday, Lola Martinez
burped on my sweater, and I...

Did you or did you not leave that
message on Dustin's voicemail? Yeah, but

didn't want anyone else at PCA to hear
it. Well, everyone at PCA's heard it.

Half of America's heard it. It's all
over the web.

You have brought disgrace to Pacific
Coast Academy.

And even worse.

What are you doing?

Checking some sports scores.

You should get yourself one of these.

Stop talking!

You should never have left that
voicemail.

It was out of control.

Okay, I get it. No more angry voicemail.

Now, can I please go work on my tan
while the sun's still out?

You don't get it!

Get what?

I've had calls from the PCA Board of
Directors, the Alumni Association, and

heard from dozens of parents.

All of them complaining about that
vicious voicemail you left Dustin.

A lot of people want me to expel you.

Well, why don't you tell them all that
my dad donates a million dollars a year

to this school, which makes me
untouchable.

Your daddy's money isn't going to help
you this time.

Come on. You can't expel me.

I'm sending you to a ten -week class in
anger management.

Why? Because you have an anger problem.

I do not!

This whole thing is just stupid. I don't
have an anger problem!

Now, who can tell us what main thing
usually causes people to become angry?

David, do you know what usually causes
people to become angry?

Call on somebody else!

All right.

Katie, can you tell us what causes...

Katie, I know you love cantaloupe, but
we have rules against eating food during

class, so I... Okay.

Logan, I know this is your first session
with us, but can you answer the

question? I don't know.

I guess people get angry when... when
they don't get what they want.

That's part of it.

Yes.

Why don't you tell the others what
brought you to our anger management

Uh, well, I go to PPA, a boarding school
not too far from here.

And I left this voicemail for this kid,
Dustin.

You're the jerk that left that
voicemail? I heard that on the Internet.

Three days.

Talk to me.

You can't not speak to me forever.

I honestly don't think you have any
reason to be mad at me.

I never meant for you or anyone to eat
those nuts.

Lola?

Lola!

You are not moving from this spot until
you say something to me. A sentence, a

phrase, a word, a...

Not funny, dude. I just spent two hours
in a classroom full of freaks.

How many more times you got to go?

Zero. I'm done with that waste of time.

How'd you get out of anger management
class?

I thought Dean Rivers said you had to go
like ten times.

My dad called him and worked out a deal
with my anger management teacher.

What kind of deal?

All I got to do is not get mad for two
weeks. If I can go that long without

screaming at anyone, I'm off the hook.

Your rich daddy gets you out of trouble
again, huh?

How great is it being me?

And Dean Rivers is just going to take
your word for it that you don't lose

cool for two weeks?

Nah, get that.

My anger management teacher is going to
be hanging around PCA, buying on me to

make sure I stay calm.

to go to anger management class anymore
i knew he'd get out of trouble well not

totally he does have to go two full
weeks without screaming at anybody and

if he does yell at somebody then he's
got to go back to that class 10 more

interesting uh -oh

What is that?

My stupid art project.

I thought that was due three weeks ago.
It was.

Mr. Fisher told me I was going to have
to repeat the class, but I didn't hand

in by today.

Give me a fish stick.

Pause off my fish stick.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Zoe.

Hi.

My art project. Come back.

Hey. What? Come back.

I got to pop the balloons. Hey, not my
fish stick.

I'm sorry.

Did that upset you? Did that upset me?

No.

I appreciate you doing that.

What? Bet you a dollar I'm shorter than
you.

You're taller than me. Bet you a dollar
I'm not.

Fine. I'll take your money.

See? I'm shorter than you.

No, I'm pretty sure I'm shorter.

Dude, you're like four inches taller.

I don't think so.

I'm looking up at you.

Oh, but my shoes are bigger.

No, they're not.

Yeah, they are. You're wearing sandals.
No, they're pretty thick. They're just

sandals. They're normal sandals. I'm
looking at your sandals and they're not

that thick.

Oh, you're right.

I am taller.

Here's your dollar.

Whatever.

What? Nothing.

Just hanging.

You people are weird.

I do enjoy honey.

Thanks again.

I've been thinking about this a lot, and
I truly and honestly feel that what I

did wasn't so wrong.

I mean,

I guess I shouldn't have left the bowl
of nuts sitting there, but...

Put it back in the dock.

No!

We are going to settle this right now.

What's it going to take for you to
forgive me?

Drink it. You!

You let me eat your chewed up saliva
-covered peanuts.

So if you want us to be even, drink my
gargle.

And then we'll be friends again?

And then we'll be friends again.

You said I should drink it. I know,
but...

The fact that you would, that's enough.

So, we're good?

We're good.

What do you say we go down to the lounge
and gawk at guys?

Let's go.

Hey,

I'm going to go shoot some hoops. Who
cares what you do?

You got it? Yep.

It won't hurt him, right?

Not a coincidence. Totally safe.

Bummer. Ready?

Thank you for all these colors on me.

I like this.

I'm happy.

Like a rainbow.

Look at you. How can you not get mad?

Because I'm too smart for you.

And you.

And you.

Logan, I'm proud of you.

I'm going to tell Dean Rivers that
you've succeeded.

No more anger management classes for
you.

Appreciate it, Mr. Higley.

We didn't think you could do it.

I thought for sure you'd get mad over
that.

Just listen closely.

You people are going to pay for this.

You're going to pay to have my hair
fixed.

You're going to pay to have my skinny
clean.

You're going to pay for everything you
did.

Logan, are you angry?

Angry? I'm nine miles past angry. And if
you think I'm screaming at you now,

just wait till I...

You were right, Zoe.

Logan was just waiting until I left.

Whoops.

Oh!

And as we all know, part of being a well
-adjusted human being is having the

ability to face frustration, yet remain
calm and not get angry.

Hey, can I borrow a pen? Don't!

On an all -new Zoe 101, Mark's got a
surprise.

Okay, Mark, what?

Maybe we should take a little break?

Quinn's got one, too.

Oh, my God.

Quinn, do you guys see Mark around?

This is not the way to get attention
from guys.

Quinn, I don't know if you're doing
anything Saturday night, but you're

thought. Goodbye.

Will her new look win Mark back?

Can I play?

Or lead her to a new man?

Don't miss a brand new Zoey 101 next
Sunday night at 8 in Team Nick. On an

-new Zoey 101, Quinn tries out a new
look. Oh. My.

God. Quinn?

You guys see Mark around?

Can I play?

And on an all -new Just Jordan, the boys
have a new hobby.

Cut it! You're still on the play!

Oh!

I guess I was feeling it!

Go make what's new in Teen Nick next
Sunday night starting at 8.

Mmm.