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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,650 --> 00:00:01,650 Are you ready? 2 00:00:02,930 --> 00:00:06,710 I know you see me standing here. 3 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,750 Do I look good, my dear? 4 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:14,190 Do I look good today? 5 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:23,170 I'm just another kind of girl. 6 00:00:24,470 --> 00:00:27,150 And you want to be my world. 7 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:29,770 So come and run. 8 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:16,270 Not pudding. What is this goo? 9 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:18,810 That's hummus. Well, why is the pudding pudding? 10 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:20,430 It looks nothing like pudding. 11 00:01:20,770 --> 00:01:22,970 That's clearly hummus. Which is made from eggplant. 12 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:25,950 No, that's Baba Ganoush. Who is Bob Ganoush? 13 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:27,710 Wait, doesn't he pitch for the Lakers? 14 00:01:27,950 --> 00:01:29,710 There's no one named Bob Ganoush. 15 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:31,890 Then why'd you say... See your pudding. 16 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,150 All right. 17 00:01:33,710 --> 00:01:35,370 Hi. Hey, Coco. Hey, Coco. 18 00:01:35,770 --> 00:01:37,530 Ooh, someone's been shopping. 19 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:39,830 Hey, I'm not in the mood for peppy cutesy. 20 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,290 Wow. 21 00:01:42,490 --> 00:01:43,490 I'm sorry. 22 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,310 It's just that time of the year. 23 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:49,850 Year? For my job review with Dean Rivers? 24 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:53,250 Once a year, I have to sit in his office while he tells me what a bad dorm 25 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:54,249 advisor I am. 26 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:55,250 At least he's honest. 27 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:57,930 Oh, come on. You know you're awful. 28 00:01:58,190 --> 00:02:00,090 Hey! She's not that bad. 29 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:03,590 She took that group of sixth graders on a camping trip and lost two of the boys. 30 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,790 They found them? 31 00:02:04,850 --> 00:02:07,430 Yeah, two weeks later, huddled together in a freezing cave. 32 00:02:07,730 --> 00:02:11,610 Okay, I'm the worst. We all get it. Look, you want to make Dean Rivers like 33 00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:12,970 do something really nice for him. 34 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:14,290 Yeah, take him camping. 35 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:17,730 Just find out what makes him happy, then use that. 36 00:02:18,490 --> 00:02:19,850 Okay. Okay. 37 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:21,930 I'll give it a shot. 38 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:25,170 Hey, that hummus looks pretty good. 39 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:26,450 Take it. 40 00:02:27,070 --> 00:02:28,070 Sweet. 41 00:02:57,860 --> 00:03:00,920 Hey man, let's go hoop it up. I don't feel like hooping. 42 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,500 Dude, Chase has just gone for a while. 43 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,760 He'll be back again someday. 44 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:07,720 You're making my best friend sound like Frosty the Snowman. 45 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,960 You gotta get over it. 46 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,480 Look, I don't miss Chase, alright? 47 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,200 Really? 48 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:18,870 What are you writing? 49 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:20,230 Nothing. 50 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:28,110 You don't miss 51 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,110 Chase? 52 00:03:30,650 --> 00:03:31,850 Well, he's my best friend. 53 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:33,970 What about me? 54 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,030 You're my worst friend. 55 00:03:35,370 --> 00:03:41,030 Look, I miss Chase, too. But until he gets back, let's look at the upside. 56 00:03:41,550 --> 00:03:42,550 What upside? 57 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:47,310 Well, if we move that single bed out of here, rearrange stuff a little, We got a 58 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,310 lot of extra room. 59 00:03:48,910 --> 00:03:51,110 So? Let's use it for something fun. 60 00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:59,230 Like a... hot tub? 61 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:00,790 There you go. 62 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:02,310 We could have a hot tub in here. 63 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,610 You'll pay for it? 64 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:04,850 Uh, yeah. 65 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:06,130 That's the problem. 66 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:10,770 Why? Your rich daddy gives you $15 ,000 a month allowance. 67 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,190 Which I already spent this month. 68 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:14,649 On what? 69 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:15,690 On this. 70 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,480 What is it? 71 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:23,180 Tan Credo from Galaxy Wars. 72 00:04:23,420 --> 00:04:26,440 You spent 15 grand on a movie man head? 73 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,380 With a certificate of authenticity. 74 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:30,940 Oh, well then. 75 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,499 Come on. 76 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,500 We're smart. 77 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,600 You're smart. 78 00:04:37,020 --> 00:04:39,300 Let's think of a way to get ourselves a hot tub. 79 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,580 You're squishing my wrist. 80 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:53,640 Coco, tell him what you're doing. 81 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:57,740 Okay, Zoe, remember you told me to find out what Dean Rivers likes and then do 82 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:58,800 something special for him? 83 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:03,380 Yeah. Well, I called his wife, and she told me he loved lions. 84 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,900 Oh, no. Lions? 85 00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:07,580 Yeah. He has lion artwork, little lion statues. 86 00:05:07,980 --> 00:05:08,579 Tell them. 87 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:10,460 I put a lion in his office. 88 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,900 A lion? I just meant, like, give him a gift card to the pottery barrel. 89 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:18,360 So much better. And no worries. The lion's totally tame. 90 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,000 I rented him from Pete here. 91 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:23,440 Look, I really don't think that it was a good idea. Coco! 92 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,680 Ladies? 93 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,200 scared you. He looks so friendly in the online brochure. 94 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,200 You're fired! 95 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:16,760 We got us a hot tub. Yeah, we do. 96 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,180 Chase who? 97 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,380 The water's getting kind of cold. 98 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:23,830 Stand by. 99 00:06:25,810 --> 00:06:27,610 Hey! The Bigelow! 100 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,410 More hot water! 101 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,470 How long do I gotta keep doing this? 102 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,130 Till we're through hot tubbing! 103 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,620 Logan Reed, Michael Barrett. Hello. What? 104 00:06:56,860 --> 00:06:59,480 I'm Miss Burbidge from the housing office. 105 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,080 Oh, well, how you doing? 106 00:07:01,580 --> 00:07:02,780 I'm fine. 107 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:10,560 I don't mean to interrupt your pool time fun, but I wanted to introduce you to 108 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,560 your new roommate. 109 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,100 Huh? New roommate? 110 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:14,420 This is Diedrich. 111 00:07:14,820 --> 00:07:15,820 You've been a bug. 112 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:17,660 Oh, man. Come on. 113 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,320 Is there a problem? 114 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:20,700 We don't want another roommate. 115 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:24,770 There's 33 of us living here. 116 00:07:27,410 --> 00:07:28,870 Yeah. Yeah. 117 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:35,950 It's me and Logan and... And Chase Matthews. And Chase Matthews. 118 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,430 Chase Matthews transferred to another boarding school. 119 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:41,150 No, he didn't. 120 00:07:41,650 --> 00:07:42,650 Well, 121 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:45,950 according to the computer... Computers make mistakes. 122 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:47,590 That must be what happened. 123 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:51,330 Well, I guess I should go look into this. 124 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,680 Come along, Dietrich. 125 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:56,660 Dietrich! 126 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,880 Mushna? Yeah, Mushu. 127 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,260 I don't want to live with Mushna. 128 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,800 Dietrich. I don't want any new roommate. 129 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,600 Then we gotta figure out a way to make her think she still lives here. 130 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,280 I'll just take a nap. 131 00:08:37,179 --> 00:08:38,460 Hello, fellow girls. 132 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:39,900 This is Mira. 133 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:41,299 Hey. 134 00:08:41,580 --> 00:08:42,679 Mira's our new dorm advisor. 135 00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:44,179 Oh, really? 136 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:48,100 So, you're Coco's replacement? 137 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,460 Uh, yeah, I guess you could say that. I met Mira before anyone. 138 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,880 Nice to meet you. 139 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,099 I'm Quinn. 140 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,140 Zoe, that's Lola. 141 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:58,460 Quinn, Zoe, Lola. 142 00:08:58,700 --> 00:08:59,700 Got it. 143 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:04,580 Do you want to know my hobbies? In alphabetical order, they're acrobatics, 144 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:06,200 astronomy... Hey, could you talk less? 145 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,880 Well, it's really cool to meet you guys. If you need anything from me, call any 146 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,320 time. See you, Mira. 147 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,680 Bye. 148 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,160 Wow, 149 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:16,700 a dorm advisor who's normal. 150 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:17,980 And dresses cool. 151 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:19,780 And doesn't smell like bugs or ravioli. 152 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:23,240 Okay, can we stop trashing Coco behind her back? 153 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,040 Come on. Most people trash her right to her face. 154 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,300 Yeah, but I feel like I got her fired. 155 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:29,540 It wasn't your fault. 156 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,560 Anyways, Coco already got another job. 157 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:35,380 She did? Really? Already? Yeah. She's working at Vaccaro, that really fancy 158 00:09:35,380 --> 00:09:37,120 restaurant just a half mile up PCH. 159 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:40,540 See? I bet a server there makes a ton more money than a school dorm advisor. 160 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,620 Good. That makes me feel a little better. 161 00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:46,460 Um, Coco's not working there as a server. 162 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,620 Then what's she doing there? 163 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:03,540 restroom attendant? 164 00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:05,680 You having a nice dinner? 165 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,220 What'd you order? 166 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,600 Steak. 167 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,340 Hi. 168 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,340 Zoe, what are you doing here? 169 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:36,310 Oh, Stacy told me you got a job, and I just wanted to come by and say hey. 170 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:37,830 Hey. 171 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:43,430 Look, I'm so sorry about what happened. 172 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,170 I'm not. This job is fantastic. 173 00:10:46,050 --> 00:10:48,950 Yeah? Yeah, seriously, don't worry about it. 174 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:53,430 It's really great. And sometimes they'll be like... Oh, my God! 175 00:10:55,390 --> 00:10:58,210 This toilet stopped up. Would you mind? 176 00:10:58,570 --> 00:10:59,570 Yes, ma 'am. 177 00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:38,550 Hey, Michael. 178 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:44,970 What? 179 00:11:47,550 --> 00:11:49,050 Our problems are over. 180 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:50,890 You got us that special shampoo? 181 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:54,710 No. I found a way to convince that housing lady that Chase is still our 182 00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,370 roommate. How are we going to do that? 183 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,760 Hey, 184 00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,020 here she comes. 185 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:50,770 Let's do this. 186 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,490 His hair is fine. 187 00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:01,330 Miss Burbidge! Hey! 188 00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:02,890 Morning, boys. 189 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:08,690 Aloha. I'm glad I ran into you. I checked the computer, and it says Chase 190 00:13:08,690 --> 00:13:14,050 Matthews transferred out of PCA. Ma 'am, there's Chase sitting right over there. 191 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:18,550 Huh. That is Chase. 192 00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:23,340 Yep. See? But I just don't understand how... Chase! 193 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,300 Will, come over here, please! 194 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:28,220 You shouldn't interrupt him. 195 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,580 He's got a monster history paper due. 196 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,320 Let Chase study. 197 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,680 Well, all right. 198 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,780 I guess someone made a mistake. 199 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,560 I'll go modify the computer records since Chase is still here. 200 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,460 Yes. You modify. 201 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:43,760 Excellent. 202 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:49,980 And when Chase is finished... Please tell him to come by my office to sign 203 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:52,060 papers. How come? Why? 204 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:55,040 It's required for me to change the computer record. 205 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,360 Good day. 206 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:00,940 Well, now what? 207 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,140 I don't know. 208 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,040 Maybe we could... 209 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,250 Mr. Bamboo broke his collarbone. 210 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:24,149 How'd he do that? 211 00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:25,410 Who cares? No chemistry. 212 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:26,950 Hey, 213 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,090 where's my other blue sparkly sneaker? 214 00:14:29,330 --> 00:14:30,690 I don't know. I gave them back to you. 215 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,110 I only have one. 216 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:34,730 Well, I gave them both back. Why would I keep one shoe? 217 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:35,949 To make me crazy. 218 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,430 Yeah, I need to make you crazy. 219 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,750 For you? 220 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:42,530 For you. 221 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:46,150 Thanks. For the clipboard? Those are petitions. 222 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,600 If we get enough students to sign these, I think I can get Dean Rivers to give 223 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600 Coco her job back. 224 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,780 Guys. 225 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,280 We like Mira. 226 00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:58,000 She's a really good dorm advisor. 227 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,540 She baked us cookies last night. 228 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,060 Coco made us brownies once. 229 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,160 Yeah, then she ate them all and went to bed. And threw up in her sleep. 230 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,760 Mira's a way better DA. 231 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:10,440 I know that, but come on. It's kind of my fault Coco got fired. 232 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,080 Please help me fix this. 233 00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:13,860 She's working in a bathroom. 234 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:17,680 All right. 235 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,100 Give us the clipboards. 236 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:28,820 I still need my blue sparkly sneaker back. I gave it back to you. No, you 237 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,000 didn't. Oh, 238 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:36,440 hey, me and my friends are having a petition to bring back Coco. Do you want 239 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,440 sign? 240 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,160 No way. 241 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,220 No. 242 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:42,080 Hey, 243 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,060 you want to sign my petition to bring Coco back? 244 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,680 No. 245 00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:56,150 so we can bring back Coco? 246 00:15:58,270 --> 00:15:59,670 Wait, you guys! 247 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,310 Hey, Dean Rivers? 248 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:11,790 Yeah? Um, listen, me and my roommates, we've been going around getting some of 249 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:13,530 the girls to sign a petition to bring Coco back. 250 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:16,050 I don't like Coco. She almost killed me. 251 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:19,510 But you lived, and a lot of us really want her back. 252 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:23,530 Look, Zoe, I'll admit that maybe I shouldn't have fired Coco. 253 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:27,730 She was just trying to do something nice for you. I know, but I've already hired 254 00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:30,790 Mira, and the girls really seem to like her. But couldn't you maybe... Zoe, 255 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:32,330 forget about Coco. 256 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:34,590 We're all better off. 257 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:39,350 I'll catch you eventually! 258 00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,110 Just sign the petition! 259 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:49,570 But I don't understand why Chase can't just come into my office and sign these 260 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,330 papers. I'm telling you, he's sick. 261 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,640 You can see just by looking at him. 262 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:05,720 Okay? But if he feels well enough to ride around on a Jet -X, then why can't 263 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,079 come into my office for two minutes and sign these papers? 264 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:09,380 Because they could be contagious. 265 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:11,780 Are you looking to catch a Portuguese head cold? 266 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,680 What is a Portuguese... I'm not a doctor. 267 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,420 Look, just give me the papers. 268 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:20,640 I'll run them over there to Chase. He'll sign them. I'll bring them back. 269 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,839 Everybody's happy. 270 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:23,670 All right. 271 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,910 BRB. 272 00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:29,250 You buying it? 273 00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:33,310 Here 274 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:48,870 I 275 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:51,290 am. Sign's still delivered. They're yours. 276 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:52,550 Thank you. 277 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:57,910 Well, I'm glad this is settled. And I do apologize for trying to... Oh, you're a 278 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,910 fine lady. 279 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,370 Goody, get away! 280 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:03,550 Get out of here! 281 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,790 What is going on? Uh, nothing. 282 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:09,930 Uh, um... Everything's hunky -dory. Just do what you do. 283 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:14,310 Get back here! That's what it really is! Hey! Hey! Frank! 284 00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,450 He's a fake boy! 285 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,570 Nope. I knew Chase Matthews left PCA. 286 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,080 And let me tell you something, mister. 287 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:29,520 You and Logan are getting... You and Logan are getting a new 288 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520 roommate! 289 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:31,980 How 290 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:43,420 many 291 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,180 signatures did you get? Not enough. You? Three. 292 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:47,620 I just got one. 293 00:18:49,979 --> 00:18:50,979 Pianute Boutier. 294 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:52,180 Some boring kid? 295 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:53,900 That says peanut butter. 296 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,280 Well, he has awful handwriting. 297 00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,720 Why'd some kid write peanut butter on your petition? 298 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,760 I don't know, but now I want some. 299 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:05,080 Come on, let's go get some peanut butter. Who's with me? I'll go. 300 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,220 Yay! Just give me a sec to brush my hair. 301 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,840 Okay, who took my crazy cool hairbrush and didn't put it back? 302 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:17,760 Not me. 303 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,840 Maybe you lost it. when you were busy not returning my left shoe. 304 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,320 I put your shoe back. 305 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:23,620 Back to oblivion? 306 00:19:23,820 --> 00:19:25,580 I don't care. I just want some peanut butter. 307 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:28,920 Wait. 308 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,260 Didn't you say we're missing a bracelet? 309 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:34,240 Who? Okay, so where's all our stuff going? 310 00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,580 There's a thief among us. 311 00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:39,440 So let's go tell Mira. 312 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:40,959 Oh, yeah. 313 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,760 We finally have a dorm advisor that can actually help us with something. 314 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,840 I hope she can help me get a mouthful of peanut butter. 315 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,520 Will you stop? What is wrong with you? 316 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,480 When I was little, I only liked smooth peanut butter. But now I'm a chunky 317 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,960 Chunky? Well, not that way. 318 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,580 Mira, we got a problem. 319 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:01,960 It's open. 320 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:04,460 Mira? 321 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,540 Mira, you in here? We wanted to talk to you about... 322 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,500 peanut butter in your pocket, do ya? 323 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,100 How are you? 324 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,000 Hey, how's it going? 325 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400 Girls! 326 00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:48,860 Dean Rivers! 327 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,820 May I ask what you're all doing in my... Dealer? 328 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:57,340 Mira, can you explain why you have all these things here? 329 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,040 Well, of course! 330 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:03,880 I'm... Uh... I'm, uh... 331 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:10,560 On a new reality show. It's called Take the Stuff. 332 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,280 Mira. No, seriously. It's for Fox. 333 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,360 All right. 334 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:18,900 I'm sick. 335 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,420 I take things. 336 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:23,800 I don't want to, but I can't help it. I have a problem. 337 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:26,900 Are you going to fire me? 338 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,260 Well, duh. 339 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,000 Get out of here, you nut bar. 340 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,920 All right. 341 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:47,430 Oh, Coco can have her job back? 342 00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:49,590 Come on. 343 00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:50,870 Come on. 344 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:54,110 I can? 345 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,110 Really? 346 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:01,190 I'm on my way! 347 00:22:03,290 --> 00:22:04,290 Yay! 348 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,390 Coco's a dorm advisor again! 349 00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:13,930 I don't want a new roommate. 350 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,250 Like I do. 351 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,940 What if he smells weird or tries to talk to me? 352 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:27,060 Look, just because some guy's our roommate doesn't mean we have to... Hey, 353 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,019 that? 354 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:29,020 I don't know. 355 00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:31,100 Isn't that Dean Rivers' car? 356 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:40,160 I think that's the new girl's dorm advisor. 357 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,280 I thought she got fired. 358 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,200 Me too. 359 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,600 Later, PCA! 23638