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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to be my world.

So come and run.

If you want to play, come and play today.

Let's just get away.

Yeah. I will make you bleed.

All of the things that you've got to do.

Believe in yourself. Don't come out alone with me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Previously on Zoe 101.

have a little news.

I'm helping my company open up a new London office.

England? Do you want to come with us? What are you going to do? I'm going to

ask Chase.

So, what do you think about Zoe?

What about her? Leaving PCA?

Zoe didn't tell you?

No.

She didn't. You're leaving PCA?

I told my parents I'm going to go.

If you said don't go, she'd still be here.

Oh, God.

At 315, just click on connect right here. Awesome.

Zoe? How could you not tell me goodbye?

I'm so sorry. I'm staying here.

Jake!

Jake! Jake!

It's okay that you miss Zoe.

I don't miss Zoe. We know you miss Zoe, man.

I don't just miss her.

I'm in love with her.

That's 26 to nothing.

Yay, you.

Congratulations.

Okay, look out now.

Are you two going to even try to stop me? We told you we didn't want to play.

What do you want us to do?

Guard me.

Fine. Try to stop him from scoring.

Ready?

Here I come.

What is wrong with you people?

You said we should try.

Not to kill me.

Let's forget this.

Yeah.

Let's go get some of those meatless tacos.

Yeah.

Those boys are obsessed with meatless tacos. Not me. Who knows what that fake

meat's made of? I do.

Oh, come on. There's no way you can make mothballs taste like...

What's wrong?

What? You just looked over there!

What? Zoe!

Zoe! Zoe!

Zoe! Zoe! Zoe!

Oh my God, Zoe, what are you doing here? I came back.

Are you, like, just visiting?

Do all those gigantic bags look like I'm just visiting?

Okay, okay. A girl's got to breathe.

Sorry. Please. I'm freaking out.

I know. Me too.

Now, come on. I got to tell you guys something. We already know about the

meatless tacos.

Meatless tacos? Forget her. Come on.

We're really going to miss you, Stacy.

Aw. Don't be a stranger.

You sure you don't mind moving out?

Don't be silly. This was your room first.

I'll just go talk to Coco and get reassigned. You do that. Have fun.

Thanks. And listen, just as I'm moving out, between me, we all still can't be

soul sisters.

My mobile number is 767 -SWA... Well, I don't see how they can call. They didn't

get the rest of the numbers.

So, what do you want to tell us? Hurry! Our lives are boring!

Okay, you guys want to know why I left England and came back to BCA?

Sit down.

This is kind of big.

Oh, my God. Did you lose that turquoise top at the spaghetti shops that I lent

you? No. Let her talk.

Talk. Okay.

A few weeks ago, somebody left their webcam on by accident.

Yeah?

And I kind of overheard something I wasn't supposed to hear.

Oh, no.

You heard me talk about how my Aunt Jenny sticks those gel packs in her bra.

Those are gel packs?

Can you believe it? They look so real. I know, but they're just like plastic

pouches filled with pudding. Hey!

It was Chase.

He was talking to Michael and Logan.

How long can you make it hover like that?

About three more hours. Sweet!

How great are these meatless tacos?

And what did Chase say?

That he's in love with me.

Well, finally!

Wait, you heard him say it? Oh, yeah.

Love or in love?

In. Very clearly in.

Wow. And he doesn't know you heard this?

Nope. Okay, this is interesting.

Uh, yeah.

I gotta go talk to him.

Wait, don't! Yeah, not yet!

I have to tell him I know. Yes, you do!

Not now. Oh, no, not now.

Why not?

Uh, because you just got here. You haven't seen the new sink in the

Made of porcelain. You guys, I gotta go talk to Chase.

not answering.

We have to get to Logan and Michael before Zoe does. She's probably already

halfway there.

Then what do we do?

I... Give me that.

Del Figlo.

Mark! Oh, hey, Quinn.

My eyes are still bugging me.

Hush! Zoe's on her way to Michael and Logan's room.

Oh, Zoe's in England.

She left England. She's back at PCA. Just do what you're told.

Find Zoe and stall her.

Stall her how?

It doesn't matter. Just keep her busy.

Come on. We gotta get to the guy's dorm before Zoe does.

Zoe!

Hey. Hey, Zoe.

Oh, hey, Mark.

You're back.

I'm back.

Yep.

Um...

That's a nice shirt.

You get that in England?

Uh, no, I got it before I left. Oh.

Thought maybe it was from England.

No? Well, I really gotta go.

Wait!

Yeah? Uh... Look at that rock!

What? Get out of my way!

Run! Run! Come on!

You see...

They don't have rocks like this east of the Mississippi, except for in Florida.

So if you're looking for a rock like this one, you'd have to look west of the

Mississippi or in Florida.

Okay. Well, bye.

Wait. What?

Yes.

That helicopter cost $4 ,000.

Zoe's back!

What about Zoe's back?

No, she's back! Here!

At PCA!

Uh -oh. Yeah, and she's on her way here to talk to Kate.

Well, what are we supposed to... Hey.

Mark? You're supposed to be stalling Zoe! I did as long as I could, but I ran

out of stuff to say.

What happened?

I pushed her into a bush.

Could call dating him.

What are we going to do about Zoe?

Just tell her. I'm not telling her. You're her roommate. You guys tell her.

way.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Hey, Zoe. No, no, no. Get back here.

Hey, Zoe.

Right here. Stop it. You're getting out of here.

Don't make me do it.

No, stop it.

Hey, uh, you must be Zoe's roommate.

Um... Tabitha. Right, right.

Zoe!

You're back!

Yeah. You guys know why Mark Doppliglow would shove me into a bush?

Well, I... You know... Chase isn't here!

Wait, you just mean Zoe's not here in her room.

Um, well, actually... Well, if he's not here, where is he?

Zoe transferred back to PCA?

Chase moved to England?

I just don't get it. I don't get this at all. Why would...

Get out here.

We didn't want to be the one to tell you Chase is gone. Well, what happened?

Okay.

He realized he was wrong to tell you to move to London.

Yeah, yeah, that part I know. We talked about that. But you said you wouldn't

come back.

Yeah, but that was before Zoe knew Chase was gone. Hey!

So then what happened?

He wanted to be with me.

Zoe talked his parents into letting him transfer to Covington. Oh, my God. He

went to England?

This is so tragic.

But kind of sweet.

Tragic. Okay, tragic.

It's FroBoy21.

That's Chase.

He's requesting a video chat.

Everybody out.

Meatless taco.

England. She went back to... Hey.

Zoe.

So, you're back at PCA.

Uh -huh.

And you're in England at Covington?

Uh, yep.

Why'd you go there?

Because you wouldn't go there to PCA.

Or I thought you wouldn't go there, which clearly you did.

Why did you?

I missed you.

I missed you too.

And, um, I, uh, kind of overheard you say

something. What do you mean?

Well, a few weeks ago when I was there and you were here.

Yeah.

I guess you or Michael or Logan left your video chat on.

Okay.

And I heard you say something.

Could you be more specific?

I heard you say you're in love with me.

Oh.

That's pretty specific.

Uh -huh.

And that's why you went back to PCA?

That's why.

Can you just hold for one sec?

Sure. Thanks.

I'm back.

Hey.

So, you heard me say that I'm in love with you.

Yeah.

Which leads us to a very interesting question.

Which is?

Are you in love with me?

Feel free to say something before I throw up.

Maybe. I came back here to find out.

I think I could be.

I will take that.

Why didn't you ever tell me?

Because I'm very, very stupid.

So now what?

Transfer back to PCA.

I can't.

I had to beg my parents to let me do this. And they finally said yes just to

me to shut up.

And they made me promise I'd stay here for at least a full semester.

And you're sure they wouldn't? I'm sure.

Then I guess we'll have to wait.

No.

I've waited three and a half years. I'm dating you.

Right now.

How can we date when we're in different countries and can't pee together?

Here's sushi and ice cream tea.

Okay.

Wow, that sushi looks great.

What is that, tuna?

Toro. Nice.

What are you eating there?

Oh, um...

Fish and chips.

Although, um... These are just french fries, not really chips.

I know. It's a British thing.

Yeah. So, our first official date.

Hey, could you keep it down? I'm on a date.

Ethan!

What's going on there?

Oh, that's my roommate, Colin.

It's Colin, you nit. Don't call me a nit. Nit.

He's mad because it's three o 'clock in the morning here.

Oh, yeah. I forgot. It's like eight hours later there.

Right. Should I let you go?

Yay! No!

Just ignore him.

You look so great.

So do you.

Thanks, I, uh, I did put product in my hair.

Good God, someone kill me! As soon as the date's over.

Sorry. No worries.

Oh, so guess what Lola did today. I walk in her room and I set down my backpack,

and before I can eat... Hello?

Hey, Zoe?

Can you hear me?

Hello?

Oh, my water.

Good. You're a nit, Colin. You don't even know what a nit is.

You nit. Don't call me a nit.

Come on, girl.

Where are you?

What's wrong with this thing?

How's your date going?

How's your date going?

Not great. Our video chat died. Will you come fix it?

I'm in the middle of something.

What? I'm doing lasik surgery on Mark's eyes.

Well, just come fix it fast. Then you can go right back and finish Mark.

All right.

Okay, baby, I should be back in about a half hour.

You're leaving me in the middle of laser eye surgery?

This date is very important to Zoe.

You'll be fine.

Whatever you do, don't blink.

Oh, God.

Oh, bring me back a spicy tuna roll.

Sir,

please try pressing Control -G again.

Okay. I pressed Control -G three times and nothing happened. You must hold down

the Control key while pressing the G. I know. I did that.

I know it should be working, but it's not.

Sir, please do not shout at me. I'm trying to help you. Will you please hang

and go to sleep? No!

Why do you want me to hang up and go to sleep? No!

No! I just want you to help me get my video chat back up.

Have you tried pressing Control -G?

Yeah. Did that work?

No! Why don't you press Control -G with your bum?

Sir, if you're going to insult me... I didn't insult you. It was my roommate,

Colin.

I have to keep my eyes open.

Can you turn up the air conditioning?

After girly cow.

It's killing a fish.

My eyes are burning.

It's still not working.

Sir, I do not know what else to try.

Try going to bed. It's four o 'clock in the morning.

Listen, Colin.

I have been waiting three and a half years to have a date with Zoe Brooks,

it will not be taken away from me. I said the same thing when the rebels came

for my chickens.

What are you talking about? Sir, I do not appreciate your aggressive tone. I

just want my video chat to work.

Have you tried pressing Control -G?

Gah!

But the kitchen's closing.

We've got to lock up in about ten minutes.

Okay, we'll be out.

Thanks.

I give up.

Quinn, I've tried everything.

I reinstalled the software, I ran a disk utility test, I zapped the PRAM. It

won't work.

Wait, let me just try one more thing.

Oh, gee.

It worked.

Okay. My video chat is still not working.

Sir, I have tried everything I know.

Go to sleep.

You go to sleep. I cannot go to sleep until they ring the ding -dong bell. I

wasn't talking to you.

Kate, be quiet, Zoe.

How did you get the connection back?

Quinn takes it.

I just pressed Control -G.

Ha! I knew it! I knew I was right!

Oh, my God. I have to go finish Mark's laser eye surgery.

Bye!

Did she say laser eye surgery?

If you don't go to sleep, I'm going to get our dorm advisor.

Then don't get him! I will!

Me too.

Hey, how come the chairs are on the tables there?

They're about to close.

Oh.

This isn't going to work, is it?

Dating by video chat?

Yeah.

I don't think so.

So, what do we do?

Well, I guess for now you should just do your thing at PCA and

I'll tough it out here in England for a semester.

Right? Yeah, and maybe we'll try this for real when we're together again.

A semester's a long time.

What if we meet other people?

We've dated other people before.

I love you, Zoe.

Oh, that's so hard to say to my face.

It was easy.

Good.

I love you, too.

Talk to you later.

Good night.