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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,680 Are you ready? 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:06,800 I know you see me standing here. 3 00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:10,820 Do I look good, my dear? 4 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:14,280 Do I look good today? 5 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:23,160 I'm just another kind of girl. 6 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,240 And you want to be my world. 7 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,880 So come and run. 8 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:37,540 If you want to play, come and play today. 9 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,440 Let's just get away. 10 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:43,940 Yeah. I will make you bleed. 11 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,900 All of the things that you've got to do. 12 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:52,020 Believe in yourself. Don't come out alone with me. 13 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:55,320 Yeah. Yeah. 14 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:02,240 Previously on Zoe 101. 15 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:05,169 have a little news. 16 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:07,210 I'm helping my company open up a new London office. 17 00:01:07,450 --> 00:01:10,690 England? Do you want to come with us? What are you going to do? I'm going to 18 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:11,408 ask Chase. 19 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:12,670 So, what do you think about Zoe? 20 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:14,810 What about her? Leaving PCA? 21 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:17,270 Zoe didn't tell you? 22 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:18,490 No. 23 00:01:18,630 --> 00:01:20,950 She didn't. You're leaving PCA? 24 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:22,830 I told my parents I'm going to go. 25 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:25,890 If you said don't go, she'd still be here. 26 00:01:26,090 --> 00:01:27,090 Oh, God. 27 00:01:29,230 --> 00:01:32,490 At 315, just click on connect right here. Awesome. 28 00:01:33,380 --> 00:01:35,440 Zoe? How could you not tell me goodbye? 29 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,920 I'm so sorry. I'm staying here. 30 00:01:38,780 --> 00:01:39,780 Jake! 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,120 Jake! Jake! 32 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,200 It's okay that you miss Zoe. 33 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,700 I don't miss Zoe. We know you miss Zoe, man. 34 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,180 I don't just miss her. 35 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,600 I'm in love with her. 36 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:06,620 That's 26 to nothing. 37 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:08,698 Yay, you. 38 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:09,699 Congratulations. 39 00:02:09,940 --> 00:02:11,480 Okay, look out now. 40 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:17,760 Are you two going to even try to stop me? We told you we didn't want to play. 41 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:19,480 What do you want us to do? 42 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:20,599 Guard me. 43 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,820 Fine. Try to stop him from scoring. 44 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:27,220 Ready? 45 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,400 Here I come. 46 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:39,680 What is wrong with you people? 47 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:40,920 You said we should try. 48 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,220 Not to kill me. 49 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,560 Let's forget this. 50 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:46,020 Yeah. 51 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,340 Let's go get some of those meatless tacos. 52 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:49,560 Yeah. 53 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:53,640 Those boys are obsessed with meatless tacos. Not me. Who knows what that fake 54 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,100 meat's made of? I do. 55 00:02:57,900 --> 00:03:01,020 Oh, come on. There's no way you can make mothballs taste like... 56 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:02,880 What's wrong? 57 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,840 What? You just looked over there! 58 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,260 What? Zoe! 59 00:03:17,540 --> 00:03:19,000 Zoe! Zoe! 60 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:20,940 Zoe! Zoe! Zoe! 61 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,720 Oh my God, Zoe, what are you doing here? I came back. 62 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,019 Are you, like, just visiting? 63 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,400 Do all those gigantic bags look like I'm just visiting? 64 00:03:32,430 --> 00:03:34,070 Okay, okay. A girl's got to breathe. 65 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:35,450 Sorry. Please. I'm freaking out. 66 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:37,010 I know. Me too. 67 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:39,970 Now, come on. I got to tell you guys something. We already know about the 68 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:40,769 meatless tacos. 69 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:42,050 Meatless tacos? Forget her. Come on. 70 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:52,390 We're really going to miss you, Stacy. 71 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:53,910 Aw. Don't be a stranger. 72 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,370 You sure you don't mind moving out? 73 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,840 Don't be silly. This was your room first. 74 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:02,200 I'll just go talk to Coco and get reassigned. You do that. Have fun. 75 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,640 Thanks. And listen, just as I'm moving out, between me, we all still can't be 76 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,640 soul sisters. 77 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:11,900 My mobile number is 767 -SWA... Well, I don't see how they can call. They didn't 78 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:12,900 get the rest of the numbers. 79 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,780 So, what do you want to tell us? Hurry! Our lives are boring! 80 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,339 Okay, you guys want to know why I left England and came back to BCA? 81 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,660 Sit down. 82 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:41,809 This is kind of big. 83 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:45,150 Oh, my God. Did you lose that turquoise top at the spaghetti shops that I lent 84 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:47,070 you? No. Let her talk. 85 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:48,590 Talk. Okay. 86 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:56,130 A few weeks ago, somebody left their webcam on by accident. 87 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:57,590 Yeah? 88 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:02,570 And I kind of overheard something I wasn't supposed to hear. 89 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:03,830 Oh, no. 90 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:06,600 You heard me talk about how my Aunt Jenny sticks those gel packs in her bra. 91 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,000 Those are gel packs? 92 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,980 Can you believe it? They look so real. I know, but they're just like plastic 93 00:05:10,980 --> 00:05:12,320 pouches filled with pudding. Hey! 94 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:14,920 It was Chase. 95 00:05:15,380 --> 00:05:17,020 He was talking to Michael and Logan. 96 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:21,380 How long can you make it hover like that? 97 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,920 About three more hours. Sweet! 98 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,820 How great are these meatless tacos? 99 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:34,550 And what did Chase say? 100 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:37,330 That he's in love with me. 101 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:39,990 Well, finally! 102 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:42,810 Wait, you heard him say it? Oh, yeah. 103 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,850 Love or in love? 104 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,910 In. Very clearly in. 105 00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:50,090 Wow. And he doesn't know you heard this? 106 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:52,430 Nope. Okay, this is interesting. 107 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:53,770 Uh, yeah. 108 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,230 I gotta go talk to him. 109 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:58,990 Wait, don't! Yeah, not yet! 110 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:01,570 I have to tell him I know. Yes, you do! 111 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,380 Not now. Oh, no, not now. 112 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,439 Why not? 113 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:08,820 Uh, because you just got here. You haven't seen the new sink in the 114 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,700 Made of porcelain. You guys, I gotta go talk to Chase. 115 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:38,989 not answering. 116 00:06:38,990 --> 00:06:42,450 We have to get to Logan and Michael before Zoe does. She's probably already 117 00:06:42,450 --> 00:06:43,389 halfway there. 118 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:44,369 Then what do we do? 119 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,970 I... Give me that. 120 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:55,489 Del Figlo. 121 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:57,230 Mark! Oh, hey, Quinn. 122 00:06:57,570 --> 00:06:59,090 My eyes are still bugging me. 123 00:06:59,410 --> 00:07:01,650 Hush! Zoe's on her way to Michael and Logan's room. 124 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,430 Oh, Zoe's in England. 125 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,640 She left England. She's back at PCA. Just do what you're told. 126 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:08,400 Find Zoe and stall her. 127 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:09,780 Stall her how? 128 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:11,520 It doesn't matter. Just keep her busy. 129 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,820 Come on. We gotta get to the guy's dorm before Zoe does. 130 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,360 Zoe! 131 00:07:24,540 --> 00:07:25,920 Hey. Hey, Zoe. 132 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,220 Oh, hey, Mark. 133 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,240 You're back. 134 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:29,340 I'm back. 135 00:07:29,420 --> 00:07:30,420 Yep. 136 00:07:31,180 --> 00:07:32,180 Um... 137 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:33,620 That's a nice shirt. 138 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,520 You get that in England? 139 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,320 Uh, no, I got it before I left. Oh. 140 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,960 Thought maybe it was from England. 141 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:43,500 No? Well, I really gotta go. 142 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:44,840 Wait! 143 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:49,860 Yeah? Uh... Look at that rock! 144 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,400 What? Get out of my way! 145 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,420 Run! Run! Come on! 146 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,800 You see... 147 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:04,250 They don't have rocks like this east of the Mississippi, except for in Florida. 148 00:08:04,810 --> 00:08:09,470 So if you're looking for a rock like this one, you'd have to look west of the 149 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,630 Mississippi or in Florida. 150 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:15,190 Okay. Well, bye. 151 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,690 Wait. What? 152 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:20,670 Yes. 153 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,640 That helicopter cost $4 ,000. 154 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,560 Zoe's back! 155 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:03,180 What about Zoe's back? 156 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,520 No, she's back! Here! 157 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,760 At PCA! 158 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,740 Uh -oh. Yeah, and she's on her way here to talk to Kate. 159 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,260 Well, what are we supposed to... Hey. 160 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:18,480 Mark? You're supposed to be stalling Zoe! I did as long as I could, but I ran 161 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,480 out of stuff to say. 162 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,640 What happened? 163 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,040 I pushed her into a bush. 164 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:28,850 Could call dating him. 165 00:09:30,090 --> 00:09:31,210 What are we going to do about Zoe? 166 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:35,590 Just tell her. I'm not telling her. You're her roommate. You guys tell her. 167 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:36,590 way. 168 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:37,369 Come on. 169 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:38,370 Let's get out of here. 170 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:40,150 Hey, Zoe. No, no, no. Get back here. 171 00:09:40,390 --> 00:09:41,390 Hey, Zoe. 172 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,050 Right here. Stop it. You're getting out of here. 173 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:44,970 Don't make me do it. 174 00:09:45,090 --> 00:09:46,090 No, stop it. 175 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,570 Hey, uh, you must be Zoe's roommate. 176 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:02,030 Um... Tabitha. Right, right. 177 00:10:05,910 --> 00:10:06,910 Zoe! 178 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,250 You're back! 179 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:16,450 Yeah. You guys know why Mark Doppliglow would shove me into a bush? 180 00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:25,630 Well, I... You know... Chase isn't here! 181 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:31,490 Wait, you just mean Zoe's not here in her room. 182 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:37,970 Um, well, actually... Well, if he's not here, where is he? 183 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,650 Zoe transferred back to PCA? 184 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:45,590 Chase moved to England? 185 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:55,550 I just don't get it. I don't get this at all. Why would... 186 00:10:57,550 --> 00:10:58,550 Get out here. 187 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:03,190 We didn't want to be the one to tell you Chase is gone. Well, what happened? 188 00:11:04,170 --> 00:11:05,170 Okay. 189 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,570 He realized he was wrong to tell you to move to London. 190 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:10,710 Yeah, yeah, that part I know. We talked about that. But you said you wouldn't 191 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:11,429 come back. 192 00:11:11,430 --> 00:11:13,490 Yeah, but that was before Zoe knew Chase was gone. Hey! 193 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:16,890 So then what happened? 194 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:18,130 He wanted to be with me. 195 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:21,810 Zoe talked his parents into letting him transfer to Covington. Oh, my God. He 196 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:22,689 went to England? 197 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:23,830 This is so tragic. 198 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:25,130 But kind of sweet. 199 00:11:25,490 --> 00:11:26,610 Tragic. Okay, tragic. 200 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:34,900 It's FroBoy21. 201 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,400 That's Chase. 202 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,100 He's requesting a video chat. 203 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,740 Everybody out. 204 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,200 Meatless taco. 205 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,170 England. She went back to... Hey. 206 00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:23,070 Zoe. 207 00:12:24,490 --> 00:12:27,770 So, you're back at PCA. 208 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:29,270 Uh -huh. 209 00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,490 And you're in England at Covington? 210 00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:33,790 Uh, yep. 211 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:35,450 Why'd you go there? 212 00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:37,850 Because you wouldn't go there to PCA. 213 00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:42,230 Or I thought you wouldn't go there, which clearly you did. 214 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,210 Why did you? 215 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,030 I missed you. 216 00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:50,610 I missed you too. 217 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:57,950 And, um, I, uh, kind of overheard you say 218 00:12:57,950 --> 00:13:00,230 something. What do you mean? 219 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:05,750 Well, a few weeks ago when I was there and you were here. 220 00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:07,270 Yeah. 221 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:11,650 I guess you or Michael or Logan left your video chat on. 222 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:13,330 Okay. 223 00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:16,470 And I heard you say something. 224 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:21,000 Could you be more specific? 225 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,480 I heard you say you're in love with me. 226 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,440 Oh. 227 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,820 That's pretty specific. 228 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:36,580 Uh -huh. 229 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,480 And that's why you went back to PCA? 230 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,680 That's why. 231 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:44,540 Can you just hold for one sec? 232 00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:46,540 Sure. Thanks. 233 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,100 I'm back. 234 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,200 Hey. 235 00:13:56,180 --> 00:14:00,280 So, you heard me say that I'm in love with you. 236 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,940 Yeah. 237 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:06,160 Which leads us to a very interesting question. 238 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,880 Which is? 239 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,000 Are you in love with me? 240 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,300 Feel free to say something before I throw up. 241 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,140 Maybe. I came back here to find out. 242 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,320 I think I could be. 243 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:24,940 I will take that. 244 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,500 Why didn't you ever tell me? 245 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,260 Because I'm very, very stupid. 246 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,560 So now what? 247 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,060 Transfer back to PCA. 248 00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:37,660 I can't. 249 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,820 I had to beg my parents to let me do this. And they finally said yes just to 250 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:45,699 me to shut up. 251 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,280 And they made me promise I'd stay here for at least a full semester. 252 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:50,200 And you're sure they wouldn't? I'm sure. 253 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,590 Then I guess we'll have to wait. 254 00:14:56,790 --> 00:14:57,790 No. 255 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:02,490 I've waited three and a half years. I'm dating you. 256 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:03,609 Right now. 257 00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:06,370 How can we date when we're in different countries and can't pee together? 258 00:15:11,550 --> 00:15:14,550 Here's sushi and ice cream tea. 259 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,750 Okay. 260 00:15:15,850 --> 00:15:17,550 Wow, that sushi looks great. 261 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,110 What is that, tuna? 262 00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:20,850 Toro. Nice. 263 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:22,430 What are you eating there? 264 00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:23,790 Oh, um... 265 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,100 Fish and chips. 266 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:28,900 Although, um... These are just french fries, not really chips. 267 00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,460 I know. It's a British thing. 268 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,400 Yeah. So, our first official date. 269 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,740 Hey, could you keep it down? I'm on a date. 270 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,100 Ethan! 271 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,280 What's going on there? 272 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,860 Oh, that's my roommate, Colin. 273 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,640 It's Colin, you nit. Don't call me a nit. Nit. 274 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,460 He's mad because it's three o 'clock in the morning here. 275 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:51,260 Oh, yeah. I forgot. It's like eight hours later there. 276 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:53,400 Right. Should I let you go? 277 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,060 Yay! No! 278 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,640 Just ignore him. 279 00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,760 You look so great. 280 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,280 So do you. 281 00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:04,420 Thanks, I, uh, I did put product in my hair. 282 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:08,180 Good God, someone kill me! As soon as the date's over. 283 00:16:09,820 --> 00:16:11,140 Sorry. No worries. 284 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,840 Oh, so guess what Lola did today. I walk in her room and I set down my backpack, 285 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:21,020 and before I can eat... Hello? 286 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,340 Hey, Zoe? 287 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:24,630 Can you hear me? 288 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,150 Hello? 289 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:29,790 Oh, my water. 290 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:34,490 Good. You're a nit, Colin. You don't even know what a nit is. 291 00:16:34,790 --> 00:16:36,670 You nit. Don't call me a nit. 292 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:40,730 Come on, girl. 293 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:42,890 Where are you? 294 00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,210 What's wrong with this thing? 295 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,300 How's your date going? 296 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,358 How's your date going? 297 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,940 Not great. Our video chat died. Will you come fix it? 298 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,780 I'm in the middle of something. 299 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,180 What? I'm doing lasik surgery on Mark's eyes. 300 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,600 Well, just come fix it fast. Then you can go right back and finish Mark. 301 00:17:31,820 --> 00:17:32,820 All right. 302 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,360 Okay, baby, I should be back in about a half hour. 303 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,760 You're leaving me in the middle of laser eye surgery? 304 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,680 This date is very important to Zoe. 305 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,040 You'll be fine. 306 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,600 Whatever you do, don't blink. 307 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:55,940 Oh, God. 308 00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:58,280 Oh, bring me back a spicy tuna roll. 309 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,760 Sir, 310 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,100 please try pressing Control -G again. 311 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:17,160 Okay. I pressed Control -G three times and nothing happened. You must hold down 312 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,580 the Control key while pressing the G. I know. I did that. 313 00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,470 I know it should be working, but it's not. 314 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:29,350 Sir, please do not shout at me. I'm trying to help you. Will you please hang 315 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,490 and go to sleep? No! 316 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,290 Why do you want me to hang up and go to sleep? No! 317 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:37,110 No! I just want you to help me get my video chat back up. 318 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,330 Have you tried pressing Control -G? 319 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:41,910 Yeah. Did that work? 320 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:44,850 No! Why don't you press Control -G with your bum? 321 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:48,550 Sir, if you're going to insult me... I didn't insult you. It was my roommate, 322 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:49,690 Colin. 323 00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,160 I have to keep my eyes open. 324 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,380 Can you turn up the air conditioning? 325 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:22,840 After girly cow. 326 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,220 It's killing a fish. 327 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,600 My eyes are burning. 328 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:37,740 It's still not working. 329 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,240 Sir, I do not know what else to try. 330 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:43,800 Try going to bed. It's four o 'clock in the morning. 331 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,200 Listen, Colin. 332 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:50,120 I have been waiting three and a half years to have a date with Zoe Brooks, 333 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,480 it will not be taken away from me. I said the same thing when the rebels came 334 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,480 for my chickens. 335 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:59,920 What are you talking about? Sir, I do not appreciate your aggressive tone. I 336 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,580 just want my video chat to work. 337 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,060 Have you tried pressing Control -G? 338 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Gah! 339 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,549 But the kitchen's closing. 340 00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:23,090 We've got to lock up in about ten minutes. 341 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:26,570 Okay, we'll be out. 342 00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:27,930 Thanks. 343 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:37,090 I give up. 344 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,290 Quinn, I've tried everything. 345 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:44,890 I reinstalled the software, I ran a disk utility test, I zapped the PRAM. It 346 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:45,890 won't work. 347 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,060 Wait, let me just try one more thing. 348 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,380 Oh, gee. 349 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,360 It worked. 350 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,220 Okay. My video chat is still not working. 351 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,200 Sir, I have tried everything I know. 352 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:06,720 Go to sleep. 353 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:11,420 You go to sleep. I cannot go to sleep until they ring the ding -dong bell. I 354 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,600 wasn't talking to you. 355 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:14,860 Kate, be quiet, Zoe. 356 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:23,090 How did you get the connection back? 357 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:24,410 Quinn takes it. 358 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,670 I just pressed Control -G. 359 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,350 Ha! I knew it! I knew I was right! 360 00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:32,890 Oh, my God. I have to go finish Mark's laser eye surgery. 361 00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:34,270 Bye! 362 00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,250 Did she say laser eye surgery? 363 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:41,210 If you don't go to sleep, I'm going to get our dorm advisor. 364 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,530 Then don't get him! I will! 365 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,279 Me too. 366 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,880 Hey, how come the chairs are on the tables there? 367 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,160 They're about to close. 368 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:58,620 Oh. 369 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,900 This isn't going to work, is it? 370 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,820 Dating by video chat? 371 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,300 Yeah. 372 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,920 I don't think so. 373 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,120 So, what do we do? 374 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:17,840 Well, I guess for now you should just do your thing at PCA and 375 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,520 I'll tough it out here in England for a semester. 376 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,720 Right? Yeah, and maybe we'll try this for real when we're together again. 377 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,720 A semester's a long time. 378 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,920 What if we meet other people? 379 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,840 We've dated other people before. 380 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:41,120 I love you, Zoe. 381 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,840 Oh, that's so hard to say to my face. 382 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:45,820 It was easy. 383 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,520 Good. 384 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000 I love you, too. 385 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:51,580 Talk to you later. 386 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360 Good night. 25305

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