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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and run.

Thank you.

I'm helping my company open up a new London office.

England? Do you want to come with us? What are you going to do?

I'm going to go ask Chase. Chase doesn't know about this yet?

You better go talk to him. You're his best friend.

So, what do you think about Zoe?

What about her?

Leaving PCA?

Zoe didn't tell you?

No.

She didn't.

I'm going.

I told my parents I'm going to go.

You're leaving PCA?

If she doesn't care about me, then why should I care about saying goodbye to

her? If you had said don't go, she'd still be here.

God.

Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has just informed me we are next in line for

takeoff.

Hi. Zoe, listen, I... Just leave a message and I'll call you back when I

Thanks.

away video chat.

And this will send it to the big flat screen.

And... Almost ready to go.

Hurry! Yeah, yeah.

Loli, you got the webcam hooked up? I think.

And you're sure Zoe's gonna be in her room?

Yes! It's 13 minutes after 3, which means it's 13 minutes after 11 in

and I texted Zoe to be ready to talk at 11 .15 her time.

Oh, God. Two minutes.

Michael, make my hair look nice.

I don't know how to make it nice.

Does it look better?

I don't know. It was a bush before. It's a bush now.

Okay. It's all set.

At 315, just click on connect right here.

Awesome. Get out.

What? Come on. Let's go. Get out. Are we going to see Zoe too?

No. I have to apologize. Come on.

Wait.

Can I at least get back?

Zoe?

Zoe?

Oh, hi, Chase.

I thought Lola and Quinn wanted to talk to me. I need to talk to you.

Okay, talk to me.

I'm so sorry.

For? For acting the way I did. For not saying goodbye.

Thanks. It's nice of you to say.

Well, don't you want to know why I acted like I did?

I'm listening.

Okay, um, see, when you came to talk to me about England, I thought that you had

already made up your mind to leave.

You know, without talking to me about it first.

I did come to talk to you about it before I made up my mind. I know. I know

now. And you couldn't even stop playing darts long enough to listen.

You're right. I was mean and awful, and you're right.

And even if you were mad at me, how could you not tell me goodbye?

I mean, seriously, Chase, how could you do that?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I was obnoxious.

And I'm sorry I didn't say goodbye.

I really mean it.

Zoe?

I accept your apology.

Oh, thank God!

Wow.

I was pretty nervous there.

Yeah, well, I should go.

Right. Uh, so, when do you think I'll be back?

Back where?

To PCA.

Wait, you think now that I'm 5 ,000 miles away in England, I can just hop on

plane and come back?

Well, can't you?

No, I can't just switch back. I told my parents I wanted to do this, so I'm

staying here.

Oh.

Well, uh, I guess I... I understand.

But, uh, we're good, right?

You and me?

Look, I'm really tired. I gotta get to sleep.

Sure, um, but I'll talk with you soon, okay?

Sure.

So, how'd the call go?

You couldn't hear with your ears pressed against the door?

Quinn's stomach kept rumbling.

We're having a dinner!

You lied to me.

How'd I lie?

You said a person can't be depressed if they're in a hammock.

Well, this is the first time.

I miss Zoe.

Want to go do homework?

Gross.

Want to go look at boys?

No. I already have one.

What, Mark?

Yeah.

I guess.

Where's Kate?

Are we supposed to wait all day for him?

Do you guys want me on your team or not?

All right, come on. Let's see what you got.

Okay, Delphic, here's a high one coming to you.

I don't like volleyball.

Oh, God,

you're heavy.

There. There.

You're ready.

I'm bleeding.

Nobody cares.

Look, we're going to have to find a player to replace Zoe. Hey!

You're late!

Sorry.

Who's that with him?

It looks like Zoe.

No way.

Sorry I'm late.

Guys, this is Gretchen. She's in my Monday -Thursday study hall.

So? So I thought maybe she could be the new member of our volleyball team.

Are you good at volleyball?

I don't know.

Well, um, why don't we smack the ball around a little bit and see how it goes?

Is that cool with you?

Your hair's stupid.

Okay. Woo!

Come on, let's go!

All right,

people, let's do this!

Okay, heads up!

Not really.

Both try again.

Baby!

Are you alright?

You guys see how high Gretchen hit that?

want to play volleyball with Gretchen. How icky is she?

Yo, what is Chase thinking?

Why would he want to hang out with a girl like that?

Uh, it's pretty obvious.

What?

She's blonde.

Insanely pretty.

She looks like Zoe.

Well, yeah, but... Oh, my God. You think that's why he wants to be friends with

her? Totally.

I mean, come on, there's nothing appealing about her personality.

This is like psychology 101.

He misses Zoe, so he's trying to fill that void with a substitute.

But that's so stupid.

No one can replace Zoe.

Surprise!

Um,

what are you doing in our room?

I kind of overheard you guys talking about how lonely it was going to be for

living here without Zoe, so I went to Coco and I asked if I could switch rooms

and she said, sir, who cares where you live? Yeah, but so then I went to my

roommates and I said, would you girls be upset if I moved out of here and in

with Quinn and Lola? And before I even finished the question...

And Schwab's for you.

There he is.

What are you doing? You were supposed to meet us at Sushi Rocks. I am, but I

invited Gretchen and she's a little late.

Why do you invite Gretchen?

Because she's my bud.

I'll go see if I can find her in the hall.

What's wrong with him?

Why can't he see that Gretchen's disgusting?

Because she looks like Zoe.

Then Chase needs a psychiatrist.

Oh, give the boy a break.

Dude, trying to replace a girl with another girl just because they look

That's a little sick.

So? You're sick too?

I'm not sick.

Then why do you take at least a hundred digital pictures of yourself every week?

Because I have movie star good looks.

See that? You're sicker than I thought.

I didn't see Gretchen. Maybe I can get her on her cell.

I'll cross my fingers.

Oh, here she is.

Hey, Gretch.

Hi.

So, did she rock?

I don't care.

Awesome. Oh, uh, hey, you know how you told me you locked yourself out of your

room last night?

I guess.

Well, I got you something.

Give me your room key.

All right.

Got the key.

Chain. Key. Through the chain.

And then...

There.

Now you'll always have your key. Maybe later we can paint it together.

Stupid.

All right. To Sushi Rocks.

Hate sushi.

Okay.

We got a problem.

Uh, yeah.

You can sip it in the morning, sip it in the evening, even at a quarter to

three. Cause I like sassafras, you like sassafras, we like sassafras tea.

What time is it?

6, 10 a .m.

I'm a morning girl.

Clearly. What are you doing?

I'm working on my demo.

A demo of what?

You see, my mother always tells me I have a lovely singing voice, so I wrote

song for myself.

Listen. Oh, wait. You don't have to.

Take two.

You can sip it in the morning, sip it in the evening, even at a quarter to

three. Cause I like sass to press, you like sass to press, we like sass to

tea.

Want me to play it back? Please don't.

Well,

I'm going to go take a shower.

Who did

this?

What?

Who

befouled this

cotton swab?

What? I used it to clean my ears last night.

This swab came from my truth -it box.

These have the plastic turquoise sticks, which I had to order online at

SpecialtySwabs .com.

These are for crafting, admiring, or holding. They are not for you to dig the

muck out of your filthy ears.

Now I have to go rinse it.

Good morning.

You can't get mad because you used a cotton swab to clean your ears.

Try telling that to Stacy.

Why did Zoe have to leave?

Oh, God.

What's up, guys?

I brought the Gretch.

Is that having lunch?

Nah, Gretch and I already ate.

I had a potato.

I hate this thing.

What's wrong?

I got a stupid zit on my arm.

Why won't it pop?

There's stuff in there, right?

Yeah, it's white in the middle.

There.

I'm bored.

Okay, let's go play foosball.

Foosball's stupid.

How could a girl that looked that much like Zoe be so... Nauseating?

Yeah.

I think it's time.

For what?

An intervention.

We gotta talk to Chase about Gretchen.

All of us together?

Nah, I think me and Logan should do it alone.

It could get ugly.

Aw, her gum's on my apple.

Ew.

There. You're good as new.

You can ship it in the morning, ship it in the evening, even at a quarter to

three.

Cause I like Sassafras, you like Sassafras, we like Sassafras tea!

How's it coming?

I'm getting it.

Why don't you come help me? Cause if I don't send this report in to Mr. Bender,

I'm gonna get a zero.

How do you close this webcam software?

Just click on the little box in the corner.

I see no little box! Well, just click somewhere.

Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

Hey, hey, he's coming.

Hey.

What?

I saw this in a prison movie.

We need to talk.

We do.

Okay.

Is, uh, everything all right?

Nope.

You gotta quit hanging around with Gretchen.

Oh, really?

Really.

Why?

She's disgusting.

Hey, well, don't hold back.

Come on, you know you wouldn't hang out with that girl in a million years if she

didn't...

If she didn't what?

If she didn't what? Just say it.

If she didn't look like Zoe.

You guys are ridiculous.

I don't think we're ridiculous.

Unlock the door. It's okay that you miss Zoe. I don't miss Zoe, okay? I haven't

even thought about her since she left.

You're saying it's just a coincidence that Gretchen looks exactly like Zoe? I

don't even see a resemblance.

Everybody thinks they look alike.

And that's why you're hanging out with her.

She's your little Zoe replacement, and that's a little bit sick.

Subtle. She needs to hear this. I don't need to hear anything from you guys

right now.

If you cared about me, you wouldn't judge my friend.

So, you don't think it's weird that right after she leaves PCA, you make

with some bizarro girl who just... Happens to look exactly like Zoe.

Gretchen is a lot of fun. Huh, yeah, like the way she spits and picks her

And don't forget the fun way she pops her pimples at lunch.

Unlock the door.

We'll unlock the door when you admit that you met Zoe. Well, then we better

order some pizzas and a toilet. Because we're going to be in here for a while.

Why is it so hard for you to just admit it's killing you that Zoe's gone? It's

hard to admit something that's not true.

Chase! Enough, all right?

Lookie here.

Put that down.

Zoe gave you this, right?

Maybe. Just put it down.

Why? If you don't care about Zoe, then why would you care about a stupid little

stuffed animal she gave you?

Logan. It's cool.

Chase doesn't care about it.

That's right. I don't.

Good.

Good. Well, then I guess it wouldn't bug you if I do this.

Chase!

Chase! Chase!

It's cool.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

You're right.

Everything you guys said is true.

We know you miss Zoe, man.

I don't just miss her.

I'm in love with her.

I've been in love with Zoe ever since I met her.

When she got out of her dad's car, I saw her standing there.

I rode my bike into that stupid flagpole.

I was in love with Zoe before I hit the ground.

I don't think that feeling's ever gonna go away.

That's fresh.