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Are you ready?

Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Which brings up two photosynthesis.

Using sugar, light, and carbon dioxide, plants are able to produce the energy

they need to sustain life.

Now, the byproduct of this biochemical reaction is oxygen, which is good for us

because without oxygen, we'd all die slow and painful deaths.

One moment.

Zoe? A note for you.

Thanks.

Now, any questions so far?

Oh, my God!

Zoe? I'm sorry, my parents are here.

You're at PCA?

Yeah. Can I be excused?

Well, I was just about to go over... Bye!

Hey, baby.

Oh, my God. You're here.

He missed you so much. What are you guys doing here? Why didn't you tell me you

were coming? Mom, what did you do to your hair? Why aren't you answering my

questions? Because you're not taking any pauses.

Why are you here?

Well, we have a little news.

Are you having a baby?

Mom! No.

No. No babies. No babies, right? No.

Then what's the news? Wait. Where's your brother? I don't know. Probably in

class. All right. Well, let's go find him. You can show us your dorm and we'll

all talk.

I'm helping my company open up a new London office.

So we need to be there for the next couple of years.

Wow, that's awesome.

Way to be dad.

Thanks. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah.

Except you guys are going to be so far away.

Maybe not.

Do you want to come with us?

Covington Preparatory School? Rated one of the top five prep schools in the

world. And only a half hour drive from where your mom and I are going to be

living. So, you want us to leave PCA?

I can't leave PCA. I'm seeing someone.

Who? Katie Velasquez.

Look, we don't want you guys to feel pressured to do this. Just read the

brochures, check out Covington Prep online.

Let us know what you want to do.

I didn't say that.

You're thinking about leaving PCA?

Well, kinda, maybe.

Can I have your Jetix?

Obnoxious. Well,

if she's not gonna be here... Zoe, you can't be serious

about this. Look, I haven't decided... How can you move to London? You love

Of course I do. I just... She might love Covington Prep, too.

Yeah, I mean, it's... It's supposed to be one of the best boarding schools in

the world.

I know. I looked it up online and... Oh, online?

You can't believe everything you read online.

Because I read, if you drop a peanut in a glass of lemonade, it explodes.

Well, guess what?

It didn't.

Think about that.

Listen, it's not that I want to leave PCA. It's that she's being offered this

amazing opportunity.

Right, and that's why I want to talk to you guys about this first.

What school could possibly be better than PCA?

Covington's more expensive than PCA. The peanut just sank.

How many kids get a chance to go study in London?

Who cares? This isn't helping.

Well, what are you going to do?

I'm going to go ask Chase.

Chase doesn't know about this yet?

No, and his opinion means everything to me.

Why haven't you asked him yet? Because, you know, we're really close friends.

And it's just hard to tell him I might be leaving.

Yeah, but you better go talk to him. You're his best friend.

Excuse me?

His female best friend.

All right, then. What about me?

You're my female best friend.

You're devine.

I gotta talk to Chase.

Yeah, and do whatever Chase says.

You know he's gonna tell her to stay.

Exactly.

Maybe walnuts and pink lemonade.

Yeah, network anchorman probably pulls down between three and five million a

year. So by the time I'm 27, I figure... Hey!

You want a story for the PCA News?

Okay, for the billionth time, I'm not doing a story about cotton swabs.

No, Zoe Brooks may be leaving PCA to go to a boarding school in London.

London? Who's your source?

Zoe Brooks.

And one day, you will do a story on cotton swabs.

Because the public will demand it.

Wait,

when is Zoe leaving?

Where's Zoe going?

She's leaving PCA.

To go where? Some boarding school in London.

That's in England.

Hey, dude, you beat Norkin?

6 -1 -6 -0. Man, Norkin's the worst.

I know, right?

Oh, hey, when's Zoe leaving?

Leaving what?

I heard she's bailing out of PCA to go to some fancy prep school in London.

Zoe Brooks?

That's what I heard.

Yeah, I don't think so. I think you got the wrong girl.

Maybe.

Later, man.

Delphix! Hey.

Can you keep down the racket?

What? Keep down the racket.

I made a joke.

You sure?

No.

So, what do you think about Zoe?

What about her?

Leaving PCA?

Moving to London?

Okay, where did you hear this?

Everywhere. I heard it from like three different people.

Zoe didn't tell you?

No, she didn't.

You got a sec?

For you?

Sure.

Good, because there's something I've got to talk to you about.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Um, is everything okay?

Everything's awesome.

Okay.

Um, see, my parents are moving to England for a while.

And, well, there's this boarding school near London called Covington.

Oh, Covington. That's supposed to be a really amazing school.

Uh, wow. That's really cool that you get to go there.

Well, see, I wanted to talk to you. When are you leaving?

Uh, could you stop throwing darts?

No, I gotta tune up, but keep going. I'm listening.

Well, I just wanted to talk to you about this.

Oh, well, you know, you should probably get some warm clothes. The weather in

England's not like California.

You should get a big coat.

Oh, and, uh, some sweaters. Maybe some heavy socks.

That's all you have to say?

Um, oh yeah, they drive on the left in England, so be careful crossing the

street.

Thanks. Appreciate the advice.

Anytime.

Okay, everybody ready?

All right.

You people might want to step back.

The blast could be seriously dangerous.

Pest assault.

Oh, man.

Oh, hey, though.

No lunch? They got those little pot pies today.

I'm going. Then you better hurry.

The pot pies are really popular.

I mean to London.

I told my parents I'm gonna go.

You're leaving PCA?

We can't let Zoe leave.

Wait, where's Kate?

She said he was busy.

Does he realize Zoe's leaving PCA forever?

You're the one who told her studying abroad could be awesome.

So I'm not allowed one stupid comment every five years?

And this is your fault, too. How?

Why'd you have to tell Zoe that Covington's one of the best boarding

the world?

I don't want Zoe to leave.

Oh, since when?

Zoe needs to stay at PCA. Because the day's gonna come when she realizes she

wants to make out with me.

Yeah, when a piano falls on her head.

You're going to want me one day, too.

Look, stop playing!

We have to come up with a plan to talk Zoe out of going to London!

Michael, what are you thinking?

I say we let Zoe do this.

Michael! Dude!

Come on. It couldn't have been easy for Zoe to decide to leave.

I mean, we all know she loves PCA and us.

But getting to go to school in England?

That could be a really cool thing for her.

And what kind of friends are we if we make her feel bad about this by trying

talk her out of it?

Man, I have a perfect nose.

What?

What's up?

Where you been?

Here.

Want to play?

Not really.

You upset?

No, check it out. I'm on level 39. I'm dominating this game.

I mean about Zoe.

Why? Because she's moving to England?

Yeah.

You okay?

Should I be not okay?

Well, she is one of your best friends in the world.

Hey, in third grade, Rusty Dickerson was my best friend in the world.

I never heard you talk about Rusty Dickerson.

That's the point, man.

Friends come, friends go.

You know, that kid still owes me 30 cents.

Dude, what's your deal?

I was this close to level 40 and... You're always leaving PCA.

For good.

And you're talking about Dickie Rosenberg.

Rusty Dickerson. How can you not care that Zoe's leaving? Who says I don't

You don't act like it.

And since when are you in charge of how I should act?

I'm just trying to talk to you.

Well, let me know when you want to talk about something else.

Dear Grandma and Grandpa, the past ten days here at PCA have been really hard.

I'm psyched about moving to England, but at the same time, I know I'm going to

miss PCA so much.

I've made so many great friends here.

It's been a really tough thing. Goodbye.

Thank you.

That's it.

Whenever you're ready.

Get over here.

You behave.

In bed by 10 and no coffee after dinner. You promise me?

No.

Listen.

Here's the phone number of my second cousin, Stephen Chappingsley.

He lives right outside London, and he's super sweet, so give him a call if

you're in the mood to socialize.

Thanks. Will do.

Have a great time at Covington.

I'll miss you.

I'll miss you, too.

Hey.

You be nice to Quinn, and don't let her blow up the school.

I'll do what I can.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually think I'm going to miss you.

Last chance to make out.

You're a pig.

Take care of yourself.

Michael?

Michael?

Don't cry.

I'm not crying.

It's my allergies.

Anybody have antihistamine?

I should get going.

Chase?

I told him when you were leaving.

Oh, did we?

Okay.

Hey, you know Chase?

He was probably on his way here and fell down some stairs.

Landed on his big bush of a head.

Right.

You be good, sweetie.

We'll call you when we land.

Okay.

See you Christmas.

Yeah. Love you.

Mark you.

What in

the world?

Dude, where did you shoot?

I'm trying to concentrate.

I blame you.

I've been looking for you since this afternoon.

Here I am.

Zoe left.

Oh, yeah.

Today was the day.

Hey, listen, do you think you can help me with my serve? Because if we're going

to win this tournament, then I really need to... You heaved my ball.

What's your problem?

Well, my volleyball's way over there now.

How could you not have been there to say goodbye to Zoe?

She's one of your best friends.

Yeah, I thought that.

Until she decided to just pack up and leave PCA forever without even asking me

how I felt about it.

What are you talking about? I had to hear about it in the halls and all over

campus. Do you know how that made me feel?

She didn't even care enough to tell me herself before I had to hear it from Del

Figolo and some other guys I barely know.

Whoa, wait a second. If she doesn't care about me, then why should I care about

saying goodbye to her?

Zoe cared about your opinion the most.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

She said Chase's opinion means everything to me. Then why didn't she

to me about it before she decided to go?

She did.

She hadn't made up her mind yet when she went to talk to you.

And guess what? If you had said don't go, she'd still be here.

Oh, God.

I'm an idiot.

Hey, finally we're on the same page.

Where's my cell phone? Give me your phone.

Here.

Zoe has a new number.

What? Her parents got her a new number since she's going to be in England.

Well, what's the new number? I don't know.

Then who has it?

Quinn. Quinn and Lola.

Hurry!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1544, non -stop service from Los

Angeles to London.

I need

Zoe's new

number. Her new cell phone number? Yes, what is it?

Hang on.

Here.

Zoe, listen, I... Just leave a message and I'll call you back when I can.

Thanks.

On the next episode of Zoe 101, at 3 .15, just click on Connect right here.

Zoe?

How could you not tell me goodbye?

I'm so sorry.

You think now that I'm 5 ,000 miles away in England, I can just hop on a plane

and come back?

I'm staying here. I understand.

I'll talk with you soon, okay?

Sure. Bye.

Who's that with him?

It looks like Zoe.

No way.

Guys, this is Gretchen. How icky is she?

No, what is Chase thinking?

Why would he want to hang out with a girl like that? She looks like Zoe.

What are you doing in our room? I live here.

You're going to live here?

We're going to be like the Three Musketeers.

But females.

We need to talk.

It's okay that you miss Zoe. I don't miss Zoe. Why is it so hard for you to

admit it's killing you that Zoe's gone?

It's hard to admit something that's not true. Enough, all right?

It's okay.

You're right.

Everything you guys said is true.

We know you miss Zoe, man.

I don't just miss her.

Last chance to make out. You're a pig.