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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,680 Are you ready? 2 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:47,770 All the things that you can do. 3 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,359 page automatically? 4 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:26,480 Yeah, it did. See, this way I can read my history text book while 5 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,420 typing up a few ionic photon equations. 6 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,440 How do you focus your brain on two things at once like that? 7 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:34,280 Yeah, I can't even watch TV and burp at the same time. 8 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,460 Yeah, like I gotta hit pause, then burp, then unpause. 9 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:47,120 Hey, you guys. 10 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:48,339 Hey, Zoe. 11 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:49,340 Hey. 12 00:01:51,790 --> 00:01:52,790 What meeting? 13 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:53,869 Guidance counselor. 14 00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:56,930 Yeah, I just spent two hours going over everything I'm going to need to put on 15 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:57,930 my college application. 16 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,350 Why? We don't have to worry about that for another year. 17 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:01,790 You better start worrying now. 18 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:05,690 It takes a lot more than grades and SATs to get into a good college. 19 00:02:05,970 --> 00:02:09,110 Especially when your grades and SAT scores are sucky. You know, like yours. 20 00:02:10,389 --> 00:02:14,090 Well, my dad. Daddy's not going to be able to buy your way into college. 21 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:17,470 True that. Not this time. Well, what am I supposed to do then? You need good 22 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,530 extracurricular stuff. 23 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:20,470 I play football and basketball. 24 00:02:21,450 --> 00:02:22,490 Yeah, not that good, though. 25 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,050 You're going to need more than that. 26 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:28,650 Where are you going? 27 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:31,150 To do something impressive so I can get into college. 28 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:38,590 Hey, why do they call this eggplant? 29 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,470 Doesn't look like an egg, doesn't look like a plant. 30 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:44,510 So what should they call it? I don't know. 31 00:02:46,290 --> 00:02:47,290 Veggie mush. 32 00:02:52,650 --> 00:02:54,030 Vegemite. See, that's funny. 33 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:58,190 Turn page. 34 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,310 Hey. Hey, Chase. 35 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,410 What? What? 36 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,010 What did you decide? 37 00:03:14,270 --> 00:03:15,270 Nothing. 38 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:21,050 Oh, tiny whiteys. My little brother wears these. 39 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:23,180 Okay. That's enough. 40 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,800 Hey, 41 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,000 Chase. Girl people. 42 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:33,420 Why are you all happy? 43 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,260 Because I just got Dean Rivers' approval on this. 44 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,060 I'm starting a new tradition at PTA. 45 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,300 A yearly beauty pageant run by me. 46 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:47,020 This is your extracurricular activity to impress colleges? Don't go snotting on 47 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:47,679 this idea. 48 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:48,680 It's awesome. 49 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,560 Okay, first of all, I'll snot on whatever I want to snot on. 50 00:03:51,870 --> 00:03:53,270 And this is a horrible idea. 51 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:55,930 Yeah, beauty pageants are sexist. Exactly. 52 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,870 Duh. So what's wrong with sexy? 53 00:03:58,370 --> 00:04:01,430 It's sexist. Beauty pageants are insulting to girls. 54 00:04:01,810 --> 00:04:02,810 Ugly girls, yeah. 55 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,350 Oh, my God. Help us. 56 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:09,630 Dude, this is the 21st century. It's not cool to have a contest where girls are 57 00:04:09,630 --> 00:04:11,590 supposed to out -pretty each other. 58 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:12,929 Thank you. 59 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:19,730 Did you really think Girls at PCA would sign up for this? Well, so far, 17 girls 60 00:04:19,730 --> 00:04:20,730 have. 61 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:23,100 What? Why won't these girls sign up? 62 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:26,820 I guess they're interested in winning the insane first prize. 63 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,159 Which is? 64 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,460 Whoever wins gets to be on the cover of Buzz magazine. 65 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:32,800 Buzz? No way! 66 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:33,980 How'd you pull that off? 67 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,480 My dad has connections. 68 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:37,620 Give me a pen. 69 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:39,780 You're signing up? 70 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:43,500 Yeah. If I'm on the cover of Buzz, any agent in Hollywood would sign me in a 71 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,500 heartbeat. 72 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:46,340 Give me. 73 00:04:47,180 --> 00:04:51,950 Zoe? It's Buzz Magazine. This could be my big break into the fashion world. And 74 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:55,030 do you realize how jealous Katie Peckerman will be if I'm on the cover of 75 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:57,050 Who's Katie Peckerman? 76 00:04:57,290 --> 00:05:00,730 The rotten little skunk bag who called me ugly in third grade. I hate that 77 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:01,730 Peckerman. 78 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:05,670 Whose are these? 79 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:18,900 More thumb. 80 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:23,540 Oh, yes. 81 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:26,800 Hey, hey, quick. 82 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,100 Oh, hi. 83 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:32,180 What does a hillbilly call a deer with no eyes? 84 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,340 I don't know. What? No idea. 85 00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:44,140 Oh, come on. Everybody laughs at that joke. 86 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:45,880 Sorry. 87 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,620 It's like you don't think I'm funny. 88 00:05:48,780 --> 00:05:52,380 Well... Oh, my God! 89 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,600 Michael! 90 00:05:55,340 --> 00:05:57,100 I'm going to make you laugh, Quinn Penske. 91 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,420 I'm going to make you laugh until it hurts. 92 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,660 All right? 93 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,500 No idea. 94 00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:25,570 What? So what about this beauty pageant? 95 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:27,430 Kissing me will not influence my decisions. 96 00:06:28,590 --> 00:06:29,590 Okay. 97 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,430 Listen, for the talent competition, I'm going to pick a monologue for my acting 98 00:06:33,430 --> 00:06:34,490 class. How long can it be? 99 00:06:34,910 --> 00:06:35,910 I don't care. 100 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:38,550 Awesome! It's going to be two minutes, and it's going to be amazing. 101 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:43,150 If I were you, I'd focus on what I was going to wear for the evening gown 102 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,590 competition. I got that covered. 103 00:06:44,890 --> 00:06:45,890 You already got a dress? 104 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:49,110 Yep. Zoe picked out a couple of nice ones for us at this cool boutique right 105 00:06:49,110 --> 00:06:50,250 campus. Really? 106 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:51,910 Yeah, she's going to fix them up. 107 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,680 You know, work a little of her fashion magic. 108 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,880 And you think that's a smart plan? 109 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:58,020 Yeah. Zoe's got great taste. 110 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,720 Why? Zoe's competing against you. 111 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:04,000 So? So she's going to make sure her dress is better than yours. 112 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:06,480 Coming up next on Duh. 113 00:07:07,220 --> 00:07:09,840 Zoe's my friend. She wouldn't do anything catty like that. 114 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,300 Sure she wouldn't. 115 00:07:23,090 --> 00:07:25,550 Hey, how come you haven't signed up for the beauty pageant? 116 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:27,450 Ugh, please. 117 00:07:28,010 --> 00:07:29,010 You could win. 118 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,230 You have beauty. 119 00:07:31,010 --> 00:07:35,730 Thank you, Mark, but serious scientists do not win Nobel Prizes by being on the 120 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:37,230 cover of pop culture magazines. 121 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,370 Hey, look. 122 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:40,510 A rock. 123 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,110 It's a nice one. 124 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,470 Yeah. 125 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:48,050 Talk about beauty. 126 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:52,000 This one's going right in my collection. 127 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:54,760 Hey, hey, hey! 128 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,120 My pants! 129 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:57,360 Woo! 130 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,880 Yeah, baby! Oh, my pants are down around my ankles. Woo! 131 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:03,940 Yeah, baby! 132 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,420 Oh, oh, oh, yeah! 133 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:10,420 This is not something you see every day, baby. Uh -uh! This is unanticipated. 134 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:15,300 Oh, you see me, right? My pants are down, baby. Yeah! You can't handle it. 135 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:16,339 you cannot. 136 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:17,780 Oh, yeah, baby! Yeah! 137 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,700 Taking a shower in the fountain. 138 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:28,440 Are 139 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:35,419 you all 140 00:08:35,419 --> 00:08:36,740 right? Yeah, I'm all right. 141 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:38,520 Why aren't you laughing? 142 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:39,760 Why would I laugh? 143 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:44,059 Because I run by you, my pants down around my ankles. I fall in a fountain. 144 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,720 That is top -notch physical comedy. 145 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,980 Everybody laughs at physical comedy. 146 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:50,640 Yeah, not really. 147 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:09,740 No, 148 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:11,540 Lee. Two more minutes. 149 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:13,300 I'm bored. 150 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,700 Look at the fire extinguisher. 151 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:20,780 Not that exciting. 152 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,140 Just wait. I need your opinion on my drug. 153 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,300 You know, I don't support this beauty pageant. 154 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:30,400 It treats girls like they're... 155 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,940 Pride show pig at a county fair. 156 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:38,860 And I don't think it's right that... 157 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:44,480 Oh. 158 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,240 Do you like it? 159 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080 Oh. 160 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,260 Oh, you like it? 161 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:56,300 Yeah, it's, um, very, uh... flattering. 162 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:58,840 Do you need a drink of water? 163 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:00,140 Yes, please. 164 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,400 Come on. 165 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,300 Oh, hey, Jake. 166 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:10,440 Hi. Zoe, what time are we gonna... Oh, my God, you look gorgeous! 167 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,440 Really? Yeah. 168 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:18,600 Absol... Wait, I thought you said the red dress was for me. I did, but then I 169 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,220 started messing around with them, and I decided that the other dress would look 170 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,160 better on you, and this one was better for me. 171 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:26,580 Oh. So you're saying I'd look bad in that dress? 172 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:27,800 I didn't say that. 173 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,160 Yeah, you kind of did. 174 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:32,520 Girls. Look, I made your dress look just as cool as mine. 175 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,840 Okay. 176 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,040 Let's see it. 177 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:36,100 Sure. 178 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,960 She's going to get the dress. 179 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,100 Here. What do you think? 180 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:51,760 I don't know. I'm kind of torn between ill and... Hey, who likes cheddar 181 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:55,880 I know I do. Do you know how hard I worked on this dress for you? Not as 182 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,000 you worked on that one for you. 183 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:58,840 I'm going to go somewhere else now. 184 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:03,920 You know, I really thought you were above this kind of thing. What kind of 185 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,859 thing? 186 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,740 Sabotaging me. Okay, you're insane. 187 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,980 I was insane for trusting you with my dress. You know, I'm trying real hard 188 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:13,640 to get offended here. I should have known you tried to make sure I look 189 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,200 than you. And, uh, good luck doing that. And now I'm offended. 190 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:21,180 Yay! You just get your own dress for the pageant. Oh, I'm way ahead of you 191 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,180 there. 192 00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:25,820 Oh, and you know what's going to be so great about seeing my face on the cover 193 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,820 of Buzz Magazine? 194 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,460 Not seeing yours! Your face should be covered with a sack! 195 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,080 You'll pay for that one, Brooke. 196 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,330 Oh, if only you could stay this sharp forever. 197 00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:01,770 Is Zoe in here? 198 00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,370 No, just me. 199 00:12:03,470 --> 00:12:06,070 Good, because I don't want to be in the same room with her. Then you better 200 00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:07,070 leave, because here I am. 201 00:12:07,610 --> 00:12:09,790 I'm not going anywhere. I'm just going to ignore you. 202 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:10,990 Oh, promise. 203 00:12:12,550 --> 00:12:13,830 Can I please borrow your lip gloss? 204 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,150 Sure. 205 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,130 Careful, Quinn. If she ends up not liking it, she'll accuse you of trying 206 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,130 sabotage her mouth. 207 00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:23,330 Huh? I wish your mouth would stop moving. I thought you were ignoring me. 208 00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:25,750 Then I stopped for a second, and now I'm ignoring you again. 209 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:27,270 All right, I'm leaving! 210 00:12:28,650 --> 00:12:31,470 I can't wait until this stupid beauty pageant's over and done with. 211 00:12:32,930 --> 00:12:33,930 Don't leave! 212 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:37,290 All right, I'll say if you two will be nice to each other. I'll be nice if 213 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,490 she'll be nice. Oh, so it's all on me now? You're the one who started acting 214 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:41,490 like a jerk yesterday. 215 00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:44,570 I know you started by hijacking my hot red dress and trying to squeeze me into 216 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,950 some hideous mom frog. Bye! 217 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:50,010 What's a mom frog? The frog that I'm all aware of. Hey, what's going on in 218 00:12:50,010 --> 00:12:51,810 there? Lily and Lola are fighting. 219 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,690 Oh, that's such a shame. 220 00:12:55,070 --> 00:12:57,410 No, it didn't. I worked for hours on it. 221 00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,670 What are you wearing? 222 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:03,990 Oh, this is my evening gown for Logan's beauty pageant. I'm having it altered 223 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,630 because it's a bit snug in the bosom. 224 00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,090 I can't believe you say that. 225 00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:16,750 Lola, we're done with melons. Oh, I adore melons. You know, my favorite is 226 00:13:16,750 --> 00:13:17,750 honeydew, but then I... 227 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,490 My cue? 228 00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:49,450 There you go. 229 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,970 Sit in the side. 230 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,370 Man, beating you is really making me thirsty. 231 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:05,970 I'm thirsty. 232 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:16,330 That's sweet. They're just sucking up to you because they know that you're the 233 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:18,770 only judge in your little beauty pageant. I know. 234 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:22,970 How did I not think of it three years ago? I got it! I got it! What you got? 235 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,970 A foolproof way to make Quinn laugh. 236 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,930 You gonna show a picture of that mustache you tried to grow? 237 00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:31,430 Hey, hey, hey. It would have grown in. I just needed more time. 238 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:34,030 Anyway, Quinn's like super smart, right? 239 00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:37,630 Yeah. So, I just gotta hit her with an intellectual joke. 240 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,910 Oh, God. 241 00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,110 Yeah, just watch this. 242 00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:47,570 Hey there, Quinn. 243 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,170 What's up? 244 00:14:49,390 --> 00:14:53,330 Well, you see, two hydrogen atoms bump into each other at a party. 245 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:56,630 So one of the atoms says, why do you look so sad? 246 00:14:57,030 --> 00:15:00,330 So the other atom says, oh, I just lost a proton. 247 00:15:00,690 --> 00:15:03,950 So the first atom says, are you sure about that? 248 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:06,730 And the other atom says, oh, yeah. 249 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,640 Protons are positively charged. 250 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:23,900 Electrons are negatively charged. If the hydrogen atom lost a proton, it would 251 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:26,360 cause the atom to skew negative, not positive. 252 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:32,320 Well, okay. I don't find scientific errors funny. 253 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,870 Because you sent me a double 9 -1 -1 text message. 254 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:11,110 Yes, because I needed you to help me decide which earrings I should wear in 255 00:16:11,110 --> 00:16:15,090 pageant. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize the seriousness of the situation. 256 00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:18,690 Yeah, yeah. So do you like the topaz, the pearls, or the little red balls? 257 00:16:20,490 --> 00:16:23,190 Um, they all look very nice. 258 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,490 What are you, running for president? Take a position. Make a choice. 259 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:29,990 Uh, okay. Um, the topaz balls? 260 00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:33,550 All right, look. Just pick up those index cards and read me the questions. 261 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,029 What are they for? 262 00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:42,070 The interview. The pageant consists of four sub -competitions. 263 00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:44,710 Talent, evening gown, interview, and swimsuit. 264 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:48,910 Can I help you pick out a swimsuit? I already picked a swimsuit. Just read 265 00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:49,869 those. 266 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:50,870 Okay, okay. 267 00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:55,190 If you could, what would you do to help the hungry children of the world? 268 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:57,629 I don't know. 269 00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:59,390 Feed them? What other answer is there? 270 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:01,630 I think they're looking for something more specific. 271 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:05,369 Okay, meatloaf. I'd give them all meatloaf. Next. 272 00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:07,290 Um... 273 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,640 If you could be an internal organ, which organ would you be? 274 00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:14,920 Heart, lung, liver, pancreas, or bladder? 275 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,400 What kind of question is that? 276 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,640 It's a chase question. 277 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:18,920 I made it up myself. 278 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:23,859 Hey. 279 00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:27,440 You dented my fro. 280 00:17:27,859 --> 00:17:29,480 You're not taking this seriously. 281 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:31,020 Well, you got that one right. 282 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:35,900 This is important to me. I want to be on the cover, but... No, you don't. You're 283 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,300 just obsessed with beating Lola because you guys are in a fight. 284 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,560 Okay, I do not need a therapist, so if you're not going to help me... Maybe you 285 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,560 do need a therapist. 286 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,500 Because you're not even acting like you. 287 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:45,860 Oh, I'm not? 288 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,840 You're the one who said contests like this bring out the worst in people. 289 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,039 Well, guess what? 290 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,760 It's bringing out the worst in you. That's so not true! 291 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:57,360 It's like you to run around, freaking out, dying for Logan to pick you as the 292 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,480 prettiest girl at PCA. 293 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,040 Copaz, Pearl, or Red Boss? 294 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,420 Tito, do you like my dress? 295 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:37,840 No. 296 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,160 Oh! 297 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,580 Well, thanks for the constructive criticism! 298 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:52,000 Can I have the pen, please? 299 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,240 Of course. 300 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,420 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. 301 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:03,380 Pardon? You were checking out my dress? Jealous? 302 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,900 I don't think so. 303 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,320 Right. 304 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,620 What's up, boys? 305 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,320 What are you, the lifeguard? 306 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,980 This is my judging chair. 307 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,900 You did not just do that. 308 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,920 Maybe I didn't. Maybe I did. I guess you just didn't have to wonder. 309 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,440 What are you guys, crazy? Stop fighting. 310 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,300 You look so funny. 311 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,700 Oh, you. 312 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:57,620 I'm so sorry. 313 00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:02,400 Don't even say it. I have to. I've been acting like such an idiot. Not just you. 314 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,480 What do you think? 315 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Hugging time? 316 00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,180 Oh, yeah. 317 00:21:29,930 --> 00:21:32,690 I'm telling Dean Rivers about this, and both of you are going to get detention. 318 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:35,910 And I guess we have nothing to lose. 319 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:50,530 This is so much better 320 00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:51,530 than a beauty pageant. 321 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:52,610 So much better. 322 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:00,660 Always fighting dirty. 323 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,520 Fighting dirty. 324 00:22:06,940 --> 00:22:07,940 Because they're money. 325 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:09,540 I get it. That's funny. 326 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:11,700 It is? 327 00:22:14,860 --> 00:22:16,160 That's right, it is. 328 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,980 It sure is. 329 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,260 You just laugh it up, Quinn. 330 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,600 Compliments of Michael Baird. 331 00:22:34,530 --> 00:22:35,530 Clever. 332 00:22:35,950 --> 00:22:37,570 Ow! Ow! 333 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:38,890 Let go of me! 334 00:22:39,370 --> 00:22:40,370 I'm the judge! 335 00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:41,830 I'm the judge! 336 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:43,530 I'm the judge! 337 00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:44,849 Poor Logan. 338 00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:46,770 He was really getting pounded down there. 339 00:22:47,070 --> 00:22:48,070 Let go of me! 340 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:49,150 I'm the judge! 341 00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:50,490 Want to get some coffee? 342 00:22:50,710 --> 00:22:51,710 Sure. 23890

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