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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and run away.

I should get away, yeah.

I will make you see all of the things that you can be.

Believe in yourself above all things.

Yeah, yeah.

Orange grape.

That's pretty good.

Grape cherry.

Plain water.

But where's the water from?

I don't know.

The toilet.

Did you guys see this?

Oh, yeah, the PCA dance contest.

Sign up? Yes, I signed up. This is such a great idea. Whose idea was this?

Um, I think it might have been... It doesn't matter. I need a partner.

be my dance partner.

Um, I would, but I can't. Why not? You're an awesome dancer.

And he's off on the getting in trouble.

What trouble?

We got busted.

For taking the groundskeeper's golf cart for a little joyride.

How much trouble did you get in? Two weeks of extracurricular suspension.

No sport, no club activities.

No dance contest.

But I need a partner.

Sorry, though.

Too bad.

Well, see ya.

Oh, come on.

Look, you know you're like my best friend.

What?

Are you going to make me say it?

Say it.

You can't dance.

I can dance.

Well, yeah, but not in a way that anyone would want to, you know, see.

I know.

Iced coffee, please?

Avaraj. Avaraj, coming up. Whoa!

You can't cut in line! Hey, hey!

Hey,

hey! Darla is customer of the week, which means she doesn't have to wait in

line. And she gets free coffee whenever she wants for a whole week.

Well, who picked her?

Uh, I did.

And how do you get to be customer of the week?

Well, I just pick someone who I feel is an awesome customer.

I'll get your iced coffee.

Thank you.

I want to be customer of the week.

So do I.

Yeah, I think we know who's going to be the next customer of the week.

I wouldn't be so cocky. Hey, get behind me. I was ahead of you. Too bad.

When you stepped out of line, you lost your place.

You've got to teach me how to do that.

Hello, Lola.

Good afternoon, Lola.

Should we walk through the park and have some fish and chips?

Why, that would be lovely.

Oh, look.

It's my gorgeous roommate Zoe Brooks with a bottle of Blix in her hand.

Should I call the campus psychologist?

No, not yet.

I'm just working on my British accent so I can get a part in this play.

A crumpet and manga?

Yeah, it's such a great play and I've got to get the role of Margaret.

Big part.

Margaret's on every page.

Indeed. Which is why my British accent must be totally flawless.

Oh, hey, you find a dance partner yet?

No, and I've asked four guys already.

Oh, I bet my friend Gene would dance with you.

Who's Gene?

A guy in my drama class, and he's like one of the best dancers at PCA.

The doll factor.

Hey, Gene, you want to be in the dance contest with my friend Zoe?

She's cute and boyfriend -less.

You're such an idiot.

Hey, Gene, it's Zoe.

Yeah, you want to do the dance contest with me?

Awesome. Let's meet tomorrow at lunch and we'll figure out which routine we

to do.

Okay. Later.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Margaret chokes on a chicken bone in scene four.

You know what to do.

Pay me first.

There.

Now go do it and make it look good.

Who took my pass?

I want to know who took them. Was it you?

Was it you?

Hey, hey, calm down. Calm down.

Don't tell me to calm down.

If I don't get my pants, I'm going to turn this guy into applesauce.

I'm just a coffee guy.

Hey, leave that coffee guy alone.

There. Now get out of here.

And don't ever let me see you bothering this coffee guy again.

That's right. Run faster.

Jeez. That's insane.

Yeah.

But you're okay now.

Thanks to me.

Michael Barrett.

We'll see who's the next customer of the week.

Gene is a great dancer. He won first place in the Fresno Foot Fest.

Oh yeah, big deal.

Winning two footy awards is a big deal.

Well, I hear Zoe's got a few moves herself.

Yep, I got dancing to my blood. My grandmother was a rockette.

No way.

Yeah, she used to dance at Radio City Music Hall back in the 50s. And she's

coming all the way here from Boston to watch Zoe dance in the contest.

Yike. Well, we better be good.

We'll be good. We just gotta rehearse a lot.

Absolutely. Tonight at six.

I'll bring my feet.

Bye. See you later.

He's so cool.

Wait till you see him dance.

You all go on ahead. I'm gonna get myself a bag of crisps.

Hey, is that guy from England?

Oh, yeah. He's in my study hall.

You should go see if he thinks your British accent sounds real. Ah, my

perfect. But I can think of other reasons I should go talk to him. Forget

He's undateable.

Girlfriend? No, he's just, like, really serious about his grades.

I heard he has this rule. He only dates girls during summer break. A little

weird. But a lot cute.

You're wasting your time.

We'll see.

Um, excuse me.

Yes? Oh.

Wait. Why are you crying?

Well, it's just... You see, they're doing this play here at PCA. The Crumpet

Among Us.

Right. I know the play. Well, I really want to get the role of Margaret, but I

just can't do a British accent.

Ah. So, you were going to ask me to coach you.

Yeah, but I feel so silly and... No worries.

I'd be happy to help.

Seriously? Sure.

Come on. Let's go somewhere quiet.

More quiet would be good.

Think. Hey, question.

What's up?

Students who work at the coffee cart.

You guys on commission?

Yeah. For every cup of coffee we sell, we get to keep 10%. Really?

Then I'll take, uh, 32 granos of Giavacino.

32?

Why so many?

I don't know.

I see you working hard here every day. I just, uh...

Thought it'd help you out.

Keep the change.

Wow.

Thanks, dude.

Sure.

And, uh, just in case you need it.

Anybody want some coffee?

Free coffee. Who wants some coffee?

Hey, anybody want some coffee? Hey, watch out! What?

to be able to dance by next Saturday, right?

Dance? That boy will be lucky if he can pee by next Saturday.

my fault.

It was absolutely your fault.

What did he do now? He mangled Zoe's dance partner.

Gene, what happened? A little scooter accident.

Well, is he going to be okay?

Eventually. He'll be in the infirmary for a month.

So now Zoe doesn't have a dance partner?

Her grandparents are driving all the way here from Boston to watch her dance.

Zoe should find another partner.

Dude, the contest is the day after tomorrow.

Everybody's partnered up.

Well, I'm not going to let Zoe drop out of the conference if her grandparents

are driving all the way here. What are you going to do?

I'm going to be her partner.

You know that involves dancing, right?

You can't dance.

Yeah, you know I love you, man, but you got like zero rhythm.

I'm aware of that.

But I got 37 hours till the contest, and I have two roommates who

do know how to dance.

Wait.

Do you want us to teach you to dance?

Chase.

Teach me.

There's not enough time.

Forget it. Teach me to dance or I'll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried

the end of last year's American Idol finale.

Pardon me, but could you please show me the way to the car park?

Pardon me, but could you please show me the way?

To the car park.

Did that sound British?

Not a lot, no.

Here, here, let's try.

My mum would be delighted to drive you to Liverpool.

My mum would be delighted to drive you to Liverpool.

Dear God.

That didn't sound British?

That didn't sound human.

Oh.

I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.

Could I get you some more chamomile?

Sure. Thanks.

I'm so in.

Wow. I'll never forget the time I had a book in my hand.

He loves me.

Who? British boy? Yes. You watch. He's so gonna ask me out.

How'd you even get him to talk to you? He feels bad for me because of my

British accent.

You do a perfect British accent.

He doesn't know that.

Wait. What?

What am I going to do? My grandmother's already driven halfway across the

country to come watch me dance on Friday night. And I can't find another

partner. Help me.

Okay, let me just think for a sec.

Oh, he's coming back. Thinking's over.

Thank you. I feel so much better.

See how smooth that guy moves?

Yeah.

You're sure that he can dance though he was learning with Jean?

That's it. And we're just copying from that video.

Okay. Teach me the dance.

Whoa, whoa.

First, you gotta learn the basics.

Don't follow me because I'm on a hot wire.

You can't copy any of my burning legs.

And you can't teach a new dog your old tricks.

Johnny couldn't bear to walk the line and the king couldn't help taking his

behind.

contender i'm a contender i'm a contender

hey

gonna wake this town

up with my friends gonna make sure the party never

ends

isn't small

Let's go over it a few more times, you know, just to lock it in.

Uh, it's after midnight.

We gotta crash.

Okay, you guys go.

I'm gonna stay here and practice some more.

Don't you think you should get some sleep? No way.

If I'm gonna surprise Zoe and dance with her, I gotta be perfect. I want her to

win. Okay. Whatever.

Night, man. Later. Night.

Thanks.

He's really getting the hang of it.

Yeah, he's not half bad.

You think they could win?

Oh, not a chance.

I know, right?

Can't dance me, cause my feet are on fire.

Next.

Hello, Stacey Dilson, auditioning for the role of... Next.

Lola Martinez, auditioning for the role of Margaret.

Create the monologue on the top of scene 11.

Sure.

Where do I go?

In what... What do I do when I get there?

These are questions for which no answers present themselves.

And yet, I search and yearn despite the peccadilloes and foibles of men and

women. I still hold faith in humankind and always will.

Without a beginning, there can be no ending, which pleases me and gives me a

feeling of sublime contentment.

Life... The British accent's quite good, isn't it?

If I've learned only one thing, to find the joy in simplicity.

Because... Wherever we've traveled in this world, wherever the wind takes us,

whether we're weary, sick, lost, or doleful, there is always a crumpet

among us.

That was excellent, Laura. And your British accent was perfect.

Oh, you're definitely Margaret.

Awesome, thanks.

Of course.

Next.

When did you come in?

Just in time to hear your very convincing British accent.

Yeah. Um, about that... You lied to me.

Yeah.

Sort of.

I see.

But I only did it because I wanted to meet you.

And I wanted to prove to my friend I could get you to talk to me.

And that's all?

Well... And then I...

I kept it going because, you know, I kind of like you.

Very well.

You're mad.

Oh, yeah.

And now you don't want anything to do with me.

I thought I was angry.

Not stupid.

Come.

Let's go share an egg salad sandwich.

Okay.

You like egg salad?

Nope. Right.

Um, yes.

My name is Susan Sarandon, and I am auditioning for the role of... I know,

you, Stacy.

Next!

And the new customer of the week is...

Quinn Penske.

Me? Yep.

Dude! Why Quinn? I bought 150 cups of coffee from you this week. I saved you

from being attacked by a crazy man.

Why'd you pick Quinn?

Yeah, what? Why did you pick me?

Because I always pick a cute girl.

She gets cut in line, gets some free coffee, and I usually get some free

out, if you know what I mean.

What? Brilliant.

Wait, I am not making out with you for free coffee. And anyway, I have a

boyfriend.

And the new customer of the week is... Molly Talbertson.

Me? Really? Do you have a boyfriend?

No. Yes, Molly Talbertson. Yes!

And you wanna be my squirrel.

And I look on away.

Hi, guys.

Hey.

Hey, where are your grandparents?

Vegas. Vegas?

I thought they drove all the way here from Boston to watch you in the dance

contest. They did, but when they got here and I told them I wasn't gonna be

it, they were like, ooh, Blackjack, let's go to Vegas.

Wait, you didn't compete in the dance contest tonight? How could I? You guys

know Gene got hurt and couldn't dance with me?

Well, yeah, but...

Didn't someone else offer to be your dance partner? Someone clumsy and

With a crazy Jewish afro?

Okay, what are you guys talking about?

Chase. Mom, is Carpal here?

Not really.

Oh. Hey, though.

What time is it?

The dance contest. We got it. It's over.

What? It ended like two hours ago.

Two hours.

I slept through the contest?

You did.

I'm the worst.

You're the best.

You practiced dancing for almost 24 hours straight. Just so I wouldn't have

drop out of the contest.

Well. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.

Yeah?

Well, thanks, but, you know, it was all for nothing.

Oh, I don't think so.

Come on.

See what you got?

When I...

Get up.

The first thing I will mind is love.

Just don't get enough of your kisses and your sweet love.

I'm counting down the minutes till I knock on your door.

Grab you by the hand and we'll hit the dance floor.

I'm crazy about the way that you look in my eyes.

You make me feel like I don't ever die.

Crazy about you every single day and night.

Nobody makes me feel.

So alive.

Till I met you.

I don't know how I made it through.

You turned my world around.

I'm crazy about the way that you look in my eyes.

You make me feel like I don't have the time.

Tasteless every single day and night.

Nobody makes me feel so.

I'm crazy every single day and night.

Nobody makes me feel so alive.

If you want to play, come and play today.

I should get away.

Yeah. I will make you free.

All of the things that you can.