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Are you ready?

I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

So come and run.

Get away.

Yeah. I will make you see all of the things that you

can be.

matter with you two. It's just a date. With the son of Dean Rivers. Which means

you need the right bracelet.

And properly brushed hair.

Yeah, we don't want him to look at me and throw up.

Listen, woman, third dates are extremely important.

Yeah? See, on the first date, the guy and the girl are just checking each

out. And second dates are like a compatibility test to see whether you

along. But the third date is the real turning point.

When he decides whether you're a girlfriend material or the dreaded just

friends. God forbid.

What's going on over there?

Ooh, the contest! We have to sign up. What contest?

You know that movie they filmed here last summer?

Beaches and Cream?

Yeah. Well, as a promotional thing, they gave Dean Rivers one free ticket to

raffle off. And whoever wins gets to go to the premiere in L .A. You get picked

up in a limo and everything.

Come on, let's go sign up! Why?

If there's only one ticket and figure 85 % of all PCA students enter the raffle,

the statistical odds of winning are less than one in...

Should I even ask?

I'm making a video of me dancing.

Yeah, that part I figured out. The burning question would be why.

To give out to girls here at PCA.

Okay. Why?

So they can take it home, play it on their TVs, and then pretend they're

with me.

Guy at Toon Juice.

Read it.

Chase and Michael.

Da -da -da -da -da.

Your cartoon has gotten over 20 ,000 views this month.

Ooh, that's good, right?

Yeah, it's good. Keep going.

Uh, da -da -da -da -da, which is why we'd like you to produce 26 more

by the end of next month.

Our tune's an online hit.

26 episodes?

Yeah. How are we going to think of and make another 26?

It took us a whole week to make the first one.

Some PDA girls are from Texas.

Yeah!

Wow!

I really, really, really hope I win.

It's gonna be like a real big Hollywood premiere, right?

Yes, but you're not going to win because it's my destiny to win. Your destiny?

I'm going to be a huge movie star one day, so going to this premiere will be

excellent practice for me.

If only she had a little more self -confidence.

So, what time is Diane supposed to meet you here?

Um, I think now, but my watch may be running a couple of... What? Are you

to exterminate me? It's an awesome French perfume.

Called Jambon.

Can you stand up straight?

No. No.

The answer would be no.

Hey, Zoe.

Hi, Lance.

This is Lola, and that's Quinn. Hi.

And... Hi.

Hello.

Nice shoes.

Uh, why is she... She has a bad back. It's happened before.

Not my back's fault.

My mouth is all lumpy and worn out. Like Miss Conroy in the cafeteria.

Well, why don't you just call the housing office and tell them to send you

mattress? I did.

It's like a two -month wait.

She'll be fine. Come on. Let's go.

Okay. Nice meeting you. Bye.

Okay, Lola.

You're going to have to help me back to the dorm.

Um, if you could pick me up and do it like a fireman, Terry.

Or, uh, we could do a piggyback type thing if that would be easier.

Here.

Your character and my character, we're dolphins in the ocean, right?

And we're being chased by kangaroos.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. That's really good. Just one question. How are

kangaroos chasing us in the ocean?

They're very special kangaroos. No.

It's good. It's not good.

Will you two idiots go to bed already?

It's almost two in the morning. We can't go to bed until we come up with at

least one good idea for our cartoon.

I've given you, like, nine good ideas.

All of which involve dolphins and or kangaroos. Those are funny animals.

All right.

You want an idea?

How about your character are bowling pins and you're terrified of being hit

the bowling ball?

How's that?

That could be really funny.

How'd you think of that?

I am good at everything.

And now that you have your funny idea...

Good night.

Hey, what if the bowling pins are shaped like dolphins?

Huh.

I like being hit in the head.

Oh, there's no room in this little refrigerator.

Zoe, will you come turn my heating pad up a little bit?

Sure.

Your back feeling any better? Maybe a little.

It's open!

Hi, uh, what's going on?

Got a new mattress for Quinn Penske.

New mattress?

What'd I thought? Surprise!

Hey, Lance.

Hey, Zo.

How'd you get me a new mattress?

Hey, when your dad's the dean of the school, you know, you can make stuff

happen.

Thank you so much.

You couldn't get us a new full -size refrigerator, could you?

How's that?

Here comes the ball!

Hop!

We're cute.

Yeah.

Now we just need 25 more ideas.

Okay, okay.

How about this?

Our characters are two dolphins that are afraid to be hit by a boat.

Yeah, see, that's the same thing as the bowling pins.

No.

We're dolphins.

Yeah. Yeah, dude.

Hey, Chase and Michael, right?

Uh -huh. That's us.

I'm Claire Jeffries with TuneJuice .com.

Oh, yeah.

Right, right.

Um, we talked to you on the phone.

That's me.

What are you doing here?

Well, my boss wanted me to drive up here personally to tell you some interesting

news.

Oh. Okay.

You know the last tune you sent us, the scared bowling pin?

It's now the third most viewed video in the history of Tune Juice.

No way! That is insane!

Yeah. So Clark wanted me to pass on the good news to you in person.

That is so nice.

Thank you, Claire.

And the bad news.

What's this?

It's a letter from the lawyers to represent the TV show Friday Night Live.

They saw our cartoon?

Yeah, they did.

They also saw it four months ago when they did it.

What? Huh?

Yep. They're suing you for stealing their idea.

Later.

We're being sued.

I told you we should have gone with the dolphins.

Good evening. I'm Jeremiah Chapman, coming to you live right outside Dean

Rivers' office.

In just seconds, I'm going to be handed the winning raffle ticket, which will

determine the lucky PCA student who gets to go, via limo, to the Los Angeles

premiere of the new movie, Beaches and Cream.

Please, please, please, please, please!

The movie, of course, stars Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman, Bruce Belanch.

I've just been handed the winning raffle ticket.

Here we go! Here we go!

I'm swishing my deltoid!

And the winning raffle ticket is... 9 -1

-3 -1 -6.

I got it! 9 -1 -3 -1 -6!

Congratulations.

Yeah, if it couldn't be me, I'm glad it's you.

But I wish it was me.

Hey, way to go, Zoe.

Hi, I can't believe I won.

And you're not going alone.

You're going?

We're going.

But how did you... The movie studio gave my dad two tickets. One to raffle off,

and then my dad gave this one to me.

Want to go together?

Yes. Awesome.

Friday night.

How incredible is this?

Very incredible. A little too incredible.

Too incredible?

Oh, don't act all dumb. Your little boy buddy rigged the raffle.

What do you mean, rigged it? He couldn't do that even if he wanted to.

He's Dean Rivers' son. He got me a new mattress.

And he got us a big new fridge. With that ice maker. If he can do that stuff,

can sure rig a raffle so you win.

Which he did.

Oh, come on. There's a big difference between doing you guys a couple of

and him rigging a raffle.

And I'm a little offended that you'd accuse him of that.

Well, we're a little offended he did it.

Let's go.

Have fun in Hollywood.

That's pretty close.

It's not close. It's almost exactly the same.

Of course they're suing us. They have every right to do it.

But I don't want to be sued.

I'm too young for suing.

What up, girly girls?

We're about to make you a girly girl.

Why the hostility?

You stole that idea.

What idea?

Two bowling pins scared of a ball that's about to hit them? They did it on

Friday Night Live.

I know. It was awesome.

I laughed my butt off.

Dude, why would you pitch us an idea you saw someone else do?

Because I was tired and you clowns were keeping me up.

Where are you going?

The lounge. To pass out more of my Dancing with Logan DVDs to girls.

Okay, you are the worst roommate ever. But I am good looking.

I can't believe him.

I'm really upset.

I am really upset.

Wow, that was weird.

What are you ticked off about?

Yeah, I heard you won that raffle thing. You should be psyched. I was psyched

when Quinn and Lola accused Lance of rigging the raffle.

Who's Lance?

Dean Rivers' kid.

The guy Zoe's been going out with?

Yeah, and just because he's Dean Rivers' son and he's going, they think that he

rigged the raffle so he and I could go together.

Well, did he rig it? No, he wouldn't do that.

Then who cares what Quinn and Lola think?

I have to live with them.

Should I not go?

Nah, they're just mad because they didn't win.

Yeah, you'd be crazy not to go. I mean, come on.

A limo, a big premiere in Hollywood.

I know.

I'm going, and I'm going to go pick out something to wear, and it's going to be

super cute. How about that?

Super cute.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey, what?

Zoe's going to L .A. Friday night in a limo.

A lot of room in a limo.

So? So, we hide in the back, go to L .A., and we explain to the producers of

Friday Night Live that it was an honest mistake, that we didn't mean to steal

their idea.

Interesting.

Hi.

Ready, Steady?

Ready, ready.

Oh my god, look at this limo!

I see her, I still need

her.

No way. I swear, I thought I was going to fall off.

I cannot believe how cool this limit was.

Yeah, a lot of room.

I know, you could land a helicopter in here.

Hey, Gus.

We in L .A. yet?

Yep. We'll be at the premiere in about five minutes.

Great.

They kicked me in the mouth.

Quiet. Quiet.

Hey,

grab a stoplight.

Two less bail.

Let's get to the TV studio.

Come on!

I gotta tell you, this is the coolest night ever.

Yeah.

Lucky you won the raffle.

Uh, why did you put the air quotes around lucky?

Come on. You know why you won, right?

Yeah, I had the winning ticket.

Yeah, because I rigged it.

So we could go together.

How romantic am I?

You can do that kind of stuff when you're the son of the dean. Dean Rivers

knows? Well, why would I tell my dad?

Hey, you think we'll be able to get Bruce Valanche's autograph?

You can.

I'm not going.

What's your problem?

You rigged the raffle. That's wrong.

Uh, you didn't have a problem with me getting your friend's new mattress and a

big refrigerator.

That didn't take away anything from someone else.

You know, my roommates accused you of doing this, and I defended you.

Zoe. Go to the premiere by yourself.

Fine. Whatever.

Whatever.

Arrgh! I'm sweating!

That guy over there is the executive producer.

How do you know that's him?

I've seen him interviewed a bunch of times.

You're having a problem with my art?

Yes.

Come on.

This is unbelievable.

What is unbelievable? I'm a professional. You're telling me how to

Yes, but you've got to hold it out longer.

It's art.

You just say it the way I tell you.

Excuse me, Mr. Carlton?

Yeah, who are you?

My name is Chase Matthews, and this is my friend Michael Barrett.

That's a handsome sport coach.

What's that made of? That team?

What? Did you guys think out of the audience or something?

Because I really don't have time for this kind of... For the guys you're

Could you narrow it down a little? I'm suing a lot of guys.

Bowling pins.

Scared of the ball hitting them.

Untunedjuice .com.

Ah, I see.

Well, I hope you two got a really good lawyer, because you totally ripped off

that sketch.

We didn't know we stole it from your show.

We're really sorry.

So, you think I'm just going to let you get away with ripping off our bowling

pin sketch just because you're sorry? Hey, Dave.

Cool off, will ya?

Hey!

You're Topher Lane, your puke man.

That's right.

He's the superhero who pukes all over the bad guys. I love that sketch.

Thanks. Don't thank them. They'll probably steal it.

They already stole our bowling pin sketch.

Oh, come on. Like we were the first show to do the scared bowling pins?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, what are you talking about?

Dude. They did the same bit on the Dick Van Dyke show in 65.

I'm pretty sure Sid Fieser did it before that.

Seriously? Yeah, seriously. It's a classic.

Well, well, well.

About that lawsuit.

All right, all right. Forget the lawsuit.

I'll call off our lawyers.

Thank you. Oh, thanks, man.

Hey, George, Amy, hurry it up. We got the dolphin sketch up in about 90

Don't embarrass me like that.

Dolphins are dumb.

I told you that dolphins are funny.

You never mentioned dolphins.

Oh! Oh!

Oh -ho! Oh!

No.

That's a good ringtone.

Hey there.

Well, look who's back.

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you beat your fancy Hollywood premiere?

I didn't go.

Why not?

Because you guys were right.

Lance rigged the raffle.

He told you?

Yeah, he thought it was funny.

So, what'd you do?

Came back here.

I'm sorry. I should have listened to you guys.

Well... You were just blinded by his cuteness.

Um, look, we could have been nicer about it.

It wasn't your fault, really.

I guess.

Dancing with Logan?

What is this? He made a video of himself dancing.

And he's giving it out to girls all over campus so they can dance with him

virtually.

No way.

What girl would want this?

It was so hot.

I laughed my butt off.