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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,680 Are you ready? 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,700 I know you see me standing here. 3 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:10,700 Do I look good, my dear? 4 00:00:11,900 --> 00:00:14,160 Do I look good today? 5 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,080 I'm just another kind of girl. 6 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:27,060 And you want to see my world. 7 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:29,720 So come and run. 8 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,300 Get away. 9 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:46,620 Yeah. I will make you see all of the things that you 10 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:47,620 can be. 11 00:01:14,090 --> 00:01:18,210 matter with you two. It's just a date. With the son of Dean Rivers. Which means 12 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:19,210 you need the right bracelet. 13 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:20,690 And properly brushed hair. 14 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:22,890 Yeah, we don't want him to look at me and throw up. 15 00:01:23,410 --> 00:01:25,910 Listen, woman, third dates are extremely important. 16 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:29,590 Yeah? See, on the first date, the guy and the girl are just checking each 17 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:33,990 out. And second dates are like a compatibility test to see whether you 18 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:36,690 along. But the third date is the real turning point. 19 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:40,990 When he decides whether you're a girlfriend material or the dreaded just 20 00:01:40,990 --> 00:01:42,950 friends. God forbid. 21 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:46,780 What's going on over there? 22 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,080 Ooh, the contest! We have to sign up. What contest? 23 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:52,060 You know that movie they filmed here last summer? 24 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,360 Beaches and Cream? 25 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,280 Yeah. Well, as a promotional thing, they gave Dean Rivers one free ticket to 26 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,520 raffle off. And whoever wins gets to go to the premiere in L .A. You get picked 27 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,520 up in a limo and everything. 28 00:02:01,700 --> 00:02:03,140 Come on, let's go sign up! Why? 29 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:08,120 If there's only one ticket and figure 85 % of all PCA students enter the raffle, 30 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:11,180 the statistical odds of winning are less than one in... 31 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:40,470 Should I even ask? 32 00:02:40,590 --> 00:02:42,090 I'm making a video of me dancing. 33 00:02:42,590 --> 00:02:46,430 Yeah, that part I figured out. The burning question would be why. 34 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:48,450 To give out to girls here at PCA. 35 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:50,810 Okay. Why? 36 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:56,210 So they can take it home, play it on their TVs, and then pretend they're 37 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,210 with me. 38 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:13,888 Guy at Toon Juice. 39 00:03:13,890 --> 00:03:14,809 Read it. 40 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:15,850 Chase and Michael. 41 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,330 Da -da -da -da -da. 42 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:21,390 Your cartoon has gotten over 20 ,000 views this month. 43 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:23,270 Ooh, that's good, right? 44 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,190 Yeah, it's good. Keep going. 45 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:30,950 Uh, da -da -da -da -da, which is why we'd like you to produce 26 more 46 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:32,290 by the end of next month. 47 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,170 Our tune's an online hit. 48 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:36,130 26 episodes? 49 00:03:36,730 --> 00:03:40,090 Yeah. How are we going to think of and make another 26? 50 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:44,100 It took us a whole week to make the first one. 51 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,160 Some PDA girls are from Texas. 52 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:56,880 Yeah! 53 00:03:57,660 --> 00:03:58,660 Wow! 54 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:07,460 I really, really, really hope I win. 55 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,720 It's gonna be like a real big Hollywood premiere, right? 56 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,380 Yes, but you're not going to win because it's my destiny to win. Your destiny? 57 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,440 I'm going to be a huge movie star one day, so going to this premiere will be 58 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:17,440 excellent practice for me. 59 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:20,180 If only she had a little more self -confidence. 60 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:22,680 So, what time is Diane supposed to meet you here? 61 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:28,320 Um, I think now, but my watch may be running a couple of... What? Are you 62 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,600 to exterminate me? It's an awesome French perfume. 63 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:32,180 Called Jambon. 64 00:04:43,270 --> 00:04:44,270 Can you stand up straight? 65 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:45,510 No. No. 66 00:04:45,730 --> 00:04:47,150 The answer would be no. 67 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:49,670 Hey, Zoe. 68 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:51,150 Hi, Lance. 69 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:56,530 This is Lola, and that's Quinn. Hi. 70 00:04:56,990 --> 00:04:58,690 And... Hi. 71 00:04:58,910 --> 00:04:59,910 Hello. 72 00:05:00,250 --> 00:05:01,250 Nice shoes. 73 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:06,090 Uh, why is she... She has a bad back. It's happened before. 74 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:07,810 Not my back's fault. 75 00:05:08,030 --> 00:05:11,750 My mouth is all lumpy and worn out. Like Miss Conroy in the cafeteria. 76 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:15,120 Well, why don't you just call the housing office and tell them to send you 77 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,360 mattress? I did. 78 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:17,920 It's like a two -month wait. 79 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,720 She'll be fine. Come on. Let's go. 80 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:22,260 Okay. Nice meeting you. Bye. 81 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:25,900 Okay, Lola. 82 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,840 You're going to have to help me back to the dorm. 83 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:32,500 Um, if you could pick me up and do it like a fireman, Terry. 84 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:35,920 Or, uh, we could do a piggyback type thing if that would be easier. 85 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,280 Here. 86 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:02,610 Your character and my character, we're dolphins in the ocean, right? 87 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:07,210 And we're being chased by kangaroos. 88 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:11,530 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. That's really good. Just one question. How are 89 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:13,050 kangaroos chasing us in the ocean? 90 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:15,750 They're very special kangaroos. No. 91 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,790 It's good. It's not good. 92 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:19,690 Will you two idiots go to bed already? 93 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:23,550 It's almost two in the morning. We can't go to bed until we come up with at 94 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,090 least one good idea for our cartoon. 95 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,470 I've given you, like, nine good ideas. 96 00:06:27,710 --> 00:06:31,650 All of which involve dolphins and or kangaroos. Those are funny animals. 97 00:06:32,030 --> 00:06:32,709 All right. 98 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:33,710 You want an idea? 99 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:40,450 How about your character are bowling pins and you're terrified of being hit 100 00:06:40,450 --> 00:06:41,450 the bowling ball? 101 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:42,670 How's that? 102 00:06:43,810 --> 00:06:44,990 That could be really funny. 103 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:48,190 How'd you think of that? 104 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:50,930 I am good at everything. 105 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:54,170 And now that you have your funny idea... 106 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:56,370 Good night. 107 00:06:58,150 --> 00:07:01,690 Hey, what if the bowling pins are shaped like dolphins? 108 00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:03,930 Huh. 109 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:07,230 I like being hit in the head. 110 00:07:15,210 --> 00:07:17,330 Oh, there's no room in this little refrigerator. 111 00:07:20,030 --> 00:07:22,830 Zoe, will you come turn my heating pad up a little bit? 112 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,250 Sure. 113 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,570 Your back feeling any better? Maybe a little. 114 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:36,470 It's open! 115 00:07:40,810 --> 00:07:43,090 Hi, uh, what's going on? 116 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,070 Got a new mattress for Quinn Penske. 117 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:46,650 New mattress? 118 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:48,230 What'd I thought? Surprise! 119 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:49,770 Hey, Lance. 120 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:50,830 Hey, Zo. 121 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,410 How'd you get me a new mattress? 122 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:57,050 Hey, when your dad's the dean of the school, you know, you can make stuff 123 00:07:57,050 --> 00:07:58,050 happen. 124 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,760 Thank you so much. 125 00:08:03,620 --> 00:08:05,840 You couldn't get us a new full -size refrigerator, could you? 126 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,240 How's that? 127 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,320 Here comes the ball! 128 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:01,640 Hop! 129 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:16,079 We're cute. 130 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,080 Yeah. 131 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:19,700 Now we just need 25 more ideas. 132 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,060 Okay, okay. 133 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:23,660 How about this? 134 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:28,120 Our characters are two dolphins that are afraid to be hit by a boat. 135 00:09:29,260 --> 00:09:32,040 Yeah, see, that's the same thing as the bowling pins. 136 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:33,500 No. 137 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,080 We're dolphins. 138 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,280 Yeah. Yeah, dude. 139 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,360 Hey, Chase and Michael, right? 140 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:41,000 Uh -huh. That's us. 141 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,840 I'm Claire Jeffries with TuneJuice .com. 142 00:09:44,300 --> 00:09:45,300 Oh, yeah. 143 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,320 Right, right. 144 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,180 Um, we talked to you on the phone. 145 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,219 That's me. 146 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:51,280 What are you doing here? 147 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,440 Well, my boss wanted me to drive up here personally to tell you some interesting 148 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:57,440 news. 149 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:58,920 Oh. Okay. 150 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,300 You know the last tune you sent us, the scared bowling pin? 151 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:05,020 It's now the third most viewed video in the history of Tune Juice. 152 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,580 No way! That is insane! 153 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:13,520 Yeah. So Clark wanted me to pass on the good news to you in person. 154 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,260 That is so nice. 155 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,520 Thank you, Claire. 156 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,120 And the bad news. 157 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,379 What's this? 158 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:23,400 It's a letter from the lawyers to represent the TV show Friday Night Live. 159 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:24,760 They saw our cartoon? 160 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah, they did. 161 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,860 They also saw it four months ago when they did it. 162 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,460 What? Huh? 163 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:33,380 Yep. They're suing you for stealing their idea. 164 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,320 Later. 165 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:37,960 We're being sued. 166 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:43,340 I told you we should have gone with the dolphins. 167 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:53,240 Good evening. I'm Jeremiah Chapman, coming to you live right outside Dean 168 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,240 Rivers' office. 169 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:57,770 In just seconds, I'm going to be handed the winning raffle ticket, which will 170 00:10:57,770 --> 00:11:02,750 determine the lucky PCA student who gets to go, via limo, to the Los Angeles 171 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,770 premiere of the new movie, Beaches and Cream. 172 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:08,290 Please, please, please, please, please! 173 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:13,770 The movie, of course, stars Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman, Bruce Belanch. 174 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,770 I've just been handed the winning raffle ticket. 175 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:20,210 Here we go! Here we go! 176 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:21,790 I'm swishing my deltoid! 177 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:29,320 And the winning raffle ticket is... 9 -1 178 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:35,220 -3 -1 -6. 179 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,120 I got it! 9 -1 -3 -1 -6! 180 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:43,900 Congratulations. 181 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:48,240 Yeah, if it couldn't be me, I'm glad it's you. 182 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,700 But I wish it was me. 183 00:11:51,079 --> 00:11:52,900 Hey, way to go, Zoe. 184 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,760 Hi, I can't believe I won. 185 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,060 And you're not going alone. 186 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:00,660 You're going? 187 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,619 We're going. 188 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:05,200 But how did you... The movie studio gave my dad two tickets. One to raffle off, 189 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,040 and then my dad gave this one to me. 190 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,760 Want to go together? 191 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,120 Yes. Awesome. 192 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,380 Friday night. 193 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,680 How incredible is this? 194 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,420 Very incredible. A little too incredible. 195 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,120 Too incredible? 196 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,700 Oh, don't act all dumb. Your little boy buddy rigged the raffle. 197 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,780 What do you mean, rigged it? He couldn't do that even if he wanted to. 198 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,380 He's Dean Rivers' son. He got me a new mattress. 199 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:33,620 And he got us a big new fridge. With that ice maker. If he can do that stuff, 200 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,240 can sure rig a raffle so you win. 201 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:36,579 Which he did. 202 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:39,640 Oh, come on. There's a big difference between doing you guys a couple of 203 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:40,960 and him rigging a raffle. 204 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,640 And I'm a little offended that you'd accuse him of that. 205 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:45,540 Well, we're a little offended he did it. 206 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,560 Let's go. 207 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,700 Have fun in Hollywood. 208 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,080 That's pretty close. 209 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,960 It's not close. It's almost exactly the same. 210 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:19,220 Of course they're suing us. They have every right to do it. 211 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,000 But I don't want to be sued. 212 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,020 I'm too young for suing. 213 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,720 What up, girly girls? 214 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,300 We're about to make you a girly girl. 215 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,900 Why the hostility? 216 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,320 You stole that idea. 217 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:34,559 What idea? 218 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,840 Two bowling pins scared of a ball that's about to hit them? They did it on 219 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,840 Friday Night Live. 220 00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:40,510 I know. It was awesome. 221 00:13:40,910 --> 00:13:42,450 I laughed my butt off. 222 00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:47,430 Dude, why would you pitch us an idea you saw someone else do? 223 00:13:47,690 --> 00:13:49,870 Because I was tired and you clowns were keeping me up. 224 00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:52,770 Where are you going? 225 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:56,290 The lounge. To pass out more of my Dancing with Logan DVDs to girls. 226 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:01,490 Okay, you are the worst roommate ever. But I am good looking. 227 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,980 I can't believe him. 228 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:10,780 I'm really upset. 229 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,600 I am really upset. 230 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,600 Wow, that was weird. 231 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,760 What are you ticked off about? 232 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:22,420 Yeah, I heard you won that raffle thing. You should be psyched. I was psyched 233 00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:24,480 when Quinn and Lola accused Lance of rigging the raffle. 234 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:25,979 Who's Lance? 235 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:26,980 Dean Rivers' kid. 236 00:14:27,260 --> 00:14:28,820 The guy Zoe's been going out with? 237 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:32,040 Yeah, and just because he's Dean Rivers' son and he's going, they think that he 238 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,540 rigged the raffle so he and I could go together. 239 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,000 Well, did he rig it? No, he wouldn't do that. 240 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,180 Then who cares what Quinn and Lola think? 241 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:40,780 I have to live with them. 242 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,040 Should I not go? 243 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,080 Nah, they're just mad because they didn't win. 244 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:48,340 Yeah, you'd be crazy not to go. I mean, come on. 245 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,820 A limo, a big premiere in Hollywood. 246 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,180 I know. 247 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:55,640 I'm going, and I'm going to go pick out something to wear, and it's going to be 248 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,800 super cute. How about that? 249 00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,260 Super cute. 250 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,160 Hey, hey. 251 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,800 Hey, hey, what? 252 00:15:04,220 --> 00:15:06,240 Zoe's going to L .A. Friday night in a limo. 253 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,120 A lot of room in a limo. 254 00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:13,540 So? So, we hide in the back, go to L .A., and we explain to the producers of 255 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:17,280 Friday Night Live that it was an honest mistake, that we didn't mean to steal 256 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,280 their idea. 257 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:19,880 Interesting. 258 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,240 Hi. 259 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,099 Ready, Steady? 260 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,100 Ready, ready. 261 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,080 Oh my god, look at this limo! 262 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:07,760 I see her, I still need 263 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,760 her. 264 00:16:18,849 --> 00:16:22,190 No way. I swear, I thought I was going to fall off. 265 00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:26,050 I cannot believe how cool this limit was. 266 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,030 Yeah, a lot of room. 267 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,710 I know, you could land a helicopter in here. 268 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,320 Hey, Gus. 269 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,500 We in L .A. yet? 270 00:16:44,820 --> 00:16:47,160 Yep. We'll be at the premiere in about five minutes. 271 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,540 Great. 272 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,960 They kicked me in the mouth. 273 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,700 Quiet. Quiet. 274 00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,940 Hey, 275 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,480 grab a stoplight. 276 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000 Two less bail. 277 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,920 Let's get to the TV studio. 278 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,560 Come on! 279 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,980 I gotta tell you, this is the coolest night ever. 280 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,400 Yeah. 281 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,160 Lucky you won the raffle. 282 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,800 Uh, why did you put the air quotes around lucky? 283 00:17:38,060 --> 00:17:40,020 Come on. You know why you won, right? 284 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,740 Yeah, I had the winning ticket. 285 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,160 Yeah, because I rigged it. 286 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,160 So we could go together. 287 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:47,980 How romantic am I? 288 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:56,190 You can do that kind of stuff when you're the son of the dean. Dean Rivers 289 00:17:56,190 --> 00:17:58,490 knows? Well, why would I tell my dad? 290 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:02,770 Hey, you think we'll be able to get Bruce Valanche's autograph? 291 00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:03,909 You can. 292 00:18:03,910 --> 00:18:04,910 I'm not going. 293 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,130 What's your problem? 294 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:07,990 You rigged the raffle. That's wrong. 295 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:11,510 Uh, you didn't have a problem with me getting your friend's new mattress and a 296 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:12,449 big refrigerator. 297 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,370 That didn't take away anything from someone else. 298 00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:18,550 You know, my roommates accused you of doing this, and I defended you. 299 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,330 Zoe. Go to the premiere by yourself. 300 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,560 Fine. Whatever. 301 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,840 Whatever. 302 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,760 Arrgh! I'm sweating! 303 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,640 That guy over there is the executive producer. 304 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,200 How do you know that's him? 305 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,120 I've seen him interviewed a bunch of times. 306 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,220 You're having a problem with my art? 307 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,500 Yes. 308 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,780 Come on. 309 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:11,680 This is unbelievable. 310 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,020 What is unbelievable? I'm a professional. You're telling me how to 311 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,380 Yes, but you've got to hold it out longer. 312 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,400 It's art. 313 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,660 You just say it the way I tell you. 314 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,320 Excuse me, Mr. Carlton? 315 00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:24,660 Yeah, who are you? 316 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,400 My name is Chase Matthews, and this is my friend Michael Barrett. 317 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,340 That's a handsome sport coach. 318 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,380 What's that made of? That team? 319 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:33,800 What? Did you guys think out of the audience or something? 320 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,840 Because I really don't have time for this kind of... For the guys you're 321 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:41,040 Could you narrow it down a little? I'm suing a lot of guys. 322 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,360 Bowling pins. 323 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,900 Scared of the ball hitting them. 324 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,160 Untunedjuice .com. 325 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:48,820 Ah, I see. 326 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,820 Well, I hope you two got a really good lawyer, because you totally ripped off 327 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:53,579 that sketch. 328 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,300 We didn't know we stole it from your show. 329 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,220 We're really sorry. 330 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,820 So, you think I'm just going to let you get away with ripping off our bowling 331 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,720 pin sketch just because you're sorry? Hey, Dave. 332 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:04,800 Cool off, will ya? 333 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,160 Hey! 334 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,360 You're Topher Lane, your puke man. 335 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,740 That's right. 336 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,460 He's the superhero who pukes all over the bad guys. I love that sketch. 337 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,560 Thanks. Don't thank them. They'll probably steal it. 338 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:19,000 They already stole our bowling pin sketch. 339 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,880 Oh, come on. Like we were the first show to do the scared bowling pins? 340 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,320 What are you talking about? 341 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,880 Yeah, what are you talking about? 342 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:29,250 Dude. They did the same bit on the Dick Van Dyke show in 65. 343 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,150 I'm pretty sure Sid Fieser did it before that. 344 00:20:33,010 --> 00:20:35,530 Seriously? Yeah, seriously. It's a classic. 345 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:38,390 Well, well, well. 346 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:40,450 About that lawsuit. 347 00:20:41,230 --> 00:20:42,790 All right, all right. Forget the lawsuit. 348 00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:44,250 I'll call off our lawyers. 349 00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,930 Thank you. Oh, thanks, man. 350 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:50,730 Hey, George, Amy, hurry it up. We got the dolphin sketch up in about 90 351 00:20:53,230 --> 00:20:54,730 Don't embarrass me like that. 352 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:56,210 Dolphins are dumb. 353 00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,070 I told you that dolphins are funny. 354 00:20:59,590 --> 00:21:01,050 You never mentioned dolphins. 355 00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,870 Oh! Oh! 356 00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,590 Oh -ho! Oh! 357 00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:10,270 No. 358 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,050 That's a good ringtone. 359 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280 Hey there. 360 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,180 Well, look who's back. 361 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,820 What are you doing here? Shouldn't you beat your fancy Hollywood premiere? 362 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,220 I didn't go. 363 00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,440 Why not? 364 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:48,040 Because you guys were right. 365 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,400 Lance rigged the raffle. 366 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600 He told you? 367 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,200 Yeah, he thought it was funny. 368 00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,720 So, what'd you do? 369 00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,020 Came back here. 370 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,940 I'm sorry. I should have listened to you guys. 371 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,670 Well... You were just blinded by his cuteness. 372 00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:08,030 Um, look, we could have been nicer about it. 373 00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:09,790 It wasn't your fault, really. 374 00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:11,170 I guess. 375 00:22:17,890 --> 00:22:18,890 Dancing with Logan? 376 00:22:19,110 --> 00:22:21,850 What is this? He made a video of himself dancing. 377 00:22:22,110 --> 00:22:25,110 And he's giving it out to girls all over campus so they can dance with him 378 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,110 virtually. 379 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:27,690 No way. 380 00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:29,050 What girl would want this? 381 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:39,920 It was so hot. 382 00:23:27,390 --> 00:23:29,070 I laughed my butt off. 26265

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